i failed in life, sad and alone forever ：(

I love when

a man tells me I'm tight.

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Yeah,

I really don't feel like I can do this

full-time working thing. It's horrible. I

don't know how you guys do it. It's

horrible. I feel so

tired. God,

it's horrible. It sucks so much.

I delivered 159 parcels today.

Started around 8, finished about 5:00.

Got home about 40 minutes ago.

I think if he asks me to do a double shift

again, I'm going to have to say no.

And it's not even worth it. It's like £90

or something.

Even if I did it every day like that for a

month, it would be only £2,000. Yeah,

okay, it's double the money, but it's like

5 times the work.

Do you know what it's like driving for 7

to 8 hours in

a day? I got such a headache. I hope this

coffee is going to help.

You get such a headache.

Oh, I really can't do the full-time work

thing. I think I made the right decision

coming back to YouTube because if I had no

YouTube and I had to do full-time work,

I'd be so miserable. I wouldn't be able to

do this. I don't know how people do this.

Everyone works. Not everyone does

8 hours of driving, nonstop driving

for 8 hours for their work. Most people

just sit at a desk pressing buttons or

standing behind a counter for 8 hours.

That's easy. Try driving up and

down the whole Devon for 8 hours.

In the rain. I mean, today wasn't raining,

but yesterday was raining. Try doing that

in the rain whilst you're completely

soaked.

Today's not too bad because it was good

weather, but when it's raining, it's

horrible. So horrible.

His parents steal his benefits. I don't

know how they do that. How can they steal

his benefits?

Surely it goes into his own bank account.

How would his parents have access to his

bank account?

It doesn't make any sense.

They get it directly to their account.

Well, why? Why doesn't he have his own

account? Make your own account and

then change your account number. This

doesn't make any sense. I'm gonna go get a

job at Amazon Flex. He can drive, what's

the problem? If I can do it, why can't he

But yeah, I don't think I can do this,

uh, 160 parcels a day thing.

I don't even know what cerebral palsy is.

Yeah, so today, um, I had to do this

other village that I've never been to

before, and it was rubbish. This village

sucks. It's really tight and

cramped, even more cramped than my

village. I thought my village was like

really cramped and small. This village is

a whole other level. So tiny. I mean, it

was— it feels like it's the same size

village, but the whole village is like

really tight roads and very old buildings.

I went to a nice place in the village. It

was like this old, like an old abandoned

coal mine that had been turned into some

kind of museum. Would have been very cool

to go on a date there.

If only I knew someone who found

mines interesting. It looked really cool.

There's a big wheel. They had this museum

and gift shop and like photo— black and

white photos of the workers from 100 years

ago. It was really cool. Very historic

feeling. Basically, the village was built

up from, you know, the coal mining

industry.

Yeah, it was a very nice place. And I

went— I also delivered to this pub and I

went into the pub and it was so cozy. It

had fireplace and so— so— sofas.

It would be so nice to like go on a date

lunch there. If only I had someone to go

on a date with. Too bad.

So cozy in there. Just want to get like

some fish and chips and sit by the

Oh God, so tired.

For some reason I didn't need to piss that

much today. It was weird. Yesterday I was

bursting and then today I wasn't bursting,

but I went to Tesco's anyway after the

first shift just to empty my bladder. And

even though I wasn't really feeling like I

needed the toilet, Loads of wee came out,

like bucketloads, but I wasn't bursting.

It was weird. Maybe the rain really makes

you need to go.

Yeah, today was just grueling.

Doing 2 or 3 hours, easy. Now try doing 6

hours and then half of it is in the

village you've never been to before. And

then you had to, you had to like number

everything because you don't know where

anything is. And then after— thank God I

did that in the morning. I did that in the

morning to get out, get it out of the way

of— and then I did my village in the

afternoon and I felt so nice being

able to memorize every single house and

not have to look at the map.

Yeah, well, it was like 4 hours for the

first 90 parcels and then 2.5 hours for

the village I always do, which had about

70 parcels. But then you've got about

maybe an hour of sorting parcels at the

depot, which you don't get paid for, by

the way, which I think is such a scam.

I don't understand why, like, you spend

half an hour at the depot organizing your

parcels and loading your car, but you

don't get paid for it. You should

get paid for that because it's work,

isn't it? So yeah, it takes like 20

minutes, maybe half an hour to load the

car. So I did that twice, about an hour.

And then if I don't know the area, I can't

just chuck it in the car. I have to number

it. So I have to scan it all again and

then put it in the car. So it takes even

longer.

And all that just to make probably $100.

