Dying Light 2 SUCKS - DO NOT BUY

219.

No, 319. Yeah.

Pretty good like

that. Gamer setup.

Epic. Look, I'm like a

proper gamer. I could have my cam here and

there. It's too much camera blocking the

game. How about

Maybe get rid of the chat box.

Hmm, I don't know if I want to bother with

my microphone and those stupid headphones.

Do you think it sounds fine like this?

I really can't be fucked to get my

headphones out.

I'll show my new apartment quickly.

Oh,

it's pretty

good. This is the biggest

place I've had so far. It's huge,

huge.

It's got a bathtub in the bedroom.

Oh, okay, let's play bloody Dying Light so

I can get some footage for YouTube. Dying

Light 2 is the worst zombie video game

I have never played.

Not up to my standards.

I need the camera to stop moving.

Cost £400 per night.

No, not really. £400 for a few days,

then I'm leaving. I'm meeting a girl in

London, actually. I don't know why I get

rejected and then out of nowhere I get a

new girl to meet. It's great. It's why I'm

not scared of rejection, because it seems

like every time I go to a place to meet a

girl and then it doesn't work out Somehow

it triggers a new event from starting,

starting out of nowhere. So I'm gonna go

to London, meeting another viewer

and she— I'm pretty sure she knows what

I'm like, so it's not like she doesn't

know what I want. I think I made it

pretty clear that I don't just meet up if

all you are interested in his friendship,

so hopefully we can

avoid misunderstandings.

How can I get it to stop moving?

Oh, I said stop moving! God's sake.

I'll just crop the left a bit more then.

Why can't Streamlabs cropping— the, the

cropping thing on Streamlabs is so stupid.

Instead of just having a drag, so you drag

the edge to make it small, you've got to

type in a number and then just kind of

guess which number's good. See, that's

450, that's 500, that's 550.

600. 800 is a bit too much. Maybe 600.

Maybe 550. Oops, that's 6,000.

500. I like it when you can

see my laptop. It makes me look

professional.

Why do I use slow mode? Because before

someone kept spamming As soon— they had

some kind of bot. As soon as I went live,

they would initiate their bot, and then

the chat was just full of this stupid

spam. And even if we started banning the

bot, he would just come back. So at least

if there's slow mode, you don't get like

constant wall of text. But I think he

doesn't do it anymore, so Okay,

so how's the connection?

Let me think.

How does it sound? Is it okay? I might get

my microphone.

My Dying Light 2 review on my second

channel kind of failed, so I'm gonna do

another one.

Okay,

so pairing.

Shut up.

Where is it?

Properties.

I don't like having— I don't like the

earphones because it's like my ears are

blocked. Oh, what should I do?

Dying Light is not trending. Well, it's

the number one most played game on Twitch

right now. And it is trending.

Go on Google Trends, you can see it's

literally trending.

Is this even working? Hello?

Maybe I'll

just play the game so you guys can hear it

but I can't hear it, because otherwise I

gotta wear my stupid headphones. I don't

really care that much about hearing it or

not. Okay, um,

it's just when I open the game, then the

clock starts clicking down, ticking down.

We've only got 2 hours.

Okay, let's just open the game.

It's probably gonna be shit. I'll probably

get bored in 10 minutes. Games are just so

shit these days.

But that's the audio. You've got to let me

know if the game sounds too loud.

Yeah, go on to Twitch and

then you go to browse.

Games. Civilization is a vulnerable— oh

no, it actually has a lot less viewers

now. Yesterday it had 140K viewers, now

it's only got 78K. Fortnite has 100K,

League of Legends has 230K,

Grand Theft Auto has 145K.

Those left behind there did not stand a

Well, it's worth a shot, isn't it?

I'll make $10 off YouTube if anything.

Okay, where's the game? Oh, the mouse

feels horrible.

Where's game capture?

Specific. Oh, there we go. Fit to

screen. Why is my camera

so big? Transform, edit transform.

Okay, I want to get rid of some of the top

bit like that, I think, and then a bit

more off the right.

That'll do.

It looks funny. Maybe I'll

do 650.

How's that? Professional.

Okay, we need to start a timer for 2 hours

because I'm not paying for this bloody

game. No way.

