Streamlabs Is Back - I Fixed It )-984920944

Streamlabs is back. We got Streamlabs. Streamlabs is back.

Hello.

Oh, thank you, Scoper, for the bits. In a second, I'll explain how I fixed Streamlabs, I'm a genius! I was working all day yesterday trying to fix it and I finally found out how. Wait, the stupid sun's blinding me. This is the bad time of day where the sun starts coming down and shining into my bedroom. It's very bright, I don't like it. Do I usually use a mic? Yes, I'm using a mic. It's the Blue Yeti. I don't know why people are saying the volume's loud. I've got it on max. Max. I can't make it maxer. Stupid sun. I hate the sun. The sun blinds you, it makes you squint, and then it makes your skin age if you're in the sun too much. And it also makes me sneeze, and it makes my freckles more visible than usual. I don't know why, but I think my freckles become darker when it's in the sunlight. I think that's the whole point of freckles in the first place. They're like a genetic adaptation. To reduce getting sunburnt. So you got like freckles, it's supposed to absorb the UV rays. I hate my freckles. You probably can't see it because the video quality is not amazing, but I don't like them. Some people think freckles are cute. I don't understand how. I guess it's nice some people think they're cute, but I don't like them. I wish I had clear skin, but Might as well give up on that dream. The only way I'll ever get clear skin is by using low-resolution webcams and beauty filters. Oh well, can't have everything, can you? At least I'm not fat like my you-know-what. Okay, so here's how I fixed Stream— I don't know if you actually care. I don't really care anymore, to be honest. So the reason why Streamlabs wasn't working was because I was fiddling around with the scenes, and I think I did some kind of setting that kept crashing the whole thing. And even when I uninstalled it and reinstalled it, it kept saving and bringing back my old scenes. It somehow had them saved somewhere, and then it would just crash again. So it didn't matter if I reinstalled it or downloaded it again. And then I found this special file thanks to a message on Instagram. There's a special file called— you have to search %appdata%, and then it brings up this folder called SLOBSClient, and then you have to delete that. And then it— then you can reopen Streamlabs from fresh, and everything was fine. But when I logged back into Twitch, it brought all the scenes back again, which made it crash again. So I had to keep deleting the SLOBS client folder, and then I tried logging into YouTube on Streamlabs and everything was fine because it had a different scene saved file. Every time I logged into Twitch, it just automatically crashed in the first 2 seconds. So how I fixed it was I did import scenes from OBS, which is a different program, and then it imported the scenes from OBS and that overrode The scenes that were screwing up my Streamlabs, and then everything was fixed. I'm a genius. Programming genius. It was so stressful trying to find out what was causing the problem. I don't know what I did that managed to break it so badly. I was just setting up the second webcam and I was changing the resolution. To widescreen instead of square shape aspect ratio, and that's managed to crash Streamlabs over and over and over again. So now I've got a fresh new scene set up without the ones that were causing problems. So I hope you found that interesting. Thanks for listening.

Goodbye.

No, not really. We're gonna do a 10-hour stream, hopefully. Look what I got on this. I found I found out how to do animated GIFs. Hopefully it doesn't crash. Where is it? Image. Can you see it? Look, you can do an animated GIF. I can make it rain. Oh, you can see it. That's great. Where can I put my iPad? Put it here. I want to put it on the keyboard, but it might press a button. What do you think? You could put any media source using this. You could put a little video playing that you have saved on your hard drive. You can put an image, you can put a GIF, you could put— you can even put a sound file. So I could have a sound to play if I activate it. Lots of things you could do if you're bored enough. What else could I put? I don't really know what to do with this knowledge. I guess it looks nice. Am I still going back to Japan? I would go to Japan tomorrow if I could. I want to leave so badly. Fed up. These people keep ruining my life. Audio is worse quality than usual.

Why?

Testing.

Testing.

Let me test the audio. Let me test the audio. Oh yeah, it sounds weird. Ugh, why does everything go wrong all the time? Um, how do I fix it? It says microphone Yeti stereo microphone. Maybe it's not plugged in properly.

Testing.

How does it sound?

Testing.

How does it sound? I think I fixed it. Testing. Yeah, I think it sounds good now. That's weird. All I did was I pulled it out and I put it back in. Very strange. When you use a computer, things just randomly break or randomly glitch for no apparent reason. Oh, it's so hot today and the heating's on. This is the problem with the new heating. It seems like the new heating, you can't control it room by room. So you set it to 20 degrees and it turns on all of the heating. And it makes the whole house 20 degrees, and then I'm here boiling hot with the sun coming in. Ah, there's someone outside my bedroom. I hate it when people outside my bedroom.

Can they fuck off?

Your dad made the house. My dad made the heating so you could control it room by room, but then it broke and no one could find out how to fix it or how to work it. So we paid— well, I didn't pay because I don't want to pay because I don't think it's a good idea, but we paid a lot of money to get this new heating system installed. But the new heating system, you can't control it room by room. Well, I don't think you can. There's a thermostat and you just set the temperature and then it heats up the whole house to that temperature. So if someone's really cold in one room and they turn the heating up, then I'm gonna start boiling in my room. What was wrong with the old one? I don't know, really. I think some of the radiators stopped working, and then all of them stopped working apart from one or two, and the whole house was freezing. And then they came and they installed the new heating, which took like a month, and then they've somehow managed to break the shower. So the shower hasn't worked for over a week now. And we can only wash by having a bath because there's no water pressure going to the shower, and they keep coming back trying to fix it, but they always end up not fixing it and then it breaks again. Now we've got to wait for them to come back again to try and fix the shower. I don't know why it's related to For some reason the shower and the heating are connected. If it was up to me, to fix the heating, I just got this electrical plug-in one down there. And then if the shower broke, you can actually get— you can get camping showers on Amazon which are like £50. And it's pressurized and it uses a battery. It's used for camping really, it's for outside camping. But it works the same as a normal shower? You've got like a tank and you fill up the tank and then it uses a battery or some kind of pump and then you just hook it up. And it supposedly works like a normal shower. I would just get one of those. Or I'd just use the bathtub, which is fine. I don't really mind having a bath. But then people start complaining because I got hair. Because when I don't wash my hair for days, the, the hairs that have fallen out stay on my head Until I wash my hair, and then it all comes out all at once, and then there's a lot of hair in the bathtub. And then usually I rinse the hair out after the water's drained, but it takes like 10 minutes, 5 minutes for the water to drain, and I'm really hot, and I don't want to be sitting around in the bathroom boiling hot waiting for the water to drain. So I come out and I play Rainbow Six, and then I kind of forget, and then I don't go back into the bathroom until maybe half an hour later. To rinse away the hairs. And then someone has to always go straight into the bathroom to use the bath straight after I've had one, and then starts moaning at me because I didn't wash it. Maybe if you gave me a bloody chance to wash it.

Idiot.

Didn't even get a chance. A lot of my hair falls out when I wash it, and then if I haven't washed it for a few days, even more of it falls out. So after I've had a bath, there's a lot of hair in the bath. There's 4 bathrooms in the whole house. We all have to use the same one for some reason.

So annoying.

And then you've got 24 hours in a day. You have to choose to have a bath straight after I have one. Getting very stressed out living like this. So I decided to have a bath earlier today at maybe 1. And then she goes and has a bath straight after me again. Last time I had a bath at 8, thinking, oh, 8 o'clock's quite early, no one's gonna have a bath at 8. And then someone goes straight into the bathroom after I've used it at 8 o'clock, and then straight in after again when I used it today at 1 o'clock. It's like they're trying to use the bath straight after I've used it, and then they start moaning if there's hairs in it.

Fucking hell. Irritating.

I just want to leave. Either I want to leave or I want them to leave. It's so stressful living with people, isn't it? Why don't you ask them if they're going to use the bath before you go in? Because I don't really talk to them. I don't have to keep asking, are you gonna use the bath? Are you gonna do this? I'm gonna do this now. When are you gonna do that? Yeah, I guess problems could be avoided if we just had like a schedule when we did things, but it's just annoying. Never had this problem with Chihiro. I used to have a bath with Chihiro and she never complained about my hair. Wait, I was gonna make a community post on YouTube. What's on your mind? I need to make some content today. We'll do that later. I've got a few ideas. So my most successful videos seem to be my Why I hate XXX video games videos. So I thought we'd play some games, just one game, and then I'll do like a rant about how much it sucks. I got this new game, it's called Binding of Isaac. It was only £5, and I hear it's quite popular, and I've never played it. So I'll open that maybe a bit later and do some— I probably will hate it because I hate most games. But yeah, my Boneworks video is getting loads of views right now. You guys probably don't know because you guys don't watch my video game reviews. You watch like the, the hiding in my room kind of content. But I've also got a lot of video game reviews on my channel that get views from a completely different audience. Those people are not going to be here because They don't watch for like my normal stuff. They just, they get baited by my clickbait. They're mostly dumb kids who go, oh, you're stupid, why do you hate Super Mario? Why I Hate Among Us is doing well for me right now, and Why I Hate Boneworks It has nearly 100,000— no, it has 80,000 views. I think it could get to 100,000, but in this month it's gotten 10,000 views. In this month, and I made that video like a year ago. Such an easy way to get views. I get more views doing the why I hate XXX video game kind of videos than I do on my hiding in my room channel where I've got 100k subs. That don't watch my videos anymore.

Idiots.

Sub to me and then they don't even watch. What's the point? And then I need to have a rant about Dutch people because they're starting to piss me off. You know, I made that video why I hated living in the Netherlands. Well, it's starting to get traction from Dutch people, and they keep writing stupid comments trying to argue with me. You can't argue with me because the points that I made are facts. They're not opinions. You can't argue with facts. If I have— if I make an opinion, then you could say, oh, your opinion's wrong. But if I say the sky is blue, you can't argue because that's a fact. And all the problems I made— I had on my Why I Hate Living in Netherlands video are all facts. None of it was opinion. And all these stupid Dutch people saying, no, if you went somewhere— if you went to other places and not just Rotterdam. Or they say Amsterdam isn't all of Netherlands or something like that, when I didn't even say that. They keep trying to argue me off of points that I didn't even make. Pissing me off. One of them said, maybe if you didn't have such a negative attitude, then you could have gone to some nice places. I went to loads of nice places. The hell are you talking about? I never said I didn't go to any nice places. I never said Rotterdam doesn't have any nice places. And he's just assuming that I didn't get to go in— go any nice places because my attitude's so negative. I went to loads of nice places in Rotterdam. It doesn't invalidate any of the points I made.

Idiot.

Stupid people. It's like they don't even watch the video properly, and then they start trying to argue with me, and then all the points are so dumb that I've got the comment section ready here. Do that later when I've run out of things to talk about. Could make it into a video. My problem with Dutch people. It happens every time. Oh wow, thank you, DZP. Very kind to sub to me. Every time I make one of these, why I hated living in XXX country, I always ended up getting bombarded with all these stupid comments. Like my Why I Hated Living in South Korea video has all these people saying, what are you talking about? The internet is the fastest internet in the world. I didn't even say it was slow. I said it's inconvenient because I couldn't watch Pornhub and I can't watch Star Trek— Star Trek Picard on Amazon Prime because of licensing copyright stuff. Why don't you use a VPN? And I said I did use a VPN, but if you use a VPN on iPad, it detects that you're using a VPN, and then it disables video playback. They think I'm so stupid, don't they, that I didn't consider these things? And then they're all calling me the idiot and insulting me. They're saying I'm stupid and they're saying my points are wrong, and then they're bringing up completely irrelevant points that I didn't even make in the first place. What do I think of the M1 MacBook Air? I would like to get one actually, but I'm not sure if it's good for Streamlabs because when I leave, I need a laptop to do Streamlabs. I'm not sure if I want to get a gaming laptop. Depends how badly I want to play Rainbow Six. I'm not sure how well Streamlabs works on Apple. I think it's only been quite recently that Streamlabs made like an Apple version, but I don't feel confident about it. Everyone's calling me stupid all the time for stupid reasons. Um, I guess it's a good way to get views, just hating on stuff, but the bad thing is you always end up with a load of idiots in the comment section. I'm not sure how much to spend on a laptop either. I don't really want to get a super high-end one which is like £2,000. Maybe £1,000 is good enough. I think for £1,000 I could get a better laptop than my current PC. Why do I care so much? I don't know, because I get so much hate for such stupid reasons and I get annoyed with it. People call me stupid? I think they're stupid. They're the stupid ones. Look at this. If I go to new comments— look at this, look at this idiot Francis with his sunglasses, thinks he's so cool. Shut up, Francis. Look, I even gave him a reply. How do I zoom in? If you weren't such a negative person, I'm sure someone would have showed you some nice places around. I never said I didn't go to any nice places. I never said Rotterdam has no nice places. The hell is he talking about? I took a hotel a month ago with my girlfriend. We had a lovely time in Rotterdam. You just need to know where to go. Yeah, try taking her to where I was living and see how great you think it is then. Look what I said to him. I said, who says I didn't go to any nice places? I went to plenty of nice places. I never said anything about Rotterdam not having nice places. Learn to listen, idiot. I went to lots of nice places before I got that apartment. I went to the boat museum, I went to The Hague. I went to— I went on that sailing boat Airbnb. Where else did I go? Look at this Francis person. 2 subs. What a loser. He's got a video 4 years ago. Traveling Australia. It's only got one video.

