quick stream and maybe wheetabix for breakfast

This is such a Bad times to do streams.

There's no people. Oh,

when am I supposed to stream then? I would

have to wake up at 5 AM in the morning,

or I'd have to stream 6 hours later,

which would then be nearly 4 PM

There's hardly anyone on at this time.

The problem is everyone in America is

sleeping, everyone in Europe is probably

at work, which leaves pretty much no one

online.

But this is the time I want to stream. I

don't really want to stream at 4 PM in the

afternoon, and I don't really want to wake

up at 5 AM in the morning. Oh well.

Did I remove the video talking about my

childhood crush? I did,

and I'm not sure why, because one

of the Victoria videos got taken down for

privacy violation. Even though I didn't

violate anyone's privacy, so I decided to

take all of the Victoria ones down just in

case. I didn't get a strike for it, it

just got taken down.

My uncle's coming tomorrow from Australia.

So I thought I'd just do a stream today

um, I don't know, I guess I'll be able to

stream when they're here. It just depends

where they are. I'm not sure what they're

gonna do. They might not be around the

house much.

Last time I saw him was 2016, so it's

been a while since I last saw him. No,

not 2016. 2013.

So it's been about 6 years since I saw

I haven't seen him for ages. I bet he's

aged a lot. He did

come in 2016, or was it '17?

It might have been '16,

but I was in Japan.

Why won't you answer if you're going back

to Japan? Because I don't know if I'm

gonna go back to Japan.

I don't know the answer.

It'll be weird for him coming back here.

My dad was his brother. They were pretty

close. I think my dad and

my uncle were closer to each other than I

was to my dad. I wasn't really very close

to my dad. We didn't talk much.

Even if we were in the same room, we would

barely speak to each other. I just didn't

know what to talk about,

and he kind of gave up talking to me

because every time he did try and talk to

me, I wouldn't have much of a response.

I would just go, oh, hmm.

I don't know what to say to most of the

stuff he would talk about.

Why is my uncle in Australia? I don't

know. I'm not quite sure why.

I think it's because his wife lived in

Australia— lives in Australia, but she's

I'm not sure why she lives in Australia.

I think she explained it before, but I

forgot. My hair's a mess. I might just put

my hat on.

It's a bit cold today.

I don't really want to talk about my wife

because there's not much to say.

I might make a video about it today.

There's not really much to say. We haven't

spoken for a few weeks and,

um,

That's it.

I don't know what I want to do, to be

I don't really want to go back, but then

sometimes I want to go back. I want to

stay here, but then sometimes I don't want

to stay here. I have no idea what I want

If I went back to Japan, my life would

be exactly the same as it is here.

There wouldn't be any difference. I would

just be in— I would just go from being

here to going there and then being in that

apartment. I wouldn't be doing anything

differently. I'd still just be sitting

here doing streams and making boring

videos. Eating junk food.

If I went to Japan, my life would be

exactly the same. Wouldn't be any

difference.

I don't even go outside in Japan. I just

stay at home all day.

I'd be getting sex. I don't really care

about the sex, to be honest.

After you've had chocolate ice cream a

thousand times, do you really care about

having more chocolate ice cream? You want

a different flavor, wouldn't you?

I appreciate people trying to help, but to

be honest, I find all of this advice kind

of useless. Everyone says the same stuff:

get a job, get hobbies,

make friends. So I've done all of these

things before, and they didn't make me

feel any different. Having a job made me

feel more depressed. I've had hobbies

before.

If it was that simple, then I'd be doing

it already. People say you should get a

job, then you have a sense of purpose. I

had plenty of jobs. It's kind of like

people think that I've never had a job in

my life. I've had at least 6 or 7 jobs in

my life. I've had jobs before.

Yeah, I'm pretty depressed right now.

When I feel depressed, my face just feels

so heavy. It feels like this.

It's so hard to smile.

And it's not really because of my dad. I

felt like this before my dad passed away.

Felt like this in Japan. Felt like this

all the time.

It just comes and goes. Sometimes I feel

fine. You can, you can tell from the

videos if you look at my Chris Broad

video. I was feeling pretty happy then.

Usually if I'm feeling happy, I speak

faster, and then when I feel depressed, I

start speaking more slowly.

