Shorting AMC - it's going DOWN

Testing.

We've got 4 minutes and I'm gonna be rich.

AMC is going down.

AMC is gonna get wrecked.

See what happens. We've got 3 minutes

until it opens. I'm so excited.

Look, I can draw lines. So I

think this will happen. It'll go up.

How do I zoom out?

And then it'll go like this. Watch, it's

gonna do this fucking

line.

How do I do like multiple lines?

This is my prediction.

And then maybe it'll bounce back up and

then just go in a straight line

afterwards, and then

it would just zigzag sideways. Like that.

So my plan is I'm gonna wait

for it to pop in 2 minutes. Get ready.

So I'm gonna do the trades on my phone,

and I'm just looking at this chart for the

stream. I couldn't figure out how to do

the trades on the computer.

So yeah, let's see what happens.

2 minutes to go. I'm gonna

short right at the top.

Gonna be exciting.

It's gonna go

up. I think it'll go up to like 42.

And then it's going to crash down. People

are going to go, oh my God, it's so high,

and then everyone's going to start

and then it's going to just drop

massively, and I'm going to short it.

1 minute. Okay,

I'm getting ready to trade. Stupid popup

ads. Fuck Fuck off. It wants me to pay to

use this chart thing.

Okay, look what's gonna happen.

People already selling off.

Whoa, look at those red bars! No, is it

open yet?

No, it's not 30 yet. Okay, be quiet,

be quiet.

Oh, I'm so excited!

It's open.

Okay,

what's it going to do?

Is it gonna crash now? Should I short

it now? Oh, my app isn't updated.

My app's lagging behind.

Says trading is suspended. What?

Trading 212, it won't let me trade it.

Apps always slow with the meme stocks.

Yeah, stupid thing. It's It's just showing

the prices from yesterday.

Wow, look at that sell-off. I could have

shorted it now. I can't, it says

suspended.

It won't let me trade.

No, I had buy orders put in yesterday. I

could have sold it at the beginning. I

bought 7 shares at $31 yesterday.

What's it at now? $36.

Oh, oh, it's moving,

it's moving! I'm gonna short it. Should I

short it at $36? No, it's still going up.

Oh my God!

My previous shorts are down like $50 now.

It's going back up, it's going back up.

Okay, should I buy now? Fuck,

I don't know what to do.

I'm going to buy, I'm going to buy. Okay,

I'm buying a couple shares.

Okay, don't short yet. I reckon it's gonna

Holy shit, I'm up £30 from my

buy orders yesterday.

Oh, it's going up, it's going up!

Okay, here's the plan. I'm gonna wait for

it to go up, and then I'm gonna sell my

Oh, is it going down? No, it's still going

up.

Oh, I'm shaking. I'm shaking.

Come on, go up, you stupid bitch.

Go!

No, don't go red. No,

what's it doing? I'm gonna short it now.

I'm scared. Should I short it now?

I can't tell what it's gonna do.

Okay, I'm opening— fuck, I need to put

more money in. Okay, I'm opening shorts

at 37.

Okay, I've— okay,

I'm shorting it now at 37.

What's it doing?

Should I sell my buys? I don't know if

it's going to go up. It looks like it's

coming down. I'm selling my buys. I'm

saving my lungs.

Oh fuck, it's going back up. Ah.

I've still got 2 buys open at $37.50.

Okay, what should I do then if you're so

clever? Buy or sell?

It's okay, because if it pops up, I'll

make money from my 2 buys,

and then I'll put in new shorts.

I don't know if it's gonna pop. I might

put in more buys now.

I reckon it's gonna go up. I'm gonna buy

some more. Okay, I'm buying more. Oh,

it's going. I'm gonna sell these

shorts. Okay, what?

Why does it go red when I buy and then it

goes green when I sell?

Hold, it's not peaked yet.

It actually looks like it's going to do

what I planned out with the lines.

Oh, I lost a lot of money. I lost like

£100 doing this. I shorted AMC and then

I made a load of money, and then it went

up the next day and I didn't close shorts

and I lost all my money. And I shorted

again, I made money, and then I didn't

close it, and next day it went up and I

lost it all again.

Oh no.

Why is it going red?

Why isn't it mooning? It already mooned,

didn't it? Pre-market. Maybe this is the

top. It's already at 38.

It's pretty high.

Sell your lungs? I can't tell if it's— if

it has already peaked and now it's gonna

come down. Oh, it's going green.

Oh, you guys are not very helpful.

Put in a stop loss? Why? I don't know

which way it's gonna go.

It looks like it wants to go up.

