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Hey, AJ. How you doing? <laugh> I'm okay. I don't know when I'm going to London. Oh, next week's just, I don't know. Everything's so random. I can't plan around it. So you stole your YouTube video title. Listen, nearly every single title on my channel is stolen. And it's not stolen. It is copied. You can't steal a word. What are you talking about? No one owns the words. That person doesn't own the copyright to I woke up as a loser. So something kind of weird happened. Very suspicious. On Gumtree, can they see your whole name? I should have put a fake name.

Hmm. Need to ask Copilot. It says your full name isn't publicly visible by default. Direct contact details are kept private unless you explicitly share them. So she wouldn't have known my full name. Very suspicious. Well, thanks for the feedback, guys. I wonder if... Sometimes I wonder if my texts even went through to the landlord. Maybe I text myself to check. Yeah, I texted myself. Though maybe because I don't have any money in the top half thing, it didn't send my messages. We don't know why the landlord's not replying. Everything is just so weird. So you know the person selling the kittens got a message this morning, all of a sudden just says, "Sorry, they're not available anymore." What are all the kittens, all five of them or four of them, suddenly you sold them? Yeah, the two kittens that I was t- the one who wanted a photo of my house.

I'm thinking maybe they got bad vibes or trolls messing with them or maybe my name was in my profile and they Googled my name. Definitely suss. I didn't even send any photos. But my people's full names are not visible. Only their first names are. But how would they know it's me? Just because my name's Daniel. So I changed my name to a fake name. Hmm. How would the troll know them? Unlike the troll could message every single cat seller in the whole area. Wouldn't be hard, would it? But how would the cat seller know that the person that messaged to is me, apart from my name's Daniel?

I guess they would know, because they know that they asked me for pics, and then if I said it on stream and they watched the stream, they'd know it's me. Really? Y though someone bought all the kittens all of a sudden the very next day? What if I make another account pretending to be someone else, I message that same person saying, "Hey, are they still available?" And if they say yes, then you know they're lying to me. Well, are they just gonna suspect anyone else messaging them about the kittens are gonna be me? Don't know why they would get paranoid. I didn't say anything weird.

I mean, they sounded really enthusiastic, gave me her phone number. And then all of a sudden, sorry, the kittens are no longer available. Yeah, sure they're not. Fucking bitch. Yeah, these people selling the kittens are really fucking annoying. Just sell the fucking kitten, making such a fucking fuss. Why is everything so difficult? Anyway, getting one now would be kinda tricky. I don't know if I'm gonna go to London or not. Me, I don't know. Maybe I'll have better clarity after I met this girl next week and I can like... I don't know what to do.

If things don't work out with this one then. Why can't they just have a stupid shop where you go in, pay the money and take the fucking kitten home? Go have a bloody interview with a stupid seller. Do you want the money or not? Right. Call the landlord. I feel like I'm pestering him. I already messaged him twice now. The seller was very annoying, fussy. I must live in a quiet area away from the roads. Mm, I don't know. I can't really get one now anyway because I've got travel plans. I just, I know when I want something or when I wanna do something, I hate things getting in my way to achieve it. And there's so many things. I, the landlord doesn't reply. The stupid sellers don't reply.

So difficult, isn't it? Animal shelter. You gotta do, like, an adoption process. It seems like a pain in the backside. Oh no, my mind's very confused now. I think I've gotta put the cat thing, um, to the side. First I would get this date out of the way. That's the main thing. I've got 26,000 views in my Silk Song video. Pretty good. It seems like it's been shut off now. It's flattening out. Hmm. Just very suspicious about that cat seller. Definitely she's lying. She didn't sell all the kittens in an evening. Well, someone, she messaged someone else and they were like, "Oh yeah, I'll take all of them." Didn't realize it's so hard to get a kitten. Seems so easy. Like, like with me learns phoning them up and then you go there.

Yeah, I feel like it would be easier if you're a girl. Women would be less suspicious of another woman. Women are always so suspicious of men, like we're predators or something. What's wrong with fitted? <laugh> 'Cause someone was saying I should get a fitted shirt and then I raged. Imagine getting a fitted shirt. Like I'm gonna go to a custom tailor to get a shirt to wear in the house. Who fucking cares? I'm pissed off how fucking hard it is to get a fucking cat. Why don't they fucking reply? I messaged like 10 people. Two of them replied. One has an adult cat and the other one asked when I could come see it, but then I said, um, still waiting for permission.

Oh, no. I mean, I wanna get the cat because like I'm annoyed that I'm getting caught blocked. But then I also think shouldn't get it because I don't have permission. But then I'm like, I wanna get it now because... I don't know. I feel like when I can't get something, I want it more. And these sellers are very, um, skittish. I've had a girlfriend to probably smoother. Give you a thousand pounds. Give me the cat now. No questions asked. Hang on about that. Really annoying the landlord doesn't reply. I don't... He's never not replied before. He wait... Latest he replied was like a day later one time. Unless he's gone on something, maybe he's going on a ski holiday in France.

Must be a logical reason. I hate being held up like this. I'm a man of action. I hate waiting around. Fucking annoying. Get more and more irritated. Hmm. Okay. Set aside the kitten stuff. Right. So my hotel's booked for next week. I booked two nights. First night, I'm just going to like, um, maybe make a vlog at the place whilst I wait. Not much to do, is it? I can't stream. Can't stream, so I don't have a doxy place. So I probably leave late and no point rushing there. Check-in's pretty late anyway, by 3:00. So I probably leave here about 2:00 PM, take about two hours plus to get there.

Get there in the afternoon. I hope they got a microwave because I think I might bring my own food because I've got so much food. I don't want to waste my food. So I might cook off all the food before it rots, although the steak is good until the 14th, so that's fine. I should eat the fish today and then maybe I'll bring those chicken bits, although I think they need a bit more cooking and I'll bring my own food. If they don't have a microwave, I guess I'll just eat it cold, whatever. The chicken's fine cold. Um, so the whole point of going there the day before is so that I don't have to wake up really early for the meeting date and do a two hour drive and also to avoid checking in with her if things go well. So I'm already all checked in so I can come and go as I please the next day.

That is the plan. I found some chargers nearby. And then just fingers crossed hope she likes me, really. I don't know if I'm gonna tell her that I've arrived the day earlier. It might freak her out. Also, it'll be late. She might be tired after work. I might feel a bit thus because it's later. So I probably won't tell her that I've arrived and I won't tell her that I've already booked a place. No need to really. But if she likes me and then I'll say, "Oh, I've already booked a place." I don't know if I'm gonna travel to my... I mean I could travel to my sister's.

But I could do that later. It doesn't have to be... I just feel like it's a lot all at once. Or maybe I'll go to my sister's a few weeks later. My sister's probably tired from... She's probably gonna recover from the surgery and stuff. I don't think I need to rush straight to my sister's. Although it would be convenient because I'm already halfway there, I guess. Otherwise, I gotta do all in one go. She's a four hour plus drive. Yeah, there was some complications, but everything was fine in the end. Oh. Oh, something just got so much colder.

Summer just ended like that. Gotta get some laundry done. I really hope the sun comes out. It's really hard doing laundry with the weather like this. I got two loads of laundry to do. I gotta wash my bedsheet, my towels, hope these damn stains come out. I need to find, like, some ghetto seller who's not all fussy about who they sell the cat to. I'll just find some stray cat and bring it home. How did Crips find so many strays? Sorry, the kitchens are not available. Shut the fuck up. Yes, they are. Lying dumb, bitch.

Fucking liar. You just got spooked for some reason. Now you're lying saying they're not available. I hate you when people lie. Why so sudden though? Yesterday evening, she was saying, "Oh, I'm around most times. You can pay cash. Take them when you visit. Here's my phone number." And then all of a sudden, sorry, not available anymore. Irritating people. Yeah, well, maybe I'll hire an actor to get them for me. Anyone in Devon want a job? I'll pay you 200 pounds. You get the kittens for me. I think she can beat me. Isn't there a service where you can, like, rent someone to do stuff for you?

Hate people think, think, get one up on me. Fuck you. Do you think Pia would do it? I pay Pia 500 pounds. You message the seller and then come down and get me the cats. Only I knew someone. Maybe Spanish girl would do it. Yeah, this Spanish girl's gonna get suspicious. She'll be like, "Why? What? Yeah, a time like this, having friends would be good. It's like that thing in Japan where the stupid idiot wouldn't let me sell my camera because I didn't have a Zaidu cado, so then I've got blood buckets to sell it for me. Stupid dumb fucking rules.

Oh, I can't sell it, but I can just get my friend to sell it. Then what's the fucking point in your stupid rule? It's obviously mine. Stupid Japan. There's stupid rules. Can't even get a phone number without a Zaidu cardo. Shove your Zaido cardo up your back side. Why is it always women selling these cats as well? Why don't men sell them? Okay, anyway. Hmm. Probably the trick is I use a fake name. As for the road trip... So I booked the place. It cost me 250 pounds. This is an investment opportunity. Uh, cheap date my ass. Charging's probably gonna cost like 30 to 40 pounds to do 100 miles. To... I mean, uh, doing the return trip home, I can charge at my house when I get back. So I only have to do public charges on the way there.

And maybe a small top up to get back. Uh, not sure about visiting my sister straight away. Maybe in a few weeks. I'm gonna meet her in the morning. Should I tell her I've already stayed the night? Or should I pretend I just arrived? I don't know if I should tell her that I've arrived the day before. 'Cause if I tell her I've arrived the day before and she doesn't wanna come and meet, I might be a bit annoyed. But then she might be tired and want like a, a sleep before meeting. Like meeting after work wouldn't be great for energy levels or looks if she's worried about that.

Or I can tell her on the day we meet, oh, actually I stayed over last night. Didn't say anything because you'd probably be tired. And I was tired too, because I might be tired as well, to be honest, after two hours drive. Yeah, maybe just stick to the plan of meeting on the day we discuss. And then I wake up and then I can have a nice short drive to where we're meeting. You know, this is the funny thing. <laugh> So it's like, can't get any replies from the kitten sellers. I start getting desperate. I'm like, "I need a cat now." And then I find one who's got one, and then I'm like, "Mm, actually, I still don't have permission and I've got travel plans." But then I want it now, but if I get it now, what do I do with it? I mean, I can't get it before the date unless I leave it here alone for one night, which would be fine, wouldn't it?

Unless I gotta get it after the date. Maybe I bring the cat basket in the car in case I go and get a cat around that area. I'll probably get it after the date. I need it now. Fuck. It's in the complete opposite direction of where the date is. Oh my God. I though it was in the same area. No, my balls are fine now. I don't really know what causes it. Maybe stress. Oh God, it's nearly a two hour drive to where this kitten seller is. Jesus Christ. Oh, spasm. Banned from owning pets for what? When have I ever done anything that could get me in trouble?

Well, obviously I wouldn't admit that I've left it alone overnight, would I? I'm not that stupid. The date kind of gets in the way of my kitten buying plans. The subreddit is claiming that I RAP'd the French girlfriend. So stupid. 'Cause I said that she said no. She said no because it ended so quickly and she wasn't satisfied. Not because she wanted me to stop, Jesus Christ. They really gotta twist everything in the sickest ways, don't they? Obviously any girl's gonna be frustrated if you not in like five seconds. Yeah, they're obsessed with accusing me of RAPing people. Like they said I RAP'd the Korean girlfriend because she was drunk when we did it.

I mean, Mila was drunk as well when we did it. We both were drunk. We had like four bowls of Mac Golly from the Korean barbecue and had drinks from the karaoke. How's that RAP? Korean woman was drunk and then came into my bedroom, vomited on the carpet and then got naked. Uh, I don't wanna go and see the kitten and then not buy it. If I'm going to see it, I wanna buy it straight away. I don't wanna go, because it's like near- nearly two hours away. I wanna go all the way there and then come home and go all the way again.

Oh yeah, because Mila was such a responsible pet, you know, wasn't she? They sold her one. I'm more responsible than Mila is. Mila probably meets some guy and then runs off to another country and bitches her cat at her grandmother's place. Yeah, 25K on that video. It's actually 26K, but I think it's kind of flattened now. It peaked. So I got the game for free. Even if I get a $1 RPM, still $25. I probably got like 40K views in total from the other ones too. $20 game, $20 profit. What is the next game? Borderlands four coming out mid-September. I was an avid fan of Borderlands. I knew I just had to play a game, but it's so boring.

Yeah, I should say boring. Borderlands, more like Boringlands. <laugh> That's a good one. It stopped at 26. 3K. Look. Flat line. More views than The Switch too. Main channel video is flopped. Personal life content just doesn't get views anymore. Unless maybe it's something big, like I'm getting married or having a kid. It's just not really sustainable. Today, I think just didn't do laundry. Not really anything else to do. I mainly just, um... I've got to turn my car around so I can charge it. It's kind of facing the wrong way. Unless I go... I mean, if I charge it to full here, I could probably get there in one go.

But if I don't charge, I've got 120 miles on the range. I can get to Exeter, top up charge at the Tesla Supercharger, and then continue to the hotel. Might do that. This trip's gonna financially ruin me. 50 pounds charging, 250 hotel. I'll bring my own leftover food, but if we hit it off, then I guess we will go for dinner, unless I make her eat my leftover cold Tandori chicken. I'm staying for two nights. It's kind of a gamble because if we don't get on and she doesn't like me, I wouldn't have booked a hotel at all. I would've just gone home.

But then it's risky because then I gotta book the hotel in front of her and check in with her. And so I'm kind of gambling that she will like me, which is a big, big gamble. But based off what she said, I feel pretty confident unless she thinks I look differently to what I have shown her. But she said she's not really into looks, but that... I mean, everyone's into... What do you mean? She says she's more into personality, but she says I'm cute. But what if my photos... I don't think my photos are very good.

They were just, like, randomly taken because I just... I didn't actually think I was gonna get anywhere on the dating apps. They're not new pic... I mean, they're not old pictures, like my best pictures. They just have randomly taken on my gaming chair. Also, the chemistry. I've got to, like, be funny and chatty, bring some energy. Could go to Bath since it's not too far away. I think I'm more... Usually, I'm more worried about me liking them than I'm worried about them liking me. But I kind of hope that she does like me. But what if I don't like her?

Like, maybe she's weird in a cringe way. I don't know. It's really hard. I just... It's like the stock market, really. It would just be completely different to what you think it's gonna be like. It will do the opposite of what you expect. It's never how you expected it to go. Well, I just got to, um, make sure my clothes are clean, wash my hair, put my brows, do my best. Why doesn't she come to your place? That was the original plan. Now the plan is I go to her place, not her actual place. Hmm.

Intel rage dreaming coming if I come back to the hotel alone. Yeah, I don't know why the original plan was she was gonna come here. Um, but then she suggested that I go to her place because she has a day off work or something. Either she just didn't realize she had a day off work or someone talked her into it. S - maybe someone said, "Oh, why are you going to his place? You should come here. Oh, it's not safe." I'm glad we get to meet earlier, though. I'm just hoping we can pivot into a new arc here.

This will definitely make things interesting. Hmm. Oh, it would really suck if she doesn't like me though. Lost 250. No cereal. And no girls left. Could meet Spanish girl, I guess. Hmm. It feels like everything is so high risk. Even getting a cat is high risk. I think maybe let's focus on the date for now. Her, uh, probably leave afternoon, get there late afternoon, just relax. And probably won't tell her that I've already booked a night. Otherwise, it might, she might feel like, oh, pressure, putting pressure on me. But then if we agree to go to a hotel, then I say, "Oh, I've already, I already booked it. Actually, I was here last night." <laugh> Isn't that weird though? 'Cause all my stuff's gonna be there, isn't it? 'Cause, uh, so it'd be obvious that I've already checked in.

But then would she get weirded out if I suddenly say, "Oh, I've actually already checked in yesterday." <laugh> But if she doesn't like me, then I just say, "Oh, okay. I don't need to tell her I've already booked a place." I can't be like, "Oh, but I've already booked a place." I can't be guilt tripping her. Just keep quiet about it. Although, it's not weird to book a place anyway, because it's a long drive. I'd say no stream for one day if it doesn't go well. If it goes well, then yeah, no stream for two days.

But if I also go to my sister, it's like, no stream for three days. How long does it take to make the girl like you? Do they know if they like you or not straight away, or does it take a few hours? I think it takes them longer than it takes a man, because for a man or for me anyway, I look at them and then straight away I know if I like them or not. But for a girl, maybe you, you need to, like, make her laugh a bit, warm her up. Uh, my problem is I'm very dry. She likes to joke a lot.

I'm having to, like, slowly learn how to joke back. Like, instead of taking what she says seriously and replying with a logical answer, I've got to, like, reply with a sitting answer to match the sittiness of the original joke. Like, if she says, "Oh, I hope you don't kidnap me," you don't take it seriously and say, "No, of course not. Why would I kidnap you? I'd go to jail. I wouldn't go to jail. I wouldn't get away with it." Like, that's autism, taking the joke seriously and replying with a serious answer. I think you replied back to it like, "Oh, I hope you're not gonna kidnap me." And then I'll be like, "Only if you want me to." I'm really not good at that.

If I say, "Oh, why would I do that?" I'd end up in jail, that's like extinguishing the joke. Obviously she doesn't think you're really gonna kidnap her. I gotta like play along with the joke. I'm not good at this joking thing. I mean, as a man, my training was to not say creepy things. Like I wouldn't joke about kidnapping. It seems kind of weird. Uh. If it goes well, I'm gonna be massively in overdraft. I've only got 300 pounds in my bank account now after booking the hotel. After paying rent, I'll be minus 600. Next Thursday, I would've only made a couple hundred.