Chris Broad video, the Why I Don't Miss

Japan video, I felt pretty good, and I

think, I think you can tell if you watch

the videos that I look like

I'm in a good mood.

It might have been because of the big

argument I had with my mum, but after that

I just felt really depressed.

My mum's fine, by the way. My mum just

snaps out of it after about 30 minutes.

You can have a huge argument with my Mum,

and then after half an hour or an hour,

she's completely back to normal.

I don't think that's normal. Normal people

aren't like that. You can't just say all

that stuff to someone and then expect them

to just go back to normal after an hour.

Even if she didn't mean it because she was

angry, it, it still hurts to be told those

things. It still hurts when people say

stuff like that. I can't just forget about

And now she's moaning because I'm not

talking. Why do you ex— why do you think

I'm not talking? She keeps saying, oh,

now I've lost Robert, now I've got a

Robert Jr., another person who doesn't

talk to me. Talk about what?

She just goes around the house screaming,

oh, Robert, why did you die? What am I

supposed to say to that?

Most of the stuff she says you can't

really respond to because it's just her

shouting random things.

It's just really difficult to have

meaningful conversation with her,

and she can't even tell that I'm

depressed. I think, I think it's pretty

obvious that I look pretty depressed right

now, but it's like she doesn't understand

what what it is when people get depressed.

It's like she has no brain sometimes.

I got this SIM card from Three. I thought

I'd do some streams on it, but it's

really, it's really slow. I thought it'd

be 4G, but when I check the signal,

it says H. Sometimes it

says H+. I don't

know what H+ is. It's not even 3G, let

alone 4G. And I checked the

network coverage for this area and it said

excellent. But I can't get 4G,

and it's definitely a 4G SIM card because

the website says all of our plans include

4G. So I just wasted £22

on that. There's no way I could

stream on H. I did a speed test and it

came up to about less than 1 megabits

per second upload.

So, so much for streaming outside. I don't

think that's gonna happen.

The thing I don't like about this shirt is

the collar is really big. And it keeps

going to one side. And I don't have any

funeral clothing, so I think I'm just

gonna go like this to the funeral. What do

you think? The funeral is only gonna be

half an hour, so who cares?

I might wear my dad's jumper, this one.

Yeah, it's kind of black. Just wear

this and

then wear this hoodie on top. I don't

care. It's gonna be half an hour and

then we're gonna go to a pub. I don't want

to stand around in a pub wearing a fancy

suit looking like a moron.

And I might not even go to the pub. I

might just go home. Not— I don't really

think I'll be in the mood for standing

around chatting to a bunch of strangers.

I would just end up sitting there by

myself sipping on some kind of drink,

and then everyone would ignore me as

usual,

or they'd just ask me stupid questions

like, how's Japan? When you going back

to Japan? What's it like living in Japan?

I hate when people ask me that. Well,

what do you think? Living in Japan is

exactly the same as living here, except

everyone speaks Japanese and everyone

looks Japanese. Apart from that, it's

pretty much the same. There's buildings

and there's roads and there's cars.

It's not some kind of alien world.

That's all people ever ask me. How's

Japan? How do you think? Google it.

I don't know. I don't even leave my room.

What's the point of leaving my room?

Leave my room for what? What's out there

that's so fascinating that I haven't seen

already? Buildings. Wow. Concrete.

Wow.

How fascinating.

The postman, he didn't give us anything.

He just drove off.

I go outside every day. I go into the

garden, I kick my football around. I can

do about 11— what's it called?

Keep-me-ups? Kick-ups. I'm pretty good

at it now. I spent about an hour and a

half just kicking a football. Yesterday,

it was pretty fun.

I bought a bike pump and I pumped up my

bike's tires because I want to do a bike

trip sometime. And I also pumped up my

football. I did about 11 or

12. I did 5 or 6 in

a row just on my right foot, and then I

bounced up onto my knee, and then my left

knee, and then my left foot.

I'm getting pretty good.

I quite enjoy that.

And I bought this.

This clamp goes onto your bike, then you

can fix on this.

I can fit this on and

then put my phone onto it,

and it goes onto the handlebar of

the bike so I could film myself riding the

Maybe do a time-lapse.

