My message to my ex wife's boyfriend

G-Hero, please come back to Testing,

testing.

Testing,

testing,

testing, testing.

Okay, finish testing.

Oh my God. It's been ages since I

streamed. When was the last time I

streamed? It was like 2 weeks ago.

Live 23rd

of January. Oh, it was

only a week ago. It feels like it was a

long time ago.

Okay, we've got 12 hours on the clock.

What time is it now? 8 o'clock. 4 plus 8,

12. 12 hours of

high-octane action and

entertainment that you all know and

love from my channel.

I don't really want to show my face

because I I look pretty rough today.

I just woke up. My face is all puffy.

You're gonna say I look fat again, so I

don't want to show my camera.

And my hair's wet.

Maybe in a few hours' time, once I've

woken up a bit. I don't know why I look— I

think I'm not getting enough sleep.

Stupid girlfriend keeps coughing all

night. Her coughing is getting worse. She

said she vomited because of all the

coughing. I never heard of vomiting

because of coughing. How does coughing— is

from the lungs. Vomiting is from the

stomach. How How does it have anything to

do with coughing?

But it's getting kind of annoying. It's

just nonstop coughing for hours and hours

every night. It usually starts after

dinner and then it will stop for a bit

when she falls asleep, but then she'll

wake up in the middle of the night

coughing again. Sometimes I wake up

at night and she's not there because she's

sleeping on the sofa. She said she didn't

want to wake me up. Go for— go

to the doctor, for God's sake. So

annoying. 4 months of this.

So you don't know how irritating it is

living with someone who keeps coughing all

the time.

Keeps waking me up. Trying to watch

YouTube and play games, and all I can hear

is heh heh heh heh all night long.

I don't know how you can cough for 4

months. Jesus Christ, what kind of illness

is it? She doesn't even have an illness or

anything, she's just coughing.

Weird, isn't it?

Yeah, it's annoying for her, but But it's

annoying for me too. Why haven't you

been streaming? Well, I, first of all,

I focused on making some,

some videos. I had a few ideas like the

new boyfriend, then my mum. The new

boyfriend video did well, didn't it? 20K

views. But It's

like a one-time thing, isn't it? I can't

keep making 100 videos about my ex-wife's

new boyfriend. There's nothing else to

say. The stupid idiot doesn't respond. He

just ignores it. No response video,

nothing. He keeps blocking and banning

anyone who tries to comment on his videos.

So there's like nothing to follow up on.

But stupid Chihiro is like, oh, just

ignore him, otherwise you'll have more

So unfair. His stupid new video, which

only came out 2 days ago, already has like

40K views. And then my banger of a video,

which is arguably one of the best videos I

made in ages, only got 20K. Come on.

And then my follow-up video only got 7K.

Updates on Chihiro. I really didn't expect

her to delete everything. That was a bit

of a shocker. I must have

really hit a nerve, didn't I? If she— I

mean, she didn't delete anything up until

I made the video, so she was completely

happy with doing Instagram and posting

stories and having a YouTube there. And

then all I did was say, hey guys, I found

her boyfriend's YouTube channel, and then

she wipes everything. Insane.

Why? I guess she just truly wants to cut

ties with everything hiding in my room and

related to me. Kind of sad. I thought

she still wanted, like, a bit of a

connection with us. I feel

like Mommy abandoned us or something like

that. We truly lost her, and it's all my

fault. At least we could still see her

videos and Instagram posts, but now we

can't see anything. Am I

glad the new boyfriend isn't a gaijin?

Nah, I'd be more upset if he was a gaijin

YouTuber. I'm glad he's Japanese, and I'm

glad he's kind of ugly, but I'm upset he

gets more views than me. It's not fair, I

got double the subs. I can't believe she

would date another YouTuber. What the—

what the F, man?

It's so weird. Being a YouTuber is

such a rare and unique thing. How many

YouTubers do you guys know? I bet you

don't know any YouTubers. It's like less

than 1% of the population are probably

YouTubers. And then her new boyfriend is a

YouTuber? Oh, come on. Who gets more views

than me? When she told me she had a

coworker who blew up on YouTube a couple

years ago, I thought, oh, that's cute. I

bet they're getting like 10K views.

I, I would do anything to get the views

he's getting. I used to get those views

easy back in 2019, '18, 2020. Even 2020,

I'd easily get 30K views. Nowadays,

I Getting 10K views, I gotta throw a

party. Now I can't

even get 100 viewers on streams as well.

This is so, so pathetic.

So Hogwarts Legacy is coming out next

week, so I'm gonna start making video game

videos again.

So I'm gonna do a couple streams before

then. But I can't be bothered anymore to

do like personal content. It doesn't get

views. Doesn't get views.

