Going to sisters wedding soon! [9SrCNHiYpSc]

Testing.

Test it.

Yeah, I thought I brought the thing.

Testing.

You didn't make your bed. Yeah, I did.

This is what a made bed looks like.

Oh my God,

I miss having my wireless mics. Do you

think I should buy the wireless mics

again? It's annoying having a cable

because it moves.

You put the phone on the tripod and you

plug it into a microphone with a wire.

The wire keeps pulling the phone. It won't

stay in place.

Yeah, so I got my new trousers for the

wedding. Where did I

put them? I got these. What do

Do you want to see them?

Hold on.

What's that light on the lens?

Looks weird.

Look, looks pretty smart.

So those are my new trousers.

I quite like them actually. I might just

wear them normally.

They're nice and I

mean, the material is nice and soft, not

like jeans, and it's nice and not tight,

so it's quite comfortable.

But I'm scared it makes me look like an

old man because they're like trousers my

dad would wear when he goes to work. I

don't know if I'd wear them usually.

When I wear my wedding outfit, I look like

a schoolboy with a shirt and tie and my

school trousers. I don't look like a man.

I look like a little kid going back to

Maybe I won't wear the jacket. I'll just

wear my hoodie with a shirt and tie.

Don't think anyone really cares.

I want to wear this hoodie, but it smells.

I need to wash it. Didn't get any

deodorant spray from Japan.

Yeah, I don't know what to do today.

There's loads of people here setting stuff

up. There's a big toilet. Got this

big fancy portable toilet. When they said

they were getting portable toilets, I

thought it was just like a plastic thing

you walk into, but it's like a big wooden

thing with 3 toilets built into it. It's

pretty fancy. I want to go outside and

have a look at it later when everyone's

gone. The tent's massive.

They're setting all the stuff up in the

garden now.

I don't know if many people are going to

stay over the night to camp because it

says it's raining and windy for the entire

week. It says rain and it's pretty cold.

Look how many layers I'm wearing and I'm

still cold. I'm like cold around my neck.

Around my ears and neck, I'm cold.

Disappointed to not see the granny fleece.

Why do I keep calling my jumpers granny

fleeces? It's just a jumper where you wear

when it's cold, but the gray one that I

used to wear a lot is Where?

I saw it the other day. My mouth still

hurts when I bit the side of my cheek with

the apple. It's been like a week. I think

it does take— it just takes like 2 weeks

to heal. I bit my cheek about

a week ago, so about another week left.

Can't find it. I used to wear that big

thick gray one all the time, remember?

It's somewhere in here.

I hate it when you get a mouth wound. It

takes forever to heal. I can't

believe so much damage was inflicted just

by an apple. I cut an apple into wedges

and I was eating it. Somehow it went

down the side of my— around the back of my

wisdom tooth. And then the fleshy bit of

the inside of my mouth got wedged between

the apple and my tooth, and then a bit

into my skin. Bonjela never seems to do

anything, and then it all gets washed away

by saliva.

I've trapped in my room for about a month.

I can't go downstairs anymore,

too many people. I can't

wait until everything's over and back to

normal. Do you pay your share of

electricity bill to have all these devices

on? Do you think it really costs that

much? Isn't it like 5p an

hour to plug stuff in?

No, I don't pay anything. Can't be

bothered. I don't have any money.

How did dinner go with your aunt and

uncle? It went okay.

My uncle makes dinner every night now,

but I just go down, I sit at the table, I

eat my food, finish eating, I make

tea, put on the TV. Watch news for a bit

and then go back to my room. I don't

really talk to anyone. I don't know what

to talk about. No one talks to

me either, so I don't really care.

They're all talking to each other, so it's

like really noisy. Imagine 4 or

5 Chinese people all talking at the same

time. You just kind of go there, you sit

there, and then you become like a ghost,

like you're invisible. I don't really

care. Just go down, sit at the table, eat

my food, go back up to my room.

I don't even understand what anyone's

saying anyway.

My mum's boyfriend Dave Gibson's

here too. Don't know where he went.

I'm trapped in my room.

I think they ask you questions. Nope, no

one asks me anything.

I'll go down, I'll make some food for

lunch, and then they'll be like, oh,

lunch? And I'll be like, yep. And I'll go

down for dinner and make like 6 PM early

dinner, and then they'll be like, oh,

dinner? And I said, yep. That's it.

That's like the only conversation.

Yep, it is lunch. That is what I'm making.

Good observational skills.

My sister's really busy. She's like

walking up and down everywhere doing

stuff. I don't know what she's doing. She

must be pretty stressed managing

everything and sorting everything out.