Postman's here.

I'm getting loads of pimples here.

We got the house valued a few days ago.

Quite surprising. Um,

the man said that this place is

easily worth at least 850,000,

maybe even more than 900,000.

We were expecting it to be only around

500,000 or 600,000. Nearly— it's nearly

a million pounds value.

He said he could imagine someone who works

in London, who's earning a bit of that

London money. He kept saying that,

earning that London money, and they, they

would want some kind of— they want to

enjoy the Kentish countryside. He could

imagine them living here.

I couldn't, because then you'd have to

spend an hour and a half on the train

every day to go to work into London.

He said it's because the land is so big.

He kept saying the land is very imposing.

I'm not sure what he meant. Doesn't

imposing mean Threatening,

imposing. Is that kind of like a scary

thing? He said our

land is very big compared to

properties at the same price.

It's a pretty big piece of land. I can't

believe my granddad bought it for £200.

It's huge,

and we don't even have all of it because

we cut off about 40% of the land and sold

it to my uncle, and he built his house on

it. So it was originally— it was nearly

double in size.

He was a nice man. It was a bit weird

because I was the only person here in

the house when he got here, and he rang

the doorbell, and then he said, is your

mum here? And I said, no, she's at work.

And then he said, oh, I think she's just

coming back from work, so I'll wait

outside and have a look at the land. And

then I said okay, and I thought, I thought

my mum wasn't coming home until much

later. And then my sister came home,

and then he said to my sister, I think

we're just waiting for your mum. I spoke

to her earlier on the phone. That wasn't

my mum, that was my sister. That you were

speaking to. As if my mum could speak to a

real estate person and know what she's

talking about. My sister spoke to

him on the phone and set everything up.

He must have thought we were teenagers or

something. I don't know, he just spoke to

us as if we were kids.

It's kind of irritating when, um,

People speak to you like you're a kid when

I'm actually 30 years old. They ask me

things, is your mum home? Is your dad

I'm 30 years old, I'm not a kid.

Gets a bit irritating sometimes.

Me acting like a kid is kind of irrelevant

because how would they know how I act?

They don't even know me. I don't act in

real life like I do in videos. If you

think I'm the same person in videos as I

am in real life, then you're in for a big

surprise. I'm not like this

in real life.

I get all these dumb comments from people

saying stuff like, oh, of course you can't

get a nice girlfriend. Have you seen the

way you behave in videos? As if they think

that I behave in real life the same way as

I behave in videos and I say the same

things. Are people that stupid?

Seriously, do you think I'm like this in

real life? My God,

do you think I go on dates and I start

talking about cumming on my cousin's

underwear? Come on, use your brains.

If you met me in real life, I'd be a

completely different person. I'd be

nothing like I am in videos. I'm in— I'm

like— I'm the way I am in videos because

I'm by myself and I feel comfortable. I'm

not like that in front of people.

I thought that was pretty obvious, but

apparently not, because people seem to

think that I'm— I act the same in real

life. And people

call me the stupid one. Oh, I can't

believe it. They say stuff like, why

didn't you kiss your wife? Why didn't you

hug your wife when you said goodbye? Uh,

maybe it's because I was kissing and

hugging her When I wasn't filming.

I didn't film us having sex either.

Doesn't mean that we didn't have sex.

The amount of stupidity in the comments

makes me want to cry.

Can't believe it.

It's the same as the, why don't you help

your wife, stupid comments. So when I'm

helping her, obviously I'm not filming.

Just because I don't film myself doing

something doesn't mean I don't do it.

What is my passion? Well,

that's a good question. It used

to be learning Japanese and

drawing. Those were my passions. But now,

playing Rainbow Six,

That's about it.

And doing keep-me-ups with my football, I

can do about 12. I think that's pretty

Why don't I learn another language?

Because I've realized that learning

languages doesn't make me happy, and it's

just a pain. I'd rather just stick to

English.

My favorite Bullet For My Valentine song?

I think it's one called

Dead to the World or something like that.

Sounds very emo.

What makes me happy?

I watched the Alex Jones Joe Rogan

podcast. That made me pretty happy.

Alex Jones makes me laugh.