And then I gotta grind hard for the next week. Hope I can get 700. Plus another 600 might get me to... Oh God, I don't think I can even crack 7K. My financial goals destroyed. Might have some food. Hmm. 17 minutes left on the washer. I hope those stains came out. I washed it at 60 degrees. Maybe I have. Gammon. The gammon going kinda weird. Like, um, greenish. I might have to cook the whole thing and the leftover pork pipe. I keep buying too much food at the same time, it all starts going off. Stupid supermarkets with a short expiry date. Look at this. This is going off tomorrow.

I haven't even eaten one. Fucking count. I got blown off by the cat seller. Sorry, the kitchens are no longer available. Shut the fuck up, don't lying, bitch. You fucking fuck. Damn. Air fry's not looking too clean. Fucking lie to me. No, I didn't send her a photo. I asked, "Should I take a photo of the whole house or just the outside?" And then she just goes, "Sorry, this kitchen is no longer repairing the photos." Yes they are, you fucking lying. How the hell did she get weirded out over the night? Did she Google my name? I'm pretty sure my whole name is not visible on the profile.

Didn't like the vibes? What? H- how? All I said was, um, should I just take pictures of inside the house or outside the house? How is that enough to give her bad vibes? Maybe I wasn't friendly enough in the texting. Yeah, well, sorry. I don't text like a granny. Oh, lovely, isn't it? Oh, ever so lovely. Okay. Well, she's definitely sussed out now because I changed my name on my profile. I changed it. So now she checks it again. She'll be like, "Oh, he changed his name." Guess I was right after all. Yeah. Well fucking done.

Yeah, gammon is a bit salty, isn't it? It's like really thick bit of bacon. Imagine I send a picture of myself and then she goes, "Sorry, no longer available." Yeah. Yeah, because what? 'Cause I'm ugly. Fuck you then. Imagine not sending to someone just because you didn't like the way they look. Stupid humans. Don't bitch. Fucking blow me off. Blow you off. Yeah, I hate it when people are so enthusiastic and then all of a sudden they blow me off like Crips did. Fucking annoying. Get your hopes up, don't you? I need to get stabbed in the back.

Ginger boy and black boy was supposed to be mine. I chose names and everything. Uh, I made $155 yesterday. It's pretty good. I have planned operation down to every little detail. Hotels booked. The roots planned out. Make content about what? Went to a restaurant, had food and went to Shisha. Not really much else to say. Yeah, I already said she had nice blue eyes and she had very big food. Yeah, I don't care if she's a student or whatever. Study psychology. I don't know. Who fucking cares? Lunch. Ah, lifetime, isn't it? Everyone's getting the fucking way of what I wanna get. So many obstacles, which everyone just get out of my way and let me do what the fuck I want, fucking people.

Really pissing me off. People trying to get in the way of everything I wanna do. So everything you wanna do, you need someone's permission. I just do what the fuck I want. Mm. Imagine not eating pork. Can't eat pork pie. Can't eat gammon. It's just cooking oil stains. No poo, sorry to disappoint you. Oh, it's very chewy, this gammon. I'm getting a bit tired of how salt he is. Uh. Humans have such a superiority complex where they think animals can't survive without their care, which is kinda crazy. Even though animals have survived perfectly five billions of years without human disturbance.

But now they're like, "Oh, you'll get this and you go get that and you need this jab and this injection for the pet." It's a wild animal that been around longer than we've been around and all of a sudden we think they need us to survive. How dumb. Hold on. What? Imagine asking the buyer for a picture of his house and the picture of their face, fucking weird. Can I have a picture of yourself? And send him a picture of David Beckham. I haven't seen Mr. Meow Meow in a while. I think they locked him up in the house. I saw the black one.

I feel like they don't care about the black one as much as Mr. Miomio, because Mr. Meow's a Bengal. Those are expensive. They're like 500 plus. I saw Bengal kittens. They're like 800 pounds nearly. The black one's just some random, normal whatever cat. They probably shelled out like a thousand pounds for it. I don't know. If I got a thousand pound cat, I don't think I get outside. I'd be worried too. I bet those stains haven't come out. I really need a laundry basket. Oh, drop it out of it. Oh my God. Oh, wow. Thanks. You banned me, but I will never leave. Why do you want the cat? You can't even take care of yourself.

You have to feed yourself. Cat's easy to take care of. They basically take care of themselves, and they're not babies. Apex predator of the natural world. You think they need a human to look after it. They go hunt their own food outside. They go shit outside and they can sleep on my beanbag. What do you mean take care of it? I've had cats in the family my whole life. I know how a cat works. Why are these stupid white things on the corner? What even is the point of this? That it just comes off. It doesn't do anything. It goes on the corner like that. What's the point of it?

Cats are built to eat mice and rabbits and eat their guts and everything, and humans are like, "Oh, we need special food. Shut the fuck up." You eat special food and punch you in the mouth. Okay. Oh, what? There's more here. Why does my tripod stop? How'd that get? This fucking white shirt. No, clean. Something Asia to get the other stain out. Now it's got another yellowish stain on the bottom. That is so annoying. Look. I never had so much trouble in my whole life. This shirt's just been destroyed. Most annoying shirt I ever got. Yeah, I've got OxyClean. I've got the OxyVanish thing. I already put it in.

Weird, I can't see it now. Why does it not wash properly? I'm gonna wash it again. Stupid washing machine. Can't even do what it's supposed to do. Put my bedsheet as well. I got this. It doesn't do anything. I think that's it. That jump is too big for me. It's not two shirts. It's a bedsheet, towels, I think you're blind. I just picked up a bedsheet. Can you see that? These people are really stupid sometimes. I need more containers. I've got some left. No more containers from this big one. Ah, there's no room. I should do this milk. Can I just drink it?

Okay, I think I'm done. Milk for protein. Where's my glass? Oh, uh, I need more glasses. I need more containers. Oh, no, this milk went off yesterday. I better not rain again. Every damned fucking day is raining. How the hell could it rain so much? I don't know if I'm gonna make a video today. I can't be bothered. They don't even get any views. I do another Silk Song video. The other one's got about 4K views too. I feel like making OG content on my main channel is a waste of time. Now they're just getting a couple thousand views.

No, I don't look at upcoming game lists. I look at popular upcoming on Steam, but they just have these random rubbish looking games, like weird anime games. I know Borderlands four is coming out soon. That's it, really. I don't think Silk Song would get so many views. It's just some rubbish 2D game. It's crazy, triple A games, you make a video about it and don't get any views, and then you make some random video about a stupid 2D game. Hmm, do I wanna make a video? Yeah, I think it would get 30K. It's at 27K already. Look, slowing down though.

Why don't I delete it and then re-upload it? I think that works. I already cannot be bothered to make main channel content anymore. This doesn't get any fucking views. My audience has forsaken me. At least before I was getting five to 10K. Getting like 2K now. These topics are just not really popular topics that will find new viewers. What if I make an honest video about Silk Song saying that I've never played it before and it's actually quite fun, blah, blah, blah. First time playing Silk Song. Oh wow, this game's so fun. I think I'll just make it on this streaming phone. If I press this button, testing, testing, testing, hello, and then press it again. It would record the video and send it to my computer.

Why does my computer encoder doesn't play this file? Well, open with VLC player maybe. Testing, testing, testing, hello. Oh yeah. I could do it on this way. And cover your ears. Yeah, I can record a video whilst I'm streaming and it saves it. That's pretty cool. Zoom in. Oh God. What would the title of this video be? First time playing HoloKnight Silk Song on Switch two. It is amazing. Okay. Hello. So today I got this new game called Silk Song Holo Nights. No, do it again. Well, if I just don't say anything in the beginning. Buy it now. Do buy. Do buy now. Very good game. If I turn the light off, it might be better.

Why would the audio be scratchy? This is Hollow Night Silk Song on the Switch two. My first time playing a game like this. And, uh, it's quite an interesting game. It's got a very unique art style, I guess you could say. Uh, it seems like a pretty basic game, but enjoying it so far actually is, uh, pretty fun. Really enjoying the art style and movement systems quite fluid. And, uh, you don't really get much in the beginning. You'll wait until later in the game, you unlock more stuff. Uh, so it seems like you need to grind in the game to get further, which makes sense.

And then you got these rest points. Music's quite nice. <foreign>. Uh, this is what it looks like on the Switch two. It probably would look nicer on an OLED screen. No OLED for Switch two.m. I picked up that red thing. I don't know what they do. I need 30. Oh my God. <foreign>. That's right. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. Oh my God. <foreign>. What? Stupid fucking game. Ah, I'm all the way back here. You joking. Oh my God. Hm. Oh, this game's so fucking boring. Combat is not fun. You just hit them a few times, they die. No blocking or rolling. So bare bones.

Colt with the lamb is so much better and Hades too. I guess this is supposed to be atmospheric, not action packed. Like Colt with the Lamb, Hades two, very fast-paced action packed. This, I'm just walking round, round in fucking circles. I don't know where I'm going. Why does everything look depressed? Why? All the NPCs are sitting around looking depressed. God, this is so boring. It looks nice, but it's boring. Why don't they make it more obvious which way you're supposed to go? Like, am I supposed to go down or am I supposed to go up?

I love you. Juanita. Boring. Check my video. Huh. The plan today is do laundry. It looks like it might rain though. Raining every fucking day. How does anyone do laundry here? They just stink in their clothing all the time. I don't understand why... At my mom's house, we never put the laundry outside. She always dries it in the house and it dries. But when I try and dry my laundry in my house, it doesn't dry. It's still wet the next day. What am I doing wrong? I need to get a tumble dryer. Yeah, I put it in the conservatory. I put it in the conservatory once in winter, and next morning, all my clothing was frozen. My towels were frozen.

Rock hard. How the fuck that cat seller sussed me out? They just said, "Sorry, the kittens are no longer available." After she gave me her phone number and everything and said I could come by anytime to see them the previous night. And then this morning, I get a message from her saying, "No longer available." Trolls found the cellar. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking they wanted a photo of me to confirm that I'm who the trolls were saying I am. And then maybe they saw clips. The trolls trying to get me, stop me from getting a kitten, makes me want a kitten even more now.

The trolls are determined to stop me from doing anything. Oh, it's fucking raining. You fucking kidding me? Oh my God. I can't even do that fucking laundry. It can't not rain for one fucking day, can it? Oh my God. You stupid fucking country. I can't even do my fucking laundry. Yeah, Amira didn't have stupid idiot trolls re - sending messages to the sellers about her. The trolls have only recently gotten very vicious, trying to stop me from doing anything. Like, they're really trying to shut me down. I can't... Every - anything I talk about, they try and fiddle with and interfere with.

It makes me not able to talk about anything. They're really trying the hardest to just meddle with everything I'm doing. It's really fucking irritating. I wonder if my sister would get me one, and then I give her the money. If only I knew someone who would help me get one. If he finds out, I just say, oh, I'm looking after my sister's cat because she went on holiday. Well, I already had pets in the house, didn't I? I had three cats. So I've already breached it, haven't I? I had a kitten here as well, remember?

It was here for weeks. No, he hasn't replied. Everything's weird, isn't it? People ghosting you, not replying. The short-term plan for what? For my life. Gonna go meet weed girl next week. I booked the hotel. Oh, I do a little road trip. If it doesn't work out, I'll just stream, I guess, at the hotel. Maybe I'll just go travel somewhere and then go back to the hotel and come back home. Since when does a cat ever just piss all over the house? It will go in the litter. I've never had or seen a cat piss everywhere. It will go piss in the litter trait.

Who's just letting their cats walk around the house pissing everywhere? Uh, there's no sun at all. How am I gonna dry my fucking clothing? Oh my God. I've got an idea. Some may call it genius. Genius strikes again. God, everything's so hard, isn't it? I need stupid permission to get a cat, and then fucking cat sellers won't fucking sell you the fucking cat. Some of them don't reply. Ow. Hmm. Do you think this would actually dry it? It should do, if it dries out the air. I put it on the other radiators. Yeah, it's working. It's just, hmm. The stuff on the outside is not gonna take dry.

You know what they should do? Make a laundry rack that also heats up the whole rack. Maybe I invent it. Or if I put it in the closet, maybe that's what the closet was for, because then it would trap all the dry hot air in the closet. I've got to burn electricity to heat up my, dry up my clothing. Oh, I might have to do a phone call. Fucking hell. Fucking annoying. Uh, what else was I gonna do? It's gonna do something now I forgot. Can't be that important then. What was I gonna do? Oh my God.

I gotta phone this person. Hm. Didn't work. That's weird. Oh, I know why. Hm. Interesting. God fucking damn it. Ah, fucking hell. What is the landlord reply? You really pissing me off now. Fucking... Really annoying. It's hard to get a kitten because most of them are not available now. They're available in a few weeks. I've got two people standing in my way. Number one, landlord not replying. Number two, stupid trolls. Probably messaging sellers about me. I can't let them beat me. If this was Thailand, you just go to the stupid Jack to Jack Market and fucking buy one on the fucking day. Stupid fucking England.

Everything's so much easier in Thailand. I only go to Thailand and get one, bring it home. You just go Jack to Jack Park Market, and then you got cats there, and you just go there and you buy it on the spot. This stupid country with all their fucking rules. Fucking annoying. Why is it so hard just to get a damn cat? Harder than trying to get your hands on a PS5. And then you got these, like, uh, adoption shelter places, but they want written permission from the fucking landlord, which I can't even get a reply from him.

Really pissing me off. This is the agent. Well, if I can't get hold of the landlord, maybe they can't either. It's not really the agent's decision. Who's trying to talk to me? What if I just said I own the house and I don't need permission? Then it'd be like, okay, where's the deeds to the house? But bring my deeds to the house. Uh, what if I go home to my mom's house and I go buy a cat with my mom and she's the house owner and then I bring it back in? I kill two birds, one stone. I go see the baby and then I go to my mom's house, pick up some stuff and we go get a cat.

Let me ask my mom since we're talking again. She's gonna say, "Oh, there's so much work. I want to get a kitten. Can you help me?" <laugh> I don't know why the auto spell said cam. I said, "I want to get a kitten cam. Will you help me?" I didn't even type cat. I pressed can. Imagine I call my mom cam instead of mum. Hey, cam, hey. <laugh> So weird. The trolls tried their best so that they couldn't separate the bond between mother and son. Yeah, I felt very emotional about the baby and seeing the pictures and stuff. I thought I should unblock it.

This is stupid. The biggest problem is I can't get a landlord's response. Maybe I still push can. I think she should turn comments off. What if I forge permission? My mom can pretend to be my landlord. Nah, I only yell at my mom if we're having a big fight. I, I did yell at Jahira, I guess. Don't really care what you think, Chuff Weasel. I'm gonna block you in a minute. Do you think my mom even has YouTube Studio installed? I really doubt she even knows what YouTube Studio is. Most people don't know what it is unless you're actually a YouTuber.

'Cause just from the YouTube app, you can upload videos, but you aren't really... I don't think there's a lot of control with the YouTube app. Is there? Edit. Uh, you can... Comments. Yeah, you can disable comments. But what you wanna do is disable it by default, not video by video, sounds like ageous. Uh, maybe Spanish girl knows someone, sending one. Oh, I got a headache. Ah, sucks too much nicotine. Oh, my soap song video. Uh, fucking market is ripping. Fucking hell. I sold my lung at breakeven. I just fed up. HoloKnight Silk Song switch to gameplay and performance review.

Oh, I feel sick. I suck too much vape. This is Hollow Knight Silk Song on the Switch too. My first time playing a game like this. And, uh, it's quite an interesting game. It's got a very unique up. Oh, I feel sick. Hmm. Hm, I don't know. Maybe I don't get one. I don't even know how to get out of the beginning stage. I keep going around around circles. I hate games like that. Just tell me where to go. They make the map like stupid labyrinth. Stupid traveling trade is still talking about shorting the market. He said, "Oh, there's a head and shoulders. If it breaks the neckline, there's a short." He's been talking about shorting the market ever since April, and he's been completely wrong.

I don't know exactly what non-farm payrolls are. It's just a bit of news that moves for markets. I don't think it really matters what the news is, just that there is news with high impact. Isn't it just a way to measure the employment rate? I don't know why it's non-farm. Well, jobs that aren't in agriculture. Now, all these YouTubers ever do is they just say, "If it does this, and it might do that, but if it does this, it will do this, don't it? If it goes up, it's going up. If it's going down, it might go down." And then they draw their stupid lines on the chart, basically just drawing out every possible s - p - every possible outcome that it could go up, go down and go sideways. Really?

And so they're never wrong, because they'll, they'll just say, "Oh, but it didn't break this drop during retest." They just cover all their bases, bases, don't they? And then some of them want a deposit. Like, what if I pay the deposit and then they ghost me? I'm not paying a de - I'm not paying anything unless I get the cat and take it home on the date. Mm. Hm. Imagine I get told I can't have it. I will bring it to my mom's house. She's stuck with two cats now. <laugh> She's always complaining my sister dumped a cat at her house.

And now my uncle and auntie aren't living next door to help look after it if she goes somewhere. I don't know why my sister got a cat and then ditched it at my mom's house. Pushkin was so cute when it was a kitten. There'll be sad where at my mom's house. Pushkin needs a friend. And he's dry. Oh, God, he's so... Why is it so hard? Is it a fucking dry mon - laundry? Why is everything so hard in life? Why is everything so hard? I hate everything. This is dry on one side. Getting really annoyed.