Oh, it's going down. I don't

know, I can't decide which way it's going.

I've got, I've got 7 sell

orders at 37.

I don't know if I want to open more at 38.

Oh, this is... A bit uneventful.

Can you hear my mom? She's so bloody loud.

She laughs like it's bloody SpongeBob.

Whoa, it's coming down! I want to make

more shorts. I don't think it's going to

go higher than 38.

I reckon 37, 38 is a good area to open the

I don't know what it's gonna do.

I feel like opening more shorts here.

No, it's going up. Don't open.

Should I buy now? It looks like it could

go up a bit more.

I'm gonna end up blowing this account.

I get margin called in if

I drop— if I go down by about £20. I'll

get margin called. This account originally

had £160 in it, now it's got £108.

Whoa, it's up at 39! Okay,

I'm closing some shorts.

I'm gonna open new ones at

39. No, it's still going, it's still

going. I reckon I'll open some shorts at

Okay, I opened 4 shorts at 39.

If it does this all day, it could just go

in a line sideways all day like it did

yesterday. That'd be boring.

Oh, it's not doing anything.

Come on, it's been 12 minutes.

Which trading platform am I using? I'm

using Trading 212.

There's a woman outside.

She looks quite attractive.

Maybe my mum brought me back home a wife.

The weird thing is during the day it just

goes sideways, and then after it closes,

during the pre-market the next day, it'll

moon. And then it'll open and then it'll

just be flat.

It's actually following my line that I

drew. I predicted it if I just stuck to

Wouldn't it be funny if I predicted it

completely correct?

If you wonder what am I doing to hurt my

chances with women, watch this back. Oh,

I don't care. Fed up with bloody women.

Fed up trying to impress women. Just gonna

live my life how I like.

Doo doo doo doo doo.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's coming down. I'm

gonna sell my buys. Oh, I'm making money.

I'm £2 in the money.

A couple days ago, I, I shorted it at 24

and it just crashed like 50% and I made so

much money. And then I lost it all the

next day trying to short it more.

Oh, oh, it's coming down. I made a good

choice shorting it at 38.

I've got 11 shorts open around 38

and 37-ish. I need it to come down

Coming down.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's gonna crash. I need it to crash. I

need it to come down to like 20, 30. If it

comes back down to 30, I'd make so much

Yes, come down.

Oh shit, I've got 2 buys open. I should

sell those. I thought they were sells.

Sell at 37. It's currently at 38.

Come on.

Oh no, no,

don't go green.

Should I buy now?

Well, if it goes up, I'll open more

Crypto's going up. I haven't even checked

it. I think my Doge is up

like 30% now.

Oh, my Doge is up 28%.

Where's Riot Blockchain at?

Well, Riot Blockchain's over 30. I need it

to get back to 45, then I can win back my

money. Oh no, it's going up.

Go down.

I need to make back about £9,000 to

get back my dad's inheritance money.

I need patience.

Oh my God,

what's it doing? That's a bit

greeny.

Oh no, I think it's gonna moon. I might

buy some.

Okay, I just bought a couple shares. Oh,

it's going, it's going. I'm buying more

Oh crap,

this is

not pretty. It's not pretty.

I'm down like £15 now.

Oh, it's over 40 now. This is not good.

In total, I'm down £15. I'm down £16

on my shorts and I'm up 40p on my buys.

I don't want to pay for ads.

Oh, is it going up? Now I'm

down on everything. My, my longs and my

shorts are all red. This is not going

well.

Oh, it's going up!

Oh,

fucking hell.

Buy longs. I don't know, I feel like it's

pretty high to go long.

Whoa, whoa,

it's moving up! Look, it's actually doing

what I said it would do.

People going back to the movies. Yeah,

but even still, I don't think it's worth

$40.

What is my position? I've got 9 sell

orders at $38. And 37,

which are very red right now. And I've got

3 buys at 39.

I should have bought more.

Oh, my shorts are getting wrecked.

I think I'm gonna open— should

I open more shorts here?

It's pretty high.

Okay, I just opened 5 shorts at 41.

My total balance is £92 now. I went from

£110 to now £92.

Oh no, my mum's coming.

This account's gonna

get blown.

Is it gonna go higher? Oh, come on, it

can't still be going green.

Isn't shorting before squeeze the worst

thing you can do? But what if it crashes

hard before it squeezes?

What if it's already squeezed?

Why do I live with my parents? Because

it's cheap. I don't have enough money to

get my own place. Well, I could rent a

place, but then what's the point?

Rent some tiny little box in London

surrounded by knife gang people.