Best 4 hours spent ever. It's just

so good. The stuff he talks about sounds

so crazy, but then you look it up and he's

not talking rubbish. This stuff actually

exists, but the way he speaks makes him

look like a loony. But it's so funny. He

starts ranting and raving about it.

But you can look up what he's talking

about and there's articles and there's,

there's, um, evidence of it actually

happening and existing.

They're making the frogs gay. The Turning

the Frogs gay. I love that man.

He's so funny.

I don't really care if it's true or not.

It's interesting to listen to. And the way

he talks and the way he delivers the

information is just so entertaining. It

just makes you laugh, the stuff he says.

Even if it's true or not.

I wish I could be like that.

Being— I wish I could be interested in

everything, and I wish I had a curious

mind. I just don't really care enough. To

want to find out about things. I'd rather

just not know.

Why are my bins on the road? That's the,

um, the neighbor's bins. They stole one of

our bins. Our black bin has gone missing,

and guess who stole it? I'm pretty sure

no one else would steal it on this road.

Apart from, you know, the people who are

known for theft and violence and not being

very nice people. I don't think it takes a

rocket scientist to figure out who took

our bins.

Everyone who lives in this neighborhood

are pretty much loaded and fairly

well off, apart from the this bunch of

pikeys who live in a field in a caravan.

So yeah, who else is it gonna be?

But even my uncle next door, he said

someone took his bin as well.

There was this show, documentary on TV

last night about knife crime in

London and big cities in England. It's

kind of scary. There's all this drug stuff

going on and kids get themselves into

gangs and they carry knives. There's all

this stabbing happening. Just makes you

not want to live in London or a city. My

sister even said someone got stabbed

outside on her street once. In Lewisham,

where she used to live.

See, you can take away guns, but it

doesn't stop people. People just use

knives instead. You take away knives,

then they'll just use something else,

won't they? They'll get a chisel or a

screwdriver. If you ban gardening tools,

then I don't know, they'll start getting

planks of wood and sharpening them into

stakes. You can't really prevent people

from killing people. If they want to do

it, they're going to do it. The drugs,

the drugs are the problem. You have to get

rid of all this drug stuff.

What are they gonna do, ban knives?

You can't ban knives. You just go onto

Amazon, you can buy a kitchen knife. We

have about 10 knives in the kitchen.

Yeah, after seeing stuff like that, it

doesn't really make me want to go outside.

Looks pretty crazy out there. I don't want

to walk down a dark street in London then

get stabbed by a bunch of kids.

This might be boring, might be boring

here, but at least there's no people and

I'm not gonna get stabbed.

I'd take boring and dull over stressful

any day and dangerous.

I think it's also bad parenting. I mean,

what are these parents doing? Aren't they—

aren't they keeping an eye on what their

kids are getting up to? Why are they just

letting their kids run all over the place

doing whatever they want? People don't

know how to be parents, be responsible

Same thing with YouTube, all this pedo

stuff, blaming YouTube for it. Blame the

parents. They should be keeping an eye on

what their kids are doing, what their kids

are watching. They just give them a

smartphone, let them get up to whatever

they want to do, and then blame YouTube

and the internet. Yeah, the internet's not

really a very safe place. There's lots of

messed up stuff on it,

but it's kind of your responsibility as a

parent to keep your kids safe and make

sure you know what they're looking at and

doing.

Blaming YouTube. And then what happens is

people like me, we suffer because the ads

get pulled and our videos get demonetized.

Because of something we're not even

responsible for. Channels are getting

their comment sections disabled because of

this adpocalypse too.

How is disabling the comments and taking

ads away from the videos gonna get rid of

the pedos? They're still there. They're

still watching the videos of kids.

They're not just gonna vanish because you

demonetize a video. It's completely

pointless. It's not going to fix the

problem at all, and then you end up just

punishing the creator for something that

it's not his fault. So dumb.

I haven't been affected yet. I'm still

getting ads, still getting good ad

revenue, fortunately.

But it would suck if I woke up one day and

I just found all of the comment sections

of my channel has been disabled for

something I'm not responsible for.

Pedos, they're always going to be there

unless you track them down.

And lock them up.