I just feel like giving up sometimes.

And, uh, yeah, I will buy the game and

play it on Twitch. But I've already made

my review because I got to get it out

before stupid IGN. IGN, all them lot think

they're so special because they get a

review code. Yeah, well, I don't need no

review code. I got my review ready to go.

It's going up on the 6th of February.

The game comes out on the 10th, but

there's early access, so some people will

get it on the 7th. So I could

claim, you know, I got PS5, I got early

access.

Let me link the stream somewhere else,

maybe Discord. I don't even

know if Discord brings me that many more

viewers. Probably doesn't.

It's worth a shot.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I, I linked

my Harry Potter video. Why did I link the

Harry Potter video? I'm so half asleep

right now. I was trying to link the

stream. I hope no one saw that.

I don't think anyone saw it. Oh my God.

I mean, it doesn't really matter if I link

the Harry Potter video.

That scared me.

Um, @everyone,

sent.

No, that's not the right link either. For

God's sake, where's the link to my stream?

Aha,

I think

this one. Yeah, there it is. Okay, why is

that so difficult?

So half asleep. I gotta wake up early

because this stupid time zone. This is the

best according to YouTube analytics. This

is when most of my viewers are online.

Let me see. Most of my viewers are

online between midnight and 6

AM in the morning. Well, actually midnight

until 9 AM is when most my viewers are on.

And then only some of my viewers are on

between 10 AM and 5 PM.

So during midday for me, most my viewers

are sleeping. Which is annoying.

Not a lot of people are buying that game

because the author is a TERF. What's a

TERF? I clicked on a few J.K. Rowling

tweets. Now they keep getting recommended

to me. She's wild. She's pretty funny,

actually. She's like, blah, blah, blah.

This is how many fucks I have left to not

give in my basket of no fucks given.

She's so edgy. Supposed to be like an

adult middle-aged woman. She tweets like a

teenager going through puberty.

So funny.

She has no involvement with the game, but

she's gonna get money from it because of

royalties, and people were pissed saying,

I don't want to give my money to

anti-trans woman.

Who cares? They're happy to give their

money to, I don't know, whoever the CEO of

McDonald's is. I bet he's not a great guy

either.

I don't really care who— I mean, Hitler

could have made the game and I'd still buy

it. Who gives a crap who is behind the

game? Couldn't care less. If the game

looks fun and it's good and it's going to

make my life more enjoyable, then I'm

gonna buy it.

As if not buying the game is gonna make

J.K. Rowling wake up, go, oh, I made a

massive mistake, I am going to change my

ways. She couldn't care less. She's

already a multi-billionaire. People are

stupid.

Although I did like to listen to that band

called Lost Profits, but when I found out

the lead singer, um, RIP'd a baby,

that did rub me the wrong way a little

bit, and I stopped listening to the music.

Just kind of weird. Imagine putting your

peepee inside of a baby. How does it even

fit? There's no way it fits.

And how does he get caught? Wouldn't you

do it when there's no one around in the

house? Maybe his wife walked in on him.

Very weird. Imagine throwing your whole

life away. Just— I mean, just get a love

doll.

That's so messed up though. Imagine you're

that baby, grow up. Would you ever find

out? I guess you would find out because

it'd be in the news. Be like, Mommy, why

is Daddy in the news saying he raped me?

I guess you gotta tell the baby because

it's gonna find out eventually. Man,

that's so messed up, isn't it? Imagine

your dad's you-know-what went inside you.

Actually, I don't know if it was his baby

or if it was someone else's baby.

Nice bit of RAP to start the stream off.

How many subs did I lose? I already lost 4

subs. I lost like— probably lost

like 600 subs in the past few months.

When am I going to Japan? Uh, okay, so I

went to immigration on Monday and

I got, got my thing extended by 30 days so

I can stay in Thailand for another 2

months. Then I gotta leave again and

then I'll go to Japan. I've kind

of lost interest in the idea of going to

Japan. I'm actually liking my life right

now. At first I was bored and annoyed that

my boring life is preventing me from

having adventures again, and I felt like I

was missing out on views. But now, I don't

know, this life is nice.

It's comfy. I can focus on different

things like video game videos.

I don't really want a wild life anymore.

I'm getting old. Getting too old for this.

Japan's time difference would be, I think,

2 hours ahead, so it's actually worse.

So it'd be 2 or 3 AM in the morning for UK

and Europe. It would be a couple hours

later than it is now when I do my streams.

So it's going to be worse, but I

don't know how things are going to be

different in Japan. I'm going to be more

depressed and lonely, which usually makes

me make better videos. I think, I think my

melancholy actually makes me better at

making videos. I become more artistic,

I think. And I'll

probably stay up all night to take

advantage of the time zone and then end up

sleeping later. I have to wake up early

now because, because I will get the good

time zone.

