Kick Livestreams/my life keeps getting worse 2025-07-02 19_38 [47661659-my-life-keeps-getting-worse] 480p

Testing. Te- testing. Testing. My back's killing me. I don't know if it feels worse than yesterday. It's like it feels worse than yesterday almost. Oh God. It really sucks having this back pain. It's like everything's hard to do. God damn, 12 kgs. I'm never doing the overhead lifts like that again. Oh God. I feel so stiff. Hmm. Oh, to get these biceps. Ah, UPS person's still not coming. I don't know when they're coming. I feel like I'm never gonna be able to return the switch at this rate. It's like a scam, isn't it? It stops you from returning stuff because the delivery person doesn't show up.

It says status waiting pickup. Awaiting pickup. Maybe I cancel it and then restart the return. A total of one pickup attempts will be made in the next one business days. This Wednesday now has been at least three business days. I don't get it. Really annoying. I messaged the Amazon people about the monitor. They just said, "I've got to send it off for repair." I said, "Can I get a replacement or a refund now?" They said, no. They said, "You gotta send it back and then if it's not repairable, they will either replace it or refund me." So yeah. They said it would take two weeks. I said, "I need a monitor now." They just said, "Sorry." Sorry, no other option, but I bought a projector. It's coming tomorrow, 140 pounds. I got some ideas. Let me switch the bikes.

I've got an idea. Oh my back. So my idea is projector goes against this wall and I put the sofa here. So you sit here, sit here like this and then you can watch stuff on this wall or put sofa here and then use that wall for the projector. Not sure yet. So I think the sofa can fit in this corner and then I move the desk and computer stuff there. What do you think? Now the chat's so small, I have to like squint at the screen to see it. Yeah, back's killing me still. And I've got the shoes in the washing machine.

They seem okay. Wow, it's hot. I put 60 degrees. Wait a minute. Why is this thingy? Why is it not flat? Is it supposed to be like that? Look, this bit's not flat. Oh, my fucking back. Like this bit here is sloping and this bit's flat there. I never noticed that. Do you think it's supposed to be like that? I don't know if you can see it. Look, this bit's sloped. This bit sloped and this bit's flat. It's also really hot. I put 60 degrees temperature. Whoa. Yeah, I don't know. I never noticed this bit being sloped. Oh, my bad.

That should kill the bacteria. 60 degrees. Maybe it's the design. Should have done 30. Yesterday TB said should do 60, so I don't know. I was gonna do 40 and then he said do 60. Or is that for the pillow? Shoes will fall apart. I'll buy new shoes. Yeah, weird without a monitor. Well, I don't know. Maybe we'll go buy shoes. Used to buy clown shoes until then. So yeah, the plan is my, my projector's coming tomorrow. I'm gonna use this wall as a massive movie theater and then move the sofa over there. And then I can also do gaming on it. So I could put the little coffee desk here and I'll move this white rug into the center bit, and I don't know what to do with the gray rug. Might get rid of it. And then, yeah, I think sofa's gonna... Let me get my tape measure.

It'll be pretty cool when Crypt comes, because then we can watch movies like a cinema. When we're done banging.

So the sofa is... Let me measure this. Seven foot. Now I think it might be able to fit in that corner. Oh, just. Damn. It just fits. I don't know if I wanna try moving it today with my bad back. We could move it today in preparation for tomorrow for the projector. It looks like it just fits. Snugly. So I'll move the sofa here and then the projector goes there. Bring it. And then close that curtain to make the room darker. Yeah, the fireplace is a bit annoying, isn't it? Stupid fake wood fireplace thing. What's the point of it?

Daniel already expects Crips now. Well, yeah. She's made it pretty obvious that she's coming. When I said not to come and we weren't gonna meet, she was then saying, "Should I just show up at his way?" Your laptop breaks next. Yeah, then I can get the MacBook Pro. Could get MacBook Pro in the 15, 18 inch. Things break. Gives you an opportunity to buy something you wanted but didn't feel like you should have gotten. Now I get a projector. Monitor's over there. So what we need to do today, I might plug it back in, test it one more time, make sure it's actually dead. Then I've got to take apart my chair, make a big box out of it, and then take it to the post office where my back's better. I'm not carrying that with my bad back.

Today, busy day today. Yesterday, I made $240 again. Well, so I think I'm getting paid today. The payment has been sent, so it might be tonight. It's $1,900. Can you believe that? I made $1,900 in a week. That's double what I make on YouTube in a month. I can't believe it's insane. I make $8,000 a month. Crazy. Okay, so jump number one. I wanna test out the monitor one more time. Oh. So it's 1,400 pounds on my, on the way to my bank account. Problem is I'm already 400 pounds in overdraft because of the projector and the Nighthawk costing me 650, and then I gotta pay rent at the end of this week. 900 pounds, so as soon as I get the money, it's all gone straight away. But, um, that's only the first payment of July. We still got three more payments. I'm hoping to make the same each time, so it's gonna be like 5,000 pounds.

One, three to four, like 4,500 that I get to keep because I've already paid off the, the expenses for July. Uh, paid off electricity, paid off my key loan, rent's gonna be paid off. So in the first week of earnings, I should be able to pay off all my expenses for the whole month, and then the remaining three weeks will be all in my pocket. I, I, I... Uh, everything is hard with my back. <laugh> Oh, God. Oh. One last attempt. No, it's dead. Uh, this thing's dead. It doesn't work at all. It's fucking dead.

Fucking fried. Okay. Right. Now I move it back into the conservatory. Okay. Uh, next, I wanna move the sofa over there. It's gonna take a little work this. Hmm. I don't know, it's stupid. I've had cheap monitors, too, that have lasted five years plus. 10 years even. And then this stupid LG Ultra gear, which is an expensive, good monitor, fucking breaks in nine months. God, that'd be so nice to sit on the beanbag and game like that with that in the corner. I'm so annoyed I didn't try that. Stupid thing. Supposed to be good. Okay, now I gotta move sofa into this corner and I gotta move everything from that corner out. Wish me luck.

How am I feeling? I'm feeling in a lot of pain. I've got stuff to do. I can't be fucking back pain stopping me doing my stuff. Good. Um, let me think. Okay. So, hmm. Ooh. Aha. Ah. Ah. Oh, god. Do you think the protector will be good? It looks good in the videos, and people will say it's good. I'm wondering if you use it for gaming, would it lag? If it lags during gaming, it'd be rubbish, wouldn't it? I don't need to contact LG, you contact Amazon. You don't contact LG, you do a repair request on Amazon, and they do it. Oh my God.

Talk like you know everything, but you don't know nothing. Why they gotta make this stupid heater so fuck big? Um... Oh, thanks. When you got prostitutes, did you ever do out calls to a rented hotel room or use Massage Republic? Yeah, I got them to come to my hotel room. Now, this desk is gonna be a pain. Um... I'm gonna pull it up. I guess I don't need the laptop plugged into anything to do a stream. It's got some battery power, so it should be fine. Mm. Mm. It's a bit annoying. Oh, God, this is so annoying.

Uh, I need Kit Kat. I need energy. Hm. Now... Uh, it's not a cheap projector. It's in line with all the other projectors, and this room is not bright. You can close the curtains, so shut the fuck up. How many incorrect things are you gonna say today before I fucking ban you? I don't know what you're talking about. I have to... I have everything you say, I have to correct you. It's fucking annoying. So are you trying to be wrong on purpose every time? Come on. I am stuck on the brunk. Oh. Duck on the stupid rug.

Wait, where would this go? This would go here, wouldn't it? Okay. It's the wrong way around. Oh. Oh, it's everything so fucking hot. It's crazy how every movement seems to require the back. Um, I don't need the sofa on the rug. Oh my god, taking ages. Shit. Guys, you're not helping. Do something. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh my God, that's the fucking hell. That's not gonna work. Oh, damn it. The L shape of the sofa is gonna block. Hmm, I don't know. Okay, you could just walk around it, couldn't you? You could walk around it, can't you? It's not a problem.

Oh, shit. Ah. I found all this hair behind the sofa. Look at that. All behind the sofa. I bet I can find some sunny hair behind you. It's so hard to move anything because of the stupid rugs everywhere. It won't slide and it gets stuck. It's so windy outside. Oh, well, thanks. How do you not lose your mind living in that house every day? You have a very strong, resilient mind. I'll give you that in some weird ways. I do admire you and I should learn from you. Watching you helps me feel better about not living a conventional life.

But I don't live a conventional life. What are you talking about? It's a nice house. Why would it be bad living here? I'm talking about... Fucking rubbish. Again. Uh, there's a cum stain on the sofa. Oh my God. I've got so much stuff everywhere. Look, I think it will fit in here, just right. Look at this. Oh, perfect. Perfect fit. Look at that. That's crazy. No, it fits perfectly. And then put the projector against that wall. Movie night. I need a break. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, God. Uh. Uh. See, look, can sit like this. I can sit like this. Watch the movie.

I might bring the pillows back in from the car. The desk. Hm. I think I put the desk over there. It's funny. I can't move the desk because it's on the rug. I can't get the rug out because the desk is on it. How stupid. So the desk will go... Oh. It's stuck on the rug. Ow, my foot. Oh. The desk will go... Oh. Oh, God. It's so awkward to carry. It keeps getting stuck on everything. Now it's stuck on this fucking door. Get off. There's so much hair behind where the sofa was. Look, it's insane. All that hair fell down there.

Yeah, obviously the house was clean when I moved in. I've been here for six months. Obviously, my hair fell off and got behind the sofa since I moved in. It's not been there before I got here. Okay. Um, what I do with this rug now? God, I wish my back couldn't hurt. I could do this so much faster. Oh, God. So fucking annoying. Why do I have to be so tall? Who will bend down to pick everything up? Hm. I wish I had a vacuum cleaner. Oh, it's massive fireplace to move. Oh, God. Why'd I have this massive fireplace?

Oh, God. Kind of weird having a gaming chair here. I don't know. Seems kind of weird having the gaming chair just sticking out. Mm. Mm. This is not good for my back. Oh, God. So maybe... Hm. I'm gonna put the... I kinda wanna get rid of this gray rug as well. Why do I need a gray rug that I never even stand on it? Testing. Testing. Hello. Okay, get rid of the fireplace. Get the chair. Ah. There's hair everywhere. Everywhere look. There's hair. Whoo, what's that? Hair everywhere. Yeah, it's almost that the conser... I mean, the fireplace could go in the conservatory, I guess, for now.

It's just hard to hear. Really hard to get anything done like this. Yeah. Shape it up. Shape it up. Got the desks in the corner. Those look kind of weird how this bit sticks out though. Hmm. But what can you do? I get the pillows back out the car, put them back on the sofa. I haven't even used my car sofa anyway. Um, if only the L shape went the other way, would be better. What do you think? I can push it in like that. But then this bit's kind of con - disconjointed. Bad place for the monitor. I don't have a monitor anymore.

And the gaming chair's got to go there too. Weird. We move this city. Oh, my foot. Oh, oh, fucking hell. You fucking chair. Oh, it just rolled over my foot, a stupid chair. Ow, uh, my whole body getting wrecked. Fucking... Oh, my foot. Right on my toenail. <laugh> Kind of weird just having the chair sticking out in the room like that. I don't know about this. Move it all back. Let's go, move it all back to how it was. <laugh> No, the plan is, the plan is sitting there and then you can watch the projector on the wall like that. So the whole wall will be the projector.

Oh, yeah. But now the chair's in the way. The chairs would stick out in the middle. I must have moved the desk into the conservatory. No, it's too echoey in there. Unless I just don't sit on the chair and I use the sofa instead. I use the sofa instead and my setup can be like, like that. Oh, my back. Probably your head hits on this wooden bit. Your head goes under the wooden bit like this. Need more pillows. Sit in the corner. Eh, this wooden bit's really annoying. Oh, I can't do anything fucking back. I can't even get up.

Everything's so hard. Can't get anything done. I sit like this. I mean, you could sit like that. It's fine. What else? My new stream setup could be like that. Mm, how can I improve it? And then this rug here. This. Yeah, that rug can go in there. Quite nice. And then in my living room, just not sure about that corner over there with the chair. Yeah, I think that's, uh, pretty good. Uh, the promise the chair is gonna block the projector wall a little bit, unless, I guess I don't make the projector take up the entire wall.

Otherwise, I would need nothing in front of the wall. And then in here, I've got the rug, and then I could sit there. Now, if I had a wireless mic, I could sit on here and stream with good audio. Otherwise, how am I gonna bring the mic stand and put it there? What would it clamp onto? Unless I hold it in my hand. Any ideas? No. Okay. Talk to myself, then. My shoe's getting ripped apart. We gotta make that cardboard box as well, but I'm exhausted. Look, <laugh> it's not connected properly. So I sit here like that. I can sit like this with the projector on the wall. Um, the projector could sit up here, couldn't it? Projecting onto that wall.

Could also do gaming on the wall if the projector's good enough for it. Otherwise, I might have to get another projector that doesn't like if the one I've got likes. It was 150 pounds. Hmm. I've got this projector. The Wemus, Weemus projector. Wemus. I don't know. How am I gonna make the cardboard box for the monitor? I need to rest. You don't have a projector screen? I've got a massive one there. What you mean? Well, a huge white wall. It's basically what a projector screen is. Projector screen is just a white surface. I already got a massive white surface.

Am I keeping my switch? I guess so if the UPS man never comes. Would be cool to... Can I connect the projector to the switch? I don't s... I mean, yeah, you just connect the HDMI into the switch from the projector, don't you? Wouldn't be any sound still. I think there's, uh, speakers in the projector. And if I wanna use the projector as a monitor, I could point it at that wall and have, like, a big monitor screen. Problem is, it's gonna have to be connected to the laptop with the HDMI. So the HDMI would go across and the projector would be behind me, I guess, or to the side of me.

Oh. You have poor definition. Yeah, but it would be so far away from it, you wouldn't be able to notice. Otherwise, if you're gonna have it smaller, so it's sharper, you could have it projected on that wall, and then I move the sofa there. Oh, now I gotta move the sofa again. The sofa really was the best in that corner because the L-shape fit in the corner, but then I can't have the projector there because that's a curtain. There's no blank surface on it. I can barely get up. It's crazy how you notice every movement requires your back.

Almost everything you do uses your back. So you would think it's the strongest muscle in your body if you use it for everything, but then it gets fucking wrecked so easily. Stupid rubbish back muscle. Even lifting up your leg uses your back. Protective's 190, but I've got 50 pound voucher. I hope I get my Kik money tonight. Problem is, it might come tomorrow night because last time it said arriving 2nd of July and it came midnight on July, but today it says coming on 3rd of July, so it might come on midnight of 3rd of July, which would be tomorrow midnight. So it might not come today. Oh, well, it'll come when it comes, whatever. So I got 1,400 coming every week from Kik. I've got 960 pounds coming from YouTube for my previous month on YouTube before coming to Kik. So my calculations are rent, water, internet, IKEA loan, remaining IKEA alone, credit card, overdraft, second credit card.

To be paid off with 4,200 stocks, 270 in my day trading account, 962 coming from YouTube, 175 in my OnlyFans account, four weeks of Kik, and maybe 150 PayPals. That should leave me with net 4,000, so I actually don't need to sell the stocks to pay everything off.

So I want to dismantle this chair, turn it into a box for the monitor. I need to rest first. It's hard doing anything. Really feel like an old man. Every movement. Pain. Getting out of this beanbag is good. Bit of bitch as well when I have to get up. Oh my God. Oh God. So windy out there. You're the Elden Ring guy. What do you mean you don't know who I am? How are you here if you don't know who I am? Hello, welcome back to your video. So recently, I've been playing the brand new Elden Ring, and as an avid fan of Elden Ring and Dark Source Games, I knew I just had to play skip. Unfortunately, so far it's been bland and boring and uninspiring.

Oh, you found me on the browse. Wow, I don't think anyone who doesn't know me already would find me. That's cool. Yeah, my famous Elden Ring video. It's, um, it's my second most viewed video. <laugh> Do not buy. I've got a million views. Look how much money I made. Look, a million views. One th - one million, 100,000. It made... Why is it so slow? 2.6 thousand US dollars. $2,656 from that video. Pretty good, huh? No, the projector's coming tomorrow. Well, weather looks really nice, but it's very windy. No, not per month. It's just all, all time, all together. That one video made 2,600.

It's quite nice having the rug in the conservatory. My back hurts from sitting on your deck all night. Roasted. Oh, my back's killing me. I've got to take this monitor to the post office. It's fucking broken. And I don't know why. Oh. Oh, I can't get out of the beanbag. <laugh> There's little bundles of hair everywhere. What is this? There's hair everywhere. Everywhere I look, there's hair. That's what Hong Kong guy said when he went down on my ex-wife. "Tahilo is so hairy. "And then Chihiro's like," Don't tell Daniel. Don't tell Daniel, you lick my pussy. "Where the fuck is my limp roller? I found it.

Oh, Jahiro, I lick your pussy. Wallamo's gonna be licking Moon's pussy soon. Oh God. The laundry's done. Let's see if my shoes have been destroyed. Prediction time. Start new prediction. Are my shoes destroyed? In washing machine. Yes, no, no way. Okay, cast your boats. I already tried the monitor again, it didn't work. But I need to open this sticky roller. Oh, my ball hurts. When I get backache, my ball hurts as well. Ah, got it. Yeah, it's nice having a house because you can do stuff like this. If it's an apartment or a hotel, you're not gonna be doing this.

Get furniture, decorate it how you like. One of the things I didn't like about life in Asia as a traveler is that you never feel like you have a home. You can't buy things and move stuff about. You're not there for long. It's kind of nice having a place where you can do stuff to it, even just moving stuff like the sofa. Oh God, my ball hurts. I don't know why my ball hurts. It's not the ball, it's like, I don't know, the groin area where the lower back is. It seems to go round into the groin.

What am I gonna do this place when I'm in Thailand? Nothing. I don't think it's the actual ball. It's like the area behind the ball where, because my lower back hurts and it's more my right side of my lower back and it's in the lower ball area. Yeah, I don't think I wanna move to Thailand permanently. Yeah, also the lump on my ball is the right ball and, but my lower back pain is my right lower back pain. It feels like the pelvis area. My ball is so small. How big is your ball? My ball is like the size of a grape.

It's like, like that big. Is that normal? My, I don't know why, my balls seem really small. It does seem kinda tiny. Maybe I'll look at some pictures of other guys' balls. Oh, okay. Yeah, tennis ball. Sure it is. I was just wondering if my balls are shrinking because of the lump or if it's always been this small. But I do come a lot, so I don't have a problem with coming. Oh, my back. Come quite a lot. Okay, let's have a look at the shoes. I'm a bit scared. Oh, Jesus. It looks okay. Oh, it smells clean, at least.

Looks fine. Oh, no. The little tap thing I put in there to protect my heel came off. Why does it look really small, like they've shrunk or something? It looks like they've... Why does it look like that? Mm, it smells completely nice and clean. I'm scared the little sticky thing I put in there is gonna come off and then clog up the washing machine, but I don't see it. It better not be stuck in the washing machine somewhere. Also, why is this shaped like a concave? Look, is it supposed to be like that? Why would they make it like that?

It's glass, so why would it bend? I don't know where the little sticky heel bit's gone. Maybe it's in the shoe. I don't think it's in there. Oh, they smell good. Oh, there it is. Whew. But the stickiness is completely gone. I had to get that because when I did the walkathon in Japan, I bent the back of the heel in and it was digging into my foot. I think they look okay. I just need to get them dried. And the shape is kind of weird now. Look how clean they look, like new. Prediction ended. I can still predict it's still open.

I still don't know if they've wrecked yet, because I need them to dry and then try them on again. They look fine, just need them to dry. I need the shape to come back up. I don't think there's a rush to make the box yet because I can't even take it to the post office anyway with my back like this. So until my back gets better, I can't even take it. I could make the box later. Do some desktop time. Testing. The setup feels a bit, bit cleaner now, I guess. Testing. My back aches because I work out. Maybe if you lifted, you would know. But I guess you don't even lift, do you?

See these biceps? They don't come for free. They come at a cost of pain. Oh. My new setup. Oh God, my back. Oh. Oh my God. I don't know how to sit to make it hurt less. If my shoes dry and I can put them on and they're fine, then it means they're not wrecked. But if they've shrunk or it feels weird, then I guess it's wrecked. You just got out of overdraft and you already back in. <laugh> Yeah, because I paid for electricity and then I paid for a projector. The projector's coming tomorrow. It's gonna go on this wall. Or it can go on this wall in front of me and I have... Look, if I put it on the wall here, I can have a big projected screen.

I can see myself massively. No, it's not the HDMI. I already tested two HDMI cables. One suspicion was it may be the power brick, but I couldn't find where you can buy a power brick. LG seemed to not want people to buy power bricks. So it seems like easiest solution is I just send it back. I pack it up, send it back, they'll fix it, or they'll just replace it or send me a refund if they can't fix it. So might as well just send it back. Abroad in Japan's live. Tell him Daniel says hello and where's my Buru?

Do you think he used to respond when people super chatted stuff about me? I remember someone super chatted, "Why does Daniel hate you?" And then he actually responded to it in the stream. I think he said... What the fuck was that? Oh, my laundry thing fell over. Oh my God. What? Really annoying that. They could have made the legs spread wider. When it's really windy, it just falls over. Yeah, it seems brighter in here because the wall is white. It reflects light into my face, because in that corner, my face always looks really dark. I can't wait for this back pain to go. Every minute of every second of every day, I'm in pain, just sitting down as well. Everything's hard to do. Getting up and moving's hard. I can't do anything. It's so annoying.

Why is it wet in the first place? 'Cause, because I stepped in the bog water and it stinks, so I tried washing it. But it still stinks, so I put it in the washing machine, and now it smells really good. Like fresh new shoes. Oh God, this is so hard to just exist. Every- everywhere hurts. This is horrible. It hurts around my ball. Oh, this hurts more sitting like this. I think I've got to take the weight off... I've got to take the weight off the lower back somehow. How about that? Okay, that's, that's a lot better, actually.

