Live Cooking With Daniel - Mystery Meal

from last year when I came back from Korea

and people weren't in the house all the

time. That was nice, you know, this few

weeks of peace just before I met Mira and

just before the lockdown started and life

was still relatively normal. I felt so

happy to be back home. Korea sucked so

much. Remember how miserable I was in

Korea? That tiny Airbnb with the mattress

on the floor. I was like in a prison cell.

And I came home, I thought, oh my God,

this house is so much nicer to be in.

This year just sucked because I came back

from Rotterdam and straight away whole

country was in tier 4 lockdown straight

away. My mum wasn't going to work, my

sister moved back in, all these bloody

people coming over every day. So unfair.

I have to obey the lockdown rules and I

can't go anywhere, but then they just

bring people over all the time when

you're not supposed to. You weren't

supposed to have people in the house from

a different household.

Call me selfish.

Oh, I could put the bacon in the grill.

Remember I used to use this grill?

Hmm, which one's

Yeah, I think this one would be easier to

clean as well.

Oh, look what I found as well here.

We've got these Japanese barbecue things.

Look, it's like made out of concrete,

but it's all Japanese on the edge. Shit,

it's turned on. And you can put charcoal

in here, and then you've got a grill, and

then you can like smoke flame grill stuff.

So I might do something with this.

It's pretty nice.

I'm not sure what to cook on it. Maybe

some pork belly. It's really heavy as

well.

Do do do do do

do do do do do. I'm not sure

who bought it. I think maybe my mum or my

sister bought it. I didn't used to have

it. You can get them on Amazon, they're

like £40. But I was thinking when the

weather's nice, I could get some charcoal

and then cook it outside. But I'm not sure

if the Wi-Fi is strong enough to stream

from outside. It's probably not strong

enough, so I might just do it as a normal

video. Cook some bacon.

Bacon.

Look at that, that looks really cool when

I do that. It's like a cinematic camera

pan. Oh,

got some unsmoked back bacon from Woodside

Farms, butcher's quality. It's from

Denmark.

Danish bacon. It's not even British.

Mimo's outside. She was—

is this bacon okay to eat? It smells

weird.

That's fine. It says 8th of May. It's not,

it's not even— what is it today?

2nd of May.

Where are

my chopsticks? I used

to have a really nice pair of chopsticks,

but I can't find them anywhere.

These cheap wooden ones.

Turn on the grill.

I thought Mimo died. No, Toffee died.

Mimo's still alive.

Danny boy, how are you? I'm not bad.

Just got a bit upset with my last

community post. Oh, Mimo's meowing.

Let me let Mimo in.

Mrs. Mima wants to eat some bacon.

Well, hello, I'm Mrs.

Mima.

Oh no, no, where are you going, Mima?

Wow, wow,

wow, wow,

wow, wow.

Shush, making weird noise.

Wow, wow. The hell does that mean?

We got one fatty bacon. For me

and you.

Oh, one fatty bacon

and 2 fatty bacon.

Won't the smoke go up here and make a

stain?

Bacon is

cooking.

Maybe I should close the lid, cook both

sides at the same time.

Oh, steamy!

I'm hoping

the fat doesn't drip out. I make a

mess. You should make a panini. We don't

have that panini bread.

The best cooking show on YouTube.

Wow, the video quality looks really good.

Still stuck at 480p, but it looks fine.

Let me see what sauce I have.

What kind of sauce do you have?

Got mayonnaise. Well, that was

quick. Is it done already?

Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise.

I had the weirdest dream.

My uncle was building a house and then I

was walking around on the construction

site checking out his work,

and then I nearly fell down a hole. It was

so weird.

Oh, that's gonna be a bitch to clean.

Stupid bacon fat.

Oh, it looks quite good.

That's one bacon.

I ordered some beer as well that I think

is coming tomorrow. I got 23 cans of

I think it's San Miguel,

costs about £20, so it's less than a pound

per can. Pretty good deal.

It's funny you can buy beer off Amazon.

Uh, this one looks all dried and shriveled

up. Don't want it.

Oops. I do

feel like the world, or at least England,

is getting a bit back to normal. I'm

starting to remember what it felt like

pre-pandemic. When I didn't have to stress

about people in the house all the time.

Just come down to the kitchen. Oh,

it's so nice. I hate being

trapped in my room all day. It's so

stressful.

Oh, I miss pre-lockdown so much.

I want things to go back to normal. It's

funny because I miss pre-lockdown, not

because I can't go outside anymore, but

because I can't stay inside alone.

