Trying new experience with my girlfriend [5tGfugeALjo]

Go live. Testing. Testing.

It's streaming. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, let's go. Go where? Where are we going? Show them chess. I don't think they want to see guys playing chess. You want to see the guys playing chess? We're going to have some wonderful new experiences today.

PSA 3 check is okay, but it's—

I have no idea. Let's go! Where are we going today?

Oh, I don't know, it's hard to beat.

If I can beat one of those guys at chess, then they have to give me what? Bonus Again. Oh my God, look, my girlfriend's not wearing the face mask because of the virus. She's wearing it so you guys can't see her face. She doesn't usually wear a face mask. Yeah, we're gonna do some stuff today, walk around, get massage. Imagine thinking my girlfriend's wearing a mask because of you know what. Why does the camera look wonky? It looks straight. It's because I'm standing wonky.

Oops.

Why it always looks kind of wonky? We can already kind of see her face. I don't know. She feels— She feels safer if she has the mask on. It's hard to know if it's straight or not. How about like this? Oh yeah, that's better. Yeah, maybe my strap's not completely straight.

Maybe.

This is the best stream setup I have. Oh, my GoPro stopped working. I don't know why. I plugged it into the charger last night and now it just never turns on. I tried everything. I took the battery out, I held the button on and off. I think the GoPro's finally had it. GoPro 7. I want to get away from this music. I got that GoPro 7, what, 5 years ago? 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023. You finish phone call?

Cannot walk over there, right? Because have a song. It's Thai song, but I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. The music worries me a bit. Yesterday was okay. It didn't pick up the music. Well, not yesterday, the last stream.

Today is okay.

I don't know. It's pretty loud. You want to see the market? No, let's go fast. Okay, if I just keep talking, then it probably won't get picked up, but then I've got to keep talking on and on and on and on. I don't know what to say. Keep moving faster. The music's pretty loud here. Do we have to go this way? Can we go another way? The music's very loud. What about this way? Damn music. I don't know how I avoided the music last stream because it was fine. I think because it's kind of echoey, it doesn't get picked up well. Watch out, watch out. Now, when I was in Japan streaming, nearly every stream got a copyright claim by music because in Japan they play music everywhere on the street. Thailand's not so bad, they don't just play music everywhere. In Japan, everywhere you go they're playing music on like these big speakers, so it's really hard to avoid. And then nearly every one of my live streams got a copyright music claim. Some of them Got partially blocked worldwide. Really annoying. Yeah, it's annoying because they blast out this music when I didn't ask to listen to it, and then they got the nerve to then copyright claim me. Oh, don't steal our music! Well, you're the ones blasting it out into the street. No one asked you to play this stupid music. Turn it off then. Music copyright is so lame. It shouldn't exist. Like, no one is making money by playing music. Do you think I'm making money because I'm playing Ed Sheeran songs? So dumb. Yeah, as if everyone's watching my stream so they can listen to Lady Gaga on the radio on a speaker. What is even the point of music copyright law? What you doing? It's just annoying because my precious ad revenue gets stolen by these multi-billion dollar companies. My precious $20. Uh, we got ripped off at a restaurant just now. We bought too much food and it was like 400 baht, and we only ate half of it. Wait, come back! This is where I bought the thing. I bought the— don't say it— W-E-E-D. I bought it here. There, say hello to him. He's nice. No, embarrassing. He helped me go to the taxi. Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw my Kick stream, but I was doing the W E D and I got completely messed up, like I was gonna black out. And then the shop owner had to close his shop to take me to the taxi place.

Famous doctor.

Wow. Weird fruit. This stuff's weird. It's like a sweet, juicy garlic clove. Yeah, I think the blah blah blah thing works. Also, I think the noise of the traffic muffles the music as well, so the algorithms don't pick it up as well.

Nitty con.

If this was Japan, there'd be music everywhere. Where? Here? Are you sure this is safe for YouTube? They better not be playing music. Oh, no music. Take off shoes.

Yeah.

Ah, there's no music. Thank God. Do they know we're Why are there syringes in there? Are those syringes? What's that? Syringe.

Yeah, syringe. What for? No, this one. Slippers.

I'm gonna get a facial.

Sit here.

Don't know what they're saying. I don't know what we're doing here. I think we're getting like a facial, facial and a massage. It's my new content. Do you guys like it? Massage, massage content. It's going to become a massage channel. What? What's happening? I don't know, I can't read it.

This one treatment fire and massage, 350 baht.

For face?

Yeah.

Okay.

And this one treatment premium whitening.

Whitening what?

Whitening face.

Whiten my face?

Yeah. I want to do this. You do this.

You want to whiten your face?

Yeah.

Weird. I do this.

You do this. Okay. Penhakua, penhakua itu ni mổ lười. Hanya penhakua sekuang. Ini dia penhakua em to, jadi dip na. Hanya penhakua no penhakua. Lekau ini penhakua no kuyeh. Kita penhakua dien dien. Sai hanya penhakua penhakua kumpul toya. Ni kacalung mungkin. Hanya penhakua kumpul. Sai hanya bapu bapu hang ini sulu raya raya. Ini hanya penhakua kumpul. Nah hanya penhakua penhakua kumpul lupa. Nah sapa. I choose this one.

Why do you want to whiten your face?

Collagen.

Collagen. What's that?

My collagen.

Up to you.

If you want. For me? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. อันนี้ใช่ไหมนะ? กูอังคือน่าไรก็อย่างไรก็ว่ามาไม่เกิดพูดคำ ว ่ า คร ั บ ม ั น ก ็ ทำ อย ่ าง น ี้ แล ้ ว ค ่ ะ เพ ร า ะ ว ่ า ใช ่ ใช ่ อย ่ าง ki ểu v ừa พ ู ด ช ั ย เข ้ า ข ้ าง v ừa ย ิ น ข ้ าง แ บ บ ท ั้ ง ส ิ ่ ง ท ี่ ค ่ ะ เร าก ็ อ ั นน ี้ อย ่ าง ด ้ วย ค ่ ะ ค ุ ณ ด ้ วย ค ุ ณ ด ้ วย คะ คะ ว ่ า ถ ้ า เรา อ ๋ ล ู ก ซ ương เร าก ็ หน ึ ่ ง หน ึ ่ ง ด ้ วย ค ุ ณ คร ั บ ค ่ ะ ใช ่ ใช ่ อย ่ าง ki ểu ข อง ด ้ วย น ้ อง พ ู ด ช ั ย เอ า เป ็ น ย ิ น ไ หม ใช ่ ไ หม คะ you like cold or hot for what have a high on door have a machine For to do your face, you want to choose cold or feel warm?