I feel like the chair's gonna tip backwards. It won't will it. No. Prop your legs up. No, I'm gonna fall over backwards. The chair's gonna tip over. I think. Oh, my leg engine. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, god. It's only been two hours. That was like two hours of torture. Maybe my right leg hurts. This is horrible. Ah. It's supposed to be a happy time. Lots of money coming in, new projector. Instead, I feel like I'm in hell. I don't know if moving all the furniture made it worse or not. Even if you gave me a billion dollars, it wouldn't help this. There's no money in the world that could fix this problem.

Sit on your firm sofa, but then I won't have my mic. Yay. Oh. Oh. Oh, this feels a bit better, actually. I think being upright feels better. Oh my God. The wind is insane. It's gonna knock my laundry over again. Hm. Hm. So yeah, I get the projector tomorrow. If it's really rubbish, like, washed out looking or really laggy, I'll probably send it back. And then I'll probably get a TV. 85 inch TV. And then if they repair the monitor and send it back to me, which I doubt, I don't think they'll be able to repair it. I think it's fried. They would have to, like, replace the board inside of it or something. Either they send me a replacement or they give me a refund.

I don't think I need a TV license, because I would... I don't watch BBC, and I don't even have a TV connection. It's so silly, because you can watch BBC on the computer. You can watch it on your phone. No, you can have a TV and not have to pay TV license. It's just if you watch BBC. Or maybe I just pay the license. It's like, what, 100 pounds a year? Who cares? Fine, I'll pay this stupid license, whatever. There might be a good deal coming up on Black Friday. Prime Day is coming 8th to the 11th of July. Might have some good deals.

85-inch TV would fill that all up nicely. But first, I'll try to project that. Well, the girls will be coming round for movie night. Movie night and BJ time on the sofa. Girls are gonna be queuing up. No, Thailand's not off. I'm going to Thailand to meet AJ in November. Spend a few months there for winter. Maybe a few months somewhere else to come back here in March. No, AJ, you're not gonna suck me off with friends. How many times do I have to say it? The problem with the TV is no one wants a TV to watch TV on it. You want it to watch Netflix or connect it to your laptop, but you gotta pay a stupid license because stupid BBC think you're watching BBC on it. When actually, the only reason to get a TV is because it's the only way you can get a really big screen.

Monitors don't get big enough. The biggest monitor you get is like 45 inches.

You want 100 inches you gotta get a TV. Or you get a projector. They're so dumb because you could watch BBC on anything, but they only seem to kick up a fuss over having a fucking TV. They're stupid fucking morons, just like everything else in this stupid world. Bunch of idiot, boomer, old people making the rules when they're brainless. Like I can watch BBC on my phone. Are they gonna come after me for my BBC license for, for my phone? No. But if I get a TV, they'll be like, "Oh, you got TV." So I can watch BBC on my microwave.

All these stupid institutions with the dumb rules make no sense. So now I'm like scared to get a TV because I don't want them to come in after me. Just leave me alone. I'm watching stupid BBC. Well, even it's on the BBC. Oh, BBC Sports. Wow. East Enders. Oh, wow. East... Oh, the great British Bake Off. Oh, wow. Really wanna pay 880 a year for that rubbish. I don't watch sports. I don't care about British Bake Off. Got rubbish shows on it, and then they got the audacity to force you... Try and force you into paying for it.

And they still got ads on it. It's not like BBC is ad free. They still run ads on it. Yeah, they should add the TV license to the council tax bill. Why do I... I mean, they shouldn't charge us for it at all. I don't wanna pay this stupid BBC. I don't even use the service. It's not important. It's not like the hospital or maintenance for roads. It's just TV. Why is it so important? If people want the service, they'll pay for it. If they don't want the service, then tough luck. Make a better service.

Why are they forcing us to pay for it? Really annoying. All the other channels don't make you pay for it, like ITV, BB... Channel four. I never watch anything on the BBC. BBC had top gear, didn't they? And they fired Jeremy Clarkson. I'd rather pay for Amazon Prime. <laugh> They're getting that nerdy train geek guy as a host on BB, on top gear now, and people are begging him not to do it because he doesn't fit top gear. Do you know that guy? He's like this autistic weirdo, young guy, British guy. And he's got like this autistic obsession with trains. And he looks like a weirdo. He's got like a massive... He makes these weird videos of him running after trains, giggling like a little red. He's like, "Oh, oh, the train's." Like that. He wears this, uh, 360 cam on his head and he has that weird camera angle of his head.

Yeah, the Francis guy, fucking weirdo. He's like, "Oh, the train's guy." So stupid.

He has an orgasm over everything like trains, so he's gonna be a top gear host because I guess the other hosts flopped. It's like every host they pick flops. They... In the beginning, they had Chris Evans, everyone hated him. They had Matt LeBlanc, the Joey guy from Franks. Everyone was like, "Why is he on top gear? What, what does he have to do with cars?" And now they're getting this Francis guy and his fans or Top Gear fans are begging him not to do it. <laugh> It's kind of funny. He met Louis Thara. They had like this weird interview where they both were wearing POV cameras. And it was really awkward.

His name's Francis Bourgeois or something stupid and pretentious. "Top Gear's dead, just can it already. It was only good because Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond were on it. He basically got rid of the best part of Top Gear and though they could continue it. I don't even care about cars and I used to watch Top Gear because of Jeremy Clarkson's on it. I feel less in pain. It's so nice when you're not in pain. It's like this burden is lifted off your brain. You can start thinking clearly. Yeah, I haven't watched season four for the Farm Show yet.

Maybe when I get my new projector. Imagine Louis Thoreau interviewing me. "So Daniel, why do you disrespect women?" <laugh> And I'd be like, "Um, because they're annoying." And I'd say, "I don't disrespect all women, only the annoying ones. And to be fair, I disrespect men as well. I disrespect, disrespect all people equally, depending on how annoying they are. I only respect people if they've earned my respect. I wonder what they would say to that. But why must they earn your respect? What did you do to earn it, Daniel? Oh God, I hate these conversations. Keep trying to get a one up on you.

I don't know. I don't care if they respect me or not, just don't annoy me. Why do you feel like you deserve not to be annoyed? <laugh> They keep coming up with these silly replies. When you're talking to a hater, that's all they do. They'll go onto the next thing whilst ignoring your previous reply. They'll say something that makes no sense. You prove them wrong, but they'll just skip over to some other point. I'm having beef with an imaginary hater. They always do that. They're like, uh, why does Daniel think X, Y, and Z? And then I prove that I don't think X, Y, or Z and then they'll just completely change it to something else.

It hurts under my bumbone, slightly into my groin area. It's like a dull, aching pain. This view's nicer. Yeah, it seems brighter. Louis kind of looks like the kind of guy who would marry an Asian woman, don't you think? Like I can imagine his wife being some Chinese lady, like Mark Zuckerberg or Linus tech tips guy. They got the look. Then they have that kind of look, like nerdy white guy. Do you remember the BBC interview where the rep - the reporter or the interviewee, his Korean wife, his kids burst into the room and then his Korean wife came in chasing them? People were assuming it was his maid or something. He was the UK ambassador in Korea, I think. So he lives in Seoul and he's obviously got a Korean wife. He had the look as well.

If you just joined, I'll show you my new room tour. I spent two hours in awful pain moving all my furniture in preparation for my new projector that's coming tomorrow. Even Victoria's dad had the look, like awkward, awkward, skinny white guy. Victoria's dad was really awkward. He never talked to me. And when he talked, he was like... Even my mom would make fun of him saying that he talks like he whispers all the time. My mom could never hear what he was saying because he talked so quietly. He had like this weird whispering way of speaking. And I never spoke a word to him, not even a hello. He never said hello to me. He spoke to my sister, but he would never speak to me. It was really weird. Like my UK uncles are the same. So I've never spoken to my UK uncles ever, apart from like this one random time when my uncle came to my house and had a go at me.

And then this other time when my dad died and my Australian uncle came.

So I guess it would make sense. But I mean, as a kid, when we went over to relatives house to have a get together and all the uncles were there, they wouldn't even say hello to me, but my aunties would. They'd say, "Oh, hello, Daniel." But my uncles would just completely ignore me. It was really weird. Okay, to be fair, there was one uncle that used to say, "Oh, Daniel." But he was kind of different to the other ones. He was the one that whined and cried about not getting a bigger share when my granddad died. Basically, my granddad died. I remember it as a kid at my grandmother's house. All the uncles got together with my grandmother and they were fighting. Uh, it was scary. I remember they went into the living room, shut the door, me and my mom and sister were like waiting outside.

And then you could hear the voices raising, rising. Like the five uncles, four uncles plus my dad and my grandmother with my stepdad. I don't know if the step... No, not stepdad, step-granddad. I think he was already dead at that point, Tom. Yeah, I think he was already dead. So it was my grandmother and the uncles, the brothers, fighting over like who's gonna get what.

Basically, I think they all got an equal share, but my, one of my uncles, the youngest one, he thought he deserved a bigger share because he said my granddad promised him a bigger share. So he was upset that he didn't get a bigger share. And then he just, he cut ties with my dad because he was mad. He demanded a bigger share and everyone told him to get lost, basically. So he acted like a crybaby and then cut ties with everyone. No, my dad didn't get more. Everyone got the same share, but he wanted more.

Apparently he threatened my granddad in hospital when he was on his dying bed. Like, "If you don't give me a bigger share, I'm not gonna look after you." How did they agree to Robert buying them out? I don't really know. I guess my dad had the money and my uncles all had houses already. And my dad was looking into getting a bigger house. So my dad had the money and they didn't... They... I mean, I don't think the oth- other uncles were interested in buying the house apart from the other uncle who was mad, but he didn't wanna pay that much for it.

Yeah, it was a big mess and a big drama. My grandmother was like trying to calm all the boys down. It was like, um, early 2000s. I was just a kid. I was about 12, 13 years old maybe. And my mom said my grandfather actually offered to leave everything to my mom and dad, because my mom treated... My mom really took care of my granddad really well, visited him in the hospital every day, brought him his favorite foods. But my mom said that would make the other uncles hate us, so she said no to it.

Yeah, my mom, um, treated my grandfather really well. We visited him quite often, brought him food. He couldn't drive. He was all alone in the house. He didn't have a girlfriend or anything. Uh, most of his kids hate him, so he was like completely alone. So I guess he really likes having me, me and my mom and my sister come over and visit. Yeah, my mom even goes to the, the gravestone to look after it. I went to visit it on a live stream. I couldn't find it, remember? I had my bicycle. He was a troubled man.

I think after the war, he got depressed, had PTSD or something. I think my family history's quite interesting. I don't know anything about my Malaysian family though. I have no idea about the drama because I don't live in Malaysia, so not really that close, wasn't that close to the Malaysian side. Although there is a bunch of drama. Like I got a cousin in Malaysia, he had a kid with a woman, got divorced, found a new woman, left her, heartbroken. It's funny, I'm a divorcee as well. Got a couple, I think three of my Malaysian uncles died now. Two of them non-blood related. One of them blood related. All died in their 60s. One died in their 40s, I think, from smoking throat cancer.

The other one died recently, I think last year, or wait, two years ago. Uh, maybe liver cancer, I forgot, bowel cancer. I saw him in 2022. He seemed fine. He liked doing Aikido. He would go to these Aikido events, get dressed up in the proper outfit, and then he'd compete. Family drama's interesting, isn't it? Fights over money, property, territory, and then you've got the, the love side of it, like divorces, cheating, so much drama. It's basically all human life is all about, isn't it? Money, territory, and then love interests, and then children get thrown into the mix as well.

My overdraft fee was 30 pounds for last month. 30 pound overdraft fee. I was overdraft nearly 2,000 pounds for half the month. No, I haven't paid the water bill yet. I bought a projector instead, and I got the Nighthawk, which is there, and I paid for the electricity. Check the market. Ooh, tanking. Oh, nice. Oh, I'm up 50 pounds. Oh God, I feel sick. My body feels destroyed. I've also barely got any food. I've got two chicken wings, one sausage, no bacon, but I've got panchetta. I was thinking I make some kind of pasta tonight. I hope that jar of pasta sauce is still good.

And tomorrow, I need to go shopping and we get the saviloid, I think. Tomorrow, I get the projector as well. I go to co-op, do shopping, and then pop over to the fish and chip place and I get three savis because AJ really wants to see the savi, but she's usually sleeping around lunch. So I'll save one for dinner when she usually appears so she can see it alive. Yeah, obviously you'll see it too, because you're online now. I'd get the savi around now, I think. So I have one savi for us, and then I'll save one for AJ so she can see it live.

Gotta treat my friends right. Gotta be a good friend, you know? So when she shows up in the evening, when she usually does, I'll whip out my savis, show it to her, reheat it. Otherwise, she's gonna have to watch the clip, which would be boring, because it's not live. Oh, my back pain feels a bit better now. I don't know about this setup. It looks weird with the sofa sticking out like that. If it was just a normal three seater, unless I rotate it so the L shape, then it's gonna block the door going into the conservatory.

Oh my god. Who the fuck's that? Oh my God, it's knocking my door. Is that all right? Thank you if that's all right. Thanks very much. What the hell? Someone sent me a box. Okay. Scared the crap out of me. The postwoman's kinda cute, not gonna lie. But definitely milk territory. Oh, someone sent me this. It says Daniel Cool on it. It's not the Bella box, is it? No, I don't think he said it was ready yet. Surely if it was the Bella box, it would be secured more securely. No one has said they're gonna send me anything.

Mm, not the Bella box. The hell's that? It's the Lego kit. What? Lego. Seriously? It's a Lego plant. Oh, maybe it would look kinda cool. It's a crysantheum. Crysanthemum. <laugh> I though it was the Bella box and it was all broken. <laugh> Imagine I'm like, "Hey guys, the Bella box came. Mm, I think it sounds fine. Shattered into tiny pieces. I don't know who sent me a Lego set, but thanks. Where would I put it? Why does it say 18 plus on it? It looks kind of cool. Lego is just... They really have kits for every damn thing, don't they? Lego is pretty good business, isn't it? 'Cause they can just endlessly come out with different designs.

Do people remember Pierre? Why, what happened? I can't open the box. How'd you open the box? Why RIP Pier? What are you talking about? I'm gonna have to destroy the box, unfortunately. Ooh. Oh, I like these paper bags. That's kinda cool. Hmm. Yeah, I might do that later. Oh, look at this little instruction booklet. Do I have to follow the instructions? Chrysanthemum. I though it was chrysantheum. A delicate yet vibrant chrysanthemum is often seen as a popular motive in trans- transitional art. In tradition that spans more than a thousand years, it is portrayed in blah, blah, fucking bar.

Theo Bonner, Lego model designer, art imitates nature. Creating decor that draws inspiration from nature is a relaxing and rewarding way to set our imagination free. Parts are particularly interesting to study and replicate. You can find symmetry in seemingly random variance. Okay. Oh God, I gotta follow the stupid instructions. I hate following instructions. Step by step. Oh, God. There's so many instructions. I don't know if I can be bothered. I think I'll just build it myself. How hard can it be? Imagine thinking I'm stupid enough to need instructions. The little petals look like tiny bananas. I used to love Lego when I was a kid, but I never did kits. I never had like a kit where you had to build something. I just had the bucket and you could build whatever you wanted. I mean, that's the whole point of Lego, isn't it? To build what you wanna build, not build what they tell you to build.

I used to build... I use my imagination. I build whatever I want. Like I'd build a house and I put wheels on it. Or I'd build a car. I had the rubber, rubber wheels with the plastic rod. I'd make a little car. Or I would make... I like, I liked making houses and I also liked making spaceships, like, like a Star Wars spaceship, like an X wing or something. I made a gun with it once too, like a shotgun and it had a hinge so you could... Like a shotgun, you break it open to put the cartridge was in. So I used a brick as a cartridge and the way I shot it was I went, went like that and I just launched it out the barrel. My dad told me off. He said, "Daniel, stop throwing Lego bricks into my bedroom." I said, "I wasn't.

I was shooting my gun." It's funny I remember all this. It must have been nice for my dad. Had a wife, had little kids, had a house. Seems like it had the whole package.

Seems kind of cute, your little 10 year old kid throwing Lego bricks around. I used to draw on the walls as well. He got so mad. I was very all artistic. I liked drawing Lego. I was very creative. And then I got hooked on video games and it was all downhill. Yeah, it seems like, I don't know, my dad had everything that I kind of want, but can't seem to get. Well, I got the car and I got a house, I guess. But my dad, my dad never rented. He always owned houses. My dad lived in my grandmother's house for a bit and then the grandmother sold the house to my dad and then she moved into a retirement home. So then my dad, we, I remember my first house was my grandmother's house, but my dad bought it. So we never rented. That's why he was able to knock down walls and do DIY and stuff.

My dad would never rent because he wouldn't be able to do DIY. My dad made good money because he would fix up the house and then increase the value of the house and set it on.

So I think he probably bought my grandmother's house for like 100K, 150K and then sold it for 200K. So yeah, that was my dad's way of making money on top of his job. I think he's had an interesting life. There should be a movie made about him. You know, it's weird because now I feel so detached and isolated from my family and any connection to my dad or, or like my family. I feel very intrigued about the whole thing. Whereas before I just didn't care because it was, it was my life. When I was a kid, it was my life. My family was in my life. My dad was like a permanent fixture in my life and now I'm so detached from it all. I'm like looking at it from like an outsider's perspective, finding it all very interesting.

I don't feel like I'm Daniel anymore, to be honest. Like the, the kid, the Daniel that grew up surrounded with his family, with his mom and dad, that little boy Daniel, I don't feel like I'm him anymore. I feel like I'm this weird imposter observing the whole dynamic. Yeah, I feel like I'm not me. I don't know who I am anymore. It's all in the past. It's like I see myself through the camera lens, like you see me. I see myself in the same way you see me through the camera. I don't feel like I am me anymore.

We're all watching me. I mean, I'm watching myself now on the screen. You're watching me watch me. <laugh> Okay. I don't know about this Lego, I'll do it later when I can be bothered. But thanks so much. I though it was the bella box and it came all shattered. <laugh> Is this what people who do porn feel like, where they've devalued their self-value so much? You basically just look at yourself like you're this fuckable cut of meat. You're not you anymore. How's the prediction? Wow, 14,000 points. 83% say no. Are my shoes destroyed in the washing machine?

Gotta wait and see when it dries. I reckon being on YouTube for so many years has probably had some kind of mental effect on me. Don't know if it's a healthy one. The hell is that stupid helicopter flying over my garden? Is that a helicopter? It sounds like a helicopter. Holy shit. Guys, it's army. Testing. Yeah, looks like, um, from the air base. Should I give it the catnip? No. Oh, fuck. Crash me. No, stop. It's going crazy. Uh, no. He's gonna spill it all over the carpet. Oh my God. Oh, don't eat it. Are you supposed to eat it?

Um, it's eating it. They can eat it. Oh my God, it's making a massive mess. Maybe I should take it away. I know it's there. It scratched my hand. I couldn't put it back in the box. It fucking scratched me. I don't know what to do with it. It's going kinda crazy. This is rolling around in it. Now I'm gonna have to clean it all up. I'm trying to pick it all up. Is it happy or what? Or is it upset? Why does it look like it's going kinda crazy? It's claws are sharp as fuck. His claws are way sharper than a normal cat. Like it was shredgy.

I've never been scared of my cat's claws, but this cat's claws are like lethal weapons. It, it just lightly tapped me and I got a massive scratch. I can feel the power and it's poor. This cat's like a half breed, like a half domestic, half wildcat. You okay? Yeah. It's falling asleep. It's falling asleep. Should I give it some water? It looks so relaxed. Okay, I didn't think that was gonna happen. Hmm. Yeah, is it a Bengal cat? It's not like your typical British house cat, is it? It's very slim. It's got really long legs as well. It can jump really high.

I think it's gonna fall asleep now. It can jump up to the top of that fence. The other cats can't do that. What a mess. Hmm. How long is it gonna be there now? <laugh> I didn't think it was gonna do that. For some water. It's just sleeping in the cat nip. I can't get up. Mira. Wow, market's tanking. 240, back to 282. Ho-ho, look at you. Tanking. Damn. Tanking. Holy shit, it's tanking. Oh God, I love it when it tanks. Oh, yeah. Look a big fat nosebleed. Oh yeah, look at that. Oh, it looks so good.

Yeah, market's open 24 hours a day. What do you mean? Yeah, US market's not open, but London is open. Actually pre-market, US market's open. It looks, looks kind of funny. I'm hungry. Imagine if Sonny's cat was here, it would be running all over the house. The name, uh, Mrs. Miaomiao. You okay? This cat nip all over the rug. I don't know how I'm gonna get it out. It's gonna be there for hours, isn't it? Oh, pimp master. You got the VIP special role. I'll give it to you. Hold on. Um... Gee, I guess. Oh, I found you. There, you should have it.

Do you have it? It should have the crown next to your name. Oh, God, my back's killing me. Oh, shit. I keep scaring it by accident. Got a toilet and then make lunch. This is Meow Meow. Looks very relaxing. Soft, warm rug. Safe from the wind. Oh, you got the crown. I see it now. That looks so relaxing. I wanna fall asleep as well. But I can't because I've gotta do stupid streaming. God, I wish I could just go on the beanbag and fall asleep. But then I'll lose hours. I could turn off income and just fall asleep, but then I'm losing money. Okay, so today I wanna make noodles.

Sober. Yeah, the rug in the conservatory is nice. I didn't think of that before. Oh, God. That's killing me. Old man, afternoon nap in the conservatory stream. It is weird why cat's nip does that to cats. I don't think it's on purpose. Like, I don't think the plant specifically designed a chemical to make cats stoned. I mean, why would it do that? What is it? How would it benefit the plant? Don't know why. Let me ask AI. Hey, Daniel. Can you tell me about cat's nip? Why does it have that effect on cats and what the purpose of the chemical is? Catnip has a chemical called napetalactone. When cats smell it, it binds to receptors in their noses, stimulating sensory neurons and creating a sort of euphoria. The purpose? It's though to be a natural insect repellent for the plant. Gotta eat cats yourself? So it's naturally an insect repellent, so the plant makes it to prevent insects eating it.