Lol.

2 subs. Please. Apathetic. New comments. The fact you liked your own comment makes it irrefutable. Well, I have to like— someone has to like it. No one else is gonna. What specs are my current PC? I've got GTX 1060, Core i5, and 8— no, 16 gigabytes of RAM. Uh, there was another really annoying comment, but I got so annoyed I ended up deleting it. I wish I didn't delete it. Look at this idiot, Bea Ruth Romero, writing a bloody essay. She says not every place smells like weeds. I never even said every place smells like weed. I said all the places I went to smelled like weed. So everywhere in Amsterdam that I went to, I could smell weed everywhere. My apartment smelled like weed every day because the stupid people upstairs were smoking it. Every time I went shopping, there would be like gangs of people hanging around on the street smoking. So yeah, every place I went to did smell like weed. How is she telling me I'm wrong? It's my experience.

Idiot.

I'm not exaggerating. The people who lived above me were smoking weed nearly every evening, and I could smell it coming down. Uh, it's one of the cleanest countries I have ever seen. I didn't even say it's not clean. I never said anything about its cleanliness.

Expensive.

That is right. So she's even agreeing to me— with me, then why is she making it a point? You should have done what everyone does— research. Even if I did research, it's not going to make it cheaper. It's still going to be expensive. It's not going to invalidate my point. I could have done all the research in the world and it would have— would have not changed any of the prices. So what's the point? How's researching gonna make it less expensive? I think there— I think it's not a good idea to compare the Netherlands to Asian countries. I can compare it to whatever the fuck I want to, idiot. I think you had the worst experience there because you failed to do your research. How does she know I didn't do any research? I did loads of research. I spent weeks looking up apartments and places to stay. The hell is she talking about? It is expensive. You go on to hotel app and you look at Rotterdam and And you look at the prices compared to Japan, it's, it's like triple, 4 times, 5 times the price of Japan. How can you say that's not expensive? Oh God, I can't stand these people.

Shut the fuck up.

Why are people telling me that I'm wrong about it being expensive? People just trying to argue over nothing. Why can't they just say, yeah, it is kind of expensive? Why'd you have to argue about everything? There were other comments, but I deleted them because they were pissing me off. Um, I guess a lot of the comments aren't too bad. Maybe I'm overreacting. Oh my God, why do they write so much? Says you're from the UK, you complain about Netherlands being expensive when both countries are roughly the same. What does that do— have to do with anything? Yeah, they both are expensive, so? If I had enough passive income, where would I live? Japan. Japan's the best place in the world. You said you didn't feel safe in the Netherlands when homicide rates are less than half of what they are in the UK. Why does he keep comparing it to the UK? I'm talking about my experiences that I had in Rotterdam. That's why the title of the video is called Why I Hated Living in the Netherlands, not Why the Netherlands is More Dangerous Than the UK. For me, based off of my personal experiences, Rotterdam is 100% more dangerous than London because 100% of the times I was assaulted was in Rotterdam, and 0 times was in London, because I've never been assaulted in London. So for my personal experiences, Rotterdam is 100% more dangerous than any place in the world. That's why the title has the word I In it because it's based off of my experiences, not yours, not off of the averages. It's called Why I Hated It because I got attacked. Why is it so difficult? It's my personal experience, and based off my personal experience, I did not like it. It's like people don't understand that when I make these videos. They try and argue with me as if the stuff I'm saying is based off of average statistics. It's like they think I'm saying, this is why you won't like it, when it clearly has the word I in the title. Shut the fuck up. Good, don't come back here. Stay away. The smell of my armpit. I stopped watching after the weed. For some reason he can't say the word. The only place you smell weed is in Amsterdam. Look, how can he just say that? The only place you smell weed is in Amsterdam, apart from all of the other places where people smell weed and you can smell it. What a stupid thing to say. It's factually incorrect. It's like he's saying only people in Amsterdam smoke weed. They smoke weed all over the country and you can smell it everywhere. Audio quality is bad again. Let me check. Testing. Testing. Oh, for fuck's sake. This didn't used to happen. This didn't used to happen. What if I unplug it from here? Now, how does it sound? How does it sound? Yeah, that fixed it. Okay, so if that happens again, I can just unplug it here. I didn't even touch it. Why is it changing? I don't know why the audio would change. It was working fine before Streamlabs started glitching. I don't really want to talk about the Dutch people anymore. Why can't I get the chat box? What video are these comments on? It's my video where I complained about living in Rotterdam. How long would I stream? Maybe 6 hours at least. What time is it now? It's about 5. Probably stream until midnight. Oh God, it's so bloody hot in here. If I open the window, then I can hear all the outside noise. I don't want to hear the outside noise. Those aren't Dutch people, aren't they? Look, again, I live in Netherlands and it doesn't smell like weed everywhere. Maybe it's like that in Amsterdam. It smelled like weed everywhere I went. Obviously, I wasn't in every place everywhere all at the same time. I was only in the places that I was in, and in the majority of the places I was in, it smelled like weed. Why do they keep arguing with me? If I say that it smells like weed, then it fucking smells like weed.

Shut the fuck up.

It smells like weed. Where I was, idiot. Telling me it doesn't smell like weed? You come to my apartment and tell me that every evening smelled like weed, telling me it doesn't smell— I know what it smelled like. How are they telling me That my experiences are wrong. It's like you tell someone your experience and they say, no, you're wrong. How do they know? They weren't even there. I will be speaking for the Netherlands. We don't want this guy. He smells, has zero drive to work. Lives in a toxic air— Tokyo? I live in England, you idiot. Robert Heinrich von Seifenstein. That's the most Dutch-sounding name I've ever heard. Robert Heinrich von Seifenstein. That must be a fake name. That can't be a real name. Test the audio.

Be a real name.

Does it still sound good? Test the audio. Be a real name. Does it still sound good? Yeah, it sounds fine. Heinrich von Seifenstein. Yeah, this person gets it. I have to agree, living in Netherlands is expensive. Thank you! See, not everyone's stupid. What did he say? I have no idea. Where's the translate button? We're glad you're too. National holiday.

What?

I hate it when people think I'm Japanese as well. Like, they say, go back to Japan. Or, obviously you would think this because you grew up in Japan. I didn't— I'm not Japanese! Do I sound like a Japanese person?

Insult me.

I don't know how people can hear my voice and not think that I'm British. Do we have any chance of seeing Cooking with Daniel? Not unless my family goes away, because I can't do the silliness of cooking when they're around because I feel embarrassed. Being Japanese means you're from Japan. Someone from Japan is not gonna sound the way I sound because I'm not from Japan. I'm from England. That's why I sound like an English pers— idiot. Pissing me off.

Pissing me off.

People— some people just cannot differentiate between race and nationality. Japanese is a nationality. Japanese people are Asian. You could also be white Japanese. It's incredibly rare. But it's possible. There's only 4 main races: Caucasian, Black, Mongoloid, and the, like, brown people who live in— like, the native Australians. Those are the 4 main human ethnic groups, and Europeans are Caucasian. And Chinese, Japanese, Korean people, and everyone who lives in that area are Asian. Don't even get me started. Chinese people are Asian. Okay, testing.

Okay, testing.

Sounds fine. Why are you saying the audio is messed up? Yes, they're going. Haha, finally. It sounds muffled. It sounds fine to me. It sounds fine to me. It sounds like it usually sounds like. Not really sure how to fix it. I mean, it's plugged in and the volume is up. Unless the actual microphone is broken inside and I have to buy a new one, which would suck. I need to find a smaller microphone. I don't really want to travel with this. It weighs a ton.

Look at it.

Why is the Blue Yeti microphone so heavy? It's like a big metal rock. Surely the internals can't be that big and heavy. It's just like a, a circuit board chip, isn't it? And some wires. Testing.

Testing.

Oh, it keeps doing it. Oh, it keeps doing it. It sounds weird.

Okay, how about now?

Okay, how about now? See, it's fixed now. All I have to do is unplug it and plug it back in. I don't understand. Why does it do that? Anyway, stop looking at these stupid comments. Making me upset. I don't know why it triggers me though, because I get a lot of hate comments on my why I hate video game videos, and I don't really care when people call me stupid if I say, oh, this game is so rubbish because it's— this gameplay mechanic is annoying, and then they call me stupid. I don't really care, really. But when I criticize or I complain about bad experiences I had in a country and then they start attacking me based off what I said, I get annoyed because those were my personal experiences and they're like invalidating My complaints with stupid points. I hated the smell of weed, and then they're telling me that I'm stupid and it doesn't smell like weed. It did smell like weed every day. How are you telling me I'm wrong? Ah, this is the great thing about Twitch. There's no comment section. I'm not wrong about anything. Name one thing I've ever been wrong about that I— name one point that I've made that I'm so wrong about. I can't think of any time I was actually wrong. Exactly. See, no one can even make one example. I don't feel like playing that game now. Put me in a bad mood. Maybe I'll just do it off stream. I think if I do it on stream, I'll get distracted too easily. Cheating on your wife. Might have been wrong there. What do you mean? But I didn't make any arguments about cheating that can be refuted. When am I going Abroad? As soon as I can. But you can't go to hotels until May 17th in England. It's still illegal to stay overnight in a different house or go to a hotel. It says hospitality and hotels don't officially reopen to the public until May 17th. But April 12th, which is today, is the beginning of the reopening. So some shops are reopening, and now it's not illegal anymore to meet people in their house, which is kind of useless for me because I, I want to go somewhere. But you're not— you're still not allowed to go anywhere. And leaving the country is illegal, and you can actually be fined a lot of money if you try to. When's all this rubbish gonna be over with? Would I get hookers in London? Hopefully I wouldn't need to. I'm guessing you still can't go to Japan this year. I don't know where to go. Uh, why should anyone give you donations to go to London if you keep boasting about having $30K? Um, why should anyone give PewDiePie donations when he has $14 million net worth? Why should anyone give Elon Musk money when he's the richest man in the world? Why don't you shut the fuck up? Max, idiot. Ban you. Where's the ban button? Where's the fucking ban? Ban. Yeah, fuck off, Max. Every stream asking stupid questions. Hey, why should we give you donations when you already have money? Oh, why should anyone on Twitch then get donations or bits or whatever? You think everyone who streams on Twitch is homeless and poor and broke? They still have a donation goal, or they say support the stream with bits or subs. Why should they get that? Why don't you— Fuck off!

Idiot.

People shouldn't do anything. Should donate if they feel like donating. I'm not sitting here saying you should donate so I can go to London. Didn't say that, did I? Idiot. Fucking piss me off. Fucking ban you.

Ugh!

I hate to do this, but at times like this, he gives me no choice. Where's my MS Paint? Stupid MS Paint. I have to run it as admin every time. Oh, why isn't it there? Can't get MS Paint on screen. Why is everything so difficult? Match window title must— oh, there it is. Fuck you, Max 1989. Why should you get donations when you're boasting about 30K?

Oh my God.

