how i plan to fix my life - life updates 2025

What's this?

What are these crowns?

Community leaderboard.

When did they start doing that?

What? XP? This is new.

When did they implement this? I've never

seen that before. That's kind of funny.

I didn't make the coffee properly.

Hmm,

the water wasn't hot enough and the beans

not melting. Okay, what is this crown

thing?

So you got XP for what? For chatting?

And then you get a crown. That's so funny.

I didn't even know they were planning to

do that. I guess it's kind of cool.

Yeah, so if someone leaves, then they lose

their crown, I guess. What if they leave

and then come back?

So everyone can see it, the number 1, 2,

3.

That's pretty funny.

Community leaderboard,

a place for fans to stand out in the

community. Top 3 get a special badge in

the live chat. Resets every stream.

Send live chat messages or super chats to

get XP. Interesting.

This is like, um, doesn't Twitch have

stuff like this?

Oh, my shoulders hurt from the

weightlifting.

Maybe it's like a— what if we do a

competition? Person at number 1 gets $1.

Then people just start spamming. Oh no,

that wouldn't work. Everyone just starts

spamming the chat. Do I weightlift

using my whole body? Well, yeah, when I do

a bicep curl, I try and use the entire

part of this side of the body because I

want to, I want to do these bits too. My

boobage. And my armpit webbing.

I don't know what it's called. You know,

like that bit, the webbing. Oh well,

thanks, Blood Bucket.

Haha, you got censored. Blood Bucket video

is coming up, coming out tonight. I

finished making it.

I think it's pretty good. First of all, I

destroyed kale in the video. And then I

explain what happened with Blood Bucket,

and then I finish it with, um, promoting

my OnlyFans.

Did I really have cereal with blood?

Well, I guess the cat's out the bag since

Kale leaked it.

Yeah, I did it a couple of times.

Obviously, I kept it a secret because I

was in a relationship at the time, wasn't

I? And then by the time I wasn't in a

relationship anymore, it was kind of old

news and I didn't really feel like it was

worth bringing up.

It's not granny cereal. She's only in her

50s. It's not like she's 70. 50s is like

MILF material.

Why doesn't Sunny know? I never told her

and she never asked. She might have

suspected it, but I don't know. I

suspected she might have got with guys

when she went to Korea, but she insisted

she didn't. I mean, I didn't ask, but she

just randomly said Oh, by the way, when I

was in Korea, I didn't hook up. I don't

know what that means. Like, does it mean

she actually did hook up and that she's

trying to make it seem like she didn't?

I mean, if you didn't hook up, then why

bring up that you didn't hook up? I mean,

I wouldn't really care because we weren't

together then, so you

can hook up all you want as long as you're

not with me. Oh no, I think I need the

I don't care if you hook up, just don't

hook up when we're together. That's all I

ask. Oh no,

let me hold on.

Oh, I don't know. I think it's just gas.

It's like the coffee has triggered a bowel

Can't believe you hooked up with Blood.

Why not? I thought people

would just expect it or suspect it. It was

pretty obvious, wasn't it? Staying at her

house overnight.

Oh, my stomach doesn't feel good. But

what'd I have for lunch? I just had

noodles and, um— oh no, I had that

really old pork. The one I deep fried.

I bet it's that.

Is that why Blood doesn't talk to you? I

don't know. I don't know if it's a

coincidence, but she did seem to start

disappearing after that happened.

I also never went back to her house again

after it happened.

I mean, I told Sunny about the Mizuki

thing. Like, Sunny knew I was in Japan

hooking up and stuff, so I mean, I was

hooking up with Sunny. Sunny was a hookup

in Japan, so it's not like she can

complain, can she?

Imagine being in Japan and not hooking up.

Well, I mean, what, what do you do there?

Like, you go to Japan, then what? Not hook

up? That'd be like going to McDonald's and

not eating anything.

Yeah. So I got a video coming out tonight.

I actually made 2 videos tonight— today,

because I was going to release a video

about CDawgVA and I thought, hey, I could

make a video about Kale and Bloodbucket.

So I made that one and I'll post it

tonight. I'll post the CDawg one tomorrow,

probably.

That was just to clickbait his viewers,

see if I can get his viewers to click

again.

Ah yeah, so I've done all my work, now

just relax with a stream.

Well, wow, thanks. Who made a move on who,

you or Blood Bucket? Uh, it was me.

Okay, I'll tell you the story.

So do you remember the stream where I got

red wine and I was, I was drinking red

wine and I had a pizza?

I think I had a pizza. I don't remember.

