I got BANNED on tinder [vtY6tN1F3Fc]

Your account has been banned.

Your Tinder profile has been banned for

activity that violates our terms of use.

So a few days ago, I found out that I've

been banned from Tinder, so You might be

wondering why I keep saying the word so.

You might be wondering why I got banned

from Tinder and why I was on Tinder in the

first place when I'm a married man. And I

have a good explanation, good reason, if

you would be so kind as to hear me out.

Well, it all happened a few months ago

when my gold membership on Tinder expired

and then automatically renewed itself and

then charged me $144.

As you can imagine, I was pretty annoyed

about having to spend all this money on

something that I wasn't gonna use. I'm not

going to go back onto Tinder and use it

properly when I'm a married, loving,

devoted, loyal, caring husband.

But I still felt like it was a waste of

money, and I wanted to get or gain some

kind of value or enjoyment, entertainment

value, from the money that I was charged

for. I'm not sure what

flag this is. Is it American? So I decided

to go back onto Tinder just to mess

around. I used the passport feature,

which lets you go to It

lets you go to any place in the world,

lets you change your location. So I

decided to go to California because I have

a lot of viewers from California. My

largest demographic is actually

California, so I thought, why don't I go

to California and have a swipe around and

see what I'm missing out on? And luckily I

found out I'm not really missing out on

anything, and I'm very glad that I chose

Japan to come to, to do Tinder in. No

offense to California. I'm sure it's a

very nice place full of lovely people.

I'm still not exactly sure why I was

banned. It just says you violated our

guidelines, and they have a lot of

guidelines. They didn't tell me which

guidelines I violated. I guess it doesn't

matter. Let's just say I did a few strange

things when I was on Tinder messing around

in California, and let's, let's try and

guess why I was banned. The first thing

that comes to mind is I kept changing my

photo to this white guy. And then this

black guy, and I kept switching between

the black guy and the white guy and then

back to my real photos to try and see

which photo would get the most matches.

I also tried this out in Japan, and the

white guy got so many matches overnight.

He'd get about 10 to 15 matches. I'd wake

up the next morning and there'd be—

there'd be all these matches and all these

messages from these cute girls who would

message me first instead of waiting for me

to message them first, which was kind of

Nice. I wasn't used to that. Using, using

my own photos, I would never get so many

matches, and cute girls would never just

message me first. I was kind of surprised

because he was just a normal-looking white

guy, nothing special. He had a short

haircut, bit of a beard, he was wearing a

suit and tie, he was smiling. That, that

was it. And apparently that was all that

was required to get loads of matches. So

if you're that guy or you look like that

guy, you need to come to Japan. Because

you'll be drowning in the vagina juice.

The black guy also got a lot of matches as

well, more matches than, than I was

getting. So if you're a black guy and

you're wondering if you can get a Japanese

girlfriend, the answer is probably.

You'll have a better chance than I did.

The second reason why I might have been

banned could have been because,

well, I might have sent a few messages to

some girls telling them to F off, and I

might have called a few of them ugly

bitches after they stopped replying to me.

And I also got into this argument with

this Asian girl that I matched in

California. She said something like, I

don't date Asian guys, which was strange

because if you don't date Asian guys,

then why did you swipe right on me? I felt

really offended. Why wouldn't you want to

date Asian guys? What's wrong with Asian

guys? There's loads of Asian guys who are

great guys. And you're just gonna write

them all off? Just like that?

How can you just say you don't like Asian

guys? Have you met every single Asian guy

on the planet? No, I don't think so. And

number 2, I'm not even Asian. I'm only

half Asian. Some people think that I'm

100% Asian. No, I'm half.