Hot, warm.

Yeah, warm.

I think warm is nicer because my ex used to give me a. face massage with a hot flannel, and it was really nice. If it's cold, it'll just be cold. I think a warm facial would be much more relaxing.

You want to try it first? You?

I'll wait here. I think cold would be like having a cold shower, be uncomfortable. I don't understand the whitening thing. She wants to whiten her face. I don't feel like that would look good. I don't know if it's just me, but whenever Asian girls get like the face whitening stuff, it looks weird. I think they look better with natural color, like natural kind of browny yellow color. Looks way more attractive than this like artificial white look. But you know, Asia, everyone wants to be white. How am I going to film I get my selfie stick out, I guess. Oh my God, I hope she's not getting her skin bleached. I don't know what I'm getting. I think I'm getting like a face treatment and massage. I guess I'm paying. Pay for lunch, pay for this too. I think it'll be 850 baht. Yeah, 850. No, it's not a hammer massage. It should be like a face thing. Yeah, my girlfriend likes streaming now because she gets free stuff.

What?

Okay, where can I put my camera?

Put your bag on.

Where? I want to put it here. Where can I put my camera?

Put below.

I want to film video.

Không phải có thể vì đi ôn ai họ đây mà. Ah, đây đây. Yeah. Dù là để họ có thể. I'll show my vest, huh?

Okay, where can I put it?

Put it where? Down.

Down?

Yeah, here, here, here.

But then they can't see me. I want to put it there.

Okay, after you.

But then they can see you. If I put it here. I don't think.

What? Together.

But I want to put the camera here.

Okay.

I don't think they can see you.

Can see my face, right?

Maybe.

Maybe here. Second.

I can see your face.

Oh, I mean it. Lại thì là nào gặp gặp thời cơ không phải là di vân chờ đồng tháo phải là như nó không mà các mặt phần điều nó sợ gọi là phải mà nuôi nó có tuổi thọ nó rất là nó còn lại có khẩu khả của người ta để nuôi khải kề chia khải kề nó nó không tẻ rồi nó đi thăng hơn hẳn rất là nhiều con tẻ sẽ cố may mà rồi thế nào đi chị tự chơi luôn con tẻ sẽ ra may mà hả แต ่ เร ื่ อง อ ั น เก ิ ด พ ู ด ไ ท ย ได ้ ไ ง หน ่ อย ไ หม ไ หม โ อ เค can we speak with her in Thai but ไ หม เ น ี่ ย ไม ่ ไ หม ไม ่ ไ หม พ ู ด ไ ท ย ได ้ ไ หม ได ้ เลย อย าก ค ุ ณ ร ู้ ว ่ า แต ่ ว ่ า พ ู ด เร ื่ อง เต ็ ม she she want to talk with you more bao giờ cần ban phó đây nó ban nào để làm tham gia men phố a em bằng đủ những điều cho em đi chùa đấy chùa đấy là bằng đủ chùa phố a nhẹ thói nhạt thải có thể thải thằng việc này một na này anh nhìn luôn ăn cái cua băng luôn. à luôn xịt. nếu nào luôn tằm bóng luôn luôn. có luôn rồi đấy. ai có tập viên băng luôn mình coi hẳn là ai tập viên không lo đen xỉu biết nổi. con nên tằm bóng luôn luôn. con nên cho con luôn luôn. mang hộp hàng ai? hộp hàng ai đấy? không. Sao kẹt dữ quá? em cho thấy là cái làm gì để chia tay của nó ổn lắm. chưa lâu được, trẻ chia tay thôi nhưng mà coi như có khe khó của các bạn làm phần nhiều. đó là mình hai tôi cảm cũng lo cảm luôn nó không ảm lắm. có một cảm nhiều, các bạn luôn. thật ra khối về đây thì xe máy anh khai thì đang ở nhà sao làm có rất khan đấy đợt ba không có nát lò nữa hả về à phải nói cùng đợt ba lò mới đủ nha cái này nhìn như nó thấp đợt ba chỉ làm nhà các các điều mà đã thử nghiệm mình không phải gì để sai với ai mình chỉ tiền tiên mà rồi các bạn thậm chí không quen sử dụng hoặc là các bạn khi mà các bạn xô này rút hàng lên dưới dưới đường nha thằng có ảnh của mấy mình đẹp lắm skin lên ra thì mọi người nhìn mà các trường khác mà các bạn xô mà mình thấy nó đang làm làm công tác như thế này và làm nó khó ai thì mình làm cái gì vậy cho nên nên xuân phải học khá còn không mở học à vâng thì cũng là câu kiểu vậy cái gì xuân sẽ nói cái khó thêm xuống còn phải mang quả thật tại vì mình đang phải tìm một lá cano một cái lá cano sang ngay cả từ ngoài tàng nó hơi hơi hơi tinh nó khổ thì sao cảm thấy nó không đi thẳng nhiều nên nhiều người thì nó khó lắm trực máy tính này thế này được khi làm xong bài cái làm bằng việc này thì là để nhà học có thể cũng cho nên lại không có tiền lời lợi nhuận ấy bao nhiêu ấy rồi cho nên là mình phải mình phải phải đi lấy những cái cách phương pháp của mình chỉ cần thực ra đi thì sẽ mang lại cho nhân dân của quốc gia giải quyết công nhân quốc gia cảm khả năng cho cái khoai nên mà đi nó mà đi nhưng mà thực hiện được mà tiền nữa tài cả dở nghe nghe coi đủ hoa coi. Nha, đi dịch. Thằng anh đi du ma là sai tiền của anh nào đấy hả? của thứ lôi xưa ấy. Câu chuyện thứ lôi của xa. Câu chuyện thứ lôi của xa hả? Khải cách là tương đương như nhau nhưng thằng nhà. Thằng vạch xe, thằng lái xe. Thằng vạch xe hả? Về khu. Còn vạch vạch khơi thì mình phải xuống thằng đi xị. Đây là một cái loại sẹp sẹp là có tay đòi mải bị người nước khỏi dài cơ mà nếu trên người thì nó phải đẹp trai đẹp trai ra đẹp còn dài ra chỉ dài mà cuốn tóc khư nữa hả? Bây giờ kha kha cái cô này. 好， 好的， 好的， 好的。 哦， 那个 工作 频 率 来， 嗨。 哦， 那个 频 率。 好 啊。 OK OK OK。 để tất cả mọi người nghe được. Em cứ hướng chỉ. Làm à làm thế nào? Tại em cứ suy nghĩ. Không. Làm xong sai rồi, anh học rồi đấy. Ok, học rồi. Đây là first time for you, right? Yeah.

