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Nightshift at the Petrol Station - Vlogging at work [0frp1tHu7ek]
2017-03-17 · 6 min
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I've got 2 more hours until I finish.
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0:01–0:03 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_0I've already finished all my jobs. At
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0:03–0:07 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_1least my bloody coworker isn't here. It's
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0:07–0:10 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_2so peaceful, no people.
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0:10–0:12 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_3I don't know what to do. I've got 2 hours
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0:15–0:18 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_4to kill.
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0:18–0:18 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_5Yeah, the work's easy when I'm alone, but
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0:31–0:33 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_6it's just so boring. 8 hours of doing
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0:33–0:37 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_7pointless tasks. Is this how I want to
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0:37–0:40 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_8spend the rest of my life? No,
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0:41–0:43 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_9not really. Oh look, there's a van coming.
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0:44–0:47 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_10Great, more customers. Can't they just go
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0:49–0:52 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_11home? You see, this is what
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0:52–0:55 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_12I don't understand. When I'm working with
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0:56–0:57 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_13my coworker, he always seems really busy
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0:57–0:59 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_14and he doesn't finish all his jobs until
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0:59–1:00 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_15like 5 5 AM. I'm— I've done
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1:01–1:05 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_16all the jobs by myself tonight and I've
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1:05–1:07 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_17already finished everything and it's only
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1:07–1:09 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_184 AM. He just takes ages to do everything
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1:10–1:12 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_19because he's trying to do everything 100%
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1:12–1:15 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_20perfectly. I do things maybe 80%
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1:15–1:19 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_21perfectly. Does that even make sense? 80%
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1:19–1:22 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_22perfect? I do it to a good enough
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1:22–1:25 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_23standard. It looks fine how I do things.
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1:25–1:27 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_24Who cares if you miss a few bits at the
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1:28–1:29 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_25back? No one's going to notice unless you
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1:30–1:32 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_26check. Customers aren't going rummage
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1:32–1:35 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_27around the back of the shelf, are they?
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1:35–1:36 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_28No, they're just gonna pick up what they
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1:37–1:38 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_29want from the front, pay for it, and go.
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1:39–1:41 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_30They don't really care. So since
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1:42–1:46 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_31I've got nothing better to do and I've got
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1:46–1:47 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_322 hours to kill, why don't I give you a
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1:48–1:49 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_33tour of where I work? I don't know if I'm
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1:50–1:53 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_34gonna get in trouble for doing this. I'm
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1:53–1:55 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_35gonna quit anyway, so it doesn't really
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1:55–1:57 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_36matter if they fire me. So here we have
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1:57–1:59 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_37some stamps that no one ever buys.
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1:59–2:01 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_38Stupid yellow machine which is really
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2:03–2:04 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_39irritating to use.
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2:05–2:06 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_40That flashing thing scans stuff.
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2:08–2:11 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_41That thing reads cards. I don't know what
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2:13–2:16 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_42this is. It's a tiny keyboard. It's a
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2:17–2:19 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_43clock that tells the wrong time. It's a
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2:20–2:22 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_44phone. What else do we have? The cash
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2:22–2:26 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_45register, which the user interface looks
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2:26–2:29 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_46like it came from the '90s and it's
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2:29–2:32 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_47running Windows XP. Why don't they update
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2:32–2:34 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_48it? I don't know. It's always crashing.
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2:34–2:35 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_49Sometimes it just freezes up and you have
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2:35–2:36 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_50to restart the hotel.
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2:37–2:39 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_51And there's all the booze, the expensive
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2:41–2:45 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_52booze and cigarettes behind me.
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2:45–2:47 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_53And we got cheap heater down there because
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2:49–2:51 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_54it was freezing in January. And the
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2:51–2:54 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_55lottery machine, which is off during the
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2:55–2:57 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_56night. There's the shop,
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2:57–3:00 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_57the store. I used to come to this store a
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3:01–3:04 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_58lot when I was a teenager, like 10 years
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3:04–3:06 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_59ago. And back then the shop was only this
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3:06–3:07 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_60big up until this part. There used to be a
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3:08–3:08 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_61wall here and they expanded it
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3:09–3:12 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_62all the way around and now it's like 3
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3:12–3:15 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_63times the size. And now they're actually
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3:15–3:17 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_64expanding it to be double the size and
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3:17–3:19 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_65there's going to be a subway as well. Oh,
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3:19–3:22 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_66there's the CCTV up there.