There's a timer. 2 hours. We'll do 1 hour

50 just to be safe.

1 hour 49 minutes starting now.

Okay.

Is there any sound from the game?

Wow, the mouse is so slow. Why, why does

the mouse feel so laggy?

Come on, for fuck's sake.

Is there any sound from Oh,

the mouse is so laggy and unresponsive.

I don't even know if I want sound in the

video because it'll just be like fighting

sounds and stuff.

Oh, they've got a streamer mode to

avoid music. That's good. Games are doing

that now. We'll play

on easy, normal.

I don't want to keep dying.

Or maybe I should have put on hard, that—

so I would get annoyed more easily.

That's good, games are doing that now.

Play on.

Am I gonna enable Streamlabs? This is

Streamlabs.

Streamlabs is on.

Can't skip the cutscenes. You're wasting

my 2 hours. Thanks so much.

Oh my God, why do they force you to watch

the stupid cutscenes?

Oh, you can skip.

I have to keep spamming the skip button.

Oh, it feels so slow. Is it just my laptop

that's really slow? Oh, there's something

weird about it, like there's some kind

of delay.

But I've got, I've got all my systems

boosted on max.

I've got CPU boosted, I've got GPU boost.

Oh, my laptop isn't plugged into the

charger! What?

Oh, my battery's dying. Fuck, it is

plugged in.

Oh, it's not— the cable was like not

connected in properly. I wondered why my

boosting fan wasn't coming on.

I didn't even realize my laptop wasn't

plugged in.

The stupid plug wasn't pushed in 100%.

Here we go. The fan's coming on.

Oh, that's better. It still feels weird

though. When I'm jumping, there's like a

weird delay.

Oh, it feels horrible.

Is it supposed to be like this?

It's also weird when you move, it's like

the background zooms in slightly towards

the character.

So I can punch stuff.

It's giving me a headache. What have they

done to this game?

The mouse feels laggy and sluggish. The

camera kind of feels weird when you move.

Window mode, window borderless, full

screen maybe. Do I need V-Sync on or off?

Lower the graphics. Yeah, I might do that.

High quality, medium quality, low quality.

I'll put it onto low quality.

Oh, did I save it? No, I didn't.

Where's the save? Oh. How do you save the

Do you wish to save them? Okay.

Yeah, saved. Uh,

it still feels weird. Look at the

background when you move like that. It's

really weird.

Not impressed. Okay, let me check the

Let's see. Uh,

it still feels weird. Look at the

background when you move.

Oh my God, CDawg is still streaming. The

guy never stops streaming.

That's my dashboard.

I can't

hear anything.

Is it motion blur? Let me check.

Motion blur.

Game subtitles.

I don't see any motion blur.

Whatever, time's ticking. Let's play the

game. Okay, I died already.

What am I supposed to do?

What a stupid game, doesn't even tell you.

Okay, this time I'll go this way.

So we just got to do jumping.

Oh, I'm getting a headache. If you're

going to make a parkour game, don't make

it first person. You want to make a

platforming jumping game, make it third

person, please. It feels

horrible.

It's like it's trying to be that Mirror's

Edge game. Do you remember Mirror's Edge?

That game was horrible as well.

Am I supposed to jump up there?

Skip all this. You'll see,

it's incredible. What's incredible? Most

pilgrims don't last 2, 3 years on the

road. You've been kicking around for what?

You said this was bad yesterday. Why are

you playing it? Because I'm bored.

I know, but my first video didn't do well,

so we gotta try again. Yeah, right. We're

gonna try it to make another video. I had

as much energy as you. Got a new lead on

Jane? Nah, trail went cold after New

Paris. Which route you take, through

Baines or Gary? Baines. What a shit. You

think the sound's okay? Is it too, too

loud or too soft?

Look at that, a beehive full of honey.

Can't let an opportunity like this go to

waste. No way. Look around.

If we're lucky— When it comes to games,

if If the game feels janky straight from

the beginning, then— what the hell was

that? Look at his foot! His foot's so

small!

Press Q. Already the

game just feels bad. I'm not even playing

it for a few minutes. Just a few minutes

into the game, you can already tell that

it feels bad and it feels low quality.

When he runs, it's like he's bobbling to

the side. What's wrong?