Oh, people are so annoying. What did Max do? Every stream he's always sitting there in the chat asking stupid things, and that was the last straw. He said, why should people donate to you when you boast about having 30k? Number one, I never boasted about having 30k. People asked me how much money I have, so I told them I've got $30K. How's that boasting? And then I never said that people should donate to me. It's just there as like a visual thing. Pretty standard to have a donation goal. Am I going to remarry in Japan? Well, I'm working on it. I've got this one Japanese lady I exchanged contact details with, and I'm currently talking to 4 others, but there's no rush. Got plenty of time to Form a connection, line up some dates. I've actually lined up 3 dates they said they would like to meet when I'm able to come. Why should people buy PewDiePie's merch when he makes $10 million every year? Stupid thing to say. Why should people pay for McDonald's when McDonald's make trillions every year? Stupid comment.

Oh. I'm not angry.

Why have you run out of content? Because there's a fucking lockdown. I can't go anywhere. The whole world has shut down. I can't go anywhere. I can't meet anyone. I can't go to Japan because they shut the borders for over a year. How can they just shut the borders? The hell do they think they are? Should nuke them again. Shut the borders. They took the Olympics and then they shut the world out. I'm a travel vlogger. How am I supposed to vlog and travel when you can't go anywhere? No, I'm not gonna go to Zanzibar, Africa. All these crappy countries that Harold goes to. Where's my pipe? I need to refill my pipe. I forgot how to refill it. I haven't refilled it since I got it. Everyone else is creating great content. Yeah, because everyone else doesn't have a stupid audience like I do who don't watch anything apart from, I got a new girlfriend, or I moved to XXX country. Everyone else doesn't have bloody audience who 90% of them don't watch their videos unless it's some stupid rubbish about a new girlfriend.

Everyone else.

Everyone else. If I had an audience like everyone else, then I wouldn't have a problem, would I? If I had an audience like Bendine, I could just sit here stuffing my stupid face with a pizza and get 200 fucking K views. Oh, thank you, Soju. Very kind. Oh, that strawberry smells good. See, see, Max? Some people want to donate just because they're nice people, not because I'm telling them that they should. Where do I put this liquid in? I think it goes in here. Oh, it tastes like strawberry too.

Did it—

oh. Did you enjoy Ice's trip? I saw you in chat. You saw me! I didn't think anyone would notice. Yeah, I watched Ice's road trip to New York. I was watching the whole thing for like 6 hours. It was such a mess. He did a sleep stream and then the speaker malfunctioned, and then he was like raging because he had to refund the donations. He looked so angry. And then he and Gary got to New York and they were like— oh, fucking hell, why is it leaking?

What?

Why is it leaking all over my hand? He and Gary got a hotel. They had to park the car and then walk 15 minutes with all their luggage to the hotel. Why can't they do simple things like get a hotel? It's like they make everything seem like such— so stressful. I spilled my e-liquid all over my hand. Now it smells like strawberry. Uh, it's all oily as well. I need to get Some tissue. I can't get my chair off. Why is it oily? It's like greasy. You're trying to escape to London? Yeah, if things get really stressful, I'm planning to go to London, stay there for a bit. Oh, so oily. I need to wash my hands.

Doo doo doo!

I'm back. Don't go to London. But I don't know where else to go to if my family starts driving me crazy. I would like to just stay here, to be honest, but sometimes— why can't they go somewhere? Why do I have to go? Okay, so I don't know why this started leaking. I don't know how to refill it. I forgot how to do it. I need to go north because if I go south Then if there's girls who live in the north, then it will be harder to meet them because they'll be further away. So I need to go up. So if they live in the north, they've got less distance to travel. And the south is just kind of depressing. South, you've just got these old rundown beach towns which all Kind of depressing. I'd probably stay next to Buckingham Palace, get a hotel there in the center. There's nowhere else in England to go that's good. The only, the only like main place to go in England would be London. It's not like America where you've got New York and you've got LA, you've got all these different cities. England is either London or a bunch of countryside. Go to Essex. Essex looks like there's nothing there either. There's nothing anywhere in England, it's just countryside. Oh, I remember now. You had to unscrew the canister and then put it into the hole. I was putting it in the back, in the back hole, and it was leaking.

What?

But if I put it in there, won't it leak out as well? Yeah, it goes in here.

Look, that should work.

Can't go to Ireland because always rioting over there. Why is Ireland always having protests and stuff? I can't be bothered to Google it. Have I done it right? This vape is weird. The one I had in Japan was just so much simpler. You just unplugged the end and put in the new— this one you have to unscrew it and then make sure it's all screwed properly. Is it even working? I think I broke it. It doesn't work now. When you press this button, it used to make like a fizzling noise that it was cooking the vape. Now— what did I do? I broke it. There should be battery because I charged it before. I think I poured the liquid Right into like the, the heating element. I think that's what I did. Oh no, I broke my vape. Cheap lame vape pipe. It's not cheap, it was like £30. It doesn't even turn on. Maybe it is out of battery. Try charging it. Why does everything have to be so difficult? Whoa, it's really hot now. Who turns on the heating in the middle of the day when it's sunny? Did I get a haircut? I have been trimming it over the past few days because last time I did a stream my hair looked massive. It looked really stupid. It looks smaller now. When my hair gets longer it just kind of looks big, so I thought it was time to make it smaller. But still, it looks stupid up here. I don't like it. If I let it grow longer, then it looks weird, and then if I cut it short, it just sticks up and it won't stay down. I don't know what to do with it. But I think in general this length is good. I don't want it to be shorter. I cut it shorter when I went to Japan 2 years ago. In summer. My fingers smell like strawberry. And it looks weird. I shaved the sides, remember? I had very short sides because people kept saying it looked— it would look cool, but it didn't suit me. Can I shave my chin? It's only been 2 days. I might shave it tomorrow. I'm getting lazy with my facial grooming. Need to start shaving. What should I do? I might get a drink quickly before my mum gets back. Okay. I think the audio sounds good. I think the audio sounds good. Oh no, it doesn't. Oh my God, I know why.

So stupid.

I know why it was glitching, because my USB— my USB hub was not plugged into the computer properly. It was like a little bit loose. A little bit loose. Oh, I hate it when that happens. Don't you hate it when that happens? You have like a USB brick where all of your USB stuff goes into, but it's, it's not fitted into your computer snugly and it's like kind of crooked. I must have tugged on it a little bit. It should be fine now. Phew, I should work in a computer shop. I'm just solving all these computer problems all day long. First I fixed my Streamlabs so that I can do little cool effects like this rain. Look, poor Max got banned. Why does it always rain on Max? Maybe because he's When was the last time you talked to Chihiro?

That's secret.

Have I been in every English city? No, I've only been to London and Maidstone and Ashford. And Canterbury, but Maidstone's not really a city, it's more of a town. I don't know why people insult me and then expect to get away with it. All these people insulting me in the comments on my videos, who do they think they are? It's my channel. I have all the power. They've got no power. I think I've busted my vape. I think I poured the liquid directly into the, the cooking chamber. That's not good. Who knows about vapes? Can you help me? Oh, it did come with some replacement things, so maybe I need that, but I have no idea where I put them because it's been ages since I got it.

Let me check my drawer.

No one knows about vapes. Yeah, the coil. I think I poured the liquid straight into the coil, but I'm pretty sure it came with some spare ones. No, I don't know where I put them. Maybe it'll dry out. How do I do that? I can't believe I broke my vape.

Oh, that doesn't look good. Oh, I broke it.

Look, there's liquid in this bit. I don't think there's supposed to be liquid in there. Don't you have a spare vape? No, this is my only one. I got this one because it looks cool. I didn't want like a boring modern-looking stick thing. When are you going to Japan? I'll go straight away, as soon as it's open. Oh look, this is the coil. Is the coil supposed to be wet? Yeah, the coil was in here, and then I poured the liquid straight into the coil. Oh, I dropped it. And there were spare ones that came with it, but I lost them. Am I going to Osaka or Tokyo? I'd probably go to Fukuoka because I don't really like Tokyo, and I think it would be weird if I went to Osaka again. It would be strange, and then I'll probably get all sad remembering when I was married. So maybe a new city would be better. Am I tired of living in the UK? A little bit. I would like to go somewhere. I just— I can't live with my family for too long, or else I start getting really annoyed. Maybe the coil was in back to front. It was working before I unscrewed it. Can you tell your caretaker to stop linking the mobile version of Twitch? Why do people complain when I use the mobile version of Twitch? If you click on the mobile version on your desktop, it automatically changes to the desktop version. Which countries are open? Some people said Korea is open. But when I Googled it, it says they're not open, so I don't know where is open. I get very annoyed when people start disrupting my way of life, and then I get even more annoyed when people start criticizing it and start insulting me because of the way I choose to live. I can't stand it when people do that. If you can't respect the way I live, Then why should I respect you? Let me test the audio again. Let me test the audio again. Oh my God, I thought I fixed it. It is pushed in snugly. It is pushed in snugly. Why does it keep doing this? Okay, how does it sound now? Okay, how does it sound now? It fixes when I unplug it and then plug it back in. Uh, you'll just have to tell me when it sounds bad, so then I unplug it again. Oh, I fixed it! I'm a genius. But all the liquid spilled out. See, this is what I did wrong. I unscrewed the coil. And then I got liquid into it. What you need to do is you have to only take out the chamber, and then you pour it into the hole like this. But don't tip it upside down because then it will spill out. And then you screw it back in like this. Okay, it should work now.

Genius!

And people call me stupid. Who's stupid now? Smells like strawberry.

Strawberry.

I'm so clever and you are stupid. Yeah, this smells way better than the banana flavor. Banana flavor was not very good. Fix my hair. My hair has not looked great recently because I didn't do a very good job at cutting it. I don't know how to fix it. I think I have to stop cutting it and let it grow back. Vaping is bad for you. I'm not inhaling it, so it should be fine. When you watch mobile version Twitch on your desktop, what's wrong with it? It looks fine, it opens up the stream and you can watch it. What else do you want to do? That's all you need, isn't it? I tried it myself. I clicked on the link on my computer and it just opens up Twitch. I thought most people use their mobiles anyway. Who uses their desktop to watch content? That's just weird. Desktops are for gaming or doing work, not for watching livestreams. I thought people watch livestreams on their phones. Test the sound. Test the sound. Yeah, still good. Now I feel paranoid about it. If I can't have good Video quality, at least I want good audio quality. When I watch a livestream, I usually watch it on my iPad and I have it on my stand whilst I play Rainbow Six. I don't watch stuff on my desktop. My desktop's for either streaming when I'm streaming Or for playing Rainbow Six. What else can I do? What's on YouTube? Not really anything interesting on YouTube. I don't really watch anyone anymore. Well, I watch Ice, and then I watch Andy on Twitch when they do IRL. But apart from that— Don't use Streamlabs, use OBS. But OBS, you can't do this rain animation, and there's no chat thing, and there's no donation goal, and there's no alert system. OBS, you can barely do anything. How did I fix it? I just imported scenes from OBS and that deleted my scenes on Twitch, which was crashing it in the first place. I wonder what I'd be doing if I was still married. I probably could be complaining about how bored I am. But at least I wouldn't really be affected by lockdowns. But then I don't go anywhere anyway. You can still do domestic travel in Japan, so I guess we could have gone to different places in Japan. Uh, I don't know. I think I still would have been depressed and whining even if I was still in Japan because— well, unless there was some kind of drama. My channel always dies when there's no drama. Even when I was married, people think, oh, if you were still married, you'd still be getting views, but I still started losing views even when I was married, when I stopped— when there was no more drama.

Strawberry flavor.