When I could live in a massive house with

a huge garden for only $400 a month.

Why would it drop before the squeeze? It

dropped last time. It dropped from like

$20 all the way back down to $7.

I don't know what to do.

Is it coming down? It looks like it's

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa! I sold my buys,

so I've got 9 sells now at 39 and 41.

That's pretty good.

Beep. Wow, have you seen Microvision?

Microvision? Went pretty high today.

I should have sold it.

Not paying attention to the other stuff.

Why don't I go long on AMC? I just, I feel

like It's more likely to come crashing

down.

I say that and now it's going green.

Uh-oh.

What proof do I have? Um,

well, it's already gone up so much.

How much higher can it go?

I think I'm gonna make— I think I'm gonna

open a long position on my investing

account just

to hedge my shorts. I'm a bit scared.

Everyone's so confident it's gonna moon.

I might buy like 5. I'm gonna put £500.

Should I buy £500 worth at 41?

That way if it moons, I'll win on my

longs, and then if it comes crashing down,

I'll make money on the shorts.

Okay, it's coming down a bit. I'll wait to

see. Is it gonna come down first?

I think I'll just buy a little. I'll buy

£100.

Okay, I just bought— I bought 3.5

shares at $40, $41.

So that's my safety net. So either way

it goes up or down, I win.

I've seen some people on YouTube, they've

They've put $100,000 on AMC,

so they must be confident that it's going

up.

Hedging my shorts with longs.

Isn't it the other way around?

Da da da da da da da da da.

If people wonder what I do all day long,

this is basically what I do all day for

eight hours straight. I do this

every day. I just sit here staring at

charts, losing money.

This is way more exciting than bloody

sitting in a hotel in Germany.

Why am I shorting AMC? I know it's gonna

crash. There's no way it spikes up this

high and doesn't come back down.

Imagine if you went long. I did yesterday.

Yesterday I bought about 10 shares at $31

and I just made about £30, but then I lost

like £50 because I also had shorts still

open, so I didn't make anything.

Oh, I'm getting close. To getting margin

called. My short account is down to £86

now.

I need it to come down.

My short account's getting wrecked.

A couple— no, last week I was up £222 and

now that dropped down to £90.

Look, it's actually following the line I

drew. Am I a stock market genius?

Oh, my shorts, they're going green.

I've got 5 shorts at $40.78 and 4 shorts

at $38.77. If it

goes up to $42+, I'm gonna open 5 more

shorts. No, 4. No, 3, just to

be safe. Look, this is my— see

those red lines? That's where I shorted

I actually bought AMC at about $6 back in

January. Can you imagine if I didn't sell?

I bought it at $6 and I sold it at, I

think, $16 or $14 in February or January,

the first time it was getting squeezed.

But I sold it all. Didn't think it was

going to go back up again.

Yeah, I don't really know what the

technical technicalities are when I say

short I don't think it's actually a short.

It's like a sell order, but isn't it the

same thing? If it goes down, I make money.

There's all different words. There's puts,

shorts, sell order. Isn't it all the same

concept? If it goes down, you make money.

If it goes up, you lose money. But this

is the only way I can short. I don't know

how else I could do it. I'm basically

selling a CFD. Contracts for difference on

eToro. Can you do it?

No, it doesn't let you. You can only trade

eToro used to let you do like a 10x, 20x

leverage. But it's gone now. I think they

removed it. You used to be able to do a

10x leverage on Bitcoin. Now you can't.

Only certain stocks they let you do

leverage. Yeah,

on Apple, Apple stock, I can do a 5x

What? I can do a 20x leverage on the

NASDAQ?

That sounds dangerous.

Oh my God, is it gonna follow the trend

line I drew? That would be crazy.

What's the rest of the market doing?

Oil. Wow, have you seen oil? Oil stocks

are going to the moon almost.

Wow, oil stocks are really going today.

I should have bought more Exxon last week.

Whoa, whoa, it's coming down. Look, I

predicted it. 100% accuracy. Look, I even

predicted the top. And you're saying I

don't know what I'm doing. I'm a stock

market genius.

Come on, crash!

It looks like, uh, not much is up today

apart from oil stocks,

and Bitcoin stocks are up nicely.

Tattooed Chef's going up a lot too.

What monitor do I use? I don't know, it's

just like a curved gaming monitor

from MSI.

Buy airline shares?

Hmm, I don't know.

Can airline shares really go up a lot

more? They're nearly back to pre-COVID

levels.

I think it's losing momentum.

The buying is slowing down. You see those

green bars at the bottom?