You look like you're doing this for the

first time. Press Q to use Survivor Sense.

Oh, I need to get a camo mile. I hate

it in games when they make you collect all

these stupid random objects.

They don't tell you where it is. Where is

it?

Chamomile. Oh, it's there.

Need 2. Let me guess, this game has

crafting and alchemy and you collect herbs

and you make potions. How original.

I still can't find this stupid camera

Where is it? Since the last time we saw

each other, huh? Back to work. That's

What?

Help me.

I'm already stuck. I can't get this stupid

chamomile plant.

You know what chamomile looks like? Yeah,

but I can't see any. Is that it?

Oh, it keeps showing me where the honey

is.

Where is it?

What's wrong? You look like you're doing

this for the first time.

Honestly cannot find where it is.

This is just terrible game design where

They don't make it obvious where you're

supposed to find it. Is that it? You've

gotten a bit dull since the last time we

saw each other. It says press Q. What's

that yellow thing? Maybe it's up here.

Oh my God. There it is. Why does

it look like that? This will do. You

remember that old herbalist we helped?

Come on. Oh yeah, the one that had that—

got 1 hour 30 minutes. Remember, I want to

at least get into the meat of the game.

Combine them and lucky you, you just might

go on living.

I hate crafting in games. I don't want to

collect random junk to make stupid objects

that I don't care about. Oh my God, look

at this crafting system. There's so

much junk.

And then— oh, I hate it in games when they

do this as well. They don't just let you

skip it. They keep pointing little tips at

what you gotta click on, and if you don't

click on it, you can't progress.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Come on, move!

Finally.

Jesus, look at the way he runs.

Looks so weird.

This is it. Come on.

Somebody had a nice crib.

Damn it. I'll try to get through here.

You check the other side. Take anything we

could use. Yeah, sure.

Search the house.

What house? It's just a brick

wall. You'll never find a way in just

standing here. I heard that you don't

even get guns in this game and it's all

melee. Press C

to crouch.

Yeah,

so why'd

you play this shitty game?

Because everyone else is playing it.

Why doesn't he open the door?

The movement in this game is horrible.

In Rainbow Six, the movement is so snappy

and responsive. This feels like there's a

delay when you turn around.

Yeah! What the—

what?

So far I'm not really impressed with the

game. The gameplay is not up to my

standards. It's very boring. Nothing is

happening and I don't know what

Nothing here.

I can't believe this is a 2022

next-generation game. It looks really bad.

Doesn't it look really flat and bland?

Look at his shadow.

It looks like a game that came out 6 years

ago.

Investigate. And that's what they called

art. You turn up the game volume.

Okay,

how, how's this?

Let me check.

Testing, testing,

testing,

testing,

testing.

I feel like it's too loud. That's too

loud. Turn it down a little bit.

Okay, testing, testing,

testing.

Testing, testing,

testing, testing, testing.

I think that's okay.

I don't want the sound to be too

overbearing.

Yeah, I think

that's okay. I'll turn it down a tiny bit.

Did I turn it all the way back to where it

was? No, it's fine.

That— I can't beat his

anus. So what am I supposed to do?

Explore the house?

I really hate it in games when they've got

this massive long intro and

then the actual game doesn't start until

about an hour into the game.

Oh my God, she's recording.

Let's go. Oh, are those zombies?

When can I do some fighting? It's been

half an hour, nothing has happened.

Explore the garden.

Okay,

why is everyone dead?

Dear— I

want to get up there.

Sit here. Come on,

I'll do fighting.

Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. Skip, skip,

skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.

Okay, now what?

Go to the radio antenna.

How? Oh, so we're gonna The

way that he runs looks so stupid. Why are

his hands doing that?

Why does it suck? Well, it's just really

slow and boring. I've been playing it for

40 minutes and nothing has happened. And

the graphics look stupid and bad, and the

camera is giving me motion sickness when I

move about.

No, no, no, no, no! Nearly died. If I

died, I had to start again. I would not be

pleased. Where am I supposed to go? Oh,

there.

I was hoping he plays Pokémon. I would,

but then I can't refund it. He's stuck

with it. Oh, there's a zombie. First taste

of combat. Ah,

combat wasn't really great. You just spam

the mouse button, don't you?