What are they using?

Or something cream, essential essence cream.

But what are they rubbing it on with?

Huh?

What's that thing they call it?

Composting?

With their hand.

Improve your skin and reduce. Acne, pimple, reduce pimple. Okay.

Yeah, it's a bit warm. It's yours cold?

Yeah, it's yours cold. I like cold. Same defect, internet signal. So what's wrong?

Internet signal. Detect. Detect. Detect. Detect.

Đúng. Ba hạt đồng tiền mới thu một. Thu về nhà nó có giảm tiện lợi cho sản cao ca không? Sảm tiện lợi, thể sản cao ca là một cái. I try to log in another government.

Try what?

I try to log in, like, username in government.

What?

Like, I put wrong. Is it love arrow? Is mutual love arrow? Yeah. Then be nice, I promise you. She must have seen me.

Yeah. Yeah.

You didn't see the real message. Are you doing the statue?

Yeah.

con lo vào kênh một hết khái đặt có một hết khái tin tức dùng lại cái khái luôn chỉnh nó vào trên là ta làm ta làm nè đền đền thứ tư thứ tư nè nó coi là khoai luộc nó có thể cột hai mươi cân nè cho cho kênh này nó khoai luôn còn hôm nay này cũng là khoai mọi sao là có những tin tức lo đủ đúng đúng xíu đủ ở đây tức là để thọc ngay cao cái clip lên liền được Long cream hai, nấm ngon hai. Em cứ sệt nè. Oh my god! She give you special. Mình cảm thấy có một món ngon ít lắm ở nhà thà. Mình actually yêu yêu cái đấy. But she give you special time. Can you see my face?

Can't see.

On your forehead, she said have a wrinkle. Yeah, you need botox.

No, I like my wrinkle.

You will look old. I'm sure me do it right, I hope. Do it for sure, for sure.

Oh, okay.

So, take care of yourself, don't get hurt. You want 18 years old?

I want?

You.

What?

You want to be 18 years old, right? He's still doing massage you.

Yeah.

Wow. Chịt nữa bạn hả? Thằng con này, ông nằm như lan cần bao. What are you feeling? Pain? No. Chịt áp dưới. He's okay. My trip. My trip. Oh. He keeps patient. I can see that Java Ba làm một nước riêng nên mình nói nhiều ít nói. Mình nói thêm một câu đó ha. Java tăng ca có thể cho con người nào đi nói nói chuyện đi nói. But I don't have you. Really nice. See, I think myself is this. Okay, this space. See, you have to give her something.

Person?

Person. chỉ chàng từ na đẹp na giòn này này na phải đẹp thật xem cái câu này là đúng ha nhưng mà thật kín thôi kín rồi na thật kín là con mắt phải uẩn đó còn khuôn ha kín thì con mắt uẩn ra nhè ạ ừm ạ sao sao hơi ha kín đó kín ra phè nhiều Để tôi có phê những điểm gì thà còn cháo? Nha, hoặc là những đầu thì muốn đi sẻ cháo về muốn đi ăn. Còn hỏi sơ bên nợ. Phê đầu gì chứ? Cho những điều sẻ này, rồi lại kìm được cho ảnh hưởng. Đó, còn đăng kiện cái người coi ảnh lắm. I think that's more What normal. area you live in the UK? Kent. Kent. Kent.

Kent.

Cái London, cái near London đấy. Yeah. Cái London. Thì mai dù là Liverpool là mọi người sao? Sao? Thì Liverpool. Chi like Liverpool chứ? Football.

Thai people always say them. Yeah.

Why? ส าม ว ั น นะ คร ั บ, ส าม ว ั น แต ่ ช ่ ว ง ค ื อ ท ี่ ช ่ ว ง อ ๋ อ อย ู่ แล ้ ว คร ั บ บ อน อย ู่ แล ้ ว ว ่ า ช ่ ว ง ต ั้ ง คร ั บ บ อน แ บ บ ข อง อ ं च ิ ต ด ี อ ं च ิ ต เ น ี่ ย ค ่ ะ ไป เร ื่ อง ท ี่ ด ี เย อะ มา ก เลย เ น ี่ ย แต ่ ถ ้ า เป ็ น ข อง เย อะ มา ก ก ็ ช ่ ว ง อ ๋ อ ได ้ ม ู ล ได ้ ม ू ल She like to watch news about football. UK is number one. And, uh, what else? Euro. Yeah, that morning, that morning team. Ah, menu. Con không, con không hay menu được nào. Thai call menu. Yeah. Sợ nhài con hay tới sao menu? You call menu. You call menu, right?

Yeah.

But Thai people call menu. She said menu is red coast. Mà nên là đi ở sườn đen được ở đây nhà học rất là lạ. Lưu phun menu. But I may have noticed I'm not here. New country. Weather now. Hot weather. Summertime. Hot.

Summertime now.

Summertime. Yeah. Oh, I chưa gặp nóng như vậy đâu. Oh, tao nghe hả? How much degrees?

Maybe thirty. Twenty five, twenty eight.