It stopped raining. Maybe I put it back outside. Everything's really pissing me off recently. Wet outside. Put it in the air for it. Like, this middle bit is really good, because all the air's going up to it. It won't fit. Fucking thing. Fuck you, fucking. Fucking hell. Now I broke my rack. Oh, my God. Ah. Getting really pissed off. Uh, why is it stuck? Put it in that fucking closet. Okay. Easy. Now, trap all the heat in there. And then as for my clothing rack, woke up at this. I need to go back up there. Oh, it's nice and warm in here.

I didn't think it would fall down. Ah. Why is everyone trying to piss on my bonfire? Ah, fucking hell, stupid fucking people. Can't just let me do what I want. Stupid clinician. Clinician on the backside. You know, when it's winter, I'm just gonna put the heating bag and get in the closet. <laugh> It's so warm in there now. It's like a sauna. Oh, come on, get off. Fucking come on. Okay, got the air in cupboard. Getting really pissed off with how nothing is making any progress. Uh, I hate physics sometimes. The way things just get stuck or fall over, stupid gravity.

28,000 views. Nice. Oh, I give up making stupid, hiding my room videos. All they get is a couple thousand views now. What's the point? CPM's okay, but with only 2,000 views, it's not gonna make more than $10. If it made, if it got 10K views, it would've made $50. CPM's fine, the views are not there. And then with the gaming channel, the views are there, but the CPM shit, people aren't watching it for more than a minute because it's too obvious it's a troll click bait. Some reason my main viewers on my main channel don't realize yet, all my videos is trolling.

The gaming stuff gets views, but I can't get them to actually watch it because it's too obvious it's a troll. I get like 50 seconds watch time. You have to either sound like you know what you're talking about or be funny like these gameplay streaming people, like the rad bread. They make stupid voices. Now how am I gonna dry the rest of this? Bet you anything, the damn stain's still on the shirt. Oh my God, it's gone blue. It's gone even more blue now. The Volkswagen. Let me put on this radiator. Oh, I unplugged my blink camera. Oh, my fucking dog.

How about this one? How I turned my white shirt into a blue shirt. I bet you anything that's stained still there. I think it's gone. It's just less visible now because it's not white anymore. How do dry clothing? How about this one? Okay. Whoa, it's hot in here. Bam. This might actually be working. I think everyone, everything's drying. Oh my God, I'm a genius. Holy shit. I don't even need it to be sunny outside anymore. I just need to crank the radiators up. None of you came up with that idea. I don't give any of you credit. Stop trying to steal my credit. I take all the credit.

Don't be leeching my credit. Credit leeches. Why is my sister not replying? Huh. Did she reply? No, she didn't. She takes so long to reply on face. I know why she keeps saying, "Oh, I didn't realize I got a message on Facebook." Does she not check Facebook often or not? I get a notification when I get a message from, "Ah, Facebook. Busy with the kid. Oh, too busy with a new baby. How dare she. Oh, damn, it's drying really quickly. Holy fuck. All the outside stuff's drying too. Oh my God, I'm a genius. I put the towel in there too. I just invented the airing cupboard.

I can do laundry whenever I want now. Even when it's raining, I'll put this up there. Oh my God. Laundry hack. Oh. Oh God, I'm so stressed out. Okay. What would it... When's the market gonna crash? Come on, where's September volatility? Yeah, I though about buying a baby present, but I don't know what to get. Why would it get moldy? It's dry in there. I put, you probably don't know, I put the radiator under the laundry. But it's okay, forgive you for your ignorance. The Lord forgiveth. Come on, market. Tank. I already sold my long for that one pound profit. <laugh> It was down 200 pounds. The market ripped. I sold it for one pound. <laugh> And now my shorts are all down 220 pounds. I shorted at the bottom. I went long on the top. <laugh> Oh my God, barrett gold's at 27.4. I'm gonna go for 28.

While gold ripped, my stocks shares ice, it should be doing well. I'm up 96 pounds.

96 pounds. And people say I don't know how to invest. Look at my portfolio. Sea of green. Up 85 pounds of my gold. You know what's annoying about this world we live in? Everything depends on other people. You want sex, you need a girlfriend. You want a cat, you need permission, or you need a seller to sell you one. You want a house, you've got to rent one, we'll buy it. You want money, you got to do stupid things for other people. Such an annoying world we live in, isn't it? I jump through all these hoops. Like, oh, I got, she has to find me attractive and then we got to go on a date and then she has to like me. Then I get sex. Oh God.

Stupid, annoying world. Everyone's just getting in my way from me getting what I want. Problem is everything you want needs someone else to supply you with it. And then you need money. And then to get money, you need to do something to get it. Why can't I just get money for doing nothing? Stupid world we live in. Wish I was King Joffrey sometimes. People trying to stop me getting what I want pisses me off. There's to be rules and stuff. Oh. Well, there's so much to ask for. I just want a cat and I want a girlfriend. I don't want money for doing nothing. Is that so much to ask for? No, I don't think so.

Damn, these are dry already. I think that's almost dry. That's dry and good. I think this white shirt's dry. Oh, it's crispy. Oh, no. Are you, what is that? How did that even get there? Now I gotta wash it again. And has it shrunk? Is it just me or does it look small? I think it shrunk and there's no way it shrunk. You're joking. This shirt cost me five pounds at Tesco. I think it shrunk. There's no way it shrunk. No, I don't think it shrunk. Well, I don't understand how I got a stain on the shoulder.

What? How did that get on the shoulder? What even is that? Ah. <laugh> Fucking shirt. It, it seems like it shrunk. Is this still wet? Why is everything so difficult? Well, and then it's like... Check these ones. Maybe I'll go buy a new shirt. Instead of washing my shirt, I just go buy a new one every time. Okay. Oh, laundry's so hard. Oh. I don't know if that shirt shrunk or not. No. I think I found someone who'll sell me a kitten. Hmm, but what do I do if landlord says no? They said I can pick it up next week, which would be great actually.

I already asked him twice. He didn't reply. Phone him. If he doesn't, I mean, I could phone him. 2:0 PM. July. Don't you think it could be a scam though? If I paid the deposit, they could just take the money and disappear. What am I gonna do? Like, I don't even know where they live. Is it normal to pay a deposit? I don't wanna pay a deposit. What if I get scammed? It's also really far away, like an hour and a half drive for this one. Starting to feel like it's not worth it. This one's closer, but it wants more money.

30 pounds deposit. Do I gamble? Might get scammed. Oh shit, the market opened. Not doing anything. Okay. I mean, 30 pounds is not a lot, is it? A stupid app. Why does it keep closing? Why do they want me to pay a deposit? This one wants a deposit too. Who? What if I say can I just pay all in cash? I don't feel comfortable sending money online. Why do they want the deposit? Said we, we'd like a deposit as we've got quite a few messages. I just said I don't feel comfortable paying deposit. I could pay all in cash next week.

I don't want to send money over the internet and then I don't know, like they, the whole account disappears and then what? Maybe I'll try phoning the landlord. Okay, I'll try phoning. Hi, it's, uh, Daniel at 17 Park Court. Uh, I was just wondering if it would be okay if I got a cat for the house. I still didn't really want cats in the house, that would do. Oh, okay. So that's - I don't want anything scratched up or, or if anything, if you did, if anything did you, I would expect it to be, you know but if they, none of it gets trashed, I, I don't want a dog in there. That's one thing I would definitely say no cut dog. I won't mind the cat, but just keep it, you know, make sure it doesn't scratch those walls and whatever it, if you do, if anything gets damaged, I do put it back, to be honest.

Yeah, if anything got damaged, I'd be more than happy to pay for, for repairs or anything like that. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, well I don't want, yeah, I don't mind it yet, just I don't really want heaps of just one. Yeah, just one? Yeah. Okay. That'd be fine. Okay, thanks a lot then. So I.

Yeah, I just let it in through the door. That's fine, right, that's fine. Okay. So I'll, so it's okay if I go ahead and get one then? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm more, more than happy to fix anything if it's damaged. Okay. Okay, thanks a lot. See ya. Huh, that's what it took. So he did see the message, but didn't reply. Interesting. Interesting. Hm. I mean, why... Oh, whatever. I mean, he said it's okay then. At least I didn't get to... I've never seen a cat scratch a wall. I mean, what? Like, it scratches a wall, then what? You just paint over it. It's not a lion. <laugh> Oh, nice. I can get a cat though. <laugh> Now I just need to find someone to sell me one.

Dad, all it has to do is phone up. Well, I wouldn't let the kitten out, not until it's, like, a proper adult. Operation Cat is on. Okay, and I gotta find one to buy. Hm. Hm. Okay. Interesting. I think this is dry. This is not dry. Number one, two... Oh, this is not dry. Oh, this is dry. That towel dried quick. Hm. Hey, how do you scratch the wall anyway? I think a cat would never wanna scratch the wall. It would scratch something kind of like a fabric thing. I've never seen a cat scratch a wall in my entire life.

Ah, I feel so much better now that I got confirmation. Oh, oh. Oh, my elbow. Right in the funny bone. My mind feels like at peace. If I could visualize what my mind was, what state it was in earlier, it was like chaos. I don't know what my sister feels like giving birth to a baby. I can get a cat. Maybe I'll take a punt and I send that guy the 30 pound deposit. Oh, this is dry too. Almost. Oh, these are dry already. Oh, a big butterfly in my house. Got. Um, getting a cat. Yay.

Uh, I might go on Wednesday. This guy seems like he's gonna sell me a cat. It's not too far away either. We do a road trip, go pick up the cat. He seemed a bit reluctant, didn't he? The power of negotiation. Yeah, somehow I got a brown stain on my shoulder. I don't know if I shrunk the shirt too. I think it comes out when you boil water onto it. I'll get the cat cat in it. It will be all good. The cat will help me recover from my heartbreak if we girl doesn't like me.

Always have a plan bait. How did the curry get on my shoulder? I don't think I was wearing that shirt when I had a car. Well, if I put toilet duck on this thing... Oh. No. What? I don't get it. The cat person said, "We would like a deposit to reserve him." And then I said, "I don't feel comfortable paying a deposit." And now they're saying, "Okay, we'll reserve it for you. Thanks. Winning at life now. Oh, that's so nice. I don't have to keep it a secret. Not that I would have. I mean, I don't have to worry about getting rid of it.

Okay. I found a seller. Nice. I go pick up the cat after my date. See, it's that easy. Work on not keeping secrets from dates. It's so hard because so many of the things I say on the streams just make me sound really crazy. If someone just gave me, like, gave me the chance to talk to me about it, ask me why I said those things, I can explain it. The problem is most people are not gonna want to waste their time. They just see it and think, uh, weirdo. I don't know. Who doesn't say? You guys all say weird stuff as well in the chat.

It's not just me. We all say wild stuff online, don't we? But people get freaked out very easily. But I'm just a human being. I have flaws. I'm not perfect. But I don't think I'm that bad. At least some people recognize that. Uh, Silk Song's not getting any views anymore. It's funny how one day it's getting massive views and now it's just nothing. It trends over. You gotta be quick. It's like day training, gotta be in and out. Oh God, I feel so relieved now. I really wanted a cat. Huh. Two would've been fun though. Yeah, I don't know. If they were two, they'd fight or like chase each... I mean, even if they get on well, they still do like play fighting, chase each other around.

Look at Mr. Bialo and Black Cat. They fight and I've seen them chase each other. They go kinda crazy if there's two. One's probably best. Market's tanking. I knew it. I get two that look the same. Maybe I order some stuff on Amazon, like a litter tray, litter stuff. I don't really wanna go into Plymouth to the pet shop and get all the stuff. Well, I get a fish tank as well. I put some plants in it. Oh, I haven't shrunk this as well, have I? Why does it look kinda smaller? I only washed it at 60. 60 wouldn't shrink it, would it?

Oh, he says nice and warm. And you guys are saying, "Oh, no central heating." Yeah, I still got heating, right? You think I've got no heating in my house? And do you think the central heating's free? It's not free. It's just a bit cheaper than electric. It looks kinda smaller. I though if I do it at 60, it'll wash out the stains. Hmm, what am I gonna wear on the date? No, I've got a cat. Now I need to get a woman. Well, market's tanking. Good thing I sold my short. I mean, my long. Okay.

Litter box. Hmm. Look at this one. What is that? That one looks crazy. Stainless steel. Why are these so over the top? Cats don't like those flap things. Pushkin took ages to get through the cat flat. September, October could be bad. Yeah, that's what I keep hearing. That's why I haven't bought a lot of SME 500. I went heavy on gold and I still got my shorts. Look, it's tanking. Oh my God, Barry Gold's at 28. Jesus. Gold's ripping. Oh, I'm up 98 pounds. Investing's easy. So... Yeah, I'm looking for a nice pullback to buy the dip. Until then, I'm gonna keep my shorts open.

I need to get a litter tray. Why don't I just make a litter tray out of cardboard? I only lost 30K because I put all the money into two meme stocks. That's stupid. That was just gambling, greed. Disposable litter box for cats, 20 pounds. Suitable for kittens, four pound 50. I'll get that one. Four pound 50. Cat litter. Where do I chuck the litter and the waste? Like, do I put it in the bin? Cat litter, 15 pounds. Can a kitten have catnip, or is it too much? Also, I didn't lose 30K. I lost, like, 12K.

My free trade account was down 10K when I took everything out. No, I haven't been to. Why? I bet it's very spooky. Premium wood pet it cat litter 11 pounds. Non-clumping cat litter, seven pounds. It's got 3,700 reviews, five star. I get that. The cheapest, 10 liters. What else do I need? Should I get the wooden toilet seat as well? Um, kitten food. 10 pounds. Complete dry cat food for junior cats under one year, 15 pounds. Get some of that. Kitten, wet cat food pouch whiskers. Or Sheba, 40 mega pack, 12 pounds, 90. I get that.

Dried, organic, extra strong catnip. Ask AI. Can kitten have catnip? It says yes, but timing and moderation matter. Once they're eight to 12 weeks old. Most kittens don't respond to catnip until they're three to six months old. No, probably not then. Kitten toy. They like little balls, don't they? Scratching post. Maybe this scratching purse's got bull on it as well. Thursday. 23 pounds. Cat hammock. Uh, what one should I get? Maybe that. 88 pounds. Uh, get rid of the toilet seat for now. 62 pounds. Oh my God. What else do I need? 62 pounds. Okay.

But he said no for a dog. Dog was a hard no. Just dry it. It's dry. Dry. It's dry. Towels are so easy to clean, but a white t-shirt with some oil on it. It's like a nightmare. If I make cat content, it'll pay for itself. Genius. Basically get a free cat. People are like, "Oh, cats cost this much every month," you know? Yeah, but I make videos about my cat. Free content. Mm-hmm. I put this in there. It'll work out. Yeah, I feel more relaxed now. I've got permission. She think I should get rid of the rug. I have had it for nine months now.

It's hard to clean. You need one of those carpet, rug, vacuum, washer things. The thing is, it needs to be washed with water. Maybe I'll just take it outside and I spunch it down. I wonder if it stinks. It smells fine. I'll just get another Tesco rug. No better. No more views. Laundry day's hard work. Cat's name, Mr. Miaomio. No room in there now. I really need some kind of wardrobe for the bedroom. That thing is not very good. The one my mom has is way better. It doesn't vibrate the ground. Whoa, market's crashing into smithereens.

If market is tanking, gold must be ripping. Oh my God. $3,600 per ounce. Wow. My gold's up 93 pounds. Problem is when market starts ripping again, gold will go down again, won't it? I wouldn't wanna be in gold too long. But I wanna see a bigger pullback than this. Like back down to this level. What's the best bond ETF? I shares floating rate bond. Guy shares 20 year treasury bond. Yeah, it's been down so much. At some point it's gonna start going up again. It says view only. Can't buy it in the stocks and shares ISA.

I can't buy any bonds in my stocks and shares ISA. Oh, USD treasury bond, seven to 10 year. Uh... Hmm. 4:00 just in time for coffee and cupcake. I need your coffee. Oh no, my milk's frozen. What? What? How the fuck? How did my milk freeze? Some of it's liquid still. Oh, thank God. Half of it's frozen. What a stressful day. Now, I've just gotta see what happens with wheat girl and then, uh, see if I can actually get the cat. They said they're gonna reserve it for me. I love my coffee. I don't know what you're whining about.

I've had Nespresso pods and pod coffee and drip coffee. Nothing beats Nescafe Gold Blend. Mm, I'm pretty sure I can train the cat to make it friendly. And just give it some cat note. Gonna go pick up the cat next week after I've seen. I guess I'm not gonna go back to see my sister. Maybe in a few weeks I can bring the cat meat Pushkin. Might see my sister in two weeks. She said she's going back home for a week. I could go back to my mom's house. I'll bring my cat as well. What else can I do? I can go and get some stuff maybe.

It's just weird because there's like no reason to come back here. <laugh> I don't have a job. I don't have a girlfriend. There's like zero reason to rush back here, is there? I might as well just stay at home and eat all my mom's food and then come back. Usually people are like, "Well, I better go home now so I've got work." I've got nothing here. I see the baby, maybe pick up some stuff. Yeah, it'd be fun when I go back for Christmas too. Yeah, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna move back in with my mom.

If I'm just there for like a week, it'd be fine. I promise when I'm there for months and she feels like I'm not helping. Probably just go for like a week. It'd be weird to go back there after everything. It's so funny that I'm here after everything. I'm just randomly living in, on the other side of the country almost, the other end. It's really, um, pushing my patience with having an EV though, having to keep stopping. But are you really gonna drive four hours straight without stopping? I've got a lot of driving coming up soon.

