[2024-12-26] happy Christmas everyone [cJ7pTMCzrYQ]

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Testing. Oh my God, I'm sick.

I can't believe I got sick on Christmas.

I've never been sick on Christmas before.

I don't think I've ever been sick on

Christmas in my whole life.

It's been horrible. I can't even enjoy

Christmas.

Everyone left now. It's just me and my mum

again. Christmas is over.

You spend so much time looking forward to

it and then it's over in a day.

It's kind of sad.

I feel like Christmas is the ultimate

build yourself up over weeks and weeks and

weeks and then get instantly disappointed

and let down after one day passes.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

It's kind of masochistic.

It comes and goes so quickly and then

everyone leaves the next day.

I think my sickness was the worst

yesterday on Christmas Day.

I don't really care about New Year's. My

family never did anything for New Year's.

New Year's was always just Like a second

Boxing Day. Like another day where

you could have a turkey. But I never

really cared about New Year's.

At least you don't have to see the whole

extended family. Well, that used to be the

fun part of it.

As if family would come and see us now.

No one cares anymore.

When I was a kid, we'd have like a big

family get-together, go over uncles'

houses, see all the cousins.

Now it's just kind of boring.

What presents do I get.

Um, I got this— I

got this thing. You put a plant in it and

then it digitally shows you how

much water's in it or how much sunlight it

has. My sister got a Venus flytrap for it.

So I put it in there.

And I got a jumper.

I got this jumper.

And I got socks.

And Sonny got me this electric blanket.

And Dave Gibson got me car washing stuff,

like soaps.

That's it really.

And I couldn't even really enjoy the food

because the food all tastes weird because

I'm sick. And I don't know if it's because

I'm sick or not, or if everything tastes

really salty. I had a pot noodle today and

that tasted really salty as well, more

than it usually does. I thought maybe my

mum put too much salt on the food. It's

weird. I think everything's just salty

when you're sick. And I wasn't even very

hungry because I was sick. And then we

went out for a walk after Christmas lunch,

and that was not a good idea. I felt so

dizzy, like I was drunk. And then my

temperature got worse after we got back

from the walk. And then I had to take a

nap. I took a 3-hour nap from 4 until

about 7. Why did you call me a troll in

the last livestream? I've been your

greatest ally. I gave you the Asushi drama

that you fumbled. You best use on your

main channel is about your trip to the

Osaka police station for stalking. Yeah,

but you're still a troll.

How did I fumble it? I made a video about

it. I got 30K views.

My sister got it too, but she recovered in

a day or two. Maybe I'm just really weak.

I got it on Sunday last time I did

Uber Eats, and now it's Thursday.

I was in bed for about 14 hours. I went to

bed early yesterday, went to bed about 8

PM, and then I woke up next

day around 9. So 4 plus 9, like 13 hours,

plus a 3-hour nap.

I just felt so dizzy and lightheaded. And

my temperature— first I'd be really cold

and then I'd get really hot. I think my

temperature's gone now. It feels normal.

I was burning up yesterday,

but now I've got this stupid cough.

Ugh, being sick is so

annoying.

Ruined Christmas.

It was an okay Christmas, I guess.

We did a quiz after lunch. I won,

like a general knowledge quiz. I got 20

out of 30. I won some scratch cards. One

of them had £5 winnings on it.

I didn't know the creature with the

biggest brain relative to its body size is

an ant. I didn't know that.

I can't believe my sister didn't know the

only mammal capable of flight is a bat.

She put bird. Since when

are birds mammals? It is kind of weird how

out of all of the mammalian species, only

the bat decided, let's go flying.

Maybe flying is kind of overrated.

Maybe the birds filled all the flying

niches, so there wasn't many niches left

for flying to be filled apart from living

in a cave. That's what the bats do.

If birds aren't mammals, what are they?

They're birds. To be

a mammal, you need to have boobies and

make milk. You have to be able to lactate,

and you need to give birth to your

children out of your V-hole. I don't think

birds even have a vagina. They just have

one hole where everything comes out of.

They lay eggs. What, birds? Yeah. If you

lay eggs, it means you're not a mammal.

You're either a bird or a reptile or a

Yeah, the clo— cloa. Do birds even have a

willy? I don't understand how birds mate.

And don't all the feathers get in the way?

Oh, birds will have like a, a tail.

So number 1, how does it get past the

tail? Number 2, how does it get past all

the feathers? Number 3, does it even have

a willy? Do they just align their holes

together and then drop something from one

hole to the other hole? That's so weird,

I don't understand it.