Because when the lockdown happens, all

your family, they get stuck inside the

house as well, when usually they go to

work and they live in London and they've

got a social life. When the lockdown

starts, you're stuck in the same house all

day long, every day, all all the time and

it drives you crazy.

I just missed this.

Just miss being alone. I haven't been

properly alone since— I don't

even remember because I was with Mila, so

I wasn't really properly alone. Well, I

guess I was for a few days a week. Maybe

that does count. Yeah, I haven't really

been properly alone since I got back home.

Ah, these stupid lockdowns are so

annoying, and I just know there's going to

be another one. Bet you anything they're

going to lock down again, maybe autumn or

around September, just like last year. I

can't stand them.

Maybe I could put this into the grill and

toast it.

Hmm, nah, I can't be bothered.

Can't be bothered. I can't be—

you stay in your room anyway. No, I don't.

I want to go, go downstairs into the

house. I don't just stay in my room. I go

in the kitchen, I go in the garden, I sit

by the window. But when there's people

here, I can't do anything, and I

especially cannot livestream or make

videos. I can't come downstairs and make

a video like this when there's people I

feel like an idiot. I think I'm crazy

talking to myself like this. Do you know

how stupid I probably look right now just

standing here talking to my phone?

It's embarrassing.

Look,

this is what it probably looks like, but

imagine You're someone watching me and

I'm just standing here.

Yeah, I really hate lockdown because it

means I can't stream and I look really

stupid when I'm talking to myself, and

then I can't do what I want to do because

I look like a crazy person. Look how dumb

I look. Don't I look really dumb just

standing over there talking to myself?

It's weird. I can't do that when

there's people around. I can do it when

there's no one around because I don't feel

embarrassed when I'm by myself.

Okay, what else should I add?

Uh, what else needs to go on bacon

sandwich? Where's my knife?

I don't know how those people go outside

and just make videos and don't feel really

stupid, like Harold, Bold and Bankrupt.

They must look so dumb. It looks natural

from our point of view because they're

talking to us on video. But can you

imagine how dumb they probably look

walking around with a selfie stick talking

to themselves? They must look so stupid.

Ah, this is going to be tough to clean.

It's all hardened and stuck to it.

I'll do it later, I guess.

Buy a Wi-Fi extender. I got one, but it

doesn't work very well.

It just gives you a crappier version of

the Wi-Fi.

Mama,

where are you going?

Why is she so noisy? Mimo,

you just came inside, now you want to go

back outside again?

Do you think I'm cutting it too much?

Yeah, that's fine.

Remember when I got those HelloFresh boxes

and I did that fancy cooking? I can't

believe I did that now. I don't think I'd

do that again. It's just so much work.

Maybe I used to put a lot more effort into

Oh look, even my crisps smoky bacon

flavor.

That is a British lunch.

Just gone outside again.

Remember I made the My Problem with the

Turkish Girl video and then at the end I

made Turkish kebabs? That was funny. How

come no one gets the joke?

Okay, should I have it down here or should

I go back upstairs?

Why am I always in the same sweater?

Because I like it. It's comfy, it looks

fashionable. Thinking about getting a new

one, but I don't know what kind of design

to get. I didn't really like HelloFresh

because the recipes were just very

complicated and it took too much time to

prepare. You had to marinate stuff and you

had to grate

lemon zest skin and crush nuts and do

all this stuff, and you end up with a huge

load of mess.

You get a massive mess, and then it's so

expensive as well. It's like £20 and you

just get 4ml, so you're paying about £4 or

£5 per ml.

This This meal here costs like 50p.

Got £2 packet

of bacon that has about 10 slices, and

then I just use 2. And then you've got a

packet of crisps and then a piece of

bread. Voilà! Look at that.

Oh my God, wow!

And then you get your smoky bacon crisp.

The smoky bacon complements the actual

That's a luncheon.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

That's the

bacon dance.

Look, I still got my— it looks

like a car. My dad thought it was real.

He thought I brought a piece of pork from

the airplane.

Remember, I got that from the— after

visiting single mother.

I'll do

girlfriend.

Japan makes pretty good fake food.

Where are

my scissors?

Maybe there's some brown sauce.

No, we never have brown sauce.

Oh, I'm out of breath.

Using scissors is so much better than a

knife because you get double-sided cutting

action from the top and the bottom. When

you use a knife, sometimes the knife's not

sharp enough and it drags out the fillings

and you make a mess. I want brown sauce.

Got ketchup.