I don't know why you'd want to do this,

to be honest. If I was getting married for

real, I don't know, I'd just get

McDonald's, go to a Chinese restaurant,

have a nice little meal. Imagine doing

all this. Seems like so much work.

Well, maybe it'll be worth it when it's

all done. I'm just glad I'm not the one

who has to deal with it. I'm not, I'm not

involved at all. I'm doing F all.

Am I doing a speech? No, I'm not doing

anything. I'm just gonna go there and sit

there and then go home.

Why do you think she needs someone to walk

her down the aisle?

Is that what happens at weddings? I can't

remember. I've only been to 2

weddings. I went to my cousin's wedding

and I can't remember what happened. And

then I went to my second cousin's wedding,

but we didn't go to the wedding, we just

went to her garden party.

I don't know, I heard my auntie talking to

my sister. They were saying something

about— I don't know,

it felt like they were talking about me.

Something like, usually the father blah

blah blah, but your brother blah blah

blah. That's all I caught. Don't know what

they're saying. What does

the father usually do?

I feel like everyone's talking behind my

back. And then I did the

laundry the other stream, remember? And

then there's all this fuss about, oh my

God, what happened to the laundry? Oh,

Daniel did it. So what?

Got a whole month of my relatives

staying here. So boring.

I can't wait until July and everything's

hopefully back to normal.

I feel so tired all the time. All these

people here.

I hope they're not watching my stream.

The title is clickbait, right? Poor

Faster. What does it have to do with

Faster? No, my sister's

getting married. What, you thought the

title was about me? Haha,

baited,

baited you good.

I think my room smells. I need to open a

window, but then it's cold. I think it

smells like crisps.

I've been playing Elden Ring.

This game's so boring,

but I have to play it because the DLC is

coming out soon and it's going to be

trending. All you do is

you, you hit things with weapons and

kill them. That's literally all

you do in the whole game. You run here,

you run there, you kill this, you kill

that, and then there's a big boss battle,

and then you fight this boss for like 10

minutes just rolling out of the way of its

attacks. It's such a tedious game.

I made this dagger build. It could do

8,000 damage, but then it only

works against certain types of enemies.

It won't work against monsters because you

can't backstab them.

Oh my God, I can hear sound everywhere,

like thumping up the stairs, someone's

voice out the window. Very disturbing.

Could offer to help your sister with

wedding preparations. That's a good one.

Not helping with airfall.

Everyone else is helping. They're like

gardening, and I don't know what they're

doing. They were all doing gardening

yesterday. My mum said, come down,

help us with gardening. I just ignored

her. I'm busy making YouTube videos.

You already got like 6 people doing

gardening. Don't need another person.

Bothered. They could have just hired a

gardener. Hired everything else, got a

caterer, tent people. Could have hired

a gardener as well for like £50.

No, the wedding's not going to be here.

The party, the food thing is going to be

here. The wedding's going to happen

somewhere else. Gardening is so boring.

I don't mind cleaning. I quite like just

tidying my room and cleaning and dusting.

Cleaning the kitchen and doing the

vacuuming, but I just don't want to do

gardening. I don't know why, I'm just like

very against the idea of being a gardener.

I don't mind cleaning the house,

I just don't really go out into the garden

enough to care about it.

Get a new desk. I want to get a new desk.

This desk's so ugly. I want to get like a

nice L-shaped desk that's all one unit,

not these little separate bits.

I think they're going on a bike ride. Why

would you go on a bike ride? Look at the

weather. It's so horrible. It's really

cold and windy. It looks like it's about

to rain as well. What is

your plan? What, for today? I want to

do a livestream, 5 or 6 hours, then go for

dinner and then have some tea and go to

What happened to my mini fridge? I can't

believe I freaked out so much back in 2021

about a few people coming over the house

and I bought all this stuff. The mini

fridge is here.

I was so stressed out in 2021 with

all these people coming over, but now I'm

not really that bothered. I just go down,

I ignore everyone. If they want to talk,

they can initiate, but I won't. It is kind

of weird because I was so— I was so

miserable back in 2021 that

I even moved out and went to Manchester

just to escape it.

It's not really a big problem, I guess.

I feel like things are kind of different

now. Time to stop caring so much.

Well, the problem was I was still recently

divorced, so I was still— the idea of

being married was still kind of fresh in

my mind, so I

wasn't used to having to live back here

with all these people coming in and out

when I was used to being married and I had

basically full control over my living

area. No one came in without my

permission. Chihiro never brought people

back, so I didn't realize how much I

enjoyed that. And then I had to come back

to living at home where I had no say, and

then I was getting triggered. So like, my

way of rebelling against it was to just

leave and go to Manchester.