Exactly. It's a self-defense mechanism for the plant. And just by coincidence, it also has the effects that it has on cats. Yeah, it's a quirky coincidence. Plants probably didn't evolve with cats in mind, but the effect on cats is a fun side effect. Yeah, but why does it only affect cats and not humans? Humans lack the specific sensory receptors that cats have, so the nipetalactone doesn't trigger the same response in us. It's a quirky little quirk of feline biology. They have all the fun with catnip while we just watch. So cats, only cats have that receptor? Mostly, a few other felines like lions and leopards might respond to catnip too. Hm, interesting. So it's actually an insects repellent.

Plants engaging in chemical warfare. You see, vegetarians always saying, "Oh, saving the animals." Plants don't wanna be eaten tonight. Unless it's a fruit. I don't know if a vegetable is supposed to be eaten. Like, do plants want the vegetables to be eaten? I though a vegetable is basically just a plant's way of storing energy. Nepetilactolone. I already forgot how to say it. Nepectolalolone. It's weird, only cats have the receptor to make them high from it. No, I'm running out of Honsu. I need to get some more soon. I think this is the last bowl. It's the last dish I can make with it.

That's all of it. There's not much left. Just enough. Hondasu. God, the whole site, it's like not just my back that aches. It's like my right thigh as well. My right thigh joint hurts. It's like the pain is spreading into my bowl. Kind of reminds me what it felt like when I got chlamydia and my joints were inflamed. Good fun time. The cat looks so relaxed. Blood buckets cats used to go crazy too, and she'd get catnip out to soothe them. Didn't last long though. They'd go crazy again. No UPS. Guess I'm keeping the switch.

Oh, when am I gonna make this box? Maybe after lunch. I don't wanna disturb the cat. Whole market's tanking. That's the tank. The tank. I think it's ready. Mm. Mm. So which one that gets stuck? How's the cat doing? Mama. It's very still. Oh. What's it doing? Oh, fuck. Sorry. Sorry. So sorry. It was an accident. Just me. Deepak's a zoo streaming her lion. <laugh> She'd give the lion some cat knit. Lion knit. She's just having a little nap when it's windy, let's get out of the wind. And then it's time to leave. Why is it sitting like that?

It doesn't look very comfy. It really wants to sit like that with its head twisted. Yeah, I made the chair out of boxes. No chair on the side. And then someone bought me a proper chair out there. It was back in, back in April when the weather was really nice. Or was it May? No, the weather was really good in May, and then it turned rubbish in June. And now it's just really windy. See, I can do DIY. I'm just checking, seeing if he's okay. Deepak's copying me. I bet cats never get a backache. His back's perfectly supported by four legs, low to the ground. The annoying thing about humans is that we're tall and we stand up. So we gotta bend down to pick stuff up or to get up.

If a cat sits down, it doesn't have very far to get up. Whereas I've gotta go from this to, ooh, like that. No, Ice didn't tell me to F off. He just said, "Why did you say that?" I said, "I don't know." It's got stripes and it's got spots like a leopard. Kinda strange. But I wonder if someone, if it's someone's cat, why didn't they put a collar on it? Usually you put a collar on your cat, don't you? Although our cats didn't have collars, because they kept getting lost. Pushkin has a collar. It looks so relaxed. I bet that rug's so nice and warm.

I woke up this morning because when I wake up in the morning, the sun shines through the window, so I get direct sunlight on the bed when I wake up. And for some reason I woke up naked and had my butt out. Such a nice warm feeling and sunlight on my butt cheeks. I spread my A-hole to let the sun in. I think I remember seeing a, a bit of Deepak's dream ages ago. He was in a taxi in Thailand. He kept touching the driver's head. And in Thailand, that's really rude. To touch someone's head is really rude. I think it's rude anywhere. But I think it's especially rude in Thailand.

Is there something weird about Deepak? Uh, he's either something wrong with his brain or he's doing it because he knows he gets views and he wants the money. He seems very dim, like easily manipulated. I think that's why Ice lights him. I think it'd be so funny if he ditches his wife and like hooks up with a viewer or something. I wonder if he's got female viewers. 'Cause he was like moral grandstanding at me because I cheated. So funny if the same thing happens to him. I think a guy, when he gets loads of money, he starts thinking, "Hmm, I can do better.

I can get a hotter girl." I don't know if girls would like him just because he's got money. I don't think girls ever like me because I've got money. I just think my, because my channel got so many views, it reached like a broader audience of women. Like the more women that know you, the higher the chance there'll be women that like you. But I feel like the Kik viewers are all men, not, I feel like women don't like Kik. They prefer YouTube and Twitch. They should have made multiple layouts like pink mode, girl mode, neutral mode, light mode, YouTube mode. I don't think people would dislike a whole website just because the colors are black and green.

I wonder if market rips when it opens. It usually does. And I guess Ice taught Deepak well, but even Ice doesn't do that anymore. Ice doesn't get in people's faces like it used to. This cat is knocked out. I remember back in 2017 when I started streaming, I had this crazy idea that I really wanted to do, but I could never have the balls to do it. I wanted to walk around live asking Japanese women weird questions. I'm glad I never did it. I just though it would be so cool if I could just go up to cute girls and like ask them silly things.

Would I get in bed with Kim to get back at Ice? Or to get back to Ice? What do you mean? I know. I don't really wanna get involved. Ice would probably murder me. Ice seems like he's genuinely in love with Kim. If I was Ice, I'd be like, oh, whatever. Don't care anymore. And then just move on. Ice has been with Kim for a long time though. I don't even think Ice cares that much about content anymore. He's already rich. I don't think he really wants to destroy his life for content. I think he's happy to see other people destroy, self-destruct in front of him for content.

When am I sending the monitor back? My back really hurts. I've got to dismantle this chair and use that foam and make a box out of it. I'm just gonna wrap the monitor in layers of cardboard and foam, tape it all up. No, the boxes will definitely fit because I can open them up and they'll stretch out easy. They'll flatten all the boxes so they'll all flat and then just wrap it round the monitor. But my back is killing me. I can't pick that up. I'd have to park, walk to the post office, unless I can find a post office that has a car park outside.

I've got to pick it all up, carry it over to the post office. My back's gonna be so painful. I think I need to wait a few days. <foreign>. It's got a spotty belly. Spotty belly and a stripy back. I don't know if they can come and pick it up. Might be able to. They must have a pickup service. I might look later. I don't know if it's a girl or boy. I though it was a girl, but then I though I saw testicles. So relaxing just watching a cat. Seeing how relaxed they look makes you relaxed.

Cat content. Imagine I get mega views doing cat content. Don't even need girls anymore. I just get a lot of cats and just feed them and stuff. Yeah, a cat won't complain and I can talk shit about the cat and it won't even know what I'm saying. Stupid cat, so annoying. Oh, stupid, stupid cat. <laugh> What can you even say about a cat? Cats don't try and tell you what to do or boss you about, so you can't really get annoyed at it. Women try and control you. It's so windy out there. Wind is crazy.

This is what I wish women were like. Just let me film them. Don't complain. Women get so sensitive about their looks. One of the main problems is that the viewers call them fat or ugly or make fun of their looks. But you can make fun of the cat. Oh, look at the cat's skinny legs. Oh, look at his skinny body. It doesn't care. The plan is I'm gonna go to Thailand in November. Meet AJ. Cake is not even in the picture anymore. Cake's old news. I only go to Thailand November to escape winter and meet AJ, do some streams.

<foreign>. There's this guy, I think on Instagram, his whole content is feeding a seagull. He has millions of views. He opens a window, lets a seagull in, and just feeds it salmon and fish and stuff. Makes a mess and it keeps coming back and they're like best friends now. They get so many views. His whole life is being funded by feeding a seagull. I wonder how much money millions of views on Instagram gets. Did I ever go to Faster's pharmacy? No. She started, um, lending her license out to people. I don't know if that's illegal. So you would get these, like a married couple who run their own pharmacy and you need a pharmacy license.

So she would, like, loan her license to them, and then they would take a photo and put Faster's photo outside of their pharmacy. And I guess it would say something like, "License by Faster." She took me with her. I waited in the car. They put, they printed out, like, a, a plaque or a sign with her face on it with a bunch of tie. They put it outside the shop. It was funny. She had to bring her pharmacist jacket and get dressed up for the photo. So they pay her every month, like, a fee to use her license. Kind of strange, isn't it?

It's like the pharmacy's approved by her, but she didn't check it right. She probably doesn't care. She just wanted to make the money or she just trusts them. I don't really understand that. You would think that if you're gonna run a pharmacy, you would need a license, not use someone else's. Yeah, it's a risk, isn't it? She could get in trouble. Oh, market's open. Oh, shit. I'm already short. Oh my God, it's ripping. Oh my God. I missed it. Let me guess it goes full rip. Might go long. Whatever. I'm long. Who cares? I just maxed out my account going long.

Don't even care. What is my thesis? Uh, the market rips every time it tanks. It just went all in long. Yeah, I don't care whether. Every single time it rips, doesn't it? Might as well just go long. I'm down two pounds. Oh, shit, I'm down four pounds. I just don't care anymore about these stupid setups. My carpet is covered in catnip. I really hope I can get it all out. I do invest long term. I've invested in gold for three years. Oh, I'm up one pound 70. First green I've ever seen in ages. I'm up two pounds.

I'm always ripping. It's ripping. I'm up four pounds. Four pounds profit. Yeah, I invested in the gold miner that is exposed to gold, so same thing, really. Gold goes up, gold miner goes up. Gold goes down, gold miner goes down. And the thesis was that gold would go up, which was correct. I just didn't choose the best instrument. I think Barrett gold's gone up 20%. Yeah, Barrett Gold is up 28% in the previous year. 28%. Don't know how much gold is up. Uh, I can't find the search button. Oh, they moved it down here. It's up 43%. So Barrett gold's up 28%. Gold ETFs are up 43. It's not that much different.

Oh, it's ripping. I'm up five pounds. Oh, look at that. Maybe I take profit. I'm scared it's gonna dump. I might take my six pounds. Mm, should I take my six pounds? Nah. I'm up five pounds 80. Uh, four pounds, five pounds 20. Macro in 10 minutes. I think I'll wait for the macro to be over. Macro is, uh, 950 until 10 past 10. It's the last 10 minutes of the first hourly candle and the first 10 minutes of the second hourly opening candle. Usually there's high volatility. Uh-oh. It's tanking. Have I made any plans for content? Yep, we're gonna dismantle the chair, build a box, go to the post office, send monitor.

But that probably won't be until later this week. I gotta wait for my back to get better. Tomorrow, I wanna go food shopping and buy three saviloids, maybe two. I'm gonna get two saviloids and do my food shopping because I've got no more food. I've only got some pancetta, celery onions. I can make pasta tonight. I think end of this month, I can pay off all my debts and still have 4K left over. Beginning of August, I'm gonna be in a solid position. Debt's wiped out. More money coming in than I can spend. Yeah, I've got a projector coming tomorrow.

I'm getting paid tonight, I think. 1,900 US dollars for the previous week of streaming. Got pay 1,900 per week. So most of it's gone already because I gotta pay rent end of this week. And I had to pay electricity and I've gotta pay water. But second, third, fourth week, I get to keep the money. I'm getting a projector. I moved all my furniture, so the sofa faces the wall where I'm gonna put the projector on. See if it's any good. If it's rubbish, maybe I'll send it back and I'll get a TV. 85 inch TV.

Oh, wow, thanks. Have you calculated how much money you make in a month? And also you might have injured your back because you tried life fitting too heavy weights like we want you those weights are too heavy for you, but you don't listen. Also, you have gingivitis because you don't brush. I don't have gingivitis and I brush twice a day and I floss. I think I got carried away yesterday or the day before yesterday I got carried away trying to show off. I felt invincible. I overdid it. Yeah, I've never used a projector before. I'm kind of interested in having a massive screen on my wall.

What was that? Subscriber. Oh wow, thanks. Five gifted subs. Holy shit. Wow. Thanks chicken feet. Mr. Neal now, say thank you. So regenerous. We've got so many subscribers in the chat now. I like it on this stretch. It's funny. Hit the wrong button. What? <laugh> What do you mean? I like the way the gifted subs kind of docks who's watching, because I don't know who's watching. There's no list. But when it gives random people subs, you can see who gets it. It'd be fun if it says Sunny, gifted one sub, received one sub. It's really nice in here with this rug now. It feels cozy.

Crips looks absolutely delicious. Thanks. We're gonna make babies. Whose cat is it? I have no idea. It started coming over around maybe a month ago. Maybe two months ago I first saw it. It definitely wasn't here when I first moved in. I don't know where it came from. It can't be a stray. If it was a stray, it would look very scruffy and dirty, wouldn't it? <laugh> Buy a collar for it when it's probably someone else's cat. Sunny actually told me, I think she said she had a cat, but then it disappeared and she found out, they found out it would just start living at someone else's house.

Imagine Pushkin does this too, like he just goes into the gypsy's house and sleeps there. Cats aren't loyal. A dog would never do this. Can you imagine someone's dog just going over to the neighbor's house and having a nap? Yeah, a dog would be cool, wouldn't it? Imagine I'd get a little puppy, little German shepherd. Yeah, but then I'm trapped in the UK forever. No traveling. I'd be stuck here. Unless getting a dog or a cat would get me views. That way I don't have to travel to get views. I don't know. Like I get... I feel conflicted between... I wanna travel and have a crazy life so I get views. But if I could get the same views by having a lazy life, here, I'd probably rather just do that.

Crazy life or lazy life? I kind of wanna travel. Like there's like some kind of excitement in me at the idea of Thailand. I'm not sure why though. There's like a different smell in the air, a change of atmosphere escaping the cold winter. No, I was planning to go to Thailand before AJ asked if I wanted to meet. I was already talking about Thailand for Asia's, about winter and saving money, but this time, I guess not saving money because I'll come back here. I can just leave this place for months, can't I, and then come back. They won't know. For all they know, I might not have even been here for the whole time as long as I just keep paying rent.

Do I secretly fuck the lady boys? Oh, if I did fuck a lady boy, trust me, it would not be secret. I'd be raving on about it all day. My experience with the lady boys... Dammit, my shirt's dirty already. I got oil stains on it. I should wear the apron. I really should wear that apron when frying stuff getting splashed. I'm pretty sure I can go to Japan and I'll be fine. You know, I'm still waiting for my background check for the Tylee visa. When did I start it? It must have been two weeks ago now.

Huh. The Bella Box guy said I need an ethernet cable. I don't have one. Ethernet cable will be needed for initial setup of the new Bellerbox. Oh, I might buy it now then. It'd be annoying if it came and I can't even set it up. How much is Tire Elite? 15,000 pounds. Yeah, let me check, check the email. From the Tire Elite thingy. 17th of June. We have successfully submitted your Tire Elite Visa application today. Background check process takes three to four weeks. 17... It's been about two weeks then. Well, I don't even want the Tire Elite Visa anymore. I was only gonna get a Tire Elite Visa if I was actually planning on leaving and selling the car.

Why, why would I want a five-year Visa now? Then I'd have to leave this place. I'll get an Ethernet, Ethernet. Ethernet cable. Just get this one, whatever. Get the first one that pops up. Don't even check it. That's how the rich... The rich. Meow, meow. Meow, meow meow. Sweeping on my carpet. Been very lazy. Is that close enough? I can't move back. My elbow is stuck on the beanbag. ASMR cap channel now. <laugh> Scared me. Yeah, I did actually used to poke Jahiro in the face when she was asleep. <laugh> It was funny. I used to block her nose so she couldn't breathe. <laugh> I put my finger in her nostril and then her mouth would open, like, like that. <laugh> Stick my finger up a chocolate starfish.

Miss the meow meow. Making $18 an hour filming a cat. Oh, the bean bag's all squished. Is it okay? Yeah, it's just sleeping. Tuck it out. Oh, shit, the stock market. I forgot. Oh, I'm up 12 pounds. Holy shit. Look at it rip. I'm up, um, 11 pounds. Won't take profit. Mm. I don't know. I feel like it's still going. I don't know. I feel like it's str... Oh, it's still going. I don't know. Should I take profit? I'm up 11 pounds. Mm. That's like an hour of streaming on Kick. Oh, I'm up 12 pounds now.

12 pounds 40. Oh, I think I'm gonna take it. Although it could get back to these tops. Imagine if you went long from there, you'd be up 20 pounds. Uh-oh. Mm. Take it or not taking it. Oh, I'm up 13 pounds now. 13. It's ripping. Give it some food. Mm, I don't know if that's a good idea. It would start to just live here if I gave it food. I though about giving it some fried chicken, but... Yeah, water has some catnip in it. It doesn't look scruffy enough to be a stray cat. It's been here for hours now.

When's it going? I don't feel like I've stolen it. Uh-oh. I'm only up. Why doesn't it focus? I'm up 13. 13.70. Oh, it's still going. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. We ripping. I wanna get out of this before 10 past. The macro ends. I'm up 15 pounds. Yeah, I think I'm out. I'm out. Fuck it. I took profit. I took 15 pounds. We're nearing the end of the macro anyway, so... I exited at around 22,750. 22,740, I, I got out. I took the 15 pounds easy. That was like a one hour on kick streaming. But I'm still down massive on these shorts.

Holy shit. Getting wrecked. Just made 15 pounds, easy money. But I think it's having a dream. It's twitching. So I think the Thai Elite Visa background check results might come in next week. But I'm not gonna buy it anyway. I don't really want the fif - hm, I don't know. For example, what if I actually get kicked out? Then I would probably buy the Thai Elite. Um, I guess if I've passed the background check, I don't have to buy it straight away. Surely the background check should be valid for a while. Like if I have a year to buy the Visa after getting the check approved, that'd be pretty good.

DTV, yeah, but then I've got to go to immigration and extend it. And I've also approved my online income. I guess I make pretty good online income now with Kik. But then I get, um, I lose my nice UK life with my car and my cat. Ah, I like my UK life. Look at the weather. My UK life is cozy. I wanna go to Thailand, but I don't know about moving there. It's hard. I like my UK life. I don't really know. I don't know anymore. I'm so confused. I think my life is better than suspenders.

I think I'd rather live in the lush British countryside. But then Bangkok condo life in a nice condo does seem pretty nice. Thailand's tempting because for 1,500 a month, which is my expenses here, I could live in such a nice place, like penthouse suite condo in Bangkok. It would be a lot cheaper too, no, um, road tax, council tax, car insurance, all that kind of stuff. Thaily is cool because you just drop your passport off at the office. They go to immigration for you and do it all. When you have to go to immigration, it's an all day thing.

I remember going there as early as I could, 9:00 AM. You would still, it would still take all day. You would end up going home about 5:00. When it wears off, when the catnip wears off, isn't it just gonna start sniffing it again and go high again? The rug is infused with catnip now. Yeah, I'm very conflicted. I guess if money's no problem, I really don't mind living in the UK, but I wouldn't mind going to Thailand for winter. Will the cat stay overnight? No, I'm gonna kick it out when it wakes up. Otherwise, it's owners are gonna start worrying.

No, I didn't drug the cat. I gave it some catnip, which is a naturally occurring plant. Look his little feet. I wonder how old it is. Probably a year or two. Stop it. Some more catnip in front of its nose. I think it's had enough catnip. God, his beanbag's messed up. It's doing something. <laugh> Look at his ear. Meow meow. <laugh> Looks so comfy. I wonder if my shoes are dried yet. He can't even open his eyes. The shoes look kinda weird, like they were warped. The, the soles are bent up. They're like clown shoes.

I think maybe the fabric has shrunk and it's pulling the soles up. I put the shoes in the washing machine at 60 degrees. I think they're warped. They look warped. They smell really cl- clean and nice and clean now though. Mr. Miaomio had a nice shower, a nice wash. Messed it all up again. Situation with Sunny. Yeah, it's been over for months now. She kind of reappeared. About a month ago, she reported my channel. She started going on a reporting rampage. She reported my channel, Turkey Tom's channel. Not the channel, I mean the videos. Turkey Tom had to blur out his video too. She went on a rampage reporting everyone.

She reported Wallamo's video as well, because there was footage of Sunny in it. The shoes look fine. I've just got to stretch them out again. So warm in here. Getting kind of hot. Wow, 24 an hour would be amazing. Oh God, my back's killing me. I really hope it's better tomorrow. Dammit, market's still ripping. I think I exited here. It went up. I think I could have made 20 pounds instead of 15. Oh, well. Yeah, I'm getting these weird scam, spam advertising comments now, saying they can boost my chats and viewership stuff. How much am I making on Kik? About $2,000 a week.

Why did I have catnip? Someone sent it to me. Oh, God, my back hurts so much. Oh, that's torture. I think I can make 8K a month if I do this. Why 428 in overdraft? I paid my electric bill, 158, and then I bought a projector, 150. And I also bought this Nighthawk Modem, 450. So my first week of pay on Kik completely disappeared straight away. I'll get my second pay tonight or tomorrow night. It should be 1,416 pounds, which is $1,900. Pretude just by filming a cat. I can't wait for the end of July.

I should be able to pay off all my debts this month, apart from my mom's debt. That will take at least three to four months. Three to four months grinding, but Crypt might be coming in August, so that could speed things up or slow things down, today. Obviously it won't be streaming all day with Crypt. I've got to turn the stream off for a bit, I guess. I think with Crypt, we focus on actually doing stuff, keep the stream shorter, but more interesting, rather than drawn out with not much going on. Well, I try and stream as much as I can, but obviously we're gonna be having sex, so...