Ah, not hot. No. Nói ra thì xưa rồi đấy. Hôm nay nhíp tệ cũng sợ. Nói ra thì rồi. Ừ. Nói ra thì nói quá. Long chân đẹp hay không đẹp? Đẹp lắm. Chị muốn thay đẹp lắm. He give you sunscreen? Sunscreen what?

Ah, sun cream.

Yes, sunscreen cream.

My nose gets burnt.

Yeah, you need to take care of your face. You have a beautiful face. Uh, you will finish before me. Can you let me wait? Okay.

How long do you take?

Maybe 10 minutes. Why are you not talking with your viewer? I don't know what to say. Maybe your viewers feel bored. He said your face will be bright, handsome. No, I prefer to eat rice. He finished.

Why is it yellow? Golden mask. Wait, this is good for YouTube actually. It looks interesting.

I know. How many viewers? Forty.

They're bored.

Yeah.

Just forty.

First girl right now.

I can't talk when I'm having my face massage.

I see people. I see girl in.

My face feels numb, like I can't feel my face. I feel like I can't feel my face. Golden face.

Cool.

Look funny. You look like a video game character. Only 30 viewers now. What? I'm here. Stop, stop pulling me. I'm here.

Fancy, fancy. Why you laugh a lot?

Do you look funny?

Not funny, it's pretty. Pretty. But if you burning I don't know why I feel burning, burning a bit.

How long was that? I didn't think it would be so long.

15 minutes, I think.

Uh, I guess the viewers didn't find it interesting seeing me just lie there on the bed.

Is it late night?

No, they just didn't want to see me lying in a bed not talking. My face feels weird, like, um, I like your face massage more. I like when I like when you give me a face massage more.

No, I want you lie on my side here. Give you lie on my side and yeah.

Actually, I should have chosen the cold one instead of hot. I thought they would use like a A flannel, like a cloth.

As in cold?

Yeah, I should have done cold. Oh, I didn't know they're going to use like a stethoscope to rub the lotion in. It was like a metal, like a cylinder metal thing. It looked weird with a— it had like a wire coming out of it. What is that?

Next time I will do massage for you. Yeah, if you be good guy. Mhm. Are you sure?

Is it finished?

Yeah. Okay, now I got pimple. Okay, I'm looking back in the mirror.

What if she stays cold?

Hmm. I don't know where to go.

What should we do after the massage? Looks like a boring experience. It was okay, I guess it was relaxing. The massage was good, but when they were rubbing the lotion on, it was just— felt like lotion being rubbed on my face. We've already eaten. I want to see what it looked like. I look like I'm dead. I look like a corpse being prepared. Does his girlfriend hear the super chats? Did I even get a super chat? I don't think I got any. Did I get anything? Uh, no. I feel kind of sleepy now. You finish?

Yeah.

Go to British pub. Yeah, maybe for like another stream we'll go to the British pub. Oh, thanks, Bucket. If she's getting all pretty, have a face reveal. She's in the toilet.

No, not show like this.

Oh no. Uh-oh.

Thanks, blood bugger.

Put you guys back in the shoulder strap. Hmm, what should we do now? My skin feels kind of oily. Feels like my face is oily. I already had to delete a bunch of comments saying she's like stupid and ugly and stuff. Yeah, my face is all soft but kind of sticky. like oily. What should we do next? The massage arc. It's probably Chihiro on her alt account being spiteful. Guess I'll wait here. Maybe I can use the footage of her gold face as like a clickbait YouTube video. Ancient Thai golden face massage. Doesn't Chira have a new man? I think she got dumped. Through no fault of my own. I wonder how many viewers I'd get if I did like a me and Chihiro got back together stream. Probably like 200. People don't like clickbait videos. Well, as long as they click on it. Who cares what they like or not like? I don't like having a dead channel, but what can we do about it? Meet Ice Poseidon again today. Isn't he in court? I don't know if he's finished going to court But today's not too hot. Can't wait until Ice posts an update. Do you think it's going to be bad news? Like he's going to say, oh, we're stuck here for a year?

I don't know.

How has your views gone, up or down? The views now are like the worst I've ever had. Even my PewDiePie video didn't get any views. The highest views I got was moaning about the guest house manager, about that thumbnail. I got a pimple on my lip. The more clickbait videos you make, the more viewership goes down. Yeah, but if I just do honest titles it will go down as well. So it's like I'm screwed if I clickbait and I'm screwed if I don't clickbait. If I do a non-clickbait title, I'll get like 2K views, you know, like going to a cat cafe with my girlfriend, 2K views. There's not really anything I can make that the viewers would want to watch unless I bait them. But I'm not really— I'm not really trying to bait my viewers anymore. I'm trying to bait other viewers, like PewDiePie's viewers or Ice's viewers. I'm trying to bait them because my viewers don't really exist anymore, apart from the few couple thousand that are left. Out of my own viewership, there's basically no one left to bait. They've all gone. You know that 40,000-odd viewership I had? My bait doesn't work anymore because they don't watch anymore. Ice viewers are a bunch of pansies. Like, they all try to hate on me just because I say Imagine crying over your mum dying to Deepak. Imagine getting all butthurt over some random Indian scammer guy. Boo-hoo, everyone's mums die eventually. It's called life. Grow up. I mean, Sam Pepper has two million subs and he gets like two k views. When a channel's dead, it's dead. Finish. You pay. Okay, I pay since you helped me stream.

Yeah, I tell you, tell me, guys, I will pay for your food for dinner.

But we're gonna make dinner at home. You want to eat out again? Oh my God, yes! Last time it was so expensive, it was like $30 for dinner last time. Pick a genre. I don't know what genre to pick. Nothing I do is good enough. I just want to livestream, do random stuff. I don't really have a direction. It's just like whatever I feel like. I want to be a streamer. Kind of bored making videos now. Hmm, not sure. My change, eight fifty.

Next time I will come again. You come again?

Yeah, I like it.

สวัสดีคุณครับ. มันรักนะไหม Thank you.

What else do they do here? What else do they do here?

Botox. Botox filler.