I really hate people coming over, but I

guess I can't really complain about it

since it's not my house.

Really just don't want people coming over.

How much should I spend in Manchester?

I think I spent a couple thousand on

hotels before I got my apartment,

and then I probably spent £4,000. No,

probably like £7,000 because I stayed in

the apartment for 6 months, and then food

was hundreds every month. I probably spent

like £10,000. It wasn't as bad as

Rotterdam.

I'm not gonna move out again. There's no

point. I would only move out if there was

a girlfriend, and then I was gonna move in

together with the girlfriend. That's

basically the only point moving out is if

you got a relationship. Otherwise, might

as well just stay here. Well, I thought if

I moved out, got my own place, women would

find that attractive and then they would

want to be my girlfriend, but it never

happened, did it? I guess just having your

own place is not enough to get a

girlfriend, to attract a girlfriend.

I was in Manchester for like half a year,

though I had this nice apartment.

I went on dates, I showed off my apartment

on YouTube, I only met 3

girls. That Ukrainian girl, the fat

goth girl who already had a boyfriend,

and that weird Muslim British girl who

wanted to move in with me, but then she

wouldn't let me have sex with her. So, I

mean, I would have been happy for her to

move in with me if she was having sex with

me, but she didn't want to have sex, so I

had to kick her out. I thought her

moving in with me was like a sign that we

were gonna have sex,

but she wasn't interested.

Sounds like a fair deal to me. You get a

free place to stay and I get sex. But she

didn't want to play fair, I guess. She

wanted to have free place to stay and

friend zone me. That's not how it works.

Damn, why are my viewers so low today?

Last time I got like 160 viewers.

I guess the title didn't really work.

Maybe if I change the title, I wonder if

it'll make a difference.

I should have just done the same title as

last stream. I don't get it because I'm

like streaming at the same time as the

last stream.

Is it entirely because of the title?

What if I change it now? Would it make a

difference if I change it back to I'm back

in the UK?

I don't know if it makes any difference if

you change it while streaming.

Is faster calling you every day? Yeah,

almost every day,

but there's nothing to talk about. She

says, what did you do today? I said, I

played games and made videos. Same thing

every day, don't need to ask. Oh wow,

thanks Graffiti. A couple of pot noodles.

I got some pot noodles off Tesco. I got

chicken, chicken and mushroom.

They're eating my Tesco food. I bought 3

frozen pizzas and they ate 2 of them.

I bought pâté, sausages, and bacon.

You must be extremely bored. Yeah, I am.

It's weird because the first 3 days I got

home, I was really happy and excited and

bought this stuff off Amazon, and I was so

happy to be home. And then, I don't know,

4th or 5th day, something changed, and

then I became depressed. Daniel, here's a

couple of pot noodles on me. Ramen. Oh,

wow, thanks. Very generous. I was really

depressed yesterday and the day before. I

don't know why. Is it

because of the people, or is it because

I'm bored? I don't know what to do.

Can't get any views on YouTube, and gaming

stuff's not working.

I've got no ideas for videos.

Bored of talking about my debt,

failing at life. Living with my mom, I'm

bored of talking about the same topics

over and over. Oh, thanks, Vlogfield.

I was relieved after coming home from

Korea. Next day I felt shit. Yeah, that's

what I felt like. I felt really excited,

then I felt really happy and relaxed, and

then I went on a shopping spree on Amazon,

bought a lot of crap I didn't really need.

Well, I did need some things like the

charger. I guess I didn't need my Damascus

67 times folded pro chef knife.

Now I'm feeling kind of lost, like I don't

know what to do. I don't know how these

people walking around in shirts and

shorts. It's freezing. I'm wearing a

furry thick hoodie and a jumper and a

shirt and I'm still cold. These people out

here wearing shorts and t-shirts like it's

summer. Insane.

Do some Cooking with Daniel content. I

can't. House is full of people and

there's always food. There's always loads

of food just lying around.

I don't really know what to cook.

Kind of stuck, like stuck in limbo right

now. I can't feel creative or think about

the future or anything like that because

there's like constant noise around me

right now. You know

what I like to do? I like it when it's

just peaceful and then I sit in the

conservatory and I just look out into the

garden and I stare at the clouds. And I

just kind of zone out in this meditative

way, but you can't do that when

there's people all around you.

No, I like the countryside. It is very

relaxing. I just, I hate it when there's

people. The other day I went out into the

garden and all I could hear were these

stupid kids playing in their gardens.