I'm gonna see what the postman brought.

Today, maybe I'll make a cup of tea.

English love. Very good.

My mum wrote a message for the bin men.

And she spelt wheelie bin, willy bin.

She thinks that wheelie, it's supposed to

be W-H-E-E-L-I-E, but she spelt it

W-I-L-L-Y, as in penis.

The willy bin. She said, someone took our

black willy bin.

That's pretty funny.

And we got a letter from— it's so

sad, we still get, we still get letters

from my dad.

Wyvale Garden Centres, Mr. Robert Lord.

He bought a lot of new plants by the shed.

There's about 10 or 15 Not

10, maybe 10 plants in pots.

I think he was getting them ready for

spring and he was going to plant them.

I'm not sure where he was going to plant

them. He had them all

prepared. He must have been looking

forward to spring so he can get back out

into the garden.

Your reward voucher— vouchers are here.

Oh, he has £15 on his reward voucher.

A £5 reward voucher, 25% off.

200 bonus points.

I still don't understand how people enjoy

gardening. It just seems kind of boring.

You buy a plant and then you put it in the

ground and then you put water on it. I

don't understand it.

Just seems kind of boring to me.

Create a tiered herb planter.

Or you just buy it from the shop.

The tastiest way to help the planet. Yora

for dogs. Pets Corner half price.

I'd like to have a dog. They look nice.

Get ready for spring. Oh, my dad was

getting ready for spring, then he Fucking

died, didn't he? Get ready

for spring. Get ready for the funeral,

more like.

If I could, if I could bring my dad back

to life, but I had to sacrifice 15 years

of my own life, I would totally do it.

So unfair.

Give your garden some love this spring.

Jobs for the month: select young starter

plants to grow in a greenhouse, sow hardy

annuals outdoors— what does that mean?

Plant shallots, onion sets, and early

potatoes. Mow lawns once they start

growing. Use weed killers on paved and

gravel areas. Ho— hoe and

mulch weeds to keep them under control.

Do I have to do that as well? Kill the

weeds? And does it really matter?

Weeds are plants as well. Weeds have

feelings too. Why does everyone hate

Spring is here and there's lots to do

outdoors.

Oh, this makes me sad.

I should stop looking at it.

Oh, fucking hell. I hate emotions.

Now I need tissues. It's all your fault.

Good thing I bought lots of tissue paper.

45 rolls of Andrex.

I'm not crying, I just have a runny nose.

I can't look at gardening at the same way

Anything gardening-related sets me off as

well now.

Fucking gardening.

Great British breakfast,

£7.50. What a rip-off. I could make

10 English breakfasts for £7.50.

You can get a packet of bacon for £2.

Look. Oh, you can't see because

this stupid webcam doesn't focus.

There's an egg, 2 pieces of bacon, baked

beans, tomato, 2 sausages, a hash brown,

Mushrooms and black pudding. And there's

a big breakfast sandwich.

2 pork sausages, 2 rashers of smoked

bacon, and a fried egg for £5.

What the hell is this?

Fertilizer. Fish blood and bone.

Ugh. Fish blood and bone fertilizer.

Chicken manure pellets.

How can someone just die? Don't get it.

Oh, was there a horse? I heard, I heard

it, but I didn't see it.

It's shitting all over the place.

Am I ever gonna hit 100K subs? Probably

not. People keep unsubscribing. I don't

know why, and no one's even saying why

they're unsubscribing. Usually you'd get

at least a few people saying why they're

unsubscribing. People just leaving, not

even saying anything. I'm gonna go

back down to 88k if this continues.

It's okay. I've lost more in the past. I

lost nearly 1,000 subscribers when I made

my black women video. Didn't even say

anything bad about black women. I was

complimenting them, saying that they were

this and that, and then all these black

women got upset, saying that I was calling

them unfeminine when I didn't. I said that

they're not— I said— I'm not gonna say it

again because I don't want to upset

people.

They're just bored. That's the only reason

why someone would unsubscribe, because

they're fed up and bored and they don't

want to watch anymore. Fair enough.

I'm not here to, to be your monkey and

dance and make you laugh.

I'm just here to chat and talk about

what's going on. My life. If you want to

listen, that's great. If you don't, then

get lost.