Who knows if things go well with weed girl. Could have a lot of nice adventures. This is the calm before the storm. Enjoy it whilst it lasts. Next week's gonna be expensive. 250 on the hotels already. 60 pounds on cat supplies. About 100 for the cat. And then maybe 50 pounds charging. 5150, 250, 400. Food, don't know if I get food. Depends if we get on well and we go for dinner. Otherwise, say goodbye at lunchtime. It could be 450 with a loss of may - possibly one day of streaming. If it goes badly, I will lose one day of streaming. If it goes well, I lose two days of streaming.

Total loss, 600 pounds. Well, if it goes badly, good news is I can just grind every day streaming. I'll be able to easily make up for these extra expenses. If it goes well, then okay, less money, but then get a girlfriend, so that's pretty good. Win-win. Uh-oh. No, no, no. No, not allowed. No, not allowed. No, no, no. No. Goodbye. Damn, he's a chunky cat. I don't see Mr. Miaomio anymore. I just see Black Cat. Poor Mr. Miaomio, banned from going outside. I haven't seen him in weeks. Last time I saw him, he was sitting on my chair outside.

Hmm. Life really is more fun when you got stuff planned, things to do, people to see. I feel a bit excited, actually. I was so depressed when I just felt like there was nothing to do. It just seemed like the future was so bleak. Like no one to see, nowhere to go. What's that word they use? Charges. File charges. File charges. Like if you did something to make me feel threatened, would I file charges against you? Is that the right phrase? See if my shirt's clean. I boiled the stain. I think it's out. Seems like all you gotta do is...

Is it out? Where is it? All you gotta do is boil water and soak it. Uh, it's out. Seems like boiling water and rubbing it in, soaking it a bit. That's better than any soaps or detergents. Cook the stain out. It's dry so quick now. Oh. Yeah, I could go home in two weeks. Meet them all there. See the baby and Pushkin. Funny, I'm an uncle now. I guess when my dad and my uncles were my age, they all start becoming uncles now. Mid 30s is when you start, all the, the new wave of kids start coming.

When does a cat become an adult? One year or six months. They grow up so far, so those little aliens from the alien movies. Unlike humans, it takes 15 years. Hmm. I guess I got to refer to the baby by its name. Can't keep saying it or the baby. I don't know why I find that kind of difficult. Sounds like it was very emotional. Everyone was crying. Maybe I'll get a gift. Baby gift. Yum yum's baby 10 pieces pink weaning set. Hmm. I mean, I'm not gonna say its name on stream. I mean, when I'm talking to my sister about it, I mean him.

I don't know. I mean, they probably already got the essentials. No, I want it to be a surprise. I can't ask her what she wants. I will get my mum something. Pay back part of the debt. I've only got 5,000 pounds. Well, it says 6,000, but I'll have to pay rent in a couple days. Plus I gotta buy a cat. Whoa, gold tripping. The stamp juicy receiver ended Angela Rainer's career. <laugh> A career destroyed. He's still streaming nothing. This is grade A content. I'll have you know. Yeah, well, when I'm gone on my date, you'll be missing me.

I don't want to talk about getting cat next week. Date next week. Possibly going back to my mom's house in a couple weeks to see the baby. And what else? That's it, really. Don't know if I'd bring my laptop on the date. I don't really need it, do I? No. The pixel, it all comes together. Pick up the Google Pixel 10 family with 02. Going, not just as housing secretary, but also as elected deputy leader of the Labor Party and Deputy Prime Minister means there will be an internal election in the Labor Party. Already, they're facing the threat of Jeremy Corbin and Zara Sultana.

That's if the two could ever agree on anything, including the choice of a party. Name, this battle for Deputy League of Labor Party will be very like the battles they had back in the early 1980s. The left, the left of the Labor Party will rear its voice. We're used to hearing stories of splits in the Conservative Party. We're about to witness a big risk in the Labor Party too. I think there is every chance now of a general election happening in 2027 and we must be ready for that moment. Well, oh, spasm. I would stream if the date didn't go well and end up going to the hotel alone.

Sad and lonely. Lenovo Legion Go two came out. They changed the UI on YouTube. It looks kind of nice now. Like these rounded bubble buttons. This is the most ridiculous gaming handheld I've ever used. It's the Lobo Legion Go Gen two. Damn, that thing's chunky. This is what we've been waiting for, right? The refreshed - It's like two switches on top. Proper gaming handheld with better specs and fine designs and just, you know, quality of life improvements given that this is now just second generation. It's probably like 800 pounds. And what makes this special? Well, let's start with second question. There's a few things. It looks pretty nice. 8.8 inches. It is by far the biggest handheld you can buy. Lover also claim that you'll get best in class performance with this, given we have the rising Zed to Extreme chip, althog on the cheaper version of this.

Does look pretty nice. Cooling thanks to these - Detachable controllers. Exhaust vents and some refinements inside. So top of the line performance for gaming handheld. It's also a Windows PC, which means that obviously you can access all the different game stores. It's not just Steam OS. Uh, so you have the most versatility when it comes to, well, just playing all the games out there. And also just using it like a proper gaming PC, you're not confined by anything. But it's also a Windows PC, which means it's a finicky, buggy, kind of horrible experience. That's why most of the time they try to encourage you to just use the Legion space. That's where all the games are sort of put into one area that you can fire up. But of course the party trick really of the Legion Go is the fact that we have these detachable, I was about to say JoyCons.

No, these are true strike controllers. So you can use it with this little kickstand like that. With this guy, which comes bundled in the box, you can pop that in there and it becomes a proper little mouse. And if you switch underneath it- It's like the switch two on steroids. More precise. So it's a big, very powerful Windows gaming portable handheld with detachable controllers. There's a lot you can do with this one.

But all that was the case with the original one. What is new with this second generation version? Well, actually, quite a bit. We obviously have the new chips. We've got the rise in Z2 and Z2 Extreme. The screen's been upgraded. Maybe I'll make a video about this now. Do not buy. 144 Hertz. We still have VRR, 500 nits of brightness, and it's been certified for the display HDR True Black 1000 standard. It was already like the best gaming screen, but now with OLED, it is absolutely stunning. They've significantly improved the cooling. We have much larger exhaust vents. They've refined the controls, better speakers. They've added a finger for admitted to the power button. And maybe best of all, we have a much bigger battery. It's 50% larger. We've gone from 49.2 watt hours to 74. And you can still get it with 32 gigs of RAM and up to two terabytes of storage, although you still expand the storage via micro SD card.

So for some reason, I actually have two Legion Go Gen 2s right now. Uh, it's a FedEx issue. Don't worry about it. One has to go back, unfortunately. Uh, but let's talk about battery life. That is the biggest issue when it comes to handhelds, particularly the Legion Go. I think it's fair to say the original one had probably the worst battery among all the sort of handhelds, especially the Windows handhelds. I have good news. Obviously straight from kick. I barely get any done. I have a 74 watt hour battery, which is still smaller than the 80 watt hours you get in the Xbox RG Ally, and that's also a smaller screen and IPS. So while I haven't compared them directly yet, I would imagine the, uh, Xbox handheld, basically ASOS handheld, will have a slight longer battery life. But I tested Cyberpunk running at high settings and native resolution, 144 hertz, full performance mode, max fan speed, you know, all the bells and whistles on the original Legion Go.

I got around an hour 35-ish. With this, I got about two hours and 15. And also this is running non-final software. So just in that particular test, I've seen about a 35% increase in battery life, which is pretty significant. And in terms of a more sort of everyday use case, slightly less demanding games, you drop resolution a little bit, which I probably would recommend. You'll get about three, three and a quarter hours out of one of these guys. And if you just play the simplest games at sort of 50% brightness, then you could push this up to maybe five hours. So it lasts longer, but how much faster is it with this new Z2 extreme gym? Well, in F125, running at native - Faster and last. Full performance mode and medium second - Where is he from? I averaged 78 frames per second, although the minimum was three.

I have experienced some pretty terrible 1% lows, but I think that could be a software issue. Dropping the resolution down to 1000 P, bumps the frame rate up by 9%, but then dropping down to 100P, again, same settings, we break triple digits. Then in Cyberpunk, full resolution, 144 hertz, medium settings, I averaged 58 frames per second. But dropping the resolution down to 1000 P, it bumped it up by 44% to 84 FPS average, and then down to 800P, again, we break triple digits with 102 average. Although those tests were run with the power plugged in. On battery life, I saw a 15% drop in F125 and a 20% drop in Cyberpunk, which is not nothing, but your best gaming experience will be when you have it plugged in. So broadly speaking, we're talking a 20 to 30% uptake in performance and about a 30% improvement to battery life.

That's not too shabby for Gen P. How much is it? Now in terms of the actual design, well, it looks very similar to the Gen1, it actually makes some really nice upgrades. Like the side is a lot more ergonomic. It feels a lot more comfortable. It actually feels a little bit smaller because it sort of curves round here. It's more of a rounded corner. They split these buttons into two here. We've got a larger... And of course we still have the touch pad, which a lot of people love, particularly for our strategy games and most other handhelds don't. Just a hair over two pounds. It's really much better for sure. I, I wouldn't say the bigger the better. This, this is a good size. This thing's huge. <laugh> Look at the smile graphics are great. I mean, I can't believe the size of it though.

Very shocky. I mean, it doesn't really matter if you're using it like a tablet mode with a stand, uh, set up. But in handheld, I mean, if you're going from using this to touching the screen, you might have weight and pressure on one of the sides and then you can interrupt with a touch screen. And I have to be honest, I really don't like the way you detach these controllers. You press the button down here and then pull down. It does work, but there's no sort of satisfying press to this. It's really kind of uncomfortable and doesn't feel very nice. And the weight of it, you have to kind of grab the screen. Like I though I attached that properly. I think I'm maybe even more frustrated by how difficult it is to reattach. In fact, let me just try it now.

I'm, I'm not doing this for like comic effect. I'm trying to... There we go. Right, there you go. But having used the switch too, and given the fact this is a gen two device, I really had hoped they'd improve this mechanism because it's just clunky, it's inconsistent, and it just doesn't feel premium, particularly when you factor in the price of this thing. There is a couple things that have been done. 800 pounds. Firstly, it's thicker and it's heavier. It's actually about 60 grams heavier and about two millimeters thicker versus the original. And then we have the screen, which I still think is the best on a handheld out there right now. I mean, 8.8 inches, 144 has VRR, O-lead, but the resolution's been downgraded. Previously it was 2560 by 1600. Now it's 1920 by 1200. Still 16 by 10 aspect ratio, but we've basically gone from HD+ down to full HD plus, which makes sense.

I think the vast majority of people who gained on the original go would have dropped it down to 1200 P or even 800P to get better frame rates and also better battery life. However, when it comes to window scaling, technically, if you have the original LegionGo and LegionGo two, both running at 800P, the old one will be a little bit sharper because it's scaled by half rather than by a third. Yeah. At Nate frame rate, fan curves, the RGB around the joysticks, play easy consoles. This is for someone who, well, has a lot of money, but also just wants the best performance, the best screen, and just like whole thing with two extreme version will cost you a thousand pounds. 1,100 pounds. Jesus. Or in the US, $13.49. Although there is a cheaper option if you go for the lower power Z2 chip. So it is far from perfect, but the Lenovo Legion Go two is a big step off versus the original, and I'm having a blast with it, even if sometimes it makes me wanna pull my hair out.

But some of those things may be fixed with software. As I said, it's an ignorant final version. So make sure you hit a subscribe button because I'm gonna do a full handheld binder. Hmm.

Lenovo Legion Go two. Recently, the Lenovo Legion Go two has come out. Turning a new video. Hello, go back to a new video. So as many of you may know, recently, the Lenovo Legion Go two has come out, and compared to the Switch two, which I have in my hand here, I have to say it is kind of lacking in a certain kind of a luster compared to the Switch two. Number one, it's basically worse than the Switch two in almost every way when it comes to a handheld gaming device. And it's better in almost just one way in the fact that it has better graphics and different kind of games. So if you like PC games that you can only get on the PC from Steam or Xbox Store, and you're not really into Nintendo Games, then okay, maybe that's the better gaming device for you.

But if you don't really care that much about PC games and Steam games, then you would rather get a Switch two, in my opinion. So not only do you have Nintendo games like Mario and Zelda and Metroid, you also get indie games like Silk Song just came out recently on Switch Two, and there's quite a wide support of other AAA games on Switch Two, like Cypunk or Hogwarts Legacy. They might be a couple years old now, but they're still AAA games. And what you get in return is you get a gaming console, which is actually handheldable. So this is very thin, as you can see, very light. Look, you can hold it with one hand if you want. And it just, it feels much better in the hand as a portable gaming device. The Lenovo Legion Go2, on the other hand, is kind of chunky.

It is very big and very rubbish and very thick. So to have those improved graphical fidelities, yeah, it's obviously gonna have to be thicker and chunkier, which means it's gonna be heavier and way more when you're holding it. So it's gonna hurt your hands more and it's gonna take up more space in your backpack. And look at the Switch two design, it's very sleek and slim, very nice, put in your backpack. And also the Joycons are just way better on the Switch two. For example, when you wanna detach the Joycons, all you wanna do is press these buttons and they just magnetically detach like that and then magnetically reattach. The no - Lenovo Lesion Go2 Joycons, on the other hand, are kind of rubbish and the mechanism for attaching it to the device is just not very premium feeling compared to the Switch two, which just effortlessly detaches and unattaches like this.

Oh, fuck. So when you're talking about premium of the devices, I think the Switch two is probably better. Also, when it comes to the price point, Switch two's only about 400 pounds, whereas the Lenovo Legion Go2 is 1,100 pounds, which is stupidly expensive. Who's gonna blow over 1,000 pounds on a handheld gaming device? If you want something that actually works well and plays games with good graphics, well, you could just spend that money on an actual gaming laptop and have something that doesn't run out of battery that quickly and has bigger screen and probably has better graphics and better cooling, and it's just a better gameplay experience. Why would you wanna put down so much money, just have a handheld experience? I don't think handheld experience should really be about hardcore gaming, should be about casual gaming and bringing it with you on the go.

And even though it's in the name of the Nenovo Legion Go two, it's just not really something I would think I'd wanna bring with me on the go. In the car, on the train, in the plane, I'd feel kind of embarrassed bringing out such a big slab, such a chunky brick. And those fans, okay, they're gonna keep the device cool, but they must be really noisy. And if you're on a plane where it's not very noisy, apart from the humming of the plane, it's quite quiet inside the plane. If those fans on the, the Novo go to start going, it's gonna be kind of embarrassing. So for those reasons, I can't really highly recommend the Nova Nenovo Go two over the Switch two, mainly because it's more than double the price of the Switch two, and it's way thicker and way bigger and harder to hold.

And the Joycons aren't very good compared to Switch two Joycons. And you can't play Mario Kart on it. That's the biggest downside of it. And if you really wanna play PC games, then I don't know, just get a PC. I would even recommend the Steam Deck OLED over the NOVO GO2, mainly because it's only 300 pounds for the old one, uh, maybe 500 for the OLED one, and you get an OLED screen and it's probably got better battery, but maybe worse graphics. So I have to give it an ovo go to a miss, and I would highly recommend Switch two as the superior handheld gaming device with better casual games and, um, stuff like that. Has it been 10 minutes yet? Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God. Uh, I've got a headache.

Really hard doing it all in one take. Yeah. Ah. Uh. No, this is not practice. This is all going in the actual video. <laugh> 'Cause there's no pause record button on this app. So for those reasons, I think the Switch two is just way better than the Lenovo go to. I wouldn't personally buy one because I don't want to shell out over a thousand pounds for, uh, inferior handheld gaming device. I'd rather just get a lap over at the top of it. Must be 10 minutes, right? Check my laundry. Toasty. Reach the switch. Oh, this is still wet.

Has it been 10 minutes yet? Oh, have you never heard of an airing cupboard? Never had mold ever. At my mom's house, we always put laundry, like, towels in the airing cupboard. I think it's been 10 minutes, don't I? It was... Oh my God, seven minutes, 49 seconds. Are you kidding me? Now I gotta edit the video. Fucking hell. I missed it by 11 seconds. I keep forgetting to time it. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So as many of you may know, recently the Lenovo lead... I just duplicate the last 10 seconds. Get to nine minutes.

Easy. Let's just effortlessly detach it. 400 megabytes. Do not buy Lenovo. Go to... Now put me a stupid thumbnail. Ah, fuck yeah. Oh, hate doing YouTube. It's so boring. I just gotta follow what these tech people do and then copy them and then say do not buy. So I need a switch to image. And I need a Lenovo Legion Go two image. And now we open it here. And then I do the AI background remover. I love that AI background remover. So good. Look. Look at that. This is before and then after. So there. And then I get the Legion Go background remover and flip it.

Elements versus sign. Making video is such a pain in the backside. I love this so much. I love being a creator. It is my passion. Upload video. Hello, I say songs open the videos. Hi, how are you? Why is it not opening? It just says working on it. How can it take so long to open a video? There you go. And the title will be... I got some good views on that Xbox Ally road ROG thing. Let's just copy that title. Do not buy... And maybe I'll just do not buy. Do not buy. My review of the new Lenovo comparison with switch to gaming and performance. <laugh> It doesn't even make any sense. Let me get my thumbnail.