This— it could do like this. So it will

peak and then start coming down and go

red. So now it's

peaked and now it's coming down. It might

start coming down here and then go red and

then come back up. That's when I want to

sell my shorts.

Or I could be really risky, daring, and

wait for the whole thing to crash and be

over and wait for it to drop back to like

$14. I would make so much if I shorted it

at $40 and it drops all the way back down

I need to make $400 to give it to my mum

or else she keeps whining.

A whole new world.

Have I kept in touch with the Turkish

girl? No. Do you think she would forgive

me if I said sorry?

Maybe we could reunite. She's probably

got a boyfriend now. Most girls don't stay

single for long. You break up with a girl,

they probably have a new boyfriend within

a few months. It's so easy

for them. If a girl wants a boyfriend,

they can just get one like that. They can

get one right now. Like,

just go on Tinder and they'll get 5,000

matches. For us guys though,

it's not as easy.

I was in London Tinder for months and I

only got one match, and then she found my

channel and she ghosted me.

And then I switched my Tinder to Thailand

and I got nearly 100 matches in a few

days. And some of them are quite pretty.

Whoa, I predicted that! Look at that,

my lines were just off a little bit.

I mean, the timing of the lines were a

bit, a bit fast, but I got the peak. I got

the peak exact, and now it's going to come

down. I'm a genius.

But that means my longs, my— the shares I

bought for £100 just now, I'm down £2.

That's okay.

But is it not a good thing to get like a

rebound girlfriend? I feel like if you're

still obsessing over your ex, you should

stay single. For a bit, maybe.

I still can't stop thinking about Mina,

to be honest. I had a bloody dream about

her last night. It was weird. None of

it made any sense. I can't

even explain what happened. It was just a

Do do do do do. Look at that.

It's forming a hedge. See,

buying pressure is getting lower.

I don't know how to read these lines like

the RSI and the MACD. They're supposed to

be like indicators, but I have no— I don't

understand it. I nearly said I don't

underget it. I don't get

it. So what's this blue and red line?

Help me.

I saw the weirdest TikTok guy.

He had no nose. Have you seen him?

There's a guy on TikTok and he's got like

a massive hole in his face where his nose

should be, and he's got like a plastic

insert to stop stuff going in,

and he has like fake upper teeth that

holds it all in place. What is that?

At first I thought he was wearing a mask

or some kind of filter. He's got like a

massive hole in the middle of his face,

and there's like a plastic thing with a

hole on it. McLovin is getting ready to

report your tax today. Oh, shut up,

McLovin. I pay my

The blue and red line are moving averages.

The bars show them— show the divergence

between them. I need to learn all that

stuff. I don't know if it actually helps

But what's the difference? Blue line

indicates higher lows.

So we've got lower highs and

lower lows. That means we're in a

downtrend. How do I tell if it's gonna

reverse? Probably had bone

cancer. Oh Jesus. Oh my

God. It just makes you think there's

people like that.

In the world, and then we're moaning when

there's nothing wrong with us. There's

nothing wrong with my face, and I'm— then

I'm whining and being negative all the

time when it could be so

No, it's going green. Oh, it's going red.

Why does it do that? Looks like it's going

green and then it suddenly goes red again.

What am I smoking? It's a pipe vape

from Kamri Tech.

I don't know why the Streamlabs bot is

thanking people who subscribe. That's

funny. I should add more things for it to

Stop vaping. Why?

It makes me look cool.

Do I own Palantir? No,

I mainly own Riot Blockchain and BNGO and

Tesla.

I'm not even vaping it, I'm just sucking

it in my mouth and puffing it out. I'm not

inhaling it.

Sell my shorts? No, I don't want to.

Did I see GameStop's NFT website?

No, I don't understand the point of

NFTs. It just seems kind of stupid.

The fact AMC is holding around $40 is

impressive. Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed. I

thought it was going to spike and then

come crashing down.

How come it's holding so strong?

But look at this chart. The 1-year chart,

the first spike came straight

back down, so theoretically this

second spike should come straight back

down according to my calculations.

Isn't the Charlie Bit My Finger thing

getting turned into an NFT? That family

milked the Charlie Bit My Finger thing so

hard. I thought they probably just

uploaded it, made a couple thousand, and

they just carried on their lives. No,

they made the whole thing into like a

family business. They sold merch, they did

TV interviews, they made like a million

just from that Charlie bit my finger

thing.

And they make vlogs now. Like, what

Charlie's doing now, 10 years later

Charlie anniversary. They're really

milking it.

