FIRST Stream with my Girlfriend!-6d7be222-b1dd-458d-86a2-e08edf73c7d4

Ah, it's back.

Oh, you lost your viewer.

Lost all my viewers. Oh God, what time? 3 o'clock. Hey guys, anyone there?

What? Made from frog.

Frog?

Yeah, it's frog. Something.

Look weird. The GoPro app, I don't know, disconnected me, but I'm back. What else did we not see?

Yeah, we've seen everything. I want to eat some sambal.

Wow, it's just a bag.

They use it to make a, like a funder.

So this is the traditional Thai outfit, very conservative. You want to try?

You want to try? Okay, how'd you do it?

Accidental face reveal.

Where's your hammer?

Oh, here.

Use your hand.

Really?

Like that.

Like that?

My new job. YouTube died, my channel died.

My new job.

This is your job? Your new job? It reminds me of Age of Empires when the villagers build stuff and they all hammer the ground at the same time. Why don't they have enough hammers? We have now. Maybe this one.

Just do one.

Just one. It's taking so long.

You want to try? Okay.

This is such a weird hammer.

Watch out, my hand! Look, why?

See?

Oh, I did it too strong. Yeah. Broken. Hop out, hop out!

Yeah, like that. Hop out!

You hit me!

Call the police again. Yeah, call police, call police! Help me! What? He stole my heart.

Stole your what?

My heart.

Your heart?

Yeah, just joking.

Uh-huh.

Very cheerful.

Autism camp. That's a good one.

Sui is mean bad lucky.

Bad luck.

Sui. Don't, don't say sui. Sui. Yes, yes, like that.

Sui.

What happened?

Why? Tired.

Tired?

Yeah.

Don't hear you that.

You beat me.

Is it—

that's me?

Yeah, it's you.

Oh no.

Come here with me.

My new job. My YouTube channel died. Now my new job. I make $1 an hour.

$1? It's so expensive.

$1, I give you 10 baht.

10 baht?

Sell to America. Maybe roll it like this.

This way.

Okay, I think it's not scary for now.

Why not?

Because it's moving.

Maybe it's enough.

Now you have this thing. This way. It's not my finger.

Yeah, I think we're hammering the leaf into the bag to leave a print, like imprinting it.

That's right.

Where else?

I think finished.

How much do you have to pay?

I don't know, maybe 3,000.

3,000? Not sure.

Okay, let's see. What? It looks better on the paper. Doesn't look very good. It looks better on the paper than on the bag.

This is ourself.

It looks kind of faded.

Ah, so tired. What do you think? It's okay?

Yeah, it looks like it's just been squished on the bag. It's okay, I guess. What do you think? This one more beautiful than this.

Oh, very nice.

Free? Yeah, thank you.

Free bag. Took your picture. Very nice. New merch.

I—

we can sell it to my viewer. Sell to my viewer. What's that?

This shop.

This shop?

Yeah, this shop.

Ah, yeah, okay. Special merch. Oh, my legs. Special bag merch made by my girlfriend. Wow, free bag, free food. What? Oh, it's broken.

Yeah, because you—

Oh, I did it too hard. Oh my God, I'm too strong. That's the problem. I have too much power. Oh my God, too much power. Oh my God, it's got a hole.

Oh, my finger! You can see my finger.

Whoops, that bag must be so weak if, if that made a hole in it.

Oh well.

Oh, what's that? Damn, I look cool.

It's made from onion.

What's that?

It's made from onion.

Onion? Doesn't smell like an onion. Shallot soap. Oh yeah, it smells a bit like an onion. Shallot soap, but then you smell like an onion. Why would you want to smell like an onion?

Like a—

it's like perfume-scented onion. Traditional Thai music! What's that? It looks like Ice Poseidon! It actually does look like Ice Poseidon! Does it look like ice? Look, look like Ice Poseidon!

Oh, it's standing with the ice person. Yeah, that's how tall it is.

How tall is that? 10 foot tall. That's like 10 foot.

Ice being a crybaby now.

He's just hiding in his hotel. He said he's sick.

Fish sausage.

Can I eat some? Yeah, yeah, if you want. Why not? Oh, the smelly sausage place again. She live? She got zero viewers. How many viewers she got? She's got zero viewers. It said zero. She's doing a livestream, it said zero. There's a woman livestreaming, she's got zero viewers. I got 40, I'm famous.

Uh-huh. She had zero viewers.

Maybe we buy chicken and som tam. You want to eat?

No, I'm full up. Yeah, if I didn't have my YouTube channel, I'd have zero viewers too. There's basically no way to get viewers unless you either have a YouTube channel already or you like Snipe Ice and then get some of his viewership.

