why i want to break up with my girlfriend

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Okay, so today I'm gonna do a livestream,

I think, for 6 hours, and then we're gonna

break for lunch, and then I might play

some games on Twitch,

or I might try and do like a mega

12-hour-long YouTube stream.

Not sure, should I split the stream over

YouTube and Twitch or do it all on

YouTube?

Streaming and

lunch and chat.

I think that's a good plan for today.

Can't see you.

Uh, I just woke up.

I, I'm not looking great, to be honest.

So if you really, really want to see me, I

guess I could turn on the camera if my

livestream has 50 likes.

So press the like button if you want me to

turn the camera on.

Otherwise, I'm gonna sip on my coffee.

My face looks so puffy when I wake up.

Don't make her sad, she seemed nice.

Well, if the views don't go up, then I'm

gonna have to let go of her.

'Cause she's not doing what a girlfriend

is supposed to be doing, which is getting

me YouTube views.

So if she doesn't bring in the views, it

means people are not interested in her,

which means I'm not interested either, and

I gotta find someone else.

Looks like a 2006 how-to video.

Yeah.

I'm bringing back the retro style.

What other widgets we got here?

Let's see.

Oh, we got the tip jar.

I forgot about this one.

You can get like a little cup to collect

your shekels.

Where is it?

You can get a wine glass or just a beer

cup.

The wine glass is quite fancy.

A little wine glass.

Thailand arc is the most boring arc, but

so many of you kept telling me to go to

Thailand because it's so amazing.

And it's gonna revive the channel.

I told you it wouldn't.

I knew this was gonna happen.

It would just be me in an apartment

complaining about being bored, and maybe

there'll be some outside videos, but it's

just gonna be me walking around and then

making some mundane commentary.

There's so many people saying, oh my god,

you need to go to Thailand, it's amazing.

As if I'm gonna be like Bold and Bankrupt

and then start talking to all the local

people and then get in someone's car and

then get lost in some stranger's house.

Geek C says, please grow up.

Why don't you grow up?

It's rich coming from you.

Look at your channel.

Stop trying to revive your channel.

Just make what you want to make.

I don't know what I want to make, really.

I just want to—

I

don't know.

I want to stream and then just talk about

stuff, maybe.

You should stop ruining relationships for

views.

Focus on country reviews.

I do have a why I hate living in Thailand

video made, ready to go up.

I think maybe tomorrow.

I'm pumping out a lot of videos and

streams this week because my girlfriend

has booked a 4-day weekend trip away for

us.

She wants to take me to some province in

Thailand to travel around.

I thought we were just going for the

weekend, but it turns out she, she took

off Friday and Monday, so we're gonna go

for 4 days.

I can't make any videos or stream at all.

I don't, I don't know if I'll make any

vlogs because it will just be us walking

around.

Unless something amazingly interesting

happens, I probably won't vlog it.

Vlog it.

Vlog it.

There's— there was a lot of funny things

to say about Japan, but for Thailand, I

can't really think of anything funny to

say.

It's not a very funny country.

Japan's weird, isn't it?

Japan's like a weird goofy, quirky country

full of weirdos and strange stuff.

And Thailand is just like a normal

country.

It's just people going about their daily

lives.

There's no weird anime stuff.

There's no weird Japanese girl dressed as

a maid scrubbing your feet kind of weird

stuff.

There's so many things you can do for

content with Japan, like net cafes and

sleeping pods.

Thailand's just pretty bland.

It's got massages and it's got tuk-tuks

and it's got ladyboys.

That's about it, really.

My girlfriend has a few ladyboy friends

and she asked me weird questions.

She said, is it okay if I have transgender

friends?

As if I was going to say, no, you must get

rid of all your transgender friends.

And then she said, is it okay if I have a

male friend as a close friend?

And I said, I guess.

And then she said that I can't have a

girlfriend,

even though I just said it's okay for her

to have a male friend.

Bit unfair, isn't it?

I said I don't have any friends because I

don't like people.

