Kick Livestreams/BATTLEFIELD 6 SKILLZ 2025-10-19 05_42 [df386457-battlefield-6-skillz] 480p

Testing. Welcome back to the pre-dinner post-dinner show.

Bottle film.

Don't know what Zola smells like.

Okay, what guns do I get?

What is this gun?

Where did everyone tune in from, guys?

Start game. Oh God,

the breaks go so quickly. I've got 2 more hours,

2 more hours, and then I'm done.

Thank God.

Wow, 200 of my fans here already. Hey guys, where everyone tuning in from?

Feel free to join the game.

200 bros ready to dominate.

Yo, fuck you TV, don't watch them. Us gamers gonna have a good time without you. Oh, I'm dead already, not even 2 seconds.

I did.

Wow, thank you.

What is

that?

I don't think this is 2042. I think it's like 2027.

Where is everyone?

I

like my ladder.

Where the enemy?

Can't trade.

Moi.

What?

I hate these big outdoor maps. Why?

Because you just get sniped over and over.

Got shot in

the back.

What?

What the hell?

I don't know what to do.

What? Is everyone a sniper?

I might as well be a sniper as well then.

I'll take sniper too. Can't beat them, join them.

I don't know how you hold your breath.

Now I can't— wait, I can't see anyone.

I can't hold my breath.

I changed the hold breath button to, um,

Crouch. I haven't hit a single shot.

Not one shot. At least I'm not dead.

God, the wind is quite loud actually.

I, I can't hit anything.

I don't get it.

Where are they?

Fucking hell.

Well, it seems like we're destroying them because they can't even get out of the base area.

What?

Where everyone tuning from, guys?

Where are they?

I don't like being a sniper. I can't even hit anything. I haven't hit a single shot.

I got 4x there.

Try this one.

Zero kills, 9 deaths.

What? How do they have perfect aim?

What is this stuff? Whoa,

this guy was

Oh no.

I can't see anything.

Oh my fucking God, I hate this level. This level is so shit. It's a massive open area where you just get non-stop sniped.

What a stupid area. What a shit level.

Oh God.

Attack and

defend. Ah,

I hate this game.

This guy is full of shit.

Oh, it's the same level. Are you fucking kidding me? It's the same stupid in the middle of nowhere mountains level. I hate this level.

Oh, you get sniped all the time.

But already getting sniped at.

Whoa, I think killed someone with the nade.

Whoa. He dead.

So lame, when I get a shot it doesn't do enough damage to actually kill him.

Hi guys, where are you tuning in from, guys?

I can't see anything.

Ah,

I hate this level.

I do not like the medium or large-scale maps.

I like the smaller maps.

I think I've got to stick to Lockdown. I can't play those big maps. They're just shit. You just get sniped all the time and then blown up by a tank.

Play DayZ.

Is that a battle royale game? GTA 4? No thanks, old game.

Okay, maybe I'll go for—

um, I seem to do best with the SMG.

Because it's like spray and pray, isn't it?

What's this do? Stable vertical recoil

reduces recoil, increases weapon sway.

Fully hide in-world spotting. Maybe that one.

Red laser. I don't want the light.

Okay.

I might be more of an SMG guy.

This side's quite good. Oh, see, I told you

this is way more fun. I hate the large maps.

At least here you don't get constantly sniped and you got like close quarters action.

Oh,

almost kill him.

Yeah, I think this is more my jam.

Which kind of defeats the whole point of Battlefield, doesn't it? Like, the whole point of Battlefield is you've got lots of players and you've got tanks and vehicles. You take that away, you basically just got COD but without like triple kill, calling drone strike.

I keep punching. Hang on a minute. Oh, I don't like the vehicles.

I think they're boring to be in because you're a big sitting target, but they're boring to go up against because you just get blown up.

I don't want to drive the vehicles either. I hate the flying, flying one, so helicopter just crashed.

Yeah, I think this is more my kind of game.

And then get rid of the ladder. Are you gonna put it back up somewhere?

Damn.

Okay, I'm still looking for them.