Yeah, I notice all my good videos are when

I'm depressed and moaning about emotional

things. I don't really feel very emotional

right now. I feel pretty emotionally

stable because I got a girlfriend. I don't

feel lonely. But that just

means I lost my artistic edge.

I'm not sure if my girlfriend wants to

come to Japan with me,

and I'm not sure if I'll be able to come

back to Thailand. Just after a week again.

Maybe I probably can, but I feel like I'm

pushing it. I just leave and I come back

and I go to immigration again.

Immigration was such a pain. So in

Thailand, they have 2 immigrations. One is

called IT Square in Laksi, Laksi Station.

And then they've got Immigration Division

1, which is this massive government

building. And they're about 20 minutes

taxi ride away from each other.

So last year when I extended it the first

time, I went to IT Square because I

Googled it and that's what everyone said I

needed to go to. So I went to IT Square

and then they told me I need to go to

Division 1. So I had to get a taxi there.

So this time I thought, okay, I'm not

going to make the same mistake. So this

time I went to Division 1. Guess what?

They told me I need to go to IT Square.

And I was like, oh my God. I went to IT

Square the last time, you told me to come

here. And now this time I came to Division

1 and now you're telling me to go to IT

Square? So I just jumped into the first

taxi I saw when I exited Division 1, one

of those yellow and green metered taxis.

The stupid taxi driver didn't have his

meter on and then he scammed me, charged

me 300 baht for a 20-minute taxi ride.

It should have been about 70 baht.

Because on Grab, which is their version of

Uber, it only costs about 70 baht for the

same ride. So I got completely ripped

off. My pro

tip if you're coming to Thailand: never

get the green and yellow taxis. They're a

bunch of effing scammers.

I don't want to get demonetized, so I

can't swear.

Most of them will have the meter on, but

they can choose to just have the meter off

and then they'll say some rubbish like,

oh, it's broken. And then they'll take

advantage of you not knowing how much you

should be charged. And then they'll charge

you like 3 times. Always get Grab. I

didn't get a Grab because I was annoyed.

I had to go to IT Square and I just didn't

want to waste time. So I jumped into the

first taxi I saw. And then this black

woman, I was filling out my form, this

black woman came up to me trying to fill

out her form. And then she asked me,

excuse me, uh, do I have to fill out this

part of the form where it says name? And I

was like, yeah, you gotta put your name.

And then she puts my name. I looked over

my shoulder. She wrote Daniel Lord on her

own form. What a stupid idiot. Oh my God.

I said, you gotta put your own name.

That's my name, you stupid bitch. No, I

didn't say that. Oh, I can't believe how

stupid people— why would you put my name

on your form? It says name.

Obviously you gotta put your name on it.

Jesus Christ.

And then I was trying to put glue on my

form to put my picture. She kept grabbing

my form flipping it over to check what

I've written, and then my glue got messed

up. People are so annoying.

She was pretty friendly though. I think I

could have gotten her number.

I noticed black people are very bubbly

and, you know, easy to talk to.

She was laughing like, oh, I'm so silly,

I don't know what to do, hahaha. She's

pretty funny though. I asked her if she

had any glue, which is

weird for me because usually I don't ask

people questions because I don't want to

initiate a conversation.

Try doing a day's work instead of— instead

for once in my life. Excuse me? I'm 34.

Do you think I've never had a job in my

life? I've had like 6 jobs my whole life.

I worked at a petrol station. I worked in

Lawson in Japan. I worked for an

engineering company. I worked in a

restaurant. I've had loads of jobs.

I'm ready to retire and enjoy my life.

What happened with Chihiro? She deleted

everything on her Instagram and her

YouTube channel. She hasn't blocked me on

Facebook yet, and there's also still

pictures of us on her Facebook. I don't

know if she knows, or if she forgot, or if

she doesn't care, or if she's keeping it

there for a reason. But I go onto her

Facebook and the pictures of us in

England— we went to the beach with my dad

and my mum during Christmas, 2018

Christmas. We went for fish and chips and

we were on the beach, and I was carrying

her and running around, running from the

waves. She still has those pictures and

videos on her Facebook, which is

interesting, don't you think?

I bet she forgot, and now that I've

mentioned it, she's gonna delete it.

Are you sure she deleted everything, or

did she just block you? No, other people

also said she deleted everything.

People were saying maybe she archived

everything. I don't think so. I don't

know, actually, because deleting

everything on Instagram would take ages,

and I was refreshing her Instagram and

everything was disappearing in blocks.

She had about 80 posts. It would take ages

just to delete everything one by one, and

I don't think there's like a mass delete

option on Instagram. So maybe she did set

the whole thing to private.