I could hear kids from opposite and kids

from the house next to us. I could hear

basketball bouncing up and down on tarmac

and rap music.

It felt like it completely ruined

the atmosphere.

Yeah, there's already guests staying here.

My relatives from Malaysia are here.

Cousin, uncle, auntie. They're going

to be here for a month.

A whole month.

But I think they're going to travel around

the UK for a bit, so they won't be here

all the time.

Is Victoria coming to the wedding? I don't

think she is, but I think her parents are.

Am I gonna vlog anything from the wedding?

No, my sister doesn't want me to film

anything.

Maybe I take a picture of the tent,

try not to take people's faces.

Do I actually want to go to the wedding?

Um, yeah, I guess so.

It might be interesting.

Stream's not lagging, is it? I think

those people are leaving.

Damn, he's reversing out into the road

with some kind of generator on the back of

the car. How's he gonna see anything

unless there's

like a mirror on the back of it?

I feel like we got really unlucky with the

weather. It would have been nice if it was

a nice sunny day, but it looks like it's

going to be cloudy, windy, and rainy. For

the next week.

Do you think you'd remember how to drive?

Maybe. I'm not sure.

I had a look at some cars. You get a cheap

car for like £200.

£300, £400. Really old

manual car from 2005 or something.

Can't believe you can get such a cheap car

and it actually works. Pretty ugly and

dirty,

but at least it'll get you around.

I don't really want a car. I don't want to

go anywhere. I could have the best car

in the world outside and then not even use

it because where would I go? I could go

and get McDonald's, I guess. McDonald's is

the only thing I can't get because I can't

get food delivery here. I can

get everything else off Amazon, Tesco.

I can go exploring.

Everywhere looks the same though. It's

just fields and trees and some villages

here and there.

I feel like Japan has loads of places that

are interesting to go to.

Maybe the UK does as well, I just don't

know. We've got a bunch of beaches,

Stonehenge. The New

Forest, Lake District,

Peak District, but those are so far away

in Wales or something.

I wouldn't want to go to any of the cities

because it's kind of scary.

Don't really want to go to the towns

either, full of chabby kids.

I feel like British towns are just a bit

depressing. It's like

everywhere's going bankrupt, it's full of

old people and chabby kids.

But then in Japan you have stuff like

temples and castles. Well, we've got

castles too, I guess. Maybe it's not

really that different. It's the same

stuff, it's just in a different style.

Go to Leeds Castle? No,

I can't be bothered. I've already been

there loads when I was a kid.

I just don't really have any places I want

to go to. Why is my cousin getting into my

mum's car? The hell? My mum never let me

just get into her car like that.

But my mum's not even here. She left on

the bicycle. Why is my cousin just getting

into the car?

Gonna move it.

I think he's gonna move the car.

What are you doing?

Oh crap, it's my sister.

She's gonna be mad saying that I'm filming

her.

Do I still have the electrical bicycle?

Yeah, they went out riding on it. I saw my

mum took it with her brother,

my uncle and auntie.

Well, how come my cousin's allowed to

drive my mum's car?

Oh, Dave Gibson's back.

What's Dave Gibson doing?

Oh, he's just— oh, there's my mum.

They're just moving the car so they can

get into the garage.

So much going on out there and I'm just

sitting here doing nothing.

My mum must be so embarrassed.

Nothing to do with me. I just mind my own

business.

I gave my sister my Suica cards. I said

there might be some money on them. Said

they don't sell them anymore.

They're pretending you aren't here. Well,

I might as well not be. And just sneak off

in the night back to Thailand.

I'm basically like a ghost, slip in

and out without anyone noticing.

I have no responsibility, I have no people

relying on me. It's basically like a

meaningless existence.

Sometimes I feel a bit sad that I could

just disappear and it wouldn't make any

difference. I feel like I wish I had some

kind of power. You see, that's why

I wanted to be a YouTuber, because you're

like the king in your own little world.

Maybe it's narcissistic, but in real life

I feel like a ghost, like an invisible

person that could just disappear and

wouldn't even matter. At least on YouTube,

I feel like I'm my own little god in my

own little world where everything revolves

around me. That's why I like doing

YouTube.

It's not just about money because

I did it for years and enjoyed it without

making any money.

You should offer to help. No, I'm not

Don't want to help. I mean, I, I did help.

I cleaned up the house and then it got

trashed again. Can't be bothered anymore.

Whoa, how did they get the van over there?

What?

Cut open another entrance. The van

went out the road and now it's there,

but I went there last week and there was

nothing different. How did the van get in

there from the road?