It's crazy. You could— they became

a millionaire. They became millionaires

just from a little 10-20 second video of

their son biting a finger.

Oh, thank you, F.

Very generous.

Damn, desktop PC Streamlabs is so much

better than the mobile version.

Uh-oh, we're in trouble.

It looks like it's gonna moon. Oh,

is it?

Do you like my Huel shirt? I think black

inner shirts looks quite good on me.

I should get a V-neck like this. Do you

think that would look gay?

Black on the inside.

Wow, it's been an hour and nothing has

bloody happened. It went up a bit and now

it's going sideways.

I might end the stream in half an hour,

cuz usually most the action happens in the

first hour and then the last hour, and

then in the middle of the day not much

happens. I'm not going to sit here for 8

hours streaming. I'll sit here for 8 hours

not streaming.

I was hoping

something interesting would happen.

I just want to see if it comes crashing

down like I predicted.

Come on, look at the buys. It's the buy—

the buying pressure has really dried up.

Everything you wear looks gay.

That's very racist.

My mum keeps, keeps making

subtle jabs at me about gardening. She

said, why do you want to live in a big

house if you don't want to do gardening?

What's the point of doing gardening? All

the plants and stuff die when winter

comes. Why waste all day trimming stuff

and cutting stuff? Just let it grow,

and then when winter comes, it will just

die off naturally.

It's nature, just let it be. You don't

need to trim here and trim there and cut

this and cut that.

There's some people who get really OCD

about gardening, like, oh, my hedge, my

bushes have to be perfectly trimmed.

As long as it's not blocking pathways and

public walkways, then who gives a shit?

There's the whole world— 80% of the planet

is covered in non-maintained nature and

forests, and they don't need humans going

around gardening it, and it's perfectly

okay existing without human interference.

But all of a sudden when it comes to

gardens, oh, you got to do gardening.

You don't.

I refuse to do the gardening just because

I feel like I'm being told to do the

gardening. I only like doing

stuff when I feel like doing it. If I feel

like I'm being told to do it, then I don't

Can you imagine the house if Daniel lived

alone? If I lived alone, then yeah, I'd do

it because no one else would do it.

I'd get one of those electric-powered

lawnmowers and just push that around.

Or get like the, the robot lawnmower.

But the rabbits and the grazing animals,

that's their job. The grazing animals eat

the grass.

Nature takes care of itself. So the

insects pollinate to grow the vegetation,

the herbivore grazing animals eat the

vegetation and shit all over the place to

fertilize the ground, the carnivores keep

the herbivore numbers down. Everything

works in perfect harmony. They don't need

bloody humans. The planet would survive

completely okay without stupid humans.

Gardening and fiddling.

It's called an ecosystem.

No one gardens the Amazon jungle and it

doesn't all just collapse, does it?

Tesla should make an electric-powered,

uh, grass-cutting thingamajig.

They should just make electric-powered

everythings. I don't want a big noisy

gas-guzzling quad bike motor thing

lawnmower that makes loads of noise. I

want an electric-powered one. That's

cordless and you just push it around, it

makes no noise.

They already exist. Do they?

I guess you could make one, like a DIY. I

turned my lawnmower into a Tesla

one, like that Louis guy, Fun for Louis.

He converted his mini camper into a Tesla

EV thing. I don't know if he used actual

Tesla batteries to make it.

I have my own way of doing things. I don't

like doing things how other people do it.

I'd find my own solution to problems.

Oh wow, Bitcoin $38K.

Good thing I didn't sell my Bitcoin.

Should I sell now? Some people are saying

Bitcoin's gonna crash back down to $20K.

They said it's forming a head and shoulder

pattern. Wow, my Doge is up 31%.

I made $16 off a $50 investment.

That's pretty good.

My TikTok is getting views. I got 600

views on my TikTok videos. Do you

want to see my new TikTok? Oh, it's got

music on it.

That's the annoying thing about YouTube,

you can't play any proper music because

you get screwed by copyright claims.

TikTok, you can just put any kind of music

you want, there's no copyright claim or

I'll just mute it. Look, I got this

filter. I look beautiful.

I want to do ranting vlogs with like the—

what is that? The funny anime face filter.

I'm gonna be huge TikTok next.

I conquered YouTube and I conquered

Twitch. Now I'm gonna conquer TikTok.

There's so many cute girls on TikTok doing

funny dances.

I don't think they're kids, they look

quite mature.

Oh, I think we're gonna look at the

bottom. It's starting to go red, this bit.

See, I think the main buying is over, and

now we might see some redness— darkness,

then redness. I mean greenness.