And maybe I can get rid of the switch too. Do not buy... That one got me 10,000 views, the RHA Xbox Ally X. Download. Come on, why is it so hard to download the thumbnail? All right. Lenovo GoTo. Lenovo Legion GoTo. Do not buy Lenovo Legion GoTo. Okay. Your prices are going up on the first Vox over. Energy prices. Oh, great. Estimated annual costs, 1,500 pounds. 35 pound electricity increase. Hello, we're back to a new video. So as many of you may know, recently, the Lenovo Legion Go two has come out. The Lenovo Legion Go have such a chunky great handheld gaming because it's more than double...

Oh my God. Uh. <laugh> It goes from reviews. It's just, uh, go ahead then. <laugh> I forgot to edit it out. <laugh> I just give up halfway. So for those reasons, I... <laugh> Great review. <laugh> Whatever. Public. No, I'm not using Baltics. It's pretty cool. I can make a video while streaming just by pressing this button. And then it saves to my computer. I don't even need to use my other phone. Pretty nice. Jack Septicay really aged. Why is his whole hair gray? He's not even 40. The fuck? Wow. Must be some genetic thing. I'm Jack Septicai, and this is my last meal.

What is it? Jack Septicay, and this is my last meal. Hash b - no, what are those waffle things, like hash brown potatoes? Peas, chips, and lasagna. Oh my God. What a boring last meal. Where's the pot noodle? Is that, uh, some random burger? It's not even Big Mac. Or is it Burger King? Those fish fingers. And a bowl of cereal, or is it apple crumble? I don't know what that is. It's actually kind of... Well, there's a difference between, like, is it my last meal - His hands are really small. Am I going out being like, I wanna order the most expensive stuff? Or is it, like, my favorite meal? Or is it the nostalgic meal? I just want, like, really crappy food. Uh, how often do you think about death in general? Uh, probably too much, I think. I think I'm like, "Oh my God.

They drank a lot. It was the only thing to do." Can't I have a lost fuck before I die instead of food? Like four of us in that band and we were sitting in, like, my cap... Every single person, no matter. And it's still, like, my mental health is still attached to those numbers. Video does bad. I do bad. Day's ruined. <laugh> Weeks over. I'm going back to my burger. <laugh> Every single person, no matter how many subscribers, no matter how much money, no matter... Even if they're, like, not great people, a lot of the Irish stereotypes are true because this is the now third and fourth preparation of potato that we've had in the first courses. <laugh> What can I say? <laugh> You know, after the famine, they tried to get rid of us. Hey, but we back. The, the troubles didn't last forever, brother.

No. I like lasagna and chips because there's a, kind of like a petrol station called Spare. Spar? <laugh> Is he trying to say Spar? Spare? <laugh> Kind of like a petrol station called Spar. Spare? <laugh> I always pronounce A-I is so funny. No, A-R, so funny.

Spare. And this was, like, the thing I would go get. Why don't they just say Spa? I remember going and I... They had lasagna, and I was like, petrol station called Spare. Spare. <laugh> Spare? <laugh> I don't know who this is. I don't know who he was. I don't know his - Have you heard them pronounce Carr as well? They go Car? It's nice to kind of, like, honor him if it, frankly, probably took for him - Such a weird way to say it. Yeah, in a sense. And I think we can almost colloquialize that to be love. Get in the car. He grew up in. He didn't die in that town in your time with it. And they were like... I always remember the scene from The Matrix when he eats the steak, and I was like, "Food has never looked so good." And I was like, "That makes steak look incredible." It's such a, such a wet, meaty, like, I was just severely depressed.

I wanted friends. I, I was always, like, around people that there meant a lot to me of what I said. Yeah.

BMX. It should be exciting. The hell is that? Cheesecake? For the final course of your final meal. So tell you. Honor. So am I man? And its own brand coffee. Banana and toffee, that's right. Banafi, something very. Prescription drugs to advertise on TV. Yeah. I was in a bad relationship. I think that was probably, like, 75% of the reason. Yeah. It's like, I'm a person where my emotions take over everything. It's like my whole day is ruined based on that, and I can't push through it anymore to get past that, nor should I. My, it's my body telling me something that is happening. And I feel like I need to listen to it and not push myself a level because I'm expecting to get into this ketchup. What do you think makes Irish ketchup different than American ketchup? You think I know? I don't... Okay, here.

I had it when I was, like, 12 and younger. Yeah, there, there are about 150 ingredients on this than there is in the typical American ketchup label. I wi say that. It won't kill you as quickly. Yeah. I always say that whenever I come to America, I'm like, "I'm gonna gain, like, five kilos while I'm here." To be here, you do food different, but it's pretty damn good. I'm curious to see if it triggers any of those ratatouille moments.

In California pretty much my whole life. I think I'm, like, rat stupid. What is that? A random burger. Jack, for your first course of your final meal, we have classic cheeseburger fries, a little bit of Chipotle mayo and some shredded lettuce on there. Yeah. Your classic fast food, french fry, double fried, a little bit of battery. Where's the pot noodle and bacon and eggs? Boy. What's Gordon Ramsey's last meal? 17 million viewers, Jesus. Right, so I'm Gordon Ramsey, and my last meal would be a full English breakfast. Wow. Now, that looks good. Uh, butter chicken, chicken wings, and an In-N-Out burger. Beef Wellington. I never had beef Wellington. It just looks like a soggy roast beef with pastry on it.

Deep fried Mars. Man, firstly, my mom would kill me if she saw me putting white chocolate on my crumble eggs. She would kick my ass a moment in your life to, to, to truffles in the like, "This is delicious, by the way." Seriously. Thank you. I was gonna say, don't, don't critique our food like you did with the hot one wings, man. You, you tore them apart. Those wings were shit. <laugh> And that was like sucking on my grandad's toenails. <laugh> Sure knew they were bad. <laugh> Okay? And when you got sauce like that, masking, uh, that dried chicken, I said, "Next time round, I'll supply the wings." Well, hey, speaking of wings, we got course number two coming up. Fish head curry. That's the hotel. The food is shit. <laugh> I know with these kitchen porches. Um, they've just given me one of the most favorsome codes.

It was that moment. I was respectful, uh, then wanted to start working more nights, uh, after that. But when I left that shift, um, I picked up a catering magazine, whatever, trap, and I though I understood, control myself. Yeah. It's a complete control, absolutely flying out. And now, it's a Wellington sensation. I mean, the amount of shit that I get on my phone with Wellingtons, some of them look like my grandad's sippers. Um...

Right, what happened when Spider-Man and an Iron Man come together? We make sandwiches. Yes. That's right. Uh, please, no back flips. No back flip. No, no. Lost someone in a back clip on cap. Why is it all glitched? The fuck? Camera, I was in Columbia. The button's not working. Tom Holland's so likable, isn't he? And I broke my nose. I can't imagine a single person hating him. Right here, welcome to Scumball in the study. Gordon has the academy right here. Oh, the full screen thing. Where today I am going by. Right, what happened? Take out of the day, you just turned it on, turned in three different skews, which we all fell in love with. Unique styles. Yep. All drinks that I would drink back in the day. Glitching. Even I was drinking. Buttons don't work. Ah.

It's not broken, don't fix it. I'm like, oh. I'm no way. You're the only person who kept it up for four hours. <laugh> I've taken this tablet. I was so... I'm hungry. Today's Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. I'll turn my car around. Mm, maybe if I turn my car around quick. So every time I get back in the car, the music volume's really loud, and I can't turn the volume down while As the car's starting up, really annoying. I gotta remember every time I come back home I gotta turn the music off, turn the volume down. It's a bit embarrassing.

Stupid digital volume. Doesn't have salmon for dinner. Wonder how you turn it on because that'd be quite nice. But there's no button to turn it on. I understand. I don't see a button. Oh, it's a halogen heater I think. I think this string stepped off from it and you pull the string to turn it on. This kind of stupid. Well, how are you supposed to turn it on now then? One hour till dinner, I have salmon chips, broccoli. Getting no views. Bart Goldie at $29. Can't believe it. Oh. Oh. Why can't I skip the ad?

How, how long is this 30 second ad? Hi, this is Jackie Chan, this is a snack walk by. The jacket can still going. What's that? The yellow pocket is some kind of food, sour food. I had this young, when I was young, when I first come to the US. What's that? No, I never see that beautiful. How can I eat it? <laugh> So difficult. Is it tasty at least? Stuck in your teeth. What's that? Ah. I think that's much easier. Best making this. I make like a, all the, some medicine to winner. And why you want me to try those all kind of things?

Interesting. Interesting taste. You want me to... I know this. And do you like taste? Um, oh. Sometime. Yes. I won't go to buy this if somebody give to me. No, I hate Moodus. Annoying fuck. Moodoos is probably the most annoying one out of everyone. No, stop whining. Oh, I remember what he said. He wrote a bunch of hate comments on my YouTube videos too. He just turned full-blown hater, or he was always a hater in the beginning and he was just hiding it or toning it down. And then when I banned him, he just went full-blown.

He was just nonstop insulting me. He was just saying, oh, pathetic, he's just making all his old videos in a desperate attempt to get news. So, what's wrong with that? What do you mean hardly hate? It's pure hate. Why'd you always go to try and disagree with me and invalidate what I say? It's really fucking annoying. Stops. You did that last time as well and it really pissed me off, remember? Oh, it could be much worse. Oh, there's other people much worse. Like stop fucking disagreeing with what I say and saying things could be much worse. Yeah, of course things could be much worse, you dumb fuck. God, you're annoying.

Things can always be much worse. It doesn't take away what I just said. You did this last time in a band you remember? Don't learn. Why'd you always do that? Is it like some kind of weird mental thing that's wrong with you? Like someone says, "Oh, this person was horrible," or, "This person said this, which wasn't nice." And then you go, "Oh, that wasn't that bad. It could have been much worse. Shut up. Yeah, of course it could be. Stop invalidating my complaints with your stupid... Oh, it could be much worse." Fucking idiot. You always invalidate what I say, as if what I say is wrong or something. He was just hating on me the whole time.

Oh, God. I don't really care what your opinion is. Stop defending him. Channel views up 459%. Nice. Yeah, of course I'm desperately trying to get views, because I don't get any views. I'm a stupid captain obvious statement. If you don't make stuff, you don't get any views. So obviously, I gotta make a load of stuff to get views. Stupid comment. Of course I'm desperate for views, because my channels are dead. It's not like I'm pretending they're not dead. I know they're dead. That's why I gotta spam out a load of videos. And hope something gets some views.

Hmm. My favorite kinda restaurant. Don't say McDonald's. Hmm. I like McDonald's. <laugh> I can't believe I had to phone up the landlord to get an answer about the cat. Interesting. I though he was just really busy. I can't believe the biggest worry was scratching the walls. I mean, what kind of claws do they have made out of adamantium? This is not a werewolf. It would, might, it might scratch up the sofa. Toffee used to lay on his side and claw the bottom and drag himself around the sofa, which was pretty funny. My concern is it will climb up the curtains.

And I don't really care. It's not got razor sharp claws and it's gonna shred the curtains. It's not like they're expensive. Who says I'm moving out? If I'm... Why would I get rid of the furniture? I'd bring it with me to my new place. To a new place? What do you mean where? Wherever I wanna move to. There's already someone living in the guest house. Why would I live in the guest house when I can just live in the house? There's no internet in the guest house. I suggested Starlink, but then my mom's friend said, "Oh, I don't know an Indian man. He has a better idea." Like what? Get a really long cable. Wow, such a great idea.

Oh, a real Indian friend from tech support. Shitting on my idea. I hope that woman's not there for Christmas, like, in the house. It'd be kinda weird. Surely she has her own boyfriend or something. Maybe she does Christmas in the summer cabin. But knowing my mom, she'd be like, "Oh, yeah, come over. More people, the better." Yeah, invite the whole village too. Why not? Christmas, everyone's welcome. What should I do tomorrow? I don't wanna go anywhere. I need to save money. Ew, hit 30K views. Nice. My silk song video. Back to 2019 numbers. Remember I used to get those numbers in a day, just doing my own content?

Those are the days. But when people liked my videos... Why are you so obsessed with how many people are here? Who cares? I don't know why people care so much what the view count is. What do you want everyone to say in the chat, "I'm here, like we're taking a school register." I don't know why people are obsessed with the view count more than I am. I've got to buy cat supplies. I get Sheba. Sheba. <laugh> Korean people would find that funny. That brand name. Sheba wet food and dry cat food for cats under one year, one rich in chicken.

90 pounds. Nest cafe refill, five packs. Expensive month. And I might have to buy a TV. Oh God. 250 hotel, 500 TV, 200 kitten, 100 pound cat supplies. I don't understand these, uh, litter boxes that have a lid on it, like a roof, so they crawl into it. Wouldn't it smell really bad if it's got a roof? Like it traps all the smell inside of it. Maybe I need that. I need some... Maybe just use my plate. Get that fountain water thingy. Drinking fountain. Apparently cats like flowing water to drink from. Can't they suck? Why do they lick the water?

Maybe they don't like the water on their mouth. They could just put their face in the water and then suck it up. Licking the water to drink seems very inefficient. But doesn't it make a noise, like a motor noise? It might scare it. I don't think you need lips to suck, or do you? Would you put your whole face in the water and then squeeze with your mouth? Inhale the water. Why do Americans call a tap a forcet? It's funny because Americans dumb down a lot of words like sunroom, sidewalk, aluminum, but then they use a really fancy word like forcet when you can just say tap.

Weird, isn't it? The forcet. Can you turn off the forcet? It sounds really weird. Just say turn off the tap. Might get a drinking fountain. Wouldn't want it to dehydrate. Sometimes American use really sophisticated words when it's not like they say inebriated instead of drunk. Inebriated. You just say drunk. May dumb down certain words and then undumb up unnecessarily simple words. Inebriated, inebriated. Well, they use all these weird Latin words for school stuff like valedictorian alumni. S - what's the other word? Sophia Victorium. I don't know, like these stupid Latin words for the school things. Oh, I graduated.

Val- Valerian alumni. Weird, isn't it? Valedictorian. Sorry, the kitchens are no longer available. Shut up. Yes, they are. Okay, then why don't you take down the listing? Kitchen's no longer available. You lying, bitch. Such a liar. Oh, you just suddenly found a buyer to buy all five kittens all at once. Kitten's no longer available, sorry. Bullshit. Yeah, the person asked for a picture. Pr - asked for a picture to confirm that I am who she suspected I was. Some Karen. I'll just get my friend to buy it for me then. Your kitten's gonna be mine somehow.

Blow me off. Below you off. Uh, it's good though, because landlord said I can only get one, and this one wanted to sell me two, and I was gonna get two. No, how come Mr. Miaomiao's owner could have two? I haven't seen Mr. Miaomiao in a while. Maybe I'll have to get rid of him. Yeah, I've got permission. I phoned him up. He just wanted to make sure that if there's any damage that I would pay for it. I really don't know what damage a little cat's gonna do, but okay. Cats don't scratch walls. I've never seen a cat ever scratch a wall. They scratch a scratching post or furniture. They like to scratch soft things with a bit of roughness on it, like a sofa.

How are they gonna scratch a wall? I've had, like, six cats in my life. Never seen one scratch a wall. If it's scratching walls, it must be really stressed out and mentally ill because of a bad owner. I used to aim my laser pen at the wall and, and Pushkin used to attack it, but he didn't scratch the wall. Again, I'm a scratch and post. Curtains would be turned to shreds. What buy a tiny little kitten that weighs nothing. I've had many kittens. Pushkin, Mogley. Okay, Mogley was a bit of a nightmare. Unless I'm really unlucky in this kitten, it's just a nightmare.

Mogley was me, this cat. Mogley, an ugly name. Mo ugly, more like. <sing>. The past doesn't exist anymore, is it? So today, I want to talk about how I kind of feel like I, I wasted most of my life so far. Have you ever found stuff - I'm making the same videos here up here. And you're thinking to yourself, "What am I doing with my life?" And you might be thinking, "But Daniel, you did all of these things. You did that, and you did this, and you were married, and you had five girlfriends in the past. So what are you complaining about?" Yeah, but it's kind of meaningless if you, if you've gained something and then you've lost it, you know, really lost more than what I used to have. Yeah, pot needle. I still got that lamp. Damn, I got that lamp ages ago then.

Or else I got the same scissors. <laugh> Back then, I mean, back then, I still had a dad. Nice, at the time, and I've got the certificate, and you had the best partner at my life up until this point. Even though I've had a lot of experiences and I've uh, my sperm doesn't seem to work properly. <laugh> My ex-wife. Uh, if they could speak English, then I wouldn't really need Japanese drive. Then I'd rather just not be able to drive, so they're not gonna... Such a good video. I'm hungry. People are starting to, uh, realize Mr. Beast seems kind of like a psychopath. Took them long enough.

I mean, because next to sh- show, I show speed, he seems kind of empty inside. An empty husk churning out videos. His dead-eye YouTube clickbait thumbnail smile. Plastered on everything. Even in Tesco, you see the Mr. Beast merch stuff like Feastibles or whatever. He's got, like, some toy thing where his face is on it. I bought a Flip seven with the Amazon dep. So I bought another one. Imagine being able to build an app with your name on it just by thinking about it. Meet Base 44. Base 44. You look all professional. And select your material. Okay. Okay. I'm so close to a hurricane. I just want a flag. I really want it. All right, we're done with the prototype. Uh, it's one ugly fire in he's made.

Yes, it can gain. You can play some cheeky Minecraft. Aren't looking this good. I put my SIM card in, but all my apps are there. Like, they all work, so yeah. This might actually be... Oh, great. You know, I'm kind of too young to remember when physical keyboards were actually a thing, but it's cool. It looks like Punie pie, but skinnier. No, you there. Watch it. Thank you for staying. He looks like PewyPie, but younger and skinnier. He's got the same glasses as well. Yeah. I've been making these videos for a long time now. Please don't go back and watch those.