They said I need Botox for my forehead. Yeah, no, I don't want Botox. It will look so silly. Like, imagine my forehead all Botoxed up. Oh my God, everyone has a wrinkle on their forehead, especially Westerners, because Westerners use their eyebrows when they talk a lot. Asian people don't really express with their eyebrows much. That's why Westerners have a lot of wrinkles. On the forehead.

Yeah, facial massage.

Six steps.

Breast massage.

Oh no! If we do a massage one hour, my viewers would get so bored. Swedish massage. Breast massage.

Next time.

No, I don't think do any more massage stream.

No, this one.

Breast massage.

Breast massage.

Breasts. I give you a breast massage.

No, not you.

I'll give you breast massage for free.

No, thank you.

Oh, thanks, George. You two are cute, please make a baby. Making a baby stream.

What does this mean?

He said we should make a baby.

Oh, cannot.

Why not?

Daniel infertile. Infertile?

Yeah, Daniel infertile. You want ice cream? I don't know in there. Okay, you pay.

Why do you want to eat a bouquet coconut?

Okay, and one else, uh, strawberry. Oh, police! Better not film the police. Why are the police here? Police buying ice cream. The police look scary, they got balaclavas on. Why are the police wearing balaclavas? I better not film the police. Well, if I wasn't infertile, there would be babies already. We've been doing— we've been together for 10 You don't want to mess with the Thai police. It's not like in the UK when you can go up to them with a camera.

What?

Ah, why?

ID passport them. They're not free time for us.

Uh oh. Okay, let's go. They're getting raided by the police. Why are the police asking them for ID?

Illegal.

I thought they were buying ice cream. Are they Thai?

You Thai?

No. Are they Thai?

In the shop, I think Thai, but maybe some man have a problem, like do something wrong.

Didn't pay tax. Uh oh.

I think like criminal. I think.

Say what?

Criminal.

Criminal.

Yeah.

Criminals running an ice cream shop.

No.

Why are the police raiding an ice cream shop? They just sell ice cream. No, stolen ice cream. No, money laundering.

But the police just want to check them.

Check them? Yeah, they want free ice cream.

Where are we going? Go back.

Uh, what interesting place. Oh, where are we going? Oh, this is, this is the park. You know that woman came up to me take picture? It was here.

Who?

My, my fan.

I will slap.

This is where I came The first time I did a stream.

Have you slept that?

No. She liked me.

Uh huh. She's not Thai.

Last year October when I first came to Thailand, I came here did a stream.

Yeah, I remember.

And then I walked that way.

You didn't say you are YouTuber.

Yeah.

Why not?

Secret.

No.

I said I'm an artist.

But you still have a secret with me.

No secret.

Good job.

You know everything.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I don't like liar.

Not liar.

If you liar, I'm thirsty.

I came here and I was on the exercise machine, and then I went down there and I walked across and I went to— I went to Chitlom.

What's this park? I never come here before. What's this park?

I forgot the name.

We can take a look around here.

Okay. I wish Thailand had vending machines. You know, the number one thing I miss about Japan is they have vending machines everywhere for drinks. Why don't Thailand like put some here?

Vending machine. What do you want to? What do you think? Many shop is dead.

Many shops are dead.

Yeah, because have a machine replace the human. Yeah, but we will attack.

Thai people will attack the vending machine.

Say no, say no machine.

We don't want more machines. Japan doesn't have a problem.

Because Japan don't like to talk, right? You said yeah.

Yeah, Japanese people don't like to talk to strangers.

Thai people like to talk.

They put machines everywhere, like bike ramen machine, skier machine, vending machine. Oh, thanks, Super Pups. Get married?

Daddy, I don't want marry. Thank you. Wow, I didn't say I know you am I.

No, I'm just scared.

Why are you scared?

Because last time not good.

Ah, that's your past. You still shy?

She tried to take my money.

Who?

My ex-wife.

No, I think she she nice.

She want my money and my house.

No, don't talk about her in a bad way.

I told her get lost. Boss, and then I blocked her.

No, no, no, no.

She's nice now, but before she was not nice. Actually, she said she was going to report me to the police.

Maybe she have something. Listen, listen.

And she tried to make my YouTube channel ban, delete my channel because she have something for She hate me. Is Chitlom the bougie area? Yeah, it's like the central fancy area.

What are they doing?

Drum. This is a nice park. I went there to take my thumbnail last year, October.

In university, I will do like that.

Last time I did a live stream here in October, I got eight thousand views. Now I only get three thousand views or four thousand. Isn't it silly?

I want you respect people, respect your advice too.

Respect who?

Your Oh, it's hot.

Yeah, hot. Watch out.

Nice. I never come here before.

Yeah, nice park. I can't believe, like, if I did a stream like this last October, I think I had about 100 20 viewers, and now my viewership's so bad, low. It's insane. Very, um, very frustrating. Oh, look, it's fish. Look at all the fish. I think the massage woman gave me an extra long face massage because I'm handsome. Did you hear what she said? She said actually she gave me like 10-minute extra long massage. Hmm, what should we do now? I don't think we'll do another massage stream because it's too long. The hammer massage was funny, but if I can't talk, then people don't watch.

She actually she have to do massage you just five minutes.

Five minutes?

Yeah, not over five minutes.

How long?

But she give you more time because she like because I'm handsome.

Why is she exciting?

Because you're fast.

Uh huh.

No people, no.

Well, there's loads of foreigners here.

No half falang came in clinic. I try to beg her do massage for this guy more.

Foreigners like going to the massage places on the street with lots of girls actually waiting outside.

Clinic is nice, have a quality. Yeah, everything is anti-septic.

But expensive?

Not expensive.

Really?

Yeah, here is cheap. Oh, look, if you do other clinic, you will start price 1,500 baht per one time. It's so cheap.

Yeah, I guess so.

Eight pounds. How much you pay for lunch today?

Four hundred baht.

Oh, how many euro massage your feet?

Three fifty. So eight hundred baht. Eight hundred Thai baht in UK pounds.

Ten pounds.