I think I walked back from Nara I

think it was the stream when I walked back

from Nara and I was like really miserable

and tired. And then she just goes, come

over to my house. And I said, okay. So

then I went to buy wine, didn't I? And I

think the wine made me horny. I have

heard that red wine kind of increases your

blood flow,

but it didn't. Yeah, we did the stream and

then we ended the stream and I went to

bed. And then in bed, I messaged her,

do you want to have sex? Because she was

up in her bedroom. The only way to make a

move is if I texted her. And well, I'm

just going to appear in her doorway like a

ghost. That would be weird. It would scare

the crap out of her. So I just sent her a

message saying, want to have sex?

And then she said okay, and she came down

to the room and we did it.

And she went straight back up to her room

when we finished, and I went to sleep.

Wasn't that big of a deal.

Yeah, and we did it a couple more times

the next day.

And then I went home. Yeah, we did it one

more time, and then I left. And then I

didn't go back to her house ever again.

It just— it felt a bit awkward afterwards.

Yeah, 2 more times after the next—

during the next day.

No, I never went back. I mean, she never

asked me over to come back again after it

happened. So I thought maybe, I don't

know, like, is she scared that if I come

over again, we're going to bang again? Or

maybe she felt awkward as well. I don't

know. I know. I just didn't really have

much time left in Japan anyway.

Oh, hey, Crypt. Yeah, I'm in a really good

mood. Stock's doing really well.

It's been insane. Last night,

some federal court announced that they're

like blocking Trump's tariffs. Market

ripped. I lost like 70% of my day trading

account. And then I just went to bed. I

woke up next day and it all came back. It

completely reversed. It went straight

back down. And I made some extra money on

top by like adding more shorts on the way

down. So I made back most of what I lost.

I made back pretty much all I lost, plus I

made some. So I made like £15 plus making

back everything I lost. So I'm pretty

happy. But damn, that was stupidly risky.

I really gotta stop doing that. I really

gotta get out these shorts. The problem

is, I think like medium-term shorts are

good, so I don't want to get rid of the

shorts. Were the pictures of her parents

looking at you while you raped her? Yeah.

Also, did she stimulate your prostate?

Was she the best at fingering you, or was

it Chihiro? Yeah, we did it in the bedroom

where she's got those big photo— big

portraits of her parents. So yeah, the

parents are like looking at us.

It was pretty good, to be honest. I was

rock hard. Like, after fast, it was

really good, to be honest. I don't know

why. It just shows that younger doesn't

mean better.

I don't know. I think because it felt

wrong, like it was weird, it made it feel

better. Hope Blood Bucket doesn't join the

stream. It would be kind of awkward.

She wanted me to tell people about it,

but then I told her not to tell anyone.

And then she was like, whoops, too late.

She already told bloody Cale. And then

Cale told Pia, and then Pia told

Ken. But it seems like no one else knew

apart from those 3 until recently.

Yeah. So it felt good because it was

weird, I guess. Maybe I like weird sex.

I mean, doing it with your long-term

girlfriend who's the same age as you is

kind of a bit boring, isn't it?

Kale blocked you? Really?

I wonder why.

I thought he was like trying to Rizz up

all the girls.

She had a tongue piercing. Yeah, and when

she gave me a BJ, I could

feel the piercing. It felt quite good.

What's going on with you and Kale? Well,

he keeps flirting with my girls, and then

I got pissed about it and banned him. And

then he went crazy.

She's not a granny. Why do you think

50-something is a granny? 70-plus would

be a granny. 50-something is like

someone's mum. It's like your mum's

probably 50-something. How's that a

Yeah, we're discussing quite an

interesting plan for when Crypt comes. We

could go on like a road trip with Pia.

Pia seems interested in coming.

Just kind of annoying with the car. I wish

I had a petrol car sometimes. Because

you've got to like plan ahead, find out

where the charges are, plot them on the

map. Oh wow,

like extrusion. Did you do some mother-son

roleplay? No, that seems really weird.

Also, she told people she was your mother

in that BDSM bar. Did Mommy Blood Bucket

give the best blowies? No, I didn't do

roleplay.

She told people she was my mum everywhere,

not just the bar. Does Pia's boyfriend

allow it? Well, he doesn't have to know,

does he? You can just say she's meeting

her Canadian girlfriend. Doesn't have to

say I'm there.

Well, does the boyfriend know my channel?

Because then that would be a bit awkward.

There's Tesla Supercharger in Bristol,

about 100 miles away. That's easy to get

to. And then there's another one On the

outskirts of Wolverhampton. It's just I do

not want to go into Wolverhampton or

Birmingham. They are shitholes.

You ever want to see the shittest places

in England? It's probably northern cities.