I don't like what they've done with this new UI. It seems a bit glitchy. Let's see if my shirt cleaned. I don't know if it shrunk. Hm. It was here, and I realized using boiling water to wash a stain is more effective than putting it in the washing machine. Look, it's gone. Maybe I wear this from a date. I guess I soaked it for a bit. Boiling water, a bit of soap. I'm pretty sure it still fits. I'm cold. My nipple's getting very pointy and hard. Or should I call my cat? Benjaminj, Benjamin. I don't really care.

I don't really bother that much about animals having names. Might make dinner. I wish I had a less fruity looking apron. Chips. No, no. No. It's all your fault. You made me do it. Oh, my rice. No. <laugh> Pillau. Pillau rice. Chips. Salmon. Broccoli. I might just cook it all in the air fryer. Easy. What? Might charge my car tomorrow. Where are my little miso bowls? Use my new microwave. That's some moisture. Maybe some miso soup. I don't, I don't like the way this miso soup comes out. Why is it so runny? It's like chocolate.

It's like diarrhea. Miso paste is supposed to be thick and stiff, not runny and gloopy like melted chocolate. Getting cold. I don't know. These Itsu branded stuff just doesn't really taste like the real thing. It's like fake Japanese food. I think Japanese people would not be impressed. Just like I'm not impressed with the version of bacon. Wagamama is not very good either. The ramen's okay, I guess. The ramen bowl. Watching British people struggle with chopsticks is always funny. Why can they never use it properly? It's not hard. They always go like this, and they always have really stubby, thick, fat fingers. They're always like, "Uh, I don't know how to use it." You just do that.

There should be a gap in between and then you pivot it. They shouldn't be parallel. You just put your middle finger in the middle of it like that. Like this, this top one rests in between these two fingers and then you control it by moving up and down. What's hard about that? It smells so good. My favorite thing that I took back from Japan, back, my favorite thing I took from Japan back to the UK has to be miso soup. It just tastes so good. And you just imagine an old Japanese man sitting at some little restaurant and he's had a tough life and worked hard, got cheated on, kids hate him. It's cold. He sits there with his hands around a little bowl of miso soup and drinks it. And then all his memories of childhood and good times come flushing back.

It's like a warm hug in your face. It's so comforting. I prepare my orange and Kit Kat preemptive stripe. Oh, no. I launch a preemptive stripe on my dessert. Might have a bit of soya sauce. I wouldn't mind getting one those little soya sauce dishes. All I've got is this bowl. Very Japanese. So you don't need to go to Japan. Bring Japan to me. I'll take the best bits of Japan out of Japan. Leave all the rubbish behind. No more Japan. My silk song video reached 30,000 views. Thanks to my genius idea. Oh, just the idea of trying to set up a life in Japan again gives me the shivers. No, thanks. Go get married again. I got to find another woman. Immigration again. No thanks. Stuck in another little shoebox apartment.

Well, how else can I live in Japan if I don't get married? My new muckle wave. Whoa. Is that smoke? Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Damn, how did that happen? Beautiful. Easy. Oh. Oh. Uh, uh... Dinner, done. Nice and simple. No washing up. Mm. Washing up done. Another day finished. Five hours to go. Um... Since I got a super thanks. Where is it? Welcome to the three voicemail service. Message. Oh, nice and warm. So you don't need central heating. I've got decentralized heating, localized heating. Uh, I can't really talk about my new girlfriend. This is my new policy for healthy relationships.

She is very nice and very lovely. That is all I shall say. You just want me to talk shit about her, don't you? Don't lie. You don't want me to say, "Oh, she's ever so kind and lovely and want-" You just want me to talk shit so I get in trouble. That's why you guys say boring, unless I talk shit about people. I'm not telling you any of those things. People might find her. Oh yeah, she's 149 centimeters and 26 and she works at Greg's in Bristol as if I'm gonna tell you anything when people keep ruining everything for me.

I don't trust any of you. Oh, I love this blanket. My lips are sealed. I'm gonna be the best boyfriend ever. I've got love to give. Passion and I have learned from my mistakes. Really hope it goes well. And if it doesn't, well, I've got Mr. Meow Mao to look forward to, my new friend. Yeah, maybe I'll bring a gift, like a packet of Haribo. I booked the hotel, but I can't tell her I booked the hotel because then she'll say, "Why did you do that? You should have waited until we know we like each other first." Yeah, but the risk is we like each other and then I'll book a hotel in front of you, which I can't tell her.

So I guess I'm kind of jumping the gun by assuming she's gonna like me and booking the hotel. But if I don't, then I don't know. It's a very expensive gamble. But, you know, I'm doing things to maximize the chances of it floundering, flourishing. Sometimes to give something the best chance to live, you've got to pull out all the stops. Like arriving the day before you were supposed to meet, booking two nights instead of one preemptive strike on the booking. I really doubt there's gonna be any more fan girls. No way. Channel's dead. I don't really travel or want to travel anymore. I'm gonna get a cat, which means no more Asia.

I really don't wanna be traveling around Asia anymore. Uh, my streaming content is just me sitting here doing nothing. It's not no more viral. I'll just leave the cat at my mom's house. Pushkin needs a friend to help him defend Lord Manor. He can't do it all by himself. Ow. My shoulder's clicking a lot recently. I think I overdid it with the shoulder exercises. All I wanted to do was be able to walk on my arms. I wanted to go from punch into handstand without using momentum to swing into it, just using pure muscle. The shoulders just aren't as strong as your hips.

So I'm probably not gonna stream on Sunday because I'll be driving to the hotel for my preemptive strike. Might log it. I don't know. If it doesn't go well, I guess I'll stream on Monday. If it goes well, I'll come back on Tuesday. And then I gotta go get the cat on Wednesday. Busy week. How does Kik make money? Through their parent website, steak.com. They make billions. Apparently they make billions a month. Kik is just to advertise state. Get more people here and then get them over to state. Did they ban Harrison? I wondered why he disappeared.

Uh, that guy's gonna get in real trouble if he keeps doing that stuff. 100 plus living in Asia. Jesus. Well, when you're white, good looking, got infinite confidence, then it's a given. Why was the Wiki de- deple - deleted? Well, the person who wrote it just didn't like me anymore and then deleted it. What was that? Thanks for the ears of free entertainment school. Never done any reality show. Postman done. Postman done. Postman done and memo his black cat early in the morning, just as day is dawning. He picks up all the postpacks in his van. Postman done.

Oh, thanks so much. Wow, $5. Thanks. Well, I try my best. Not easy making content sometimes. I'm so glad Vina Sangetic disappeared. She was nuts. Do not need people like that in my life. In a way, I'm kind of glad how things worked out. I crypt either. Another crazy nut job. And she was supposed to be here now. How naive we all were thinking she was actually gonna come. What a troll. No one came in the end. I don't know if I ever even believed any of them would've ca - come. It was a nice distraction, I guess.

My life just became so empty and it was kind of nice to get my mind off real life. I feel like things have kinda settled now. Maybe I needed a bit of distraction and chaos to, um, ease into the new life I have now. Last year you said you'd be back in Thailand by late 2025. Yeah, I remember checking flights every day on stream, thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna book this. I'm gonna book that. I'm going next week." And then I thought, "What's the point?" Setting my car and all of that stuff's just too much work. I can't be bothered.

I wasn't even very happy in Thailand. It was nice, I guess, but I reckon what made it nice was because I had a girlfriend. She was a nice girlfriend. I don't think going back to Thailand, just getting another random Thai woman would be the same. I just don't really feel crazy about dating another Thai woman. You know, I never once saw a prostitute in Thailand. Do you know why? Because I just got no interest in Thai woman. And then I went to Japan and fucked my brains out. Just never really been interested in Thai woman.

I don't know, just they don't really do it for me. I never watched Thai porn. When I tried, it was really boring. I don't know. I feel like I don't think I would be happier in Thailand. I definitely won't be happy in Japan. I hated it last year. It's just, I think Japan's just dead to me now. I don't think I'd ever go back there again. Thailand would have been the only country I might have been interested in moving to. But I think it would make me really sad. It would bring back all the memories.

I really miss my life in Thailand, but not because it was Thailand, because I had a girlfriend. Just miss stuff like putting on a movie during dinner and then coupling, going to the supermarket. I like going to the shopping center, looking at the gaming stuff. But that's all I liked in Thailand. I just liked the shopping center, the supermarket, and my condo. The rest of it, I didn't like. Dirty, hot, noisy. The shopping malls were like these safe havens of air conditioning and cleanliness. Outside, it was just like a hell hole. So loud. Oh God.

You just hop between the shopping mall and the condo inside of the car. And then the rest of the time, you're just boiling hot. I didn't, didn't like the food. I acted like such a baby every time. Went to like this Riverside noodle restaurant and you think, oh, it sounds really nice. No, the river was all brown and muddy. The food was just like sloppy noodles in a little bowl. It was like pig's blood broth or something. Disgusting. Dark brown. Give me pot noodle any day with shrimp on it. Pig blood broth noodle gloop with a bunch of shrimp on top, covered in chili.

Comes out your anus burning. I felt so miserable with the food. I just felt like, "Oh God, what is this? Just give me a sandwich for God's sake. Sandwich and crisps and orange juice. I don't want to see another shrimp or crab ever again. I hate the food. I didn't like pad Thai or papaya salad. I just didn't like it. Yeah, every time I went out, I made us go to a Japanese restaurant. But sometimes I had to let her have her way and go to a Thai place, and I just order chicken nuggets and chips.

We went to that Yaoi restaurant so many times and there was another one, like Fushiyama or something. It was fancy looking. We went to so many Japanese restaurants because I didn't want to eat anything else. Went to, I remember going to a Korean barbecue in this other shopping center. It was quite good. Being with Fasta really reminded me of being with Jahiro again. It was like married in Japan arc again, but in Thailand edition. But we had a car, so that was kind of different. It was like the Bangkok version of the Osaka marriage days. A lot of similarities, fangirls, cheating, fighting.

I kind of miss her sometimes. I just think I'd rather move on, find someone new than go back to someone old. New adventures, fresh start. And I think it'd work out when I got back with Jahiro. At first, it felt really nice. I though, yeah, this was definitely the right move. Felt relaxed, comfy. That was really fun when I went back to Japan in 2019. I booked that Airbnb. I cooked her sausage and eggs. We went on a date to Orisaka Castle. I remember I was complaining about Chris saying, "Chris, where's your viewer?" We got beer, I think, outside.

Jahiro looks so happy. We were holding hands. I think she missed me. It was nice hearing she went on like five dates, but couldn't find anyone better than me. Gave me an ego boost. Yeah, it was nice than the few first, first few months, and then I started getting all depressed again over YouTube views. I was maybe, maybe I was mainly happy because my views were up. I was getting like 50K views, 60K views for the return, and then it tanked down to 20K. People felt happy with that ending. They were like, "Okay, end the anime now. It's not the end, you idiot.

I need to make money." They though, "Oh, he's back with Jahiro. It's the end of the story." So the views dropped down to 20K and I got depressed and I needed to stir up drama. I just got depressed and upset seeing the channel die, and then I got bored and horny. I tried a lot of things though. I met Elvis Ali and I did his interview. I met Ice Poseidon, tried to do like a kind of collab. Had the Hong Kong guy drama. A lot happened in 2019, and then back to the UK for Christmas, and then we broke up a month later.

I though I could get more interesting content and meet girls and stuff and be free if I got divorced. Then stupid COVID hit. Japan shut for two years. I really wish I didn't go to Manchester. Hated it there. Scotland was a waste of time as well. Also, I like driving. Driving is a big thing keeping me here now. I put a lot of effort and work into learning to drive. If I go to Asia, I lose that unless I live in the countryside and rent a car. I'm not getting a car in Bangkok, and I'm not living in the countryside in Thailand.

Getting a car in Bangkok is stupid. Just get a taxi. It's not even fun to drive in a city. It's horrible. I hate it. I hate when I have to drive out of Plymouth or into Plymouth when I go on a date. I just wanna get out of it and then hit the country road 60 miles per hour. I hate all the multi-lanes. The spiral roundabouts haven't been bad, actually. I managed to get around it without any problem. The problem is when there's traffic and you're in the wrong lane and you wanna get into the other lane, and the only way you get in is, is if someone's kind enough to let you in. Otherwise, you're kind of forced in your lane to keep going the wrong way, and you can't just stop. People behind you get pissed. You end up being forced to go the wrong way.

Or you kind of like force your way in, then people get really pissed. People do not like being cut off in the UK. In Thailand, you do it all the time and it's normal. You see a space in front of a car and you just zip in there. People get mad in the UK. My mom did it. The guy horned us, like. I hate those roads where you've got to, like, join a road and look over your blind spot. You can't look in the mirror. You gotta look over your shoulder. I hate those. And dual carriage way, slip roads.

If there's a lot of cars, you just hope there's nothing coming behind you, and if there is, they get into the other lane to let you on. And that's why I don't like driving in Kent. There's too many motorways in dual carriageways. In Devon, there's just one, really, the A30. And you never really need to go on it, unless you go into Exeter. Exeter to Plymouth, there's a big road. Yeah, it is nice to have a car and drive about. I feel a bit sad that I'd lose that if I moved to Asia. And I like my car.

I feel like it's been with me through a lot. Maybe I'm kind of attached to it. I think life in Asia's great if you're young and you just wanna, like, bang a load of girls easily. But when you've not, when you've lost interest in that, what else do you go there for? The cheapness in the food. I really wanna just bang over a load of random women. Bored of that. I'm not gonna be hot either. I'm on my Russell brand spiritual path. I've done all the fame and wharing about. Doesn't interest me as much anymore.

I made so many big decisions last year, like buying the car, moving here, leaving pasta. Could've easily gone back to Thailand after my sister's wedding, you know? Like, I could've used the money that I used to buy the car to go back to Thailand, but I though, yeah, I could go back for three months, and then what? And then she was pressuring me into marriage, and she was saying, "I wanna get married, and I wanna move back closer to my mom." And I though, "There's no way I'm gonna live in Thailand if it's not in Bangkok, and no way I wanna get married again." I thought, "No, I can't." Yeah, she would've wanted a baby too. She was making me take zinc tablets.

If I was fertile, she would be pregnant. We didn't use protection. I just pictured my life in some little Thai village, stranded, no car, no big city, no Amazon. Made me feel really depressed, thinking that could be my future. I've seen these little Thai towns and villages, so not nice. It's not like a nice little historic English village. It's all like rotting wood, rusted, corrugated metal shacks, dusty roads, packs of dog. Dogs worrying about. Everything's just dusty and destroyed by the sun. I felt really depressed. We went and visited her auntie who lived near her mom and it's like little house, not really any furniture because she just moved in. She had this little dog and we were all sitting on the floor, cross-legged with the dog. And I though, this is so fucking boring. Why am I, what am I doing here? And I sit in this room with all these Thai women, most who are over 50 or 60, and then my girlfriend.

I was just sitting there whilst they were talks, not understanding a single word, thinking what am I doing here?

I don't even know what I'm doing here. Why am I in the middle of Thailand in some random woman's house? Just getting dragged about meeting Faster's relatives. One month it was like some cousin with their kids. Oh God, I hated it. There's so much family. Another time some cousin came from, uh, what's that northern place called? The northern town. And then we went for dinner, Japanese place with his friend and his friend's girlfriend. And I though, what am I doing here? I felt nice though that she wasn't embarrassed of me and was introducing me to people.

I felt so awkward because I didn't know how to talk to them. I met her mom and stepdad a few times, got food. Her cousin was really cute. She had this girl cousin in her 20s, I think, maybe early 30s. Her face was like really nice. Nice nose, nice lips. I talked to her once. She spoke a bit of English. I remember in the early days, Faster would come home from work. I'd unlock the door just before she would come back and I, I could hear the keys rattling outside. I'd just suddenly open the door for her, make her jump.

And I'd be in the kitchen cooking. And then she'd hug me really tight and make like this screaming sound like that. <laugh> And then we'd like spin around in a circle. I'd lift her up. And then I'd go back to cooking and she would put on her pajamas and take her makeup off. And we'd sit down at a little table on the floor, turn on the TV, put on a movie. That was my favorite part of the date. It was so hot though, all the time. It felt so hot. I don't know if that has anything to do with your libido. I just felt like I c- couldn't be bothered to have sex because it's so hot all the time.

You kind of just collapse in bed, boiling. And then she put the air con on really cold, I'd be freezing. Yeah, it was really draining. I just felt after, especially after dinner, my stomach was so bloated. It was like such a long time ago. It was only two years ago and then one year ago. Just a memory now. And now I'm living this completely new life where everything's different. 2025 to 2030 is definitely gonna be very different, I think. No. It's funny looking at my photos from just a week ago how hot it was. It was so sunny and then it just ended suddenly.

I don't know, maybe I watched suspenders and I thought I don't really wanna live that life anymore. Even if you do drive in Thailand, it's not fun. It's just sun-baked, dusty, multi-lane traffic filled, noisy, bustling roads. It's not like driving through the countryside here. I don't know. Maybe I wanna reconnect with my home country after trying to run away from it so much. You can only choose to do one thing. You can't live in different countries all at the same time. It's hard choosing your path. It's like trying to pick your class in World of Warcraft, keep changing it, make a bit of progress with one, and then you just get bored and make a new character, start level one again. In the end, you've got like nine level 40s, one level 60, couple level 20s, and then you didn't really get anywhere on any of them because you just kept re-rolling.