Go to Bangkok?

I'm in Bangkok, this is where I live.

Go to China?

No, I'd never go to China.

Am I breaking up with my girlfriend

because of lack of content?

Yeah, I guess so.

If I was getting hundreds of thousands of

views with my new girlfriend, would I

break up?

No, it's like chucking out your golden

egg, your golden goose.

I chucked out Chihiro because the views

were going down.

You saw the views before we got divorced.

It was like 20K.

We'd go to Kyoto or cruise ship or USJ,

and then the videos are only getting like

20K views.

So I thought, oh shit, I better do

something to maintain the 50 and 60Ks.

And I couldn't think of anything apart

from what if we actually get divorced and

then I run away to Korea?

And that worked pretty well for a while.

I was getting the 40 and 50Ks again.

Give the 50 likes so we can see his face.

Well, we've only got 24 likes, so I don't

think people actually care about seeing my

face.

And if I show my face, I end up touching

my hair the whole time.

I need to get a haircut.

There's only 2 things I want.

I want cereal and I want views.

And after a while, the cereal gets a bit

dry,

and if the views are not there, then

what reason do I have to stay?

It's hard to to find good reasons to stick

around.

Because really, what does a woman bring to

the table apart from, you know, cereal and

views?

I guess they could cook, but I don't

really care.

I'm not really bothered if a woman can

cook or not because I can cook myself.

I'm not bad at cooking, so I'm not really—

I don't really value a woman for her

cooking skills.

Why do I want views?

Do I make money from YouTube?

Are you serious?

What a question.

Of course I make money off YouTube.

I got 100K subs.

You make views off YouTube when you got

like 1K subs.

Do I make money off YouTube?

Oh my God, what a question.

Do I make money from YouTube?

Yes, made like $150,000 off YouTube.

Oh my God, that must be the funniest

question I've ever had.

It's like going to McDonald's and asking

the staff there, do you make money doing

this?

And then they say, oh no, I just love

flipping burgers for fun because it's so

amazing.

What a question.

Would I go on Trash Taste if you were in

Japan?

I don't think that'd be a good idea

because I think I'll just lunge at Joey

first opportunity I get.

That guy is going down if I ever see him.

I don't care if he's taller, I got the

moves.

He stole Akidearest from me.

I had crush on Akidearest for like 5 years

and now he's porking her backside.

He's going down.

If I ever see that bazinga,

better watch it.

How much I made this year?

I think I made like 20, 22,000 maybe.

You'll get snaps like a twig.

Uh, I've been practicing actually my bench

press and push-ups.

I can bench press 40 kg now.

You complain a lot when you're living a

better life than most.

Yeah, well, fat people in America complain

about being hungry all the time.

It's the same thing, isn't it?

You ever see a fat person not obsess and

complain about food?

Always stuffing their face.

I thought you said Achyderas is ugly.

No, I jerk off to Achyderas like 5 times a

week.

I went to the gym a few days ago and I got

all these blisters and rashes on my

fingers for some reason,

like these pus-filled blisters on my

fingers.

So I was lifting the dumbbells And it felt

so good because the grip on the dumbbells

are kind of rough.

So I was just like jerking off the

dumbbell handle with my hand whilst doing

reps, and then the blisters were kind of

bursting as the skin rubbed on the handle

from the friction.

I think I got my pus all over it.

I don't know what the hell's happening to

my fingers.

They look so gross.

I put on— because yesterday my girlfriend

wasn't here, she was at work.

I didn't know where she put the lotion.

I have to put lotion on my hands now,

otherwise they're just completely dry

after I come out the shower.

And so I didn't know which lotion she

usually puts on my hands for me, so I

thought it was this blue bottle of Nivea

Hyper Moisture Vitamin E oil stuff.

So I put that all over my hands.

My hands were burning the whole day.

She said, that's not the right cream, that

was my cream for her you-know-what.

Apparently that was the normal cream, not

the sensitive cream.