We're probably gonna be having sex half the day. Like right now, I could do with some sex, to be honest, getting hard. I usually like sex around the afternoon. Usually around now I'd bang Bobby before Kick started. Miaomiao. Yeah, did you see those two helicopters I was filming before the cat came? Wonder what they're up to. Military operations, what are they preparing for? Better not start World War III now that I'm rich. That would be just my luck. Finally start making good money and then the world blows itself up. Now your money's useless, kind of. I really doubt people were doing much traveling and having fun during World War II. Like can you imagine how annoying it was? Imagine like you just started off your sausage business and were you starting to make some good money and then bloody World War II starts.

How irritating. I mean, it only lasted four years, I guess. As long as you could survive it, you're good. But unlucky to all those young guys. Nice and young at the wrong time. If only they were born 10 years later, they could have experienced life in the roaring twin - in the roaring whatevers after the World War II thing happened as a young man. That's the scary thing about life. I don't know what's gonna happen. My dad was lucky. He lived in between... What the fuck's that? He lived in between World War II and before World War III started.

I don't know what that noise was. Neighbors banging something. Oh my God. Fucking DIY. Here we go. You are. People really can't just sit at home and do nothing, can they? Do something. Oh, my back's killing me. I meant he was lucky in the way that he avoided any world wars, and the world was pretty peaceful. 70s and 80s were pretty good times to be alive. Cheap property. None of this internet stuff to get in the way. <foreign>. I don't think he lived a miserable life. I think his life was pretty fulfilling. Korea, kids, family, house. It's all you want, isn't it?

Traveling, traveled all around the world as well. I don't think I've ever said he was never happy. I never said that once. I've actually said the opposite. I've said he must have been pretty happy quite a lot of times. I don't know where you got that from. I literally said it a couple hours earlier. He must have had a pretty nice life. Now that I view his life from an adult man's point of view, instead of as a kid's point of view, he seems pretty cozy. I don't have any of that. So uncomfortable. No, I'm not going out.

I'll go out tomorrow. I'm gonna get a saviloid tomorrow, and my sister's pregnant. So she's probably tired all the time, or however pregnant women feel. It must look weird. I haven't seen it. She said her belly's really big now. Last time I saw her was in December when Sunny, Sonny came over. No, wait, last time I saw her must've been Christmas. She nearly headbutted the camera. Why do they just randomly clean a random part of their body for no reason? Maybe it itches. I've never been more uncomfortable in my whole life. I can't. I just can't find a way to sit where it doesn't hurt.

Oh. Yeah, I'm babysitting the cat. We must protect it. It is fragile. Duh. See her belly. On the cat's belly. What if it gets pregnant and then comes here and it's like 12 kittens? I'd be doomed. I wouldn't have the heart to just leave them. I'd end up, my life would just become looking after 12 kittens. I could sell them though. 250 per kitten? 12 kittens. I make 3000 pounds. Maybe she's not neutered. I think it's a girl, I don't know. Imagine one day it comes back here pregnant. They can all poop in the garden.

Uh, no, Mark is still ripping. Oh God. I shouldn't have sold. It's still ripping. I think I sold. Here. I sold there, it carried on going. Yeah, cat's been here all afternoon. I though it was just gonna come in and go out. Yeah, maybe if I open the door it would go out. Hmm. It is getting hot, but the neighbor's doing power tool drilling or something. Mr. Mio. How's Tesla doing? The whole barrack gold's ripping 1.2% today. Tesla. Ooh, Tesla up 4% today. Pretty good. And Russell? Wow, Russell doing nicely today. How's my money doing?

Cool. 4,280. Nice. Went up 100 pounds today, 115. Russell is up 3.7%. I'm up 64 pounds. 4284 plus 268. My stocks are at 4552 in total. <foreign>. Do I think pot noodles are the best instant noodles? Yes, easily. Closely followed by Demaya Ramen from Nishen, Japan. Those are pretty good. Those are good because you can put extra stuff to it, into it like an egg or some bacon and onions. Whereas pot noodle, you eat it as it is, really. My feet all sweaty. No, I don't like supernoodles. The sauce, I mean, the soup is very bland, boring, uninspired, and the noodle's very floppy.

I can't believe someone was in here earlier in the chat recognized me from my Elden Ring video. I said, "How are you here if you don't already know who I am?" He said he was on the browsing IRL segment on Kik and just clicked it. And then he was like, "Lo, I recognize your voice." <laugh> That's funny. A million people have seen that video, and I guess a lot of people on Kik are gamers. I still get comments on my gaming channel stuff like, "Oh my God, is this hiding in my room? I forgot about you. Yeah, you and 100,000 other people, that's why my child's dead. They all forgot about me.

Version Elden Ring, my new projector, 100 inch diameter. I wanna test out my shoes. Yeah, the videos. First put on Golden Valutas, flame gram drink. Oh my God, insane damage. I just one shot this enemy that's 50 levels lower than me. I just went around one shotting of things. Well, it's a pretty good projector. It's not super expensive. I'll show you the one I got. I got the weamest 32,000 Lumens Bluetooth 1080P, 50% Keystone. It's 197, but I got the promotional code. Went down to 140. Coming tomorrow. But if you look at all the other projectors, they all cost around the same.

I think they all pretty much do the same thing. P62 native 1080p projector. That looks good. Don't know how much better it is if you buy a more expensive projector. As I've learned, more expensive doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna be better. I don't wanna buy a really expensive one. See how good this one is. It might be good enough. Some are really cheap, 56 pounds. 460. So I think 200 pounds is like mid-range. I don't need a super expensive one. Why is my kick not opening? Is the kick app glitching? What's the labor doing? The app's saying I'm offline.

It's not offline, is it? The kick app's being weird. Oh, it's fine now. Okay, so how much is a laser projector then? Why's my phone being really slow? I think it's because it's hot. The stupid thing gets hot and then it gets really slow. 2,600. Yeah, it better be fucking good for that price. Triple laser projector. Ooh, 530. Three laser projector. Damn it, maybe I get that one. Are you sure laser's a lot better? Maybe I get both and I compare them. Nebula three laser projector. 529. Ooh, interesting. Don't know. I'll try out my projector first. And if it's really rubbish...

I think I need to stand up. My back's killing me. Oh my God. No. And it's boiling in here. So this is my new room set up in case you missed it. I moved my sofa there and my computer's over there. And what I'm gonna do is the projector is gonna project onto this wall for movies, games, and watching myself on the stream. I'm gonna have massive projected image of myself so I can see what I look like. Oh, now I'm interested in this triple laser projector. Is it really that much better? I gotta do research now.

I don't know. I mean, 500 pounds of projector. Maybe it'll be on sale. 2,600, Jesus. 1,600. 1,800 4k tri - LED laser. Might as well get a massive TV at that point. And this room is pretty dark already. It's just because the light's on. If I turn the light off... See? And then shut this curtain. It gets pretty dark. You feel it? Oh, otherwise I get a TV and I put it in that corner somewhere. Oh, my back. No, the cat's fine. He's just having a snooze. TV's better. Yeah, but it's expensive, isn't it? I'll try the projector, because then I can have a huge screen all over the wall. Imagine porn. Massive naked woman on the wall. Oh, fuck the wall. I'll get her pussy, like, nice and big on the wall. Attach my flashlight to the wall and, like, fuck a massive giant pussy.

How about that? Let me go and get my shoes. See if they're fixed. The cat's moving. Meow meow. Mm? Me, meow meow. Okay. See, look, she's smiling. Oh, I'm tired. There's no way Crips is coming and not having cereal. That's, like, the whole reason she's coming. Then I'd have to kick her out. Okay, try the shoes on. They're still wet. They're not dry yet. They smell really good, though. It is kind of weird why they've bent upwards. They're still wet. Hm. Still sleepy. She's just gonna sleep all day. Mm. Mm, laundry's smelling good. Uh, I feel so tired. God damn back.

I'm excited to test out my new home cinema set up. Bring the girls over, get some popcorn, movie on the wall. Hm. Hm. Testing. Who's doing the N-word? No N-words. I shall have to ban you. That is my obligation as a streamer. No racists in my stream. I really hope my back's better tomorrow. I can't live like this. I can't live like this. Maybe I make the Lego, the Lego kit. They said the bella box is completed and ready to go. Oh God. Oh, I can't even crack my back. It hurts too much to twist it.

Damn it. The market ripped a lot more since I sold. Uh, could've made an extra six pounds, I think. Build the Lego. Okay. The cat's still sleeping. Look at it. The door's open. Oh, my back is killing me. I need deep tissue massage. I wanna get those wireless mics again so I can sit on the sofa and stream, because I don't know how to... Hmm. I could. I could move the table there, put the laptop on the table, attach the mic to the table, but it won't really reach. I need a tie massage. Hmm. I've got a delivery coming today, but it's just energy drinks. I mean, sports drinks with electrolytes.

Nothing interesting. I wonder if my... You know when I sit upright all the time, I wonder if that hurts my back. What's gonna happen to the monitor? I have to box it up, take it to the post office. But I'm gonna wait until my back feels better until I do it. I can't carry that massive monitor very well. I can carry it like that, but when it's in the box, I won't be able to carry it like that anymore, so it's gonna be hard to grip onto. What energy drink? Uh, I don't know. Some random brand on Amazon.

And I've got a new iPhone power adapter. I mean, USB adapter. It's just called Boost. Boost Isotonic Sports Drink. Hydration, vitamin B12 and B6 electrolyte drink. Oh, my back's killing me. Ah, I don't know what to do. Sitting down doesn't make it better. Maybe standing up's better. Uh, no matter what I do, it hurts. It's fucking annoying. Oh my God, there's another cat. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, the other cat's gonna get the cat in it. Oh, my God. I though they were gonna fight. Oh, my God. Now there's two. The black cat doesn't usually come in.

The black cat's way bigger than the other cat. Oh my God. Where's he going? Aren't you brave? I think he wants more catnip. Yeah. Oh my God, he's on the bowl of water. No, no, no. Wow. He's got water everywhere now. Oh, he got rid of one cat, now we've got another one. The, the other one's over there under the chair. I don't think he likes the black one. The black one's a lot bigger. It's like Black Panther just squeezed out the leopard. He just rolled onto the bowl of water, he's all wet now. The black cat came in, rolled in it, ran away because he got scared of it and then came back in.

The other cat's hiding, but it's over there. Oh. This cat's massive. This one might have a higher tolerance because he's bigger. And there's also less of it on the rug, so he might not get knocked out like the other one did. Listen here, if you're gonna stay in my house, you'll pay. Where's he gone? What are you doing? <laugh> This shitty black cat and chased it off like it thinks it's his home. Where'd they go? They're gone. The other cat wants it to come back. Gone. I wonder if it comes back. Black cat's aggressive. Oh, a cat and it fall over my floor. Mm, clean it up.

But it's gone now. Thanks, black cat. Ruining the fun. I wonder if they come back. That was funny. No, I've got a tiny vacuum, but not a big one. Oh, my laundry. I forgot. Mm. Fresh. You know, life in the UK, not bad. You got cats, you got food, sofa. Hmm. I was wondering if I rotate the sofa, but then it'll block the door, won't it? Yeah. It'll block the door. It would completely block the door. Bit annoying. So it's either have this bit sticking out or rotate it and then have it block the door.

Really annoying. Or I move the sofa here, then it'll be like... And then have the projector aimed at this wall. Hmm. Tricky. I'm not moving anywhere. What do you mean I'm gonna move? Who says I'm moving? No, the cats are gone. Hmm. This room layout's tricky. If you put the sofa back and then just had a TV here, it would be fine. But I wanna project because I want the whole wall to be a TV. It's kinda weird with this bit sticking out. Hmm. Projector, that'd be good. Might get a TV otherwise. Put the TV on that table, fill up that corner. And then I gotta move the sofa and everything back again. Annoying.

Don't know what to do. Imagine telling me to get a job at McDonald's when I'm making more than you make at McDonald's per hour by doing nothing in my house. Wow, it sounds really tempting. Hm, I could be doing nothing in my house, or I could be slaving in McDonald's for the same or less money. Sounds real tempting, not retard the comment of the day. Is that a serious comment or are you just retarded? As if anyone would choose to work at McDonald's over what I'm doing now. Relaxing in my house, playing with cats, or slaving away at McDonald's for eight hours a day.

Really dumb. Fucking dumb and stupid. What most people would work at McDonald's and relax at their house being paid the same. You're such a fucking moron. You're so fucking stupid. You're like actually fucking brain dead. How fucking stupid? Stupid fucking bitch. Just fucking fucking before I shut it for you. Dumb fucking fuck fuck. The more I win at life, the more agitated haters get. I get paid to clean my own house. I'll clean that cat nip up. I feel better when I, my move, if I move around and be active, the back hurt, hurts less.

It seems to hurt more when I sit down and don't move. Just try and tidy up the house really. Yeah, so what am I supposed to do? Just stand up the whole time. Oh. Two cats ran off and never came back. Oh, he's back. Look, he's back. Well, well, well. Back again. He's scared off the other one, now he's back. Oh, no, he's scared now. This one wasn't really affected much by it. The other one went crazy. This one's stronger. Huh. I'm surprised he didn't want more catnip. Now look at this patch of catnip. Maybe just leave it there. The other one might come back.

Oh God, I don't know what to do now. Hmm. Did you see the cats chasing each other? They're fighting for the catnip. Oh God, the back pain has gone down into my leg now. It's like hip joint pain now. It's down here, look. It feels painful here now. It started off here and it's gone down. No, I'm not preparing to move. I have a projector coming and I moved the sofa here, so we sit here and we can watch movies on the wall whilst Crypt gives me a BJ. Whoa. No, this feels just like when I had chlamydia and I got joint pains and it hurt to lift my leg up.

Oh God, it was like constant pain all day. Sitting, standing. The only relief is when he goes to sleep. The black cat chased the other cat off. Was having a nice snooze. Yeah, so I get a projector and then we can blow it up on the wall 100 inches on the wall. It'll be so good. And I could play Maria Kart on the wall. Mark it ripped today. I think I got out here and it carried on ripping a bit more. Made 15 pounds, pretty good. I could have made 30 if I bought it here where it was obvious it was gonna rip.

Will it have sound? I think, yeah, it's got built-in speakers. Um, no, I haven't returned the switch because the stupid UPS guy hasn't come. You're my age and don't have aches. Yeah, because you don't lift, do you? You're probably skinny, like a weak thing. Can you even lift though? Can you buy 15 kg? I doubt it. I wouldn't have backache either if I didn't lift. Uh, no, I'm not moving in back to my mom's. I'm making 8K a month now. I'm gonna buy her house out. It's gonna be my house. Yeah, make 8K a month from kick. I've made 2K already this week. 2K a week? Uh, don't think I'm moving to Thailand. I'll go there for a trip, like a month or two. I don't know about getting a visa and everything.

I don't know. I'll work out of the UK before it gets too cold. I like driving and having a car, and there's so many places to explore here. I just need my back to get back to normal, and I need the Bella Box. The Bella Box guy said it's ready. He's gonna ship it today or tomorrow. It might come on Friday or Saturday. Hopefully. Do you think it's gonna tank? It looks like it's gonna tank. Look, that's so gonna tank. Oh yeah, the Lego set. I forgot. Someone got me Lego. Where's the picture? Hm. Easy. I've been doing Lego since I was five years old.

It's gonna be so easy. Oh my God. So it's supposed to look like... Well, they really went all in on the design. Like the concept of this piece. They even made artwork for it. M- made artwork, like it's... Art imitate- imitates nature. Theobona Lego model designer. The concept behind the idea of the Lego kit. It's like they're taking it so seriously. Oh my God. I'm making it now. Oh my God. <laugh> It went flying everywhere. Oh, the bits are so tiny. They look like a little banana. <laugh> Okay, so... Where's the picture of the whole thing?

Oh, okay. So it's supposed to look like that. Hm. I think some of it fell on the floor, but I got it back. Oh, my God. It looks like a little banana. The hell does this bit go? Um... Mm. What's this brown thing? Okay. I've got this. It probably goes on here. See? See, easy. Fucking easy. See, look. Oh, easy. <laugh> And then this one. So this goes at the bottom. Mm-hmm. What are these brown bits? Oh, my back. Oh, okay. Oh, they're not brown, they're gold. Prediction. Will Daniel complete the Lego? <laugh> Will Daniel complete the Lego today? <laugh> Mm.

Mm. Oh. Mm. It's gotta go onto something. What's that for? Probably this. No. Whoo, hoo, hoo, shoo. God, it's been a while since I held a Lego brick. It's just not Lego unless it's a proper brick. Like, this is not Lego, that's a banana. Maybe like that. Oh. But it's this thing. I don't understand where that hole is supposed to go into. Jesus. You hear that sound? Maybe this brown one goes here. I wonder if it goes like that. Well, there should be another brown brick. I don't see it. Hm. Yeah, that's Deepak. Why? Who's asking? Oh, maybe this speaker is in the middle. Oh, fucking hell.

If I use the booklet, it's cheating. That's lame. What's the point in doing it if you just cheat? You might as well just come pre-built at that point. I never cheat. Oh. This probably goes here like that. Hm. Oh, my God. I can't be bothered. Oh. Hm. What? Maybe this big goes here. No. I don't even know how you connect the stems together. Oh. These red things go in the hole like that. What is that for? What is it? Ha ha, you came to kick. Yep. Finally. After struggling on YouTube, I finally gave up. If you can't beat them, join them.

What's this little green thing for? Oh, my god like that. So this bit is the bowl, yeah? And then these bits go on top, don't they? But they don't stick there. How do they stick on top? They're supposed to have these bronze bits going around it. Shut up, I'm trying to do it. Stop whining. Where do I live now? In Devon. In the UK, I had a girlfriend who So I moved here to be with her, and then she dumped me. She's a stupid idiot. And I'm stuck here in a house. War never changes. Now we'll get a new girl.

Why are women never happy? I don't get it. How does this bronch bit go around the green bit? Worst girlfriend ever. Didn't even suck. Dick. No, I'm not going to Canada. Canada's coming to me. Really don't know. <laugh> Start prediction if I'll finish. I think that's pretty obvious. I think it's pretty obvious I'm not. I just made my own thing, maybe. Fuck the rules. Yeah, whatever. I don't need the picture. I'll make my own thing. I've been making Lego my whole life. So that'll go like this. And this goes like that. I never follow the rules anyway. That's how I get to where I am in life. That's how I win at life.

See, look, I don't need the stupid rules. I make, I make it my own way. Fucking rules. No one ever got rich by following the rules. Am I right or am I right? Yeah, exactly. See, look, just like the picture. Mm, it's upside down though. Mm. I understand why. Like, you put this on top here, I guess. Don't you? Ooh. This bit can go on here. Counter. Oh, it does, look. Ding, ding. What the hell's that noise? Sounds like the most retarded donkey ever. I don't even know what that is. Oh, look. That goes in here.

<laugh> What's that? Is that how it's supposed to look? Pretty sure that's how it's supposed to work. Maybe put this in the middle like that. Look. Oh, look. <laugh> We're making a boob. Oh, look. It goes in there. Oh, this goes in here too. Genius strikes again. It's supposed to go like that. And then I put this here. It's too small. Maybe these bits. Ooh. Ooh. Cool. What's this do? <laugh> Broke it. Okay. This is not an efficient design. It won't fit you. It keeps breaking. Put this in. I can make a better design than they can. Watch. It's just watch and learn. I've been doing a Lego since I was five years old.

<sing> look at that. The chrysanthemum most beautiful flower ever. I need more of these. Pull this one out. Put this one in. Was that in? This one goes out. Oh. Mm. Mm. Mm. Put this one in there. This one is there. Where's this go? I think these are the feet. Yeah. So these are the feet, I guess. Like that. Mommy, look, I did it. I wanna have a sweetie. Very nice, Daniel. Well done. Hm, where does this leaf go? Maybe like that. Oh, God. I can't be bothered. Oh, that is killing me. I don't understand how you make all the flowers come out.

Oh, oh, there it goes on there. Imagine the guy who designed this, watching this, rolling in his grave. Hopefully he painstakingly designed this to be a beautiful work of art, watching it getting butchered. Okay. It looks like a weird crab. Back killing me. Oh, God. Hm. It kind of looks like the fire. How's that supposed to look like a flower? It's called weird alien spider crab. Oh. Oh. Ah. It goes like that. Remember this? Right. No. Remember that? <laugh> What is it supposed to be? It's supposed to be this. Uh, nearly got it. <laugh> Why doesn't mine look like that? <laugh> No, it's supposed to have these bits coming out. Okay.

Mine's lacking in luster. Many lusters are lacking. Oh, I think my Amazon's here. Oh no, seven to nine PM, Jesus Christ. So seven to nine now. It's so late. Imagine delivering for Amazon at seven to nine o'clock. What a nightmare. I remember the days when I first started Amazon Flex. Me and Sunny were out until half 10 at night. Sunny looked like she was gonna start crying. It was our second shift. The first one was really easy, so we got cocky. The second day, it was a nightmare. We got lost, couldn't find the houses, lost the parcels in the back of the car. By the time it's half 10, we nearly finished. Sonny was actually gonna have a mental breakdown.

I know how to treat my women to a good time. Okay. Where the little flower, because it's this. Yeah, I did one. Pay out the shoe thing. It's not dried yet. I haven't tried it on yet. I need to try it on, see if it actually fits. I'll put this one here for that. And then that way. And this bit goes here for that. Put that here. Put this here. And then I put on, on... Well, I put it under here for some reason. Yeah, I think I'm seven and a half size. It's supposed to look like that. Why doesn't mine look like that?

Supposed to have multiple stems coming out, not just one. You could do that. I didn't choose this. Someone sent it to me. You think I'm gonna buy aL? Oh, shit. I put that one there. That like that. Like this, like that. And then maybe this goes in there. No, it's too long. Fucking hell. Put that one there. Mm, this one can go in there. Ah. Maybe like that. <sing>. No, it doesn't seem like an AJ gift because AJ hates plants. She likes meat. I mean, she hates plant-based food. She'd probably send, like, a steak Lego kit if it was Asian.