It's coming down. Come on, I want to see

this happen. I want to see this, a nice

wedge of redness.

So we had the red, a bit of green, bit of

red. Now we've got a bit of green. Now

we're gonna have a bit of red.

But now my lungs are gonna lose my money.

Do I still update OnlyFans? I made a new

video last month. I need to make something

for this month. Or find an old thing. I

got catfished by someone.

She—I don't know if it's she—but they

signed up to OnlyFans and then started

sending me nudes, and then we started

DMing, and I asked her to send me

a picture holding a sign with my name,

and then she just ghosted me. And I sent

them like loads of jerk-off videos because

her nudes were really hot, so I could just

use those nudes.

As content.

I bought some lube as well.

I got this.

Intimate gel.

It's pretty good.

It's a bit sticky though. After it dries,

it's sticky on your hands.

I hate the sticky ones.

I talk about stickiness, there's someone

in the chat called Sticky Glue. Funny

coincidence. Let me go over this quickly.

By your video posts, you are looking for a

girlfriend, then you get a new job, then

you did cheating is bad because it's bad.

Yeah, next I'm gonna give up on girls

because I still haven't found a

girlfriend.

Next video, I lost my life savings on AMC.

Yes, my shorts are in the green. I've got

one— I've got 5 shares green. I've still

got 4 shares in the red.

Why does eToro sign me out?

Kind of worrying. I hate it when

you try and open an app and you're signed

out and you start thinking, oh shit, did I

get banned? Why did it sign me out?

Do some gardening. I refuse to do

gardening purely on the basis that I feel

like I'm being ordered to do it, and I

hate the feeling of feeling like I'm some

kind of slave. That's why I don't make

drinks for people. I'm not your tea boy.

You want a drink, you make your own drink.

The feeling of feeling like a slave is I

hate it. Don't ever tell me what to do.

I'm not your slave.

That's why I quit every job, because they

treat you like crap. Like, Daniel, do

this. Daniel, do that. Daniel, do it like

this, not like that. Daniel, why aren't

you doing this? Why don't you eat shit? I

quit. I quit my job when I was working in

Japan. I just left. I didn't even tell

them I was quitting because they told me

I just didn't show up the next day, and

then I blocked them on the email thing.

That showed them.

Took me into the back office. They started

telling me off. Daniel, you've been

working here for three months, and you're

still making mistakes. Me me me me me.

Suck my egg, Lawson.

Oh, it's coming down. Whoa, whoa,

did you see that?

Come on, I'm £5 in the money.

That was a huge redness. My armpits are

moist. Oh,

it smells not bad. I think the Huel is

making my sweat smell less bad. I think my

bad diet was giving my armpits a strong,

rich odor, but now I'm eating

mainly huel. Whoa, look at it come down!

Oh my God, I actually predicted the peak

perf— I predicted the peak perfectly!

How the hell?

I was working at Lawson's in Tokyo,

and I used to steal Starbucks in the

morning. I didn't pay for it, and then

stupid coworker told me off. He said, are

you gonna pay for that? I said, yeah, I'm

gonna pay for it in a minute. He said,

no, pay for it now. Stupid idiot.

I work here. I should get free Starbucks.

I already get crap pay. They only paid me

¥1,000 an hour. I think it was like ¥1,000

an hour, and that's— how much is that in

dollars?

That's like $9 an hour. Shit pay, and they

wouldn't even let me have free coffee.

You want me to pay ¥500 for a coffee?

That's like half my wage in an hour.

Well, he didn't catch me all of the other

times I stole Starbucks.

What's the point watching the stock?

Because it's exciting! How am I supposed

to get a dopamine rush if I don't watch

Witness the mooning and the crashing.

This other idiot said, "Why are you

staring at at the stock? It doesn't make

it do anything." That's not the point of

staring at it. I'm not staring at it,

trying to mind control it into going up or

down. I'm waiting for it to go up and down

so I can feel the dopamine.

What's the point staring at it? It's such

a waste of time. Shut the fuck up.

It's fun. That's why I'm staring at it,

because it's fun. Jesus.

It's like

watching a horse race bet. Why are you

staring at the horses running round and

round? It's not going to make you win.

Because it's exciting. Some people

say the dumbest stuff.

It's coming down. It's not

coming down hard enough. Come on, people,

start panic selling.

Why are people not panic selling?

What's my leverage? I don't have leverage.

Fortunately, on this app you can't do

leverage.