I need the super sensitive cream, natural

cream without any alcohol or chemicals,

but her cream has like chemicals and stuff

in it.

My fingers were burning.

I was going crazy.

It was so freaking itchy.

I couldn't stand the itchiness anymore.

I started rubbing my hands together and

and all the skin was like peeling off.

My fingers have never been this bad.

I've had a bit of rash and dry skin on my

fingers before, but never to this degree.

So we got this other cream which is a lot

better now.

It doesn't irritate my skin.

How many reps sets of bench presses can

you do?

I can do about 2 or 3 of the 41 kg, and

then I have to peg it down to about 30 kg.

Then I can do about 10.

Then I get tired, I peg it down to 25, I

can do about 20.

And then I rest and I peg it down and do

like another 20.

I just keep going lower and lower and

lower until I literally cannot lift

anything.

My arms just die.

And then for some reason, after I finish

working out, my arms don't fall down

straight.

You know when you usually have your arms

by your side?

Your arms go down straight, don't they?

After I finish my workout, I'm like C-3PO.

My arms are bent at a 45-degree angle and

it just doesn't go back down straight

again.

It's really weird.

And I do some reps.

First, I start off with the 12.5 kg.

I can do about 4 reps.

And I go down to 10 kg, I do about 8.

And I go down to the 7.5, do about 10.

5 kg, do about 15.

I start off high and then I go low until I

can't lift.

And my arms are actually getting kind of

big and my pecs getting big.

I feel pretty good about my workout.

It's good having a gym in your building.

How many of you guys have a gym in your

building?

I don't think it's a normal thing outside

of Thailand.

Thailand apartments are so nice.

They've got a massive swimming pool, got a

massive gym, got ping pong table as well.

Do a workout stream?

No, it's like I'm not gonna bring a camera

to the gym.

I'll get told off.

There's mirrors everywhere in the gym,

and then I'll end up doxxing my building

because then you'll see the gym.

So not a very good idea.

Plus it only takes me about 15 minutes to

finish my workout.

It's not a long workout, it's like a very

intensive workout.

I'll say 120 likes for show face.

Face reveal.

I wish I could change the color on the

font or underline stuff.

I quite like this notepad, it's pretty

good.

You can write stuff on it.

I think if I didn't have a gym in the

building, I would never bother to go to a

gym.

Me and Mila did think about signing up to

a gym, but then we'd have to go to the gym

and then pay for a membership.

Going to a gym just seems lame.

You got to get in your car or bicycle or

get public transport, go to the place,

work out, and then get changed or get

showered there and then come home all

sweaty.

You're about to break up with her but

never show her face.

Well, if a video with her got like 20K

views, then maybe I'd say,

yeah, people interested in her, maybe I

will do a face reveal.

If a video can crack 20K, but if there's

not even 20K views, even the crazy

ex-husband video only got 18K, so I'm not

doing stuff for nothing.

I missed your tech reviews.

I've got more tech reviews on the second

channel.

I'm not sure if you follow the second

channel.

I want to get that Chinese-made Steam Deck

ripoff.

It's called the Aya Neo 2.

It's like a $1,000, really beefed up,

high-spec handheld gaming device.

It's got a Ryzen 6800U or something.

It's supposed to be at least 40% better

performance than Steam Deck.

Why do you want to break up?

Well, that's what I'm going to get into

later,

later in the video.

Why I want to break up.

Or I could do pros and cons of being with

Jeff,

just in case she finds this.

She'll be like, who's Jeff?

I'm still worried she might find out the

channel because yesterday on Twitch I was

searching through my entire sub list

seeing who subbed to me recently.

Seeing if there's like any of her family

members or her subscribed to me.

Because I think if her sister found my

channel or she found the channel, they

would subscribe, wouldn't they?

To make sure they know when new videos are

being released.

I don't think people know that as a

YouTuber I can see who's subbed to me.

Did you know that I know that?

So if they don't know that I know that I

could see if they've subbed or not, they

wouldn't think anything of just subbing.