I remember the good days when all I had to

do was make a YouTube video and I make

hundreds. Just spend a couple hours making

a YouTube video, make more than busting

your balls driving 7 hours.

Yeah, I don't think I can do this. I

really hope it's back to normal on Monday.

No more covering people. Also, the weird

thing is, uh, I delivered one parcel to

this woman and she had the same name as

the driver who has been suspended.

And I thought it was weird because I've

delivered there before and I remember

seeing these these sacks outside of the

house with my company logo on it. And I

thought, that's weird. Why do they have my

company bags? And now I know why. She's—

she lives there and she's one of the

drivers. She's currently been suspended

for stealing, although they claim it's not

her. As would anyone.

Like, how would you prove that she stole?

They're saying that, um, gypsies followed

her and then were pinching the parcels.

What if it was like her friend pinching

them?

Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, the money

would be good if I kept doing it. It'd be

like £2,000 plus my YouTube, be like

£3,000 a month, maybe £3,500 if I include

OnlyFans and PayPal.

It's so tiring.

Oh my God. I think you get even

more tired because of the driving. It

makes you kind of dizzy. The constant

turning and moving about.

It's not like sitting at a desk all day.

I'm definitely not doing this in winter.

I can't imagine doing this when the road's

icy or it's snowy or it's freezing.

I think I did about 150 miles of driving

today. It's crazy.

My brain is like swollen, pulsing out my

I think it should be illegal for— it

should be illegal to make people work more

than 4 hours a day. 6 to 8 hours is just

insanely long. I think I left the house at

about For like half 7.

I left the house at half 7, I got home at

5, and I'm just physically

destroyed.

Yeah, I had enough battery. I used about

75%.

Really can't do this. I just— I think if

any— if I ever get into another

relationship where I'm expected to work

full-time, I can't do it. I don't

care how hot the girl is. There's no way

I'm doing full-time. It's so

horrible. I don't think anything is worth

Having to do full time. Like if I would

literally ditch my own kids to not have to

do full time. I'd rather

die alone and be an incel for the rest of

my life than have to work full time.

There's no woman on earth that

would convince me to do full time. It's

horrible. I hate it.

There's just no way I would be able to do

it.

Does all my income go to expenses?

It all goes to paying off this

never-ending overdraft.

The overdraft just keeps overdrafting,

and then in about 2 weeks I've got to pay

£700 council tax, £900 rent,

electricity is going to be £130.

I don't think anyone's passionate about

delivering parcels. Imagine being

passionate about delivering parcels.

You would have to have some kind of

autistic OCD hobby where

you really enjoy delivering the parcels.

The best bit about the job is is when all

the parcels start disappearing and there's

only a few left,

and then you can go home.

Aren't I good at— aren't I really good and

passionate about drawing? No and no.

I have no desire to draw anything.

I feel like my head is going to explode

and I haven't even had any food yet. I had

a flask of Huel and that's it.

I didn't even have my pancake.

I literally feel like my head's going to

explode. And then I

was getting my weird chest pains as well.

Where it's like, I don't know, a lump

rising up in my chest

and then I feel lightheaded.

Yeah, I need to make some food. I thought

I'd just stream first and talk for an hour

and then we'll go into the kitchen.

Yeah, I definitely feel like this is way

harder than the petrol station job.

Petrol station job, you just stood there.

This is probably one of the hardest jobs

I've ever done, I think.

Every other job I've had, you just sit in

a chair or you stand behind the counter.

I'm thinking maybe I just get a normal

job. Just driving up and down,

getting in and out of the car, carrying

all the boxes. It's so tiring.

Any other person, like, you know, just

imagine any kind of slightly fat woman or

man. There's no way they'd be able to do

this. The amount of stamina you need to do

this is insane. And I'm the guy who

walked 20,000 steps every day in Japan.

I think I've got pretty good stamina, but

this is just wrecking me.

People work 12-hour shifts? Yeah, sitting

in a chair or standing in a shop.

12 hours driving? I doubt it.

God, my glasses, they feel too tight,

like they're squeezing my head.

Yeah, I can't do this anymore.

I really hope he doesn't think I'm still

gonna do the shifts for the people who've

been suspended.

I really don't want to do it.

Also, that route is where a certain

somebody lives.

I wonder if I tell him that, uh,

my ex lives there and she put a

restraining order on me, so I can't go

there. Do you think he'll believe it?

Because I saw one of the parcels and the

address was literally her neighbor.

Okay, I'll tell you something. I shit

you not, whilst I was out delivering,

I saw her car.

Definitely saw the license plate, her car.

I don't know if it was her mum driving it

or— I don't know, it was just parked. I

didn't see anyone inside of it.