We— that's what you get, this winter.

Whoa, that's really smart.

Ah, are they

At least

we're winning.

It's kind of cool that one of those magma things

How you been?

Ow,

come on! Why are they— they keep sliding left to right like they're running on butter.

I did.

Hello, Duma, how you tuning in from tonight?

Okay,

um,

dead again.

Imagine it's Chris Board here.

He dead.

So much easier when they're not shooting back at me.

Oh yeah.

Hit

it.

Stop.

I hope.

I did.

Might change my weapon. Hmm, might try assault rifle.

Ah, cuidado.

Wow, I killed someone with the grenade.

I

love this guy so much.

Ah, fuck.

Mira.

Hit it!

I quite like this gun.

Good range, good damage, good rate of fire.

We went— oh, what? I thought we were winning.

Okay.

Might go for the same.

I hate how many times you want to click. I got 2x, 1x.

Might go for that. Wait, look, there's so many menus. My neck hurts because my monitor is not in front of me, it's to the side of me,

but my keyboard mouse is to the left.

Hit it.

Put them in the truck.

What, do they know I'm in here?

Yeah, I don't like this though. I can't see around it.

Miren,

a

ver.

I think I've got a new scope. No, I've got a new something.

Oh, what's that? Mounting of high explosive grenade launcher. Oh.

How do I use a grenade launcher?

What? I don't know how to use grenade launcher.

Do

I have to choose it?

Buster Gadget draws me. Don't stand.

Hit

it.

Hi, Mommy, where are you tuning in from?

Oh.

Well, Benny.

How did I not get that?

What?

He dead.

Well, why is my mouse not moving?

Hmm, I'm going for that one.

Come on, I was looking at my weapon.

Where did you go?

Go, we destroy him.

He dead.

I dead.

Hello, prison on fire, where are you? You tuning in from

the arena?

He dead.

He dead. He not dead. That guy killed me 5 times now.

It must be that Der Heinz Alster Ketchup Flasher. 5. He's got 40 kills. No, he's got 18 kills.

Have I played Little Nightmares 3? No,

I have not. Excellent question.

I'll try this one.

Oh, that's the gun I was already using. What about a carbine? Oh God, these guns are all the same.

Am I liking Battlefield now? I don't know, sometimes I think it's cool and sometimes it's annoying.

There's like no strategy, everyone just zergs everywhere. All the gadgets and perks are just a waste of time, aren't they? At

the end of the day, all that matters is the gunplay. And all the perks and stuff barely make any noticeable difference.

Each death is so cheap and meaningless because you just respawn straight away. He dead.

I dead.

I can't snipe, my aim is so bad.

I need to spray and pray.

The only way I get any kills is when I spray and pray.

Number

4.

I think it's just not really my type of game. I don't even know what my type of game is.

There's not really much of a game.

I don't even think I would have liked this game when I was a kid because I never played Call of Duty when I was a kid.

I was more into like Halo campaign mode.

I never liked Halo online mode. I like playing the story mode, trying legendary difficulty.

Oh God, I feel sick. Oh, it gave me a headache.

I don't know what to talk to my girlfriend about.

Like, without meetup plans. I usually like talking about meetup plans, but since the next meetup is so far away, it seems redundant to keep going on about it.

So now we like talking about movies,

which is such a dull topic.

You know,

maybe I need to like spice up the topic, but I don't want to be like a perv and keep making it sexual.

I don't want to seem like the only thing I'm interested in talking about is sex stuff.

So either it's too pervy or it's like too bland.

It's really tough when your only tool at your disposal is texting to keep them interested.

Maybe thinking about, like, imagine you're stranded on Mars all alone for decades

and you're desperate for human interaction. Imagine how happy you'd be to see another person. Like, what would you say?

Well, you'd have a lot to talk about. Like, how did you survive? Oh, look at these potatoes I grew. Like, there'll be so much surrounding environmental topics.

Have you ever played that game called Firewatch where the guy's like talking on the walkie-talkie to that woman and then they have like really interesting banter? That's what it's like because you're not near each other, so you can't talk about environmental stuff.