Unless they cut it yesterday and I didn't

notice. So I haven't been outside for a

few days. I can't go outside because it's

so damn cold and windy and there's always

people everywhere.

I don't really know what to help with.

See, this is why people don't like me,

because I don't do what everyone else

does. I know, I see everyone else eager to

chip in. Is it because they want to help,

or they know the rules of human society

dictate that if you don't help, you look

And they don't want to look like a dick,

so they're eager to chip in. That's my

thinking. Whereas I don't really

care if I look like a dick.

Dinner, I'm not getting involved. I'm not

touching anything. Just pretend like I'm

Last time I helped someone without looking

for something myself? Uh,

never. Every time I helped someone was

because I want something out of them.

If I didn't want anything out of them, I

wouldn't even talk to them in the first

Well, maybe I enjoy their company, which

makes me feel good. So I want them to

like me, so then I put in effort to

help them. But that's only because I want

something in return. Like, if I didn't

like them and I didn't want to hang out

with them, then why would I do anything

for them?

No such thing as a selfless good deed.

Everything we do is because we want

Everyone's selfish.

Well, what's an example of someone helping

someone out of the good of their own

heart?

I can't think of anything. Unless you're

doing, I don't know, charity work and

you're volunteering.

You're not really getting anything out of

it apart from it makes you feel good, so I

guess you are getting something out of it.

Oh well, thanks, odd cunt.

What have they been doing in your front

yard? They've been— they set up this

massive tent in the garden. It's huge.

It's like 20-foot tall.

Massive. They set up 2 tents in

the garden and this toilet,

portable outside toilet.

I don't know, I'm worried my sister's

gonna get mad if I show it. I took a

picture. I'll show

you the picture. Those little blue dots

are the people. Look at the size for that

thing, massive.

They got here really early, I can't

remember, 9 or 10 AM, and now it's nearly

3 PM. They've been working for like 5

5, 5 young strapping British lads.

They look young, like early 20s. I wonder

how much money they make. You gotta buy

the tent, buy the van, buy all the stuff,

like the mats. They're putting down these

mats. They look like straw matting.

They'll buy all the tables and equipment,

and then you got to hire 5 guys. It's

quite a lot of money to set up a business.

Then you got to advertise it.

I wonder how much it cost. How much do you

think it cost to get a big tent, 2 big

tents? 5 guys setting up tables

and everything.

£5,000.

But then there's like 6 people working.

You divide it by— unless you don't divide

it by 6 and they're just getting paid by

the hour. They're probably getting paid by

the hour by the company owner, like £20 an

hour. So it takes 4 hours,

that's £80 per person. Times 5,

that's £400 for

the staff for 5 hours.

Don't know how much they charge. And then

they've got to come back the next day to

take it all down again. It's like £1,000

paying wages for them to set it up and

take it down. Running a business seems

so hard. You gotta calculate all these

costs, subtract it from any money you

make, hire staff, organize all this. This

is why most people just get a job and they

don't start a business. So much work

starting a business.

They won't be on £20 an hour. Really?

Minimum wage in the UK is like £11 an

hour now, or is it £9? It's like around

£10. Yeah, maybe it's just £15. I don't

know. It's not really a skilled job.

They're just carrying stuff up and down.

Well, they have to know how to set the

tent up, but it's not,

you know, you don't need high education to

do it. Maybe it's just like £15 an hour.

I like trying to figure out how much a

business makes and then how much they

might have to pay for the staff and to run

it.

Oh, I've got no water.

Did my mum steal this from Leeds Castle?

Oh my God, I remember she used to pinch

stuff like towels, and then I would

accidentally film it because I didn't

know, and then she'd get mad by saying,

don't show this and don't show that.

They get paid per job. Maybe they're

equal business partners. They will get—

they will split the profits evenly,

equally.

Yeah, it must be good

money in the summer, but then in the

winter, what are they going to do?

Because who's going to have events and

camping stuff? When it's cold and raining.

Maybe they just hire them temporarily for

Don't know how it works. It must

be profitable if they're doing it.

My cousin did this too. She got married,

I think, 2014.

And they also had a big kind of food

buffet party in the garden, and we went.

I just went, had food, and then I left.

Didn't even— didn't even say hello to

anyone. I just sat with my dad and my mum.

I have never spoken to those cousins ever,

and they grew up living next door. The

cousin— one of them messaged me in, I

don't know, 2015, Because he was going to

Japan. People only message me when they go

to Japan, and then they say, oh, do you

have any idea where to go? I don't know,

just Google it. Top 5 things to do in

Tokyo. I don't know, you think

I go to Japan to, to go to tourist

destinations? I go there to have sex and

get girlfriends, not to go I mean, I do

some traveling. Imagine thinking

I go to Japan because I want to travel

Imagine thinking I'm not a degenerate

freak. Joke's on them.