Yeah. So I won the quiz. I guess I'm the

smartest out of everyone.

My sister put— one of the questions was,

what country is known as the Land of the

Rising Sun? My sister put China.

Come on, everyone knows that's Japan.

How do you not know that?

And my sister went to university.

Am I banned from Japan? No.

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a way you

could check to see if you'd be arrested

upon landing if you went to Japan? Just to

make sure. Like, can I phone up the

Japanese embassy or the British embassy in

Japan and say, hi, I was just wondering,

is there an arrest warrant out for me?

I'd be scared to go to Japan now. Would

they actually come for me? If I go to

Japan, I wouldn't tell you guys about it.

I will talk about it when I get back, but

I wouldn't want to stress

myself out.

Yeah, something weird happened on

Christmas Day.

Um,

you're probably

going to think I'm lying.

It's so weird.

So basically, Chihiro sent me a message

saying Merry Christmas, and then I just

said Merry Christmas back. That's so

weird. What? She reports me to the police

and now she wishes me a Merry Christmas?

I thought she hated me.

Makes no sense.

She never married me. I mean, she never

wished me Merry Christmas before.

I think.

No, I didn't say anything about the place

or whatever. Can't be bothered. I just

said, thanks, you too.

I just thought it was really weird because

I thought she hated me. She didn't want to

message me when I was in Japan, and then

she reported me to the police.

So why is she sending me Merry Christmas?

Just kind of weird. Wasn't expecting that.

God, I feel terrible. When you feel

sick, you just feel like it's

the end of the world. You can't ever come

up with any good ideas. There's no future.

It's all over. Everything just feels so

sad when you're sick. Don't have the

energy to do anything.

It's terrible.

I'm probably going to be sick for the next

week.

Tell us what presents I got. I just told

you. I got a jumper,

socks, car washing soaps,

and a digital plant pot that tells you how

much water And light it has.

What do you mean, how am I sick when I

don't leave the house? I've been working

every day for the last 4 months. Where

I got my sister an electric screwdriver,

if you wanna know what I got. It's quite a

nice one, £50. Came with drill bits.

Because she likes doing DIY, I thought

she would like it. It was a lot

chunkier than I thought. If you need to

get it into a tight gap, it's not really

going to fit.

I guess it's kind of like a drill but with

a screwdriver head, but it's not shaped

like a drill, it's shaped like a cylinder.

And then you hold the button, it whizzes.

And then I got her husband some luxury

mince pies and got

my mum and Dave Gibson luxury Christmas

hamper.

Yeah, I like to get gifts Where

the person can use it and it's useful.

That's why I got my mum the kettle, but

she hates that stuff, so I just got her a

hamper even though she's not gonna eat any

of it. Bet you anything she won't eat

any of the stuff from the hamper and I'll

end up eating it.

I think I spent nearly £400 on gifts.

I don't know, actually. Wait, it was 50

and then about 30 for the Mince Pie and

the screwdriver. 80. Hamper was also about

80, so 160. And then Sunny's gift was 100,

so I spent about 260, I think.

Oh, my sister got a saxophone. From her

husband. So I had to listen to

2 people blowing into a saxophone half the

day, which sounded so good

when you're sick and you've got a

Saxophone. My sister owns

every single instrument that exists by

now. She's got a violin. Seems like she

got fed up with the violin. She's got

loads of guitars, a keyboard. They can

start a band.

Did they like your gifts? Probably.

I mean, they're not gonna say they don't

It is fun to exchange gifts.

It's interesting to see what they got you.

Have I got a sore throat? No, sore throat

is the only symptom I haven't got. It's

kind of weird. Usually you get a sore

throat, don't you? I've got cough,

temperature, runny nose, also sneezing.

Sore throat is really annoying though. I

hate sore throat. It makes eating and

drinking so painful.

Glad I didn't get a sore throat this time.

Actually, I think the sore throat is

probably the worst bit.

I don't know, headache is pretty bad too.

It's all pretty bad.

I hate it when you got a bad sore throat.

You wake up in the morning and you're

trying to clear your throat. That's when

it's the most painful.

Now, I talked to my sister's husband a bit

about stocks.

He just said, are you still investing or

did you give up? I said, I still have my

stocks. He was telling me

about prop trading.

I don't really understand.

It's like you pass some challenges and

then they give you money to trade with.

Why would they give you money to trade

with? I don't understand. It's like you

prove yourself, you prove to them that you

can trade by passing the tests, and then

they'll give you money to trade with, and

then you keep some of the profits. Just

sounds a bit dodgy. No, I suck

at trading. The only trading I do now is I

buy and I expect to hold it for at least a

year, and then I have time on my side.