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3:22–3:23 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_67See, you can see everything that's going
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3:26–3:27 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_68on.
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3:28–3:28 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_69And, um, wait, I'll show you the CCTV
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3:31–3:34 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_70thing. It's pretty cool. You can change
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3:34–3:36 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_71which cameras. So let me zoom in.
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3:36–3:39 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_72So you can change. See, this is all under
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3:40–3:43 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_73construction. There used to be a car wash
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3:43–3:45 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_74here. Now it's all just construction
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3:45–3:47 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_75stuff. You can see all around the shop
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3:47–3:51 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_76a lot more construction. And then you got
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3:51–3:55 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_77the pumps, the stores, the store cameras.
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3:55–3:58 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_78Yeah, more store cameras.
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4:01–4:02 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_79See, every time the Irish gypsies come in,
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4:04–4:07 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_80we're supposed to check the alcohol
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4:07–4:08 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_81section because they always pinch stuff.
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4:08–4:09 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_82They always put alcohol into their
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4:09–4:10 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_83jackets. Or into their coats every
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4:10–4:14 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_84time. I guess we could take a walk around.
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4:15–4:17 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_85It feels kind of weird doing this. I feel
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4:18–4:19 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_86like I'm gonna get in really a lot of
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4:20–4:21 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_87trouble. Kind of nervous.
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4:21–4:24 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_88So this is where we sit behind the cash
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4:26–4:29 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_89register, and, um, you've got a coffee
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4:29–4:33 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_90machine, and then there's sweet stuff,
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4:33–4:36 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_91donuts, and this is all the stuff I just
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4:36–4:38 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_92baked, pies and stuff like that. And then
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4:39–4:41 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_93you got the alcohol.
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4:41–4:42 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_94And then, um, this is the kitchen where
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4:45–4:48 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_95all the magic happens, the baking.
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4:48–4:50 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_96And then the office is in here. This is
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4:52–4:54 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_97the storeroom. It's in a bit of a mess
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4:54–4:56 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_98right now. This is where I put my coat.
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4:57–4:58 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_99This is the office, and all the drinks are
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4:59–5:02 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_100here. The expired food goes in this
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5:03–5:06 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_101trolley, and then I take some home when I
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5:06–5:08 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_102finish my shift. Drinks and wine
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5:08–5:11 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_103and loads of crap. Some Christmas stuff at
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5:11–5:13 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_104the back. Christmas wrapping.
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5:14–5:17 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_105Oh crap, someone's trying to take fuel.
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5:19–5:20 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_106You hear that beeping? That's what happens
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5:21–5:23 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_107when someone tries to take fuel. And then,
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5:23–5:26 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_108um, press this button and
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5:26–5:30 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_109then it releases the fuel. I don't know
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5:30–5:34 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_110who's doing it. That guy over there,
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5:34–5:36 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_111you can't see because of the reflection,
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5:38–5:39 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_112but there's a car.
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5:39–5:40 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_113I feel really nervous doing this.
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5:42–5:44 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_114I wrote my name on it so people don't
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5:46–5:47 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_115drink it. That was a
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5:48–5:52 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_116customer. He just bought petrol.
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5:52–5:55 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_117Ah, quarter past 4. Got 1 hour 45 minutes
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5:58–6:02 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_118left.
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6:02–6:02 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_119On nights like this, I don't really feel
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6:07–6:08 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_120like quitting. It's just so relaxing to be
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6:09–6:11 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_121able to work by yourself and not having
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6:11–6:14 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_122that person nagging and moaning at me all
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6:14–6:16 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_123the time. But these nights are rare. They
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6:16–6:20 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_124happen like once
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6:20–6:21 · rev_445c97a40bb13026e45adcaa1ef895fa_125