Wolverhampton is a shithole, but there's a

Tesla Supercharger on the outskirts of it.

I would never want to go into those

cities. It looks like Like a zoo.

I do not recommend. Birmingham's like a

shithole.

Not northern. Anything north of London is

northern.

If you don't sound like me when you speak,

then you're northern in my eyes. If you

say last like last, then you're northern.

No two ways about it. If you say grass

like grass, then you're northern. That's

just how it is. Yeah, Manchester is up

north. It's north of the south,

but it's south of the north, so it's still

north.

Go to Germany in your car. Oh my God. Not

an electric car. We'd have to stop every,

every hour and a half. We have to stop to

charge the damn thing. I feel like I just

buy a second car with a petrol tank. At

least like a medium-sized petrol car can

do like 400 miles before refilling.

Stupid electric car. You got to charge it

every— to be safe,

every 120 miles you should charge it.

In case you get to the charger and there's

like something wrong with the charger,

you want a little bit of battery left so

you can get to another charger. Because

you never know, these stupid charging

places, sometimes the machines don't work.

Like you plug it in, nothing happens, or

the payment system doesn't work. It's

happened, happened before.

You want to drive my car? Hmm, I don't

know, bit risky.

You know how to drive a car, do you?

Yeah, it's pretty annoying having an

electric car, to be honest. I am actually

kind of tempted to sell it and just get a

petrol car and then make a couple thousand

on top of it. Because I don't even,

I don't even drive anymore, so it's

not like I need a fuel-efficient car, do

I? I'll get automatic

diesel. Oh no, I need toilet.

Don't think I can hold it. Oh my God.

No way. Explains why she stopped

appearing. You pumped and dumped. I failed

to mention that.

Um,

I don't think that has anything to do with

it. I need to— Stupid

pork. It was that pork. I had the

deep-fried pork I made a couple days ago,

the one that was smelly. I had it for

lunch today, and now my stomach's messed

up. Smells horrible.

Stupid meat. I feel like just going

vegetarian sometimes. You don't have this

problem when you don't have to eat meat,

do you? Well, it's so annoying.

Like, why does it go off so quickly?

Rotting flesh, basically. Okay, so what

were we talking about? Explains why she

stopped appearing. I don't know if she

stopped appearing because we did it or if

she just lost interest anyway, because I

guess once you've done it, there's like

nothing There's like no more

mystery, is there? Because that's the

final destination, isn't it? To bang.

Yeah. So my car on a full charge, the

estimated range says 190 miles on eco

mode. But if you're doing motorway driving

for most of the time, It's going to be

less than that. It's going to be like 160,

probably. And I drive kind

of fast on the motorway, so it eats

through battery quite quickly.

I try to stick to 70, but, you know,

sometimes you just put your foot down

because it's so boring. It's like, oh my

God, endless fucking motorway and it's all

clear anyway. And I put the foot down and

then you end up tearing through the

battery. So realistically,

you can do like 130-ish before you really

should get to a charging spot.

It's really annoying, especially in

winter. Oh my God, you got the heating on,

you can probably do 100 miles before you

got charged. Yeah, I got a bunch of Amazon

parcels come today. I'll open them in a

minute. I'm not sure who sent them

actually, it's quite a lot.

Did Blood Bucket enjoy it? I think so,

unless she was faking it.

You know, it's not easy to figure out how

to make someone cum on the first few

tries. It usually takes quite a— takes

quite a number of tries until you You

figure out what they like or how they like

it. I think 3 times is not really

sufficient. I need at least like 20 times,

probably. No, we didn't cuddle afterwards.

Just got up and got dressed. I was like,

well, I better go home.

Okay, a Honda automatic. Yeah,

yeah.

Oh, there's some massive roundabouts when

you head to Birmingham kind of area, like

4-lane massive roundabouts. That's kind of

scary. I hate it when

you've got to like I don't know, take 4th

exit, and then you don't know if you

should get on the far right lane or the

2nd to far right lane. Because if you're

in the super far right lane, it's kind of

hard to get out the roundabout because now

you've got to like cut across the lane to

your left and the other lane to your left

to get out. I hate motorway. The motorways

are fine. It's just around. I hate the

motorway roundabouts. Stupid four-lane

roundabouts. Probably town city

driving, town driving, and those massive

roundabouts. Hate them. You really got to

get in the right lane before you get in

the wrong lane.

Daniel, will you cuddle me? Uh, yeah, I

guess so.

I guess it depends. I mean, I'm not gonna

like get dressed and get out of the bed.

And be like, well, back to Rainbow Six.

I'm not gonna do that.