Eventually it's going to go back up.

Usually.

I'm not really into trading like day

trade. I don't like day trading.

I find it too stressful. I'd rather just

dollar cost average and be

patient and then just take profits when

you get 30%, 20% gain.

But he said he was going long gold and

long TLT. No, no, he said he was

going long gold and short TLT. And then

he seemed surprised when I knew

what TLT was. It's Treasury bonds. He was

like, wow, you know what TLT is? Yeah,

I watch trading stuff every day.

Yeah,

where's the stupid Santa rally? The

market's open now. I wasn't expecting the

market to be open on Boxing Day. It's

closed in the UK until tomorrow, but it's

open today in America. I guess America

just loves its markets so much they can't

even wait one day after Boxing Day.

America sure does love the markets.

Maybe no Santa rally this year.

I still didn't get my YouTube money.

Maybe tomorrow.

Nope, no YouTube money.

Still got £2,800 to pay off.

No stocks looking juicy to sell at the

God, I feel miserable.

It's like when you're sick, your body does

everything it possibly can to annoy you.

Oh, you want to sleep? I'm gonna make you

cough. Nonstop whilst you're in bed?

Wow, thanks. That's so helpful. Why don't

you just let me sleep, idiot?

Why does it feel like you want to cough

more when you're in bed?

What? A Bastila Seal got banned? What for?

What, on YouTube?

That guy did such a 180.

Oh yeah, a Bastila Seal channel

termination. That guy's so weird,

I don't understand him. He was making

all these videos bashing incels

and needs and

criticizing me for making drama content,

and then he starts doing his own drama

content about how his girlfriend cheats on

Bit hypocritical, don't you think?

So why did he get banned?

That guy looks like the anime man,

the guy in the background.

I keep having these weird dreams about

Chris Broad. For some reason, me and Chris

Broad were at Maybe it was Jeremy

Clarkson's pub. It was some kind of pub,

and then we were having a roast dinner,

and it was really awkward, and we weren't

Hostage-style videos of his girlfriend.

What, you're not allowed to do that even

if it's fake? YouTube won't let you do

anything fun.

What is ibuprofen?

The problem with these flu medicines is

that it tricks your body into thinking

you've beaten the flu when you

haven't actually beaten it. So then you

go about thinking, oh, I've beaten it,

now I can go back to normal life, and then

you end up just making it worse. Because

then the medicine wears off and then the

symptoms come back.

I remember, I still remember when I was in

Japan, I got the flu. I took medicine, I

felt great, so I went shopping, but I

wasn't great. Low blood pressure, so I

fainted, nearly fainted and blacked out in

the supermarket, and then the security

guard had to escort me back to my home. I

can't believe that the escort guy— I mean,

the security guy walked

me all the way back to my front door.

That's insane.

It was like a 10-15 minute walk.

It was on the other side of the train

station, so you had to go to the train

station, cross over, Or you go under the,

under the track tunnel, and then you gotta

walk down the streets a bit, turn left,

turn right.

Reduces fever? Yeah, but I need the fever,

don't I? The fever is to kill

the infection by heating your body up.

The sun hangs heavy and Daniel can't even

lift his AHSS. How sad, but perhaps

his current state reflects a greater theme

in his life.

What? The sun's gone. It's dark

And then your nose gets blocked up, so

it's hard to breathe. And then you got to

mouth breathe, which makes you thirsty.

I just don't understand why the nose has

to get blocked. I'm trying to breathe

here. I can only breathe using one nostril

now. The other one's blocked.

So pointless.

Well, I don't have fever now, I think. I

think I'm fine. It's just the cough.

It's so tiring coughing all the time.

Oh, I hate being sick. I'm probably going

to get sick again in a couple of months.

At this rate.

I ate a load of oranges.

So for me, Christmas didn't last very

Because I didn't go downstairs to join

everyone until the food was ready, which

was about 12. So I woke up at 9, had

coffee, sat in my room for 3 hours until

12, went down for food,

and then we had food and then opened the

presents and then went for a walk. Got

back at 4, and then I went to bed at 4.

$800,000,

but you have to take care of a pit bull

for 2 years. Would you do it? Also, the

dog has to love you at the end. You can't

just give it food and water and ignore it.

Yeah, I guess so. It's worth doing, isn't

I went to bed at 4. So I felt like I was

going to collapse after the walk. And then

I woke up at 7 to come down again to get

some food. But then I went straight back

up after eating and went to bed at 8.