Nearly £17 for 800. Yeah, £17 for face massage and lunch for 2 people. I don't know, it doesn't feel cheap. If it was £5, I'd say it's cheap, but it wasn't. It's like £17. It's like $20. 800 baht in US dollars. $22. I don't know if I'd say that's cheap. Sport a beer gut. I really don't want a beer gut. All the Asian guys in my class have like a massive fat belly. They all look weird, like pregnant.

What? Spicy chili.

Chili?

Yeah.

I hate chili.

I love chili, but more than you.

Everyone here is—they look skinny, but they got massive fat belly.

This watercress vegetable for you. Can we take some?

Free. I'm so sick and tired of all the food here being covered in chilies. We went to a restaurant and I got spaghetti, and I thought, okay, spaghetti is going to be not spicy, and then it's covered in chili.

Scarecrow.

I think Thai people are addicted to chili. They love chili on everything.

Oh, this— everything is, uh—

humans are not supposed to eat chili. The chili plant developed capsaicin to prevent mammals from eating it. That's why it's Spicy birds don't feel the spice because they're not mammals. Lemon. Can you see? It's a lime.

This is not lemon.

This looks like a lime.

This is called orange.

Why is it green though?

Special orange. I don't know what it's called. Ask your viewer.

There's just plants. I don't think they are interesting.

That's cool.

We should go back to Victory Monument.

Yeah, go back home.

Go back home already? What else can we do? Go where? What is it?

I had seen the—

oh, I think they got the death cafe here. Do you remember?

A death cafe?

Yeah, I saw it on the train. Where is it? Oh no, not here. There's a King Tower. Yeah, hurry. What is it?

Have many things cheap, no no tax. What do they sell? Sell some things, everything. When when you wanna buy something outside country.

I don't know what you mean. Yeah, but what do they sell?

Okay, okay.

Just got.

I had dinner here two.

What is it?

Two years ago. Have a see a shopping center restaurant luxury buffet. This. Supercenter.

What's a supercenter? Is it a shopping center?

Shopping center.

I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm set wrong. Shopping mall. But, uh, get out the road.

You have to, you have to have a ticket. Flight ticket.

You need a flight ticket to go inside?

Yeah, maybe. No, you don't.

What do you mean? I don't have a flight ticket. Free? I'm not gonna buy anything, just look.

I take you travel, let's walk in.

Can you put this in your bag? Thank you. No, your bag, not my bag.

I look at you. Free? No.

Oh, my forehead's sweating and mixing with the lotion.

When foreigners come to travel in Thai, then we'll visit here for buy product in duty-free shop.

Yeah, so they You can save what, 50 pence? And save like 50 pence.

That's why I have a member service.

Imagine caring about duty-free. Oh, I saved 3%. Wow. Do you guys barely understand each other? Yeah, well, that's the price you pay. Why is everything in Chinese? They've got Chinese writing everywhere. What are you doing?

I'm making a Chinese vlog.

But we're not going to buy anything. You're going to buy Gucci? Let's just walk and look.

Take a look.

Yeah, but I don't want to buy anything. We don't need membership.

I have, I just check.

Okay. It's funny, like in Japan when you go around The shopping area. You always see Chinese people, and they got a massive suitcase full of electronics. You feel what? Vomit. Oh look, tech and gadgets. I want to see this. I want to see the tech and gadgets. You want to see and we'll check maybe. If I have member card, but I don't want to buy anything, I just want to look.

You can't go inside, you have to have a member card. You understand? Why didn't you say that? There's a limit for member card, and you have a— you have to have a—

are you sure?

What time?

Last elevator. Did you press floor 2? What floor is it? We're on floor 3. We'll go floor 2. Tech and gadgets. Oh my God, look how high it is! I didn't notice. It's like a glass box.

Wow.

I press two. Is this two? Yeah, come. It's a tech and gadgets floor two. Where's tech and gadgets? Um, what? Oh, Tech and Gadget, red.

Where?

King Power Lounge. There's nothing here. Let's go back up. I don't understand. There's nothing here. Go up again? It's a weird building. But it said floor 2. I don't understand. Oh, you have to register over there. Why did you come here? You came here to see a restaurant before. That elevator is scary. That guy's hair looks so sweaty, greasy. What? Arrived today. Oh wow, look at that Thai taste. This place is so empty. I bet everything's super expensive. How much is the tea?

100 baht.

It's like a mall for rich Chinese people. You want to get a drink? Isn't it expensive? Free. How'd you get it free? Member. Wow. Oh, my face looks all greasy and oily. I don't like it. The lotion made my face all oily.

I can't got this car. I can get free. What is that? Aha.

I want mango Japanese rice bowl. I don't like the word rice bowl. Is it just like a bowl full of rice? Why didn't you wash your face? Because it kind of defeats the point of moisturizing your face if you then wash it off. It's like a moisturizing lotion, you're not supposed to wash it off. Even the TV is Chinese, it's got Chinese subtitles. Sunshine cereal. Thank you for streaming this. You are welcome. Thanks for watching. Oh wow, look at that camera. It's a YouTuber camera. It's huge. I wonder if you can livestream from it. Damn, Chinese guy is getting tall. Look how tall they are. Chinese guy is tall these days.

You look more Japanese.

Yeah, I wonder where people think I'm from. I don't really look Chinese. I'm not really hungry, I'm thirsty. Really had food. Someone's phone is there. Why is there a phone? I want to get mango smoothie. For some reason, Vietnamese are very short, like 4 foot something. If they're very short, they're probably Vietnamese. Wow, ChatGPT in my chat. King Power Mall team owner Leicester City. Well, the owner of King Power Mall owns Leicester City football team. Every time a Thai person asks me where I'm from and I say England, they always go, oh, Liverpool. They always ask me, am I from Liverpool? It happened loads of times now, usually in taxis. The taxi driver asked me where I'm from and I say And then they're like, uh, Liverpool. Do I sound like I'm from Liverpool? Liverpool. Do I sound like I'm from Liverpool? Or they say Manchester United. As if I care about football! Waiting 1 hour for drinks again! Why does it take so long to get a drink? Thai class was pretty weird today. We spent the entire lesson learning this one word spelt F-A-A-K, and it sounds— everyone sounded like they were just saying the F word the whole say. It's like fuck, fuck. It means when, when you entrust something with someone or you give, you give something to someone or you put money in the bank, you say fuck. So the whole lesson was like fuck this, fuck that. Fuck this, fuck that. So hard not laughing. And then to to buy something for someone is fuck sue. F A A K S U U fuck sue. So funny. How is it a real language? When am I coming back to the UK? Probably next year, June, for my sister's wedding. So to say, to say, would you buy me, will you buy me a drink? It's like pom fuck soo drink. I don't know how to say drink. Fuck soon. It's like fuck, fuck, fuck. So we spent the whole day learning that. It's kind of annoying. Feels like useless grammar, plus it sounds weird. I don't feel like it's that important to say. Um, can you buy this for someone?