I should recommend them Tobita Shinchi.

Traditional Japanese tea houses. They go

in, then the woman starts stripping.

What would happen if just some white

tourists stumble into Tobita Shinchi,

like a man and a wife, not realizing where

they are, and they're like taking

pictures, and then the brothel women are

like yelling at them to stop taking

pictures, but they don't understand what

they're saying? Then the Yakuza come.

Would be so awkward.

Where's the thingy?

Huh. I'm so glad I fixed my livestream

problem. No more demonetized streams.

Have I ever been to Northern Europe?

Yeah, I went to Norway, but everyone was

so damn tall. All the women are taller

than me in Norway. I would not

be able to get a girlfriend in Norway.

Oh, did you hear there was a massive fire

in Jatujak Park and over 1,000 animals

died? I got my test at Jatujak Park.

I did a lot, I remember, and it was full

of all these animals. It's kind of sad to

think they're all dead now. And these

massive Goats,

and they had like these big parrots and

cockatoos and these big dogs. Are the dogs

all dead as well? What about the cats?

Jesus Christ, I can't believe it. Over

1,000 animals died.

Oh wow, thanks, Blood Bucket. Ready to get

social on your sister's big day, or will

you hide in your room? I'm gonna

go for the wedding and then have the food,

but I'm not gonna like mingle. After I

finish eating, I'm probably just gonna

come back to my room. I'm not gonna hang

around. I don't know anyone there. I know

my mum, my sister, Dave Gibson,

my Malaysian relatives. Well, I know my

uncles and aunties on my British side.

But half of them are gonna be my sister's

husband's family and friends.

Uh, I don't really want to talk to them.

I don't know who they are.

I guess I'm gonna have to say my

brother-in-law now. My brother-in-law,

his friends will probably come, but I

think they're young, like 20-something,

28. Ready to get social on your sister's

big day, or will you be hiding in your

room? Long time no see.

I can't stream the wedding. Number one,

the internet sucks in the garden, and also

my sister would be so mad.

Imagine me hanging out with the boys, the

husbandos' mates. I think

they're all like loud Full of energy

British lads in their late 20s, not really

my kind of crowd.

Move the CCTV to the garden.

I'd need a really long USB-C cable, like

10 meters long. That would

be— people would be so freaked out. You

know, most— I think nearly all of my

sister's friends know my YouTube channel

and think I'm a weirdo because they think

it's like real stuff. They don't realize

it's just content. I'm like acting goofy

and saying dumb stuff for content, or I'm

just bored and I'm saying stupid stuff out

of boredom. Like, oh, I wonder what horse

vagina smells like. I don't really care,

I'm just like bored. Who's this guy

outside?

I haven't seen so much activity here since

my dad died. The driveway

was packed full of cars when my dad died.

Yeah, they know everything. My Malaysian

relatives know about the sex doll.

I don't think it'll be interesting to talk

to anyone. I think it will just be

normies. I can't talk to normies.

It's so boring. I don't know

why you get this kind of feel for people,

and when they seem really normal, I don't

know, I can't, I can't connect.

I feel really bored talking to them.

I'm sure they've got problems just like we

do, and they've got like a weird side,

and maybe they're interesting if you learn

about them enough. But on the surface,

they just seem like, like NPCs,

and I can't be bothered to try and get to

know people.

Why would people be scared of me though?

The worst that would happen is I have a

bad time and then I livestream and then I

whine about how much of a bad time I had

and how everyone's stupid.

What's the worst that's gonna happen?

The idiots on the Reddit were saying I'm

gonna sneak into the tents and then cum on

people's underwear. What a stupid

idea. Why would I do that?

'Cause I'd get caught, wouldn't I?

There's all these people in the garden.

How would I sneak into a tent and then

jizz on their underwear? What if they woke

up and saw me doing it? I'd be busted. I

wouldn't commit a crime if there was such

a high chance of being caught.

I'm not that stupid.

No, my days of CUMing on dirty underwear

are over. That was back when I was like a

virgin incel, when I never experienced

the poose. Come on,

you're saying back when you were a

teenager before you ever touched a wamen?

You never did kinky stuff because you were

like desperate and horny? You never got

like an Xbox magazine where they had those

hot sexy bikini girls and then you never

rubbed your willy on their face? Then

you're lying. I know you all did that.

You remember the Xbox gamer magazines?

Those had these hot women on the front

page with their boobs out.