Oh, no one eats good food in this house.

Mayonnaise, ketchup,

Nescafé.

Oh, salad cream. No,

I don't want salad cream.

Excuse me.

How dare you!

I really should buy some brown sauce.

Look, that's my oven. Remember, I got the

halogen oven when I got back from Korea.

What kind of tea should I have?

I've got green tea.

Would you like some green tea?

Oh,

ultimately it's

not my oven. I bought it with my own

money.

Can we stop calling chips crisps because

they're crispy? Listen, when I bite it,

it's a crispy sound, not a chippy

I'll show

you chips.

Oh fuck, even this says French fries on

it. Why does it say French fries?

Oven chips.

See, a big bag of oven chips, frozen.

I am right and you are wrong 'cause you

smell. I'm always right,

and if you're stupid Why

are they called fries? They're not even

fried. You put them in the oven.

Oh look, a hidden piece of bacon.

Wow, I'm getting Mida flashbacks

right now. Wow,

I'm getting 2020 flashbacks.

Remember when Mida was here and we made

stinging nettle soup? That was fun.

Sometimes I wish someone was here.

But not anyone.

Getting flashbacks of when Mita was here

and we did dumb stuff.

I was in such a good mood. I was back from

depressing Korea.

Everything felt like It was going up,

going in the right direction.

Korea was so bad. I never felt more

depressed.

Maybe it's just the area I stayed in, but

the area was really gloomy and run down.

It was like a very typical Korean poverty

town. They had no Western stuff in that

town. There was no McDonald's, no KFC.

It was like 100% Korea. This is Korea

kind of cheap poverty town.

It was in between Gangnam and some

other place. It was just like some random

town off the station, off the train line,

that tourists would never go to.

It was really cheap to live there, but it

was so depressing there.

Can you imagine being like a, a salaryman

in Korea? That must be so depressing,

working for some crappy company, 9 to 5,

probably 9 to 10, 5 days, 6 days a

Your boss hates you, you hate everyone at

work, your job sucks, you want to kill

I'm so glad I'm not Korean. Korean people

just look depressed.

The pressure of society in Korea just

looks really bad.

If I went back to Korea, I think I'd

definitely live in a better area.

The first Airbnb was nice, but still,

even that area was bad around Seoul

Station. I thought if I lived in next

to Seoul Station, that's like the central

part of Seoul.

Seoul Station It was like being in North

Korea. It was like being back in the '60s.

All the buildings look really old. All the

streets look really old, full of homeless

people. It's got like a colonial

era design train station.

Do not go to Seoul Station in Seoul.

Do not be tricked. It is not the nice bit

of Seoul. It's like it was probably the

nice bit of Seoul back in the '50s. Like,

back in the '50s or '60s, I bet Seoul

Station was, was all fancy and new,

and everyone thought, oh, Seoul Station,

that's the place to be. Now it's all

dilapidated and run down. It looks like

there's been no improvements to the area

since the '60s. It really feels like

you're in North Korea.

There's all these people doing political

stuff and speeches on megaphones as well.

I should have stayed in Gangnam, but

that's really expensive.

Oh, that was good lunch.

I wish I could walk around the house

without losing connection.

Okay, what should we do now? Go back

upstairs, maybe. Usually I'd go back

upstairs anyway.

Tea's too hot to drink yet.

I don't know why I feel so negative about

Korea. I've lived

in Korea many times. First time I went

there was 2012. I lived there for 3 months

with my ex-girlfriend, and we lived in We

lived in the city outside on the outskirts

of Seoul in this big high-rise apartment,

and the area around it just— even that

place felt depressing.

Like, there's just this atmosphere of

depressingness. Like, all the kids are so

stressed out at school trying to get in

university, or their parents are going to

disown them. All the men look stressed

out. And miserable. All the women,

everyone just looks miserable and angry

and like they're living in poverty. It's

just like poverty everywhere.

Just brings your mood down. You look at

the people around you and they look

miserable, makes you feel miserable too.

Stuff like You know the food stalls they

have on the roadside? Just looking at that

just makes you feel like poverty. Who,

who has dinner sitting on the roadside on

some little flimsy stall, sitting on a

stool that has plastic see-through

curtains as its walls? It's just so

poverty, isn't it? What are they called?

Pojang matcha or something.

It's usually like an old middle-aged woman

running it. And then she makes stuff like

tteokbokki, or the grilled guts on a stick

covered in orange kimchi sauce. And then

they just sit there like hunched over the

bar eating that out of a polystyrene cup.