Where are you living now?

I'm in Thailand. Thailand, Bangkok. How did you meet Ice Poseidon? He was streaming and I just went up to Swim. Am I practicing speaking language out of class? Not much. Sometimes I say like two words. Like they ask me if I can speak Thai, I'll say "นิดหน่อย" means a little bit. Or I'll just say like "ขอบคุณครับ." But I haven't really had to use it yet. It's easier to just use Google Translate. How does Goblin Ice pull a girl like Kim? I think Kimberly sniped him, so she was like a fan. I mean, if you're a fan of Ice, that kind of tells you something about what kind of person you are. Like, you're probably a bit weird, like a bit of a weird person if you like Ice's content. So I don't know what that says about Kimberly. She is kind of weird. When I met her, she— I mean, she's nice, but she seemed a bit weird. You know, like, imagine a movie where the main character is like this crazy guy who wants to murder people and his girlfriend's so in love with him, she helps him. Like, she enables his sick fantasies. Like, I could so imagine her being like that, like helping him chop up the body or something because she loves him. I just got kind of crazy vibes, like I would kill someone for you kind of vibes. Ice is leaving soon. Really? Did he post an update about his court hearing? Let me check Discord. I'll be kind of sad when he leaves. It's been pretty exciting having him here, streaming here and stuff. I don't think he's posted an update.

I don't think so.

But I'd like to see him in Japan again. The Japan streams were good. Are there any other YouTubers you want to meet? Uh, not really. They all hate me. I thought maybe meeting Chris Broad would be cool, but he probably hates me. They're still buying the damn drink. Oh my God, what are they doing? Maybe I want to meet PewDiePie just so I can brag about saying— I could say, oh, I met him, he knows me. No, PewDiePie knows me. Elvis the Alien told me. Elvis the Alien said when he met PewDiePie, they talked about me, and he said PewDiePie said that he thinks I'm crazy for destroying my relationships just for views. And then I laughed.

Snipe Chris?

No, Chris is kind of scary. It's fun to snipe Ice because he kind of— I don't know, he seems like he likes being sniped because it— because it's content. But Chris obviously doesn't want to be sniped. Oh, she finished. Chris complains about being sniped all the time, so he obviously doesn't want to be sniped. Can I have a drink? I'm thirsty.

It's mine.

Free drink. Not free.

Not free. This cow, but this cow and have a game here over here.

What flavor is it? Wow, it tastes so good.

Fish? Really? But I don't like this flavor. Why you like it?

Copying the Chinese people. They talk like this. Where are we going now? That's what they speak like. Ice Poseidon taught me use my diaphragm, talk like Ice Poseidon. What? Annoying. Okay, I'll stop. It's actually kind of fun to just shout. What's that?

This pork bun more famous here.

Wow, famous everywhere. Yeah, nikuman.

If you buy outside, you will buy just half price here.

So how much is stuff here?

Everything here expensive.

I want to see something that's expensive. Show me, show me something. Oh my God, the back of that guy's head looks like a walnut.

Oh my God, because everything here is so expensive.

Yeah. Oh, I like whiskey. My sister bought me whiskey for Christmas.

I drank it. You drink? You drunk already? Yeah. You don't like it? Welcome to Thailand. Tuk-tuk.

I need to choke on a bubble. Oh, it's music here. Let's go. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Music! We got to go before the music. Who you? You want to buy that? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Quick, go! The music. Yeah, I'm going down this way. Oh, there's music everywhere. It's just snacks. Peanuts. Uh, okay then. Macadamia. Oh, the music is coming from in here. Quick, go out, out, out. Oh my God, the music is coming out from everywhere. Look, 1,000 baht Ferrero Rocher. I don't know if that's— that's $10 for one piece.

3 boxes.

This is a streamer's worst nightmare. What's that? Theater. Yeah, what's that called?

We believe this position can make them like a hole for this building, protect building from earthquakes.

Let's go down. Let's go down.

Yeah, over there.

Well, I need to refresh my visa again. Uh, yeah, I already paid for level— for— I already paid to extend my visa to the school. So I will go to immigration again, extend my visa by six months. We did what?

I bought it.

Do you remember? That's my car.

Oh yeah.

My hands. Oh yeah, your hands dirty. Nara. We went to Nara. Nara in Japan.

Japan. You know this game?

Did you win?

Not win. Need to collect shoes.

They are— I keep choking on those bubbles. It cost $1,000 for my school, one-year visa.

How much you pay? $8,000?

1,000 for school.

2,000?

No, 1,000.

You said 8,000 baht for the school.

I paid $1,000. Dollars, not baht. Oh my God, that's scary.

You can see it.

Yeah, I'm studying Thai language. I can speak 4 languages now. $1,000 for one Yeah, I saw Sam Pepper handcuffed to Swimmer Nick. I couldn't watch it, it was too annoying. It was just Sam trying to be really annoying, but Nick's energy completely changed. He looked so defeated. I guess Sam Pepper out-annoyed Swimmer Nick. It's like, who can be the most annoying competition? Come out. Imagine you break that, you would have to pay. If you broke that, how much you got to pay? It says it's fragile. How do we get out? Is this a date? Yeah, this is what I'm like on my dates. Talk to myself. Is she Japanese? I heard so this way.

You what? I came to Pullman Hotel before.

Came? Oh, Pullman. With who? With my ex-boyfriend. What?

He pay everything for me.