Remember when I got the goldfish and then I couldn't even get 20K views on the goldfish videos? And I got upset because people didn't care. That's when I started getting worried. I started getting worried that people were bored of my married life in Japan and I had to go and do something drastic. And I thought moving to Korea would be a good idea, and maybe I'd go viral and get Korean viewers. But that didn't work. Something weird is happening when I press this button. I can feel like a popping sensation in my mouth. Didn't used to do that. I don't like this direct sunlight. It's too harsh. My face looks too dark now. Oh, I got a message on Tinder. Oh no, I got a match. Keiko, 34. She looks weird. She likes traveling, movies, and driving, and she likes delicious food. Why do they write that? They write, my hobbies are watching movies and delicious food, as if people don't like delicious— everyone likes delicious food. You don't have to write it. They write the dumbest stuff in their Tinder profiles. So you might as well just write, I like oxygen and I like breathing, and I also love drinking Liquids so I don't die from thirst. Well, if you ask them, what kind of food do you like? They say, I like meat and fish and rice. They just list all of the foods. I like Rice and bread and fish and meat and cheese and fruit and vegetables. That's my favourite food. Hopefully it'll get darker soon and then you'll see the full effects of my lights. Oh, it's blocked. Bye, the fuck you, Max. Move that down. Blocking my lightsaber, Max. Even after I blocked you, you're being a pain. Can't see my special effects. Why don't you let Pia stay at yours? Because number one, I don't really want anyone staying. 'Cause I'm busy. Number 2, it's actually illegal to have people over your house, and if people find out she's staying here, they're gonna report me to the police, and then we'll get fined, and then she'll have to move anyway, and then I'll get in trouble with my mum causing problems. There's no one here, so don't bother reporting me. But I'm wondering, what can they do? You can just hide them in the closet, can't you? They're not going to search the house, are they? Like 1942, the Gestapo searching the house for Jews. It's like World War II again. Imagine they come into the house and they're like searching Every room to see if you've got guests. It's like Nazi Germany. I have to make like a secret hidden area, hide them in the attic. Can they even come in to search? I don't think they can. They need a search warrant. So what if they rang the doorbell and you just ignore them? What are they gonna do? They can't knock the door down. Imagine they raid your house just because they think you've got a guest over. Usually your house gets raided because they think you've got drugs or weapons, but no, this time they're raiding your house because you might have guests. Oh no, scary virus! With less than 1% mortality rate. Can't do anything now. You can't even have a guest in your own home, and we're supposed to be a democracy. So much for freedom. The way they react to it is like the Black Death has come back, or smallpox, or something really bad. It's not that bad.

Jesus, calm down.

Eat my Twix. Who wants to bet there's gonna be another lockdown after summer? They're gonna ease the lockdown over summer and everyone's gonna be like, yeah, it's over, and then winter comes and they'll be back in lockdown again. Because there's been a spike, and the spike is probably just like a couple hundred or a thousand new cases. Shut down the economy again. 50 people died. Oh no. Sick and tired of stupid lockdown. The worst thing about lockdown is you end up getting trapped with your family and you can't go anywhere because even the hotels are not letting people stay unless you're homeless. I guess I could lie. I could say my mum kicked me out and I'm homeless. How can they— how can they prove that you're not homeless? If I tell them I am homeless, they have to believe me, don't they? Technically, I don't have a home because I don't own it. I don't own this home. It's not my home. Not Thailand. Daniel would not be able to handle the heat. Is Thailand really hot? I don't like hot countries. I'm already really hot now. What temperature is it? I hate summer. It's 7 degrees Celsius and I'm boiling. Because the heating— oh, it's not on as much as it was, but the heating was on full blast an hour ago. I hate Japan in summer. Is Thailand hotter than Japan in summer? Japan's so bad when it's really hot, cuz it's not just hot, it's also really humid and sticky, and I can't wear my favorite clothing like my designer Sweater jumper. Is my plumbing fixed? No. The shower's still not working. No shower. My sister tried fixing the shower herself and then all the water exploded out and she was shouting, help, help, Daniel, help! And I was still sleeping. And she woke me up and I was so confused. And she was telling me to turn off the water at the mains. I don't even know where that is. I opened the airing cupboard looking for it. My mum came out and helped her instead, then I went back to bed. I don't know what she did. She was unscrewing the shower head or something, and then the water just Exploded out like a volcano and she couldn't stop it. I don't, I don't get it. Why didn't she just go down and turn the water off? Why was she holding on to the shower trying to stop the water when it was already pouring out? It's not like standing there trying to hold the water in was helping. It was all coming out anyway. I don't know where the water mains is. Do you think I know how to turn the water off and on? I have no idea. I don't even know— I don't even know where the electricity comes in from. I, I won't bother trying because I don't know how to fix a shower. I'm not a plumber. It's not my job. If the professional people who we paid money to fix it don't know how to fix it, then why would I have any chance of fixing it? I don't know anything about plumbing. And then I feel stupid because I can't help, and then I feel like they're guilt-tripping me. I wish I could just go to London. At least then I could have a working shower without people trying to guilt-trip me. You're the man of the house. No, I'm not. I feel like I'm a guest in my home. No one listens to what I have to say or my opinion. Not my problem. Let them get on with it. No one respects my way of fixing things. And then they just make things worse. If I was all alone in the house and it was just me living here, I don't think I would have any problems. I've got my plug-in electric heater, works fine, didn't cost £10,000. I can turn it on and off, it heats up my room just fine, and it didn't break the shower. And then if the shower system did break, I'd just get one of those portable camping shower things off Amazon for £50. Bada bing, bada bong. Cheap and easy. Look, you go on Amazon, I'll show you right now. You don't believe me? Not everything has to be complicated, you know. Show you right now, then we'll see who's stupid. They think I'm useless, don't know how to do anything. See who's fucking useless. Where's my window capture? Change to Um, I need— where is it? Microsoft Edge. Look at this, see? Look at this. Make sure it doesn't show my address. For £40, you can get one of these camping showers. Portable pressure shower. How about mowing the lawn? Well, I thought of that as well. Let me show you the shower first, and then I'll show you my lawn mowing solution, which doesn't involve having to buy a bloody £4,000 petrol-operated quad bike, massive piece of machinery. Sometimes you have a problem, you don't need a bloody nuclear bomb to solve it. Uh, let me find a good one. I think this one's quite good-looking. Oh fuck, it's got my address on it. Why is my address everywhere? Don't dox me. Look at this. Don't need to plug it into a boiling system. You don't need pipes everywhere. You can hang it up anywhere. See, it has a hook. And how do I go to the next picture? And you can do outside showering, showering like this man. Look, he's having a shower in the garden. Look at these people having a shower. It's got water pressure. You just fill up the tank or the balloon thing with warm water. It comes with a pump, battery, hose, Suction cap. That's how I would fix it if I had to fix the shower. Look at her, she's having a great time showering with her clothing on. Why not? It's a free world. Oh fuck, my dress. And then— hold on, let me hide it. Then for mowing the lawn, this is how I would do it. What about winter? Well, I'm not going to shower outside. I would hook it up inside of the shower room. So for mowing the lawn, you've got these. £600 automated robot lawnmower, electric. Just use that, you don't even have to mow the lawn. We've got technology. That does it for you. Look at this, perfectly cut. Fuck my dress.

Automatically recharges.

So you have to outline the perimeter of the garden and then it will just go backwards and forwards inside of the perimeter. Why'd you even have to mow the lawn anyway? It's nature, it's grass. Grass is just supposed to grow. It doesn't need humans going around cutting it. I don't understand why people— oh fuck, my address is there. I don't know why some people feel like Nature needs people to survive. Nature doesn't need people at all. If humans disappeared, nature and trees and the grass and the flowers would be perfectly fine without Mrs. Jones pushing her lawnmower up and down and trimming the branches. There's nature and In uninhabited parts of the world, all over the world, just existing and living without any human interaction, no lawn mowing, and it's perfectly fine. Some people are like, oh no, I have to mow the lawn, I have to trim my bush, or else— Or else what? Or else it's going to catch on fire.

No.

That's what happens. In summer it grows, and then in winter it dies, and then summer comes and it grows back again. So you could get one of these. It's actually cheaper to get one of these robot mowers. You can get 5 of these and it costs less than one of those ride-on petrol-driven massive things, noisy things. You can get 5 of these for each of the lawns and then just place it in the lawn and then it'll automatically mow the lawn whenever you program it to, and then you can just sit there sipping on your lemonade whilst it does all the work. But no, some people have to do everything the difficult way. I'd be perfectly fine without people doing stuff. What pisses me off is people think I can't, I can't live by myself, or I can't look after myself and I need people to look after me or to look after the house, as if I can't do it. I would just do things in my way, not in their way. I would have my own Ideas, and I have my own solutions to fix problems. And yet maybe, maybe it's not the most elegant solution, but it'll be cheap and it will require minimum human interaction. What's wrong with that? But nope, no one ever wants to listen to my way of doing things. It's always, Daniel can't do that, and Daniel doesn't know how to do this, and if we left Daniel alone here, the whole place is gonna collapse. You would allow the value of the house to decrease. Yeah, but I wouldn't care because I'm not planning— I wouldn't plan on selling it if it was mine. Why would I sell it?

Excuse me.

Oh well, one day I'll be in charge. And you'll see. Then we'll see who's laughing. People don't understand. I will never do things your way. I'd rather sit In a hole in the ground naked showering in the rain than have to do it your way. There's more ways than one to skin a cat. You can turn the house into Airbnb to make money. No, I can't because I got banned on Airbnb. I wouldn't trust anyone to live in my house anyway because I've got some weird viewers. Imagine they pretend they don't know who I am, then they come and stay here and they're weirdos. Can I turn off the foul language filter? I don't know, people keep using the N-word.

Robot voice.

Not again.

Robot voice.

Not again. Why does it do that? Okay, how about now? Okay, how about now? It just makes no sense why unplugging it and plugging it back in fixes it. How does that fix it? I haven't changed any settings. Do you have plans? What are you gonna do when your channel dies? Well, it's already dead, isn't it? My new videos barely get 10k views now. Yeah, well, there's ways to get views without needing an active audience. If you look on my Chef Daniel channel, I think I've proved it. All you have to do is put why I hate XXX popular game and you'll get 20-30k views. Some— sometimes you might even get 80k views. Focus on streaming. Yeah, I guess that's what I'm doing. But I need something to put onto the channel. I just don't know what to put. What did I used to do? I used to have topics. There's no topics that come to mind. Maybe I could do the what, what I expect from my next girlfriend. Maybe I can do it now, just hide all this stream stuff so it looks like a video. Hello and welcome back to a new video. Today I want to talk about what I expect— I can't even be bothered. The whole act of Doing a video is such a pain. The whole way that you have to speak when you make a video is just completely different to when you're streaming. When you're streaming, you can just talk normally like this. When you're doing a video, you have to be like, hey guys, welcome back to my channel. Today we're talking about blah blah blah. Press the like button. Thank you so much. And then you have to structure it and then lay out your points. I can't be bothered. I hate doing the whole act, the YouTube act. It's just a pain in the backside. Upload the Twitch clips. That's what I want to do, but I don't really have anything I could clip that I would want to put onto the channel. It's like my rant earlier about that Max guy. I don't really want to put that onto the channel. I just feel like the things I talked about so far today have not really been clip-worthy. I quite like the Simon and Martina video that I made. And I quite liked when I had dinner, the mukbang. That was an easy one to make. I was wondering why all of my old videos, my old streams on Twitch have disappeared, and then I realized that Twitch doesn't save your streams. They only save it for about 2 weeks, and then after 2 weeks they get automatically deleted. So all of the streams I did in the past have been deleted. You've got 2 weeks to download it or make it into like a highlights thing where you can just— you can save it as a highlight. There's only 2 streams on my Twitch channel that are still there. The Resident Evil gameplay ones, and that's because I saved it as a highlight. Who remembers when I tried playing Resident Evil 2? I played about 10 minutes and I got too scared and had to turn it off. It was such a stressful, stressful game. I really hated it. I don't understand how people enjoy games like Resident Evil. I thought I would like it. Because I like the story and the graphics are nice, and I quite like Resident Evil in general, but it's just really scary to play, and I just got stressed out trying to solve puzzles, and then the zombies keep trying to chase you, and then you keep getting jump scared. It was just a really stressful experience.

The audio.

Okay, how about now? I'm gonna time it. It seems to glitch. After a few minutes. Okay, I've started the stopwatch. Okay, I've started the stopwatch. Next time it glitches, see how long it takes. I'm not sure what's causing it. It didn't used to do this. Does anyone have any ideas? I guess not.

What's this?