No more crowns. Um, I think

the people who have the crowns just aren't

chatting right now. We got fuck86something

at number 1. It says everyone's got

75 XP.

Would you let her peg you? Yeah, I wonder

if the gay guys would like watching me get

pegged. I don't know if the gay guys

really care about seeing me bang a woman

because I don't know, I feel

like they won't unless they're bi. I don't

really know.

Any gay guys here? Would you care about

watching me bang a girl?

I might do a poll. Like, do you like

watching me bang something or do you enjoy

watching me get banged more? Because I

think a lot of them are like dommes and

want to bang me. I'm pretty sure most of

my OnlyFans people want to bang me.

Not be banged by me. Well, I think you

need straight guys to watch a guy bang a

girl, but then you don't really want to

watch me, do you? You want to watch the

girl get banged because like when you

watch porn, you don't look at the guy, do

you? You're looking at the girl when you

jerk off. I hate it in porn. They like do—

they do like close-ups of the guy's face

and I'm like, oh my God, you're ruining my

nut. I don't want to see the guy's face.

Do point of view. Yeah, that'll probably

work best.

Would I work for Pornhub? I got a couple

videos on Pornhub. Trying to promote

OnlyFans, but it didn't really get many

views. Got about 500

views. Oh, have you seen the new Meta

AR glasses with the camera? I kind of want

that. That looks so cool because you can

just secretly film and no one would know.

I thought about getting that little camera

I had before with the magnetic attachment.

For vlogging. But no, I don't want to

spend the money. I just use my phone.

How much is it? The Meta glasses? I saw an

ad with Chris Hepworth

or whatever his name is. The guy that

plays Thor. Chris Hemingway.

What if I set up a secret camera in the

bedroom? Just cameras everywhere.

This is like Big Brother, but we just have

sex all the time live. That'd be wild.

I'm surprised you haven't already

illegally recorded cereal. Well, I would

never do that, would I? Because it's

illegal. Holy crap, market's tanking.

Today has been great for shorts. It is

tanking, tanking, tanking. There was one

tiny rip. I'm at £134.

Why is it tanking? I don't even know.

Don't really know. I think obviously that

massive pump last night was just like a

fake pump.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, maybe I'll

go looking for a new car. I'm not sure,

because it would be nice to get a car half

the price of mine. And it can do like 400

miles all at once.

But then I've got to go buy petrol. Can't

I just put the petrol in a bottle and like

bring it home? Why do

I need a car? Because to do road trips and

go shopping.

Yeah, petrol is kind of expensive.

Um, yeah, it's— I mean, it's the same

price as charging in a public charger,

but it's more expensive than charging at

home. But then if we do a long-distance

trip, we're going to have to charge at

public chargers, so then it's not any

cheaper than petrol and it's more

I'm just worried, like, I don't know,

combustion engines kind of make me a bit

nervous. Like, you get a bit of water in

it and then it conks out, or you get all

this stuff— oil, transmission, blah blah

blah. I just wish electric

cars could go a bit further without having

to get like a $30K Tesla Long Range.

Oh well. How would water get in the

engine? By driving into a massive puddle

like my mum did. My mum drove her BMW into

this massive puddle. She wrecks the

engine. She took it to a mechanic. The

mechanic was like, you should, you should

sell this quickly. Because it's screwed.

BMWs suck for water.

They always have problems with the water

stuff. My car, I've driven through

these really deep puddles when it stormed

here. It was like a river. The water was

nearly up to the door and I just powered

through. I want to see you get railed on

your OnlyFans. I'm not going to pay

attention to the girl. Just make sure you

suck the strap-on before it goes inside

you. Also stroke it and jerk it off.

Maybe you could call her a guy's name and

she could dress like a man. Really?

Dress her like a man and then she has a

strap-on. That might be kind of hot.

And then the videos of us— of me banging

her would go on her OnlyFans.

I don't know how I feel about that. It's

kind of weird. I don't really want to be

emasculated by the woman.

But that's what the gays want to see me

do, get emasculated.

I wonder if one of the packages I got is

the scales. I could finally weigh myself.

My pecs are actually getting a bit bigger.

There's something to squeeze here now.

Maybe I, I've increased my weight a little

Who wants to guess how much I weigh?

I, I'd be surprised if I was over 50, to

be honest. I might be like 48 or

9. I had more muscle and beer belly in

Thailand, which packed on a couple kg,

but I've been doing my 15 kg bicep curls.

Can you see my progress?

Looking good.

No tricep. Well, I don't do tricep

exercises. When I have sex

after not having sex for a long time, I

always get a massive tricep burn. From

planking, because, you know, when you do

push-ups, you use those muscles. When you

have sex, you don't use the muscles that

you use for push-ups because you're not

really doing a push-up. You're doing like

a plank over the woman.