Don't really know what people are

expecting when they subscribe. Amazing

high-quality content? You're not gonna

find it here.

I only dance like a monkey for Super

Chats. I don't dance for free.

I only unsub to people when I stop

watching their videos and I want to stop

seeing their videos pop up. Who did

I unsub to? I don't really sub to many

people in the first place, but I was

subbed to a bunch of people who I don't

even watch, so I unsubbed.

I feel kind of stupid because when my dad

was in the hospital, the nurse asked us

what kind of music he liked because they

were gonna— they started playing music for

him. The, uh, the week before

he died. And I thought he liked Arctic

Monkeys, but I got confused. He actually

likes a different band called Snow Patrol.

So I went downstairs and he has all these

Snow Patrol albums. I thought it was

Arctic Monkeys.

I think I got confused because it's kind

of— they're both kind of snow-related.

Snow Arctic.

They're both cold winter things, so I

thought it was Arctic Monkeys. I don't

think he's ever listened to Arctic

I'm not sure if he heard me when I said

Arctic Monkeys.

I don't know much about bands.

There's about 4 different bands that I

like, and that's it.

I don't even know what music my sister

likes. I've never heard her listen

to music. I'm pretty sure my family

doesn't know what music I like either. I

bet my, my dad couldn't even tell

me what my favorite band is.

I don't listen to music now because it

makes me feel sad. I listen to the lyrics,

and if the lyrics remind me of my dad or

anything, I just feel really depressed.

So I'm a bit scared of listening to music

I was listening to Snow Patrol on YouTube

just to see if I recognized any of the

songs my dad used to play. There's one

where he says, if I just lie here, would

you lie with me? And then I kept picturing

my dad lying in the bed in hospital,

imagining it was, it was my dad saying

that stuff. It just made me feel so

depressed. I don't want to listen to music

Scary.

Do I feel better out of depression

recently? Um, I feel a bit better today.

Might take a few more days until I'm back

to normal.

I prefer podcasts. I find podcasts and

really long, long-form videos to be quite

comforting. It's just nice to listen to

someone talking in the background about

I prefer that over music.

Music makes me get all emotional.

I wonder where my dad's point card is.

He had 1,560 points.

I don't

get it. How can someone just die?

I need to plan today.

I might make my I Think My Marriage Is

Over video today and then

make bacon and eggs for the cooking

segment. My mum's

not here, so I have a good opportunity to

do a do a cooking video today.

Won't be able to make those when my

uncle's here.

I don't really know if there's much to say

about it. It'll just go, I haven't spoken

to my wife for 2 weeks. She went back by

herself and then she found my SD card and

there was some stuff on the SD card.

And, and, um,

I'm not really sure what else there is to

it.

I don't really want to talk

about what's on the SD card because, um,

Well, I would end up losing more

subscribers, and I don't really feel like

losing more than I already am.

And if I described it, the video would get

demonetized straight away.

Is pretty bad.

Let's just say that there are various

forms of pornographic

content on that SD card that

I would have preferred my

wife not seeing.

No, it's not bestiality. It's not— it's

not child-related.

I was just reading a comment. Some idiot

left a very long comment saying that I

whine and complain too much,

which is ironic. He's whining and

complaining that I whine and complain too

much, which makes him a hypocrite. If you

don't like whining and complaining, why

would you click on a video that's titled

negatively where there would obviously be

whining and complaining? If the

video starts with my problem with,

then I think it's pretty obvious that

there's going to be whining and

complaining in the video. It's not going

to be a positive video, is it?

If you don't like whining and complaining,

then don't click it. It's not hard.

I don't like Barbie. I don't go to the

cinema and watch a Barbie movie and start

complaining because there's Barbie in it.

Stupid people.

Oh, I'm bored. I don't know

what to do.

Should I bring out the Weetabix? I think

it's time for Weetabix, and then I

might go out in the garden and make the

video. It's a bit windy though. I'm not

sure where to make the video.

If I don't make the video, then I don't

really have anything else to make.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, sometimes I just can't be arsed.

This is

a special Weetabix.

It has added protein. Has added

protein in it.