I'd like jizz all over it. Come on, I was

just a teenager, don't judge me. We all

did weird stuff.

I used to watch that scene in Neon Genesis

Evangelion where Misaki bangs the guy with

the ponytail and she's like grunting and

moaning. That was my first experience

watching pron. Although you couldn't see

anything, you just heard it. I was like,

oh my God, this is so naughty.

I used to rewind it over and over again.

See you emming on people's underwear is

deeply disturbing.

Yeah, well, I bet you would like it if

some hot girl see you emmed on your boxer

Just James deleted everything a couple

years ago. Why though? He should have

just kept pumping out all this clickbait

stuff like, my life is a failure, I'm a

loser. He should have just kept baiting

them all. It's free money.

I can't get a girlfriend, I don't know

why. I'm a decent bloke with a job,

I can't get It

does get boring doing it though, even if

it does get views.

Too bad, because you know that ugly guy,

the Swedish, oh, I'm so ugly, who went

viral? He got a hot wife off his YouTube

channel, that Julia. He was, um, trending

on Twitter In some kind of meme post.

Some people really luck out getting

girlfriends off YouTube. Like, even

PewDiePie got his girlfriend off YouTube.

Marzia messaged him. She was a viewer of

PewDiePie. Some of these weirdo guys

really luck out, and then some of them

just don't, like that JustJames guy. I

think the difference is JustJames is very

negative and whiny. But that ugly Swedish

guy, he was like very positive. I mean,

his channel was called Never Give Up, and

he had that don't give up kind of

attitude, which I think was inspiring to a

Yeah, he got married, didn't he? The ugly

Swedish guy. She's not

bad looking. She's got big boobs. But

isn't she just like green card hunting?

Isn't she from some Eastern European

country like Latvia. Don't you

think part of why she wanted to marry him

was because she wants to live in a nice

country like Sweden instead of on the

doorstep with Putin about to invade

everywhere? Don't blame her.

Never Give Up guy's life is extremely

effed up at this point. Why is there

drama? Did she cheat on him?

Did he cheat on her with all these

fangirls?

How does it feel to be back home? It's

been a mixed bag of emotions.

Oh my God, there's more people coming!

The hell? What's that van?

Oh, it's the same van. Why did they leave

and then come back? I don't

understand what's happening.

Yeah, it was really nice to be back and

everything was quiet. It was just me and

my mom, complete silence, and I was really

in a good mood. I bought all this stuff on

Amazon to celebrate, started grinding out

videos, and then people started coming,

and now I feel kind of depressed. I don't

know why,

because it's like so much is happening

around you, but you're not part of it.

You don't play a role. You become

invisible.

But I can't just go about my normal life

because now there's all these people

There's this guy taking out boxes and

boxes of stuff from a van.

It's kind of fun watching it though, just

sitting there watching everyone be busy

and work.

Economic activity is happening.

This is how the world runs. Supply and

demand. Transfer of money.

Human labor. That guy looks really young.

I saw him look up. He looked right into my

camera. He knows what's

happening. I didn't realize

from the outside my camera is really

visible. It's got this big green light

around it too, like a ring. Kind of gives

it away.

What do you mean stalking your own family?

How am I stalking my family?

Did he see you filming? Well, I'm not

filming. This is not filming

anything. It's just like a video feed.

If I want to film, I've got to click the

The Ukrainian refugee girl is coming to

the wedding too. I think, I think she's

gonna sit next to me. She's sitting next

to me and my mum on the same table.

She lives with my sister's boyfriend's

parents at their house. They took

in this refugee back when the war thing— I

remember my sister was saying we should

get a refugee as well, and I was like, oh

my God, are you kidding? So we're

just going to have some random Ukrainian

girl live with us for years?

She can come live in my bedroom.

Maybe if she was hot, would have said yes.

But then what if I said yes and then this

like big fat middle-aged woman came who

doesn't speak English? All these Ukrainian

women are just like living here now, I

guess, whilst all the men get dragged

off in vans, forced into the army. You

seen the videos on Twitter? The Ukrainian

army recruiters just like grab these men,

drag them off. So scary and sad.

Oh yeah, I got distracted. I was talking

about the Jack to Jack fire. I was saying

it's so sad Because I saw those animals

last year. I went around Jatujak Park to

buy fish and I was looking at the animals,

the goats, all the cats and dogs. Are all

the cats and dogs dead as well?

I feel like if it's just a bunch of goats

and peacocks and rabbits burning alive,

uh, it's kind of sad,

but then if it's cats It's

almost as bad as a bunch of people burning

alive. Trapped in cages

their whole lives, and that's how they,

they leave this world, in a blaze of

flames.