Can't you tell? Can't you tell that I have

white features? I think they're pretty

easy to point out. Anyway, as you may

imagine, I was pretty offended that this

Asian American girl just said, I don't

date Asian guys, and I

might have told her to fuck off, and I

might have called her— and I might have

told her to kiss herself, if you know what

I mean. Yeah, I'm not proud of my actions,

but it just feels really bad when someone

says, sorry, I don't date guys who

are your race or your ethnic group. I just

find it— I just think it's kind of shallow

and pathetic that you would only date a

guy because he's from a certain ethnic

group and not because of his personality

or of his features or because of who he is

as a person. I guess the bright side from

this story is now my wife doesn't have to

worry about me being on Tinder anymore

because I've been banned. Oh, and one last

message: please don't try and pretend to

be me on Tinder because my wife has her

friends also using Tinder and they know

what I look like and if my wife's friends

see me on Tinder, they're going to tell my

wife and I'll get into trouble. I'm just a

little bit annoyed because they took my

money and I don't know if I can get my

money back. I don't know if I could get a

refund and I really wanted to try out

North Korea. I really wanted to change my

location to North Korea and see if I can

get any matches there. I guess it will

never happen. It It'd be interesting to

hear if anyone else has tried Tinder in

North Korea, and, um, let us know

if you got any matches in North Korea.

Hello and welcome back to another exciting

episode of Cooking with Daniel. Today we

have something kind of weird. Yeah,

Pringles have made their own ramen for

some reason. I guess they got bored with

making crisps and they decided to branch

out into the ramen industry. And what we

have here is Pringles jalapeño and onion

flavor ramen. Should be interesting.

As you can see from the image on the lid,

doesn't really look very Pringle-y, just

looks like a bowl of ramen. We'll see if

it tastes like Pringles or not. I don't

have any high expectations.

So let's get right into the package.

I'm too lazy to set up my tripod, so I'll

just balance my phone in between my knees.

Let's slice it open here.

Get rid of the plastic, and let's look at

the ingredients. There are The

ingredients— we also have vitamin B1,

vitamin B2, and calcium, which is nice

of them to include. So you're

getting some vitamins from your instant

noodles.

And inside we have several packages and

sachets. We have a spice sachet.

I think it's powder. And we have

the soup flavoring, which is also a

powder. And we have some dried

onions in a plastic bag.

And there are the noodles here,

just your standard everyday ramen noodles.

Mmm, they do

actually taste a bit like Pringles,

actually.

Let's prepare this properly. I'm not gonna

eat them dry and uncooked, so that'll be

weird. Just pour in some of this Flavoring

powder. See what it smells like.

Oh, it smells really nice. Smells oniony

and, um, garlicky and oniony and

jalapeño-y.

And then we have the dried spring onions.

How do you open this?

Smells really good, I have to say.

For some gray-looking brownish powder.

It's very— it's very nice smelling.

I don't know how to open this package.

Oh, there we go. Let's add this in.

It smells really good. Can't wait to try

this. And we'll add some spice. I won't

add all of it because I don't really like

spicy food. To add a little,

little sprinkling of spice. Oh, I added

all of it by accident. Oops.

Okay, next step, let's add the boiling

water into the noodles like so.

And I think we fill it up to this line

right about here.

Close the lid, and it says on the lid Um,

cook for 3 minutes, so that's what we

shall be doing.

I just want to make a quick comment on the

smell. Smells really good. Smells very

jalapeño-y. I think it's been a few

minutes and it should be ready. Let's have

a look. Noodles are getting

soft.

Just give it a mix around to make sure all

of the powder and the ingredients have

spread out evenly. What you don't want

when you make ramen is you don't want

these big clumps of the powder, soup

powder, clumping together. You want it to

get all disperse into the soup so

it's nice and evenly flavored. That should

be good enough.

Okay, I'm now going to try and take a bite

without spilling it all over my phone.

If you can see that, I'm not sure.

Looks pretty golden, very Pringle-y.

Let's have a taste.

Hmm,

let's try,

try another bite.

Um, oh, some of the spice just hit the

back of my throat and it's very painful.

Okay, my thoughts are doesn't taste

anything like Pringles, but it tastes

very good. It tastes very oniony, very

Halo— jalapeño-y.

Oh, I think

I just bit onto a chili. There was a dried

piece of chili. You see these red bits?

That is chili. And it's very spicy. If you

like spicy food, then you'll love this.

Hmm, I think

it's good. I'd give it a 7.2 out

of 10. Pretty high up there on my ramen

ranking level.