So I always end up getting muscle cramp,

especially around like the

shoulder area. Like this bit.

Yeah, so what would be a good car?

Sunny's car was pretty good, Vauxhall

Mokka. Looks cool, quite spacious,

and it's quite cheap, like £4,000.

I trade mine in for like £8K, I get a £4K

car, I pocket the £4K money, and then I

put that in my day trading account. Be

I do like the Toyota C-HR, but those are

4K back to mum. Uh, no,

4K in my emergency fund, more like.

Dacia Spring. Yeah, that's quite a

low-budget, reliable car, isn't it?

James May likes it. The Dacia Sandero.

They see a Duster, looks okay. It looks a

bit, I don't know, like you drive it

across the desert.

There's no point giving it back to my mum

because I still have 15k left to pay her

back and I need the 4k more than she does.

She's got a house. I've got nothing. I

could get kicked out of my place anytime,

and I need the money.

Plus, she's got a rental income from that

woman living in the garden, so she's all

good. I'm in a very financially precarious

situation.

I nearly finished my whiskey. Bit sad.

Sunny got this for me for my birthday.

She always likes bringing up our time in

Japan. She said it was nice being with

someone who also has experience living in

Japan because then we can like share.

We've got a relatable shared interest,

shared experience.

Now Sunny hated spirits and wine and beer.

She only likes, um, sweet cocktails like

soju. You remember we got the soju on our

first meeting and she never drank any of

it? She always gets alcohol and then I end

up drinking it all.

She only likes the sweet stuff.

Oh, is market tanking? I still got my

NASDAQ and SPY shorts. I got rid

of the take profit, so if it wants to just

tank, be my guest.

I'm still down £25, but it's an

improvement over being down £75.

Really good day today.

I feel like, I don't know,

gotta be a bit more careful. Like, that

was so stupid last night. To be in a

situation where you could actually lose

70% is ridiculous.

No risk management. Terrible. But it

worked out fine, thanks to luck.

Could have been ugly though.

If Trump comes out and says, oh, these—

this court can't block my tariffs,

then wouldn't it tank again?

This is not good risk management.

It's going to Supreme Court. Yeah, well,

Trump knows how to get away with what he

wants. Last time he had the Supreme Court

thing Didn't he get away with it?

Whatever he was charged for.

Yeah, so I might look at getting a car. I

don't know. Bit of a pain.

The XP thing is gay. Why?

Who's winning?

Fuck. It says his username is Fuck,

and then Murph, and then Chris C.

Yeah, I'm waiting to see if anyone's gonna

do a Super Chat and see if that propels

them to number 1.

When will your EP start? What does that

mean? Electric Pony?

Yeah, do I have to buy a Switch too?

Maybe I'll do a fake review because I

probably won't be able to get it on the

day it comes out. I've been playing my

Switch 2 all day and it's so boring.

If I can get one, I'd get it, but I don't

think there's going to be any in stock and

I couldn't preorder it.

And rubbish has to go out tonight. I've

got 4 bin bags, rotting chicken wings. Oh

wow, thanks, Crypt. Will this help my XP?

Hmm, let's see. Meow, will this help my

Um, I don't see you.

Oh, you're at number 24. You got 75 XP,

but everyone's got 75 XP, it says.

I don't get it.

There's 30 people with 75 and the rest

have about 50.

Weird. Looks like you have

to give more for more XP.

Do I miss Blood Bucket money? Yeah, it was

pretty good. I remember she would drop

like ¥10,000 donos almost every stream,

like ¥5,000 donos.

But then she, she kind of got into

financial Trouble. I remember I was at her

house and she seemed a bit worried about

her pension payment.

I think that was around the time she

stopped donating. But yeah, those donos

were massive.

¥5,000, ¥10,000.

How are you a granny at 50-something?

Granny is 70 over. No, she doesn't— I

don't think she has a pension. It's just

she was making payments towards a pension.

I don't really know how she got money.

She said something like she inherited it

and had stocks. Yeah, she had stocks.

Uh, I don't think she traded. I don't

think she even checked them. Much.

If you have kids at 25 and your kid

has kids at 25, you're 50.

Mm,

I guess. So what if you have grandkids at

40, you're a granny, but if you don't have

grandkids at 60, you're not a granny? I

thought it was based on age, not whether

you've got grandkids or not.

Ah, it's so nice. Don't have those bots

anymore.

It was really pissing me off.

Did I just fart? No, it's my chair. Let's

Yeah, maybe I'll do the Amazon parcel

unboxing now. Hold on, it's getting warm.

