Living on a Luxury Sailing Boat after my girlfriend KICKED me out

Oh, look at my

new boat.

Hmm,

let's go inside.

My new home.

Wow, I'm in a boat!

Look at my new house. My boathouse.

Oh wow, there's a captain's jacket.

Should I wear it?

What's in

here? So this is the living room,

I guess. I like

the, um, The furniture, very fancy.

Oh, look at this.

Maybe I shouldn't touch it.

Oh, look at this stuff.

Very cherry. Okay,

so we'll go downstairs.

So this is the bathroom.

We've got 2 dishwashers— I mean washing

machines, not dishwashers. I've got my

shaver. That I put there earlier.

And this is the bathtub. Wow. And they've

got these incense sticks, I guess. What's

this? Candle.

Very romantic. Yes, got a nice jacuzzi

hot tub and

a sink with mirrors.

And we've got the toilet over here.

And he said when you flush it, you're

supposed to push this down for about 1

minute or 2 minutes. You don't just press

it and then leave. You have to sit there

holding it down. It's kind of strange.

And he also said, um,

not to flush toilet paper down the toilet.

So you have to put it into this bin. But

if I'm doing my business and I just put it

into the bin, is it— isn't it going to

stink? It's going to smell bad.

Hmm, kind of weird.

Okay, going into here, we have the

kitchen. We've got

a nice big round table. He gave me some

wine.

Heritage selection from 1690.

He didn't actually say if I could drink

it, but I'm guessing it's for

the guests. I don't really like wine

anyway, so maybe I'll just have some

apples. And here we have the kitchen

Sink. Some kitchen things.

Kettle. Coffee stuff.

Oh, mini crackers!

Maybe I'll have some of those.

Tiger Nutties grilled barbecue.

Those might be tasty.

Lots of tea, Morocco mint, and spices.

And over here we have a microwave toaster

oven. Whoa, nearly broke

it. From Siemens.

Cleaning stuff. Oh, it smells weird,

like, um, like spices.

Cumin spice. So we've got a nice

seating area over

there, so you can just relax here.

TV's a bit far away to watch it though.

Nice dining table, seats 5 people,

so you could sit here, have your dinner

with your friends and family.

And then a water machine and the

bedroom. The bed's kind of high up,

you've got to climb into it. I don't know

why they made it so high up. It looks a

bit short, doesn't it? I know I'm not very

tall, but aren't my feet going to be

poking off the edge?

So that's where I'll be sleeping tonight.

Let me try and get into the bed, see what

it's like. I'm not sure why— why

do they make the bed on this platform

raised up? Why didn't they just make it

lower so you don't have to climb into it?

Oh, it's quite nice. Oh, it goes further

back. So yeah,

it's quite good actually.

Ceiling's a bit, bit low, so you

have to be careful not to bang your head.

What's up here? Oh look, there's a hatch.

So I'm gonna be staying here for a few

nights. It's pretty expensive. Oh look,

I can do exercise!

It's been

such a long time since I lifted weights.

2 kg. Oh no,

there's 2 2 kgs and 4 1 kgs,

so that's about 8 kg.

Oh yeah, I might leave this down here so

I can do some exercise a bit later.

Where's a safe place to put it?

Oh, finally a place where They've got

weights. I wonder if the

guy who owns this uses it. I met him when

I first came on board, didn't film it

obviously. He was quite an old guy, I

can't imagine him doing weightlifting,

pumping iron. Oh, I feel

a bit tired now. So yeah, I'll be staying

on my boat for a few nights. It's pretty

expensive, it's about £150 a night, so I

can't really stay very long.

I thought it'd be interesting, I've never

stayed on a boat before.

And then What will we be doing?

What's behind

this curtain?

Oh, is it a vacuum cleaner?

Vacuum cleaner, toilet paper.

Shampoo and stuff. I'm looking forward to

having a bath in this.

It looks really nice.

Oh, so you could sit up here or you could

sit down there. Where did I put the key?

Did I leave it in the door?

He said be careful not to leave the key

inside and then get shut in— I mean, get

shut out, because then you can't get back

in. That'll be embarrassing.

Um, not really sure what else to do now.

Oh, the boat next to us just left.

Kind of scary getting on. You have to

climb up this metal ramp, and it's so

wobbly. Keeps moving around.

There's a little step here. Didn't notice.

Oh look, it's a little bird.

Going for a swim.

I wonder how much it costs them to buy

this boat. Must be thousands,

probably tens of thousands. And then

how much does it cost to keep it parked

Sailing stuff. How would you even sail

this?

Seems so difficult to sail a boat. You

would have to get all the sails up, make

sure the wind is blowing in the right

direction, make sure you don't crash

it into something.

I can't believe some people swim in this

water. It looks so green and dirty.

I don't think I would want to swim in it.

Oh look, this is the steering wheel.

The steering wheel.

But how do you see where you're going if

you're standing here steering it?

I guess you can see over the cabin area.

It does sway quite a lot as well.

Hopefully I won't get seasick— motion

sick.

Not sure

if I should bring my bag down or leave it

up here. I guess I should— could take it

down. Do I need to?

No, I don't think I need to. Just leave it

So I need to get food. I'm pretty hungry.

I'm not sure if I'll do any cooking. I

could do, but I don't really feel like

eating homemade pasta again. I want to get

something tasty.

Whoa, I thought I broke it.

I thought it was going to swing out, not

come down. What, what's this?

Oops. Yeah, so this is

where I'll be staying for a bit. Hope you

enjoyed my boat tour.