It's hard growing as a streamer.

You got to either collab or, I don't know, go viral on YouTube. You can't grow just by streaming unless your streams are amazing. You don't follow his girl like you. He's your leader. Kimberly follows him. Well, I'm just— I don't know. No, I'm leading her like a person walking their dog on a leash. The dog walks in front doesn't mean the dog's the leader. Kimberly's pretty boring though.

What's this?

Somtam.

Somtam.

Yeah.

Nam som. Kimberly has those crazy eyes, like they're super wide open all the time.

Wow, look at that chicken.

This truck looks like a Transformer. Optimus Prime, Thai version. Are they sleeping here? Can I play the bongo?

Yeah, you can.

Oh, sticky. Too loud.

My dogs.

Imagine if I go to a nightclub, that's my only dance move. I call it, call it Flappy, the Flappy Bird move. The Flappy Bird. Sit there again.

Yeah. They finish.

They finish. So my girlfriend doesn't even wait for them to leave. Uh, she wants to eat.

I'm sorry. Say him.

She's eating. She's eating.

Maybe I'll walk around. Oh crap.

Oh, show the crab. Oh, disgusting. That food looks really bad. It's just like raw vegetables in a brown soup with a crab. Uh-oh, face reveal! What the hell? The live stream, it looks wider on the live stream than it does on my GoPro.

screen.

On my GoPro screen, it's more cropped in. That's why I accidentally showed her face yesterday. Let me see. I'm lining up the top of the fence with the top of the screen on my screen. Oh my God, what I see on my GoPro Look, I'm lining up the top of that fence with the top of my screen, but on the stream it's actually— you can say see way above the top of the fence. That's weird. That's why, I mean, yesterday I thought my girlfriend's face was out of shot, but it was in shot.

Why is my girlfriend's face out of shot?

GoPro screen zoomed in. That's why I thought it was cropped in. Very weird.

You finished?

Famous? Who? Who's famous?

Famous YouTuber.

He's famous. Wow, so many people got cameras. It's got a GoPro on the camera. It's like a cooking show. It's quite handsome. I don't understand, why does he have an Action— Osmo Action on top of the camera? He's got a GoPro on the top of the lens.

Famous YouTuber.

It's like a sauce, cooking sauce. Ah, that mic came up.

Testing.

Can't hear a word he's saying. Testing. Oh, look at that tripod. A lot of people gathering. It seems kind of famous. A lot of people taking pictures.

What is song? I can't remember. Ah, ni, tiếng tiếng à? Chẹp mà không phải quần tai để mà khi khó bỏ qua. Nhưng mà qua mà không kìm để kìm mà kìm để kìm mà lấy cái điều quẩn nhỉ? Chẹp bây giờ mà qua hồ chồ thôi.

Trai qua hồ chồ lấy cái thằng chồ.

You get broke if girlfriend likes markets?

No, she paid everything.

Hello. Okay, let's get the quả.

Okay, so the new hand, thank you.

Oh my God.

What's he doing?

Do you know him?

I seen before, but I don't know what's what he name.

Why there's so many camera people?

He famous from like chef.

Chef famous for what?

Chef what? Chef in Thailand.

Shaving.

Shaving.

Chef food make a food.

Oh, chef.

Yeah, chef.

Okay. 300.

He's on Facebook.

Usually.

Why do we keep finding famous people when we come out? More famous than me.

And follow him, he will give some food for us.

All I can understand is, okay.

They go again for the money shot. Where are they posting these videos? Where are they gonna post the video? These people filming, where are they gonna post the video?

Okay, đôi bơm ăn này gặp bằng money. Này đúng không cô? Hấp chụp bài này hết.

Video on YouTube, Facebook.

Facebook.

Đây để rồi hấp bên bạn mỹ giảm liềm này hấp đi đi.

Okay, sẽ tiếp dõi này học mà cái chỗ này mình lắc ra nè phải thủng líp líp na ra na ra bà tí này học. Hồi khi thắp ai nè mà cái này tàn bốc đi bạc lời nè ha. Rồi khi đây mà cho mình khoảng tiếp tiếp là thả after thế mà cho thấy nhìn có khoảng ba ra bọn bọn bọt lời quá bận mình khoảng bên đường. Mắt mở cho ngay sau để mình khâu cành bạc hòa nè ha. Tham bà tí này học lúc ăn tham rập khai đi ra tham khải chương trình menu lý giảm mát tham khải đấy đúng rồi nè ha. Hồi lúc ăn tham bà tí tiếp dõi còn cho trái có pesha crispy dai tham kia gói tua sò gói tua còn cho trái có How long is it going to take?

How long? Finish.

Finish.