Well, the combat system is basically you

spam the left mouse button over and over

I expect a little bit more challenge and

depth from my combat in video games for me

to be amused, but I'm not really amused.

But that's the problem when you've got

first-person melee combat. It just doesn't

really feel good. If you want to do melee

combat, you've got to make it third

person. Come on,

get up there. Come on.

Where do I go?

Why is Nishi being timed out? I didn't

know I had moderators. Stop banning and

timing people out for no reason.

Wait, I think I have to go up there and do

some parkour.

How do I get back up there? These

mountains are blocking my way.

We've got 1 hour 20 minutes left.

Until this torture ends.

Can you drag the bodies around? I'm always

impressed when you can drag them. Oh, you

can kick them. How do you drag it?

I love dragging bodies around and putting

them into a pile and then messing

with them.

I think I wasn't supposed to jump down

here.

Where do I go?

Aha.

Why do they make it so difficult to get to

where you want to go?

Yeah, I don't think I was supposed to go

down there. Go back up here.

This is

so frustrating. Oh my God,

you can't get up this bit.

Look, he's stuck. There's like an

invisible wall up there.

I think I'm nearly dead. Press H.

I'm pressing it. Oh.

As an avid fan of zombie games and horror

games in general, I just had to play this

game. Unfortunately, so far it's been

absolutely terrible. The parkour

platforming system is not up to my

standards, gives me a headache, and I have

no idea how to get up this stupid bridge.

Maybe I climb up this ivy stuff.

Is he climbing? Am I— is he climbing or

not? It looked like he was climbing.

What?

This is just terrible game design. Oh,

I'm up, I'm up! That was such a weird way

to get up there. Didn't seem like that

was the way you're supposed to go.

Jump up here, jump up there, jump down

here, run past the zombies. Why are there

so many zombies?

Am I supposed to just run past them all?

Where are they? They don't even follow

you. Oh, one of them is The

AI is terrible. You can just run straight

past them, they don't do anything.

These ladders make it easier.

I guess you go up here.

Oh,

this game's

so annoying.

It doesn't make it obvious where you're

supposed to go.

Oh, okay,

found it.

And then up. Yeah,

well, the view is quite nice.

Can't really complain about the view.

We're leaving the mission area. Where is

the bloody mission? Oh,

I'm running away from it.

Okay, maybe this zipline.

Can you imagine paying £55 for this game?

Do people actually enjoy it? Let me kick

you off the edge a little bit.

You can— I'm guessing it's this way.

Parkour level up. So what's the level up

tree thing like?

High jump.

Puncher skill. Oh wow, there's quite a lot

of skills that you can get. Active

landing, firm grip.

Oh, so you can unlock different moves by

getting points.

Smash, stab follow-up, ledge takedown.

Block charge, windmill,

double jump, dash,

dart, enemy jump.

Almost there.

How much time? 1 hour 15 minutes.

I don't like how echoey this room is. Can

you hear? It's like echoey.

It's already dark. Time to hide somewhere

for the night, or else what? What's gonna

happen? Okay, I found the radio

antenna.

Jump on the Drain

pipe.

What just happened? Why did

he fall off it? Come on, go!

The broadcast station should be here

somewhere. Search for a place to sleep.

Okay, let's give it a try.

This is it, the broadcast station. I gotta

start the generator. Oh, it's dead.

I need to connect it to power.

What am I supposed to do? Turn on

the power. How?

Oh my God, this game's so boring.

Okay, turn on the power.

What the hell is that?

So I guess they have special zombies that

have special abilities, just ripping off

Left 4 Dead. I bet she spits like a green

poisonous thing at you. The hell is all

this now?

Am I supposed to run away?

Clear the area.

That was

close. Notice you have

good posture when sitting. I don't know,

I just don't want to become hunchback.

Don't you see people who are really

hunched outside and then you think to

yourself, I don't want to become like

Mida used to say that as well. She would

say, you sit up so straight, and then I

would— she would always sit like this,

and then I would try and straighten her

back out for her. Because her shoulders

were like very straight,

hunched up. I would massage her,

touch her neck, smell her nape,

lick her ear hole,

straighten her back before I bent her

over. That's the best way.