And they're working like they're wearing

their working clothing and it's like 10

PM. You look at them, you think, Jesus,

that's depressing.

Now everything about Korea is just

I don't know, maybe I'm somehow— I'm

biased against it for some reason.

And then I went back, I went to Korea

2012, 2013.

Not 14, not 15, but 16.

So I stayed with my ex-Korean girlfriend 3

times for 3 months, so it's like 9 months.

And the 4th time was last year by myself.

That was my first time ever in Korea by

myself, which probably doesn't seem like a

big deal, but to me it was because I was

always scared of doing anything by myself

in Korea because I always had my

ex-girlfriend looking after me, and she

would always take me shopping, and then

she would always be the one finding out

how to get to places. I just followed her.

So 2020 was the first time I was properly

alone and independent in Korea.

It made me think that, oh, that wasn't

such a big deal, wasn't so difficult. I

don't know why I was so scared before. I

was really scared before of getting lost.

Maybe because back then I didn't have a

smartphone. Didn't I? I must have.

No, I did have a smartphone. I had the

Samsung Note 3, but I didn't have internet

connection. Maybe that's why I felt

Maybe I just need to stay in a better

area. I wish I would like Korea because it

would be nice to have a second, like,

backup country, backup Japan country,

because I can't stay in Japan forever. I

always end up having to leave, so it'd be

nice to have a few other countries that I

like as much as Japan.

I was considering Taiwan, but now it looks

like China is preparing to invade Taiwan

or something. Says China looks at Taiwan

as a renegade province.

They don't accept it as an independent

country or state. They want to reclaim

Taiwan. Because they still think of Taiwan

as part of their territory.

So goodbye, Taiwan. Rest in

What a shame. Another democracy.

If China had its way, there'd be no

democracy. The whole world would just be

like China, one party ruling everything.

Screw your human rights and your freedom

of speech.

I would hate to live in China.

But to be fair, I don't know about the

Hong Kong stuff. I feel like it

was within China's rights to take Hong

Kong back because the British did take

Hong Kong by force back when we were a

superpower.

We just took Hong Kong from China because

they couldn't stop us and we made it

democratic.

So maybe it's

rightfully China's.

It wasn't taken, it was a deal. Yeah,

because if they didn't agree to our deal,

we were gonna invade or bombard them.

They couldn't say no. Back then in the

1800s,

the British Navy destroyed their navy in

like 10 minutes. They couldn't even do

anything to fight back. We had cannons and

muskets. They still had bow and arrows.

Britain was like the bully of the world

back then. If you didn't agree to our

terms, we'd just colonize you.

I don't know, don't know how to feel about

I think it sucks, but then on the other

hand,

I don't know,

whatever.

I don't hate Chinese people. I just, I

don't like the government because

I believe in democracy,

and I don't like countries where they

just, I don't know.

I don't like it when the government has

too much power.

It just seems like a bad idea.

But anyway, that's why I don't think I'd

go to Taiwan or Hong Kong. I definitely

won't go to Hong Kong now.

This is weird tasting green tea.

Just tastes like normal tea.

What are my plans for my channel?

I need some new ideas. I was gonna do a

why I regret cheating video. Wear my suit.

I'm not really sure what to say. I could

just say stuff like, I'm so sorry,

I cheated,

but I'm worried it will sound too

sarcastic. I thought my last video would

sound really sarcastic and people still

didn't seem to notice or mind. They either

didn't notice or they noticed and they

found it funny. So maybe I can just be

really sarcastic even more than I'm

usually.

Also, it turns out it doesn't really

make much difference if the video is 8

minutes long or 15 minutes long. It

doesn't really make more or less money as

long as you can get people to watch the

same percentage of the video then it

should make around the same amount of

money. So if I can get 40— if I can get

people to watch 40% of an 8-minute video,

it will still make about the same amount

of money as people watching 40% of a

15-minute video. So I don't really feel

like there's much point in forcing myself

to talk and talk and talk to get it to 15

minutes. I used to think 15 minutes was

better because it's more watch time and

YouTube likes more watch time. I don't

know if it really matters.

It's a lot easier to just talk for 8

minutes,

and it's, it's also easier to get people

to watch more of the video if the video is

shorter. So I don't know if that helps.

I don't know what to do for videos

anymore, really.

I miss the days when I felt like people

cared about my opinions on things.

Maybe it's all just in my head. Maybe

people still do care. It's just that I

feel like they don't care because the

numbers are down, so I don't feel

motivated to make videos now because it

feels like people don't care.