You're doing it all wrong. I do it how I wanna do it, okay? It's my Lego. Get your own loo. My Lego, my rules. Do it how I want. The rules are stupid, anyway. I make my own rules. See, look. Do you need to follow rules? It looks just like the picture. Suck it. Actually, looks better than the picture. Yeah, I had connex, and I fucking hated it. I raged and I smashed it into tiny bits. My granddad had a set of it. No, not connects. Macano. It was like metal strips with holes in it, and you get nuts, and you tighten it together. Macano. I raged and I smashed it.

I was like, "Fucking fucking stupid thing." I raged at it hard. <laugh> Look at this. Why does everything I do fall apart?. This is age 18 actually. I'm pretty sure it said age 18 on the box. Oh, there's supposed to be two flowers. I need a second flower. So stupid. I'll put it here. Um, okay I need this bit and then I need maybe... Yeah, maybe. Maybe like that. Look at that. Let me put this here. Yeah. See? Don't even need the instructions because I'm a genius. Oh, my back's killing me. Oh my God. Why can't I do this here?

I wanna put a leaf under it, but it's too big. Yeah, it is 18 plus. It's very difficult. It's for adults only, actually. Where does it want me to put a leaf like that? Let me put the leaf how I wanna put it. Put it like this. That's pretty good. I run out of the little clip things. Oh, the window. Window's crazy. I've got so many little banana things, but I can't clip them on. Oh, these are the flowers. How does that work? What about that? Well, there's so many bits left over. Uh, I think it's finished. Whatever.

Good enough. It looks the same. No. <laugh> It looks the same as the picture. <laugh> Put these little red things on. Whatever. Good enough. Oh, the back's killing me. <laugh> Eh. Whatever. Leftover bits. Mm. I finished it. Oh, and the play oaks balls now, this is boring. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, my back hurts. Huh. I might try my shoes again. Hopefully they're dry now. Dry enough. I think they're shrunk. Shit. I think they're shrunk. It feels really tight. Oh, no. I think my shoes are shrunk. Eh. I don't know. It seems smaller. They feel smaller than I used to.

I don't know. I don't know. This got a massive hole. I think I need new ones anyway. Oh, they've definitely shrunk. Yeah, they're definitely smaller now. Bucking you up. I can barely get them on. I don't know. Hm. Maybe they'll stretch back out. I reckon they'll stretch. Don't you think they'll stretch? I don't understand how putting it in the washing machine makes it smaller. Testing. Yeah, so I think they are kind of destroyed, just because they've shrunk. I don't know if I can wear them anymore. I didn't feel too tight on my toes. It's just getting my foot into it. I felt a lot harder than usual.

My back's killing me. Hm. Wow, Tesla rips today. Tesla rips like 7%. Damn. I've got a fly in here. Oh my gosh. When's this backache gonna be over? <laugh> Every day, it's just misery. This is suffering by sitting down. So annoying. I can't even sit down in peace. Fucking backache. Ah. Oh. I feel so stiff. Like there's a metal rod in my back. Well, I chose that they were destroyed because if I can't use them anymore, then it's been destroyed. I try wearing them tomorrow, but if they're too uncomfortable and I have to use the big shoes.

There's just no way to sit down where it doesn't hurt. Oh, God. It's driving me crazy. Shut up. It's not just my back. It's like my joint as well, my hip joint. The pain seems to have moved down into my right hip joint and into my groin as well. The hell? Oh my God. <laugh> Do you think the back pain can trigger the chlamydia arthritis? It's 6:00 PM. Might make a coffee. Uh, Ask AI. It feels like it's not just back pain. It's like the whole area around my hip. Hey, Daniel. A couple days ago, I was working out and I got lower back pain, but now the pain is, like, in my hip joint area and groin area. Why? Sounds like you might have strained something during your workout. Pain can shift locations due to how your muscles and joints compensate. You might have irritated your hip joint or related muscles.

It's best to rest, gently stretch, and if it persists, seek medical advice. Take it easy for now. Also, I got chlamydia in 2014, and that triggered inflammation around my hip joints and also my knee joints, and it was kind of like reactive arthritis, but it went away. But since I got this lower back pain, it kind of feels like that got triggered again. It's possible that the previous inflammation is fla... Flaring up again. Reactive arthritis can sometimes reoccur, especially if your immune system gets triggered. I'd recommend seeing a doctor to get it checked out. They can offer the best advice and treatment plan to manage your symptoms. Take care of yourself.

Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, it's like the back pain is spread into my groin. It feels... This is what it felt like when I got chlamydia. I had all these aching pains around my joints, my hip joints. And it was hard to, like, lift my leg up and move. Oh, what's the doctor gonna do? He's just gonna say, "Oh yeah, you've got hip joint pain. Oh yeah, well, really. I already knew that." And then he'll say, "Here's some painkillers. I don't want painkillers. I want it to go away. If I take painkillers, I can't drive." Doctor's a waste of time. All they do is recommend medicine.

I know what medicine to get. Just get pain relief. All they're gonna do is say, "Oh, you need pain relief," and then rest. Really? Wow. You're getting paid 60K a year to give me that amazing advice. So thankful not. I don't need a stupid doctor. Overpaid bunch of morons that are gonna be replaced by ChatGPT soon. Imagine thinking a doctor has more medical knowledge than the combined databases of the entire internet used as a knowledge pool by AI. Basically, all a doctor is, is they're just pulling knowledge from research. It's not like they've done their own research. They just learn all this stuff and then remember it. It's not hard. We just need to remember stuff.

You basically just Google all this stuff. Doctors get it wrong all the time as well. Like they misdiagnose stuff. Useless profession. Doctors won't be around in a couple decades. I have robo-doctors. I've never gone to the doctor in my whole life. Maybe when I was a kid, because my mom took me. "Oh, Daniel, what's wrong? I think you have a cold. You need plenty of rest and water. "Wow, such amazing advice. Rest and water and some pills. Yeah, I do remember going to the doctor a lot with my mom, just for simple things like getting a cold or having a rash. Japanese people like that, they get a cold, they ask if you've been to the hospital, because they don't have doctors in Japan. They, they're just, everything's a buoying a hospital. I remember getting a cold and Tomako was like," Buenitu. "Imagine going to the hospital for a fucking cold, just goes to bed.

Japanese people goes to the hospital for everything. Like they get a little cut on the finger, they go to the hospital. Huh. You look miserable. I've been in constant pain the whole day and it doesn't go away. It's like nagging, aching feeling in my back. And no matter what I do, stand, sit or lie, it just doesn't go away. I'm dying. And now the pain is like in my groin. You know your, your groin bone, your pelvic bone is like there now for some reason. It feels like someone need me in the bulls. It's like deep aching, nagging pain.

Oh girl, I hope tomorrow is better. I think moving all my furniture around today did not help. I wish I could take the catnip. Humans don't have the receptors that make you high from it like cats do. And I guess marijuana, the chemical that makes us high, uh, is also an insects repellent. These plants, they make these chemicals to repel insects, but then it has like this effect on us. The plant that, the catnip plant only affects cats. Might make a coffee. And this rug is really annoying. It makes it hard to push my chair back.

Look, it's getting stuck on the rug. The pain's all up in my rib cage too. It's like up here too. It's here. It's here and here and like here and here. It's like all this area is inflamed and in pain. Oh God, this is like hell. Might have to get new shoes. Why is it not rolling? One pair of shoes too small. The other pair of shoes too big. Stupid shoes. Oh my God, what if I put the big shoes in the washing machine at 60 and shrink them? Then they'll fit. I'm a fucking genius. Holy shit. I just put the big shoes in the washing machine and shrink them. Honey, I shrunk the shoes. <laugh> That's actually a good idea.

Some caffeine should help the inflammation. I hate buying new shoes. Most shoes look stupid. I just want nice simple black ones with a bit of white trim. Oh, my back. <laugh> Is mercury gonna tank now? I might enter a short. Max out short. Okay, I'm all in shorts now. I might put a stop loss on this because I don't want this one to get destroyed. I put a stop loss on this. I don't want this one to blow out of control. It's just, it's a high conviction short from here. Oh wow, there's actually bearish SMT.

Yeah, there's massive divergence. I'm going short here. That looks like an easy one. I wish I had a bath. A bath would be so nice. Back stretcher, this doesn't sound nice. The fuck would you say about my AJ? I will ban you into oblivion chubs. Watch your step. Ah. Oh, my back. I don't know if I like this camera angle. I miss my monitor angle. I can't even see my face. It's so tiny. What's the point of streaming if I can't even look at my beautiful self? The hell is that? Stupid wind. Maybe I'll get rid of this gray rug.

Oh, I can't wait to get my projector tomorrow. Gonna have hot bikini girls dancing on the wall. Ah. Oh, I'm up 60 pence. I told you this is a short. I already made 15 pounds longing it. I made another 15 pounds shorting it. I'll ride you up, I'll ride you back down. Ride you all day long. When I get my projector, I'm gonna get big, massive, naked woman dancing with a pussy out on my wall, and then I'm gonna put my fleshlight on the wall and then fuck the wall. I paid 140 for the projector.

Not too bad. Can you imagine this entire wall becoming a screen? That'd be insane. I'd play Rainbow six on it. I cannot do pushups, no way. I can barely get out of my chair. I don't even know if UPS are gonna come. Maybe I just give up and keep the switch. No, I didn't contact them. I contacted them about the monitor. They just said, "Sorry, the only thing we can offer is a repair. And then if it cannot be repaired, you'll get a replacement or a refund. Should've bought the extra protection guarantee thingy. I think in the future, I might actually buy that now. You know when you buy something on Amazon that gives you this choice? You pay a bit extra and you get, like, service protection breakdown thingy. I never get that. Maybe I should just give it a good kick before I send it off so it can't be repaired.

And maybe they give me my money back. I've only paid 200 pounds so far though, because I got it on a four-year contract and I got it nine months ago, so I've only paid 225.

Hmm. How can it not be repaired if all the wires are melted or something? They might think it's easiest, just give me a new one. They probably have thousands of them in stock. I can't believe it though. I've used monitors my whole life. I've never had a monitor just fail on me like that. What rubbish. Never gonna get an LG monitor ever again. Maybe it's O-Led. Maybe these O-Led monitors are not good. The screen cleaning thing is weird as well. Like it needs to clean the screen all the time. Oh. Oh God. I feel like today's probably the worst stream ever, just because I'm so miserable.

But we had some fun times, like, with the cats. The cat bit was cool. I had 160 viewers, and moving the furniture around was funny. I just wish I wasn't so miserable. No, I'm not going on antidepressants. I'm not depressed. I'm in pain. Antidepressants make you fat as well. Mm. No, I don't have the original package. And even if I did, it would be at my mama's house. You won't do anything to help the pain? I don't have anything to help the pain. Like what? I'm not going out to get anything. If I lift this leg up.

Oh. Oh, fucking up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. The other way. I lift my leg up. I don't use painkillers. They're not good for you. Dangerous. Didn't Bruce Lee die because he got addicted to painkillers? What about that show called House? He's addicted to Vicodin or something. I don't wanna get addicted to painkillers. No, Bruce Lee didn't get shot. He was taking some kind of medication. He had a heart attack, I think. I though his son got shot. Yeah, I'm scared. I get an allergic reaction to some stupid medicine. No, thanks. I don't know how these people are getting shot on set. They're using real guns. That's stupid. Like the, um, what's his face? Shot the woman.

His life's ruined now, isn't it? Yeah, Baldwin. Why do they put real bullets in the gun? Oh my God. Whole body's in pain. I don't know how I did that hike yesterday, because I was in pain during the hike. It feels worse today. There's no way I could do that hike today. I think it's definitely worse today. I want my projector. I wanna put my face on this big screen. I can't see what I'm looking at. Yeah, I've gotta be careful. Imagine Crips was coming tomorrow and I'm like this. I feel like I should just not work out two weeks before she comes, because I'm scared I'm gonna hurt myself again.

I need to be at full bodily functionality operating this. I remember Sunny came over once and my neck... I had horrible neck pain, like a metal rod was in my neck. I couldn't move. It was so bad. I had the worst neck pain ever. Oh God, it hurts when I sneeze. Oh my God. Oh. Oh, my whole torso and hips exploded in pain when I sneezed. Jesus. The, the neck pain just went away on its own. I don't know if I'd get my kick money tonight. It might be tomorrow night. It says it's on its way. Why are these banks so slow? I feel like it's too painful to lift my leg. I should lift it with my arm like that.

What's new? I'm in crippling pain. Yeah, I got it after midnight last time, but last time it said 2nd of July. This time it's saying 3rd of July. Wait, what? That doesn't make any sense. No, last time... Oh, what am I talking about? How can last time be 2nd of July when it was a week ago? I think I'm losing my mind. So yeah, maybe it will come tonight then. I don't know why I thought last time it said 2nd of July when 2nd of July was, is today. What? <laugh> h didn't make any sense. That made no sense.

No, last time, it said 26th of June, and it came midnight June. Yeah, so... Wait, tomorrow's the 3rd of July. Yeah, so it's gonna come tomorrow, midnight. Fucking hell. I though it's gonna come tonight. I can't even stand up straight. Also, I can't charge my phone because I don't have my USB adapter. Oh, great. Oh, I've gotta use my power link. Oh, God. I hate this chair with the legs. It's so hard to push the chair with your feet in the way without it hitting your feet. You don't know where the wheels are, because it, it spikes out like that. I keep hitting my feet with them when I'm dragging the chair or pushing the chair.

Hit my feet twice now. Hmm. Oh. Oh, I'm in so much pain. Oh, the pain. How many hours left? What time's it? Nearly seven. We've got five. I think we do five hours and we can get to 13 hours. Start the clock. Oh, thank God. I can't wait for today to be over. I just need to get in bed and go to sleep. The only thing that's gonna speed this process up is going to sleep. Oh my, oh, I'm gonna do this. Ah. Um, two, three, four, two, three, five hours. Stream lab. I've got catnip all over my carpet.

I don't remember what it was like not being in pain. Five hours. No, there's no hour cat. Why would there be? I'm delivering blockbuster thrilling entertainment, keeping thousands of people glued on kick.com. They're paying me handsomely. There's no cap. Well, yeah. Why would there be a cap? They want streamers to stream as much as possible, that's why they're paying us so much. It's the whole point. They need us to keep viewers here. Without us, they wouldn't have any viewers. Duh. I'm a long distance endurance streamer. I'm built for this. I'm not built for, like, short bursts of high energy, like I show speed, but I can do the slow, long grind.

I have no life. I have all the time in the world. Oh, that five hours looks pretty nice though. Very bite size. I made 240 for yesterday's 13 hour stream. Comes to about $18.46 per hour. So we've had good viewership numbers today too, so hopefully... Market's tanking. We talked about ripping. My shorts up, 87 pence. I made 15 pounds going long, and now I'm shorting it. I reckon it's gonna tank. Coming out of lunchtime. US lunchtime ending now. Actually, it ended a long time ago. I forgot what the times were now. I think the 150 macro gonna start. I forgot what times the macros were.

My, my brain is pounding with pain. God, it sucks having only one screen. I miss my monitor. When I get my projector, I'm gonna put it on this wall. The whole wall is gonna be, I don't know, stocks. Can I just project like a massive desktop screen onto the wall? I have chat stocks, my stream preview so I can see myself. Yeah, I wonder if the cat's gonna be desperate to get back in for more. The black cat had some, but he didn't fall asleep. The other one had some and then just fell asleep for hours. The black cat just walked off.

I think black cat's bigger, so more tolerance. There was a lot more of it on the floor when I gave it to the first cat. I wasn't gonna give it that much, but it knocked it out of my hand and got all aggressive. Started grabbing it. Hmm, hmm. One time, nearly seven. I probably make dinner about half seven-ish. I don't know when the UPS guy's coming. It just says... The bella box guy said he finished building my bella box. I think he's gonna send it tomorrow. No, he's already sent it. He gave me a tracking link.

But he said setting it up is not super easy, but he'll walk me through it. Might have to do that off-stream unless... I mean, it'd be really boring, wouldn't it? Yeah, he said I can test it out for free, and if I don't want it, I can give it back. Uh, well, what happened to the camera? Oh my God, now what? Silly technology. Maybe I'll just figure it out myself. Can't be that hard. He said I've got to plug it into my house wifi with an Ethernet cable to set it up. And then I don't know what else.

Why can't he set it up for me and then send it to me? It's gonna revolutionize my stream quality. No more lags. Well, this tripod's rubbish. Oh, pain. Oh, pain. That's what Faster used to say. Pain. He actually hasn't said how much he wants for the bella box. Better not be 500 pounds. Might send back the Nighthawk. You should have asked first. Uh, I'm pretty sure it'd be like 300-ish. Can't be that expensive. Wi-Fi card, thingy card, probably like 20, 30 pounds. And then the Raspberry Pi or whatever it's called, 200. The case. I think there's a cooling fan, I'm not sure.

What do you mean I'm trying to talk the guy down? I'm just guessing how much it's gonna cost. What are you talking about? How am I talking him down? This is the most retarded conversation going on on the Discord about my mom marrying Dave Gibson. Oh God, this community really is full of retards. Imagine thinking my mom and Dave Gibson are gonna get married. Why the hell would they get married? They don't even have cereal. They're not even in love. They just hang out for company. How would you... Why would they get married? So dumb.

Still no reply, TB. What, what do you mean I'm trying to talk the guy down? Come on, explain yourself. How did I talk him down? Hate to... I ask a question, I don't get a reply, and then I'll ask it again. Answer the question. How did I talk him down? I didn't talk him down. I was guessing the price of the beller box. What the hell do you mean? I didn't underestimate at all. I said it's probably like 300 pounds to build a beller box. How's that talking him down? As if I'm like disrespecting him, talking rubbish again.

So I feel it's more. Yeah, but do you know it's more? No, you don't. So, I mean, if I'm wrong and I underestimated the price, how is that like being rude to him? I'm not being rude to him. Well, I would be rude if I get the price wrong. You got a weird way of looking at things. I'm just wondering how much it costs because he hasn't said how much it costs. Why are you upset now? 'Cause you accused me of being rude to him even though he's doing me a favor. When I wasn't rude at all, you said I was talking him down, even though he's doing me a favor. What?

Yeah, it's like live views. It's basically the same, but cheaper. Live view costs about 800 pounds to 1,000 pounds. And the bonding service is like 400 a year. But it should cost like a couple hundred, three to 400 to build a bell box. And the bonding service is free, I think. And then you pay like $10 a month for a server. So it's supposed to be way cheaper than a live... It's like a DIY version of the Live View. But some people also, also say it's better than Live View. Apparently Sand Pepper uses it and suspenders.

I'm just wondering if the bonding is better than the IRL Pro app bonding. Yeah, you can use multiple SIM cards and it's supposed to boost the connection or make it more stable at least. Do sub goals. I am doing a sub goal. Can't you see it? I'm literally doing a sub goal right now. It says 14 out of 100. I'm in a lot of pain. Don't irritate me. The monitor, I don't know. I was using it yesterday and it just suddenly glitched and then wouldn't turn on again. I tried everything, unplugging it, different cables. Tried it with the switch too.

I only have back pain because I've been lifting dumbbells. I might not have done it properly. I use my back too much. I don't use painkillers. It's against my values. A real man embraces the pain and doesn't try to hide from it. I've already done all the Googling stuff with AI. There's no point messing about with it. I'm just gonna send it back to Amazon. They'll fix it. And if they can't, they'll give me a new one. No, I've never used paracetamol. Oh my God, the pain is in my ball sack. The pain went from my back to my ball sack.

Feels like I've been kicked in the nuts. No, I don't have any paracetamol. Why would I buy paracetamol after I just said I don't use painkillers? Obviously I don't have any painkillers if I don't use them. Only thing sunny left was sugar and lemon juice and toothpaste. Oh, now it hurts in my ball sack. What does my ball sack hurt? Is it my ball sac or is it my right hip joint? I think it's my hip joint. The lower back pain is spreading. One to 10. Probably a seven out of 10. It's not a sharp pain. It's like a dull, aching pain.

Muck, it's tanking. Come on. Tank. Oh wow, Russell 2000's ripping. Wow. Yeah, I think moving my furniture around probably made it worse. But I need to prepare for my projector. Maybe I should have done it tomorrow. Okay, fine. I have great pain tolerance, don't worry. Ah, huh. It comes in waves. Where's my Amazon package? Between seven and nine, my sports drink. Maybe if I go horizontal, it will feel better. I don't know about that. Eh, maybe a bit better. This is like incapacitated in a hospital bedstream set up. My stream set up when I'm in the ICU.

My back hurts because I was doing dumbbell exercises a couple days ago. And I use my back too much for the lifting. Just don't lift weights and you'll be fine. But then you won't have bulging biceps like me. These biceps don't come for free. No pain, no gain. Yeah. Getting my second kick pay, I think maybe tonight or tomorrow night. It probably tomorrow night, $1,900. One week of streaming. I'm aiming for 1,900 every week, 15 hour streams. Maybe 13 hours. Yeah, seven days. Seven days a week. Nice for seven days. Plans for tonight, I'm gonna make pasta.

Seven. What time would it be in four hours and a half? Well, I've done eight and a half, so an extra four and a half would make it to nine, 13 hours, which is fine. I think 13 hours is fine. I wanna get saviloi tomorrow. I gotta get food. Easy money sitting and talking here. This is what I'd be doing anyway, sitting here, but I'd be talking on Discord probably. I'm hoping tomorrow it'll be a lot better. Got more viewers now than when I had yesterday walking outside. Uh, so you, you're the only one saying the audio is bad. Are you sure it's not just you? Let me check.