So you're only really left with abstract stuff. Maybe I'll watch that, get some tips.

Firewatch

dialogue. Remember the Firewatch developer guy copyright strikes PewDiePie because he said the N-word?

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I'm gonna call it in. They'll send in a hotshot crew for some suppression, but I've had one too many bad experiences A little tequila in there. Then on nights like today, what's that? I love to take a bottle of whatever I have on hand, plunge it deep into the water, and let it chill in there all day.

And then would I get boosted? So disgustingly hot. I have something nice and cool to drink. I learned that from my sister in Santa Fe. How does that— how'd you just start this conversation about Tequila bottles. And, uh, okay, so no ideas, huh? Uh, Delilah's a nice name. Talking about names. Oh no, that's not a good idea.

He doesn't have a name yet. I'm gonna call it in. They'll send in a hotshot crew for some suppression, but I bet we'll be stuck with her for the rest of the summer. And she doesn't have a name yet. I usually think of something funny or something practical or a little risqué when coming up with a— risqué.

But why don't you do the honors?

I just want to see how they start this conversation. So no ideas, huh? Uh, Delilah's a nice name. That's a You big dummy. I was kidding. No, you were not. You're sweet, but we can't call it the Delilah Fire. Okay, what then? How about my middle name, June? June Fire, even though it's July.

I like it.

So there's this creek down the hill and, um,

So she just started talking about her own monologue.

Look, is that— am I supposed to do that? Like, just start talking about something? Don't have to be a question.

Sad. I love to take a bottle of whatever I have on hand, plunge it deep into the water, and let it chill in there all day. And then on nights like tonight when it is so Gustingly hot. I have something nice and cool to drink. I learned that from my sister in Santa Fe. Like, if someone started

telling me this story about tequila bottles, I'd be like, oh, that's nice. She'd do that with a bottle of tequila near your house and make murder. I had one too many bad experiences with tequila. A little reticent to try it again. Well, maybe you just need a new good experience with it. Uh, yeah. Maybe. Are you looking

at the fire? Uh, no, I'm not. You should. Let me know when you are.

Okay, I'm looking at it again.

Come on, think.

God, am I under so much pressure?

Did I get tapped being AFK or what? Oh God.

Tricky, tricky nut to crack.

Hey, move, move! All squads capture and hold the objective. Let's move.

Hmm,

hmm, shit, I don't know.

Tricky one.

Okay, I think that was good. Okay, focus on the game. Where everyone tuning from, guys?

At least the game's not lagging.

Whoops. Oh, I did blind myself, but no.

What?

Moi.

Oh, I really fucking hate this game.

This game is so shit.

You like my recent video? It's, uh, 3 out of 10. So pretty flattened out after a couple thousand views and die. Die every time.

The passion's not there anymore.

You can't trick the algorithm or people into thinking you care.

Unfortunately,

the one thing I care about now is what the hell do I talk about

with my girlfriend so she doesn't think I'm not interested in her.

Oh God, I mean, to be honest, I mean, I want to talk, but to be honest, there's nothing I really have to say.

Such a struggle.

People might think, oh, if it's such a struggle, then maybe it's not meant to be.

Yeah, but when has it ever not been a struggle?

What the hell? How did they not see me?

What time is it?

Oh my— do 20 more minutes and then I'm done. This game is so boring now.

I can't play this game.

Look, I'm, I'm spraying at them, fucking 50 shots, and they don't die.

Oh no.

The objective is under control.

We're still ahead in the fight. Maintain your attack.

He dead. I dead.

He dead. I dead.

Why are there so many coming after me?

Mm-hmm.

This game is not really something to play when you're not in a good mood.

I mean, nothing's fun when you're not in a good mood. If you're in a good mood, this makes you feel good. When you're in a bad mood, it just makes you feel more bad.

Like, what the hell do you do when you're in a bad mood then? Just sit and stare at the wall?

When does anything ever get better when you're in a bad mood?

I don't understand why I'm in a bad mood. I mean, I don't know why. Am I in a bad mood or what? I'm not exactly feeling like I'm bouncing off the walls.