Channel live. Yeah, I think it's fine. Use a different USB port. Okay, I'll try that. Next time. Hopefully there's no next time. Uh, how do I like my iPhone 12? It's pretty good. Again? It's pretty good. Testing. Oh, I don't know. It's only been— it hasn't even been 2 minutes. Okay, let me try a different USB. Maybe the cable is broken.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

It's just weird because it works for a while without any problems and then it doesn't work. So how can there be any problems on the settings? So how can there be any problem? I just used a different USB port on the USB hub. You have too much compression. What does that mean? Why do I want to escape to London? I want some alone time. I just want to live by myself without having to worry about people nagging me about how I live. Getting stressed out. Now I can't even have a bath without getting all anxious about Leaving a few hairs. It's so stressful having to live with people. Every person I lived with There's always been some kind of problem. What, what are people complaining about me? So apparently I don't clean, which is a load of rubbish. I do clean. I, I I clean what I use and I tidy up what I use. I don't go around cleaning the whole house because number one, that's not my job. Number two, I didn't make the mess, so why do I have to clean other people's mess? If I go down to the kitchen and it's untidy, I didn't make it untidy, so why do I have to clean it? If I made the mess, then yeah, I'd clean it. If I make coffee, I'll put everything back where I found it. If I make lunch, I'll wash the plate and dry it and put it back. I never just leave my stuff lying around. I don't actually have any stuff in the house apart from in my bedroom. None of my stuff is downstairs. It's all in my room. So how are you saying that I'm untidy? I don't even have any things down there. It's all in my room. And I think my room's pretty clean. I think my room's quite tidy if you look. Yeah, there's some socks on the floor that I'm gonna take to the laundry in a minute, but in general, I think my room is in good shape. Saying that I don't clean. And then when I do clean, they don't even notice. So what's the point of cleaning if they don't notice? If they don't notice, then it can't have been that dirty in the first place.

Call Alice.

Why are you suddenly talking about Alice? Who's Alice? Plug the mic directly into the PC, but I don't have any spare USBs. I've only got 2 USB ports on the front of the PC, and the Wi-Fi receiver is using one, and then the USB hub is using the second. My PC case is not very good. It's very minimal. Yeah, there's USB ports on the back of it, but it's hard to get to. I have to pull out the whole computer. And also, it's just kind of awkward plugging stuff into the back of the computer because then the wires— I don't know, it's just awkward. Why do they put ports and stuff on the back of things? They should all be on the front so it's easy to access, or they should be on the side. Get a USB hub. I have one. I've got like this long brick that has 11 ports. Do you think I've got too many USB stuff plugged in and it's interfering? Why don't I turn the computer around? Because— what do you mean around? Because then I can't have access to the front. And then if it's turned around sideways, then the back and the front are blocked by the table edges. So then I can't access either end. Just like your mama. USB ports have limited power. Let me see if I can unplug something. Unplug this webcam, I'm not using it. See if that fixes it. Video download was cancelled. What? Chihiro provided you a proof and a food— a roof and food, but you wanted young Poon. She didn't provide it. I was paying rent, half of it. And if you were getting DMs from hot fangirls like I was, then you would be also tempted. Don't lie. You should have seen the hotties. That were messaging me. None of them talk to me anymore. Actually, one did message me, but then she ghosted me again. She's weird. Was it worth it? No, definitely not worth it. I don't know, I did get to meet Mila thanks to it, and I guess Mila was nice in the beginning. I don't know if it was an experience worth losing my marriage for, but it was not bad. Wait, I'm picking my nose. Okay, I'm back. Where did all the hotties go? Why not shagging them? Because the stupid world shut down. I can't go anywhere. I can't even book a hotel. I was gonna do a whole world tour. After leaving Korea, I was going to stay in Korea for a few months and then go to Thailand and go to Taiwan and then go to, I don't know, a bunch of different countries. And then the stupid virus came and all lockdowns started and I had to go back home. Are you ignoring my OnlyFans question on purpose? No, I didn't see it. The virus just ruined everything. I could have done all of the things I really wanted to do after getting divorced, and I did a bit of it. I guess I can't complain too much. I did travel to Germany and I did meet a few viewers, and Mila was pretty nice. I guess I can't really complain. Um, but I kind of wish I was still married and I was living in Japan instead of here. People just nag me all the time. I wish I was in Japan so badly with like my own place without people nagging me, where the shower actually works properly and there aren't 100 people coming over every week. Have peace and quiet. Life in Japan was so much better than life right now. Life right now just sucks. Because people don't respect my way of living. It's all about respect. You don't have to agree with it, and you don't have to do anything, But the least you can do is at least respect it and not, not disrupt it. What's my way of living? Well, number one, the most important thing is no human Interaction, or very, very limited. Minimal human interaction is number one most important thing. Number 2, it's not doing anything and not finding things to do. Some people just go around looking for problems that aren't really big problems, but they don't have anything else to do, so they go around trying to find a problem to fix. Sometimes you don't actually have to fix anything. Everything's just fine. Just leave it, sit down, read a book, have some pot noodle. But some people can't just sit down and relax. They have to go around looking here and What's broken there? Oh, we have to fix this, and we have to fix that. Oh, why isn't he helping me fix it? When it's not really a big problem in the first place. I just have to— Be patient.

One more month.

The worst thing about the lockdown is I can't go anywhere. I can't run away. I can't escape. Usually times like this, I would just go to Japan. Why do you think I went to Japan so many times? You must know by now I don't go to Japan because I love the culture and I love the language and the food's so amazing. That's not why I keep going to Japan. There's 2 prime directives for Operation Japan. Number one is independence as an adult male. To have my own place and live how I want to live. And number 2 is having sex. Really, number 1 is the most important, and then after 1 has been established, number 2 can be Um, the next goal. There's so many cheaper alternatives over Japan that fulfill those requirements. Really cheaper than Japan? Japan's already so cheap. How much cheaper do you want it to be? And there's no beating— Japanese girls are just the best. Korean girls are just too obsessed with their looks and they think too highly of themselves. It's very difficult dating in Korea because all the bloody Korean girls think they're the best thing that came out of you know what. They think they're so amazing. Women in Korea have a very What's the word? They think way too highly of themselves. They think they're all so great. Japanese women are more down to earth and more humble. I don't like Korean girls. If you want to get successful with a Korean girl, you got— you got to look good and you've got to dress good and you got to be rich. You need to drive a car, you need to work at Samsung, you need to have university degree. Ugh, who the hell do they think they are? What about them? What do they do apart from doing their makeup and staring into a mirror all day long? Doing their hair. Don't like Korean girls. In Korea, they automatically think you're a failure if you haven't gone to university. They already automatically look down on you and judge you if you say You don't— you didn't go to university. They're so judgmental and vain. Smell like kimchi. I can't imagine dating a Korean girl. Japanese girls are nicer. Japanese girls are sweet and gentle and nice, and they're not all judgy, and they don't care about the looks so much. Korea has like this toxic K-pop kind of culture, plastic surgery culture. That's why they have so much suicide. They're unhappy. I'm just not really that into Thai girls. I'm not into the whole Thailand-Philippine scene. So yeah, that's why I think Japan is the best. That's why I always go to Japan. That's why I always plan to go to Japan instead of different countries. I have been to different countries, but I always end up missing Japan the most or liking Japan the best. It's the safest country. It's got a nice atmosphere in the cities. The Korean cities. just feel depressing. Everywhere looks so cold and artificial, and everyone looks so stressed out and overworked. And I don't know, there's like this— either there's like a dirty industrial feeling in Korea, or there's this really futuristic, cold, soulless feeling. In Japan, the city's all nice and warm and welcoming, and there's like a feel-good vibe, I think. I also got kind of I got scared to buy food in Korea because if you don't— if you don't reply to them in Korean, they seem kind of annoyed. So I ended up— every time I went to buy food, I started carrying around my own plastic bags because one time I went to buy food and she asked me if I wanted Do you want a bag? And I said yes, but then she didn't give me one, and she looked really miserable and irritated, and I was scared, so I asked for one. Apparently yes means no in Korea. It's like they ask you in a backwards negative way. They say, do you not want a bag? So you have to say no, so that means yes. If you say yes, then it means Yes, I do not want one. And then they won't give you one. So I had to carry all my shopping in my hands like this all the way back to my hotel. I felt so stupid. Korean— some Korean people can be very scary. She seemed pissed off that I tried to speak English. At first I said sorry because I didn't understand, and then she just repeated the same thing. Just as fast. If I didn't catch it the first time, what makes you think I'll catch it the second time? So I started getting anxiety just going to buy food, but I didn't feel like that in Japan. I feel like people are kinder. Customer service is way better. So my, my solution was to go around carrying the plastic bag. So when they're doing the scanning, I'll get my bags out so they can see that I've got my own bag. That way they don't ask you if you want a bag, so you don't have to say anything. But then if you forget your bag, then you're kind of screwed.

Very difficult.

I mean, I miss shopping when Chihiro just did everything. I just stood there and then she did all the talking. Life was better back Then. Oh my God, what was that?

You're a disappointment to your dad. You're a disappointment to your dad. You're a—

oh, fuck you.

Disappointment to your dad. You're a disappointment to your dad. You're a disappointment to your dad. You're a disappointment to your dad. You're a disappointment to your dad.

You I'm back. I had a pee. Yes, the sun's going down. Now I can do my nice lighting. Should I have purple? I always feel in a bad mood when it's sunny, and then I feel in a better mood when it gets darker. Who else feels like that? Audio? Oh, for fuck's sake. How about now?

Testing. Testing.

But it lasted quite long, didn't it? It lasted at least 10 minutes. What was I saying? Do you only have social anxiety or agoraphobia? What's agoraphobia? I used to know, but I forgot. I think it's a mixture of not liking people in general and being worried.

You're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch.

Oh, crap.

My vape's not working again. Maybe it is out of battery. I just feel like in general, having— there's more negatives that come from people being in your life than positives. So I have a bad opinion of people straight from the beginning because I just start thinking, oh no, how are they going to ruin my life? this time. People just want stuff from you. They want you to do stuff for them. They want you to be able to look after their kids. Treat our house like a bloody free day center.

Your daddy says you—

Stop! Too much spam. This is why I don't want friends, because you know what happens every time they have a problem. They'll be coming over to me saying, oh Daniel, can I stay at your place? Oh Daniel, can you give me a lift? Oh Daniel, can you lend me some money? I don't have anywhere to go. Oh Daniel, can you do some artwork for me for free? Because you're my friend means you have to do stuff for me for free.

Fuck. Fuck off.

I'm not doing anything. Having friends is just trouble.

Hmm.

If I think of all of the bad things that have happened and all of the reasons why I'm upset and feeling sad, Every single cause of the problem is because of someone else. If there were no people—

Your daddy says you have—

Stop spamming. If there were no people causing me troubles and problems, I'd be pretty happy just lying out in the garden and there's no sound. You just hear the birds singing. You can go and make a sandwich without being attacked or judged. Life would be so peaceful and relaxing if everyone just fucked off. Have I had dinner yet?

No.

Oh, it's actually half past 7. What should I do? I don't think my mom's cooking anything. Should I just make pot noodle, eat it here? Does your sister nag you too? She didn't used to, but now she's saying I left hair in the bathtub. That's because she rushed straight into there before I even had a chance to clean it. I always rinse my hair after I had a bath, but I don't do it straight away. I do it like half an hour later because I want to cool down and relax a bit before I go back in there.

Why don't you fuck off, UM0Ron?

Why don't you fuck off, idiot? I do clean it, but just not straight away because it takes time for the water to drain down the bath, and then I'm really hot from coming out the bath, so I don't want to be standing around in the hot bathroom. I want to come into my room and put my socks on, get dressed, put my cream on, and then maybe half an hour later or 40 minutes later, I'll go back in and then rinse away the hair. Why can't she go in afterwards? Later, not straight away. Saying that I'm untidy? Idiots. I'm not untidy at all. More tidy than you.

COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID—

Shush. No COVID. Can't you leave a nice message instead of spam?

What was I gonna do?

All my plans failed for this stream. I was gonna play that game, wasn't I? I don't feel like it now. I was gonna do a live reaction to it. But I don't really feel like it anymore. Ruined my day. The microphone is ruining my day. Keeps glitching. Wow, look what I matched. She's hot from Thailand. Look at this girl. Oh yeah. No, it looks like a fake account. You can tell it's a fake account when they put their Instagram in the description.

We all love you, Daniel. Now eat some pot noodle.

Oh, thank you, Raymond. I will eat pot noodle for $10. Yeah, you can tell the Tinder profile is like one of those fake ones when— look, she's got her Instagram on it, and then she looks really sexy. She probably charges for 1 hour.