Will I ever move on?

Well, considering the fact that I still

talk about exes I dated over 12 years ago,

I think it's safe to say that I will never

stop talking about her. And the sooner she

realizes that, the better.

She thinks I'm going to stop talking about

her. As if that's going to happen. I talk

about exes I dated back in 2010. What

makes you think I'm going to stop talking

about anyone? Name one person I stopped

talking about. I talk about people I knew

when I was 5 years old.

So I don't know when she's going to get it

in her head that I'm not going to stop

talking about her because she's one of the

most interesting things that ever happened

to me. So why would I stop talking about

it? It's an interesting part of my life.

Loads of interesting things happened in my

life when I was married with her. So

obviously I'm going to keep talking about

it. I don't know why she thinks, oh, now

we're divorced, Daniel's gonna stop

talking about me. No, I'm gonna talk about

her every single time I stream for the

rest of my life, and there's nothing you

can do to stop me. So suck it.

If you don't like it, then you need to

move on. Everyone else moved on. I mean,

don't get Mila or Tomoko whining at me

saying, Daniel, stop talking about me.

I watched a Netflix show yesterday. The

main character looks so much like Mila. I

was just staring at her like with this

fixed stare. It's called Lockwood

and Co. It's about ghosts. There's this

girl, she's like a ghost, talks to ghosts,

and there's a guy, he finds ghosts. But

the main character has She looks a lot

like Mila. Okay, her face shape is kind of

angular, but from the side profile and 3/4

view, she looks so much like Mila. And

when her hair is covering her angular jaw

and makes her face look rounder, oh my

god, she looks so much like Mila. Brown

hair, the fringe, the chubby cheeks.

It was so weird.

What happened to Mila? Some people are

saying that she's pregnant. I don't know

how people are seeing her social media

because I can't find her Instagram

anywhere. I want to stalk her as well. I

mean, I want to see what she's up to as

well. I got one video of her from

TikTok that I downloaded. She's doing like

some cringe lip-sync thing in the garden.

Mila was pretty. I do miss Mila.

After dating Mila, I realized I do have a

type. It's like brown hair, bangs— I mean

fringe— kind of like a hippie look. And it

reminds me, I did actually have a massive

crush on Hermione Granger when I was a

kid. Hermione Granger had that look as

well from Harry Potter. I don't know why

she was cute in Harry Potter, but then she

grew up. Into an ugly woman with a massive

forehead. I guess the fringe was covering

it. Emma Watson is not pretty.

Her forehead is huge and

she's got like thin lips. I don't like

her, but she was cute

in Harry Potter. But I think I really like

the brown hair, the kind of like bushy

Large, straight, long hair with fringe and

brown, brown color. And I like the chubby

cheeks and the round face look. I think

that's really attractive.

She has a foot chin. Who, the main

character in that Netflix show? Yeah, she

has a bit of a It's not a double chin.

What is it? A bum chin? I forgot the

official name. But at some angles

you can't really see it that much, and she

really looks like Mina. What's her name?

Ruby Stokes, I think.

Born in 2000, so she's 23.

It's crazy, people born in 2000 are now 20

years old. In the Google Images, she

doesn't look like Mina because she's got a

different hairstyle. She's got like a very

I don't know, weird jaw shape.

She has that kind of Timothée Chalamet

jaw, but fatter. But from some angles,

and when she has the Mira hairstyle, she

does look a lot like Mira.

She also looks like Victoria a little bit.

She looks like a white version of

Victoria. She looks like an Asian girl,

but she's white. She's got those Asian

eyes. The Asian chubby face.

She's got an interesting face.

I think if they have the same hairstyle,

anyone looks like Mila. Maybe they just

need the fringe and the brown hair.

Am I still dating the girl in Thailand?

Yep, still with her.

I can't believe we've been together for 4

months. I think it's my 3rd longest

relationship now. 2nd longest would be

I don't know if it's gonna— do you think

the relationship's gonna carry on until

I don't really see a good reason to end

it. She's not super annoying. She's not

really— she's not really much of a

hindrance. So I don't see a good reason to

end the relationship.

How the heck has she not found out your

channel yet? I don't know.

I thought she would find out about it. I

don't want to jinx it by bragging,

so I'll try to remain humble. But it's

kind of weird. Maybe she did find it, but

she's just keeping quiet.

Oh well, I guess it's

fine.

You're going to do something dumb soon.

I don't really think I am. I think I've

matured a lot. I think most of the drama

that happened was because I kept doing

dumb things.

Like with Mila,

because I filmed all the dates and

streamed with her, that's why the drama

started. If I just kept her a secret,

Like I kept the Thai girlfriend a secret,

probably none of that drama would have

happened and she wouldn't have wanted to

dump me.