So for me, Christmas was like 5 hours max,

and then everyone left.

Not really like it house. Not really like

it. Not really how it used to be. And then

he said, not really like it house to be.

I can't even speak.

Oh well.

I feel like 2019

Christmas at home was better,

but it wasn't really at home. We went to

the New Forest.

I— that's weird. David didn't come last

Wait. Oh,

my sister wasn't even dating him in 2019.

I'm just wondering how come my sister came

with us alone without a boyfriend.

She usually always has a boyfriend. Hey

Daniel, it seriously sounds like the video

became about structural facets of the

structural an. I, G, G,

E arranged by exceptions within the

nigger. Yeah,

I forgot who my sister was dating in that

year,

2019.

I don't think she was with David yet, so

it was just 4 of us. And then we had

Christmas food at that Burleigh Manor

place.

Dave Gibson kept calling the hoisin sauce

Hossein sauce,

which is very close to the name of my

sister's ex. The Hossein.

Hussein sauce.

That was pretty funny.

The Hussein— isn't

it hoisin sauce?

I don't know how you spell it, but it was

like Hussein, Hussein.

Because he was Turkish.

Stupid monitor, it keeps trying to power

itself off and I have to press that button

to stop it because it's OLED.

It makes sure it, it's never on, on the

same screen for too long, otherwise the

burn-in thing could happen.

I don't think there's any burn-in. It does

like a cleanup process.

I don't know what it does. It just says

cleanup thingy in

process, do not turn off.

It's like cleaning all of the pixels.

Tell us about Asian women. Do they like

dirty fucking? What is their attitude

towards cum? Yeah,

they love it so much.

I can actually not tell any difference

between having an OLED monitor and an LED

monitor. They look exactly the same.

It's just a marketing gimmick, isn't it?

The Switch OLED looked really nice because

the screen was so much brighter than the

normal Switch screen, but they

just made it brighter.

Wow. I thought if I got a nice monitor,

you'd really notice the difference in

quality. But it literally looks the same

as this one right here, the cheap crappy

27-inch monitor that was bought in 2015.

It's— the only nice thing about it is it's

big and wide. Do you want

to see it in case you haven't seen it yet?

The only good thing about it is really

wide.

I wanted a big widescreen.

Once you go curved monitors, you can't go

back. It's really weird going back to a

flat screen. Flat screens feel like

they're bent the other way. It feels like

the center part of the screen is coming at

I've got the LG UltraGear ultra fast

responsive gaming 39-inch ultra-wide

4K OLED monitor. I don't know if it's 4K,

it might not be 4K. It costs £1,000,

but I bought it on finance, so Including

interest, it's about £1,400.

Fix your videos on your gaming channel so

it doesn't look squished. I don't know

how, because my game is playing in

ultra-wide resolution. So when I film the

screen, it's filming at the ultra-wide

resolution. I would have to change the

resolution in-game to 16:9 and play the

game with black bars on the side whilst I

record it.

I tried— I actually did try doing that,

and it made the game go really weird and

glitchy, and it kept crashing.

It made my whole computer start crashing

because the resolution of the game didn't

match the native resolution of the

monitor, so I had to figure out how to get

it back to ultrawide. So no thanks, not

fiddling with that again.

Oh, it's not 4K, it's 1440p,

240Hz,

0.03ms response time.

It's got lightning speed motion.

I almost dated a Turkish girl, but her

family was a bit much. Brothers kept

calling— kept called during

our first date. I feel like

Turkish families are really close-knit.

Well, they're really emotional. I remember

when my dad was dying, my sister was still

with the Turkish guy and his whole family

would come to show support and they

were like crying and stuff. And they had

never even met my dad before. How can you

be that sad over someone you just met?

Is it real or is it acting?

I'm lucky I got away without the Turkish

girl's brothers hunting me down to beat me

up. She probably never told them about my

channel. Thank God.

They might come after me with a machete.

What do you mean I buy shit tech? It's one

of the most expensive monitors on Amazon.

That means it has to be quality.

I nearly got the Samsung G9

Odyssey ultrawide, but that was too

wide. It was even wider than this.

Well, what would be a better ultrawide

monitor?

Actually, this one looks kind of like my

one, and it's only £240,

but it's

34-inch,

21:9 aspect ratio, so it's the same aspect

ratio, but it's 34-inch, so it'd be

smaller than mine, but it's only £240.

If I get a second one of these, I can have

it side by side and it'll be like that

wrapped around me.