But I was honestly just— I was just

delivering and I saw it parked,

that red car.

It was freaky.

And I started getting really nervous

thinking, oh crap, what if she sees me?

It felt kind of weird.

I blocked her, so I don't know if she

messaged me or not. She blocked me, so I

blocked her back, so I wouldn't even

know.

Oh God,

my back was aching as well because there

was a big parcel in the car and I stupidly

buried it under a bunch of stuff. And I

got fed up and I was like yanking it out,

using my back to pull. The problem is when

the parcel's in the cart, you can't really

use your legs to lift because you've got

to bend over to get into the cart. So I

was yanking it and I was getting annoyed

and now my back aches. I think that's why.

And it's so annoying. I keep doing the

same thing. There's 2 addresses that

have very similar names. One is New

Park and the other one is Phillis Park.

And for some reason— so I always put New

Park in the front passenger seat and I

always put Phillis Park in the back left

seat, but for some reason I keep

accidentally putting some New Parks in the

area where I put the Phillis Park. And

then I can't find it. And then I

remember, oh my God, I put it in the wrong

place again. How do I keep doing that

every time? So I know I'm doing

it wrong, but I just can't remember to

not do it again. So frustrating.

I'm like looking everywhere for the new

part 1. I can't find it anywhere. And then

I leave and give up. And then later I find

it and it was in the Fiddes Park area.

All these stupid places, there's like

River Park, River Park Close, New Park.

They all sound the same. You've got Chapel

Close, Chapel Lane, Chapel Park. Can't

they come up with some new names? So

Yeah, really, I like doing it for a couple

hours, but more than that, it's just

unbearable.

I hate it.

I'd rather do OnlyFans.

I need to pee. I came home and I drank a

lot of stuff, so it's all coming out now.

I can't

believe that. I can't believe that if you

did this every day, 6 days a week,

doing this 6 to 7 hours of delivery work

every day, do you know how much money you

would make? Only £2,100.

That's rubbish for

the amount of work. You only make £2K

a month. That's so rubbish.

I am so fortunate because I've got YouTube

and I've got OnlyFans and I got PayPal

donos which helped me make an extra

£1,500. So I can make

decent money, like £3,000 to £4,000 thanks

to my YouTube. But normal people who don't

have YouTube or any kind of supplementary

income, Imagine you do that full time and

that's your life being a delivery driver

and all you make is £2K a month. Less

actually, if you deduct petrol. If you do,

if you do 150 miles a day in

petrol, oh my God, you're going to be

paying like £400 or £500 a month in

petrol. That's insane. That means after

expenses, you only bring home about

£1,500. Oh my God.

They're doing this every single day and

they're only bringing home 1,500.

I make more than that just by shoving

stuff up my bumhole. I actually feel kind

of sorry for the normal normies out there.

God, they're working so hard and they're

barely— they're making peanuts.

£2,100 net minus about £400 petrol

minus— I don't know what else you minus—

car insurance, wear and tear, probably get

tires changed a lot. So after all that,

you're probably netting like £1,400.

I can net nearly that just doing these

boring streams every day.

So not worth it. But these

people have to do it because they're like,

oh, I don't want to do YouTube, people

gonna bully me. I don't want to do

OnlyFans because I'm not gay. Yeah, well,

enjoy your chump change money doing

full-time work. I know what I want to do,

which is not that.

YouTube, doing YouTube so much. I don't

care if people hate me. I don't care if no

one wants to be with me. It's better than

having to work full-time.

Oh no, the internet bullies bullying me.

Who cares? Imagine getting bullied off the

You'd live a happier life if you're

normal. No, I wouldn't. I had a taste of

what being normal is today, working a 7,

8 hour shift, and it was the worst thing

I've ever experienced.

I hate it. Imagine doing this every single

day for your whole life.

Oh God, people sad that

they're okay with doing this because they—

I don't know,

it's just a shit life, isn't it?

Why would you not take some extra money

off YouTube even if it makes you look like

a fool and you get some hate comments?

No, I use proper form when I'm lifting

stuff off the floor, but when stuff is

wedged in the car, I can't be bothered to

unpack everything just to get the box at

the bottom that got buried. So I like put

my back into it and I yank it out. That's

when I injured my back. Did I knock

on any doors? Out of the 159 parcels I

delivered, I probably knocked on 2 doors.

I don't care anymore. I don't even know if

I delivered to the right place. I walked

up and down, I was looking for this stupid

house, couldn't find it, so I just dumped

it at some random door. And then this— I

delivered it to the wrong house. And then

the guy came home and he saw me and

he said, that's not my house. I said, oh,

sorry. What bad timing.

