I translate Hentai

Hey, so since yesterday I was talking

about translation, I thought I'd show you

some of the hentai comics that I've been

translating. So this was the first hentai

comic that I had to translate. It's called

Heso Musabori, which means something like

belly button indulgence or devourer. I

didn't understand what this word meant,

so I had to look it up in the dictionary.

Even my Japanese friend couldn't read

this. He said it was a really difficult

word, like Not a very commonly used word.

It's basically about this woman.

She works as the school doctor and her job

is to do medical examinations on the

female students. And she has this strange

fetish where she likes to poke the

students in the belly button and make them

smell it. Yeah, she has this strange

belly button fetish. She does stuff like

this. And then

one day, one of the teachers, this man,

he finds out and then he basically

blackmails her. He says that if you don't

have sex with me, then I'll tell everyone

about your sick belly button fetish. And

then he ends up like basically forcing her

to have sex with him. And then he plays

with her belly button. It's kind of gross,

actually. I don't really find this

arousing or anything because I don't find

belly buttons to be sexy. They're kind of

gross if you think about it, especially in

this comic. The way they draw the belly

buttons looks, looks really realistic and

gross, to be honest.

Especially this one. Come on, that's not

sexy. That's just disgusting. No one's

belly button is that dirty.

And then she makes them smell it. It's

really weird. And then there's the second

part of the belly button story. That's a

pretty gross-looking belly button. It

basically just continues on the story of

the perverted teacher exploiting the

doctor, and she eventually starts to stop

resisting and she starts enjoying it. She

starts to submit to him.

There wasn't actually that much dialogue.

If you look at the text boxes— well,

there was a lot on this page, but on most

of the pages the dialogue's pretty short

like this, so it didn't actually take a

long time to translate.

I couldn't show any of this. I had to

blank out a lot of stuff because, you

know, I can't show boobs and nittles—

nipples and vaginas on YouTube,

unfortunately, even if they aren't real.

But I think showing belly buttons should

be okay. There's nothing weird about or

sexual about belly buttons, is there?

This is gross. I don't understand how

anyone would find this sexy or arousing.

It's just— to me, it's just really weird.

So here's another hentai manga I

translated, and the story goes like this.

It's basically about this woman who goes

to this guy's apartment, and then she sees

him in there with his girlfriend, and his

girlfriend is apologizing, saying that

she's sorry because she cheated on him.

And then the woman from outside and this

other woman come into the guy's apartment,

and then they say that the girlfriend

should leave because, because she doesn't

deserve him because she cheated on him.

And then they start trying to have sex

with him, basically. And then the

girlfriend says No, you two should leave.

He's my boyfriend. And then they start

having this competition where they say

whoever can make him come first gets to

have him as a boyfriend. So they all start

trying to have sex with him and start

giving him blowjobs and stuff like that.

Yeah, I had to blank out a lot of this

because I can't show this on YouTube.

Um, yeah, they end up all having sex with

him. And then in the end, he comes inside

with his girlfriend and then she's really

happy and he's really happy. And that's

the end. That's basically the story. I

know it's kind of weird, isn't it?

But it was, it was interesting to

translate. It wasn't difficult. It was

really basic Japanese. So it

wasn't a hard job. It was actually pretty

entertaining, pretty funny to do.

And then this other guy wanted me to

translate his idea for hentai manga into

Japanese. So it says, one day at a medical

testing company, a young woman spots pills

labeled male enhancement. Curiosity gets

the better of her and takes them home. At

home, with no idea of how many pills to

consume, she takes the entire bottle and

starts to feel ill. Leaning on the counter

with one hand and hugging her belly with

the other. Uh, I don't— I feel— collapses

on the floor. While asleep, her stomach

begins to swell and expand with a barely

visible snake-like distension under the

surface of her tightly swollen belly.

Panning down to her genitals, her outer

labia seems swollen, immensely so. She

awakens the next morning alarmed by her

belly and feeling very full.

Instinctively, she begins to push And as

if the girl's water had broken, the

bathroom floor is flooded with thick white

fluid, as if someone had popped a semen

balloon from inside her vagina. She then

pushes her large flaccid cock out of her

vagina. An X-ray or cross-sectional

reveals that the testicles are inside of

her, too large to be pushed out. She needs

to climax regularly so that they do not

swell so large to be— as to be hazardous

to her health. Not climaxing for a day

leaves her with a large pregnant-seeming

belly. It's a rough idea. I think the idea

would be really great because it allows

for— I didn't really understand what this

meant. It looks like semen body on both

sides, giver and receiver. So basically

it's a story about a girl who has a giant

penis and she has to ejaculate every day,

otherwise her testicles get too large.

And they might kill her, something like

that. There's also a nice image at the

bottom. I can't really show you all of it.

Yeah, that's what it looks like. It's

really strange. Um, I think I did

a pretty good job at translating it. It

wasn't really difficult. I wasn't

quite sure about this bit though. What is

a semen body? Maybe it means that

she has the ability to be cummed in and

she can cum in someone else, something

like that. So yeah, that was a quick look

at some of the hentai stuff I've been

translating. Hopefully I get more because

it's so much more interesting translating

hentai than it is translating stuff like

medical documents or business stuff.

That's just really boring. I wonder if

there's like a special website where I can

get more hentai translation work. Maybe I

should have a look for it.