This game is so boring.

When can I finish? 1 hour left. I don't

think I can even play for another hour.

This is so damn boring.

Psst, Aiden. Aiden, pup, Aiden.

Are we running or what? But like now?

No, when we're old.

No, Aiden, we need supplies. Oh,

sexy lady. Is that a lady or is it a

child? Oh, it's a girl. I mean, not sexy

Why does she look like me?

Why everything reminds me of me?

Wait,

yeah,

we're not going to put that into the

YouTube video. Am I still

going on the dates with the black girl?

Maybe. I don't know if I can feel bothered

because I'm leaving here soon. So unless I

can bang her on the first date, which

probably won't happen— and she sounds way

too clever to me. She works at like some

kind of research and development for

mechanical gizmos, and she's only 22. How

does she have such a good job and she's

only 22?

I just, I feel very insecure when people

are so much younger than I am and then

they've got a really professional-sounding

job. I was washing dishes

when I was 22, and then you got people out

there, head of research and analysis of

technical optical tracking whatevers.

They just study really hard.

I like it when girls just, you know, work

at a shop. That's, that's my kind

of level. I don't want to date like some

kind of super genius scientist engineer.

Just makes me feel bad and stupid.

What is a gangrene? Let's call it a knife

or a club.

Okay, I think I'm done. I think I've got

enough footage to make a 10-minute video,

don't you think? I'll just— I'll wrap it

up with a conclusion. What should I say?

So after playing Dying Light 2 for several

hours, I have to say the game is extremely

boring and slow-paced. And the combat

is just not really engaging or fun, and I

really just don't feel hooked into the

game world or the gameplay to make me want

to play further to unlock all of the extra

skills. And the movement and

the platforming is just really janky, and

I don't like the way it feels. It just

doesn't feel good.

And I'm bored. Sorry. Yeah, I give this

game a 2.1 out of 10.

Would not recommend. Terrible game.

And cut. Okay. Oh, thank God. Oh my

God, this game's so shit. Jesus Christ,

give me my refund. Oh my God,

that's the worst game I've ever played.

I've got 1 hour left. I can't even be

bothered to play it.

All you do is run around and then you spam

the left mouse button and the zombies

don't even do much. My God.

What is gaming coming to when that is like

the latest and greatest of gaming in 2022?

Daniel, it's not that bad. It was just so

boring. I can't even force myself to carry

on playing it.

It reminds me of Far Cry where you're just

on this really luscious-looking island,

and then you got to gather materials and

find a safe house and defeat the other

people.

It's just I have very high standards when

it comes to gaming. Like with women,

I'm very difficult to please because

I know what I like and I know what I don't

like. And I can usually tell if I like

a game straight from the beginning,

and I just, I don't see any appeal in

He keeps getting stuck on rocks and stuff

Play Elden Ring? I will when it comes out.

I should be back home because I'm leaving,

leaving Scotland this week. I can't

believe I came all the way to Scotland for

that Scottish girl and then she's dating

Alan. She said, why would I want to go on

a date with you when I'm dating Alan? I

don't know. Why are you sending me bloody

selfies all the time and phoning me for

hours when you're with Alan then?

Don't you think I'm gonna feel like you're

interested in me?

People— it's just the thing I don't

understand about women. They do all this

stuff that misleads men into thinking that

they like them, and then they act all

surprised. Oh, but I was only sending you

my nudes I didn't think you would like

me. Are they just playing dumb?

If a girl starts wanting to phone me for

hours and hours regularly and then sends

me selfies nonstop looking

nice, then I'm gonna think, why is she

doing this? Is it because she likes me?

This is— oh look,

I died. Oh no, I'm so sad.

I failed at the game.

If you want a zombie game, I would say get

Left 4 Dead or even Back 4 Blood.

All these zombie games have either dead or

blood in the titles, like Dead Island,

Dead Paradise, Left 4 Dead, Walking Dead,

Dead 4 Dead,

Dead of the Deadening. Dead, dead, dead,

dead, dead. None of it's original.

This just feels like a combination of

those Walking Dead games and then that

Dead Island game and then a little bit of

Left 4 Dead with the safe house mechanics

and the special unique zombie things.