No, I didn't want a 34-inch, that's too

small. I'm a professional stock

trader. I need the biggest— oh

my God, the monitor

I have is now £900. I'm paying £1,400

over 4 years. It came down in

price.

Well, that's £500 wasted.

Am I feeling any better today?

Uh, not really.

It seems like my temperature's gone, but

now I'm just coughing.

I just feel so down, like there's

nothing— I know it's not true, but I feel

like there's nothing to look forward to

and everything's bad because I'm

Well, SPY's going up. Christmas rally

incoming.

Did I add the monitor onto your credit

card debt price? No.

'Cause if you think like that, oh, I now

got to add 30 years of my phone plan to

the debt price. I have to add 4 years of

my car payments to the debt price. I can't

just add all my debt onto my debt thing.

That would be silly.

I add all future food spending on my debt

number.

So I probably— I bought the car 4 months

ago, so I've paid 4 months of it. That

means 40 months left.

I owe £7,700 for the car.

Should I add car debt to the list of

debts? No, that's just

depressing. And then monitor debt.

It doesn't count because it's a very

small monthly payment.

Will I even own it after paying all the

monthly payments? No, I won't own it.

I then have to pay an extra £5,000 to own

it. So actually, to own the car, I need to

pay £13,000 on

top of what I've already paid, which is

about £4,000. I've already paid the

deposit, which was £4,000,

and by the time I finish paying off the

car, the car's probably gonna be worth

about £5K. You can probably get my car in

4 years' time for less than $10K

easily, probably like $6K. The technology

is going to be so outdated in 4 years. In

4 years, they'll probably have EVs that

can drive 500 miles on one charge.

Buying my car in 4 years would be like

buying a Nissan Leaf now.

Why don't I buy a used one? Because to buy

a used EV now would mean you have to get a

piece of crap like a Nissan Leaf,

and they are just ugly rubbish cars.

There's no decent used EVs out now

because Because

EVs are still kind of new. And then the

old EVs from over 5 years ago are just so

terrible. Cars haven't really changed a

lot. Petrol cars,

they just refined them here and there.

But the EV technology is advancing so

quickly. Just a couple years can pass and

then the older EVs become so outdated.

My car sale price, I think it was about

£12,000.

If you go into AutoTrader, you can find my

car for about £11,000 to £13,000.

Well, hopefully in 4 years I won't still

be doing Uber Eats. And then I'll

just need a car for doing random trips

like picking up Sunny. I don't

know, a road trip, maybe.

Road trip in Wales looks quite nice.

Did you negotiate the price of your car?

No. He just said,

we have this available. Would you like

this? Would you like extras? Would you

like— I said, yeah, just give me

everything. Whatever. Give me the super

guard coating. Give me the anti-splash

material coating. Give me

the extended warranty. Give me everything.

He must have been very happy.

Why? The coating is a good idea. It makes

the paint waterproof and stain-proof.

So if bird poos on it, the poo is not

going to— the acidic in the poo is not

going to eat away at the paint. And then

you also get interior fabric protection.

So if you spill McDonald's milkshake on

the seat, it's not going to soak into the

chair, so you could just wipe it off.

Uh, every time I cough It gives me a

You won't want this car in 4 years' time.

Well, in 4 years' time, it will be either

pay $5,000 to keep my car or

get myself into another 4-year plan to

upgrade the car and then be in more debt.

Be in debt forever, basically.

I don't really see what other car I'd

want. I think this is the perfect car for

I just need something small, fuel

efficient, looks nice.

Comfortable. I don't need an SUV or a 4x4.

I don't really need a bigger battery.

I don't really want a Tesla anymore.

Oh my God,

do I

have a home charger? No, I just plug it

into the 3-pin socket. It takes 7 hours to

charge 50%.

Oh my God, I'm gonna sneeze.

Can't you just give me a break, for fuck's

sake? I'm trying to rest here. My stupid

body is making it so hard to just rest.

And then I keep twitching up here.

It's so irritating. Why does it keep

twitching right here?

If I just hold it down, it will stop

Why does the body do so many pointless

It'll always be in the exact same spot.

Did I have social anxiety first time I did

Uber Eats?

I forgot the first time I did it now.

Maybe a little bit. It's more social

interaction doing Uber Eats because you

gotta walk into the restaurant, tell them

what you want, and then you got to go to

the customer. And you can't just leave the

food at the doorstep. Every time you

deliver, you usually hand it directly to

the customer.

Yeah, I do get a bit anxious

when I have to go into McDonald's and

there's like 4 other drivers standing

there, and there's loads of customers. I

have to find somewhere to stand where I

don't get in the way.