But he was nice. I said, oh, sorry, I'm

Even though it said he had a— there was a

big sign saying the house name that I for

some reason didn't see.

'Cause I'm just, I don't know, I'm

daydreaming 'cause I'm so tired and bored.

And some of these places I drove through

were really beautiful, but it's like you

can't enjoy it because you've got to work.

Drove through some Really nice scenery.

Aren't I afraid my colleagues found my

channel? No, they don't even know my name.

I don't actually— I think some of them do

know my name because the boss talks about

me in third person. He's like, do you know

Daniel's number? So I guess they know I'm

Daniel. They don't know my last name.

Isn't ADHD when you,

when you, when you like focus on multiple

things at the same time? And you can't

focus on one thing. I have the opposite of

that. I hyperfocus on one thing and then I

neglect everything else,

including relationships.

No, that's not— I thought ADHD is when you

got so many things going on in your mind

and you can't pay attention to something.

I don't even know what ADHD stands for.

Automatic Disfigured

Hyperdrive.

Auto— I forgot what it meant.

Attention deficit hyperactive— why'd they

make it such a stupid name?

It's a long word just for saying you get

bored easily. Yeah, I'm already bored of

doing this stupid job.

I wanna go back to being a gay porn star.

Oh,

I think I feel like I'm kind of lucky in

life in the, in the way that I've never

had to do the same thing for more than I

wanted to do it. If I get bored, I just

quit and go to Japan. I feel like

thanks to YouTube,

I never really— I will never really feel

like, oh my God, I have to do this now.

I'm trapped. I have to

be a driver my whole life.

Yeah, I've never, never done the same

thing for more than maybe a year. Who gave

you the ideas to OnlyFans? Well, it was

back in 2020, wasn't it, when OnlyFans was

like really trending.

You have something to fall back on. Yeah,

that's why I would never give up YouTube.

It's just, it's too good of a safety

net. Why would you

get rid of your safety net parachute.

People would kill to be able to make over

£1,000 a month online.

Imagine walking away from that. It's just

completely ridiculous.

It's Saturday. How would I day trade on a

Saturday? Do you not know anything about

markets? Imagine thinking the markets

open on Saturday.

Low. We really

got to find a way so we don't have to

resort to working full-time.

I really would not want to have to do this

I just really need a boost in money for

the first— for the next few months, just

so I can get out of overdraft.

If Cami needs nursing home— people

don't go to nursing homes, they get sick.

And then they go to hospital and then they

die. What, what do you mean nursing home?

The hell is a nursing home?

Oh wow, like, give us advice how to become

famous YouTubers ourselves, please. Just

make a video called Why I Have No Friends.

That's literally all I did, and then I

gained a following. Every single one of

you guys should Go and make a video today

called Why I Have No Friends. Just copy

and paste my title and just, I don't know,

if you have friends, lie and pretend you

don't have friends. And if it goes viral,

you can thank me.

If you get famous, just shout me out.

130 people making I Have No Friends

videos. Surely one of them is gonna go

viral. Those topics do well.

I have no friends. My family

abandoned me. I'm stuck in a dead-end job.

I'm 50 and I have no future. All these

like emo whining topics seem to be

gaining traction. My story being

bullied.

Day in the life of wage slave with no

The gas station YouTuber, uh,

another boring loser who somehow went

viral on YouTube and now has a following.

He's not interesting, funny,

good-looking, anything. He just got lucky

and went viral. His video is shit and

he's boring, but people think he's amazing

because he got a couple million views. I

have no friends, so this is perfect.

Gonna make the video. Thank you for your

priceless knowledge. Oh wow, thanks. Give

me some donos if it goes viral. Yeah,

it's funny because you can be the most

boring, uninteresting, not special at all

person in the world, but you get a couple

million views on YouTube, everyone's like,

wow, you're amazing.

Yeah, you are. You only because you got a

couple million views on YouTube. That's

the only amazing thing about you. Hope

you're okay. Oh wow, thanks, Xiao. Love

you too so much.

Could say the same thing about your

content. Yeah, I know. When I went viral,

everyone was like, oh my God, this Daniel

guy, his content's so good. He's a content

master. He's the king of YouTube.

He's like YouTube algorithm genius. He's

so funny. And then as soon as the views

start drying off, dying off, all you get

is, oh, Daniel's so boring. Oh, you mean

he just sits in his room all day? I'm

literally doing the same thing I was doing

when I was viral, when I was supposedly

so amazing and great, and now I'm so

boring. Well, I'm literally doing the same

thing I was doing when I was married in

Japan. The only thing that

changed was I don't get big numbers

anymore. People are dumb. They see the big

views and they're like, wow, this guy's

amazing. And then the channel dies and

like, this guy's boring.