But you know, the flip side is that's why

my channel died, is because I stopped

doing dumb things. Oh,

thanks Jenkins, becoming a member.

Ruby has a square jawline. Yeah, but

sometimes her hair covers it and she has

like a rounder looking face in the show.

That, that's when she looks a lot like

Mila. The ex-husband hasn't gone after you

after the whole fiasco? No, I haven't

heard anything from him. Why would I? He

doesn't know where we live. He's not going

to come all the way to Bangkok.

I don't know if my girlfriend talked to

him about it.

He's so weird. Do you think he's autistic?

He definitely seems mentally retarded to

come to his ex's house and then try and

take her new boyfriend away in his car to

the airport. I mean, who does— who does

that? That's just complete mental

retardation, isn't it? You gotta be on the

spectrum to do something like that.

That's just weird. Why do you think that's

gonna work?

It's such a weird thing to do.

But he must really love my girlfriend to

resort to that level of craziness. I can't

imagine why he would love my girlfriend

that much.

He was pretty ugly though. He was like— he

looked like Casey but wearing glasses.

He had like a, like a big round— not a

moon face, but like a I don't

know how to describe it. Not an egg,

not a circle, but like a rounded rectangle

face. And then he had kind of like a

bowl haircut with round Harry Potter

glasses.

And he was quite tall. He was like— he

must have been 5 foot 10 or 11. He was

taller than me. And he had quite a big

frame, a bit chubby,

and he was wearing this pharmacy jacket.

But he looked weird, like,

like weird, nerdy, fat Asian guy who

probably jerks off to hentai. He just— he

looked weird. And now every time I see

Thai men who look similar to him, It makes

me feel angry. It reminds me of him.

I just wish I punched him in his stupid

I'm just annoyed at how scared I was.

I was really scared. I wish I was bigger.

Imagine I opened the door and I was like

massive 200-pound foreigner and he was

like, get in my car, and I'd be like,

make me.

People push me around just because I'm

small and skinny.

Fed up of it. I wish I was

a big guy too.

Did you ask Thai girl why she divorced

him? She said she, she never married him.

He was lying about being her husband.

The sister confirmed the story as well. I

think he did lie. He was like, you know

her? She's my wife. And he was showing me

pictures of her on his phone. It's so

weird.

TyGF has good snu snu lol. Oh,

thanks, Jenkins.

Maybe.

Maybe for a guy like him, a girl like my

girlfriend is a pretty good catch.

But I reckon he could get better. He must

be making decent money being a pharmacist.

And I think he owns the pharmacy he works

at. Because my girlfriend said she worked

at his pharmacy. I don't know if that

means it belongs to him, because I used to

say I worked at my dad's company. People

thought my dad owned the company. When

really I meant I worked at the company my

dad worked at. So maybe it's the

company he owns, or maybe it's the

pharmacy he works at.

I think he owns it. It's not that hard.

Doesn't really seem like a big deal to

have a pharmacy. They're just little

shops. You go to pharmacy school, you get

the license, you just rent a building,

then you Buy a load of medicine,

and then boom, there you got your

pharmacy. My girlfriend says one day

she wants to open her own pharmacy.

Why aren't you showing yourself? Because I

don't look great right now.

I just woke up.

I need a few hours to, to wake up.

I look like this.

So yeah, kind of unfortunate that I

couldn't make any more videos about the

ex-husband. But also, I guess it's good

that he didn't show up again. I don't

really want drama. I want a peaceful life.

Apart from that, nothing happened. That

was drama-worthy.

She cried a few times because I upset her

by not being considerate.

She gets upset if I eat something and

don't offer her some of it. I think it's

kind of stupid.

For example, I'd have a cake and she'll be

waiting for me to offer her some cake.

And I just eat the whole thing.

Get your own cake, it's my cake.

I don't like giving people my food unless

it tastes bad. If it tastes good, I want

to eat it myself. I only give you some

food if I don't like it.

What's it like living in Thailand?

It's okay, I guess.

I don't really have— I mean, it's just a

country. There's nothing really special or

unique about it. The weirdest thing about

it I found was the parking system where

people park their cars in front of other

people's cars. They leave the handbrake

off so the car park attendant can push the

cars around. I thought that was really

weird. Someone pushed our

car too much and it rolled into another

car and the bumper cracked. So it's not,

it's not a very good system, is it? If you

just let strangers push your car. Imagine

you parked your car, you came back,

someone pushed it and it damaged, got

Never pushed a car before. It's surprising

how easy it is to push a car as well. I

thought they were really heavy.

But there's nothing really amazing about

Thailand. I remember the first time I went

to Japan, everything was so weird and

interesting. I never felt like that in

Thailand. It just feels like, okay, it's

just a country, isn't it?