Oh, it's hot! I can't hold it with one

hand. Oh,

smells like

cardboard. Oh, there's no room to put it

anywhere. My fingers are burning.

How does Jordan Peterson survive from only

eating beef? That's crazy. I said to my

sister, why don't you try eating eating

only beef since she's kind of fat. I mean,

she has difficulties staying slim,

and she never eats junk food. I've never

seen my sister eat a burger or a piece of

bacon or a pot noodle. She always eats

salad and maybe a boiled egg, and she's

so much bigger than I am.

I think she weighs about 60 kg.

I weigh 46 and I eat like a pig. I have

burgers, I have pot noodle, I have packets

of crisps.

She's not fat. She's, um, I don't

know, she's what you would call thick.

But I think she puts on weight easily. I

think if she ate the exact same things

that I ate, she would be very fat.

I think it's because I just don't eat

much. I have Weetabix for

breakfast. How many

calories is 2, 2 pieces of Weetabix?

I don't think I have enough calories. I

probably don't even have I don't even eat

more than 1,500 calories in a day.

And for lunch, I'll have bacon and eggs,

or pâté on toast and an egg,

or I'll have pot

noodle. That's a couple hundred calories.

And then for dinner, I'll have rice and

some meat and vegetables, or potato and

meat. That might be about 400 calories.

So I'd be surprised if I was eating more

than 1,500 calories. Doesn't the average

male need about 2,500 calories?

I'm probably undereating.

I just don't feel very hungry.

Does my family know about the SD card? I

told my sister, but I didn't tell her what

was on it. My mum doesn't know. My mum is

still chatting to my wife. It's kind of

awkward now.

The problem is if I describe what's on the

SD card, I'll get a load of people

unsubscribing.

I don't think people would unsubscribe

because I didn't tell them.

Can you imagine if it was the Australian

guy and my wife together video?

Maybe I contacted the Australian guy and I

paid him to send me his videos of her and

I kept it on an SD card. No, that's not

it. That would be interesting though.

That would be

funny.

That idiot in the comment was complaining

about my clickbait titles. I feel

insulted when people say that I have

clickbait titles. Look at this.

It says, whenever your video is in my

recommendations and I watch it for a few

minutes, all I can see is complaining.

This negative whiny bullshit. Did a quick

check on your channel. Even more drama

with clickbait titles. It's not clickbait.

I think my titles are very good and the

video content is very relevant to the

title, therefore making it not clickbait.

Yeah, the titles are designed to get

people to click because I want people to

click on it, otherwise I wouldn't make it.

It doesn't mean it's clickbait.

When it comes to making videos, the title

is the most important thing.

And you might say, well, the content is

the most important thing, but if the title

is shit, then it doesn't matter how good

the content is, people aren't gonna click

on it.

The title has to be interesting.

That has to make you want to click on it.

There's nothing wrong with it. Why is it

bad to want people to click on your

Besides, I don't understand why people

complain about me clickbaiting so much.

Have you seen PewDiePie's titles? He has

things like Will Smith hosts meme review.

Does Will Smith host meme review?

No. He maybe just looks at a Will Smith

meme for about 2 seconds, then he titles

his entire video Will Smith hosts meme

review. No one complains when PewDiePie

At least the stuff that I talk about in

the video actually happens. And it's

actually relatable to the title. How dare

you call my titles clickbait?

Everyone clickbaits, and on the scale of,

of clickbaiters, I don't really clickbait

compared to what other people do.

Look at PewDiePie copying my content. Q&A

with future wifey. Copying me. Then he

gets 9 million views, which is almost more

views than I have on my entire channel

just from one video. He gets 10 million

views just from one video when it takes me

4 years to get that.

And he doesn't even give me a shout out.

Just shows you what kind of person he is.

There's this channel called Colin Furze.

He does some pretty crazy stuff. The jet

bicycle.

It's a bicycle and it has this— it has 2

massive exhaust pipes on it. He makes

good stuff. He's pretty creative, pretty

clever.

Oh, my dad would be so proud if that was

me. Imagine if that was me. Imagine if

I was like my dad and I was inventive and

I was interested in mechanical stuff, and

then I used that knowledge and skill to

make a cool channel like Colin Furze that

people respected and enjoyed.