I can go into YouTube dashboard,

YouTube Studio,

um, sublist, but it only shows people who

have made their sublist public.

The only risk is what if she has a YouTube

channel that doesn't have a name on?

And just like a random picture.

I was trying to find Mila's YouTube

account, see if she subbed to me still.

I found the Iranian girl's YouTube

account.

She was actually one of the first people

to sub to me.

I didn't even notice.

I guess she found out.

It's weird because I never told her I was

doing YouTube.

Back in 2016, there was this Iranian girl.

I used to hang out with her a lot.

She used to come to my bedroom.

And I'm pretty sure only the Australian

guy found out because there was an

Australian guy there called Oliver.

And he asked me what I was doing.

And I just said, I was just editing a

video.

And he said, what's the video about?

And it was— I said, it's about why I hate

seafood.

And he just searched it up and he found

the channel.

So I'm guessing he told her because I

never told anyone else apart from him.

But I looked at my sub list and it said

the Iranian girl subscribed to me in 2016.

And it's kind of embarrassing because I

made a video talking about why I wanted to

have sex with her.

I don't know if she saw that.

She came to my room almost every evening.

We just played video games, but we never

did anything, even though we were sitting

on the bed shoulder to shoulder.

How can a girl be in that kind of

situation and not get the feelings to want

to do some stuff.

It's funny how girls can just switch it on

and off so easily.

There's no way I'd sit on a bed next to a

girl and not start thinking, it'd be nice

if we had the you-know-what right here,

right now.

She had a nice body, but her nose was a

bit big and she was kind of crazy.

She was divorced from this Japanese guy.

She was living at the guest house.

We used to go walking around in the middle

of the night.

And then she would take me to the

ex-husband's house because he lived

nearby.

And then she would, like, throw cigarette

butts into his garden and stand there with

her middle finger sticking up at his

house.

She would burn out her cigarettes onto—

because in Japan they put up these posters

of politicians when election time's coming

near.

They put a bunch of posters all over the

place saying, elect me, vote for me now.

Kill Pierre, hahaha.

Oh, thanks, King.

Oh, again, little coins in my glass.

No, I'm not killing anyone, but thanks for

the Super Chat.

And then she would, she would burn out her

used cigarette onto these politicians'

faces.

It was funny,

but kind of creepy as well.

This is weird.

Why is the tip jar appearing below the

text?

Is it?

Oh, because it's transparent like your

glasses.

What do I think of Johnny Day?

I don't know who that is.

Who is Pierre?

I'm pretty sure Pierre stands for

Uh,

P.

Trying to think of a verb that starts with

P.

Pooing in action?

I don't know.

Definitely not a human being

that he's telling me to kill, because

that's

not nice.

Your video views are getting lower and

lower.

Well, yeah, because people are not

watching.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

So much for girlfriend in Thailand videos

supposing to supposedly bringing the

channel back to life.

Well, what can I do?

I don't know.

I tried everything, haven't I?

I tried girlfriend stuff, I tried outdoor

vlogs, tried talking head stuff.

If nothing works, then maybe this is the

end.

The end of the road for hiding in my room.

I reckon I can still get a between 5 or

10K views.

I have confidence.

I just need to clickbait harder.

People really liked the last video even

though it was just like the second to last

video, just that it had a bit of a saucy

title.

You've made one video with your

girlfriend?

I've made like 5.

What are you talking about?

How many dates videos have I made?

Let me check.

Uh, there was romantic trip to Japanese

markets with my girlfriend that no one

cared about.

Then last video with my girlfriend before

I break up, which everyone loved even

though it was just boring, same kind of

video.

And then

Romantic honeymoon trip with my

girlfriend, and then Crazy Ex-Husband

Chased Me.

So 4 videos she's been in.

It's funny that nearly 10,000 people have

seen her and she doesn't even know.

I don't know why no one is having a go at

me for secretly filming her and putting it

on YouTube.