How does it feel knowing that your daddy passed away with disappointments in you?

Let me search her Instagram and then message her. I messaged one of them on Instagram before, and then she's tried charging me money for private webcam session. And then the Instagram account got banned or something. It vanished. Ooh, she looks pretty sexual. Message: Hey, what's up? I saw you on Tinder. Hehe, see what she says. Why don't I go to Thailand? I don't know, it just seems kind of sketchy and full of fat, bald white men trying to get laid. Maybe when I'm in my 50s I'll go. When I'm fat and bald and white. I haven't visited HMR channel so long ago. Twitch recommended this stream out of nowhere. Think you can get away from me? I'm on every platform.

You Chinese Malay. You Chinese Malay. You Chinese Malay. You Chinese Malay. You Chinese Malay. You Chinese Malay.

No, I'm British.

Chinese Malay. You Chinese Malay.

I'm British, idiot. British, innit, bruv? But why is this Thai girl matching me when my location is set to Japan? Maybe she's hunting for Japanese guys.

British.

If I'm not British, then Obama is not American. Everyone thinks Obama as— they think of him as American, don't they? No one says, oh, that's Obama, that African guy. No one says that. They say, oh, it's Obama, that American guy. Don't they?

Barack Hussein Obama II is an American politician and attorney who served as the 44th President of the United States. See, 2009 to 2017.

I didn't even keep reading. No, I didn't even ask Siri and then she just interrupted me. But here it says, yeah, he is an American politician, not African. American.

I'm sorry.

Shut up. Go away.

Okay.

Leave me alone. No one disagrees that Obama is American, but then why do people keep saying I'm not British and they keep insisting I'm Chinese? I'm not fucking Chinese. I've never been to China. I was never born in China. I was never raised in China. I don't have any Chinese culture influence in my life. I don't even speak Chinese. So how are you gonna say that I'm Chinese? Just because I look Asian. Yeah, well, a whale looks like a fish. It doesn't mean it is a fish. It's got lungs and a blowhole. I grew up in England. I was surrounded by English people all my life. I was raised in England all my life. I spent all my life, apart from a couple years in Japan, in England, surrounded by English relatives, surrounded and influenced by English culture. Just because I don't look like all the other English people. Like, you could get in a car crash and your face melts off and you don't look white anymore. It doesn't not make you English. Haha, your message got blocked by my moderator. Why do I hate being Chinese? I Because I'm not Chinese. If I was Chinese, I'd just say, yeah, I'm from China. Ni hao. I haven't even been to China apart from the airport, just for like 2 hours. Everything about my upbringing was English apart from one parent, and then a couple times every 10 years my Malaysian relatives came to visit. Apart from that, everything else just same as any other English person. It's not like I grew up in a Chinese bubble. If, if, okay, let's say for example, say for example— stop interrupting me—

coping and trying to hide that you're Chinese, you loser. LOL.

For example, let's say an English white couple move to China and they have a white baby. And then the white baby was born and grew up in this kind of English bubble, then yeah, I guess it's weird to call him Chinese. It's like the people who live on the Falkland Islands are English. They're not Falkish or Argentinian. How does it sound? Having difficulties getting it back in the hole when I take it out. Must be an easier way. Maybe the cable is faulty. Maybe I put my chair on the cable and bent it. You don't even like England. Why do you want to be identified as English so much? I don't really care that much. It's just I get annoyed when people just label me with labels that I don't agree with. So how would you feel if I just started calling you she all of a sudden, even though you're not a girl? Wouldn't you be annoyed? It's like Andy, you know Andy? He gets annoyed when people accidentally call him a she because he kind of looks like a woman. But it's not his fault because his voice is not deep and he's got like this genetic disorder. But he also gets triggered when, when he goes to a restaurant and, and the waitress refers to him as ma'am or Mrs. Or he can't even buy nicotine gum without an ID, and then even when he shows some ID, they don't believe him because he looks like a 15-year-old. Same thing, it's just annoying.

Konchiba Ito is waiting for you in Japan. You better hit the gym before you come to Japan.

No.

I think I've gotten pretty strong. Do you want to see my— my muscle-building routine? Bet Konaito can't do this 10 times. 7.

8. 10.

It's 11 kg, about 20, 20 pounds, 25 pounds. Stretch my left arm. The first one's always the most painful.

Ah.

You working your left arm out 'cause you gotta use that hand to stick up your bumhole for OnlyFans?

Loser bumhole.

10.

See what happens when you mess with me. Bet you can't lift 20 pounds. 11 kg. I bet any girl couldn't even lift that once. She'd be like this. She'd be like, oh. People make fun of me for being skinny. Bet you can't do 10 reps on my dumbbell. And I can do 20 push-ups. Mayra couldn't even do one push-up. I said, why don't you try do one? She couldn't even do one.

Pathetic.

You're wasting your time doing it with such a shit technique. The technique doesn't matter as long as you're— as long as you're doing more than you could do before. You can do it any way you want to. If in the beginning you could only do one, in that technique, and then now you can do 10 using the same technique, then you've gotten stronger. So you can now do 10 times more.

I pound your wife in the bumhole, I pound your wife in the bumhole, I pound your wife in the—

Shh, shh.

Bumhole, I pound your—

So my point is, you can do it any way you want to, as long as you're, you're doing more and you're getting stronger. At least the retard spamming is giving you money. Yeah, he's funding my escape to London where I'll become a male prostitute. Try a pull-up. I don't have a pull-up bar, but there was a pull-up bar in this Airbnb I went to in Berlin and I could do about 5, but after that My muscles were aching for weeks. I wouldn't mind getting a pull-up bar, but I don't know where to put it. But my wrist still looks really skinny. I am getting a bit of muscle on my bicep, see? But there's nothing on my wrist, it's just bone. I need to push the muscle up there like this. So if I can squeeze it down like a sausage, squeeze this muscle down a bit. Down to my wrist. But there's no muscle there anyway. When you grip, you're using the muscles here in your arm, but there's nothing here. There's just the tendons. You need to force yourself to eat more. Well, I eat my protein powder sometimes. You need more leg muscle. But I spend over an hour every day kicking my football. I'm getting very good at kicking. Look. I kick like this.

Pretty good.

I do that every day for over an hour. With my football, but it's not really making muscle. It's good for flexibility and for speed and balance, but not much for power. Haha, you got censored. That's what you get. I need to get one of these. Where's a good one? I need to get some sound effects. Just get like a soundboard that can make different sounds. Oh no, the microphone! How's it now? Oh, have you looked at the market today?

No.

Oh my God, I completely forgot about the market. How did I forget the market? You can tell how much I've lost interest in stocks. I haven't even checked the market today. Wow. Oh, what a surprise. Everything is just going sideways again. See, this is why I don't care about the market anymore, because nothing happens. Oh my God, BNGO is down to $6.80. Tesla is at $700. Oh, so boring. Look, every stock looks like this. It's just sideways going from— so it— most stocks hit like a peak up there and then it's just been going sideways for the last 2 months now. Every day it looks like this. Just a flat line.

We contacted your ex-wife and will be helping her report the SD card you to immigration. You won't be able to enter Japan, laughing face. We got people that live in Kansai that will help.

There's nothing on the SD card that's illegal, so I don't know what you mean. Yeah, every day looks like this. Flatline.

Boring.

Yeah, I'm not worried about the SD card because it's not like there's CP on it. There's only some secretly— I mean, not secret videos on it. And you can't even prove that it was taken secretly, because what if I told the woman about it afterwards and she was fine with it. Or what if, um, it was all an act to pretend it was a secret? Like, we could have said, let's make a sex video and pretend you don't know about it, and then she doesn't even know about it, so how's she gonna find out about it? And I'm pretty sure Chihiro doesn't hate me anymore, so why would she do that?

All that secret filming you done, we already started contacting those escort women to be witnesses. Like I said, we have people that live in Kansai to assist us.

It's not, it's not an escort. What do you mean all the secret filming? It was just a couple times. Oh no, not the lightsaber. Everything's failing today. Do you like my Twitch studio? I've got purple lighting here for Twitch vibes, and then we got the nerdy lightsaber in the background, and then I've got my raining GIF up here. Looks so professional. I never filmed anyone. I would never do that. I asked for their permission.

That nervous smirk of yours. Just land in Japan and find out what immigration police will do if you think it's a joke.

I'm just naturally a smiley guy because I'm in such a great mood.

Hahaha.

I should try to stop smiling. I just can't. I can't stop smiling. Oh, not again.

Fucking hell.

But I charged it already and I haven't even used it much. Everything's failing. My vape is running out of battery constantly, my mic is failing, my lightsaber is failing. But what country should I make as my main country if Japan no longer was an option? Maybe I could explore this Thailand thing. A lot of people seem to love Thailand. I need some more countries to rotate. Just 2 countries is not really enough. Korea— I think Korea is good, but I need to make some Last Korea trip was not amazing, but I think I could make improvements. If I lived in a more touristy area, then people wouldn't be that annoyed when people speak in English. Maybe I could live in Gangnam where George lived, but I need a bit more money to afford it. Either I live in a more expensive place and I make more money, or Or I cut down on call girls, or I live in a cheap place and I can splurge out on call girls. I did quite like the call girls though in Korea.

Your ex-wife is in Amagasaki, so like I said, we have people meeting up with her and gathering all necessary documents and evidences. You think this is a joke, but yes, come to Japan. Immigration police will be waiting for you.

No, me and Shahid are on good terms now, so I'm not really worried. What was I saying? Yeah, I had this really cheap £500 a month Airbnb, and there was— the bed was just a mattress on the floor. That was pretty hot. And it was right outside a busy street, so you could have the window open, you could hear people right outside. That was quite nice. Why is my camera out of focus? There. How do you know you're on good terms?

Because we talked.

It's a secret, she said.

Don't tell anyone. Shh.

Smells like cheese.

Wow. What?

Nvidia is back up to 600? That recovered quickly. Would you rather live in a nice place in Korea or a really trashy apartment with mattress on the floor for extra cereal money? Why would you want to leave the UK? Because London is so expensive and I'd rather live in Korea or Japan.

Who said she was in good terms with you? How would you know that she hasn't been talking or planning something with us? Do her phone calls with your mom want to help you even though you're always by your mom's When she calls.

D.

Who said she was in good terms with you? She said it. Who else would say it? London's just kind of boring. I feel like people won't really be interested if I did life in London vlogging. Lots of people were interested in Korea and Japan. I'm pretty sure no one cares about London. Look at the views. I made a video about Korea, it gets 100K views. I make a video about living in Rotterdam, it only gets 20K. So you can tell that there's more interest in Asia. London is very active for Tinder meetups. Maybe I should I should try switching it to London, see if I have any luck. But I generally don't really have much luck in London. But to be fair, I haven't, I haven't really tried as much. I didn't really put as much effort into London Tinder that, like I did in Korea or Japan. I went on quite a few dates in Korea, so it's not like I can say I didn't get any matches. I went on some dates with pretty cute girls. The problem is they're too cute. They're too good-looking for me and they won't be interested. I had quite a nice date with this Korean girl. We went to an art museum, which was really boring, and then we went to have dinner at this lamb— barbecue lamb place, which was really good. That was my favorite restaurant in Korea. They have like a barbecue on the table and then metal sticks that rotate. They put lamb on it. And then we had some drinks.

Mrs. Kubota got a trustworthy alliance in the McCleven crew. Yeah, he wants to see Daniel get arrested.

And then after the lamb, we went to karaoke. Oh, we went to a VR game I also got to touch her hand. We went to karaoke, and usually karaoke is where I make my moves in Japan, but karaoke in Korea is very different. In Japan, it's all dark and romantic, and you're sitting next to each other, and you're both looking at the screen so you can touch her. But in Korea, it was weird. It was really bright, And there was a big mirror in front of you, so yes, and the room is really small, and then you're sitting there and there's a big mirror and the room is completely lit up, and the chairs were like 2 stools. It wasn't like a sofa or a bench kind of chair, so it was impossible to do anything. You'd have to get up And then go over to her, and then I don't know what you would do. And the, the lighting was just so unromantic. They have— they're called coin karaoke in Korea. Maybe there's different ones that are more like Japanese karaokes, but the one we went to was a coin karaoke. And then we went to the train station together, and I was so tempted to ask I didn't have the guts. Oh, it's so, so awkward. I really want to say, do you want to come with me? She would have said no. That happened to me with this Japanese woman one time. I went on a date with her, and then I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place. And she said yes, and she got on the train with me back to my station, and we went to karaoke, and we just sang karaoke for an hour, and then she went back home. I was too scared to ask her to come back to the guest house, and I was too scared to do anything in the karaoke. I wonder if she would have done something if I tried.