My dad would be so proud. I know nothing

about electronics and gears and

mechanics. All I know how to do is

bitch and complain and talk about sex.

I wish I had a respectable channel

sometimes, something my parents could be

proud of.

I tried to be a camera review channel back

in the day. I used to buy different lenses

and review them, but it's expensive when

it— when you're spending £200 to £500 on a

lens just to make £50 off a video,

it's not really gonna work.

I don't really need

to buy cameras now because cameras on your

phone are so good. My iPhone

X camera is really good. I don't need to

buy a separate camera.

I don't take photos anyway. Don't even

have any photos. There's nothing to take

photos of. You can go outside and take a

photo of a flower or

my cat.

My dad got upset with my videos. My mum

used to try showing them to him and he

would say, I don't want to see. If I want

to see Daniel's videos, then I know how to

search for them myself.

Sometimes he would send me an email

responding to one of my videos saying that

He said he was upset with my perception of

him. He said,

I'm upset to hear that you think of me in

that way. And he said, my own father

wasn't interested in what I do, but at

least I helped you do this and that. I

said to him, don't take my video so

I'm surprised he saw it. I'm not sure why

he would have clicked on a video titled My

Response to Gimme a Break, Man.

I told him to not take my video

so seriously, and I just said that I'm

just joking around most of

the time. And then after that,

I don't think he was so upset about it

I'm not always 100% serious. I do like to

joke around sometimes.

I think, I think people take me a little

bit too seriously.

Sometimes I am serious, and then sometimes

I'm just kind of taking the piss out of

things or trying to get a reaction out of

certain people like Nobita or Chris.

I just find that amusing. The whole point

of the Chris video was to see if I could

get a reaction out of him, and I did. And

the whole point of the Nobita video was to

see if I could get a reaction out of him,

and I did. So I got what I wanted.

If they just ignored me, then I would have

But it's all true stuff. I was angry about

the copyright strike, and I was upset that

Chris didn't follow up on the drink we

were supposed to have. And people

said, why didn't I reach out to Chris?

And that was because Because

I didn't really care that much about

meeting up with him. It would have been

nice, but I wasn't desperate to go and

have a drink with him.

And I didn't want to be pestering him,

messaging him all the time saying, when

are you free? When are you free? Can we go

and have a drink? It just makes me seem

kind of desperate.

And it would have been nice if he messaged

me first.

I already told him when he said,

I'll be down in Osaka later this year and

we could go for a drink. I said that I

would love to and That,

that sounds great. So I

was waiting for him to tell me when he was

free because, you know, I'm free all the

I don't message people inviting them out

because— I

don't know why. I just don't feel

comfortable doing it. I'm not the kind of

person that invites people to things.

How did Chris react? He just— he left some

comments on the video, just joking around.

He thought it was all just a big joke, I

guess.

You say in your how to get a shag video,

don't be afraid of making the first move.

Yeah, when it comes to girls, but when it

comes to guys, I couldn't really care less

if we meet up or not because, um, I don't

really want to shag guys.

Yeah, that's another thing. Of course

Chris won't hang out with you. He has tons

of other friends. I don't like people who

have lots of friends.

I don't want to be just another one of his

100,000 friends. I want to be the

friend of him. If he already has a billion

friends, then I don't need to be his

friend because he always has— already has

lots.

I like being friends with people who, who

don't have many friends, and then we can

be like special friends.

That's why I don't like the popular people

at guesthouses. I like being friends with

the people who aren't very popular.

Then at least we can feel like we have

Why didn't I invite my cat to my room? My

cat hates me. She always runs away. She,

she doesn't come near me.

I was good friends with this Japanese guy

at the guesthouse, and he was a bit of a

He was separated from his wife, staying at

the guest house. I quite liked him.

And I was quite good friends with the

Iranian girl. She was a bit strange as

well. I guess I'm just more attracted to

strange people. Normal people are just a

bit boring to me.

Well, I think I'm gonna go. Don't really

have much else to say. I need

to do some cleaning. Uncle's coming

tomorrow. I need to prepare a video. I

need to do my bacon and egg video whilst

I have the house to myself, and then some

Rainbow Six. Sounds like a plan. I think