Wow, you can swim.

Do I like the game? No, it's rubbish.

Okay, I'm done with this game.

Finished. Alt+F4.

Alt+F4. Quit here,

and then I'm

hungry. I want to get some Uber Eats.

How do I reset?

Reset transform.

Um, fit to screen. There you go. Wide

angle.

Being a video gaming streamer is not

easy. It's hard work.

Have I heard about The Day Before?

No. I feel like zombie games, they've just

been done to death at this point.

How do I refund it?

Dying Light 2 support.

It's not what I expected. I'd like to

request a refund.

Choose a refund reason. It's not fun.

Not up to my standards.

Okay, your help request has been

submitted.

Imagine I don't get the refund and I end

up losing £55 on that game.

What happened with the Flash game? I was

trying to make the turret work, but I was

having problems with it and I got fed up.

And then I went to meet that Scottish

girl. And then she tricked me.

You always get refunds. Yeah, I've never

not gotten the refund, but sometimes I

worry, what if they say you've been

refunding too much?

I'm not sure if I'm gonna stream on

YouTube tonight.

I've got a date. I don't really want to

go.

Should I just— I don't know.

I tried— I asked her, she said— what did

she say? She said that she never had pot

noodle before, and I said, what? Maybe you

should come to my place and I'll make you

some, wink wink. And then she said, maybe

we should go out and eat at a ramen place

first, and then we'll see.

So I can't really push it any further.

She said her mum worked as a stockbroker.

Um, what were you doing out there in

Japan? I was— I

was Married

and I cheated on my wife, and then I had a

sex doll, and then I had fish, and then I

broke her door, and then ran away to Korea

to sleep with a bunch of prostitutes. Do

you want the honest answer or the fake

answer?

What should I say? A black girl might

expect you to have a job on her level.

Yeah, I feel so nervous now when girls ask

me about what I do for work.

Even if I'm a millionaire, I can literally

say, oh, my granddad died and I inherited

500k, so I don't have to work.

They're not going to be impressed. It's

not about if you have money or not, it's

what you're doing with your life that they

care about. And I guess

I don't really paint a very attractive

picture of my lifestyle, especially when

I say stuff like, oh, I go to Japan every

year for half a year, not really doing

anything apart from going on Tinder dates.

Girls want honesty. Yeah, just so they can

find out if they want to date you or not.

They want honesty so it benefits them.

So that they can— so they can make a

decision if they want to be with you or

not. I think by telling them that

I keep going to Japan and I never really

stay in one place consistently and I don't

work, I think that really puts a lot of

girls off.

What were you doing out there? Oh, I was—

I was— um,

I was on the working holiday visa.

I just had a few part-time jobs. I mean,

it's not a lie because I did do that.

It's just that was a long time ago. I just

had a few part-time jobs. And I

did a bit of traveling. Smiley face.

I started getting into anime a year ago.

I love it. What's your favorite anime?

I think my fave— my favorite anime would

be— I think

That's kind of cute, put a Y on the end of

think. I thinky.

I think my favourite anime would be Death

Note.

It's just so funny.

I think my favourite anime would be Death

Note. How about you?

My conversation skills are so boring.

My favorite— I think you can tell a lot

about a person if you ask them if they

like Light or L. I definitely like

Light more than L because I don't like

goody-two-shoes who want to do everything

by the books.

L is like one of my haters trying to find

stuff out about me to ruin my fun.

Danny L.

Don't say how much money you have, just

say you have enough unless you don't have

the money. Well, I usually say I worked

part-time. I mean, I say I worked night

shift in a petrol station and I saved up a

lot of money and then I invested it and I

did pretty well. I did pretty well in the

markets, and I'm just trying to find what

I want to do next. But they're never

impressed with that answer. They want

someone who has a career sorted out

already, someone who knows what

they're doing with their life, and someone

who's settled, has their roots planted.

That's just not the kind of picture I

paint. I think that's why I keep getting

rejected. Maybe I should put that in my

It's kind of weird how clickbait doesn't

work on Twitch. On YouTube, you can put,

this game sucks and it's rubbish, and you

can click— you can get hate watchers to

click on it. But on Twitch, it doesn't

really seem to work, does it?