Don't really feel culture shock or

anything.

I don't know what else to do in Thailand.

I've already been to all the touristy

places. I've done all the tourist stuff.

What else can I do in Thailand?

I traveled, traveled around a bit. I went

to 2 provinces outside of Bangkok.

What have I been doing for 8 days after

the last stream? Um, I focused on making

those New Boyfriend videos and the

Blocking My Mum video, and then

I made some Harry Potter videos on my

second channel,

and then I went to immigration on Monday,

then I just played Warhammer Darktide

whilst watching Ice Poseidon.

Haven't really been doing much.

Daniel, you lost your spark. In what way?

I was trying to get back, get back that

excitement for making videos, even though

It got 20K views. I don't really feel

excited. I felt a little bit like

how it used to feel like back in the old

day. Old days.

I don't know why making videos is just not

very exciting anymore. I miss the days

when I felt like, oh, I got a really good

idea. I'm going to rant about this topic

and have like a passionate rant.

I think because a lot of the hate comments

are not there anymore,

it doesn't feel exciting like it used to.

How are you gonna make money if you don't

make videos? Well,

I will make videos. What do you mean? Why

would I not make videos? I will make

videos. Your videos

don't resonate or have that comforting

feeling anymore. Well, yeah, because it's

all just clickbait about my ex-wife,

isn't it?

I'm kind of bored of making videos.

There's nothing to talk about. What do I

talk about?

It was fun maybe 5 years ago when I was

younger and everything felt new and I was

excited to share my experience and

share my thoughts on current things I'm

doing.

But when you're 34,

There's not really much new in life that

you can experience unless you start doing

weird stuff like, I don't know, bungee

jumping off a cliff.

I'm just getting ready for next week.

Next week will be fun. Hogwarts Legacy.

Do you think I'll get another banger?

Maybe it'll be this year's Elden Ring.

There's a lot of hype for Hogwarts Legacy.

I already made the videos. It's ready to

go. Ready to go public. I think I'll

upload it Monday. When does it come out?

Comes out on Tuesday, doesn't it?

Tuesday is the 7th.

So if I upload it one day before it comes

out, before— if I get it up before IGN,

people are searching for reviews like mad.

There's a review embargo right now. Some

people did get to play it. These random

nobody tiny channels somehow got invited

to play it and upload footage, but I think

they're not allowed to review it.

Do you think Sony would sue me or

something?

The trick to doing video game reviews is

you have to upload it just before the game

gets released for maximum exposure.

So I'm ready with this one. I missed out a

lot of games because

I wasn't quick enough.

All about timing with the video game

stuff. You need to wait I mean, you need

to get your video out just before peak

hype and then ride the hype down like a

wave, like a surfer.

Got quite a few games coming out this

year. I got Jedi Survivor and Starfield.

I think it's coming out this year.

There's also a new Zelda game. As an avid

fan of Zelda, I knew I just had to play

this game. It's so funny people don't

realize I'm just taking the piss. I say

the same thing in every video.

As an avid fan of blah blah blah.

Imagine what TotalBiscuit would think if

he saw my videos. He would be proud of me

carrying on the tradition. Video game

reviewer. What do you mean I don't get any

views? My video game reviews get the most

views I ever get. They got nearly a

million views on Elden Ring.

They get more views than my personal

My top viewed videos are all troll

reviews.

All my personal stuff, even when I was at

my peak, only got like 50 or 60K. My video

game reviews get like 200K,

150K.

I haven't made a Hogwarts Legacy video

yet. It's set to private. I'm releasing it

Next Monday.

The one you called it girlfriend ugly was

wild. Yeah, that was a weird video.

Back then, I wasn't trolling. That was,

that was actually a video I wanted to

make. I mean, my girlfriend was really

ugly back then, the single mother

girlfriend. It's probably the ugliest girl

I ever dated.

I thought she was cute from the pictures,

then I went to Japan and I was like, oh my

god.

Kind of weird. I made a whole video about

how I found her unattractive. I was trying

to— trying to convince

myself that I liked her even though I

found her unattractive.

I guess I did make a lot of weird videos

back then. That wasn't trolling.

That was actually real.

And then I— I don't know if Tomoko would

be uglier. Yeah, I think Tomoko was

uglier. Single Mother had nice features,

but But her face shape was just very

unattractive. She had

like an extruding— what's the word— lower

jaw was sticking out higher. I mean,

further than the upper bit.

Extruding lower jaw.

And very flat nose, big eye bags,

very thin hair. Yeah, underbite.

She's so ugly.

A Japanese guy at the park is more

attractive than most of my girlfriends.

Easily. Wow, I lost 10 subs already. I

don't know if I can

get it back down to 111K subs.