Korean girls have high standard. You're not even dirt standard. You're below that. The K-girls won't want a parasite like you.

Bet you couldn't get a Korean girl either. I had a Korean girlfriend in the past. In 2010. The problem is you're too socially awkward. Yeah, that is the problem. I could have the best pictures, the best profile, but when they meet me, I just— I suck at making conversation.

Yo, what's up, Daniel? It's me, Ollie.

Oh, hey, Ollie. Nice to Hear from you again. McLovin is gonna charge back the donations, but I can see his real name on PayPal when he donates, unless it's not his real name. When Pia got dropped off, did you tap that? That is, uh, confidential information. Don't dox him. Should I dox McLovin for doxing Chihiro? I would never dox people. When can we expect the Isaac review? I don't know, I was gonna do it on stream, but I can't be bothered now. How would I do it? Let me bring it up. Let's see if I can be bothered. Oh, spooky music, very scary.

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above. Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved. I will do my best to save him, my lord, Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room.

It's quite good voice acting.

Removing all that was evil from his life. Again, the voice called to her. Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins. I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee, Isaac's mother replied as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world. One last—

sounds like me.

Isaac's mom heard—

am I the son? God, that's my mom.

You've done as I've asked, but I still question To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you. Yes, Lord, anything, Isaac's mother begged. To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son Isaac will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else. Yes, Lord, she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen. Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement hidden under his rug.

While this intro is so cool—

Without hesitation, He flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.

No, I shouldn't play it. I need my initial reaction for the video.

Whoops.

Ah, quite a nice intro. I like the art style and the voice acting. I'm supposed to be hating on it, not liking it. It's rubbish. The art style looks like a 5-year-old did it, and the story is so boring. Check the sound. And the gameplay is so basic and rubbish. I could have made a better game myself. I could have made a better game myself. Yeah, maybe that's what I'd say. Why I hate Binding of Isaac. It's rubbish and stupid. Terrible game, 1 out of 10. It'll probably get 20k views, won't it? It'll get more views than my main channel gets. Bloody dead channel. Traitors. They said they'll be my viewers. They abandoned me. I wanna make a better hairstyle. I'm not sure how to do it. Do you like this hairstyle? Should I take a photo like this, put it on my Tinder?

I'm sophisticated.

Did I steal someone's girlfriend? No, I would never. I would never steal someone's girlfriend. I'm an honorable man. This hair looks so bad. It looks like a pizza, a pizza triangle. I never offered any kind of relationship to her. I said, if— I don't know if you could kind of— if it sounds like I'm saying, if you did X, then I'll do Y, but that's not what I was Implying. I was saying if it happened, then Y could happen. But I wasn't saying do X now, then Y could happen. Because she sounded like she wasn't really happy with him and she was gonna break up anyway. So I thought, well, if you do break up, then yeah, I guess we could meet. I wasn't saying break up now, then we can meet. I'm pretty sure it didn't sound like that. If— I don't know, now the word if sounds like I'm giving you an offer, like if you do this then I'll do that. But what I was imagining was that they would break up and then like a few months later we could Think about meeting, make some videos or whatever. Didn't think she'd come to my house. Why don't you live with 2 fangirls? I wouldn't mind having 2 girlfriends like Shin and Pia. That'd be quite hot. And then we will make OnlyFans together. I've got Indian samosa in the fridge. Maybe I'll have that for dinner. But there's this other girl that I might meet. She's— she lives in Manchester. She seems like she might be interested. I won't go to Manchester. I'll probably get her to come to London. Don't really want to go to Manchester. I want to cut this hair. So I could get a place in London, a hotel, for a month and then just see who wants to come. But I can't because bloody lockdown. Hotels don't reopen until May 17th. I don't know why they shut the hotels down.

Stupid.

Quite like the Turkish girl because she was very sweet. Small but had curves. Oh, I can't get my hair to look good. Help me. It just looks stupid now. I quite like the shortness of the Turkish girl. Physically, body, body-wise, I was quite satisfied, but I still felt bored.

With her?

I don't know, I feel bored with most girls. They don't really talk about things I'm interested in usually. What do you talk about with girls? I don't know. I don't talk about anything. I'd rather do a livestream, just talk by myself, to be honest. The audio went back to normal without him fixing it. Maybe my knee is touching the wire somehow, but I'm not doing anything. I'm not even fiddling with the computer. I don't know why it keeps changing. You know, sometimes I actually prefer the meetup to go badly because I enjoy— I don't enjoy the rejection, but I enjoy streaming and then just having a massive rant about it and then getting loads of donations. That's actually more fun than having sex if the girl is not great-looking. So when the German girl thing happened, although it kind of sucked that she rejected me, I actually quite enjoyed having a massive rant on the stream and getting like hundreds in donations. Because if we had sex, then, then I'd be stuck with her all night long and all day next day. And I wouldn't be able to do anything. I wouldn't be able to stream because she'd be there, and then I wouldn't be able to make much content until she left. I don't feel comfortable making content when I'm with the girl because I'm supposed to be paying attention to her. I was so angry when I did that. Did I delete it? I think I did. I took it down. That was when I used to take my streams down because I was scared people would start hating on me because I get kind of weird during streams. I always lost loads of subs every time I streamed because then they started whining saying, Daniel's not nice. Not sure if I'll go down for dinner now. Or if I'll bring the dinner up. You aren't nice. I am nice, but if you wrong me, then I'm not nice. Why would I be nice to you if you came all the way to my hotel giving me expectations and then you just left? Obviously I'm not gonna be nice if you do that. If you just had sex with me like we agreed, then I would have been very nice. Why do people expect me to be nice to people who have not done nice things to me? I don't owe you. If you want guys to be nice, then you shouldn't mislead them, make them think that you want to have sex and you go to the hotel and then you leave. Maybe don't do that. Messing guys around. I hate women who just mess guys around like we've got nothing else to do.

Wasting Our time.

The worst thing is when you've invested your own time and resources into a girl, and then it was all for nothing, and then she leaves you anyway. I might have dinner. I'm not sure. I don't think we've got any food. I think there's chilli con carne, but there's no pasta or rice, and I had all the chips yesterday. Do I have any other clothes apart from the sweater? Number 1, it's a jumper. There's no sweat on it. And no, I don't. It's not hot enough to not wear it. When it gets hotter, I'll probably take it off and wear my My white long sleeve. But it's my favourite. Don't you love it? I love the design and the colour is great, and I like the thickness. It makes my arms look bigger than they actually are. See, that's how big they actually are, but they look big like this, don't they? See, it's just comfy. I find it tricky finding clothing that I like. I don't like most clothing. I think it looks stupid. He's wearing Chihiro's old panties. No, I've got one of Chihiro's socks. And I've got Miura's underwear in my collection. Before Miura dumped me, she stayed at my place and she had some laundry. But I haven't smelled it yet. I don't really feel in the mood for Miura yet. I'm not sure what happened to Chihiro's sock. I wish I took more of my ex's clothing. Why didn't you let Piers stay at your house? Because I don't really want guests and I'm not really— I don't really want to be with a girl right now, and it's actually illegal to have guests. If people found out she was staying here, I could get in trouble. And then people would find out she's staying here, wouldn't they? I'm not the best secret keeper. And then my mum would get annoyed, my sister would probably get annoyed. And it's just a bad idea overall. Because I'd probably end up getting bored and just having— we'd probably just end up having sex all day, and then she would start developing— she might start developing emotions towards me. Because I'm the kind of person who, when he gets bored, I just start thinking about sex and then having sex. It's not really like a thing done out of affection or love. So I did I think I did the best thing in the— during the situation. I thought I made the right choices. Wow, my room's looking nice and purple. Do you think you're aromantic? Does that mean That I'm not romantic. I'm not sure what it means. Someone who doesn't feel love. I don't know, I was quite in love with Mina, wouldn't you say? I didn't even cheat on Mina. Didn't even get a Rotterdam prozie. I could have had one so easily, just messaged them and then they could have showed up at my apartment. But I didn't because I was addicted to stocks and I wanted to not waste my money.

Aromatic duck.

How's the stocks? Let me check. I lost all my gains again after I got them back on my Trading212 account. Yeah, I lost them all again. I was up £100 and now I'm down 50p. Typical waste of time. Even the Bitcoin stocks are not going up. Bitcoin broke £60K again and kind of maintained that level. And then the Bitcoin stocks had a tiny rally of about 5% and then dropped down again. That's what keeps happening. It has a tiny rally, 5%, and then it just drops down 5% or more, or maybe 2%. So you go up 2%, then it drops 5%, and then it goes up again 4%. Basically, it doesn't go anywhere. You don't make any money. I haven't made any money on stocks in 2 months now. 2 months. Didn't make anything.

No money.

Do you like my sound effects? I found them myself.

Ahhhhhh.

But no stocks are going up. Nothing's going up. Everything's just going sideways. So what can you do? Actually, the indexes are going up. NASDAQ went up a lot. S&P 500 broke So you should just invest in the NASDAQ and then you would have made gains. But the NASDAQ's going up, the stocks are not going up.

Why?

I should have bought— instead of buying stocks, I should have just bought the NASDAQ 100. And the USA Growth Index ETF, because that's actually going up. I cut my fringe too short now, looks stupid. I've ruined my hair, it won't come down. When do they plan to finish plumbing? I don't know. Maybe they'll come this week and not fix it again. They've been coming to fix it almost every week now, and they spend all day here working on it, and then nothing's fixed. What are they doing? I just want to go to a hotel. At least I can have a shower. Can't even go to a hotel. Do you think your dad could Fixed it. Yeah, I guess he was fixing it the whole time and we just didn't really notice because he designed it, so he would know how to fix it. If it was me, what would I do? I think I'd just get that camping shower off Amazon. I'd just use a tub and I'll get a kettle and fill it with boiling water and I just pour it on myself. What did my dad do for a living? He was an engineer. He was lead project manager. I can't afford to pay— I wouldn't be able to afford to pay professionals to come and install a proper system. I'd have to get a hosepipe, get a hosepipe and like a foot pump that Applies pressure and then just get a kettle. Your dad passed away right before the COVID thing. Yeah, he did. That is quite interesting. He, he never would find out about the whole COVID pandemic, but then the way he died is the same way that everyone is dying, from the flu. And then being in ICU and then having the face mask. I wonder if things would be different if he was alive during the pandemic. Maybe he would have been really careful, worn a mask, stayed at home. I think it's kind of dangerous. Even before COVID flu season was always in winter. And I was— I always thought it was kind of dangerous going into an office in January after Christmas. That's like the most dangerous time during the year for flu, and he never got the flu jab, and he was working in this small office with about 6 people. I think he had his own— he had his own private office, and there was like a main office where about 4 of them shared. But because he was like the lead manager, lead designer, he had his own private office. But the kitchen— I guess he went to the kitchen to make tea before he chatted to people. I'm pretty sure he got it from— he got the flu from The office. Where else would he get it from? It wasn't respiratory issues, it was sepsis. Yeah, but the sepsis was caused by flu. And the main problem he had was pneumonia, and he couldn't breathe on his own. He had to have the machine, which is what COVID patients die from. Most of the people who die from COVID they die because they get pneumonia and they can't breathe anymore, and even with the machine assistance It's not enough. It's basically the same. I wonder how many people die from sepsis who get COVID, because they just say, oh, they died from COVID but I bet loads of them are actually dying from organ failure. Because some of these COVID survivors, they get long-term lung damage. They get this thing called long COVID. They're getting lung damage because the virus is attacking the lung, and some of them get affected by it really badly, to the point where they have so much damage to their lung tissue they can't even talk. Some of these COVID survivors have been in ICU for months, and then when they manage to get out, some of them, they can't even speak anymore because they've had so much damage. But I'm pretty sure what my dad had is more deadly than COVID. My dad had H1N1, which was Spanish flu, and Spanish flu killed in 1920s— Spanish flu killed millions. It was happening during World War I, Spanish flu, and Spanish flu kept coming back, but they just called it different things. They called it swine flu, or they called it H1N1. Oh, I got a message on Instagram from Ben. Have you ever had a prostate orgasm? I don't think so. Maybe he didn't think I was gonna read out the message. I was hoping it was that Thai girl. I bet she's sleeping. I think my dad died because— I think there was bacteria in the ventilator machine that was entering his lungs directly, because he had the, the pipe down his throat to help him breathe. I think— and he kept getting pneumonia. I think the doctor said I remember them saying he got pneumonia again, so I think the bacteria is somehow getting in there. Some kind of— he kept getting infections. It was just like constant, a constant battle with different infections that kept popping up around his body. So he'd get one infection, then they would treat it, and then Another one would pop up in his lungs and they'd try and treat it. And it got to a point where they were like giving him the maximum amount of medication and he was still getting infections and his body still couldn't fight it off. So there was nothing else they could do. They said— they explained it all to us. They said, there's nothing else we can do. We can't increase the dosage anymore. We have to turn off the machines. So even with all that medicine, they couldn't help him. So what else are they supposed to do? It's kind of scary. 2021, 2019, all this modern medicine and technology, and they can't even save someone. From a flu, a virus. And we know everything about viruses and how they work, and then we still can't even stop it very well. I hope I don't get a virus. I wonder how I'm gonna die. How do you think I'm gonna die? I don't want to get flu. I don't want to go into ICU. I hope I don't die in a painful What's the best way to die? Maybe some kind of traffic accident where you die instantly. Maybe in an aeroplane where it explodes and it's instant. I feel like I'm pretty unhealthy. I already have some problems, like I get these random pains in my chest area. And sometimes I think I've got testicular cancer because my right testicle sometimes aches. And there's like this weird lump on it, but I've had the lump since I was a teenager, so I don't feel like it's— my hair looks so weird. I don't know why I can't get it to look nice. I'm pretty sure I don't have ball cancer. I think it's just like the tubes, the tubes where the sperm come out.