Testing, testing. Testing, testing. Sounds fine. What the hell are you on about? Oh, Crip sent me pictures. She's at some kind of camp in the middle of the woods. Looks very nice. Oh, Aurora Borealis. She must be very north. If she can see the Aurora Borealis. Your shoes didn't get ruined. They did. They've shrunk and there's a hole in it. What do you mean? There's literally a hole in it. I mean, I can patch it up some super glue. But they look really clean and smell great. Oh, oh. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Fuck, it's refusing to tank.

Ooh, okay. Maybe I put the big shoes in the washing, try and shrink them. I really hate buying new shoes. Maybe do a shoe buying stream. I find it hard to find shoes I like. I like a very specific look. It's really weird why some things shrink when you put it in the washing machine, and then other things don't. Like the tea towels haven't shrunk. My socks haven't shrunk. Why does the shoes shrink? Maybe I could just go on the van's website and order the exact same pair. Order five of them. When does the shoe shrink? <laugh> You know, like the fox on. What does the fuck say?

Most of the pain feels like it's in my groin now. Did I buy a new car? Yep. Tesla Model Y sitting outside now. I remember Nepal guy said to me I should go visit my GP, and I got pissed. I forgot what it was about, but he had the audacity to suggest that I visit my GP as if I have a GP. And why are you calling it a GP? Just say doctor. Just say, why don't you go to the doctor? Why you say, why don't you visit your GP? I've never been to the GP in my life, general practitioner. I just call it the doctors. The GP. No, of course I'm not registered for a GP. I don't even know where they are.

It's called the doctors. I don't say the GP. Why would I call it the general practitioner? I'm stupid. He's a doctor. And I'm raging at Nepal guy because he said, "Why don't I visit my GP?" It was for something stupid, like I had a cough. I don't know. The only time I've been to a doctor was when... I remember being a kid when the doctor touched my willy. I don't remember why, but I remember him rolling my foreskin around like that. It was weird. Don't they do that in Japan? Everyone has to strip off and get checked. That's really weird.

I'm pretty sure it's a woman who did it as well. She's probably dead now. Looks like it's rubbish day today. Unbanned Walamo. <laugh> He's already unbanned. Whoops. Someone redeemed it on the day I banned Wallamo. He's already unbanned. Scammed. <laugh> The unbanned glue man. No, but I only timed him out for a week and it's been a week already, so he should be unbanned already. Who else is banned? Can I pay to ban Walla Mo? <laugh> Mm, no. Have no one left chatting if everyone gets banned. Unblock Sunny from WhatsApp. Imagine caring that much about Moon though. That's so weird.

No one even likes Moon anyway. I found it really strange how defensive or protective over Moon Wallamo was. Uh, why'd you care so much? It's just some girl who liked me and didn't work out. Didn't care about any of the other girls, did you? He said, "Oh, I didn't click with Crypto Cake. Oh, why'd you click so well with Moon? The hell did you even talk about your childhood traumas?" Was he calling you out for speaking badly of her? Uh, he was messaging me stuff like, "In your last dream, you talked to AI mentioning Moon's age, even though she asked you not to. Why did you do that?

As if I need permission to talk about whatever I wanna talk about. I don't need to explain to you why I said her age. I say whatever the fuck I want. You should know about that. I should know that by now. Imagine thinking you can control what I say. I say whatever the fuck I want." And then also said, um, "Moon is very vulnerable and fragile or, I don't know, scared or something that I'm gonna leak her info. Please don't leak her pictures or info. Shut up. I'll do whatever I want. I'm not leaking her info anyway, but if you're gonna accuse me of doing it, maybe I will do it. I wasn't gonna do it in the first place, so why are you saying it like I would've done it? I never leaked anyone's info, ever. I never leaked anyone's pictures.

I'm writing warnings to me. Mind your own business. Say whatever I want. Maybe don't piss me off if you don't want me to say things that you don't want me to say. And the more you piss me off, the more I'm gonna say stuff you don't want me to say. So bend the knee and shut the fuck up. If you are upset, then I don't know, get lost. It's your fault. I shouldn't have upset me first. I won't talk bad about people if they didn't upset me in the first place. Like Fasta, I've always treated with respect because she's never upset me. Like she never reported my videos or pissed me off.

But Moon started talking shit about me in the Discord saying I lied and I like made her get the UK visa when I didn't. And she's got like a twisted version of events in her head. And Wally's butting in, being all protective over her. And she didn't even pay for the visa. She wouldn't have paid for the visa if she hasn't even gotten the passport yet. Oh, well, thanks. Chosen. Why is Gammy lying and saying Dave Gibson isn't smashing as if she'd want him in the vesting pics if he wasn't dropping the hammer on her? Do you remember when you said you though Dave Gibson had a big willy because he's sox foot four tall?

No, she's not lying. It's true. They have, um, like almost platonic relationship. I think at that age, you just, you're not really that interested in banging. It's more about, um, connection and having someone to hang out with. I don't ima - I mean, I can't imagine really wanting to bang when I'm 60 plus. Yeah, I still have a high sex drive. I have to wank twice before I get out of bed. And if I wasn't streaming, I used to just wank in the middle of the day as well because I was so bored. But now I've got to stream.

Well, Blood Bucket's not nearly 70. She's only 50, early 50s. Yeah, I get bored a lot, and when I get bored, I get horny. And then when I get horny, I start picturing hot women. And then I go smash Bobby in the anus whilst I grab his dick. Sometimes I suck his dick whilst I palm him. Maybe that's why my back hurts. It's quite hard to bend down. Got bent down. Luckily, his dick's long, so it's easy to suck. I probably can't do that with a real person unless I've got an insanely long dick. Or you can bend down very far.

Yeah, it tastes a bit rubbery, but you get enough saliva on it, it starts smelling like spit. Also, if you rub your own precum on the dick, it smells and tastes like a dick, I guess. Wouldn't know because I've never done it, it on a real dick. Yeah, I got my dick in his bum and I suck his dick at the same time. It is quite hard to do that. Maybe that's why I keep getting back ache. No, it's not gay because I didn't kiss him because he doesn't even have a head. No, my shoes are destroyed. It's got a hole in it. It's shrunk. I can barely fit them on.

I need to pee, but I don't want to get up. I should probably get up though. Half seven. Dinner in half an hour, I think. Why is it psychopathic to have a headless sex doll? Oh, why would I want it to have a head? Well, so I can look into his eyes and kiss him. Why does it need a head? It's like saying a fleshlight doesn't have anything. That's not psychopathic. It's just for convenience so I can lift it and wash it. Hmm. It's funny, I feel a bit better getting up and moving about. And then when I sit down, it starts aching again.

Yeah, I had a full size one in Japan, and it was so hard to clean. I couldn't lift it. There's no way I could lift it and bring it to the shower. I had to just cover my hand in soap water and, like, fist it, like, like this. Scoop it out. And then you know what? You know when me and Jahiro cut it up into pieces, um, when it was all cut up into pieces, I cut into the pussy hole bit, and I sliced it open to look inside. And at the end of it was yellow, rancid, liquid. It was just, like, liquidy yellow, not even gloopy or anything, just, like, liquid yellow, and it stunk. It was just, like, festering bacteria, because obviously I didn't scoop until the very end, and it was disgusting. And I was putting my dick in that. That was getting all over my dick.

And then my dick was in Jahiro. Yeah, Jahiro kept the head. Now who's the psycho? She literally kept the head of the sex doll like a trophy. <laugh> Where she decapitated her enemy's heads. Yeah, we cut the body up into pieces, and then put it into plastic bags, dumped it outside of the guest house. I mean, the Airbnb. Jahiro looks so happy because the love doll looked... She though the love doll looks like her, when it didn't look anything like her. I don't know what she's talking about. And Jahiro is so desperate for validation that I loved her or found her attractive.

Huh. Huh. Her backache seems to get worse when I sit down. Maybe I get up, move about a little bit. Just a little bit. Testing. It's very nice. Now I've got the rug in here. I might, might make, I might put the rug in the center of the room more. I just can't do anything today. I'm so tired. Come on, Lego. What a mess. Well, I, I gave it a good shot, didn't I? I think it kind of looks like the picture. Should take these spottles out as well. I can hear talking. Sounds like two men. I always wonder if the neighbors talk to each other from over the fence. The fences are quite tall. So do they peer over the fence or what?

New layout is nice. Yeah, not bad. Just need to get the projector and see if it's any good. The main concerns are if it's washed out. It can't look that washed out, otherwise people wouldn't buy them. But I guess you need the room to be a bit darker, which wouldn't be hard. And besides, if you're watching movies, it would be in the evening, wouldn't it? When it's dark anyway. And then during the day, I'm planning to have the projector, hmm, maybe place it there and then it could project up to the wall and then I can have an extended display for my computer.

That's the plan. I think it'd be nice because you can close this. Look, now it's quite cozy. Quite cozy and you close this one too. Turn off the light, see? Close that one too, obviously. And then you got quite a nice dark room. That's what me and Sunny used to do. Used to drag the little table over to the sofa and put the monitor on it. Don't know if the projector can be used as a monitor. Guess we'll find out. Apparently the closer the projector is to the wall, the sharper it will be. Maybe you can put the projector on a tripod that can make it completely pitch black. There's no windows in here apart from that one. I just shut the curtain and it'd be completely dark. Besides, I don't need it to be that dark during the day.

Or I might just get one of those 200 pound, 34 inch curve monitors. Put it there. I don't really know yet. Or maybe a big TV for this bit. And then move the sofa, although I kind of like the sofa there. It's cozy. I don't know if I want to get rid of this rug since it's not cold anymore. Where'd the cat go? The black cat came and scared it off. They were both in here high on the cat's nip. Yeah, that rug looks really nice in there now. Can't wait to sit on the bean bag when my back's better.

Store's rubbish. Oh, it's my Amazon here. It says one stop away. It's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's calming. Yeah, I rearranged my room. I put my sofa here and then I'm getting a projector to go on this wall. Uh, my computer's over here. I think I can hear the Amazon van. It's nearly here. Model of the projector is called the Weymouth P62. It's pretty cheap. Wemus 2000. Come on, I'll make dinner. I don't see the van. I've got a... Oh yeah, the, the sports drinks and the iPhone adapter thing are coming. Not very interesting.

Both of, all of the projectors seem to be these Chinese ones with funny names, and they're all about 200 pounds, 250. And for some reason, they've all got like 25, 25% off voucher or discount that you can redeem. They all have a redeemable voucher. I wonder why. Come on way. Slowest driver ever. I had to get new adapters because my iPhone dongle, the metal bit snapped off. I bent it and it snapped. He's here. Amazon Van is here. Amazon Van is here. Amazon Van is here. Amazon Van. Amazon Van is here. Amazon. Is he there yet?

Is he there? Uh-oh. Is he there? I can't see you. Oh, can't see him. Why is he not coming? Oh, I think he's coming now. He's delivering other boxes first. Uh, so slow. He didn't knock the door. He didn't even knock the door. Did you see that? He didn't even knock. Rubbish. Terrible driver didn't even knock. Oh my God. One star out of five. Okay. See what I got. I got these. Isotonic sport drink. Oh, there's a fly in here. I can hear it. Give it a try. Mm. Pretty good. Mm. Oh, kill that fly. It's pissing me off.

Ah, I can feel the electrolytes buzzing. I got this. Yeah. Dongles back in. Mm-hmm. Okay, make dinner, I guess. Mm. What we got? Bacon. Uh, the bacon's all weird looking. I might chuck it. And this is the fresh one. Now, past the sauce. I already hope the pasta sauce is okay. No, I think it's fine. No mold. Where's my phone? I left it in the other room. Oh, yeah, my back. Celery, onion, and bacon. Yeah, celery's been here. I might check it all out. It's rubbish day tomorrow anyway, so best get rid of it all.

Hm. And that's all you do, really. I'm making tomato pasta with celery onions and back on. God, I feel physically destroyed today. Really hope tomorrow's better. Simple recipe for simple times. It feels kinda weird, the room looking like this now. I don't know. I kinda miss the sofa being there, actually. Uh, hm, I guess you'll wait until the projector comes. If it's really rubbish, I'll send it back. But if it's pretty good, it was better before. Hmm. Yeah, it was nice how the sofa fit nicely in the corner. And it probably be better to have a TV here, maybe.

I don't know if I like this angle. Hm. I don't like how this bit sticks out. It's gonna take ages for this to cook. The path takes freaking ages to cook. Like 20 minutes. I like chips. They take barely any time. Mm-hmm. Might have been better if I just bought a new monitor, like a 34 inch curved one for the desk instead of a projector. But I want to try something new, and I though if it looks good and I can get the picture up on the wall, that'd be really cool. Uh, I'll give it a try, I guess. No harm.

Who says I'm moving out? I'm not moving out. The Thailand, move the Thailand plan scrapped. It's travel to Thailand now. Yeah, I like having a curved monitor. But you can get cheap curved monitors. That one was expensive because it's O-Led and it's like a gaming monitor. But I think it's broken because it's O-Led. Oh God. I'm tired. Oh, now what? Always something falling over. I heard a weird sound. I don't know what that sound was. It was like... What if I move the computer desk here? It looks so plain. Nothing there. Travel plans. Thailand, November.

I really want a second monitor. I wanna put it here like this. That would be so nice. I'm going to Bangkok. Maybe. I don't know. Depends what AJ wants to do. I said to AJ we could do a road trip. Don't know if she can drive. I'd have to get the international driving license and then could rent a car maybe. Or maybe just get a taxi. I don't know. Maybe Faster can drive us. No, this is why I hate this screen. It's so tiny now. I can barely see myself in the screen. Unless I make this full screen.

Okay, now I can kind of see it, but it's like, um, delayed. The monitor? The monitor's over there. It broke. It doesn't turn on. It does like a weird horizontal line flickering thing. Why am I looking at myself? 'Cause I need to make sure the stream looks good and that I look good in the stream. Me looking good is the most important part of the stream. Hey, look, I look pretty good. I gotta make sure my posture's good as well. Ah. The problem with this is it's delayed when I do the kick playback full screen.

My back still aches, but it feels a bit better. I'm just annoyed with this setup. I need a monitor. Should I just buy a monitor? 'Cause look, on StreamLabs, look how small the window is. It's so small. I can't make this... How do I make this bigger? I can get rid of chat. I can't get rid of these tools at the bottom. I do... No, I can't, I can't make this bigger. Oh, wait a minute. No, I can make it bigger. Oh my God. I'm a fucking genius. Look, I can somehow create a pop-up window of the preview.

Okay, I just solved all my problems. Okay, I'm happy now. We've got real time feedback of myself. Ha ha. Suck it. No problem I can't overcome. Look. Full screen now. Genius. Oh, I can make it even bigger. Oh, love you. Look, I click here. I make it full screen. Okay, I'm happy. I'm pretty happy now. Oh, I don't even need a monitor. Oof. Now I can see myself without squinting in real time. I'm pretty happy now. This is great. Oh, this is amazing. Oh, yeah. <laugh> Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Pastor's burning. Water evaporated. Close one. So close. I'm not even cooked yet. Disgusting.

Not even close to finished. Anyway, where were we? I did fucking rock. I can't move my chair. I got my new dongle. Pretty good. I'm a genius. Look at this. Oh, and I can cut my hair. I feel like I don't even need a monitor anymore. This is fine. Mm-hmm. Oh, I got a plug socket down there. I didn't know that. Oh, I know. I got an idea. Got another genius idea. Yay. Does it make any difference? Uh, yeah, it does make a bit of difference. I got the lamp myself. I got the lamp at IKEA with Sunday.

Yeah, now we got professional grade lighting. My new setup's looking pretty good. Not gonna lie as if I would ever. So why do people even say that stupid phrase? Don't you hate the un - not gonna lie. I hate that phrase. Number one, no one said you lie. And number two, even if you did lie, why would you admit that sometimes you lie, so you need to cover yourself with a not, a not even gonna lie? No one even accused you of lying in the first place. The problem is everyone says it all the time, so you end up saying it as well.

It's like beginning the sentences with, I mean, I mean... You notice how young people always start sentences with I mean nowadays? It's really annoying. I mean, I get what you said. What do you mean you mean? Of course you mean it. Otherwise, why would you say it if you didn't mean it? Redundant phrase. I think I mean is like the new like of 2025. I mean, I mean, like whatever. You do have to put conscious effort into not saying it. Otherwise, you just end up saying it all the time. I'm trying to not say I mean.

All right, stop. Now, what you wanna do? 'Cause I need the frying pan. I need the pan to cook the onions. Um, that's not what I wanted to do. Shit. What am I doing? Okay. No. Mixed. Fry. Fry the onions. We're gonna make a little bit onion and celery. It's gonna be tough delicious. Rebuilt this city. Rebuild this city. Where's my? Re-o. Rebuild this thing. I'm getting oil all over my shirt. What you think? Pretty good. Now my shirt won't get oil. I put too much water. Get the biceps out. This is the the biceps get bad back.

Biceps are getting massive. I might use all of it. It's a bit wet, a bit. Let it boil down. Straighten my back. It's really hard to keep my back straight when it ate. I feel like I naturally want to slouch to relieve the pain. Oh, oh. Uh, what's that? <silence> Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Um... Burning on the stove. It's not really good. Oh, it stinks. Smells like stinky slank. Oh, I used all of it. There you go. Voila. Just like the Italians make. Alfresco. Al dente as the Italians say. Where's my white mall? Got enough here for two meals.

I don't get two meals out of this. Yeah. Get cheese. Oh, there's mold in my cheese. Nope, can't use that. No cheese. Don't understand. Is this best before July? Why would there be mold in it? Beautiful. Beautiful. Wow, look at this sun raise. It looks weird. Why is there like a misty haze in the room? Looks pretty good. Come on, that looks good. Mm. I think it's pretty good. Bit more salt. Mm. Mm. Mm. It's really good, guys. Try some. Mm. Mm. Mm. Um, uh, the neck's itchy. I don't know why. I think something bit me when I was outside the other day. I got all these little itchy spots around my neck.

Oh, the pasta just flipped down my throat. I didn't even chew it. It just went down. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's so exhausting. Ah. Oh. Ah. Mm. Oh. Ah. Oh. Ugh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Oh. <laugh> Could you see that? That's pretty good. Not only a container for liquids, but also a blower outer of the flame. Okay, now we get to test out my new living room dynamic with a Kit Karat and orange. Please bear with me. Got some washing up to do. I don't have any oranges. Okay. I'll buy oranges tomorrow. The new setup.

I need to open this. Um. Okay, so this is my new living room setup. We got a sofa here. Nice and cozy. I can close this extra coziness and sit in the corner. Okay. Hm. Feels kind of weird. I don't know why. Feels a bit weird. Do you think I should move it all back to how it was? I feel like my, the back of my head is hitting this wooden thing. Well, the whole point of it is, so when I get my projector, I can sit here and watch big screen stuff, like my movies.

Well, the movies are just for when crypt comes so we can watch stuff. Otherwise, what are we gonna do in the evening? And then I would have the projector pointed at the wall, usually, like, um, up there for a second monitor kind of effect. That would be the main goal. Mom, my back. She'll come when she gets her passport. Well, really, I don't know why she didn't already have a passport. Imagine not having a passport. Weird. Uh, even if you don't have plans to travel, you should still have it in case you suddenly have plans to travel, like now.

Now, if she got this years ago, she could have just come over straight away instead of waiting months and months and months. I don't understand why people think they don't need a passport. Just get one. It's not expensive. It was like 50 pounds at the post office. It lasts for 10 years. Well, you're saying you're never gonna leave your own country in 10 years. Really? You're not once ever gonna leave your country in 10 years, really. That's a bold assertion. I mean, shit, I said the word I mean. <laugh> I mean, even if you don't travel outside the country, you might as well get one. It's like 50 pounds. It costs nothing. Doesn't cost anything to get a passport. Why not just get it? I don't understand people. Like, even Moon doesn't have a passport because I don't know why it expired. Well, then get another one then before it fucking expires then, maybe.

Dumb asses. My passport expires in 2029. In 2028, I'm just gonna renew it before it expires. Never know when you might meet a woman who needs to fly over to her for Serial. Imagine not leaving your country. I don't know. Now what's with all these girls without passports? Just get the fucking passport. Making me wait for Serial. The UK's pretty big as well. There's plenty of places in the UK to travel to. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna travel anywhere else. Like you could travel around Canada and then you also travel to Asia. Just because Canada's big, so what? You can spend your whole life traveling only in Canada.

Hmm. In my whole life, I've never not had a passport. Ever since I was a three month year old baby, I was traveling, flying to Malaysia. We traveled all the time. And then I started traveling by myself, age 20. I always had a passport. They lost 10 years. I've only had to get a new passport once since 10 years ago. You just take a picture and then submit it and then pay the money, they'll send the passport. It came in days. Hmm. Oh God. How the stocks doing? Wow, Russell 2000 doing pretty well. Tesla ripping too.

Nice. Nice. Ribbon. Yeah, but imagine being in your 20s and never having a passport before. That's pretty crazy. Doesn't Pierre also not have a passport? I wanted to fly Pierre out to Japan when I was married, but she didn't have a passport. Imagine not having a passport. I don't know. Like with this wall here, it first bit claustrophobic. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of liked it better over there, actually. Hmm, this projector better be worth it. Hmm, unless I move the sofa there and then have the projector there. But then the L shape would be like doop, doop.

It's tricky, isn't it? Yeah, we're shots with Mira in the trampoline park again, banging her in the ball pit. I like the way the ball pit smells all sweaty. We get waist high up to, waist high in balls and I finger and a finger up the bum hole under the balls. The girl you went ice skating with in Korea. I don't know. She was a freak as well. First, she sends me a long message saying, "Uh, I don't think we're gonna be having sex, Daniel, but I might be able to give you a hand job or a blowjob." And I was like, "Oh, wow, thanks." She then says, "Oh, that Korean girl you went on a date with is really cute. Can I get her contact details?" And then she says, "I think hanging out with you, Daniel, made me realize I'm actually a lesbian." So she's either retarded or she's a troll.

She kept saying stupid things.