Did anyone watch Chihiro's boyfriend's new

video? It's still in Laos.

It seems like they were in Laos up until

the 20th. I kind of lost interest trying

to track where they were when they were

there. It was exciting the first time,

but now I'm a bit bored of it. I didn't

even watch it. I just clicked around a

bit. I think he would be a lot more

careful now about reflections, so I don't

think you would see Chihiro in it this

time. I think he would edit it much more

carefully now.

And he only got— I think after I made my

video linking his channel, he, he went up

in subs by about 500 or 600. I don't know

if they were my viewers subbing to him.

But I thought he would get way more subs,

like a couple thousand extra new subs if I

made a video about him.

There's no way my viewers would find his

stuff interesting. It's just pure travel.

No drama, nothing personal. He never talks

about his feelings. All my videos were

very emotionally charged, full of my

feelings and my thoughts about personal

things. He doesn't do any of that. His

videos are just like, good morning, today

I'm in Laos and having coffee. Hahaha.

The comments piss me off. They're all just

like, oh wow, you're so amazing, you get

to travel alone, when we all know he's not

alone.

But I guess you can't blame him for not

wanting to tell everyone He doesn't have

to tell everyone he's got a girlfriend,

but I personally always felt like I had to

tell everyone if I'm dating someone or

What's his name? @sushivlogs. I linked

it in my video.

The main character in Harry Potter looks

like you. What, the Asian guy? There's no

main character. You can create your own

character. I think that Asian guy was just

the character they made to,

to show the game.

He looks more like the Nepal guy. He's got

like a very masculine-looking Asian face.

I am actually a bit excited to play

Hogwarts Legacy. I think it'll be fun. It

looks quite good. It looks kind of like

Fable but in a Harry Potter setting.

I like the way it's, it's kind of like

open world RPG elements. It does have

a bit of an Elden Ring look to it with the

rolling, the dragons,

but the combat— I don't know about the

wand combat. I'm more of a melee kind

of guy. Every time I play an RPG, I never

choose magic. I want a massive sword and I

want to smash things. Flinging little

spells at people, it just looks kind of

lame. They should let you

use a sword or something, or a club.

21k views is what drama gets you. Yeah,

it's around the same as the ex-husband

girlfriend drama back in October. There

is— I still do have an audience for it

when I provide it. It's just, it's not

constant. It's hard to have a constant

supply of batshit crazy drama.

You need a lot of crazy people around you.

You know why Ice Poseidon always surrounds

himself with crazy people? Because it

makes for good content. I mean, it does,

because they're stupid and weird and it's

full of drama. Which is what viewers like.

But after the Casey Hong Kong guy thing

happened, I just feel annoyed with people.

The reason why my channel is dead is

because I refuse to make friends and

surround myself with idiots. Because I did

it before and it just drove me crazy. I

can't stand these people. I don't know

how Ice does it. He surrounded himself

with these idiots like Suspenders and

Joel. They're so annoying.

Even just watching, I feel annoyed.

I guess if you're getting paid thousands

of dollars every day, then you'd be

incentivized to hang out with them. But I

couldn't take it. After an hour, I'd be

sick and tired of them. Spending day upon

day with them. Sleeping. Why do they sleep

in the same hotel room? Why don't they get

their own hotel rooms? Joel is funny. Oh

my god, Joel is so irritating. His English

is so bad. Every time Ice says something,

something to him, he just repeats what Ice

says. And then he keeps disappearing.

He's walking off, and then Ice— and they

have to wait for him and look for him.

And he does these cringe dances that are

not funny. It's just sad. It's like,

isn't he 30 years old or something? And he

does stupid, lame TikTok dances on his

stream.

Korean people just piss me off in general.

I don't know why. You see, when Joel eats,

he does the typical Korean lip smacking,

like Sounds like he's sucking on his teeth

when he eats. And the facial expressions

Korean people make when they eat is really

annoying. Like, you can tell they're

trying to suck stuff out of their gums.

It's like they're licking their teeth with

their tongue and the lip smacking. Korean

people have such bad table etiquette. I

don't know why Korean people all eat in

the same way. The lip smacking and the

face and the gum sucking. This just really

annoys me.

I've met a few Korean people when I was in

Japan. They, they all eat like that.

Exactly the same.

Suspenders. I can't stand him as well.

Why does he end every single sentence

with, nah, I'm saying? I swear he says,

nah, I'm saying, like a million times a

day.

For some reason, Joel pisses me off the

most out of all of them. I think it's just

because he's Korean.

He's got that Korean accent that every

Korean person has that sucks at English.

Oh, did— oh yeah, did you see that guy?