How was I amazing back then? But now I'm

boring even though I'm doing the same

thing. It's just because they get

blindsided by the view count.

It was more upbeat and quirky. Yeah,

maybe I was

less bitter.

Well, it's hard not to be bitter after

every single one of your dreams fails

miserably.

I felt like I had more success back then.

Channel was doing well, got married, got

girlfriend, got my visa.

Big YouTubers were noticing me and

reaching out. I felt like there was loads

of things to celebrate, and now it's just

loads of failure.

Nonstop. What is even a recent success

I've had? I can't remember last time I've

had a big success at something.

No YouTube views, no big money.

It starts to feel like it's just hopeless.

Doomed to fail.

Just wish I could get some kind of W.

This year.

I can't— I mean, if I'm working full-time,

I can't make a video. I'm so exhausted.

There's no way I could make a video. So

the only day I'd be able to make a video

might be Sunday.

Got a job, got your own place, got a car.

Yeah, I guess those are kind of W's.

I do like my house.

I like my job, but only if it's part-time.

And I guess the car's quite cool.

Your audience turned on you. Yeah,

they got all butthurt because they found

out I was faking stuff and they started

unsubscribing.

If I didn't fake stuff, I would have no

content and then people would get bored.

This is me not faking stuff, and now

you're all bored, aren't you?

You have to fake stuff to, um,

Try and make it interesting because people

are just boring. You got to like try and

create some kind of interest.

Oh wow, like shout. Can you say

I love you, CEO, in Japanese? Ai shiteru,

CEO. Is that good enough?

God, Bee Livery is popping off today. I

keep getting notifications. What are

people ordering? I bet there's Easter

Warburton's White Loaf Toasties, 2

Schweppes Tonic Water Slimlines, Apothic

Red 75 litres, 1 San Miguel,

paying £16.

South of Plymouth, that's miles away.

1 skimmed milk, 4 pints, 1 wag

low fat dog treats, and 2 yellowtail

shad. I swear this woman's eating dog

treats with the wine. Every time she buys

wine, she gets it with dog treats.

Imagine being that degen. You eat dog

treats with your wine.

How was work today? It was exhausting. It

felt like never-ending amount of parts. I

did 159, I think.

And there were too many. I had to leave

behind about 20.

Could be more degen than that. Yeah,

maybe she gets naked and like she puts the

dog treats in the bowl and then gets

Norfalls and then eats it without touching

it. And then she gets drunk and then she

shits on the floor. That'd be hot.

Drunken dog plate.

Yeah, but today was harder than yesterday

because yesterday's one was mainly in the

town, so very close together. Today's one

was half in this horrible little village

and then the other half were all these

farms. I had to drive like 5, 10 minutes

between each farm.

Maybe she has a dog. Yeah, but why does

she get the dog treats with the wine every

time? Why not just order a big bag of dog

treats off Amazon? Why does she— I just

don't get people using this app because

you get ripped off. You have to pay a

massive markup because you're paying for

the luxury of getting someone to go to the

shops for you and buying the item for you.

Why would you— if you got a dog, why not

just buy a big bag of dog treats off

Amazon? It would be way cheaper. But

she'll just buy like 1 or 2 packets with

the wine. I feel like she's snacking on

them.

Now, I delivered to her once and I saw

her. She looks like late 30s,

early 40s, maybe white woman.

Slim. But she had a very red face, like

she was just drunk all the time. How can

she be loaded though, to be able to waste

money on that app? Why not just drive to

the shop and buy, I don't know, 20 bottles

of wine? She keeps buying 1 bottle,

2 bottles on this app where they mark up

the price, I don't know, 40% or something.

Yeah, I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow.

I've barely got any food left. Milk's

nearly gone, flour's almost gone,

and I want— I miss eating proper food like

pot noodles, crisps. I need to stock up on

Kit Kats. I need ramen.

I'm gonna get cabbage, lettuce, green

onions, celery.

What else? Green peppers.

Oh, wow. Thanks, Xiao.

Been watching you since 2018. I wish the

best for you. Wish best for you too.

Is your kanji snow flower?

Why'd you choose that?

Yeah, I'm gonna go food shopping tomorrow,

my only day off. And I'll go to the dump

and then I'll go to Tesco's probably.

And I'll use my— I got 4% discount voucher

on Tesco's, so I might use that.

So if I spend £50, what do I get?

£2 off. No,

wait, 50p would be 1%, 4% would be

£2. Yeah, I get £2 off. Wow,

£2 discount. Yeah, well, if you spend

£100 a month,

4% of that would be £48, so it's

a yearly saving of £48.