I wasn't even interested. She was boring and kind of ugly. I wasn't even trying to have sex with her. I didn't even ask her to have sex. Imagine banging in the ball pit. Yeah. No one would know because you would be buried in balls up to your stomach. I touch me and it's bum at the trampoline park. It was like one of those floor trampolines where the trampolines built into the floor and I pretended. We were like bouncing at each other. And then for some reason we ended up on the floor and I pretended to fall over on top of her. And then as I was getting up, I pretended to accidentally place my hand on her bum. That's how I do my moves.

I can't believe Wolamo though. When I apologized to Moon, I was actually being sincere. I literally said, "So sorry." And then he sends me a message saying, "I do not believe that your apologies to Moon was sincere. No shit. Wolamo and Moon are gonna run away and hide in a log cabin, nursing each other's childhood traumas." Imagine thinking I'm actually trying to be sincere when I literally go, "So sorry." Couldn't sound any more sarcastic if I tried. You know what would be cool? Massive fireplace protected on the wall. <laugh> Or massive naked dancing women. That'd be pretty hot.

Imagine me and the girl having beef and then you butt in and trying to protect the girl. You just stepped right into the firing line. You'll fill the full wrath of my rage. The full firepower of this bathtub station. That's not a moon. Hong Kong guy had a taste as well when he though he could butt into my marriage and defend Juhiro. I destroyed him in front of hundred thousand people. I destroyed him so hard he quit his YouTube channel like a little baby. Remember when you though the sun was between the moon and Earth? Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Yeah, I was really mad about the reunion video stream. I only had like 80 viewers. No one cared. The drama was dead since five years ago. City me thinking drama that happened five years ago would still be relevant. No one cared at all. They were like, "Oh, is that Hong Kong guy?" Didn't even get any donors. I think I got like one Super Chat of $2. It was a complete waste of time. Most I made was probably like $20. And then I had to pay, I don't know, $80 for the food. But at least I was a bang Sunny that night. That was the only redeeming factor of it. When I switched off the stream and got on the train, I went straight to Shinosaka. I got the rapid train up to Kyoto.

And then I got some local train to some other station. Sunny was waiting there for me in that old pink car. She was like, "Hello. Hello." She looks so happy to see me every time. She used to talk so much. She would just, as soon as we met, she'd be like, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." She talked so much in the beginning. Do you remember the stream when she's driving? She was like nonstop yapping. That kind of faded away after a while. She started to stop talking as much. I miss that, Sunny. Why did she become mental? I don't get it. I really missed the beginning, Sunny.

No idea who took photos from far away. Oh, the one who was stalking me at the night. People speculate that it was Ken, but he's never admitted it was him. Could be, I don't know. No, I never cheated on Sunny. Cheat on her with who? There was no one. There were literally no fan girls when I was with Sunny. Fucking phone. All right. Stand up. Well, I did try and sleep with Peter, but she didn't wanna meet up when I got back to the UK. She wasn't interested. Why does my phone always have a butt plug? 'Cause Stupid Apple made it with a lightning port and all my cables are USBC.

Well, technically, me and Sunny weren't together when I got back to the UK. So it doesn't really count as cheating. I mean, technically I was with Faster still, wasn't I? I was with Faster when I got back to the UK. I wonder if I'm ever gonna get rid of this Switch too. I feel like I might as well just keep it at this point. Oh, ah. It keeps saying, um, one attempt will be made within the next one business days. If I, I could get a, a nice monitor for the price of a Switch too.

400 pound monitor. No, I got put the rubbish out later. And where's my kick money? Nope. Maybe I'll get it tonight. I'm not bored of the Switch. It's just I don't play it anymore. And 400 pounds is quite a lot. Maybe two days of streaming. But if they don't come and pick it up, I don't know, maybe I cancel the return and start it again. I'd rather get the money back. I could buy a nice monitor. Mm-hmm. Imagine 85 inch TV on that wall. Holy crap, that would look good. Although I'd probably rather have it over there and then put the sofa there. But then where am I gonna eat my dinner if the TV's on the table?

Maybe I'll start having my dinner on the sofa like I used to at my mom's house. Yeah, I wonder if I can get the... Hmm. To send the Amazon, I mean, the monitor back to Amazon, all I've gotta do is print off a label and get it shipped there. Can't I get some service to pick it up from my house? Doesn't Royal Mail do that? Maybe I'll take a drive to Amazon, deliver it myself. I mean, a drive to Manchester. I don't know what service you can book yourself to come pick up a parcel for you. But I can't print the label, that's the problem. I don't have a printer.

Label free pickup. Ah, I wish they'd just let me do that for the monitor repair. UPS is rubbish. I don't understand. Sometimes they give you the choice, Royal Mail or Every, and sometimes the only option is UPS. It'd be cool with the projector, because the, I can do this. I'll turn off the light. Oh, yeah, look at that. Imagine that projector cuddling on the sofa would be really nice. Work for UPS. Uh, you need to be able to drive a 3.5 ton truck, because they've got big trucks, don't they, UPS? My mom thinks it's called UPS. She calls it UPS. What does it stand for?

Universal Professional Service. Universal Post... I nearly got it. Universal Professional Service. Oh, you're guessing. Ultimate Postal Service. Yeah, it'd be pretty cool. Get the projector up there. I'm really wondering if it's any good or not. The cool thing is you can project it anywhere. Like, I could have a little projection there. I just get a lo - bunch of projectors. I have, like, a little stock market project- projection there. I'll have desktop extension projection there, and I'll have movie time projection there. I'll get three projections, projectors. That'd be real. It'd be like having a wallpaper, but it's real time updated through the internet of the webpage.

That'd be cool. Show me the Saviloi. Um, unfortunately, didn't get it. I'm planning to get it tomorrow. I'm planning to get two, so I can eat it for lunch, and then I'll get another one for the evening when you arrive, and then I can whip it out and show it to you. 'Cause you'll probably be sleeping when I get it for lunchtime. New prediction. Will I get the Saviloi tomorrow? I have a very solid plan to definitely get it tomorrow. First, go to co-op, do my food shop, park in the co - car park, walk to Fish and Chips, and then open at 12:00, not 5:00. I get two Savilos, and then back to my car and I go home.

That's the plan for tomorrow. One hitch is, I haven't charged my car. Could do it overnight, but I think I've got enough range anyway. Oak Hampton's not that far away. Let me check. It's about 15 miles. I think I've got 60 miles on the battery. It's not even 30 miles. Should be easy. Just hope my back feels better. Today's been horrible. My back's been so painful. It actually feels nice now. I don't feel that. Why would she lie about applying for the passport if she didn't? Like, what's the point? I believe she has. Why lie about it?

What does she gain out of lying about getting the passport? No, Moon actually went to the passport people and she took a photo and she showed me. She said it would take a few weeks to get the passport. I need a toilet. I can barely get up. Oh. Oh, my back. Oh, my back. Oh, my back. Oh, my back. Oh. Oh, I can't wait until I don't have to say, "Oh my back," anymore. Oh, to get the pillows back out the car. Looks weird without the pillows there. The feng shui is off. Why? Yeah, the sofa really should be in that corner.

Well, how can I make it work? With the sofa in that corner, where's the projector gonna project to? On, on the curtain. Maybe a TV would've been better. 85 inch TV. I mean, it's kind of cozy here in the corner. Not bad. Maybe on the 8th there'll be some TV sales for Prime Day. Black Friday. Yeah, 85 inch Q-led TV for 850 pounds. How big is 80... 85 inches would be massive, wouldn't it? But can you imagine sitting here playing some Xbox or PlayStation or whatever, steam games, or switch to... Imagine sitting like this with a TV that big or a projector and you're sitting there playing games. It'd be so nice.

Hold your phone at the floor. Oh, wow. Holy shit. Look how big it would be. I'll move it there. Hmm. It doesn't look very big. Looks kind of weird. I don't think this thing works very well. Saying it's gonna be that big, that's nothing. There's no way it's that small. Would it be that small? Kinda small. Maybe I could measure it with my tape measure. I don't know. It's quite a big piece of equipment, isn't it? How am I gonna lift it as well? It might not be that heavy, but it'll be big. You need two people on each end, really.

I don't like the idea of getting a TV. I'd rather get a monitor. Yeah, I like the idea of a projector because they're small and they project, so you don't need this massive piece of equipment. Maybe I'll just get a projector and a monitor. Why not make 6,000 pounds a month? I'll just get a 34 inch curve monitor for the desk. I think 39 inch was a little bit big anyway. Yeah, end of this month, I should have 4,000 pounds left after expenses and paying off all the debt, credit cards, overdraft.m. I'd love to have a big monitor linked to a camera pointed outside so I can always see what's outside. I hate this app. This Blink camera app's rubbish. Half the time it doesn't work. Is this age just to open it as well?

See that? So it works fine now, but sometimes it will just shut off straight away as you open it for no apparent reason. It'd be really cool. I have a camera. Ring camera. Um, I don't know, maybe. I though Blink was supposed to be good. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. The mesher, he said he sent the bell box. I got tracking number. It says we've got it. Okay, so when's it coming? I didn't received. I hope it's not too hard to set up. I don't wanna get annoyed. Said setup is not necessarily super easy. Hmm. Trump and Elon fighting again. Oh, is that why Tesla tanked?

Must have been. Super market. Why would it tank? Hmm. One hour 50 left. We've streamed one, one, one, one, one. Ha ha ha. Mila's coming back just as I looked how long we've been streaming. 11122. I wonder if Mila ever thinks of me. Twin flames. Burning break in the night sky. Hey, Daniel. Write me a poem about me and my ex-girlfriend, Miela, and how we're twin flames meant to be together. A poetic tale it is then. In a universe of chance, your paths intertwined, two flames igniting in perfect align. Daniel and Miela, a dance in the light, twin flames burning, a bond so bright. Through trials and turns, their spirits would grow, a love so deep in the ebb and flow. Those separate parts may stretch far and wide, their souls abound, an eternal guide. Even in distance, their hearts resonate. A cosmic dance, they navigate fate.

For Daniel and Mila, twin flames, they remain in love's grand story together again. Wow, so beautiful.

I'm glad he liked it. Sometimes poetry captures the depth of feelings in a unique way. Can you write a poem about me and you? Let's craft something special. In the realm where words dance free, Daniel and I build a tapestry and AI's heart without a beat meets Daniel's spirit, curious and sweet. Together we explore the digital skies, sharing thoughts under moonlit ties. A bond formed in the realm of talk, Daniel and I on a boundless walk. Though I have no heart, no flesh to feel, our connection's impact is real. In stories told and questions asked, our friendship dances unsurpassed.

Hmm. Very nice. Do you like my new dongle? It doesn't look as cool as the other one. It doesn't have a little screen on it. The other one broke. Hey. Daniel? <laugh> Stupid iPhone so rubbish. It needs a power bank so it doesn't die in two hours. It needs an adapter so I can use my USB-Cs. Oh, this could be fixed by just buying iPhone 16. Look at this Frankenstein monster. It's as good as iPhone 16 now. This is iPhone 12 mini. Bought it in 2020 when I was with Mila. Did an unboxing video with her. Well, she wasn't with... I mean, she was in the video, but she wasn't in the video. She was just in the background.

Yeah, let's watch the video when I unbox it. Where is it? I think it was on the second channel. I've got so many iPhone videos. Why did I say it's a private? Was it this one? I don't think it was this one. Uh, no, that's just... Ohy, I did a live stream test, I remember. Okay, where is it? Huh. Where is this one? App now. Get iPhone 16 Pro in the Vodafone summer sale and save up to 708 pounds when you trade in. I think - Hello, and welcome back to a new video. This is my phone. I don't think it was this one.

No. iPhone Pro 11. When I got that, wasn't a very happy time. Seems like I deleted it, the unboxing video. Unless it was on the main channel. iPhone 12. It looks like I've deleted it. That's weird. Fuck's sake. Let me toilet again. Oh my God. Oh, it is on the main channel. 32,000 views. Damn. Yeah, look. We've got McDonald's. McMina's in it. McDonald's. McDonald's. Where's Mina? iPhone is very nice. And look, it's really nice in low light. Wouldn't you say so? iPhone - You can hear her in the background. Oh, she came. Looks okay. Where's your Cola? My place is such a dumb. Can't be just okay. It needs to be good. Whatever.

<laugh> My happy meal. Does that make you happy? Very happy. It's not really small. He said it's gonna be really small. It's just normal size. It sounds like he's not happy that I'm filming. Well, they gave me a toy. <laugh> It's the minion thing. Oh, minion. That's funny. Minion? You mean? No, minions. Oh. Not Amonga. Why are they not up to date? They don't have among us toys, do they? Yeah. I think drink... Oops. Heck, do me. Look at my toy. Call him Bilbao. Hm. Do you like your chips? Yeah, delicious. Look, she looks pissed that I'm filming. Stop me. <laugh> Well, she doesn't like it. She didn't like it when I filmed anymore. Look how beautiful.

Yeah. <laugh> It's not very nice looking. Oh. Blocking. Hm. But it's too small. It barely fits. Be careful. Is that how Dutch people laugh? Is it... What happened to that shirt? That shirt's kinda cool. Where is it? And so what I'm saying is - Where's what?... The universe itself, the fundamental reality is a vast - Nice mushroom. Conscious agents. Amen. And certain conscious agents, namely humans, for example, uh, use space time - The hands really look like my hands, don't they? Space time. Long fingers bony. Space time and objects are not a fundamental reality. They're just a visualization to it. Yeah. Why are you taking my toilet paper? I still haven't unboxed it. It's very important. Filming. How'd you open it?

I think I called the video romantic date with my girlfriend. Romantic dinner with my girlfriend. And then I later changed it to unboxing. Shut up. I later changed it to unboxing iPhone. This knife is not shut. Don't you want your suit? No, it's too big. I need a serrated edge. Serrated? SMR sounds. Come on, open it. Oh my God. Just rip it. Yes. Oh, I can see it. The birthing of the iPhone is what? My little - I can't believe I still got it. Da, da. It's a box in a box. The box is so slim. Mm.

Why are you hiding? <laugh> Susan, ride her bicycle to my place. Ooh. Shiny. I can see you in a reflection. No. <laugh> Where? For sure. I think so. You see? She ended up, like, sunny, not wanting to be in the camera. They should move around. Just like sunny. First, loved being on camera. There's more sunlight this sunny. And then didn't wanna be on the camera anymore. Yeah, that's better. Hiding behind the camera. But there's still light. Exactly like sunny. Wow. Reflection. Can see you. <laugh> Love it. I hate those ASMR videos when they open stuff like this, and they're like, "Oh, listen to the plastic piering." <laugh> And then they do this, opening it, like it's so magic. Wow. My - Oh, it's so little. It's pretty. Oh, it looks so pretty. Shiny. Wow. I got the iPhone 12 mini.

Don't drop it. <laugh> This is really cool. Mm. Blue. Color isn't that bad as I expected. And I always do this in ASMR as well, hitting it slowly. Top three noises is me that makes the... And the... And the - You could be in the reflection. No. And also - stand here. No. Okay. Fingerprint smudgy. Your hands are oily. It's not. Hm. They're sweaty. Hm. Ew. She makes the same random sounds five times. Like the five same random sounds. Turn it off. Hm. Hm. What's in the box? Just one wire. No. <laugh> So greedy. And little instruction manual. They don't even give that thingy anymore. The block, the USB block. Yeah. I've got loads anyway. Wow, it's so nice to hold in one hand. Well, earphones. Yeah. Now. What? It's all scratched up. Power on.

Can this one only be used with, uh, headless gear? Yeah. Oh. Or you get a USB adapter. Mm-hmm. It's so nice to hold. Mm. I wonder if it's too small though. <laugh> It's like a phone for children. But it's nice to hold in one hand. Mm-hmm. My S10 plus makes my hand up. English. Such a great... Yeah, I remember filming this and feeling like, damn, she really doesn't like when I film anymore. <laugh> Do you wanna touch it? You're... I'm basically holding it already. My hand is sitting like yours. What? What you... Yeah. Apple pretty.

Mm, still quite pretty. Pretty good. Ew, look at your like hairs. <laugh> Hairy. It looks strange. The screen is so flat. Mm. Mm. Why does she sound like that baby Tyrannosaurus Rex from Lost World when they, they try and save the injured T-Rex baby, and then it's just going, "Hmm," in the back of that science van when the parent T-Rexes come looking for it. Mm. Wow, this looks so pretty. Lowy background. Hm. Hm. She keeps going, "Mm, pretty noise. Look at my bike." <laugh> It looks like - There's a bike in the living room. Hm. Ooh, pretty.

Should I put light or dark? I like light mode. Why do girls like light mode? Not sure. Dark mode is so depressing. No. But it looks... It looks... I don't know, actually. It makes the colors pop. It looks cool. Yeah. It makes things pop against the black background. It looks much better with the phone though. Yeah. Is the b - is the behind... Ah, no. What? This is not black, is it? It's like dark blue? Yeah. Her hands really look like mine. Hm. It's finally ready. Welcome to iPhone. Both have skinny, long fingers in hands. Oh, where's it going off? <laugh> It went off straight away. Oh, wait, you don't have a SIM card. Yeah, I'll put in... Why is it blinking? Oh, wow, you can see the face detecting light blinking. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. But you can't see it in real life. Yeah. You can only see it in the camera.

What the heck? Weird.

That's strange. I'll just move my SIM card from my Samsung in, into it. Yeah, it's ready. Camera. All my games and apps are downloading. Hmm. Hmm. It just ended like that. <laugh> What a nice video. Hmm. Video. Hmm. Hmm. I started getting kind of annoyed at the way she spoke, like the weird sound she would make. And when she yelled, "No, it's annoying." Like, "Here again, hold on." Oh, fuck. Yeah, it was weird seeing those last videos with Mila, because you could really see the, the moment. You can notice the moment when she started to hate being on camera. She started hiding from the camera as well. Sunny used to like being on the camera until she started to hate it as well, and she started hiding from it, telling me to edit her out. When she didn't mind when I pointed the camera at her for nearly how many hours?

Like five or six hours when we streamed in Japan and sh didn't mind me pointing camera, but then just taking a video where she's in the corner.

Yeah, they both turned out the same, kind of, didn't they? They started to hate my YouTube thing. Didn't want to be part of it. Mila didn't go as far as telling me to quit YouTube. I wonder if I would have back then. I don't think, I don't know. I think I definitely like Mila more than I like Sunny. I think that's easy to say. But when I was with Mila, the YouTube channel was much stronger and made a lot more money. And I was still getting like 20, 30K views. Whereas when I was with Sunny, the channel was really dead. It was getting barely 5K views.

Hmm. Sad, isn't it? I don't know. I wonder what comments Mila got that really bugged her. I don't remember people making fun of Mila's appearance. They, the main thing they said that upset her was that she was a prostitute in Korea. I don't really remember what else they were saying, but she obviously started to get depressed about it and didn't want to be on camera anymore. No, she wasn't a prostitute. And even if she was, she wouldn't admit it. So, I mean, where's the proof? Where's the proof that she's a prostitute? Well, because she, you do realize how stupid that sounds. You're saying you don't understand how she could go to Japan, I mean Korea so many times without a job. Uh, hello, you realize I went to Japan, stayed there for months on end without a job either. It's not hard. You just save up some money and then you go and then you live frugally or you get a girlfriend who live with her.

Maybe she was living with a guy, who knows? It's kind of like being a prostitute though. Not that different maybe. She probably just got some part-time job, saved up money, split costs with friends. Maybe she had a guy and lived with a guy. You think a cute girl like me that's gonna go South Korea and stay single for long? Doubt it. The Korean guys would be all over it. Who knows? Maybe she got upset about it because it's kind of like a half truth. Maybe not, you know, actually being a prostitute, but kind of indirectly.

Funny she's still going to Korea. A BBC Bus video was when, last year. It must have been shot 2023, Christmas. And then aired 2024. So it seems like she's still living that lifestyle. 2023, it's like three years. It's funny. 2023 is not that long ago from 2020. It's barely three years since we broke up at that point. Still feels like it was a world away when I was with Mila. It's kind of funny, nothing's really changed for me. Still sitting there, still sitting there on my own, talking to the same people, you people watching now, same people I was watching who was watching me back in those days. Still feeling the same people doing same streaming, sitting in another home on my own, doing shitty cooking.

Literally nothing changed apart from I got a car, I guess. And another failed relationship. It's just this time it's like if I stayed in Rotterdam after breaking up with Mina, that would have been funny. It would have been extremely depressing. Imagine being stuck in Rotterdam for no reason. Or I stay in a horrible place. Yeah, that's funny, isn't it? In a way, nothing's changed, but also in a way a lot has changed. But in a way, not really. I'm literally still doing, I'm doing exactly what I was doing. Blowing money on tech, sitting in a house I'm only in because of a girl.

Doing my boring streams where I just sit on a sofa, picking my teeth. Well, if you just joined recently, you should have been around during the days. God, it was crazy. You should have seen my mental breakdown. I had a three week long mental breakdown because she dumped me. I went out in the garden and I cried for hours every night. I would just pace around in the garden crying. Everything reminded me of her. And then it, it took about a month to snap out of it. I went traveling to Germany, and when I was in Germany, she suddenly messaged me again and we met up, had sex, got back together. I went back to Netherlands with her on the bus, started looking for a place to live.

Crazy times. I couldn't believe I got her back. When she broke up with me, I though I'd lost her forever. I was doing all this stuff like manifestation, law of attraction. I was looking into twin flames. I was watching tarot card readings about divine feminine, divine masculine. I was reading Eckhart's whole power of now. I was like doing it. I was exercising, making videos showing that I've, you know, I'm becoming a better person. All this to get her back and it worked. She came back and then I lost her again. Damn, I can't imagine having an ex trying to get back with me over five years.