And McDonald's staff are very rushed off

their feet. You gotta go in there with a

very clear voice, project your voice,

tell them your number. I'm not very good

at that. B8116.

And some of the McDonald's staff are

annoying because they see you standing

there with a bag, but they just walk right

past you. So I'm not very good

at this Uber Eats thing because I don't

have the guts to say excuse me.

I find it very difficult to say excuse me

because I see them busy and I think, oh,

I don't want to interrupt that busyness.

I'll just stand here and I'll wait until

someone comes to me. I end up standing

there for like 10 minutes waiting for

someone to notice. But there's this one

person— well, there's— I've identified

about 3 people at the McDonald's who

usually make eye contact with me and

ask me what my number is. But then there's

a couple blokes, like blokey blokes,

who have very bad attitudes and and they

just kind of ignore you when they walk by.

I think maybe it's not their job to deal

with the drivers, so maybe they're

assigned to something else.

So it is kind of annoying when I can see

my McDonald's sitting on the shelf and no

one is giving it to me because they're all

in the kitchen or something.

I wish I could just go in there and take

And doesn't it go all soggy in the bag

sitting there? I don't like that fish

and chips shop because They don't start

packing the food until I've shown up, so I

end up standing there waiting for ages for

them to pack it. I guess they don't

want to start packing the food and then

they can't get a driver and then the food

goes all bad. But they're so slow.

They're like, oh, 3 cods. 1 cod

put in the bag. 2 cod. Put in the bag.

Oh my God. And then they drench the chips

in vinegar. It looks gross.

I kind of want fish and chips now. Got

loads of Christmas food left over. Guess

I'll have that all to myself.

Hold up the

number. What, on my tiny phone screen?

Imagine I just go up to the counter and

I'm like trying to make

eye contact.

They also make sure you confirm you've

picked it up before you leave. As if I'm

going to steal the McDonald's. They say,

can you confirm before? And then you got

to swipe the pickup confirmation

button. Don't you trust me? I've been

coming here every day.

Maybe they've got a history of other

drivers stealing the McDonald's. Is it

really worth getting banned on Uber Eats

so you get a free McDonald's? So stupid.

No, I would not like to work at McDonald's

because when it gets busy, they bring out

the food and they have to yell out the

orders like, order number 87!

And then the person whose food it is,

they're not always there. They might have

gone to the toilet or they're upstairs.

So then they start having to yell louder

and louder. I would not want to do that.

I would be like, order number 87. And no

one would hear me. And then the manager

would tell me off for being so quiet.

I don't think I could work at McDonald's.

Maybe if you just put me in the back

frying the chips, I could do that. But I'm

pretty sure they rotate the staff so

everyone can do everything,

so you can fill in any role whenever

you're needed to. I think I'd just get

yelled at for being slow, not loud enough.

I don't think I'd last the week in

McDonald's.

I don't like yelling. Having to raise my

voice is something I hate doing.

What were the Christmas presents? Oh, am I

going to have to answer that every 10

minutes? I got this digital

plant pot with a Venus flytrap,

and I got a jumper.

I can't get out of my chair.

I've got this jumper And

an electric blanket and some socks.

The electric blanket is from Sunny.

Is it okay if I sleep on top of the

electric blanket? I'm wondering if

that's better than having it on top of

you. I'm worried my body weight would

crush the electrical wires and then catch

Wish you would announce ahead of time when

you're going to stream. I stream the same

time every

day for the last 8 months now. You should

know.

Almost every day around this time I'm

streaming. Or maybe I'll do a late stream,

but I couldn't do a late— I don't think I

can do a late stream tonight. I'm going to

be too tired. I'm probably just going to

go to bed after dinner. I'm probably going

to go to bed around 8 p.m. So I decided to

stream now today.

My sister gave me the digital plant pot,

but she didn't get me a plant that's on

the list of plants. On the app. It has an

app as well,

so you can check the app and it'll

tell you— it's

weird, it says the device is offline.

Well, it'll tell you how much water's in

it and stuff like that.

Pretty boring presents.

Eh, it's kind of what

you expect for Christmas, isn't it?

When no one really knows what you like

because they never show any interest. In

the stuff you do, then what can you

expect? I had a Venus flytrap

before, like 20 years ago,

but they're only fun in the summer when

there's lots of flies around. There aren't

any flies now, it's winter.

The best bit about Venus flytrap is

watching the flies get Trapped.

There won't be flies until probably June

or May.

It's your fault if you don't tell the

people what you want. If I tell them what

I want, that ruins the whole point of it.