Where's my sister? She went on a trip.

There's nothing I really want to talk

What are you cooking? I already finished

cooking. I had a delicious bacon

sandwichy.

Just trying to plan stuff, you know,

trying to get back into the mojo.

Of last year.

I can't sleep these days. I can't sleep

until about 5 AM. I just lie there in bed

and then the birds start singing and I'm

still awake and it's so depressing. And I

can't sleep until I've jerked off about

twice. I just

get so bored trying to fall asleep, I end

up jerking off. 5 AM I fall asleep

and I wake up around 2 PM now. So I'm

getting 7— I'm still getting 9

hours of sleep. I just, I can't sleep and

then I can't wake up early and that means

I can't sleep again and then

I can't wake up early the next day and

then I end up sleeping even later.

But it's so boring just being awake,

awake all night. I want to fall asleep

around maybe 2,

and I've got nothing to do. All I can do

is maybe do a stream.

Try and play Rainbow Six to kill the time.

My Discord server has gotten really boring

because I end up banning— end up banning

loads of people because they were just

irritating, just talking all the time

about their own rubbish. I just want a

Discord server where people are talking

about— either talking about stuff I'm

interested in or talking about stuff

that's related to to the channel. It's

like all the people in my Discord, they

don't even watch or they don't even care

anymore. They all just come and join with

their friends and then they just use my

Discord server like it's a hangout place

for their friends. Just make your own

server and stay there. Might delete it

again. It's just useless waste of time.

There's no— it's like only 2 people who

are nice to talk to. Everyone else just

like— there's no sense of community

anymore.

Back in the day, there used to be a sense

of community, and people joined because

they wanted to talk to me and they were

interested in what I was doing and what

What do I think of people trying to cancel

Ice? I was in Ice's Discord last night.

Ice was ranting and having a go.

I, I sent one message, but he didn't even

notice. He seems like he's losing it,

doesn't he? I don't know how to feel

really. On one hand, I feel sorry for him

because I can imagine how much it sucks

being banned off the platform that you

became really big and successful on.

And yeah, I do agree he pioneered IRL and

he inspired a lot. He even inspired me to

do live streaming. A lot of my sense of

humor and kind of videos I ended up making

were inspired by Ice, and the streams I

used to do outside in Japan were all

inspired by Ice because I was into him

back then.

But he was just whining about all these

big Twitch streamers ignoring him or not

supporting him, and he said he was upset

because he doesn't feel acknowledged by

his peers. Like, he wants recognition, I

think, and he wants credit, and he feels

like he's been betrayed and, and outcasted

by all these big streamers who he sees as

on his level, or he used to think of as

friends.

I don't know, it's a little bit

complicated.

They want to protect their own Twitch

careers, so they're not going to be—

they're not going to stick out their necks

and risk their own Twitch career to

support Ice publicly.

But I think that's what Ice wants so he

can get back on Twitch. He wants the big

streamers To give him some

support. He must be getting frustrated.

Some kid called Karl Jacobs— I never heard

of him before, but he's like this massive

streamer, plays Minecraft.

Apparently his audience

had a— were very angry because there's a

picture of Karl meeting ICE,

and they were accusing him of supporting

ICE. And people think ICE is like a racist

or whatever. It's really dumb. I never

even heard this Karl Jacobs guy. He's like

some little kid playing Minecraft, but

he's got a huge fan base.

Millions. He gets like tens of thousands

of viewers on Twitch. I don't even know

who these kids are.

And then Ice is upset because he

feels like he's being thrown under the bus

again.

And for some reason, Ice really hates

YouTube. He keeps saying YouTube is shit

for streaming. I think YouTube is good for

streaming. It's better than Twitch. On

YouTube streaming, you get ad revenue. So

if I did one stream, even without any

donations, I'm still making ad revenue.

And I'll make like $20 or $15

or $20 just from ad revenue.

Even after a month of streaming on Twitch,

I only made about $15 ad revenue from

about 70 hours of live streaming. I only

made $15 from ads. I make $15 from

ad revenues on a stream just from one

stream on YouTube. Just from like a couple

hours streaming. So even if I don't get

any donations, I don't feel like it's a

waste of time because I still get the ad

revenue. So the ad revenue on YouTube is

way better than what Twitch gives you.

YouTube has members, which is the same as

subs, so people can pay a set amount of

money every month to be a special member.

So it's the same as Twitch, and YouTube

has stickers that people can pay for if

they want to.

And on YouTube, you have the chance of

going viral. Even a stream can go viral.

