Opening presents with my sister

Our new home.

It's just a big field. I thought the

New Forest would be like a big forest.

No, it's just lots of trees. I imagined

this big forest with really big tall

trees, and then we'd drive into the forest

And it would be all magical, and it's just

like a field. There are some parts

that look like a forest. Why is it called

the New Forest? Oh, like this castle.

Burghley Manor. It's very burghley.

We need a thumbnail here.

I'm not sure, I'm not sure what this video

is going to be about.

Let's just go in and see what it's like

first. A lot of thumbnail opportunities.

Where's my

present? Go, go!

Oh, fireplace.

Not working.

Are you sure this is 14? Yeah, 14.

Oh no, wait, I'm in number 14. Oh,

you're number 19.

Thank you.

Oh wow. That's so nice.

Chocolate.

Oh my, whoa, it's so pretty.

Yeah, wow, nice and

warm. Chocolate. There's chocolate

everywhere here. Oh look,

chocolate studio. And what's this?

Little jar of biscuits.

Wow, what's this black thing?

I'm quite enjoying these bathtubs.

Oh look, there's our car. Where's Mum?

How's your room? Did you see our room?

Yeah, very single room.

Where you facing? Your one is very

old-fashioned bed.

You go for a walk in the village

with so much tea. How do

black tea? Green tea.

Why you look like this? Everybody go. It

looks so sad. Why you so sad?

You look like me more.

It's eating all the grass so they don't

have to cut the grass. You touch it.

There's another one.

We're in the New Forest. It's very muddy.

Didn't bring boots.

Oh, it's not too

bad actually. So this is the New Forest.

Very nice,

I guess. Whoa,

there's a horse! Can you see?

Ah, I guess not.

Merry Christmas to

my darling.

We miss you, my darling.

Please come to us in spirit.

This place is so boring.

There's no Wi-Fi in the room. There's

barely any phone signal, so I

can't even upload videos or do anything

online.

My wife is sleeping.

And there's nothing outside to do because

we're in the middle of nowhere in the

countryside. We're just in a massive field

surrounded by trees.

I don't understand why we drove hours and

hours just so we can be in a big

house in the middle of nowhere. This one

from who? That's to me.

From Sabrina? Yeah.

Thank you. Where's mine?

Nothing. Why nothing?

This is the holiday. This is the— but we

got each other the same thing. Yeah.

Thank you, baby. This has got retinol in

it, so you have to be careful. What is it

for? It's the same.

What is it for? You put it

on your face at night. How come it's the

same if she bought hers in Japan? I bought

mine in London. Wait, oh, it's got

different things inside. Yeah, maybe the

Japan version is different. I actually

don't have any toner. You don't have any

toenails? This— no toenails. Oh, this

one's the face cream. Yeah, this is a face

cream. What did I get you? Face masks.

Yeah, could this be face mask? I think so.

Yeah. Oh, cucumber. Oh, I like Kiehl's.

It's a big brand. Now we open. Thank you.

Wow, my favorite. Hey, I like

it. My favorite drink. Maybe he saw my

fridge. I got a cheap one. Bailey's. I

think he saw Bailey's. Maybe he saw the

fridge. Hey, Tammy,

he did write a note. Oh, he did? I think

he saw my fridge. I'll open mine.

It's for your phone. It's a Stormtrooper.

What is it? It's a cable guy.

2-in-1 carving— carving table— charging

cable. It was a carving table.

Open the red thing. Thank you. That's why

I know me. Thank you, baby.

It's okay. You saw my bathroom got these.

I— you saw my bathroom. No,

it's lip gloss. Oh, lip gloss. Wait, you

put, put it on your lips and then it feels

funny.

This one is from Daniel. Open mine.

If you've already got one, then I can have

it. What is it?

Oh yes,

are they wireless? Yeah. Ah,

thank you. Do you have one? No, I don't.

Oh, so I can't have it? No, buying things.

Oh, now my present for you is rubbish.

Oh dear. No, ah, thank you. They're not

really expensive.

But they're not the really, really cheap

ones. My headphones actually broken, so I

need them. I think, I think, I think Max

love my fridge got a cheap Irish.

He bought me a Bailey's whiskey. This is

cheap one, £20 small one. There's the

price. Put it on your lips. Okay.

He must see my fridge got a cheap one.

Oh, so hot. Kitty here. You're welcome.

Thank you, Sabrina.

My headphones.

Why you cough suddenly? I don't know.

It's white, okay? I think they also had

pink, pink and yellow and blue and black.

It wasn't popping earlier. I think it was

the dust in the room. Open my one.

Oh yeah, let me

Ah, Dad always used to buy us these

chocolates. Now it's my turn to take over.

You can walk with it. It's cute.

Turn it over. Made in England.

Thank you, Mom. Spring, I think. Look,

the label. Look, made in England.

First time. David Nieper. It's not from

Primark. I know you hate Primark. Open my

box. Thank you. What? Do you like the

color? Yeah, I like blue.

Wear it and walk up and down,

and slimmer than this one. This one is a

large. Put it on and let me see.

My lips are a little bit weird. Yeah.

What? Painful. Yeah. Is it painful?

Why is it painful?

Burning. Burning. Yeah, it's meant to be

bad. Why does it burn? Sexy. See mother

pucker. I hope she's done it. Extreme.

But why does it burn? It makes your lips

bigger. It makes them go like— oh, it

makes them swell, swell up. Yeah,

yeah, like they've been stung by a bee.

I thought

she would already have headphones.

Open quickly.

So slow.

携帯置く. You can charge things. Oh look, I

put my phone onto it.

Charging cables.

Hmm.

Oh, it's nice. What do you

think? Hope you like it. My new jumper.

Very nice. Unusual kind. You pull

up the collar, keep your neck warmer. I

can put my Switch on it. Look.

It's so hot in here. I don't know how you

It's cute. Cute. Yeah,

read it. What does it say? It says, dear

Sabrina, thank you so much for arranging

everything for Christmas. I'm really glad

to see you. Hope you enjoy Christmas and

New Year. Chihiro. Thank you.

You forgot to put your husband's name.

It's not from Daniel, it's from

me. Hello and welcome back to my new

living room. Boring.

Boring. Why are

we here? It's like being in an old

people's home. Daniel, wait, wait.

It's Christmas.

Christmas lunch. Pull. I can't,

I'm filming.

Ow,

it didn't bang.

Oh look, got a little present.

It's a party popper.

It makes a noise when you pull it.

I can't open— whoa, we made a

mess.

What's that burning smell?

I can smell burning.

Oh, I got a Christmas joke. Warning,

children under 8 may suffocate. They may

suffocate on uninflated Balloons.

Mom, read my Christmas joke.

Children under 8 years old are so keen on

unbroken balloons. Supervisor inquire,

keep unbroken balloons from children.

What was that? It's a Christmas joke.

Looks

funny.

Merry Christmas,

Robert!

Stop it,

it's not

funny. That is why you're so burning.

Somebody say burning.

Yeah, that's burning. That is You say

burning?

What's the point of that?

Oh, this is the one.

Not again.

Stop shooting things at me.