Who knows a small channel called Code

Provider? There was this guy called Code

Provider who used to comment a lot on my

videos about 4 years ago, 2 to 4 years

ago, and this guy showed up on Ice's

stream and I I recognized him. He's got

like big pointy nose, kind of John Lennon

look. And I checked his channel again and

it was him. It was him. He looked the same

as that guy. And for some reason, Ice's

chat hated him. They kept telling Ice to

kick him. And then he got all angry and

triggered at the chat and he was swearing

at Ice in Japanese. And then he walked

off. That was so funny.

They told Ice to kick him, so he kicked

him, and then chat told Ice to bring him

back, so he came back. But then the chat

was bullying him, and then he was sitting

there reading the chat and getting upset,

so he left. He was like, oh, I don't feel

like entertaining these people if they're

shitting on me. It was

weird how the chat really hated him.

I checked some of his videos and it seems

like he lives in Hokkaido.

He used to comment so much on my channel.

Ice's chat tells Ice to kick everyone.

Yeah, but he, he reacted really badly to

it. You could tell he's really butthurt

about it. So the chat sensed that and they

kept going with it. The chat's funny. The

chat's like some kind of, like an AI

that's trying to get some kind of response

out of everyone. The Japan

Conqueror guy. Yeah, he made a new channel

called Conquering Japan, but his original

channel was called Code Provider. I think

it's got like 50K subs. Dead channel

though. Ice didn't really

seem to like him either. He did seem a bit

weird. It was like he was very,

very cocky and overconfident,

which came across as a bit arrogant.

Chat is really mean to the girl Ice is

with. Did Ice smash her yet? That

Australian girl who does OnlyFans?

I don't like it when there's girls on the

stream either. The girls do make it kind

of boring. Girls are just kind of boring

in general. Who watches girls for

entertainment? All the people I watch on

YouTube are guys, and guys are the most

entertaining. I just watch girls when I

want to jerk off. But if I want to listen

to a podcast or watch someone do some

crazy stuff, it's gotta be a guy.

Girls don't do anything interesting.

All they do is go shopping for shoes and

clothing, and they comb their hair, do

their makeup.

I can't think of a single girl who I find

interesting apart from her body. Can you?

Who's an interesting girl on YouTube?

That you enjoy, enjoy watching, not for

her looks? No one.

Exactly.

Who were you talking about? Psycho Psycho

or Hassan?

That's him, isn't it? They called him

Hassan Light and his username was Psycho

Psycho or something.

He looks Jewish, doesn't he? He's got that

Jew nose. I don't think he watches me

anymore. His last comment was 2 years ago.

I need to pee. Be right back.

The first pee of the day.

Is there a fine line between arrogant and

confident? Yeah, there is. It's tricky to

balance. I think you need some kind— you

need to be a bit humble plus confident.

If there's no humbleness, then you come

across as being very arrogant and

show-offy.

I thought it'd be funny if he just raged

more. If that code provider guy was like,

fuck you, chat, fucking hate you, and then

he just walks off. That'd be pretty funny.

If I went on his stream and the chat

started hating on me, I don't know what

I'd do. I think I'd rage if

I felt confident enough. Maybe I'll just

rage like, fuck you, chat.

No, I'd probably be too shy. I wouldn't

say anything. I'd be like how I was when I

That Elvis Adean interview.

All my aggressiveness disappears when I'm

not alone. You know that meme of those

dogs barking at each other and then the

gate opens and they stop barking? I'm like

that. As soon as I have direct

confrontation, all my aggressiveness

disappears.

Sus rage last night at Nick White. Yeah,

wasn't it over this track? He got really

upset and he just walked off. That was so

weird.

That guy is so weird. How old is he?

He looks kind of young but also old at the

same time. It's very confusing.

His face Doesn't look— I don't know, he's

got like an old guy's face, but his skin

looks okay. It doesn't look like an old

person's skin.

His hair looks so bad. It looks so weird.

It's just really black and straight, and

the back is always weird as well.

It's like his head is shaved, but the top

bit is long, so it hangs over the back of

his head like a curtain.

It's a shame because there's some videos

of him where he's got different hairstyles

and where his hair's pulled back and he

looks so much better. If he just cut it a

bit shorter, put some wax in it and pulled

it back, he'd look like, like a mafia guy

probably. I think he's like 40-something.

But I'm starting to lose a bit of interest

in the IRL streams. I think the

first 20 days were really interesting,

then afterwards— I don't know why I'm

finding it less interesting now.

There's not really anything I would want

to see him do that he hasn't already done.

Leave your ex alone. No,

never. She is my golden goose. That's how

I get views.

She lets me pay for rent.

It's funny, people in the comments keep

saying, why do you care so much about her?

I'm not the one who cares about her, it's

the viewers. You notice every video about

my ex-wife gets the most views? It's the

viewers that care about it, that's why I