I'm feeling a bit hot. I need to get some

kind of new clothing. Again, it's getting

smelly.

I mean, it's not smelly, it's just looking

a bit gruffy, shroudy,

scruffy.

Okay, testing, testing.

Okay, so I got these in the post.

And if you want to send me something,

that's my address.

I miss these labels. I remember scanning

the little barcodes. Yeah, so much stuff.

Look at all this. This one says fragile

and it's kind of heavy. This one's

not too heavy. I reckon these are the

scales. I don't know what that could be if

it's fragile.

4.5 kg, 18+.

Uh, what did you get me? It's also kind

of wobbly. I think I know what this is.

This says 18+ on it and it feels wobbly

inside.

Wait, is that liquid? Is it like a whole

tub of lube? No, that's definitely like

wobbly, like a rubber thing. I don't

know who got me what.

Yeah, it could be alcohol. Yeah, the guy

did, um, have to do An age check.

You know, when I worked at Amazon, you go

do the age checks. You go ask the

customer, how old are you? I would just

enter like random. I wouldn't ask. I just

enter in whatever. Who cares? As if

I give a shit.

Okay, okay. I literally

broke every rule at Amazon and every. I

didn't even ask for signatures, just

Fuck, fuck, fuck Amazon

Flex. Okay, first of all,

open this one. This one's quite heavy.

Oh my God, that's a lot of KitKat.

That's all KitKats.

Oh Jesus Christ, look at all that.

You got a load of Kit Kats.

14, 14, 14 times 6, quick, how much is

that? 60, 4 times

6, 24, 84. 84 Kit

Kats. That's good timing because I ran out

of Kit Kats actually. Also it's good

timing because I can get rid of the

cardboard all tomorrow.

The snacks cupboard. Whoa,

too many Kit Kats. I haven't had

any Pot Noodles yet. Okay, what's next?

Who sent those? I don't know.

KitKat emergency supply. Okay,

what's in that bag one?

Oh, beef jerky!

Wow, high proteins. I like beef

jerky.

Thank you so much.

It won't

open.

This box is like for a shop. You put them

on the table, on the counter. It's like at

the petrol station, you put this at the

counter for customers.

Jack Link's beef jerky.

Oh look, high protein as well.

I might have some later.

I don't know if there was like a message

in it.

And then we got the over 18 box. Let's see

what's in there. Should be interesting.

If it's a sex doll, or if it's like a

woman with a big

butt— ah, it's not a sex doll.

It's— what is this? Like beer?

Oh wow, thanks.

It's like beer, isn't it?

Wingman Brewdog and Elvis

Juice Punk IPA.

Wow, thanks so much. Now I can get drunk

again. Oh, there's no scales.

I was— I thought one of them might be the

scales, but maybe that's

not— oh, I got a note.

Oh, it says who it's from. I don't know if

they want me to say who it's from.

Do you think they mind if I say who it's

from?

It's not from who I thought it was.

It is from Sickly Made Robot.

Enjoy craft beer. Oh,

thanks, I will very

I thought it was going to be like a sex

I get it ready for the bin tomorrow.

So we got beeru.

These look quite nice. I've never had them

Why is it called Elvis juice?

Brewed in Ellen.

Oh, the art's cool.

So what's special about these?

Why is it in Japanese?

Craft beer. I don't really know what that

means. Uh, what was the third thing?

Oh wait, it was Kit Kats, wasn't it? Kit

Kats, jerky, and a beer.

Nice.

Oh my God. And then for

dinner, I gotta eat more potatoes. And

finish the chicken wings.

Have the beer with the chicken wing, I

guess.

How can you afford to live in this mansion

if you're in debt £25,000? Because I don't

pay my debt. I pay my rent instead.

Wow, sunny.

Very nice. I really

like the beanbag. I sit on the beanbag. I

fell asleep on the beanbag because it's so

relaxing. If you put— it's kind of

flattening out, so the beans are getting

flatter, which is nice because now it's

not so stiff. And it kind of like squishes

out more. And if you put more beans at the

bottom, you can like lean back into it and

it's really nice. Yeah, I quite like the

bean bag. I haven't used it. I mean, I got

the bean bag for OnlyFans because I was

gonna get naked and like sit on it stomach

down whilst getting banged in the bum,

but I haven't tried doing that yet because

it's been a bit cold recently.

Why is Cami never in the chats? Uh, I

banned her. I banned her because she was

like writing hate comments on my channel.