Oh, there's so many people outside now

because it's stupid Easter. There's so

many kids everywhere.

I'm driving back home through the town.

So annoying with all the zebra crossings

because I was going quite fast, like 30,

and this guy was walking down the side

footpath and then he suddenly does a

90-degree turn and starts stepping onto

the zebra crossing. But it was too— I

couldn't stop. It was too late, so I had

to like just floor it.

And I felt kind of bad because I should

have— I mean, if the police saw me do

that, I'd be in trouble. I hate that

place. There's so many damn crossings.

The stupid people keep crossing the road.

They just step into the traffic. It's

really annoying. Why did

you leave the EU?

Who, me or my country?

Because I broke up with Mila. Why would I—

why would I go to the EU with— if there's

no girl there for me? I'll probably never

go to Europe again.

Yeah, I hate pedestrians, especially the

old people. They just cross into the road

and they walk really slowly, and then they

put their hand out like that as if they're

using the Force to stop my car. Put your

hand away, idiot.

Sick and tired of all these people just

walking out into the road.

I'm trying to get home. I'm, I'm

exhausted. I've done 6, 7 hours driving.

I just want to go home and then I keep

getting stopped because people keep trying

to cross the road.

This Amazon van just pulled up and this

little woman steps out of it.

Her van's massive.

She looks young. It's weird.

It's like everyone here is just old. So

when you see a young person, you're like,

wow. A young person.

She's probably doing like 200 parcels.

You know what I wish cars would have? One

pedal to go forwards and another pedal to

reverse so you don't have to keep changing

the gear thing. I hate it when you got to

put the brake down and then fiddle with a

little lever. To switch between reverse

and drive. God, I'd love to have a

dedicated reverse pedal. Be so nice.

Invite her for a cup of tea.

I don't know, her body looked nice, but

her face might be ugly. That's the problem

with a lot of people. From behind they

look nice, and they turn around, their

face is like— like that. No lips,

big nose.

Nice baiting title. Imagine thinking the

title actually matters and

the stream isn't just going to be about

the same things That I've been talking

about every single day for the past four

months. Low.

Yeah,

it's very. I don't think I could ever date

a girl who's got thin lips. It's so.

Unattractive. And how do you kiss them?

What do you even kiss if they got thin

lips?

It just wouldn't be nice to kiss them,

would it?

Daniel needs a new girl. I don't know,

I don't think I'm ready.

My heart hasn't mended. I need time.

I need to focus on myself.

I don't see you as a kissing type. Well,

if I find their face attractive, I will

kiss them a lot.

That's why I like missionary.

Yeah, I remember with Chihiro, I hardly

ever kissed her. I— I'd never kissed

her during sex. So where are you now? Do

you like it? Oh, wow, thanks. I'm

currently in England, in the southwest,

in Devon, alone in a house.

Thought I could make a relationship work

here, but it didn't work out and I'm alone

again.

How naive of me thinking someone would

want to be with me as

a YouTuber. No,

I don't really remember kissing Jahira

much at all. Not like tongue-in-mouth

stuff. Yikes.

I would have to really like the girl's

face to kiss them a lot. I didn't hate

Chihiro's face. I just didn't really— I

wasn't a fan of it.

I didn't like her mouth area. I thought

everything above her mouth looked fine,

but then the mouth area Ruined it a bit

for me. She had very thin lips for an

Asian woman.

God, my feet stink. I need to change my

Oh God,

I'm gonna get the fungal lung infection.

Oh God, it stinks so bad. Have a whiff.

Why does it smell so good though? I can't

get a lung— lungal lung infection.

Hmm, I've got green ones.

I swear my feet don't smell, but the socks

smell bad. So I put on a new pair of socks

without washing my feet, and then it

doesn't smell anymore.

Oh wow, thanks, Xiao.

I think you need a bit of mental help.

Skeptical smiley face. How would one

get mental help?

You go to the mental doctor.

Yeah, I just— I don't know. People keep

saying I should go get therapy. I don't

see the point because I would just agree

with everything the therapist says. The

therapist would be like, this is an

unhealthy chain of thinking, Daniel. It is

not good. And I'll say, yeah, I know it's

not good, but I can't stop doing it. It's

like, I know trash talking people on

stream is going to make them hate me, but

I can't stop doing it. How do you stop

doing it? It just feels so good to like

say, oh, this person's so fucking annoying

because of X, Y, and Z, and then they hear

it and then they get mad and then they

don't want to talk to me anymore, and then

I feel sad and a bit guilty.