I had a level seven, level 60 of nearly every class at the end. The only one I didn't have was a priest. I didn't like priests. I though, I thought shadow priests were kind of cool. Sometimes they were actually better than a warlock because you do shadow form, you get like minus 50% physical damage. And then you just spam mind flight. You put on this shadow word paint and then mind flight and that was it. It was kind of boring. And then you put on a bubble and you just spam mind flight and do the fear.

Didn't really like priests or hunter. Although doing an ice trap, hunters mark and they did an aimed shot gets some nice damage. Some of them were so overpowered they could one shot you do like 2K damage. Hunters were so annoying. They do the snare shot as well and then a scatter shot. A stupid pet keeps attacking you. I quite like tanking dungeons. It was quite fun trying to keep the agro. But then if you mess up, stupid team members get mad at you. But it was so easy to find a group because everyone was desperate for a tank. No one wanted to tank.

It's a lot of responsibility. Although it was kind of fun seeing how much damage you could take from the boss. I wonder if I could get back into it. I liked downloading that DPS mod that shows how much damage you do, and then you could try and compete against the other two DPSs. People used to link it in the chat to brag who did the most damage. You got all these months, overlays, DPS charts. I hated it when they wanted you to do voice chat, ventrilo or team speak. I didn't like hearing their voices. They were in the immersion.

Remember you got DKP, dragon kill points, but it wasn't an in-game feature. It was managed out of the game on the Guild website. You have a Guild website and then they'd write down how many DKP you have. Each Guild would come with their own system. Do they still do that? So you get like 50 DKP for attending a raid and then you spend your DKP on loot. If any Lute drops, you'd bid DKP on it. People put so much effort into these raids, like it was a military operation. Everyone on team speak. Everything's practiced and rehearsed.

People were so serious about it. Then you go stand outside Iron Forge with your epochs bragging. Fucking bit me. Ah, it's really itchy. Do you remember there was that famous naked troll who leveled from one to 60 without any gear? His name was. I wonder what happened to him. When he hit level 60, they did this server party and all these people joined. And there was like 100 level one trolls all naked, like a massive party. And then the alliance would come and spam AOE and kill us all. <laugh> That was funny. And then each server would have someone famous on it that everyone knew because they had really good gear and they were really annoying.

Hmm. I don't know what to talk about with. Today's conversation's being very dry. Imagine after all this texting we meet and don't like each other. I feel like I don't even know what to talk about when I meet her because you, we've already talked about everything. I'll just be asking the same questions again. I also don't remember what I've already asked. I'm already asking the same things again. Uh, shit. Oh. That's why I think if you just meet quickly and don't text too much. Like with GamerGirl, I didn't really text her much. Thank God, because I met her and I wasn't interested.

Oh God, what do I say? Food is probably the most boring topic. I could tell her about the cat. Uh, maybe not until I actually get the cat. Talk about the day of meeting. Oh my God, my mind's blank. No. I sure think I'm leaving her on read. Shit, I've, I've left her on read. That's what I want to say. Okay. I think that was good. Discuss plans on the day of meeting. Yeah, but I don't know. Like if you start talking about other things we're gonna do and then we don't even know if we like each other.

I don't know why things got so, um, what's the word? What's the opposite of casual? Things got so serious before we even met. Usually it's just like, "Oh yeah, let's meet up there. Let's do that." Yeah, maybe I just say, "Oh, maybe we go back tomorrow general." Yeah, the Silk Song video did well. Easy views. How many views? 31,000 views now. We are so back. Oh my God. We got $4.70 CPM, which means about $2.30 per thousand views. That's like $60 though. 2.3 times 31,000. That's like $70. Oh, not bad. Oh. Problem is I can't really use the, "Oh, I booked a hotel tonight because I'm gonna go see my sister." Because I'm not... I think it's better if I go see them in two weeks.

I'll get my cat first. Then I can bring my cat. There's no goals left. Are people really looking forward that much to me going to Asia and doing nothing apart from trying to go on dates? Isn't that basically what I'm doing now, doing nothing and going on dates? Why would it be more interesting if I was doing it in Asia? Uh, I should move around a bit maybe. Get the blood going. I get old men and colic when I sit down too long. Don't know why. I'll have another chocolate. Why not?m. What did you miss? Um, I got permission to get a cat and I found someone to sell me a cat.

That's it, really? I'm feeling kind of blue now. So no way. Maybe the idea of getting a cat, not being able to go to Asia, making me feel things, but I don't even wanna go to Asia. I think wanting to go back to Thailand was like a nostalgic thing. Like feeling as if I made mistakes over the past year. I wish I could go back. But look how that went when I did that in Japan, didn't I? That didn't go very well. It just made me feel worse. The problem is when it doesn't seem like there's any future and the present has nothing, you go back to the past to seek comfort.

Past, future, past, three dimensions you exist in. And then the dream world. Past is gone, future's a fantasy. The present is hollow and empty. I need a distraction. YouTube. Trash taste uploaded 57 seconds ago, one of you. Mr. Who's the boss? You power me down. I should become more powerful. That's why people get a TV. Watch someone else's lives. Like Mr. Who's Boss. He's got good energy. I customize it to my taste preferences, so very spicy. If I hit start cooking, this is going to do everything for me. Wow. It's flinging in the main ingredients as I'm. You can just do that yourself though. And this top section will even drizzle in the water and oil and sprinkle in the spices and salt at the perfect times using a camera that is watching the meal come together and using AI to understand what it's looking at.

So, let's come back later to find out if I'm ever going to need to cook anything again. I have just spent $8,000 buying the laziest tech on the internet to find out how much effort is possible to save ourselves. Gadgets that cook for you, but also gadgets that clean for you, iron your clothes for you, change your bins for you, make your bed for you, even ones that blow for you. I'm talking about the a robotic cat that blows on your food and drinks pull them down. So tea goes into these two buses, and now both of these are at 72.2 degrees. It's very bouncy, isn't it? That's actually quite good design. The cat organically fastens itself around the whim of your cup. So let's see how much a difference it makes. It's trying to mimic the way that a human blows on their food by using a small fan on the inside that comes on and off at random intervals.

Got to say, the thing is adorable, but I'm still astounded that it has raised over $100,000. Oh, I sai $120,000.00 people who actually want to pay for a whole separate gadget that they have to store somewhere to make sure they charge after every 60 minutes of use, or to perform a role that is very rarely needed and even when it is, could also be achieved by just waiting for another 90 seconds. Okay, it's been five minutes and there is less than a four degrees difference between the two. So, on the effort saved scale, each one blows 10%, if that. Then how about spending $100 on the couch console to combat the highest and hassle of leaning forward? So this is designed to keep all the stuff that you might want to have with you while you're on the couch, organized, but with one extra special feature, a self-balancing gimbal cup holder.

So it's using some sort of metal counterweigh to the bottom to keep your drink upright, even if you rotate the tray. So up the stakes and probably open the drinks. Sparkling water. Oh yeah, that works. Great. Normal size drink. That's what they have on ships, isn't it? It just about fits, right? Love the push you have to do every time you wanna put it back. Oh, I would tea from earlier. Okay. That's too good. But that's not the only thing it does. It is also. So for example, this is a phone holder and a tray for your remotes, but you can also add an anti-slip mat to. To be fair, it does actually keep your remote just as planted as your drink. Then flip the thing over, it's normal. Or let's say I don't fully finish my snacks one evening, and this spacer over here becomes a lit, kind of.

It's not very well-fitted, to be honest. The strangest thing though has to be this USPC ball, which means if you've got a power bank, you can put it into this compartment and use another - I got that. Oh, the same power brick. <laugh> Console. But that just feels like such a clunky way to manage the battery of your phone that still doesn't even save you having to have a cable trailing around. So would I keep this on my couch? No, definitely not. It just feels so over-engineered. Like I'd way rather just have a small drink table like this, because you can keep anything on there with no restriction. I way rather eat crisps right from the packet as opposed to - into this tray and then washing the tray every time I wanna change crisps. So very little effort saved always considered. Let's quickly check how our veneer is doing.

Oh, wow. This is so cool. So the robot is taking a snapshot of the pan every 40 or so seconds that I can remotely check from my phone. It's actually become a curry already. Early lunch is fine with me. Maybe you can relate to this. I mean, just as equally, maybe not. But for me, ironing has become such a time consuming task that I even specifically tried to buy clothes just because they require letters, but that is where the shirt button is apparently about to change things. The re-imagining of the ironing concept that boxes. But here, instead of putting the iron onto your clothes, put your clothes onto the iron, which is actually one of two different balloons. So you'd use this one to iron your trousers or pants. Oh my God. Actually looks ridiculous. I also feel like if someone saw this happening from the window, it would just look like I'm trying to drown someone.

And then this one is your shirts, which ironically looks like it needs an iron. So this is about as creased as a t-shirt gets. So you essentially dress your balloon, which to be fair, is not as significant of a chore as it sounds. You then clip the pegs into the corners of your bones and go. So this is using hot air tension technology, which is effectively hot air plus the stretch created by the balloon. Okay. It's been 10 minutes and that is actually looking kind of concern. You can still see some creases. It's not flawless, but it has done about 50% of the ironing for us and they commended the world from the company who calls themselves to using fans at the base and sitting down.

Oh, it's only nine o'clock. Uh, yesterday went way faster. But probably because I was happy to be back from the date. I had a lot of planning to do as well. How many hours have I done?11.m. It's weird. I haven't shown my face in this room in such a long time. I almost forgot what I look like. Usually I'm stirring myself the whole stream. Sometimes I forget that I am me. And then you look in the mirror and you remember, oh yeah, I am me. My hair's looking nicer. My hair always looks way better a week after I've cut it. It grows back a little bit.

Damn, I would never have done that just a couple years ago. I was so self-conscious about my skin. It's weird. Like the more I do it, the more I don't care. I would never have shown close ups of my skin like that back in the days. I was so protective over my maintaining my image. It's kind of nice to just not care anymore. I spent so many years hiding it. I remember PewDiePod, I did it a lot and I used to think, "God, I could never do that." The thing is, I got so used to seeing myself with the skin filter on that when it wasn't on anymore, I hated it. I thought, "Ugh, it's disgusting." Just like how I used to hate wearing t-shirts because of my nobly elbows. But now I don't care. Like, so what? Yeah, there's bones in my elbow. Wow.

Really?

Hm. I keep fucking... I think I muted it. Uh-oh, she asked me if I found a hotel. I said, "Yeah, I booked it already." She wants to pay half, but she doesn't know I book two nights at a fancy place. Um... Mm. Mm. I don't want her to send me money, because then it might show my name on there. Shit. If she's gonna insist that she sends me the money online. Or if I make a fake PayPal. I don't want her to send the money, but if she's gonna keep insisting... Oh, so if you give me money on PayPal, does it have my... Does my name pop up? But I can't tell her my PayPal address is hate Joema official. Can I quickly make a new PayPal?

Sign up. Oh, It was just gas. I'm making a new PayPal. Email address. Oh shit. I need an email address as well. Add another, add another account. Create account. Uh, shit. Fuck. What's my PayPal account gonna be? Jimbo Jenkins. No. Shabubi 111. How about name of unknown? Pushkin number one. Uh, why can't a girl for once just let me pay for it all? I think I can talk her out of giving me money. I made a new PayPal. <laugh> Funny, in Thailand I complained because she didn't help me pay stuff and now I'm complaining because she wants to help me pay stuff.

I really hope this, um, thing I've booked isn't gonna... Like what? She doesn't like the place I booked. It looks good. It's got good reviews. It's just not really a hotel. It's more like a, like a cottage. Mainly because I don't want hotel staff and breakfast service. Should I tell her I booked it for the night before? <laugh> It's just, I don't know. It's like in kind of a isolated place. As a girl, you would feel safer if it was like a proper hotel in a village or town. This is like in the middle of nowhere in a field. <laugh> Even the road going to it is like a little country road.

Okay, I talked her out of giving me money. I said you can pay for the food. I basically picked a place. It's like in the middle of some field in the middle of nowhere. <laugh> Maybe, I didn't look at the place on Google Maps out like first. It's like some cabin in the woods. <laugh> Oh God. And the name of the road is hilarious. I'll tell you the name of the road after I've left. It was either this or like some pub. All the name places here look weird. Like it's a different country. Kind of sounds welsh.

And then you go into Wales and the name places just get really weird. Like Lord of the Rings kind of names. You can really see it. It used to be a completely different language. It still is. Ireland's so different as well. It's like all the places the Romans didn't really touch, all the Normans. Manchester. Manchester was a Roman city, wasn't it? And Colchester. Wait, is Chester like Roman language then? The UK is such a weird country. Everything in the Southeast to me sounds normal. Like Paddockwood, Staplehurst, Headcorn, Lenham. And everywhere else just sounds really weird.

It's funny how I hated my own countries for so long and now I'm just driving all over the place. I can say because there's an EV charger nearby. I really hope this goes well. Also, it'd be funny going to the hotel to get that because she's gonna have to bring her car, so we can like race there or she just follows me. But then if she follows me, she might think, um, he drives so slow. She's probably got more driving experience than I do. I mean, if it all goes well, it could be fun. It's just all the nervousness of getting, getting discovered is stressing me out. I am sometimes not intelligent enough to pull this stuff off, unfortunately. You need like death note, light and L level IQ to not get caught. And sometimes I make some pretty bad blonders.

Slipknot, not really a fan. I added some Kill Switch Engage to my playlist and it's pretty good. There's only a few songs I like from Kill Switch, because too many of them start off with just pure screaming and it's... And I like it to start off slow and build up, not just straight from the beginning screeching. They got a few good songs like, uh, Rose of Sharon. And the, the first singer, he's got a pretty cool voice. He's black, but he does the Screamo stuff. So this voice sounds deeper, stronger. The new guy sounds rubbish, I think.

I remember listening to Kill Switch Engage when I was 15, in love with Victoria. The lyrics resonated in my emo face. Shit, there's Tesco Club Points. Does that adopt my name? Do you think Tesco does the best sushi? Do other supermarkets do sushi? Tesco's really up to their sushi game. They used to be rubbish, like cold, hard rice with a cucumber. Now they've got avocado, salmon, like California roll kind of stuff. Oh God, I really need to tell her my name's Daniel. How am I gonna do it? It just seems weird. Like why did I tell her it's Jason? Fucking up. Re, why did I just not... I don't know.

Whoa. Plenty go by their middle name. Yeah, but it seems like I'm hiding my name. I say... Daniel brings back bad memories. Daniel. Daniel. Daniel. Daniro. Danieru. I just don't wanna raise unnecessary suspicion. Daniodu. Daniodu. Should I tell her I book two nights and say, just because I don't wanna do an early drive? But it's okay we don't have to meet on that night but then she might insist, "Oh, I wanna see you sooner." Yeah, but it'll be dark. Okay, come to this middle of nowhere field cabin in the middle of the woods when it's dark.

You can trust me. What's Bristol like? It doesn't look as built up as Plymouth. Is Bristol horrible? That reminds me when I first signed up for Every, I went for the interview or the training session and it was me and this other girl and she was really chatty. She kept talking to... I was just standing there waiting for the supervisor to finish, talking to someone else and then she comes, she stands next to me, she keeps talk, keeps talking. Look kind of young. And then the supervisor calls us into the office, starts explaining to us the job and then he goes, "So where are you guys from?" And then I go, "Kent." <laugh> I don't know why I though he meant, like where am I originally from? And then everyone started laughing. The supervisor and his colleague were there and every, everyone just erupted in laughter.

And then he goes, "We're not gonna send you that far." And I was like, "Oh, okay." Though he meant like, "Where are we from?" Then I though that was so stupid, like why would he care where I'm from? He meant where do I live? So he knows where to send me for the delivery. I felt so dumb.

As if he's gonna send me to Kent six hours away. So then he's sitting there thinking, "Okay, where am I gonna send this new guy?" I said, "Oh, I don't wanna send him there." "Well, you don't even know the names of the places. "And I was thinking," Yeah, but I can just use the map. "So he sent me to some place called Willacom. So I went there, I got lost. It took me like se - it took me eight hours to deliver 70 parcels and I was so stressed out. I though, why is this taking so long?

I was so nervous. And I though I'm not doing this. This sucks. 'Cause I remember I ranted about it. It was awful. And then I went, it sent me to this industrial area and I just randomly chucked all the letters at random doors and I though, fuck it, I'm not doing... I didn't even deliver a couple. I just chucked them somewhere. <laugh> And I though, I don't even care. I don't even want this job anymore. Surprisingly, I didn't get in trouble for it. And then I reapplied for the job closer to where I live. So I didn't know I was gonna live down here. I though I was gonna live further north near Barnstable.

I remember going to my first day on Every thinking, God, this is like a scuffed version of Amazon Flex. They still got the old logo on the warehouse, Hermes. PayPal. Yeah, I made two Every accounts. So I made another account because I was worried they'd find out I already signed up at the other place. So I, I went there pretending that I hadn't already done the training session and both the accounts got banned. I remember I quite enjoyed it actually when I first went to the new depot, saw the drivers. Everyone knew each other. It's like a small community feeling. They had a WhatsApp group. They never invited me to it.

I though it was kind of cool loading my car with all the other people. I liked when the boss came and he saw my car and he's like, "Oh, you, you have a lucky car. A lucky car. Never heard that before." He said you should get a real estate, I mean, an estate car because it's long, kind of fit lot of car, uh, packages in. I kept thinking there's no way I'm changing my car for this job, knowing I'll probably get fired in a few months. Why he's not sending me a verification card? But 10 o'clock, better keep going. Make up for the money I'm gonna miss out on.