On Twitch, things don't really go viral.

How do you get noticed on Twitch? You have

to get boosted or raided by a bigger

streamer to get some support. The only

thing I like about Twitch is you don't

have to worry about things like

thumbnails, dislikes, comment sections,

because they don't have any of it. And

also Twitch has gifted subs, which I think

is a really good idea. So if someone wants

to pay for 10 members subscriptions, they

can, and then the streamer gets 10 subs

and then 9 random people get a free sub,

so it's like win-win. I think YouTube

should copy that.

As for the technology, I don't really see

any difference between streaming on

YouTube and Twitch. It's just the same,

you know. So you got the camera, you got

Why doesn't he just follow what Dr

Disrespect does? Dr Disrespect's got

banned on Twitch as well. But he's not

being all negative about YouTube. He's

just going ahead with YouTube

and doing a good job at it.

I don't know, I'd rather stream

on YouTube if I had to choose one.

The only problem with YouTube is you get

one strike and then you get banned from

streaming for 90 days. That's a bit too

harsh. So if I make one mistake and I

accidentally do something wrong, or I use

someone's footage I can get a strike for

90 days,

which is a very long time.

I also don't think that even if Ice gets

back on Twitch, it's not gonna be like a

magic, magic wand that's gonna

make him really famous again. People lost

interest because he stopped doing the

stuff that people loved. He doesn't even

go outside to do IRL because he's worried

people are gonna stream snipe him and do

the stuff they did before. But if he did

that stuff on YouTube again, I'm sure

people would come back. And start watching

But it just seems like he doesn't want to

do the stuff that he used to do because it

caused him a lot of problems. I feel the

same. I kind of stopped doing what

I used to do when Mila dumped me because

of it. And so I felt like all my toxic

content and making people hate me was part

of the reason Mila left me. So I, I lost

the motivation to do that stuff anymore

because I got punished so bad— badly for

YouTube algorithm doesn't work well with

streams. That's what I thought, but then

you look at Ice's channel. He did the

MrBeast finger challenge stream. It has

400,000 views. If that's

not like a viral thing, then I don't know

what is. He also did the WallStreetBets

stock trading streams, which got him

hundreds of thousands of views, which he

doesn't usually get.

So a stream can go viral depending

on what it's about.

I used to think a streamer couldn't go

viral until then.

I'm wondering if I could copy that.

Too late now to do the whole

WallStreetBets thing.

Depending on the title, different streams

do better than others. So if it's just

like me chopping up broccoli, it's not

going to get as many views as a stream

where I'm really upset about getting

dumped.

I need to get dumped again.

Who wants to dump me?

How to make drama: be a cute girl,

message me, make me think you want to have

sex with me, and then I fly all the way to

your country, and then you ghost me, and

then I hate you. Uh, go back upstairs. I

need to go to the toilet. Look, it's

outdoors. I might go out in a minute,

play some football. I think

I'm gonna shit myself.

Quick, it's coming out!

The tea's giving me a bowel movement.

Toilet's so annoying because it keeps— I

don't know why, but the flush on that

toilet, it's not really powerful.

And if you have poo, you have to flush it

at least twice,

maybe even 3 times. And my mum

used to whine at me because I didn't flush

it twice, and then there's still bits

floating around, and then you have to wait

like 5 minutes for the water to refill.

Oh, play some Rainbow, show you my skills.

I can't get the screen to be straight on

there. That looks pretty good. Wow,

that's pretty good. Show my hardcore

Rainbow Six skills.

You have a nice computer, use OBS. Yeah,

I might do that one day,

get the screen capture display thing

going so you can have non-curvy— this girl

looks weird. She's called Iana.

This girl looks like a man. This girl

looks cute because you can't see half her

face. Oh, excuse me.

Problem is it's a curved display, so it's

gonna look a bit, a bit curved.

Some days I really hate this game and it's

so boring, and I think to myself Yeah,

I'll just get a MacBook because I don't

really care about playing anymore. And

then some— I feel like I really want to

play it and I get really into it.

So this is the initial phase where you're

a drone. You gotta scout out where the

enemy is. You're these tiny little drone

things. And I only recently discovered

if you look up and jump, you can jump

higher. I didn't know you could do that.

So if I look up Just as I jump, you can

jump over obstacles.

So we're going to breach this building and

the enemy team has to defend it. And

whilst we're scouting out with drones,

they're setting up traps to trap us. Now,

a special ability of this character is

she's got a grappling hook and You

can zip wire into windows like this.