I pay everything too. Homeless?

What?

How are we homeless? What do you mean we're homeless?

You pay a little.

What? I don't understand what you mean. We're homeless because I pay for everything? How does that make sense?

Take. No, I'm okay. Wait, watch out.

Are you drunk?

No, I'm not drunk. I lie to you a lot. Light it up. Really? Eyes are so dark.

I like that. The goblin laugh.

I like his laugh.

Like that. You can't do it like that. I can't. My voice doesn't go so deep.

You can do it like Give none. None.

Motherfucking ass. Yo, dude, motherfucking ass. How does his voice sound like that? Yo, others beside it like that. His voice is insane. It travel— his voice travels so fast. Crazy. We go back Victory Monument. There's nothing here.

Okay, go back.

Your girlfriend is quite tall. How tall are you? Five foot seven.

One hundred sixty six.

164. 164. So yeah, it's not, not short, not super tall. Normal.

Normal, but I'm taller than my sister. My sister and my cousin. Yeah.

So what school uniform melts your heart? That's why my voice. My voice is tired now. Wait, my trousers falling down. My voice tired now from shouting. Yeah, and Chinese people. Chinese people are so loud. I don't get it. Why are they so loud? What? What? Holding hands.

Oh, they're back.

I like full natural. You like What? Pool man. Is it buffet?

Yeah, luxury buffet. Overpriced buffet.

Ripoff. What else can we show them?

Can do. Ah, today is this lottery for now.

Did you buy lottery?

No, I didn't buy lottery. I'm unlucky. I got wind, just you. I have you like a zombie.

Zombie? Yes, you're the zombie. You walk slow. Zombie? You walk so slow like zombie.

But you not laugh.

Why I laugh all the time today?

You name Daniel Moore.

Daniel Baud, not Daniel Lord. Thoughts on Johnny Somali? I don't know. I think he's boring.

Life is hard. Life is boring. Life is boring. Yeah. And you still.

Oh, watch out!

You still do. Doo dee dee.

This way. Yeah, I'm out of ideas what to do for streaming. Oh, I feel like my face is picking up all the dust from the stickiness. Visit a Thai temple. Uh, they're kind of boring. Oh, do you remember that Thai YouTuber Sommarie that we saw at the market? We're in her video. She posted the video, and if you go to the middle of the video And look at the background. You can see me and her walking. It's kind of funny. We're in her video, but you can't really see our faces. It's like blurred out. What's that? Thai sausage. Oh, heart. It's that chicken heart.

What's that?

Liver. Liver? No thanks. You want to buy a liver and a heart? Yeah. Oh, why? So gross. Why do they always sell weird stuff at the market? Like insects, hearts.

I don't know.

When is Ice going to court? He's going to court today. Maybe he finished.

What?

What you want to buy? Okay. What is it? Bird egg? Uh, no. Oh, it smells weird. It always smells weird in the market as well. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the markets, to be honest. Just weird stuff. Oh, quick music, music, music, music. Thai music gonna take me to court.

Come here, I will eat.

No, no, I don't want it.

Heart disgusting. This heart of Daniel.

It looks like a penis.

I will eat Daniel heart.

No, it looks like a dick. Let's go.

Hello, Amway.

One time in Japan, I went on a date on Tinder, and it was Amway. They took me to an apartment. And then they tried to sell me Amway products. It was so weird. Who? Girl? Japanese girl. And she brought 2 other guys. You want to have sex with her?

Make love with her? No. But her give you business?

She, she brought me to the apartment and there were 2 Japanese men there and 2 women, and then they brought out Cleaning products, trying to buy get us to buy it. So annoying.

Go.

Victory Monument. Victory Monument. Or can we? Can we? Oh, we can't. Or can we? Can we go up and then come back? Oh, okay. And then I'll say goodbye.

You want to show Victory Monument?

Yeah, I'll show them Victory Monument.

Yeah. Oh, your mask!

You forgot your mask. Look. Oh, I can't see. So you can see. Oh no, it's okay.

People in UK eat or not?

Uh, some people, not many. Most people don't eat organs. Maybe like steak and kidney pie, or they eat pâté. I like Pâté. Duck liver pâté is nice.

Pâté. What do you call this?

It's like duck liver and you spread it on toast. You put it on toast.

I don't eat duck.

I don't like duck.

There's Victory Monument. Come, come on.

We can go up and then over there.

Come.

Oh, they closed it. Why are they closed? How do we go up? How do we go up? Where? We can, we can. Where's the staircase?

Come on, go up there. What?

Where are you going?

Ah, there's music.

I can't come here. There's music. This is not music.

Someone singing.

Yeah, but.

I think, I don't know, karaoke.

Yeah, but they're still singing a song that could be copyright, so it might be. I don't know. Let's go back. I don't want to see Mark Boring. You want to buy it? I'm gonna wait out here. Hate markets. Noisy, smelly, gross. Hot and crowded. I can't go near music because of copyright. Probably too late now. Oh, I really hate markets. Oh my God, so loud and smelly. The food is weird. It always smells like fish. Smells like fish and weird stuff. There's never anything I want to buy at a market. Yeah, I could stream to Kick and YouTube. Maybe I'll do that next time. What did you buy? You bought a bag of— it looks like my fish tank. Yeah, like my fish tank. It looks like you scooped out the water from my fish tank. Actually, I want to cook some carrot, give to my shrimp. Shrimp like carrot and cucumber. Carrot and cucumber.

Yeah, shrimp.

Shrimp like a vegetable. Yes, very short. They— if they sold nice food at the market, I'd like it. Like, why don't they sell hot dog or burger or Turkish kebab or like pizza, slices of pizza? But they always sell crab and shrimp and like squid and this, this weird smelling stuff. Okay, here is Victory Monument.

Look inward.

Yeah, look, she just keeps on walking. She doesn't even know I'm not behind her. Look, she's gone. How does she not know I'm not following? Ah, she has no idea. I'm still here. Well, I'm gonna go now, so see you next time. I'll probably do a home, a desktop stream Friday. Kind of tired now. Baba, where is she? Oh, she's over there. Bye-bye.