How much ground clearance didn't I? Not as much as an SUV. I hit the bottom of my car a few times. Mm, it's not sending me the stupid code. Okay. I think I'm good. Best game and ultra wide, definitely rainbow six. Siege had ul- ultra wide support and looked very nice. We will play some rainbow six sometime. It's been a while. A long while. I stopped playing it properly though. I started trolling and it was pretty funny. You know Azumi, she's got those knives that fan out into a circuit of concrete bulletproof shield. I'd crawl under a table and then block myself in under the table. <laugh> I'd just hide under the table and the teammates would be like, "What the fuck are you doing?" That's the lame tactic. And I'd always be the last one alive without actually doing anything. And then the enemies would find out I'm in there and chug a grenade in.

It was so funny. Or you find like a little gap in between a, a shelf and a doorframe and you get in the gap and then you throw the concrete barricade up and you cocoon yourself inside of it. The enemy's like, "What the fuck are you doing?" I got bored trying to play it properly. It used to crack me up so much. And then people recognize you because I'd be the only one doing that. I'd join a new game and they'd be like, "Oh, I remember you. Does that tactic even work?" I've got 6,000 playtime hours on it. Probably mostly because I just had it open in the background.

I just had it open all the time back in Japan. I'd make my video with it running in the background. You often saw the game just open in the background whilst I was AFK making the video. It had such cozy vibes, but I hate that one level. It's in Brazil and it's in like a football stadium and there's this, a concrete building in the middle of the stadium and you repel into it. Uh, it's so ugly and boring. Why don't you just make a con - like bland concrete walls, which is great. Like an unfinished under construction, under construction building.

Rubbish. My favorite one is the Japan level on top of the skyscraper and the South Korean level in the tower. And, oh, the house, suburban house is really good. I hate the submarine military base, and I hate the Chinese carnival level. I, I like the airplane one, the Air Force one jumbo jet. And I like... Mm, I think that's it really. I wish they had more normal houses, like an apartment block. And there's one on a vineyard and the landscape's really pretty. I just stare at the landscape and I don't go in. I haven't played it in ages.

New videos flopped. Legion Go and Silk Song. Imagine paying over a thousand pounds for a handheld gaming device. That's crazy. Deepak's in Egypt. He's the only one online. What? Caleb Hammer's live. He's only got 700 viewers. Is that his main channel? Really? He's got 2.5 million subs and he's only got 700 viewers. Did he just start? 11 minutes ago. Most get more than that during my peak. Abby Livingston of the New York Times. Matt, take us through some of the numbers and what they mean. Yeah, Dana, look, this was - Kind of weird, he's live streaming on his main channel.

It's trouble right now. We have it again for what it's worth. The very chart they showed at the beginning, they showed Twitch. I appreciate it. Sorry guys. I'm hiring his basic leads. Damn, he's got two billion views already. He only started a couple years ago. His oldest video, he looks sorry. What a mess. What a complete mess. That's the state of my first rental property purchase. But that's the upside of YouTube. Other financial YouTubers can come on here, talk about our successes, but also failures. I put 10% down on our property in the up... And I had a few good qualities going for it right away.

Very. He got a lot of backlash because your fans are very loyal. Did you feel badly when he was going through that or - I feel pretty transparent going into any of my relationships that I write songs. Most of the time they've been pretty flattered when I, they get a song written about them, good or bad. I think they're just excited to get a shout out. She's like me, but she talks shit about exes in songs. Damn, the report of the week guy is still going, still going strong as well. His channel didn't die. Same views as he used to get 14 years ago. Why don't that Nick the smoker guy?

Two months ago. Hey, how are you doing? With the smoker here. Long time. Nick the smoker. Um, come up with another long waited review over here. This one is 10. We sincerely thank you for your purchase and welcoming to life. We'll be making a welcome back. And then there's a old polka. Now let's see how these look. So, um, pork style filters with a very, very nice, uh, we'll see if the camera's able to pick this up very well. It's got a really, really nice design there on the filter leading to the paper. The transition to this, uh, Hesty. It's written Hesty up. Yeah, just very, very catchy, if you will. Um, nice. I mean, it sucks.

Nice brighter colored tobacco there. It's got a decent little mix, but it looks like mostly bright leaf. And, um... What's impressions on that? Pretty decent. This, this, I would consider this smoke, uh, a lot of smoke. Nice. But interestingly enough, the menthol is actually... I smelled a lot of menthol on the cigarette before I let it, but I don't get much menthol on the. It's kind of a plus because I don't, I don't make a really strong menthol cigarette in general. I smoke menthol is almost 80 degrees. It's just about summertime here. I was a fan of the cool blues and stuff. Newport, Newport Golds, the light menthol ones. Uh, they don't have these, doesn't have a super big amount of menthol, which is nice. Just a little, little hint of a pooling sensation, but not bad so far.

Yeah, definitely a, definitely a bow fighter. Uh, not like a this is kind of in its own. It has these, I've noticed they're kind of in their own, uh, they're very unique to what they such a newer cigarette company here in the United States and the commercial live market here in the United States. Um, they're very, um, very, uh, individualistic cigarettes. Um, not quite... I don't even want to, you know, uh, they're, they're against the American Spirit and everything American Spirit as a brand. But we're just here. Well, we're going to take you back to where this all started just a few short hours ago with the advice the Prime Minister received, uh, about Angela Reyna's tax affair. This is the letter from Sir Laurie Magnus, uh, who wrote to the Prime Minister and we saw that letter, uh, this morning. And he said that Angela Reyna had provided her full cooperation and assistance with his inquiry.

He looked at all the relevant documentation about the pur - pr - purchase of a flat, uh, and that had given rise to her understanding, uh, that he held in good faith that a lower rate of stamp duty was applicable when purchasing the property in home. But he said that having sold her share in the family home in Ashton in greater Manchester, yes, she did not own that property anymore, but in certain circumstances, he said, where a property is held by a trust, and in this case it was a trust of that person under the age of 18, the rules are different. So he goes on to say, particularly in the context of the specialist type of trust, uh, those rules can be complex, but these are his conclusions. Although she was open about the existence of the trust and received advice that she didn't have to take, uh, the high rate of stamp, do you see she was told, uh, to consult an expert tax advisor and says it was never my intention to do anything other...

Hmm. Number one advice, if you have a crush on someone, no confessions. Confessions are terrible. Let's understand why. So if you have a crush on someone, you have this, you have a little bit of emotion. Your love starts down here. I'm not pointing my penis. The love starts in the belly button and works its way up to the chest. And when it gets to about the throat, right, so this is like it starts down here with butterflies in the stomach, and then we feel that aching over here. And if we let the love build up too much, it ends up in our throat as a lump and we can't say anything and then we feel crippled. That's how love works physiologically. It's scientific, okay? So when you're in a relationship with someone, let's say who's a friend, and you signal to them that you're attracted to them and that you wanna go on a date, confessing means letting all this crap that is built up out.

So you're not just like telling them, you're dumping all of this like pent up love and oh my God, I need you so bad. Oh, I've been loving you for all of this time and I need you in my life. Right? You can't dump that shit on people? Come on. Okay, so what are you supposed to do then?

Why is he doing so much dating and incel stuff recently? Yeah, I like Dr. Kate. I watched some of his hour plus long interviews. I watched the pirate software one. Well, well, well, if it isn't Kerry B. I didn't badmouth no one. Yeah, he's got such a nice audience. Secret we reason why women reject you. Meet the new status pro. Pick up the Google Pixel 10 Pro XL with 02 and save up to seven. All righty Chad. Today we're gonna talk about whether men can express their emotions. So this is from presumably a man. It's okay for men to express feelings other than anger. It doesn't make you soft or less manly. It shows you understand your emotions and aren't afraid of them. Just putting it out there in case anyone needs to hear. And this is a, a great conversation. Um, this is Dr.

Kirk Honda who's awesome, has taught us a lot of stuff here in the Healthy Gamer community. And it's not just men who say this, right? So women are actually asking for this. I need God to stop sending me emotionally unavailable men. I love my man, very vulnerable, emotionally present and unafraid to express his feelings. So please date emotionally intelligent men. It's nice to have someone - When I express my feelings, I get in trouble. Who's aware of your sensitivity and learns how to handle your feelings gently with patience and care. It is coming, comforting to show your vulnerability to someone and have them respond and have them learn how to respond to it with understanding. So this is a little bit different, right? This is about someone who is dating an emotionally intelligent man who's capable of sitting with her feelings. But if we sort of look at it, there's a lot of contrary evidence as well, right?

So women, why don't men share their emotions? A man shares his emotions and then hears the reaction. And it's not just men who say this, right? So this is presumably comment guy, which is a dude, but women will say, "I disagree. I like strong men, but if a man cried because something really tragic happened, death of a child, parent, et cetera, I would not think badly of him. However, the problem here is the nonstop crying over all events. The guy is obviously just a wet wipe. Men crying at the altar is a red flag. When I saw my wife walk down the aisle, I was overwhelmed with joy and excitement. I smiled from ear to ear. I knew I was marrying the greatest female to walk the earth. Men crying gives extremely bizarre behavior. Not me, not my friends, not my crowd. I just asked my wife, What would you have done if you saw me crying when you were coming down the aisle?

And she said, I would have walked away. So what's going on here, right? Because some people are saying, "Okay, it's okay for men to show their emotions. It's good for men to show their emotions." Some women are saying, "I want men to show their emotions. I want someone who's emotionally available." And then other women are saying, "No, this is a terrible idea." I've talked to so many men in my office who will say, "Oh yeah, like when I show my emotions, it, it seems like it gives women the ick, and once they get the ick, there is no removing the ick." So as a man, you must never cry in front of a woman. You can cry in private, you can cry with your best friend, you can cry with your dad even though you ought not to, but you must never cry in front of a woman.

And this is in response to Benjamin. My boyfriend cries a lot and it's starting to get on my nerves. We've been together for.

He has been drinking a lot more too. Music moves him to tear, tears. Caring about his friends moves him to tears. Exciting special things brings him to tears. I don't know what to do. At first, I though it was nice that he felt safe enough to let emotions out. Now I don't know how to react. I find it irritating. So this is like kind of an interesting pattern. On the one hand, we're saying men should be emotionally available, men should express their emotions, but there are a lot of experiences of both men and women saying, "Yeah, when men do express their emotions, if they do it too much, I don't like it. It gives me the ick. They should stop." So what's really going on here? So penalized for challenge, challenging traditional gender roles, why heterosexual - Shouldn't cry too much. In which women wear the pants may be more precarious.

So this is a paper that's looking at traditional gender roles and how when men and women step out of a traditional gender roles, how they're perceived. In two experimental studies conducted in the United States and Netherlands, we found, and this is a decent sample sizes, okay? This is like 223 and 269. We found that when encountering role reversed relationships, participants perceive the women as the more dominant and agentic one and the man is the weaker one in the relationship. They also perceive women role reverse relationships as less likable, have le - more, um, unusual of them.This is true of women as well. If you look at a heteronormative relationship, a woman will provide some degree of emotional labor, but the job of the man is to be the rock, right? So when the shit hits the fan, the man is the one who's supposed to be stable, right?

When your son or your daughter is going through a tough time, you as a man are supposed to be the rock. You are supposed to be able to handle what the emotions of the people around you with strength and fortitude. This is a form of emotional labor. Being able to receive and hold the emotions of other people, being able to be stoic and handle emotions, even suppress your own emotions is a form of emotional labor that you provide to a relationship. If you were a man, you know, not even a man, if you're a woman who suppresses a lot of your emotions, you know how emotionally taxing this is. Literally, if we look at the brain, there's a part of our brain called the amygdala and limbic system, this is where we feel emotions and it is cognitively draining to suppress emotions. One of the three largest drains on willpower is actually emotional suppression.

So I think if we sort of look at this feminist paper and we look at sort of, there are other sort of bits of evidence that this is a relatively a new concept, we find that men do provide a very important source of emotional labor in relationships, which is actually emotional component. Hmm.

I wouldn't really cry in front of a woman. I mean, I have. I cried in front of Mila, and it felt a little bit pathetic, like I was begging her not to dump me, so I started crying. It works and she didn't dump me until later. <laugh> She tried breaking up with me in October and then I started crying and then we had sex. And then she dumped me anyway after Christmas. Yeah, well, at least I got a few more, more months of sex, so I won. Yeah, I got very emotional when my sister sent me the pictures of the baby and my mom holding the baby. It's weird to think that's gonna become a human being. Oh God, like 10 years, then 15 and 20 is gonna be an adult.

Yeah, I just get a bit teary. I don't know if anyone noticed. I don't think anyone noticed. I just sniffed a bit and then unblocked my mom. Yeah, I thought maybe in a few weeks I might go home. My sister said they're gonna be staying at my mom's house for a week so I could see them there. They're a little family now, the three of them. Sweet. Might be nice going home. I'm scared I won't wanna come back here. There's not really anything here for me. I don't have a job. I have a girl here. The girl I'm gonna meet doesn't even live here. She lives two hours away.

Why should I move so far? Uh, can't really say. I think Bristol is another two hours away from home, so it's halfway between. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Friday night, Danny, do a dance for us. Equals get $5. Scared the crap. Nah, I'm bothered. I'm gonna have sad and lonely wank in bed. Oh. Oh, you gonna fit monitors on that tiny desk? Maybe you need to get a new desk. I can get another one of these, put it side by side and put the laptop down maybe. Or elevate the monitors somehow. I put the monitors on a box.

I should have another two 27 inch monitors in my bedroom. Yeah, I hooked them to my laptop. What maybe want to post on YouTube? I just thought make some extra money. Now the Kik thing's kind of dying off. The first full month on Kik, I made $6,000, and then the second month I made 4,000. And then this month, probably gonna make less than 3,000 because I've been taking so many days off. Went on a few dates. It's hard keeping people interested. I used to get 120, 140 viewers. Now I'm only getting about 70 to 90. Rarely break 100 viewers now.

If I wasn't streaming, I'd just play Marikart and put on a podcast, Trash Taste or something, and then just play Marikart. It's my favorite way to spend time. Yeah, I love Marikart. You've banned too many people. Yeah, but they were just constantly hating in the chat. Do you remember some of them? Like the Laurie person, his name was like Laurie something. And then he just constantly spammed hate. People just ke- kept spamming hate. I had to ban them. The chat was just full of hate comments. Like that Moodoos guy had to ban him as well.

The TB's banned. Ths got too annoying. I couldn't talk without getting angry at the chat because they wouldn't shut up. Moo came, became even more annoying after I unbanned him. I had to ban Garner Larson as well. He kept going on about bestiality. Disgusting people. Yeah, these people, they just got more and more annoying. A lot of the early people got banned within a month because they just would not shut up. Give it a rest. I don't wanna stream and then just get bombarded with nonstop hate comments. I don't know why I trigger them so much.

Don't watch them. If I trigger you that much, go away. And they did, hence the lower view account. Yeah, lost a lot of them. Yeah, I wish I found a better way to make money. I gotta stream all day, every day. It's so boring. Well, I'll be gone for a few days going on a big date. It's looking good. I was worried she's gonna get cold feet. I'm a bit nervous now after what happened with Crypt, seeing how girls can start off really eager and then get cold feet nearing the date of the meetup. Like they talk with so much confidence and talk big until the day we're supposed to meet starts drawing near. And then they get all weird and freak out and then disappear.

But weed girl seems pretty good so far. I just hope we click and I can make her laugh and she finds me attractive. Just go to relax. I hope there's lots of things to talk about. We've already talked for a month now. So we don't need to do question stuff. I think we should be able to just, I don't know, talk about what's happening in the moment. No, she did not like the cleaver thing. I could tell. I don't think she likes that kind of weird. There's like, hmm, Patrick Bateman weird, which I think she likes, but then there's autistic weird, like using a kitchen knife for gardening. I don't think she likes that.

I think I got a toned down on the autistic weird. Mm. I don't know. She's kind of weird too though, which I like. Uh, I sh - I'm scared of giving her the ick. She told me what gives her the ick. I forgot what it was. It was something like not being good at dirty talk. And I was like, "Uh-oh. Not being good at..." I forgot. Yeah, I'm really bad at dirty talk. There was a clip where this Asian girl was trying to flirt with this autistic guy and he had a sword, and then she was like, "I'm gonna take your sword." And then he goes, "How would you take it? I'll fight you." And then she was, like, trying to flirt with him, saying the swords is dick, and he just didn't get it. And he was just replying with pure logic, like, "How are you gonna take it off me?

I'm bigger than you." And that's kinda what I do. I'm... I use too much logic.

Or I say something like, for example, I like to put my finger in it, and then she goes, "I want you to put your finger in me." And I'll be like, "Why would I do that? It would go dirty." But that's not the right way to respond to it. You know, to respond in a flirty, dirty way without taking it seriously. I'm not very good at that. Do you remeber when Venus was trying to flirt with me? I said, "What drinks do you like?" And she goes, "I like drinking you." And I was, I said, "You." And I, I just say, "Oh, okay." <laugh> You gotta learn how to do dirty talk. I though women didn't like that because they think you're a creep. So I've always tried to be respectful, but they find that boring, don't they? Well, I think I'm gonna go to bed.

The viewership always tanks around this time. Maybe it's the Europeans going to sleep. It's always really low in the morning and then really low in the evening or the nighttime. Okay, I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.