Ah.

I'm pretty sure I've always had that lump, and it doesn't get bigger, so it can't be a tumor. I don't know what it is. Do I not plan on having any kids? I don't think I'd want them. I'd probably just get annoyed by them for being too noisy. I like peace and quiet, and I like to just be able to do what I want to do. If I was trying to stream and they kept rushing in screaming, I'd be All my hobbies, they're kind of solitary hobbies. I like playing football, but I don't want to play football with a kid. I just want to kick the ball by myself. And I want to play Rainbow Six by myself. I want to stream by myself. I don't like streaming with people. Oh, because I cut that bit earlier, it looks weird now. It's too short here. They're your kids, so they might have the same personality. I don't know. I don't have the same personality as my mum. My mum's the complete opposite of me. In every way. She's loud, she loves socializing, she loves people. I hate people. I guess I'm more like my dad. I'm not really interested in having friends and socializing. I'd rather just do my hobbies and not be Disturbed. And then there's so many— there's so many annoying things you'd have to do if you had kids, you have to take them to their friend's house and take them to school, and I don't know, it'll be kind of— it'll be kind of cruel to not let them socialize and play with other kids. So that means you have to get to know their parents, and it'd be kind of cruel not to let them go to school and have a normal childhood. I guess you'd need to drive because you want to take them out to places and visit places. I wouldn't really want to go on public transport with a screaming, crying kid. I'd be so embarrassed. I don't know how people do it. I feel like if I had kids, I'd definitely want to be able to drive. I can't imagine taking a really young child on a train. You don't know what they would do. Might start crying and puking. Then get a license. But that's assuming that I'm gonna have kids. Who knows? Maybe I'll never have kids. Maybe I'll never find a woman who's up to my standards who also wants my kids. And then maybe my sperm doesn't even work. Seems like a pretty bold assumption to decide to learn to drive now. It's like saying, yeah, I feel 100% confident that I'm definitely gonna find the mother of my kids, and then I'm gonna have kids. I don't really feel like that's gonna happen. Robot voice. Okay. Is it fixed? I just feel like in the long term You'd probably save— you'd probably save more money by not having kids, won't you? How much money does it cost to have kids? How— how would you make money from having kids unless they become rich and then give you some money later? It's a bit of a gamble. And then how do you even know that they're gonna like you? And how do you know you're gonna like them? And then how do you know they're gonna stick around? They might move to a different country. Imagine you have kids and they end up moving to a different country, you never see them, and then you just feel like, oh well, why did I just waste 18 years raising you and spending all this money? And then you just left and you're gone. Maybe my dad felt like that when I moved to Japan. I felt a little bit guilty when I got married, so I felt, I felt sad that I've just kind of left my family in England. And then I felt weird, like, why am I living in Japan Am I gonna die here as an old man? Am I just gonna spend the rest of my life in this tiny apartment behind a hospital? So that was one of the reasons why I was unhappy when I was married. I felt like I abandoned my roots. I don't know if I would want to grow old in Japan. It just seems kind of Sad. I'm not sure where I'd want to be when I'm older, when I'm like 60 or 50. Maybe I'd prefer just being here. Get some pets. Maybe I'd get a dog, get some puppies and some chickens, and get, get them to lay me eggs. I'd like to have some animals. Let's just Very difficult because you need a stable place to live. I can't get them here because my mum doesn't want them, and then I would want to travel, and then who would look after them? It wouldn't be responsible. Don't know, maybe I'll think— I'll have a different way of thinking when I'm 40. Maybe I'll be different in my 40s and I'll want different things. It seems like— I didn't even say Siri. I said it seems like. Why does Siri open? It seems like a lot of people end up moving back to their home countries after a while. Even Simon Martina ended up going back to Canada. I wonder if Chris Broad would end up going— coming back to England. I think I'm going to go down. I have Dinner. It is 9 o'clock. Not really sure what else to do. We lived behind the hospital in the first apartment in Tachibana, and then nearly every week you would see them wheeling out a corpse from the back of it. It was kind of creepy. I don't know how many dead bodies I saw. Well, you didn't see the actual body because it was under a blanket, but you could see the outline of the body. All these corpses getting wheeled out the back. They'd put them into a van and then drive away. What's my plan for the rest of the day? Have dinner, maybe watch Dragon's Den, have a coffee, play some Rainbow Six, go to bed. Ah, that's it. Every day's the same. Wake up, play Rainbow Six, play football, watch YouTube, make lunch. Do a stream, have dinner, play Rainbow Six, go to bed, wake up, turn on the computer, play Rainbow Six. I watched VR porn yesterday. It's quite nice. I plugged in my Apple— my old Apple earphones The wired ones. The sound is really good. I had a nice blonde girl bouncing up and down on me. It's pretty good. You know that intense feeling of intimacy when you're doing it? You don't really get that when you just watch it on your phone because it's like on a phone screen, but when you've got the VR headset on And you're lying backwards, and it feels like you're in a room. You look around, and it does feel like you're in a— an actual room, and you can see the woman in front of you, and her face is close to your face. You're like staring into her eyes. It does really feel like you're locking eyes, you're making eye contact with her. It's quite good. It's quite realistic. It's a good way to recreate that intimate feeling. I think that's one of my favorite things about sex. Not just the sex, but the— The intimacy, like having the faces so close to each other and the smells. You know, being— having someone in your personal space is not something I usually have unless I'm doing it. I quite like it. But there's no good games on it. I used to play Beat Saber, but I got bored of it. The other games are just all gimmicky, silly nonsense, like 3D puzzle, play with these little blocks. It's just gimmicky stuff. I might do it again tonight. It doesn't take that much effort. You just put them on.

Look.

And then you sit back like this. It's a bit annoying when you take them off, it pulls your glasses out with them. I'd like to find a nice movie to watch in the VR because there's a very nice— it's very nice for watching videos, it's very immersive. I just can't really find a movie that I really want to watch. And then pay 100% attention to. Usually I get bored watching stuff and I want to do something else, like play Rainbow Six or check my phone. There's not usually any kind of shows that I want to pay 100% attention to without fiddling. Does your mum not hear you fapping in the other room? No, she's deaf. I don't think I make any noise. The bed doesn't make a squeaking sound. What if your mum comes in when you're wearing these? She never comes into my room. She wouldn't come in during the night. What's the name of the VR set? It's called the Oculus Quest 2 by Facebook, but you need to have a Facebook account. A lot of people didn't like that because they felt like Facebook are stealing their privacy. I don't really care if Facebook steals my info. What are they gonna steal? I just put my name and I put my age and I put some photos on my Facebook. What are they gonna do with that? People act like Facebook is— I don't know. Some people are really scared of Facebook. Yeah, they say Spacebook is spying on us. I mean, Facebook is spying on us, but I don't really care. You guys are spying on me now. You're watching me and you're listening to what I'm saying. Stop spying on me. I voluntarily let people spy on me for a living. I don't really care if Facebook does it. They share info with the government. But what kind of info? The, the government already know all of my info. I don't think there's anything the government doesn't know. Have you ever watched a full JAV film without stopping and skipping parts? I don't think so. I never watch from beginning until end. I usually skip until the middle. The beginning's always boring. They're just— first they kind of do an introduction where the woman comes into the room and they have some kind of scene. And then there's all the foreplay stuff that I'm not interested in watching. I just want to watch the action. I thought you hated London. Um, I don't hate it. It's okay. I've never tried living there. It might be interesting. I thought you wanted to leave UK. I'd like to go to Japan, but—

You can't?

I'm stuck here. I also have the HTC Vive, but I don't like it. Because it's not wireless, the cables get in the way, the hand tracking is really bad. I put it in a bag and I put it outside in the shed. It makes me feel a bit sad because I got it when Mila was here, and me and Mila used to play it together every day. Uh, it was fun in the beginning when Mila was here. We did all these things together. Cooked fish in the garden. Am I taking the vaccine? Probably. Probably need the vaccine to travel. I put the HTC Vive in the shed because I felt sad seeing it. Seeing the handsets, the hand controller made me sad. Mira has a fly tattoo on her chest.

What?

Is it a new one? She has a shark. I don't know about a fly. The first time Mira dumped me, I actually had like a little pile of things that reminded me of her. So, you know, she, she made that weird stick thing With the feather. I saved it. I put it on my window. I also saved the train ticket that I bought to go and meet her the first time, the one to London. What else did I save? I can't remember, but I had like a collection of things. Now I can add her on No, I lost it. I came home and they were gone. I think my mum put it in the bin. You know in that cartoon Hey Arnold, Helga has a crush on Arnold and she has a shrine and it's like a picture of him and then a bunch of random objects around it and like candles and stuff, and then she would worship the shrine. I used to love that cartoon. Football Head. Okay, I'm gonna have dinner. Probably won't stream again until a few days later. Could stream tomorrow, but I don't really have anything new to talk about. Check my stocks. Another boring day, just sideways. Look at this. Everything's either a sloping sideways line, or it, it dips down, goes sideways, and then goes back up. So it made no progress. Take us with you. I can't, because I can't bring my computer down. Nike's doing quite well. Uh, actually it's not. It's also kind of just flat since the last 2 months. Is anything doing well? When are stocks going back up again? Bank of America is doing well. I made £500 off Bank of America. I sold it at 40 and then I bought it again when it drops down to 37 and then I sold it again at 40. So that was quite good. That's what I should have been doing. I should have rode it up, sold it, wait for it to pull back, buy again, and then sell it again when it goes up. That's what I should have been doing. There's no point letting it go up and then just watching it go back down again. Then you make nothing and it was just a waste of time going up. I want to become more aggressive when it goes up and then buying back in when it drops down. My total net gain/loss from investing I think— well, all of my portfolios have recovered apart from the main one, which is still down. Wow, it's down 5,400 now. Today's pretty bad. Look at it, it's just a flat line. The beginning is Going down, and then it's just been a flat line like this since, since around mid-March. It's just been a flat line hovering around 14,000-15,000. Just waiting for it to go back up, but it doesn't. See, this is the total So, that's the beginning, and then that's the end. It's just going sideways. Audio quality— I'm gonna go anyway. Oh, and I have to try and find out how to fix the microphone as well. Maybe there's a setting.