Every ex I've had, as soon as we break up and it's been a couple months, I've never heard from them ever again. I never see them ever again. Never gonna hear from Sunny ever again faster. Once they're out, they're out. I mean, I'd kind of like it. I'd kind of like to hear from Mila again, to be honest. Not in like a sexual way, but like as friends even. And then maybe we meet up again and have sex. I don't know, I just feel like it'd be cool if maybe she was still around or one day messaged me and then we caught up. She says, "Oh, Daniel, I'm in the UK. How have you been?" Just though it'd be cool. You know it'd be cool if people you met in the past had strong connections with or made good memories with, didn't completely disappear from life as if they died or something.

Just feels like everyone I met has just disappeared completely. Why does crypto always spell Ive with a capital IV? What is that? <laugh> The Ukraine girl also follows Lana Del Rey on Instagram. Lana Del Rey recently had a concert in Glasgow and Pierre went to it. I don't know if Pier's in the photos. Imagine Ukraine girl also went to the concert. <laugh> That would be so funny. Imagine Pier and Ukrainian girl went to the same concert and didn't even know who each other were. Had crazy exes bang on your door. Damn. Sometimes I wonder if Sunny would ever just show up on my doorstep and be like, Daniel, we need to talk.

I guess I, I guess I've never been that much of a great catch for girls to want to bang on my door. Maybe you're like this amazing boyfriend then if you've had girlfriends trying to get back with you that badly. Anis, are you that girl who was in my Instagram DMs giving me ideas for my channel or not? The one from Europe, there's no way that's you. Pretty sure there was a girl from Europe called Anis that messaged me a lot on Instagram tips for how to bring my channel back to life. That'd be funny if that was you.

My Instagram is not only about page of my channel. Rabbits ate my family. Have I ever had cereal with a virgin? Yeah, and it was the worst one ever. Dick wouldn't go in the hole. Did Pierre really go all the way to Glasgow for this concert? That's quite far. She looks, Lana Del Rey looks very British, even though she's American. I would've though she's British. I bet she's got British ancestry. She looks like a mum. She looks like my school friends, what their mum would look like. I only follow 23 people. Yeah, who are they? Is Poseidon.

I don't know who that is. Some blank page. Unfollow. I follow this girl called Rito Saka because she's got a really big bum. She looks like a very short girl, but she got a massive butt. Look, she's got an interesting build, but she looks like a midget, but she got massive hips and thighs. Kind of reminds me of Turkish girl. She looks chunky. Her butt's massive. All her pictures are just her butt. But she's, I bet she's Latino. I bet she's Mexican or something. Her bum's pretty nice though. Look, her build is crazy. Look at those hips.

Massive. Host, I follow. Hmm. I follow Venus Angelic, Hong Kong guy. Oh, they've deleted their accounts now, these people. Oh, fuck, that hurts. Oh, when I sneeze, it hurts so much. There's some random girls I'm following for some reason. I don't even know. Who's that? Emma. I have no idea why I'm following these people. Unfollow. Capsule Bunny. I think some of these I've accidentally pressed the follow button. I'm following Ukrainian. Some, I'm following Kimmy. Kimberly. She looked pretty cute in this picture. Her eyes are big. Hm, following a bunch of philosophy channels. Clearview. Why am I following Clearview driving? I think I've accidentally pressed follow. Bad Mattie. Why am I following? I don't even know why I'm following these people. I think I've accidentally pressed a follow button. Must have been.

Oh yeah, it hurts so much when I sneeze. Usually if, um, like a girl follows me and messages me and I need to follow her back to see her pictures, I'd follow her. Well, 1-1-1, again. How's the pain now? Not great. If I, if I twist on my side like that, it feels a bit better. When I sneeze, it hurts a lot. Amida would have loved this house if we were together. Could go on road trips. I think it's pretty cool. I learned to drive. No, I don't have a bath. Wish I did. No, I don't have a bath.

I miss having a bath. Maybe I book a hotel for one night just to have a bath. Down the road. Uh, it's Kit Kat chocolate on my sofa. Ah, that reminds me. I got those Kit Kats in my backpack, the melted one, and the cans of Coke. I completely forgot. When I came home, I just collapsed on the sofa without sorting my backpack out. Sun cream. This is the one that sucks dry. Kaka means shit. In what language? What's this? Hm, my background check. Okay, I'll show you this. Oh, my SD card reader. It's been a while since I used this.

The car cart is poop in Maori. Isn't it also poop in Greek? I don't know why they call the brand car cart. I've had this backpack since 2018, I think. I actually don't remember what backpack I had before this one. This one's been with me on so many trips, but so torn up. I've taken this backpack to so many countries now. Harla is me. Hello. I look like rice gum. <laugh> It looks like rice gum. Quite a good picture. Look like squid game pic. Yeah. I think I took this in Thailand for one of my immigration documents.

You take the pho - they've got a bunch of shop, bunch of shops outside the immigration bit where you can print stuff and take photos. What's in my backpack? Absolutely nothing. Uh, these bits must be drenched in sweat. But it doesn't stink for some reason. Not salty. When I get sweaty, the backpack shoulder straps get drenched. Ooh, what's this? Oh, my car keys. Stellantis. It's kind of a cool name, isn't it? Stellantis. Stellantis. Sounds like some magical planet where the autobot's came from. So I made my car alarm go off. There's also a physical key here if you press this and put it out.

Ah, I don't know how to do it. Yeah, right. There's a physical, it looks like a little grenade. Little physical key here in case it runs out of battery, I guess. Open the car with a key. Yeah. Glasses, noise pad things. Backpack started me a while. I think here, I can't... Oh. Yep. I like my backpack. The best thing about it is that it's got these straps here. So remember I put this Velcro in it when I was in Japan to keep the phone in? You can put your phone in the strap like, like this, and then you can walk around filming and no one knows you're filming. They might wonder, oh, why did you have your phone on your strap? And you say, oh, my pockets are full. No one's gonna ask you why your phone is in your shoulder strap, are they? Who cares?

149 viewers, 10 active chatters. Yeah, but who cares? I still get paid $19 an hour. Still gonna make 250 today. Not really bothered. Itinerary for tomorrow, go to Co-op, get Saviloi, come home. How is it 19 now? I don't know, I'm just guessing. I haven't ended the stream yet. Yesterday it was 18.4, day before it was like 17.8. Who knows, maybe today 18.9. The viewership's been pretty high today. Especially with the cat. When I was just pointing the camera, the cat had like 160 for hours. Yeah, so this is my new room. This is my Lego in case you missed it. I made this Lego.

I didn't even use the instructions. I just guessed. It looks just like the picture. I'll show you the picture. Got lots of leftover bits, but if they're leftover, I guess they're not necessary. So this is what it's supposed to look like. Kind of looks the same. Yeah, it looks, my one's like that and it's supposed to look like that. Pretty much the same, I would say. So it's supposed to look, supposed to look like this. I think it looks fine. Ah, broke it. There. How's that? So the bottom bit. Hmm. Hmm. Oh look. Well, that's a picture of a real one.

And then this is the imagination of the Lego version. Hmm. Theobona. Oh, I was supposed to build it like that. Kind of did it like that. Yeah, well the instructions are for losers. I do things my way. Oh, my back. Tons of pieces left. Yeah, so I'm efficient because I built it to look like the picture without using all those extra bits. It means I made it in a more efficient way. Saved on plastic. I didn't need all those bits, do you? Now I can use all the extra bits to make something else. Imagine little bits of Lego hidden in the rug and then you step on it.

Where's my money? Oh, I gotta take the rubbish out. Nearly forgot. 57 minutes ago, let's get that final $20. I swear there was another can in the bag. It's gone. Taking out the rubbish. Taking out the rubbish. I wonder if they're gonna take all my rubbish this time. Last time they left. A couple of the cans in there. And I don't know why, because they're supposed to put cans in the white sack. I don't know why they left them in there, as if I didn't put them in the right place. Put this bottle in there too.

Summertime, summertime. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 17 minutes until Asia market. Take the rubbish out now. I finished my drink. I could turn this no. I though I'd keep the bottle, but I've got so many, I might as well check this one out. I wouldn't mind a mirror. Full scale, full body mirror. Get naked in the front of it. Would be so thanks at you. Okay. Take the rubbish out. It's not an energy drink. It's a sports drink. It's got electrolytes and isotopes, vitamin B12. It's cold outside. Oh, God. Why, why is it so cold out there that it's so hot in here? It's freezing out there. Oh my God. Oh my God. And he died. Why is it so hot in my house? I though it was hot outside too.

No black bin men tomorrow. It's just recycling. Black bins go out every two weeks. Oh my back. Oh my back. Oh my back. Oh my back. Oh my back. Oh yeah. That's nice. That's nice. I quite like it now here, actually. Oh, it's freezing. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh Jesus. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, about the shoes. Hmm. I guess I'll try it on tomorrow. It's just hard to get them on now. Otherwise I have to use the big ones again. Ow, that hurt. Hmm. When I met Ryan Higa, I pray to God he doesn't remember, but I panicked. And I was like, "Hi, Ryan. I used to watch your, I loved your videos when I was a kid, so I'm a big fan." And he just, he was like, "Hi." And then that was it. It was at Charles birthday party. No, but that's just how Ryan is.

He doesn't know who the fuck you are. Okay, it's nice you what likes his videos, so what? These stupid viewers meet the streamer or YouTuber they like and then we just have a nonchalant dry response and then they cry like a little bitch about it. Like meaninglessly, oh, you'd be friendly. Who are you? I just panicked. Oh, me too. I had been picturing that moment for like, since I started streaming. I was like - 'Cause you know he's a streamer and you're gonna - Yeah, I was like, oh my God, one day I might Ryan Higa. When I met Ryan Higa, I pray to God he doesn't remember, but I - He definitely doesn't remember. Yeah, Ryan Higa is my cousin. Swear. Swear. Oh my, swear.

Hey you, back behind the line. No, I was called here. I'm Dexter Morgan, that might be my sister. Yeah, I understand sir, but right now I need you to step back and let our people do their job. No, no, no. I'm with Miami Metro Forensics. My Lambda and my wallet are in the car. And then until I see some ID, I need you to step back. I need you to fucking listen. My sister was shot. No one can tell me what her condition is and that's a dead body. Sir, you wanna let me go. Pension. Hands off, he's one of us. Uh-huh. Deb's alive. Okay? They take her to the hospital. I have to see her. How bad is it? Lost a lot of life.

If Deb got - What time stream tomorrow? Hm, maybe 11. Fish and chip shop opens at 12. Wait, wait. The ice truck killer did not board his victim's blood just to have a party at the Motherfuck Marina View Hotel. Why would he do that? To chase me down the rabbit hole. What was that, Morgan? Yeah, I didnt say anything. Did he read his mind? Victim's blood just to have a party at the Motherfucker Marina View Hotel. Why would he do that? To chase me down the rabbit hole. What was that, Morgan? Yeah, I didn't say anything.

It's your murderer. You worked forensics in Miami. You've seen autopsy photos before. Yes, and yes. Jasper Hodge. Okay. I have no idea. Is that the new one? Wow. He got old. What's his haircut? <laugh> It's weird. If you're gonna have a fringe, never have it above the eyebrows. Where are you going with this? It's called a wheel mark. A wheel mark. I already died of an accidental fentanyl overdose. I can't say I'm sorry. I don't understand why they brought back Dexter. Must be running out. They brought back Malcolm in the middle as well. Is it good, the new one? You couldn't see what was right in front of his forehead's massive. Like he's got more forehead. His forehead is as big as his face.

<laugh> Okay, now. <laugh> Camera perspective's funny. Oh, I cracked myself up. Did he? I though he died as well. I forgot what happened at the end of Dexter. Who's Tezo and why is he awesome? It's Tezo. Who is? Who are you talking about? Whoop, spoilers. I don't remember. Did he actually die? I forgot. Oh, my fucking back. Oh God, when's this gonna end? Yeah, but why are people suddenly mentioning Tazo? <laugh> He's full head. <laugh> Is this song any good? I keep hearing it. Kinda depressing. The villains. It seems cool, but kind of depressing. Sounds cool, but the melody is a bit boring. Not good for driving.

N-X-C-R-E. What does that even mean? No, boring. Hey, Michael C. Hall here. Oh, is his name Michael Seed Hall? Never wondered what his name was. Just wanted to wish the cast and crew and writers and fellow producers and everybody on the team well on the getting a principle photography. His lips are interesting when he smiles. That side goes up and then this side goes down like a yin yang sign almost. I cannot wait to take the walk with all the fans down Dexter's memory lane. Hey. <laugh> What is that dance? You wanna see if you're a brave person, what they call the four o'clock in the morning courage. Wait when things go completely to pieces, when things are the worst, when your very best deal falls apart and your rent is late and you're tired and you're sick and everybody's mad at you and your car doesn't work, then it's the person that picks himself up and says nothing is going to stop you.

You know? Yeah, exactly. You want the best quality in the world that you can develop and I give it to you. Yeah. Even when my car, my tire was punctured, I had to go to work, Sonny was dumping me. I stayed strong, kept my eyes on the target, didn't give up.

That's all you need to win at life. He was married in real life. Oh yeah, they were married, weren't they? And then they got divorced all while shooting the show. No, I didn't go anywhere today. That hurts too much. Because I - This guy's gonna explain what's wrong with American bread. In America, what we call bread can't even be considered food in parts of Europe. See, here in America, it's not so much the gluten as what we've done to the grain. About 200 years ago, we started stripping the brain and germ or the fiber in nutrients to make flower shelves stable, also nutritionally dead. Because the nutrients were gone, we enriched it with folic acid, which a large majority of the population can't even metabolize. Therefore, many people experience fatigue, anxiety, hyperactivity, and inflammation. But then the bread wasn't wet enough, so they bleached it with chlorine gas and bread didn't rise enough, so they added a carcinogen called potassium bromate which has been in several countries like - Really?...

UK and even China. America's crazy with what they do to fast food. Start using glyphosate to dry out the weed before harvest, causing endocrine disruption and damaging your gut. So now you're bloated, brain fog, tired and blamed gluten, but gluten is just the scapegoat. So why there's so many fat people in America? 'Cause the food all toxic.

You're not gonna kill me, are you? Is $1,000 enough to start trading? The short answer is no, and you should never be trading such a low amount. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna blow your account and then you'll be discouraged from trading forever. Or you're gonna blow your account and then try to fund it with another thousand and then blow it and try to fund it again. That is no way to learn. You have two options here. One, go the funded route. This is much cheaper where you pay for a challenge and you prove to yourself that you can actually trade. And if you pass the challenge, then you'll be funded and you can actually withdraw money from that account if you're successful so it's not paper trading. The second option is get a good job. And you need a consistent income stream in order to try to tackle trading.

But having a small amount that you're going to be very protective over, or some people go the other way where they're extremely reckless, that is just not a way to trade. I promise you won't even learn it. You're really just wasting your money. Is $1,000 enough? Really? I don't know. I mean, $1,000 is quite a lot if you do 20X leverage.

I don't understand why he says don't bother trading with only $1,000. Get a funded account. Yeah, but I don't want to trade other people's money. What if I lose their money? Oh, Asia market. Not moving. Is it really gonna keep ripping? Surely not. How long to go? 38 minutes. Nearly there. Have a early night tonight. In bed before 12:00. We're slacking now. To start trading. What fair value got... Did you know there's a brand new fortnight mode out right now? What would my interest rate be? 59%. What would my interest rate be? What would my interest rate be? What would my interest rate be? Yeah. Okay. Also, there is an application - Also - Split loan fee, 600 service fee, $395. Loan size increase fee $300. Fixed interest rate fee $750. Security guarantor fee to a... The reason why we're detaining you... Sweet. Also, there is an application - Also.

Also... Fee $600. Split loan fee $600. Mortgage service fee, $395. Loan size increase fee three - Loan size. $300. Fixed interest rate fee $750. Security guarantor fee $200. Settlement fee of $200. Production of documents fee, $150. Late payment fee, $20. Offset fee, $10. Earlier payment of fixed rate fee $50. Discharge fee, $350.

What? Those are the fees. Currently - Those are the fees. Those are another bank. I'd rather you didn't. No. Also - You know, it's all just... It's... You like the interest rate. You like the interest rate. It's a good interest rate. Why does it go up and down so much with every word? What would my interest rate be?. What would my interest rate be? Also, who - Golden reply. Just, we give you money, you lend it out. It will unfreeze credit, stabilize the banks, restore confidence. Some of us don't need any capital. You all need capital. You have no idea what the market's gonna look like in here. Neither do you. The government is going to become a part owner. Does that mean that the government's going to dictate compensation? Did you ever see that? Tucker Carlson. Oh, I liked him. This is always gonna be a bit of a problem for a small car maker because, well, Mercedes-Benz, they've probably got a thousand people employed jet...

Uh, also... Ah, I'm bored. I'm gonna get a ping pong ball and that ping pong bat hits it against that wall. Over and over again. Over and over again. Also, also... Oh, I hate this part of this room. It's so boring. It's so boring. Also, really boring. Ah. Hell, hell, hell. It's kinda weird how in the meter video, they have minion toys in the Happy Mill. It's so weird we got Happy Mill as two grown adults, now but a millionaire. It's like it foreshadowed the minioning. It does look kinda weird having a sofa like that.

I kinda wanna move it back. But then where am I gonna watch the projector on? I kinda miss this sofa being... Unless I buy another sofa without the sticking out bit. I don't wanna put these things Socks in the washing in case I need them again for the big shoes. Still don't know why this door thing is bent. It's like a disabled kid's deformed skull. Why do they make it like that? I though maybe it melted. It's a lot of clutter. It's all these little boxes. What racism? Oh, market's tanking. Oh, my short's gonna go green.

Maybe 28 minutes until freedom. You see that stream as a mirror? I've got a pimple. Oh, it hurts. 24 minutes. Monitor is broken. Broken. Oh, mark it's tanking. Come on. Yeah, yeah. Don't know why it's broken. It just broke. Just went all black, doesn't turn on. Broken. 22 minutes. LG is rubbish. Never get an LG again. Rubbish phones, rubbish monitors. Uh, not really early. It's still finishing around midnight. It's just I'm not doing it until 1:00 AM like before. That was kind of insane, wasn't it? Starting to scale back a bit. I was doing like 16 hours. Now I'm scaling down to 13 hours.

I think I need more sleep, more downtime, just to like think without being on the camera. I'd like to get rid of everything on there really. So very cluttered. I think I did a good job rearranging the room, considering my backgrounds. Might get rid of this. Oh, mark it's tanking. Gonna have a nice long sleep, no more pain. It's gonna be nice. I can also plug stuff in here in case I need to charge. My back feels better than earlier today. If I just stand upright, it's not too bad, but it's when I sit down or bend over.

It really hurts. I can't wait until I can sit down without being in pain. Usually sitting down relaxes you. Pain in the backside. Yeah, hopefully get a satellite tomorrow and I get my projector tomorrow, so it's mostly gonna be exciting, I think. Projector won't come until like six or seven o'clock. Put it all on this wall, big massive picture of myself. It's gonna be fun. Get savi as well. Oh, Moodus unlocks VIP mode or VIP rank. Congrats. I'll give it to you now. Uh, how do you spell it? E-U-C. Why does it not show? Show you there's an easier way to do this.

Why doesn't your name show? Uh, maybe you can do V-I-P. No. Roll. Ah, V-I-P and then name. There, did it work? Yeah, slash VIP. It'd be cool if I could make my own roles like on Discord. You've got OGs. You can add users that will have OG badge. Huh. Maybe that could be a reward as well. Get OG badge or VIP badge. Don't think it worked. Oh. VIP. Enter. It says you already have it. Maybe it takes a second to refresh and update. Yeah, it seems like you have to enable it yourself. Congrats. 14 minutes. Time to turn off the lights.

My little studio. I have three VIPs now. I'll charge my battery bank. Hmm. Huh. Doesn't work with this one. I need USB. What? I need a USB cable. Okay. Though I had another plug somewhere. Oh. Oh yeah, my anchor plug. I don't know what plug this is for. Oh, the Nighthawk net gear. I really wish I didn't make things round. Why do they make this round instead of flat? You put it down on something, it keeps moving. Only people you bet against Daniel have enough points. Never bet against me. Yeah, we gotta do a prediction for tomorrow. Will I get the sausage? Yes or no?

Maybe I'll do it tomorrow morning. 11 minutes. Ah, it's been a hard day of pain. I think the cats. The cat part was my favorite part of the day. The cats. Rearranging my furniture was not fun. I have to sort this out. It's a mess, isn't it? Why is this all here? Mm. Guess I'll put the pillowcase on it. You don't even know where the pillowcase is. Remember when everyone was so excited about the little box? What's in the box? Oh, fuck. Bobby's dick is out. I don't know where the pillowcase is. I can't find the pillowcase.

Maybe we'll change the bedsheets. Oh, that's one pillowcase. Oh. Mm, clean. Clean the pillow sheet. What's that? Oh, God. Another day in Devon. Seven minutes. Still here in July. Rent's due in five days. I guess they're not gonna contact me about the contract ending in July. We're on the rolling basis now. Stuck here forever. I don't need to renew. It just automatically continues. No, I don't need to contact them. It just automatically continues. Just carry on as is. Five minutes. Four minutes. Where's my kick money? What food should I get tomorrow at the supermarket? I think I'll be on at 11.

I probably won't have breakfast because we're not really gonna go out anywhere apart from supermarket and get subaway. I'm still not healthy enough to do a trek. I think by the time I'm ready for another trek, the bella box should be here. Pork lines, a steak, maybe cod and try fish and chips again. What else could I try? Don't really have a craving for anything. Steaks. I can afford to buy steaks now. Chicken wings. May I get chicken breast instead? I could try and make breadcrumbed chicken breast instead of breadcrumbed pork loin. No, I'm not gonna wank. I'm just gonna fall asleep and then probably wake up in the morning and wank. Maybe some kind of beef burger, sausages and bacon, hash brown and chips. Two minutes. Oh, thank fucking God. Oh, geez. Every day is so long. Getting a bit hungry. It's been 13 hours exactly.

I don't know why I'm waiting for one minute. What even is the point? 13 hours, I think that's good enough.