Where's all the comments like, oh my God,

Daniel, you're a terrible person.

You didn't even tell her she's on YouTube.

Do people not care that I do bad stuff

anymore?

I swear back in the day people would have

had a big go at me and done stuff like,

oh, I'm unsubscribing,

it's so evil.

Where's all the, the naggies, the naggers,

nagging naggers

who nag?

We are used to it.

Yeah, I guess people just got used to my,

my way of doing stuff.

It's funny, it's just in the early days

people thought I was this really nice guy,

so anytime I did something that was

slightly evil, I would get so much

backlash like, oh, Daniel cheats with

tobacco.

You were supposed to be dating Tomoko and

now you're sleeping with girls on Tinder.

Everyone was so shocked, I think.

I don't know if I was always a bad person

or if I just faked being a good person

really well

in the beginning stages of my channel.

I think I'm good at showing myself as a

good person while secretly I'm a pretty

bad person.

Ever since 2010, really, I've been doing

messed up stuff like having a girlfriend

while secretly sleeping with a Korean

woman at the guesthouse.

And then whilst the Korean woman was out

traveling, I'd be secretly flirting and

messing around with the Korean girl who

was much younger.

I don't know why people got this

impression that I'm this goody-two-shoes

guy when all my stories are like messed up

stuff.

Like that.

So it's funny it came to such a big shock

to so many people.

I wish I did try harder though to maintain

the good guy persona, but it was just

boring.

I wanted to tell my messed up stories

because they're my most interesting stuff.

Did you not also jerk off on a piddle?

At a hotel.

Yeah, it was the one I worked at.

When I first started my job at this hotel

in England, I jerked off a few times in

the bedroom because they would leave me

alone to do the cleaning.

And first thing I did when I was alone, I

quickly started jerking off.

And sometimes whilst I was cleaning,

people would book a hotel room and then

start having sex in the room during the

day whilst I was cleaning, and then it

would really turn me on.

I keep saying the S-word by accident.

Streaming on YouTube makes me worried

because of the monetization thing.

On Twitch, I don't have to worry about

this.

I like Twitch more, but I get more viewers

on YouTube.

Story times are the best videos.

Nice drawings too.

Yeah, I should do more drawing stuff.

And then I can say to my girlfriend, look,

look, I'm actually doing drawings.

Because my girlfriend's starting to doubt

that I'm a digital artist because I

haven't done any art in 2 months.

So she must be wondering how come I don't

need to make money.

Don't you make more money on Twitch?

Not more money, but more money per views.

So even though I only get about 1.5k views

on Twitch, it makes almost as much money

as the streams on YouTube do.

So if I had the same numbers on Twitch,

the Twitch would make way more money.

But people just don't want to come over to

Twitch.

They don't want to make a Twitch, they

don't want to sign up for it because they

don't watch it.

So I'm asking them to come to Twitch just

for me, and a lot of people don't want to.

I might stream on Twitch later because my

girlfriend's coming back at 10 PM tonight.

So I've got the entire day

to just do streaming.

I'll have a lunch break, I think, in about

5 hours.

Yeah, 5 or 6 hours, have a lunch break,

make some fried rice for lunch and dinner.

Walk around Sukhumvit, insanely hot girls

everywhere.

Well, that's what I'm scared of.

I don't want to see hot girls because it

just makes me feel depressed.

For example, yesterday we went to the

supermarket.

Really hot girl.

She wasn't really hot.

She was like mid-30s or 30s, but she had a

really big bum and nice waist.

She was with this guy.

The guy looked so plain.

Why can't I ever get a girlfriend with a

bum?

I don't get it.

It's like every girlfriend I have has a

Mila body.

No curves, just straight and flat like a

plank of wood.

It's like the kind of girl that I attract

looks like that.

I've never had a big bum, curvy

girlfriend.

The only big bum I had was Turkish girl.

She wasn't really my girlfriend though.

I wouldn't want her to.

She's not really girlfriend material, that

Turkish girl.