So I don't really think the therapist can

say anything That will be like, oh my God,

I didn't think of it that way. Wow, that

was so helpful. So what's the therapist

People just are really annoying and it

feels good to trash them. On stream.

I really like— what is my problem anyway

that needs to be fixed so badly that I

can't stop trash-talking people?

Well, that's not gonna change, is it? How

about people just stop being annoying?

How about just don't annoy me? Is that so

much to ask for? It's like you wouldn't

annoy the king of Thailand because he'll

lock you up,

but people think it's okay to annoy me.

Well, that's what they get.

Goddamn B livery, piss off.

Not getting back in the car until Monday.

Well, actually tomorrow for the dump.

Dump P1P.

The thing is, I don't want to change.

What what would I have to change? Oh,

what happens to your Japan streams? Are

they not back up? I might have forgot to

put them back up. I think I just didn't

put up a lot of the streams because I

thought there was just too many.

Yeah, I think my biggest problem is I leak

people's secrets and I trash them on

stream. That's the

main thing that upsets people.

It's just I need stuff to talk about.

Stop lying to people who ask. I didn't lie

to anyone. I'm telling you

right now, I like trash talking people

and I don't think I can stop doing it.

How is that lying? So don't come and meet

me and then be all like, oh, Daniel's not

nice. I'm literally telling you now. I

find almost everyone annoying and I'll

probably trash talk you. So if you can't

deal with that, don't DM me

to meet up. I'm so honest

and upfront on my channel. I don't know

how you would think I'm trying to lie

about who I am. I'm literally telling you

exactly who I am,

so you have no right to be surprised.

Oh wow, thanks, Giannu.

Very generous, my Korean

fans.

Why am I upset today? I feel a bit better

now. My head pounding— I feel a bit— my

head pounding has gone away. Yeah, so I

worked for about 8 hours today and I'm

exhausted, but I feel Rest it now.

Call up Turkish girl. Turkish girl was so

annoying as well. She was like, Daniel's

sweet in real life, but then online he

turns into a monster. I'm not a

monster. You are just annoying.

Bled all over my bedsheets.

And then you made it sound— you made a

post on Reddit and made it sound like I

RIP'd you when I didn't. You could have

left the hotel at any time. Why didn't you

just leave? Like, if you're so unhappy,

why don't you just leave? It's not like I

was forcing you to stay in the hotel, was

I?

She's like, Daniel kept having sex with

me. So if you don't have sex and

leave, what's the problem? I don't

get it. Like, she came to my hotel to have

sex and then she started crying during

the sex. I don't even understand why she

was crying though, because I was playing

Rainbow Six and not giving her attention.

Yeah, she wrote this post on subreddit and

she was like, I was crying and Daniel

didn't even notice. And he kept fucking

me.

How would I notice when the lights are off

and I'm not looking at your face because

you're kind of ugly?

Imagine if I dated her. I think she would

have just been another nightmare

Yeah, she made it sound like I was kind of

grapey when it wasn't like that at

Yeah, I didn't do much foreplay because I

just didn't find her attractive. If you

don't find them attractive, you don't

really want to waste time on foreplay.

You just want to stick it in.

I didn't even know she was crying. I felt

some dampness on her cheek. I thought it

was sweat. When I have sex, I sweat

everywhere. I have— in Japan during

summer, I would have sweat dripping off my

face. I would have to like wipe my face on

the pillow midway because I'd

be sweating so much.

It's not that I don't like doing foreplay,

it's just I only want to do foreplay if

I'm like really turned on. And if I'm not

attracted to the girl that much, then I'm

just not going to be very turned on.

I haven't really. I mean, most exes I

didn't do foreplay because I wasn't— to be

honest, I wasn't attracted to most of my

exes. They were just relationships of

convenience.

I probably only found 2 out of all my exes

actually attractive. I won't tell you

Learn to keep some things to yourself.

Oh, I am keeping some things to myself. I

really wish I could tell you, but I was

told not to talk about it.

God, there's like this massive thing I

want to tell you. Maybe later I can talk

Yeah, unfortunately there are things I've

had to keep secret.

I don't know why people don't like it when

I talk about stuff. It's so annoying.

I've only got 140 viewers. It's not like

millions of people are watching me. Who

cares? There's barely anyone watching me.

I don't understand why people care so

much. Just let me talk about what I want

to talk about. Why do people keep trying

to shut me up? Shut up. Talk about

whatever the fuck I want to talk

about. I just don't understand

it. Why can't I talk about what I want to

So annoying.

But in some cases I have to obey.

Go to chat room, use a random name. No,

that's boring because no one knows who I

am. I used to do that on Rainbow Six.