They should know what I want. It's an

indicator of how well they know me.

If they don't know me very well, then,

well, that's their choice, isn't it? To

not pay attention.

Let me think what I would actually want.

Hmm. I don't

know, really. I don't even know what I'd

buy myself.

I thought that Mud Daddy thing was pretty

Box of Pot Noodle would have been fine.

Didn't even get any Pot Noodle.

Yeah, well, sometimes you just don't

really know what you would want until you

get it. It would— I mean, it's, it's nice

when you get something that you wouldn't

usually get yourself, and it's surprising.

I feel bad because I remember in 2019

Christmas my sister got me that big

Stormtrooper phone mount. It was like this

big massive Stormtrooper thing And

you put your— it had its arms out like

that and you put your phone in it. And I

had to put it in the bin.

So I left it in the guest room because I

kind of knew that me and Jahira were gonna

break up and I'd end up here soon anyway.

So I thought, I don't really want to take

it with me because it's kind of big. I

don't have much space in my bag. But my

mum kept insisting I take it with me, so I

just shoved it in my bag. And then,

like I predicted, things didn't work out

with Chihiro. When I was preparing my bag

to storm out, I didn't have enough room to

put the massive Stormtrooper thing in my

bag, so I had to put it in the bin. And

then I felt bad because I put my sister's

Christmas present in the bin, but I had no

choice. I couldn't take this massive

Stormtrooper thing with me to Korea and

then in the airport and then back home to

And then when I was in Manchester, my

sister got me those whiskey things,

didn't she? That was okay.

Oh, she got me that GPS tag thing as well,

which I never used because— I don't know,

I couldn't figure out how to get it

working, and the app was like some weird

Chinese app. Why are these— even this

thing is a Chinese app. Why is it always a

Chinese app? Don't we make anything in the

I just feel a bit uneasy installing these

Chinese apps that request all these

permissions.

I'm sure it's fine.

It would just be nice if there were some

UK or European apps. That make

this stuff.

Even this phone smartphone webcam app is

Chinese. Hate all this Chinese bloatware.

I'm just worried they would install

malware or try and blackmail

you or something like that. Give us $1,000

or else. We're gonna change your passwords

and not tell you what they are.

What is the latest on Sunny?

Um,

She's also sick and very tired,

but she's probably still celebrating

Christmas. Most people don't all just

leave on Boxing Day, don't they? I'm

pretty sure most people would still be

celebrating Christmas on Boxing Day.

They left so early as well, like 11.

Didn't even have lunch.

And then my sister's old school friends

came over after my sister left,

and I heard their voice And it, it

triggered déjà vu. It like triggered

memories of when I was a teenager.

It was weird. I could hear her voice.

She was saying something like, this is the

green room. This is where we used to play

with Toffee. I felt like I got transported

back into 2004 or something. It's really

I said hello to them.

They said, we haven't seen Daniel for 20

years. I literally just saw them at the

wedding. What do you mean? Does everyone

just forget about me all the time?

I saw them at the wedding like 4 months

ago. What do you mean you haven't seen me

for 20 years? And then I heard

them say, Oh, I thought Sabrina was still

here. Whose car is that outside?

Talking about my car. My mum said, oh,

that's Daniel's car. And then I heard the

mum say, oh, I didn't know he's driving.

People don't know anything about me.

Why is everyone so shocked that I'm

driving? Even my uncle said, oh, I didn't

know you were driving. Well, how would you

know if you never talk to me or watch my

YouTube? Yeah,

that's the annoying thing about my

YouTube. People watch my streams and stuff

to, to spy on me, see if

I'm saying anything I shouldn't be saying,

or to check up on something I've said.

That might upset them. They're only

checking it because they care about

themselves. They're not checking it

because they're interested in what I'm up

to. I put all this stuff on YouTube, like

what I'm up to, my car, that kind of

stuff, and they don't know about that

stuff. But then, oh, the timestamp at

2 hours and 17 minutes into my 8-hour

livestream where I said this thing about

them for 10 seconds. Oh, that they know

about. And then they get upset about it

and then I get in trouble. Yeah, that they

know about. The 5-second one thing

I said about them in the 8-hour stream.

But all the rest, they have no clue.

I've been going on and on about driving

and how I passed my driving test for the

last 2 years.

People only care about what I'm saying

when it involves them and has the

potential to upset them in some way.

Otherwise, no one gives a shit about what

They would have no idea.

The only way I can get some attention

around here is by badmouthing some people,

and then I'm like, oh well, look who it

is. Seems like I'm not so invisible after

all. All I had to do was badmouth you.