I don't know why I didn't like Turkish

girl.

I think I just didn't really like her face

much.

If she had a cuter face, then I would have

definitely girlfriended Thai— uh, Turkish

girl.

But I'm not really interested in Turkey as

a country.

Aren't they Muslim?

I don't want to get into a relationship

with a girl who has a Muslim family.

Cuz I'm not really into religion.

I don't want to have anything to do with

religion.

It's just completely not my cup of tea.

I thought you like skinny girls.

I do, but Not when you say skinny, you're

thinking like skin and bones and really

thin.

That's not what I like.

I like average weight girls, not fat

girls.

I like normal weight girls with a bum,

not anorexic girls without anything.

There was one time we, we were driving

back to the hotel, I think in the first

week, and she drove us around the back of

the hotel and all these

working women standing around the back of

the hotel with cars.

So they would just drive there, park

there, and just stand around waiting for

men to go there.

And then my girlfriend pointed at them and

said, look.

And then I stupidly said, how much?

She got upset.

She said she doesn't like it when I said

how much.

I was just joking.

And one time I was kind of stupid.

I don't know why I did this, but she asked

me for money and I slipped the money into

her boob area and she got really upset.

She took the money and then threw it on

the ground.

And I had to say, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't

mean it like that.

But now I think back, it looked pretty

bad.

Like I was implying that she is a you know

what.

Yeah, she's pretty sensitive.

You, you've got to be really careful as a

guy.

You've got to be really careful not to

make your girl think or feel like she's,

you know, just an effable cut of meat

that's being paid for,

that you only like her, or the only reason

why you're keeping her around is so you

can do you know what, and then you're Like

giving her money in exchange.

Girls hate that feeling of being bought,

even though secretly they want the guy to

financially provide for almost everything.

They want the guy to provide for

everything financially, but they don't

want to feel like they're being bought

like a

prostitute.

Women are funny.

They don't want to be thought of as sluts,

but then they love the feeling of being an

slut in the sack.

They're very contradictory.

They want to be perceived as one thing,

but deep down they want to actually be

like a dirty girl.

You're making her more insecure.

Yeah, it wasn't my best Joke to slip money

into her boobs.

I don't know why I did that.

She keeps asking me for money all the

time.

It's annoying.

I don't know how someone can not have any

money.

Not even what, a thousand pounds in your

savings?

She she had to top up my new SIM cards I

got last month because they're expiring

soon.

And she could only top up one of them

because she didn't have enough money to

top up the other one.

And it's only like 200 baht to top them

up, so a couple of pounds.

And I said, how would you not have even

200 baht?

And then she started showing me all her

bank statements saying, look, I don't have

any money.

How?

How can you be in your mid-30s, don't have

any savings, not even like 5K?

It's just crazy.

She had to borrow some money from her

sister.

Eh, the thing's not playing.

Oh, there it is.

Daniel should meet Kanye West.

Oh, thanks, King.

I'm not really a big fan of Kanye West.

He's— he just seems like a massive troll

slash bipolar crazy guy.

Wow, look at my little tip jar getting

full already.

If I shake it, do the coins move?

No.

That'd be funny if you shook it and the

coins fell out.

What does she pay for herself?

Sometimes she buys food, a couple hundred

baht here and there.

It was really annoying yesterday.

We finished the shopping, put everything

in bags, and she was checking the receipt.

And then on the receipt, receipt, it said

something like pineapple.

And then she said, they've done this

wrong, we didn't buy a pineapple.

So we started searching through the entire

bags trying to find something like a

pineapple.

We had to go all the way back to the

cashier and point out that she scanned the

pineapple.

And then she pulled out this item

and it was like a watermelon in a plastic

box, but the brand was called something

pineapple.

It was kind of annoying because my hands

were on fire from my blisters and stuff.

I just wanted to go home.

She was fussing over this supposedly

misprint on the receipt.

It was only 19 baht.

Do you know how much 19 baht is?

It's like 20p going all the way back to

the cashier because she thinks we've been

overcharged by 20p.