What do you mean I'm talking shit about

guests?

I wonder if the Ukrainian girl's cute,

because then I'd be like, oh damn, we

should have got some refugees when my

sister suggested it.

I don't really know if Ukrainian girls are

attractive. I haven't really seen any.

Oh, I have seen one. I met one in

Uh, I don't know, she was Okay looking,

but it was hard to tell because she was

like covered in tattoos and she was

always stoned. So she had this look on her

face like she was always stoned.

Maybe if she was normal looking and

looked clean. I thought she was kind of

cute when we met the first time. We went

on a date, remember? I don't know if you

call it a date though. I took her to

Korean barbecue. And I vlogged it. It's on

my channel. She just

looked kind of rough. She's young, like 20

years old, but then she got bags under her

eyes and stuff.

Definitely something wrong mentally.

But I didn't even do my moves because I

couldn't. I had the perfect opportunity.

We were hanging outside in the evening and

we got KFC and it started to rain, and I

could have just said, do you want to go

back to my place to eat? Instead, we just

sat outside of a closed Starbucks in the

rain because I didn't really want to take

her back to my place.

I did think What if I tried to bang her?

But then, I don't know, sometimes, you

know, people think I would bang anyone,

but I do have my limits.

It's not just the tattoos, I mean I'm not

a fan of tattoos, but sometimes they can

look okay, but then sometimes they look

really weird.

I forgot what tattoo she had.

What was wrong with her? I don't know,

she was like always high on weed.

Every time I met her, she just looked

stoned.

I did try to bang the Muslim British girl

though, but she wouldn't let me put it in.

She kept saying she was on her period,

but we did get naked and I rubbed it on

her thing. It's not fair because I

made her see UM, but she wouldn't let me

see UM, and then she got dressed.

She got dressed so quickly, I was like,

what the fuck? What about me?

Have I ever had cereal with someone with

tattoos? Yeah, Mila. Mila had loads.

Actually, she didn't have that many. She

had one big one on her chest, and she had

one on her wrist or her forearm.

I think she only had a couple.

It wasn't really a problem because I found

her attractive. As long as you find the

woman attractive,

It doesn't really matter if she has

tattoos or not, but I just didn't really

find the Ukrainian girl attractive.

But I'm wondering if maybe she looked a

bit cleaner,

maybe it would have made a difference.

Why I hated my sister's wedding.

It was so boring and the food was rubbish

and no one talked to me.

I feel like if it was 2019, that's what I

I can't believe I made a video about my

dad's wed— I mean, my dad's funeral,

complaining about how boring it was and

how no one talked to me. No wonder I used

to get so much hate back then. I sounded

like such an idiot.

It wasn't a lie though. It was boring and

not many people did talk to me.

Apart from just empty words like,

if you ever need help, let me know. As if

I'm ever gonna phone this random guy that

I don't even know for help. Imagine I

actually phoned him up and I was like,

oh, can you help me fix

my bicycle puncture? You did say at my

dad's funeral.

I forgot what the food is gonna be.

I know there's gonna be cheesecake, maybe

They always say it was a lovely service

when you go to a funeral.

It was a beautiful service.

Was that— I don't know, I've never been to

a funeral before.

Imagine, imagine all the guests come back

to the garden for the wedding buffet and

all the food's so Served on the table,

and it was just Big Macs and chips,

like a silver platter. And then you open

it, and it's just Big Mac on all the

tables. That would be so funny.

Big Mac and ginger ale.

Ayo, ginger ale.

Everyone's getting married, having kids.

My other cousin got married last year or

this year. Didn't invite us. I think if

they didn't invite us, we shouldn't invite

them. Don't you

think it's kind of unfair? I mean, they

didn't even tell us they were getting

married. So why should they be able to

come to our wedding? Get out.

What are they taking out of that van?

What is that blue thing?

What is that? Oh, it's just stacks

of chairs. I thought it was a massive

chair. So it's like a big, really high

tall chair. Wow, they're bringing all the

chairs and tables as well.

And then the caterers have to come. Where

are they going to make the food? They're

going to make it in the kitchen, or are

they going to bring like a portable

kitchen in a van, or is it already made?

And they'll bring a van with microwaves.

I always wondered why they serve such

complicated dishes on airplanes. Like, on

my flight, China Eastern Airlines, they

had some decent food. It was like beef

chow mein, stir-fried beef and pork,

and it was okay. It was like Chinese

takeaway. But then imagine all the

preparation that goes on just to supply

one plane with all this hot food, all the