Can you believe it? Your own mother

writing hate comments about you. She was

saying stuff like, oh, I don't know why I

have a son like Daniel. Oh, it's so hard

having a son like Daniel. You don't know

what it's like. You don't know what's like

having a mum like you.

Imagine badmouthing your kid on

YouTube.

Imagine my mum goes on the subreddit and

she starts hating on me.

Yep, had to ban her. Also, I sent a happy

birthday to my sister on Sunday and she

hasn't replied, and now it's Thursday.

Kinda weird. Well, I'm never wishing

anyone happy birthday again if that's what

I get. Not even a thanks. Message isn't

even read or opened.

So I don't know what's happening. I have

messaged her before and she didn't reply

for ages, and then she'd go, oh, I didn't

realize. I think something's wrong with

Facebook. What? Nothing ever goes wrong

with Facebook for me. I've never had a

problem with Facebook.

Bit strange.

Yeah, rubbish family, isn't it? I got you

guys who are basically kind of— I don't

even know what you guys look like, and you

guys send me stuff like that. And then my

own family don't even text me back.

Crazy. My mum hasn't sent me a single

care package or anything.

Really,

really weird.

And then they think I'm gonna give up

YouTube, what, and then have no one?

Is this an unboxing stream? Uh, finished

unboxing. I'm not really super hungry

yet.

What's for dinner? I've got those potatoes

again and the chicken wings, maybe some

cabbage. Don't really have anything new to

make now. I've gone through most of my

She's definitely leaving you out of the

will. Yeah, cuz stupid trolls keep writing

comments like, Daniel said he's never

paying you back, and she's gullible enough

to believe it. It probably triggers her

straight away and she actually thinks it's

true cuz she always thinks the worst.

She asked me— yeah, last time we talked

she did send me a message saying Are you

gonna pay me back this month? I said, no,

I already told you I'm paying off my

credit card this month. She— I mean,

she literally said, focus on your credit

cards first. And then I said, okay.

And then she said, are you gonna pay me

back yet? I said, no, you said I'm— I told

you I was gonna pay the credit cards

first. Like, she's getting worried

that I'm not gonna pay her back.

Maybe she paid less attention to the

stupid trolls and paid attention to what

I'm actually saying, then she wouldn't get

the wrong idea. Like, people, people who

I know in real life, they only seem to

watch the bits of the stream where it's

going to upset them, and they never watch

the bit that could make them happy. Like,

people only see the bits where I'm

insulting them, they never see the bits

where I'm praising them.

I don't have the money. That's the simple

truth, is I don't have the money. It has

to go towards my bills, and then any

leftover money goes towards my credit

Who do I praise? I've praised everyone.

Yeah, I badmouthed everyone, but I also

say, you know, they're good at this, they

did this well, they did that well. I'm not

only just bashing people.

I can see the good and bad in people, not

just one side. But some people

don't see any good in me and

just constantly bash me.

I want to finish the chicken wings

because, because the bin

men come tomorrow and I want to get rid of

the food waste. Look at all that potato

though.

I don't want stinking chicken wings in my

bin for another week.

I really hope I don't get diarrhea again.

That pork was off. I still got this pork

that I made a week ago.

I don't know, I'd probably eat it for

tomorrow's lunch, but I really want to

finish chicken wings.

Soggy floppy chips, crisps.

I hope they're gonna crisp up. Oh, they

look disgusting.

Oh, wet. Oh my

God.

Disgusting. I don't even know what that

is, like potato skin.

There's not enough room for everything as

well. Just put that here like

Does being a pay pig also increase your

XP? Oh well,

thanks. I think so, yeah. Let me check.

Although for— I

don't know what 5 New Zealand dollars is

worth.

Um, Junkers is number 11 after that,

but it says everyone's got 75, top 7, and

then he's got 100, 125, 150. 150 is the

top number 1.

I think you probably gotta donate more,

more than a couple dollars. I don't know

what the calc elimination is.

It's not me, I didn't implement this

system. YouTube just rolled it out today,

I think.

These potatoes look not good.

I gotta batch cook the whole thing,

I think, and get rid of these bits of

And some more people with saying I should

get a bigger fridge so I can get more

food. I've got too much food. I can't get

through it fast enough before it starts

And all the— I've got another bag of

potatoes and they're probably sprouting

little alien heads. See if the market

crashed. Oh, market crashing! My NASDAQ

shorts nearly break even. I put another

£100 in there, by the way. That's why,

because I was scared last night I was

gonna get margin called, so I added

another £100. So really I've got £140

nearly,

but I might just leave that extra £100 in.

Oh my God, look at that! That is a

tanking, but I want to hold it because

I think there's a bigger move. I think

we go all the way down there. I'll make

£60. I'm holding out for the long play,

although I might put a long to like hedge

A bit worried.