20 baht.

Jesus, who cares about 19 baht?

That is 45 pence.

I couldn't care less about 45 pence.

Even if I dropped 45 pence on the floor, I

wouldn't even bend down to pick it up.

She penny pinches so much.

Every time she'd bring out her phone to

find discounts and we get like a 100 baht

discount.

100 baht is like £2 out of a £20 or £30

shopping thing.

How old was Korean girl?

She was like 35 when I met her.

You know what?

I noticed some very striking similarities

between Thai girl and Korean girl back in

2010.

She has a very similar

kind of like crazy laugh smile that

reminds me of the Korean woman.

Korean woman's like 50 now.

Her hair must be all gray.

She must have aged so much.

I haven't seen her since 2016.

She said we should meet next time I come

to Korea.

But if we're not gonna bang, I don't see

why.

I mean, it would be fun for old time's

sake, and then she could laugh about how

much I've aged.

Because back when we met, I was only 20.

I was a young spring chicken.

I was always like the youngest guy at the

guest house.

That was my thing.

My thing was I was Daniel from UK who was

young, and now I'm old.

I'm still younger than she was when we

first met.

But it would be pretty interesting if we

met again.

We could talk about, are you still in

contact with so-and-so?

Have you been?

We should go back to the guest house

together in Osaka, like good old times.

It's been 12 years.

Can't believe it.

Korean girlfriend was quite nice looking

in her 20s.

She's very old now.

Probably ugly.

Oh, the young Korean girl.

She was like 20, I think.

She was cute.

I liked her.

I think she was studying Japanese in

Japan, but her Japanese was really bad.

And then when the Korean MILF girlfriend

went traveling around Fukuoka for like a

week, me and the young Korean girl would

have dinner together and go on walks.

We'd hold hands on the walks as well.

And would make out.

But I never had the guts to try and do

anything past making out.

I was very— I was a very timid guy back

then.

It wasn't until my late 20s that I became—

I started to embrace the aggressive

approach to getting you know what and

serialing.

I think the aggressive approach is very

good.

You just, you put yourself at risk of

looking like a fool because if you get

rejected, you feel really silly.

But if you say you're going on like 10

dates with 10 different women and you be

aggressive on all of them, you're gonna

have way better odds than if you were

really timid on all of them.

Because if you're timid, it means you're

expecting the girl to make the first move,

and most girls are just not going to make

the first move unless They are older women

and they're very confident.

The Korean woman with me, she made the

first move.

Trying to remember when it was.

When did we first make out?

Oh yeah, we were walking around and it was

the middle of the night and it was kind of

windy, like a storm was about to come.

And then we just started— oh, we were

sitting on a bench.

And then she touched my hand, I think, and

then we just started kissing.

And then we just made out for like 20

minutes and went back to the guest house.

And then later that night, she came to my

room, knocked on the door, and that is

when I lost my V-card.

I don't mean aggressive in like a R-A-P

way.

I mean being assertive, making the first

move, going in for a kiss when

you got to like go in for the kiss in a

non-creepy way.

So you're sitting next to each other,

maybe you touch her hand gently, and if

she doesn't move the hand away, then it's

a good sign.

And then you can like lean in It's not

leaning quickly to like get a ninja kiss.

You got to do it slowly so she can decide

if she wants to move away or let it

happen.

A lot of the time they just let it happen.

I think I've only had 2 times where the

woman moved away.

One was this Japanese woman.

We were holding hands in elevator.

I tried to kiss her.

She just looked away.

And then the other time was earlier this

year, this Polish woman.

We were in London, Hyde Park.

We hugged and I tried to kiss her.

She leaned away.

Sometimes you have to ninja kiss.

I don't think they would like that because

it's like you're not giving them the

option to back out.

You're just sneaking in.

Or maybe when they're looking away, get

really close, and then when they turn back

to you, quickly give them a peck.

No, that's not a good— way to do a kiss.