Yes, my short account is slowly going back

My best ways of getting a dopamine rush is

jerking off, so I jack off like 5 times a

day. And then watching stocks and crypto

usually gets me a hit. And then Rainbow

Six usually— the Rainbow

Six doesn't get me off as much because

it's just a game, but it still can

be exciting when you rush in there, you

get like triple headshot. That feels good.

Yeah, my dopamine receptors are probably

fried. Uh, who cares? You only

live once. You got to do something

exciting.

I jacked off like 5 times already before

waking up, 2 times before sleeping, and

then I keep waking up. I wake up at 8,

jack off, fall asleep an hour, wake up

again, jack off, fall asleep, and then

wake up again, jack off, then wake up

Really, if you're a woman, you don't know

the torture of having a penis. It's like,

it's like you constantly

want to jack off. I don't know if women

have the same thing.

Having a dick really sucks sometimes.

Especially when you get bored and you

start— your mind starts wandering, it

usually starts fantasizing

about you know what.

And then your brain enters this kind of

state of haziness where you can't snap out

of it unless you jack off.

It's like you're just sitting there so

bored and you just go into like this

daydream mode like that. It's hard

to snap out of it.

Women have periods. Yeah, I guess that

sucks too.

It's just annoying. Constantly getting a

boner. It's great if there's a girl with

you, but if you don't have a girl with

you, then it's just annoying.

Maybe I'll draw a line

where my shorts are.

So where are my shorts? I've got one at

4078.

4078, there.

How do I change color?

Make it— should I make it yellow?

And then I've got a Another one at 3877.

I can't get, get it online.

3876, that's close enough.

I can't draw it. Ah,

what? I haven't selected it. Whoops.

38,

77. Okay,

that's my second short.

Okay, that makes it easier to see.

So I'm quite in the money on my first

Wow, I look like a professional with these

lines. Whoa, it's coming down!

Look, I predicted it. I told you it's

going to come down like that. I predict

it'll come down here, back down to 40— no,

32.

Genius.

How much should I invest in shorts? I've

got 5— I've got 9 shares, so 5 shares on

the first yellow line, 4 shares on the

second So I'm not all in.

I wanted to hold some back in case it

moonshots, and then I can open more

Is that

a double top? What does double top mean?

Is that a bearish sign?

I know a W is supposed to be a bearish

sign.

I really don't know how to read charts. I

know stuff like support

line, resistant line. There's iron

corridor where it just bounce up and down

in between a corridor like that.

And then you've got support lines, so if

it drops below— how

do I zoom out?

So like a support line could be here, and

if it breaks below that, then it might

keep dropping. I don't

know. I usually just go by gut

Am I still using free trade? Yes, I am,

but I don't touch it. Free trade is like

my long-term investing thing where I try

not to keep selling and buying.

Oh no.

How's my day? It's not too bad. I made

£5 so far.

But then I lost 5 pounds on my AMC longs.

It better do the short squeeze. That's why

I put £100 long position.

My mum is— she says

she's Chinese, but I think she's actually—

I think she's 15% Vietnamese because I'm

7% Vietnamese, so she must be more

Vietnamese. She's probably like 80%

Chinese and then 20% Vietnamese.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at that! What did I

tell you? Now it might bounce off this

line here, I don't know. Where is this

Does it feel bad rooting for it to drop?

Not really. I don't get the whole,

oh, we must band together and drive it

up, and if you're shorting it, you're

evil. There's no evil. We're just trying

to make money. They think it's going to go

up. I hate the whole activist movement

thing. Oh, we're going to stick it to the

hedge funds. They screwed us, now we're

going to screw them back. Who cares?

The hedge funds are also probably make—

trying to make money off the squeeze.

Why would you get mad at me trying to make

a couple pounds by shorting it? It's not

like my couple pound shorts are going to

affect anything. It's not like I'm pumping

millions trying to drive it down.

Although I do like going against the

What's that word they use?

I like, um, being the contrarian.

That's why people hate me so much,

because I just disagree with every popular

opinion.

Turns out Cesium was buying views for Ch—

Chihira. Really? I thought it was McLovin.

That's kind of sad.

I wonder how she feels about it. I don't

think you can grow a YouTube channel by

having people buy 80% of your views.

I think YouTube would figure out what's

happening because all

those views, they're not gonna have watch

time, they're not gonna have engagement.

I don't know how it works. It's like bots

that just create new accounts and then

click on the video.

I don't think that's gonna be good.

I don't know. It's just

crazy people waste their money like that.

Why? They're just buying her views so it

makes me upset thinking, oh my God,

Chiru's gonna get more views than me.