Yeah, tomorrow could be Massive sell-off.

God, look how much I made— £38— because

I started off at £100 and I went up

to £140 now, and I'm still

down like £25 from my failed shorts. So if

my failed shorts broke even, I'd be at

So yeah, I'm doing pretty well.

Add the remaining ETH money. Well, I've

got rent coming up, so I don't want to go

too deep into overdraft.

I don't think those Crisps are going to be

Reduce your original position instead of a

short. What do you mean?

No, I'm biased short, but I

think there could be bounces and

retracements. Which I want to take

advantage of by having little long hedges.

I really hope I'm not gonna get diarrhea.

They should be fine.

Still got a bunch of vegetables as well.

Well. Like, these are starting to dry up,

these celeries going

a bit brown. Maybe I'll put them in water

so they can survive longer.

Does that work?

And this cabbage It

looks fine. I think I might

have some cabbage, make a coleslaw.

Now I'm kind of over the flour stuff. I

don't really make breads.

Oh, it's crispy.

Oh yeah, it's hot.

Oh, this one's all soggy. I'm putting that

in the bin. Yeah, so in a few

days I've got to decide if I want to pay

another £75 for Travelling Trader Discord

or if I put it into my day trading account

and go my own way. I'm not sure.

Okay, let's cook these chickens. Again,

that's been

in there for over a week. I don't know if

they're still good.

I think it's fine.

Oh, these are going great. What should I

do with these?

I should cook all these as Well,

cooking food, so annoying.

I really like the, the big potatoes,

some butter.

Put some— running out

of garlic. Powder. I've still got AJ's

garlic powder. I haven't used it yet. I

might start now.

How are we going to cook the potato? I

might just chuck them all into the air

fryer. What do you think?

Yeah, Poppy's gone ever since I banned

Poppy. She never came back. So sensitive.

It's so weird, every time the NASDAQ

drops, it bounces right off where my short

is. It's like I've shorted it at a support

level. I'm just

gonna chuck all these in the air fryer.

Basically Cajun

powder.

What else?

Put some

Garlic powder.

There's still a whole box of them.

Some cabbage.

It's kind of funny how people react when

they get banned. I mean, look at Kale. I

banned him, straight away he went to the

hater Discord and leaked all my secrets.

I ban Poppy and then she never comes back

again. People overreact.

All you had to do was say sorry. And then

I would have unbanned you. But nope,

you want to play it that way, then so be

it.

Shoo doo bee doo doo doo.

Oh, hey, okay, the XP stuff's new.

Apparently you get XP for chatting and

donoing.

Well, everyone's unbanned. I unbanned

everyone. But they're still mad.

That's what you get.

Wow, look, looks pretty

good. Don't like this, it's too

bright.

And I got a beer. Which one should I have?

What about this one? Punk IPA.

This is going to be a messy eat.

It's like fruity beer.

I'm just going to use my hands. It's going

Yeah, I like this.

I'm not really hungry, to be honest.

I don't know why.

But man's gotta eat to

get those gains. These are

bad.

Yeah,

just like burnt bits of potato.

Put it in the bin.

Mm,

just kind of bored of this food.

Cabbage and potato.

Oh wow,

it's like

burrata.

We might get

number one.

Oh, I'm full up already.

Oh,

I've got

to check the potatoes.

Hold on.

I've got checked potatoes.

Oh damn, the air fried potatoes look

pretty good. Too bad I'm gonna have them

tomorrow when they're all soggy.

Later I'll tell you why I eat with my

mouth open. It's a very interesting tale.

We'll save

it for dessert.

Fish.

Check the potatoes.

I don't think we got time for rolling

around today. We've got stuff to do.

Bin man's coming tomorrow.

I've got all these bin bags sitting in

here for weeks.

I need to take them out. Stupid, they only

come once every 2 weeks.

The most rubbish I have are the bin bags,

obviously. They come once every week

for the cardboard and the food waste,

which is good because the food waste will

stink. Very nice that they came every

week.

Oh, I feel sick. Oh, the is like

really giving me gas.

It's a nice beer, very fruity.

Don't worry, it's not like rotting

rubbish, it's just, you know, random stuff

It's just I would like to get rid of it

quickly.

No, everyone's putting the rubbish out

Yeah, these look pretty good. Look at

that. I put oil and Cajun

seasoning. They're probably done

now.

They're gonna go all soggy for tomorrow.

Um, okay, let's tidy up.

How's the market doing?

Oh,

that's kind

of not really moving. Bit boring.

We'll probably move soon.

Ew. Oh,