Annoying Things About Having A Japanese Girlfriend

As someone who's been in romantic

relationships with about 5 or 6 different

Japanese women, I wanted to make a video

talking about the negative points of

having a Japanese girlfriend and living

with a Japanese girlfriend. Now I need to

make several disclaimers before I actually

start this video because some people need

extra explaining because they're— I

won't even say it. Okay, so disclaimer

number 1: I'm not trying to generalize or

stereotype every single Japanese woman in

the country because I haven't dated every

single Japanese woman in the country,

unfortunately. The things I'm about to say

are just based off from my own personal

experiences, and I'm not trying to say

that all Japanese girls are like this or

all Japanese girls are like that.

Disclaimer number 2: I'm not trying to say

that Japanese girls make bad girlfriends.

Actually, I think they make amazing

girlfriends. They make the best

girlfriends in the whole world. But, you

know, nothing's 100% perfect, and I'm

British and I like to complain about

things, so in this video we're going to be

focusing on the negative things about

having a Japanese girlfriend. I like to

have a shower and wash my hair at the

beginning of the day after I've woken up

because I want to be clean during the day.

But I've had several Japanese girlfriends

who do the complete opposite of this.

They have a shower and wash their hair

before they go to sleep, Which I've never

really understood. It seems kind of

pointless to make yourself all nice and

clean and then get into bed and go to

sleep and then wake up the next day and

then not shower or wash your hair and then

spend the whole day being dirty and greasy

and sweaty, and then you come back home

and then you have a shower and then you go

to sleep. It seems kind of pointless.

Just because you showered before you went

to sleep doesn't mean you're still going

to be clean when you wake up. 8 or 9 hours

later. When you sleep, you sweat and

grease comes out of your hair, and then

you wake up looking all sweaty and greasy.

I don't understand how you can walk out

the door and go to work looking all sweaty

and greasy. I just think it would be nice

if you had a shower after you woke up and

made your hair look nice then, rather than

making your hair look nice before you go

to sleep. One of my ex-girlfriends used to

eat tomatoes like they were apples. She

would just stand over the sink with this

with this big tomato eating it like this.

And it was just— it was really weird.

That same ex-girlfriend also did weird

things like cracking raw eggs over her

rice and then mixing it all together and

then slurping it up. It looked like she

was eating snot. She also used to love

eating those fermented soybeans called

natto, and she used to put them in the

microwave, and it, it smelled so bad. It

smelled like feet. It smelled like someone

put sweaty socks into the microwave and

started heating them up.

I like to stick my chopsticks into my rice

when I'm having dinner because it stops

them from rolling away and making a mess.

But every time I stick my chopsticks into

my rice, my girlfriend gets upset and she

tells me not to do it. This also happened

with a few other exes and my ex-Korean

girlfriend because not only in Japan but

in pretty much all of Asia It's very rude

to stick your chopsticks into your rice or

into your food because, um, there's

something to do with funerals. When you

have a funeral, you stick chopsticks into

a bowl of rice to respect the person that

died. And if you do this outside of a

funeral, then it's very rude. Obviously,

I wouldn't do this if I was at some kind

of formal dinner with her parents or her

family, but she won't even let me stick my

chopsticks into my own rice when we're

eating together. Without anyone else

around us in our own apartment. I don't

understand what the big problem is. It's

like they're so brainwashed into thinking

that the sight of chopsticks standing

upright in rice is rude that they can't

bear the sight of it. It's like farting

and burping in public is rude, but

everyone does it when they come home and

they're by themselves. When it comes to

practicing safe sex, Japanese girls, in my

experience, aren't very safe. I've never

had a Japanese girl ask me to use a

condom. When having sex. And this is great

because I don't like using condoms. But

then there was this one time when I got

chlamydia from one of my ex-Japanese

girlfriends because, uh, turns out she had

a one-night stand with this guy she met at

a nightclub a few weeks before she became

my girlfriend. And because she didn't use

a condom, I ended up catching chlamydia

from her. And let me tell you, having

chlamydia isn't fun. It was a very painful

and pretty scary experience. I made a

video talking about it in full detail. If

you want to watch that, I'll leave a link

in the description. My girlfriend told me

this story about how she has this friend

who, who's married and has kids, and she

uses Tinder. She hooks up with maybe 6 or

7 different guys every month, and she

caught chlamydia from one of them, and she

was passing it on to the other guys as

well because she wasn't using protection.

And she also ended up passing chlamydia on

to her husband. And then she secretly gave

her husband antibiotics.

I'm not trying to brag, but I speak fairly

decent Japanese, and being in a

relationship with a Japanese girl who

doesn't know how to speak English has,

has never been a problem. The problem is

always when the Japanese girl is really

interested in learning English, and then

she starts nagging me because I don't

speak to her in English. I find it kind of

difficult to talk to one person using

multiple languages. If I'm used to talking

to that person in Japanese, then I feel

awkward speaking to them in English. For

example, I speak to my girlfriend in

Japanese 99% of the time, but sometimes

she just randomly says something in

English to me and she wants me to talk

back to her in English. But I feel really

embarrassed to talk to her in English

because that's not what I'm used to. And

then I feel guilty because I'm not helping

her with her English, and I feel like I'm

the greedy one because I'm making her

speak to me in Japanese all the time. You

see, this is why I don't like being in a

relationship with Japanese girls who want

to learn English. It's so much more

simpler when they just speak Japanese and

they're not interested in English at all.

I even had this ex-Japanese girlfriend who

wanted me to talk to her in English when

we had sex because she said that the sound

of English turned her on, which I can

totally understand because the sound of

Japanese turns me on and the sound of

English kind of turns me off.

Also, I've noticed that a lot of my

ex-girlfriends have been mentally

unstable. I had this one ex-Japanese

girlfriend who— she had burn scars all

over her arms and her neck because she

tried to kill herself by setting herself

on fire. And during the night, she would

pace up and down muttering to herself, I

want to die, I want to die, I want to die.

Was the sex that bad? I'm sorry, but I

wasn't the most experienced person back

then. Jesus. And then with this other

Japanese girlfriend I had, we had so much

sex almost every single day. I was getting

bored of having sex, and I lost my

erection during sex one time, and she got

so upset. She sat in the corner of the

room hunched up, and then she started

crying. She burst into tears saying, you

don't love me anymore. You don't want to

have sex with me anymore. No, I just got

bored with having sex because we've done

it like 6 times today.