I did kind of sneakily kiss the Korean

girl, so I put my hand behind the back of

her head and then pulled her head towards

me as I went for the kiss.

But we carried on kissing.

It wasn't just like a peck, so I'm

guessing she liked it.

Yeah, when I go on a date, I make it my

main objective to at least get a kiss,

even if it leads nowhere.

Because you go on a date, you didn't even

try to kiss, then what are you even doing?

You just wasted the whole date.

The date might not have been great, but at

least you can say, well, I tried, and then

you have no regrets.

How did I get my girlfriend?

She came to the hotel and then we walked

around the shopping area a bit.

Her mum kept phoning us because she was

worried.

And then I took her back to the hotel and

I was kind of nervous because she seemed

very

concerned, like she wasn't sure if she was

doing the right thing.

I could tell she likes me, But I could

tell her mum being angry at her was

holding her back.

So I wasn't 100% sure if anything was

actually going to happen.

So she drove us back to the hotel and I

said, so do you want to come to the room?

And then she was like, I'm not sure.

What do you think I should do?

Whoa, I dropped my phone.

So I said, you should just come to my, my

hotel room.

And she was like, are you sure?

And I said yes.

So we got out of the car and then she took

out all her luggage.

I didn't think she'd bring like a big

suitcase.

It wasn't a big suitcase.

It was a fairly medium-sized suitcase, but

I wasn't expecting her to bring a suitcase

just for a night or two.

She took out this big suitcase from the

back of her car and I thought, wow, so you

were serious about staying with me at the

hotel.

So I took her up to the hotel.

Top floor of the Lancaster Hotel in

Bangkok.

The penthouse suite.

I got the biggest room on the top floor of

the hotel just because I didn't actually

pay for it.

I paid for the 1-bedroom apartment, but

when I got there, they made me wait for 2

hours.

So as an apology, they said, well, we're

gonna upgrade you for free to the

penthouse suite, the executive suite.

And it was amazing.

The elevator went straight to the top

floor, right above everything else.

It felt like the elevator was never going

to stop going up and just fly out the top

of the building.

And the room was huge.

I don't know how many of you saw the

video, but I filmed the inside of the

room.

It's like a massive penthouse apartment.

2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, huge living room,

kitchen.

And it had a massive hot tub jacuzzi that

we took full advantage of.

The jacuzzi was really nice.

You could have all these bubble jets

coming out of it, and there were different

lights, and you can change the lights

purple, red, green.

And I filled the bath with shampoo or some

kind of foaming bubble stuff, and there

was like a waterfall thing inside of the

hot tub.

And we were in the hot tub for like an

hour.

Sora is doing a collab with Anime Man.

Really?

Sora made this video, I remember, called

Why I Love the Anime Man or something,

brown-nosing him.

And now he's got beef with Trash Taste.

I bet that's just another clickbait for

some stupid Weird Japanese thing.

You know, I wouldn't be entirely surprised

if Sora showed up on Trash Taste.

He's a pretty, pretty big channel now.

I can't believe he was just some loser

with 2K subs when Gimme a Break Man

shouted him out.

Now he's got like a million subs.

His content's so cringe, it's like 2010

style Skits, like the stuff Onision used

to do, these silly skits where you talk to

yourself and you have different

characters.

I hate that style of video so much.

It's just lame.

The only person who does that well is Joel

Haver— Haver, where he has different

characters and he switches between them

talking to himself.

He is the only one who can do that well.

Everyone else is just cringe when they do

it.

But I guess that's the whole theme of his

channel, to be cringe.

You don't need a thumbnail, she has a

photo of him.

Who?

What do you mean?

She has— are you talking to someone else?

2010 YouTube was weird.

People were very strange.

If you use an image from his thumbnail, of

course you will find it.

Oh, you're talking about reverse image

search?

That stuff doesn't work.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I tried it, put in my own picture.

It just comes up saying no results.

It's not hard to find Daniel's channel.

Yeah, but why would you be searching for a

channel