I've never had an experience where it

worked. That's why I just can never do

well on Twitch, because you have to be

consistent and you have to grow your

following slowly by not being a dickhead.

And you've got to be likable and you've

got to make people like you. You can't

just game the algorithm and clickbait on

it. That's why I hate Twitch. It's too

hard.

Okay, what now? I might get food.

I'll show you my new apartment.

This kitchen's a lot better than— this

kitchen's a lot better than the previous

place because they've got

color-coordinated kitchen stuff. It's all

white and it all looks like it's part of

the same brand.

Ugh,

very hard to stream like this.

The kitchen looks really nice. Look, you

got this. An espresso machine. Look at

this kettle. It's like something out of

Fallout. It looks very

steampunk.

Oh, look, you press the handle.

Well, I'm gonna go now, I think. What time

is it? It's 5 o'clock.

Should I do a stream on YouTube? I did a

stream yesterday. I think I might just

relax for tonight.

I don't know if I'm gonna do a stream

here.

I don't know.

I'm just not very— I

don't have a lot of time.

If I could meet this girl for lunch and

then come back in the afternoon, then I

could stream.

Are we meeting?

Oh, she wants to meet in the evening.

Hmm, I might ghost her. I don't know.

She looks okay. She's not fat.

She looks a bit like— do you know that Sun

Bookish girl? Her channel is called Sun P

now. She looks a little bit like her.

I'm just trying to think, do I want to

meet her or do I want to livestream?

Well, I could livestream today.

Livestream the date. What, secretly?

Get a secret camera? I'd get in

so much trouble if I did that because

anyone could just show up to the date.

And be like, excuse me, um,

did you know Daniel's secretly filming

this date? Yeah, he's got a secret camera

in his nostril.

He's actually recording you for his

OnlyFans.

What should I get for Uber Eats? I don't

really feel like cooking. There's no point

cooking when you're not here for long.

What do we fancy?

I had a German döner kebab. It was quite

good. It was in this waffle pastry thing.

Korean fried chicken.

Actually quite fancy KFC.

Did I eat donut in Germany? No, I had it

here. I got it on Uber Eats. Came in a

very fancy box and came with spring rolls

and chips.

Not fries, they're called chips.

Hell ramen.

What's that?

Should I get KFC?

Getting hungry now. Mighty Bucket for 1

meal, £8.50. But I need

some lunch for tomorrow,

so I might get extra large 10-piece

bargain bucket. £20,

£24, 14 pieces. 10 pieces

sounds enough for tonight and then

tomorrow's lunch. Going to

get 2 regular chips and

coleslaw and hot

wings, popcorn chicken.

I think that's enough.

£20 just for 10 pieces?

Better be good. Add to order.

£23. Whatever.

Place order. It's coming, KFC.

I'm gonna be broke.

They don't have a special Scottish KFC

menu or McDonald's menu. They should do

like a K— I mean, they should do a haggis

burger. In Japan or other countries

you go to a McDonald's, they have a

special menu. Why don't they

do that here?

Do I tip Uber? No. I'm already

getting ripped off at these prices. 10

pieces of KFC for £23. I could get

a whole chicken to roast in the oven for

Already getting ripped off here.

And it's not like the job's hard. They

just go to the place, pick up the food,

and then ride their bicycle here. It's not

hard like streaming is and being a

professional YouTuber.

Do you like this radio? This radio looks

Should I stream eating the KFC?

Now I'll probably end the stream and then

just enjoy my meal and watch Maybe there's

a new Trash Taste. Oh no, it's not

Tuesday, it's Monday. Maybe there's a new

something. I need to do my final

luxury apartment tour video. I think I'll

just make a luxury tour video because

I want to show the whole place off.

Or maybe I'll do a luxury tour stream.

I don't know what to do now.

So I want to do a clickbait title, I got

rejected again, and then just talk about

the date I had with the Hong Kong girl.

Or I could make it a video and use the

clips that I got from the cocktail bar.

Oh, this place is so nice. Can you imagine

living here? It's huge.

The ceiling's so high. Look.

Where are

my trousers?

Why is it not moving?

Oh, he's coming. Damn,

stupid.

It's a bit cold.

Well, thanks for watching.

Dying Light 2 sucks.