It's very quick. Fuck you!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! You died,

idiot. Think you

can kill me?

Oh. Pony Frooned.

Well, sometimes that happens.

Stupid peeking. Look at them trying so

hard with their peeking. I hate

those players. They're so desperate to

win, they gotta use all the peeking

things. Oh, look at me, I play ranked,

I'm doing professional peeking. Get lost.

Let's see what's outside. Nothing.

Oh, we lost.

I remember the first time I played Rainbow

Six and I thought it was really, really

scary and really,

really intense because you had to be

careful and you had to be tactical and you

needed to crouch and be slow and listen

for footsteps. You really don't. You can

just run in there. Some classes, some

operators are even designed to just run

in. Um,

I quite like this guy. He's got a

sledgehammer. He's called Sledge because

he's got a sledgehammer. How original.

He's one of my favorites for rushing in.

I actually bumped into a viewer one time I

was playing He recognized me. He said he's

been watching my channel for years. What a

coincidence. Look, you can see me.

Hello. Counter-Strike GO.

Counter-Strike GO looks rubbish.

I know games are not about good graphics

or not, and this game has kind of outdated

graphics, but it looks good.

Counter-Strike GO does not look good, and

it's not because the graphics are bad,

it's just because It looks bad. It looks

shit.

I don't like the way it looks. This game

looks realistic. It's got nice lighting

effects. I like the character designs,

but it's still an outdated game. But it

doesn't matter. It doesn't need

state-of-the-art graphics to look good.

This looks good. I think it looks great.

I love the way it looks.

Counter-Strike: GO, it just looks too old.

I don't like how old it looks.

And I like the different abilities all of

the operators have, and I like the dynamic

of one team defends and has traps and

defenses, the other team breaches And has

tools for breaching. I think that's really

interesting. Counter-Strike: GO

just looks like everyone's just running

around a map with an AK and then shooting

each other.

I tried other games like Battlefield 4,

Battlefield 1, but I don't like

them because there's too many players. I

don't like 40 versus 40 games

because you just feel like— it feels like

you're meaningless, that you're

insignificant. When it's 5 versus 5,

you're more important as part of the team.

When it's 40 versus 40 It doesn't really

matter. You can go AFK and it won't even

make any difference because you're just

one person.

I don't really feel like playing. I don't

Manage your cables. Do you like my cables?

It looks really bad. I can't get them out

the way. I've got too many things. I've

got the GoPro set up to that monitor.

I've got the webcam, keyboard, mouse.

I've got this lamp.

I've got my charging cables.

One problem is when I turn this radiator

on, sometimes the cables get too close to

it and get really hot. I've got my mic.

I still got my bubbles here from my

birthday stream, the ill-fated birthday

stream that I accidentally deleted.

Okay, what do I do now? I might end the

stream and go outside soon. It's nice

weather for some football.

Stream Rainbow Six. I don't really feel

I don't really play Rainbow Six for fun.

I play it to kill time. Because I've got

nothing else to do. I just turned Rainbow

Six on because really

I don't have anything to do.

If I didn't play Rainbow Six, what would I

be doing? Touching myself, maybe.

Wow, I need to wipe this table, it's all

dusty.

Life is boring. Yeah, life is so boring.

The main thing I want to do is just find a

cute girl to have sex with and then do

stuff to make money.

What else is there to do in life?

Have sex, make money, eat food.

Reduce danger in your life so you don't

die. Start a

family, maybe.

Show us the garden. If I go outside, then

I'll lose connection. But it looks the

same as before. Do I miss Japan?

I don't know, to be honest.

I like being home when there's no people

around, but when there's all these people

here, I don't like being home anymore.

If I felt happy at home I'd probably just

stay at home, to be honest, and not waste

my money. But then my channel is going to

die because people think it's boring when

I'm just at home doing nothing.

But then even when I'm doing crazy

adventurous stuff, it's not like my

channel blows up, doesn't it? It gets like

30k views, 20k views at most.

It's not really worth it. If I— if you

said, Daniel, if you go on a crazy

adventure you're guaranteed to get 100K

views minimum, then I'd be like, wow,

let's go pack my bags.

But I'll barely get 30K views if I went

traveling. People would lose interest

again. I think I could maybe get 20K views

by going to Spain or a different country,

and then people get bored again because

I'm not doing anything.