I'd be playing Rainbow Six, and then when

I'm dead, I'll chat stuff like, oh, my

wife's a bitch and I cheated on her, lol.

And then people just, I don't know, they

The problem is, if I do talk about stuff

that I'm not allowed to talk about, it

will damage relationships that I don't

want to damage.

Who will kill me?

Wow, thanks Anonymouse so much.

I think if people don't want me to talk

about something on stream, they should

make it very clear. Otherwise, I'll just

assume it's okay to talk about.

Oh wow! Thanks. Wow, I'm getting so many.

Can you say I love you, CEO, in Japanese,

please? Greater than. I already said that.

I said I steru. Oh wow!

Thanks, Krypton. Tie me up in your bed and

keep a live feed on me while you're at

work. I'd love that. And for the days I'm

not tied, I'll clean your house and have

dinner ready. Streamathon where

she's tied up whilst I'm at work and then

I come back to feed her.

What's for dinner? I'm gonna make a

combination of Spam and beans with

my famous flour pancake.

I need some serious Protein and carbs

fix my broken body.

I'm nearly out of all my ingredients.

I'm going to go and do a— how much is my

remaining budget? So I've spent— I

think I spent £70 already on food this

month. I spent

£71. I don't know if the seeds I bought

count as food, so I can spend another £50

to stay within my budget. My food budget

is £120, so I'm gonna try and spend

less than £50. The problem is

I'm gonna buy a bunch of junk food like

crisps, pot noodle, ramen, Kit Kats.

Don't listen to them. I'd be a better

housewife. Oh, thanks. Can you cook

Chinese food?

I think I deserve multiple housewives.

I worked hard for it.

Hmm. Um,

I think buying snacks is what's making the

food bill go up,

but come on, you can't live life without

some snacks. Yeah, we should do like

a reality live stream where

I've got multiple girlfriends and then the

viewers can vote off the ones they dislike

and they get kicked out

like Big Brother.

Really gotta cut my hair soon. It keeps

flopping into my eye like this, like that.

I might cut it tomorrow actually, since no

work. Yeah, tomorrow go dump, go food

shopping, cut hair.

That sounds good.

Oh wow, thanks, Theo.

Let's team up and gobble Danny up.

We need Gerbert the Sherbet too.

My house is so white.

Everything's just white.

Oh, my make face. Oh,

I want my face.

Yeah, I kept having to reverse today

because There were more people on the

road. There was this tight country lane.

And then the stupid woman made me reverse

all the way back. And then this car behind

me appeared and he seemed like he didn't

want to reverse. Because usually if, if we

outnumber the oncoming traffic, then the

oncoming traffic should reverse. 2 cars

reversing for 1 car is stupid. So he was

like not moving and I was just wedged in

between these 2 cars. So then he gave up

and then decided to reverse with me. And

then as we moved out of the way and then

the oncoming woman passed, she didn't even

say thanks. She didn't even look at me.

She just looked straight ahead. Stupid

bitch. I just reversed loads for you.

Who TF is Danny? They sound irrelevant.

L. What? I'm Danny.

Yeah, these stupid country lanes. It's so

funny, isn't it? You think in the

countryside where there's loads of empty

land they could make bigger roads?

Why do the roads have to be so tiny?

Just— I just don't get it. You got these

massive mud embankments on either side.

Just get a bulldozer and bulldoze it and

widen the roads. Stupid, isn't it?

And then there was a massive rock in the

middle of the road. I had to stop my car

and get out and move it.

Yeah, I like— I mean, the small roads look

cool, but it's really annoying when a car

comes in and you've got to reverse.

At least I'm getting better at reversing.

My new— my tip for reversing is look

at the side mirrors, not the reversing

camera. And, uh,

if you are reversing to the right, look in

the right mirror. And if you're reversing

to the left, look in the left mirror. And

all you have to do is make sure your car's

not getting too close to the edge of the

road and you'll be fine.

Now I'm pretty good at reversing backwards

on the road.

Before, I was looking at the parking

camera, but that thing is not very good

because It's like really wide angle.

You don't get a realistic

field of view.

Things look further away than they

actually are.

Daniel's driving tips.

Will I go to Japan? If I can become a

successful day trader, Then yes.

I think my whole future depends upon

whether I can become a successful day

trader.

I doubled my day trading account in a week

from £4 to £9.

So if I can do that with consistency and

then start putting some big money in, a

couple hundred, leverage it 20 to 1,

that'd be like trading with thousands.

It's funny, um, CFDs are banned in

America, but in America you do futures

trading and options, but in the UK options

are banned. Isn't that weird? I don't

understand why CFDs are banned. They're