I had a suspicion something weird was

happening because

I saw the views jump up from like 2K to 5K

within minutes. I thought, there's no way

these are real.

No, it's going back up. It's bouncing off

my short line.

What's my blood type? I have no idea.

Are you aware you're in the autistic

spectrum? I have no idea. I don't know

why it matters. People message me saying,

Daniel, I think you have this, I think you

have that. Maybe you should get diagnosed.

Why does it matter if I get diagnosed and

they say, yeah, Daniel, you have this?

I'd be like, okay, great. It's not gonna

change anything. I'll just

go from not really knowing to knowing.

Who cares?

Shit, it's going up. Oh no.

Damn, the reds are drying up. Are we

already finished redding? We're going back

Surprised you don't know your blood type

because you lived in Japan. Yeah, but I

didn't get— well, actually, I did get my

blood tested in Japan when I took my HIV

test, but they didn't tell me my blood

type. I should have

Michael Burry is betting on

superinflation, isn't he?

He's betting the whole market's gonna

crash hard. Some people are betting the

S&P 500 is gonna crash by 50%.

I don't understand the obsession with

blood type in Asia. They think it's like

an indication of what kind of personality

you have. Load of baloney.

Buy shares. I already bought about 3.5

shares AMC.

Oh no.

Go back to Japan? No one can go back to

Japan. They closed the borders.

Ugh, come on, I want something to happen.

This is getting boring.

I haven't made any money.

I'm actually down £4 now.

Whoops, why did it play?

Why doesn't it show the message?

Weird.

We need to know when you get back to

Japan, would I fight Hong Kong guy? Yeah,

that's what I'm training for with my

weights and my hula. Epic showdown.

Da da da da da da da da.

What's Hong Kong guy up to these days?

Well,

at least he's not making videos about me

anymore. He'd made one a month ago, then

he took it down.

Oh wow, thank you. Pac is Erit.

Surrender to Jesus Christ.

Okay,

maybe I'll do a religious

arc next.

Jesus says Thou shalt not

cheateth. Cheateth.

Why don't you play longs and shorts on

cryptos? I don't know how to short crypto.

I can short the mining stocks.

What else is happening?

Palantir's going up.

Hmm, wow, Ethereum, look at it go.

It's really moving. Bitcoin too.

Do I play other games other than Siege?

No, I just play Siege. Siegey Ouija.

Wow, it's been 1 hour 40 minutes and I

made no money from shorting. I'm now minus

£7.

Not great.

AMC's mooning. It's not really mooning.

Wow, day trading is hard work.

I made minus £7 in 1 hour.

How do people make money doing this?

My investing account is doing way better.

It's not day trading, it's more like week

trading. I buy when it's low and then I

sell when it goes up in the next week.

It's working better than day trading.

Day trading is really tough.

I prefer to hold a week or 2 and then

sell.

Well, this is exciting, isn't it?

I've got nothing else to sell. Today's a

bit of a flat day. There's nothing

low enough to buy and there's nothing high

enough to sell. I think today is one of

those days where it's best to just do

What's my TikTok? It's hiding in my room.

It's got my channel profile pic.

If you search Hiding My Room, it should

come up at the top.

Yeah, it does. I've got 16 followers.

How do I make money on TikTok? I guess I

need way more views.

Ah, today's not as exciting as I thought

The AMC's not doing anything.

It's just going sideways.

Hmm, what shall I do?

It's now 4 PM. I should go and have

Maybe I'll come back. What if

I just left the stream on and then you

guys can keep an eye on it for me?

Do I stream games? No. I thought about

streaming Rainbow Six, but every time

I turn a game on, everyone leaves.

Even if I play some music, everyone

leaves. I was on Twitch and I had about

120 viewers, and then I started playing

some Japanese shopping center music,

and then about 40 of them just left.

And I stopped playing it, and then they

came back, and I started playing again,

they all left again. People don't want to

see me doing stuff.

It's why I don't do reaction stuff. I feel

like if I started watching things, half

the people would just leave.

Oh, coming back down again. I'm hungry.

Stream what makes you happy. But that's

the thing, I can't because people leave.

I can't just make what I want either

because people don't watch it. If I made a

video about stocks, not many people were

interested.

Uh, I might go

now. Usually most of the action happens

in the first hour. And it's been an hour

and 40 minutes, and the only action was

Look, it just went up a little bit, and

now it's going sideways.

That's why I keep making stupid videos

whining about my life, because that's what

gets the views. I make a video talking

about how much my life sucks and it will

get 20 or 30k.

It's not that I want to make that stuff,

it's just that's what gets views.