And then I've just wasted all this money

flying and spending hotel money on the

hotel, and then I'm only getting an extra

10K views. It's just, it's not worth it

because you stay in a hotel

No, I go out, but When

I stream, I stream from inside the hotel

because it's got good internet and it's

safe and it's comfy. I'm not going to go

outside and stream. I'm not doing IRL

because number one, it uses a lot of data

and I've only got 14 gigabytes of data a

month overseas, so the

connectivity is limited. And then it's

dangerous because someone might rob me,

or they might stream snipe me and beat me

up, or anything could happen. That's why

IRL is risky.

And then I've got to spend all day walking

up and down, and I feel stupid filming.

It's just easiest to do it from the hotel

But I'm not gonna go traveling unless a

girl wants to meet up, because otherwise

what's the point? If I went to Spain and

there were no girls wanting to meet up,

it's not like I'm gonna go into a bar and

then chat some girls up. I'll just be— I

might try Tinder and then fail and then

whine about it.

But the problem is now I'm a bit paranoid

that girls are trying to catfish me. So

any girl could easily say, yeah, I live in

Poland, come to Poland, we can meet and

have sex, and then they just ghost me, or

it's like a troll or something, and then

I've just wasted all my money going to

Poland for nothing. I don't really want to

go there. I couldn't care less about

Poland.

It's just a big risk now.

Yeah, recently quite a few people have

been messaging me to troll me. Like, they

say, I want to apply to be your

girlfriend, I think you're really cute,

and then they say, just kidding. Just

trolling, haha.

So now I don't trust any of them.

They always turn out to be a troll if it's

a cute girl, and then usually they're not

cute if it's not a troll.

Why don't you become a pickup artist?

Yeah, I think things would be a lot easier

if I could just pick up girls. I didn't

have to rely on my trolling YouTube

viewers. That'd be so great if I could

just pack my bags, go Spain, walk into

some bars and nightclubs and then just

walk out with a cute girl, take back to my

room, and then I didn't have to use my

channel, I didn't have to use Tinder.

That'd be great,

but I've got such a defeatist attitude

that it's just not gonna work.

I think the most I could do is I walk into

a bar and then just sit there drinking my

drink and being too nervous.

I went to a nightclub in Japan and I

was too scared to talk to anyone. I just

sat at the bar drinking my drink. I was

even scared to order my drink. It took me

like an hour before I could even order the

drink because I was getting anxiety

to talk to the bar guy.

And then everyone started dancing. I was

just sitting at the bar drinking. I went

with David Bond.

David talked to a few girls. He kept

telling them we were a gay couple or

something. Bit weird. If you're trying to

pick up girls, why are you telling them

that we're gay?

But I could barely hear anything because

the music was so loud.

If I had a laptop, I could put the laptop

here and

then I could stream from here. Augustus.

Why is it all soapy? Uh, look at the dirt.

No, I don't want to waste my money. Maybe

if I was like a massive successful

streamer with 1,000 viewers, I might spend

some money to improve my setup,

but I can't be bothered when it's just

100 people watching. What's the point?

Why are there these weird bubbles coming

out from nowhere? Oh, it's making

everything more dirty.

Does Amazon ask for ID? Yeah, they are. I

don't know, actually. They used to if you

ordered alcohol, but I think now they just

leave everything by the doorstep.

Put this in the bin.

I think I'll save my money. Don't want to

waste my money because no one cares

anyway, so why should I care?

I wish I bought Bitcoin last week.

Bitcoin dropped down to $48,000 and I

didn't even buy any, and now it's back up

to $57,000. That's like a 15% gain. If you

just put $1,000 back when it was down

$48K, you would have gained like $100 by

now. That's like easy $100, $150.

Why didn't I get some?

I always buy it when it's going up, and

then when it's going down, I'm not

interested in buying it.

Wow, look at my notes. Have I used all my

notes? Remember this notebook?

I got it in Japan after I left Chihiro.

You actually met David Bond? Yeah, he used

to be a fan of mine back in 2017.

He used to think it was funny. He came to

Japan to see me and we hung out for 2

days. We didn't really do anything though.

He was just moaning the whole time about

how much he hates Japan and how boring

Japanese girls are. It was kind of weird

hanging out with him because every time he

saw a cute girl, he'd suddenly rush off to

go and try and pick them up. It was just

really awkward. Wow, look at this. This is

like a book of memories.

My first page. I should write the date as

well at the top. It's interesting to look

back at what I was writing.

Would I go to Trash Taste if they invited

you? No, I'm not doing any more of these

stupid interviews because they have a

really good camera quality and they'll

just make me look ugly, and then I'd

probably be really awkward and weird.