Yeah, only you guys care about me.

That's what upsets me.

I get in trouble because stuff I say on

YouTube, but then all the other stuff I

say on YouTube where you can actually

understand me is ignored.

So then no one understands me, even though

there's all this material out there that

you could research and study if you really

cared. But I guess you just don't.

All you care about is when it affects you.

I've gotten in a lot of trouble over the

years with relatives,

friends of the family, over stuff

I've said. There's probably a lot of

people who secretly hate me but haven't

said anything. Just out of politeness.

It's probably friends of my sister who

think I'm like a psycho.

Like, when the wedding got doxxed, my

sister's friends were checking the

subreddit to see what I was saying.

Not because they're interested in what I'm

saying, because they were like trying to

be good friends. On the lookout in

case that psycho brother of hers, Daniel,

is like plotting Guy Fawkes Night on her

wedding day or something, or the Red

Wedding version 2.

They don't know nothing about me.

Then get the fuck off my subreddit.

They're only on my subreddit so they can

monitor me like I'm some Escaped psycho

patient.

Yeah, they were like monitoring the

subreddit and then tipping off my sister,

and then my sister was getting stressed

It's not my fault. I didn't know she was

going to make a bloody website advertising

the wedding.

All I said was my sister's getting

married. I didn't dox the wedding.

How is it my fault? People would have

found out. Let's say I never said anything

about the wedding and I kept it a secret.

I'm pretty sure they would have found out

anyway.

But I get the blame, don't I?

I didn't even know there was a website,

to be honest. I only found out there's a

website because the haters found it.

How would people find out if you didn't

blab about it? Oh, they would have found

the website. If I had mentioned it or not.

Oh well.

What do you think of this? Do you think it

gaps up or sell now?

It looks like it bottomed there and it's

going back up to here.

That's where I'd sell it. What about you?

Look, you see where the blue line is? I

reckon it gaps up there. Oh, why did it

Look,

unless it's still going down,

it could be going down more like a

staircase.

I've got 5% gain in this stock.

Hmm.

Bitcoin. How's Barrick Gold? I think

it's stabilized.

It stopped going down for now.

It has bottomed. Don't you think it

bottomed?

I really need to sell off £2,000 worth.

What percent index funds do I have to

individual stocks? I've got

4,600 in Barrick Gold,

1,100 in ASML,

and then 500 Russell 2000, 700 in

TLT. So I have my smallest

holdings in funds and

then my 2 biggest ones in individual

companies.

I can't believe all my gains this year got

wiped out because of Barrick Gold.

Unbelievable.

I don't have any money to buy anything

now. I need to sell.

Where's my damn YouTube money? Come on,

Bank of Google Island.

Why does it take so long just to send a

digital number to a bank account?

And they're not even sending anything.

It's not like they're sending a physical

thing. It's not like this physical thing

from Google in America is being shipped

over or transported

into the Google Ireland bank account.

It's just a digit, like an internet pixel.

It's just a pixel on a screen. Just give

it to me, for fuck's sake.

All you have to do is be like Oh,

are you gonna change this number from 7782

to 7783 and

then press OK? That's all they would have

What's taking so long? I can send my

money from Revolut to my own bank account.

And it will happen instantly.

Instantaneously will arrive in my bank

My YouTube check, 528 fat

ones.

And then in January I should be getting

about 750. December was pretty good.

January will be a fresh month, a fresh

year. No more credit card debt.

I'm not coughing on the mic. Can't you see

I'm turning away when I cough? Yeah, I

wish I could stop coughing. That would be

What happens when you want to buy

something again? Well, then I'll just use

my overdraft and then pay off my overdraft

using Uber Eats money.

I'm not using that stupid— I've got a

£7,000 credit card limit that I do

not want to use.

Oh, my nose is all weird. Like when you

have hay fever, your nose gets all tingly

and itchy, like you want to sneeze.

Hold 20 high-quality companies?

That'd be spreading myself too thinly.

I like to pick 3 things.

Not 3 companies. I like to pick 3 sectors

and then choose a company within the

sector to ride the sector. So I

highlighted gold. I chose Barrick Gold to

be my instrument of death. Unfortunately,

it didn't work out. I should have just got

the gold booty on the ETF and I would be

up 28%. And then I highlighted

China. So I got the China Growth ETF.

I sold that for 15% profit after being

down 20% for nearly 2 years.

It finally went up 40%. And then my

third pick was Tesla, which did really

well, but I sold out of it way too early.