What

is that chicken thing?

Uh, okay, I'm gonna try a shotgun maybe.

What do you mean already equipped?

I've got the slug. I already got the slug. I'll try a shot over there.

At least the game's not lagging.

Oh, I killed someone. I just randomly shot.

Did

it.

What, what was that? Imagine if there's friendly fire in this, that'd be so fun.

They should have a friendly fire mode.

That was lame.

Lime ass.

Knew that was gonna happen.

Called it.

Whoa.

Trolls have been really quiet today.

I haven't had any trolling at all. Usually they all come at the same time, like 3 or 4 of them.

Makes me wonder if they organize it. They're like, oh, let's go troll Danny,

cuz it's always the same ones together at the same time. Or maybe it's just one guy with multiple accounts.

Where everyone tuning?

Did I?

I did.

And I'm bottom of the leaderboard.

Hidden. What? I'm sending a message.

Oh, that's good.

Hit it.

Oh, okay.

Oh, 75 damage.

Is there any OG value? Yes, there is.

Maybe. Probably. Ew. Oh God, this game's so boring. 10 more minutes and I'm done.

Whoa, oh, that should have been easy.

Change my gun, might go back to SMG.

You might as well not have classes cuz no one actually uses their skill. There's no point if you just run, respawn, die, respawn. Never really get a chance to use your— like, scrap the whole class system.

Dude,

having 2 grenades

Oh God.

Oh my God,

I hope you had dinner. I had that ramen about 5 o'clock. I don't know what's wrong with my appetite.

I'm not even like having proper dinners. Must be because I'm sick.

He did.

Yeah, I guess it's the same as cold pizza. Last time I had a beer, I think

last weekend.

With my girlfriend, I had a Guinness, but it was horrible.

Gave the rest to her. She took the, the 3 cans left over. She took them.

I don't understand how that Guinness company was so successful. It's disgusting.

It tastes— it didn't even taste like beer. It was like flat Coca-Cola,

but it tastes like coffee. It's a really weird flavor.

I don't know how they drank that stuff.

I don't know how anyone likes that stuff. It made me dizzy, like made me nauseous.

I'm done with this game.

This game sucks. This game's so bad. I don't know how people play it.

He's just like randomly running around shooting each other. It just feels so pointless.

Oh God, buying that game was a mistake. There must be a game I can get into that'll kill time.

At least I've made my money back, I guess.

I'd rather pace up and down doing nothing than playing this stupid Fucking game. I had more fun cutting my lawn with my scissors.

I don't understand why I don't enjoy gaming anymore. I used to be so addicted.

I just— I don't know what else I can do to make the time go quicker.

So I'd much rather just pace up and down like this, randomly muttering.

What is one thing I do where the time passes really quickly apart from sleeping?

I used to be able to kill 2 hours pretty quickly with Mario Kart.

I haven't played it in ages.

Yeah, I guess people like gaming because real life goals are really difficult to achieve, and obviously you can't kill people.

And you can't blow stuff up. And then things like buying a house or starting a business, those are hard

with a lot of risk. But you can do all these stuff in games with no risk, but it's not real. So then it just feels like, what's the point?

Real life goals, much more rewarding, but then much harder. I mean, like, 99% of people just don't have the intelligence or willpower to, I don't know, start a Tesla company, start a YouTube channel.

Most people, they just don't have it in them. I mean, they don't believe in themselves. That's why you got to be deluded. Like, I was deluded. I deluded myself into thinking I could become famous.

And I kind of made it come true. Most people would never even think, oh, I want— like, most people don't wake up and think, I want to be famous today. Most people just accept that just a normal person and never be important. Like, you got to have delusions of grandeur and narcissism to have the willpower to like

brute force your way into creating something like that.

I just think most people don't believe it could happen, so they don't try to make it happen.

Yeah, so much of it is willpower, isn't it? Like, you set your mind to a goal,

but you have to believe in it. You can't be thinking, oh, this is a waste of time, this is pointless. I mean, maybe it is,

impossible. But if you delude yourself into thinking it's possible, you might have a chance of succeeding. Whereas if you never try,

then nothing will happen.

I don't really know what I want to do. I mean, I'm making money, making more money than I could make from a normal job.

I don't know why doing YouTube was more fulfilling back in the day, like 2018. Maybe because I felt like I was making good stuff and people were enjoying it,

but I wanted to keep making good stuff. It's just I didn't know how to. If I knew how to, obviously I would have done it.

I don't know how to make— I mean, like,

simple things Clean edits, making it look as good as you can. But then sometimes all that feels pointless as well,

cuz you're still at the mercy of a stupid algorithm.

Yeah, I want to make stuff that people like, I just don't know how.

I used to feel like I made good stuff and people enjoyed it. That's why I felt fulfillment back in 2018. But back then, I could have done anything and people would have enjoyed it because they were fresh,

fresh to me. I was fresh to them.

10 o'clock. I might pace up and down for 30 minutes. It's just really nice to turn off that fucking game. I thought the game would be fun and make me happy. It's just making me more annoyed.

Like, even if you get a bunch of kills and you do good and you win the match, at the end of the day it's still pointless.

You know, I found out something interesting today. I found out that the Bitcoin community think that Satoshi has passed away because you can see his— I don't know how, but you can like see how much Bitcoin he owns, and apparently it hasn't changed at all. He's got like $127 billion worth. Of Bitcoin, and for years it's remained

static. So there's a theory that everyone thinks he's dead,

because I mean, if he's dead, then no one would have access to his wallet. Yeah, I was watching Andrei Jikh on the Ice Cold Coffee Hour podcast. It was like clips. He was talking about Bitcoin, and I never thought, yeah, maybe this Satoshi guy, he's like old. And it's been, what, 16— I don't know when Bitcoin was

first known of. It must have been like 15, 20 years now. No one knows where he's from. Maybe he's in Ukraine, got bombed, or maybe he was old and died of old age. Maybe he was like 50. I mean, either he's like a young genius, or maybe he's like an old veteran who understands these systems really well.

Which seems more likely. He would be like 45 or 50 to have the knowledge and skill to do that, to make this. So if 15 or 20 years have passed, I mean, if he died at 70, it's not that unreasonable. Unbelievable. Yeah, it's kind of like creepy in a way that people can see— I don't know how

people can see how much Bitcoin he owns.

But maybe he's just holding it. But I mean, if you made $127 billion, why wouldn't you just sell it already and take the cash?

It's just so strange, this whole Bitcoin thing, isn't it? It started off on one guy's computer and then it's like spread globally.

So I mean, can you just— can you delete the whole thing? Isn't there like one location where if it got wiped out, the whole thing would just disappear?

I don't know how you make it a crypto coin. I don't even know what it is really.

So it just exists on some internet thing, cloud thing.

I wonder if we'll ever find out who made it. This is so weird how it's such a mystery.

Satoshi Nakamura or something. It's a fake name.

Do people really think he was Japanese?

Well, why does it say I have zero viewers?

Does it say I have zero viewers?

Uh.

I don't see my Kick page.

Am I banned?

Says we can't find the page we're looking for,

guys.

Has it happened?

Guy,

you there? It says something's gone wrong.

Is it a website glitch?

Is it time to start looking for a job? Is the nightmare over?

Says I'm live.

Watch now. I press watch now.

I don't seem to be able to load other people's streams either.

Well, I can see his stream.

Can't see chat.

I can't get onto my creator dashboard.

Keeps saying something's gone wrong.

I go onto the website, I can't click on my channel name. Is this the end?

Oh wait.

It's like trying to load it.

Maybe it's just glitching.

It says I'm offline.

Press 1 if you can hear me.

So I'm still streaming. Oh,

I'm still streaming. Oh.

Is on.

Says we're experimenting. What? We're experimenting some errors at the moment.

Now it says I'm not logged in.

Says I'm not logged in.

Anyone else having problems with their Kick accounts?

I might just call it.

I'm out.

See ya.