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I'm back from lunch.

Hot lasagna.

It's cute seeing the grandparents interact with the baby. I think it's their first grandchild.

I think

it's interesting seeing how

I don't know how excited everyone is to see the new, new person in the family.

I got weird déjà vu, people asking me if I'm going back to

Thailand. It reminds me of my aunties asking me if I was going to go back to Japan soon.

Just like the thought of going back on a plane makes me shudder.

Yeah, lunch was nice. Lasagna, apple crumble.

Said hi to the grandparents-in-law.

I don't know what they are to me, my sister's in-law grandparents.

No, my sister's parents-in-law or something like that.

Do you

like my dinner outfit?

Very smart. Casual.

嗯啊。

I got gossip about

Holly.

Holly gossip.

Guess what? Holly is an anti-flagger.

There's now people in the UK who get mad at the sight of the British flag. It's insane.

And like in Thailand, they have the Thai flag everywhere, like outside hospital, outside embassy. It's very normal thing to just, I don't know, have the country's flag. Now there's like a set of people who get offended at the sight of the British flag.

It's actually insane what's going on in this country.

Holly is like

the biggest left-wing SJW. Like, if there was an entry in the dictionary of a left-wing Radicalist, holy space we know.

Weird.

Our ancestors would be. So ashamed.

Even my mum's friend, because we've got, uh, Union Jack flags around in the house because Dave Gibson likes them. My mum's friend came around and she was like, why do you have the flag up, Cammy?

But if you like the flag, they think that you support all these bad things.

Like you're not allowed to be proud of your country anymore.

It's like some weird self-hatred thing going on.

I don't know if this happens in any other country. Is it just the UK?

What about in America? I don't think there's this thing where flying the American flag means you're a Nazi or something. In Japan they have a flag, in Thailand they have the flag, and it's normal. Some people are like, yeah, I love my country. In the UK, it's like if you say you love your country, they're like, oh,

you're a Nazi.

There's like this divide now.

Yeah, apparently Holly wrote a Facebook post saying something like, if you fly the flag, then I don't care who you are, but I hate you. If that's the hill you want to die on, I don't care if you're my auntie or my cousin, you're dead to me.

Do they want to change the flag or something? I don't know.

I

wonder what weird girls' opinions are on it. They'll be like, oh yeah, I hate the stupid flag. I hate it too.

I'm politically fluid. I can change my, my leaning at any given point.

There's so many cars outside. Is that 5 cars?

Oh, my stomach.

My breath smells like radishes. When you eat a radish and burp, it stinks.

I really wish I didn't have this big

It's weird because on camera it doesn't look that big, but then in my mind I feel like my whole face has become one giant pimple,

and I feel like people are staring at it.

I hope I can pop it tonight.

Stop looking at my pimple.

Oh, got radish breath. I'm gonna burp.

Overeating is a horrible feeling.

Really? I ate lasagna with my chopsticks. Do you think that's weird?

I feel like I can't eat food without chopsticks now.

Oh, oh, oh, spasm.

Spasmic. I didn't have the car when the wedding happened

because the in-laws asked me if I got the train here, and I thought

But my car's outside. But then they don't know my car, do they? But then who else's car would it be?

Because you got my mum's car, Dave Gibson's car, and my car.

I just thought it was an interesting question.

I'm like, imagine I got the train here. Oh my God, how long would it even take? I have to get a taxi to Okehampton, and then I have to get a train to Exeter, and then a train to Victoria, and then a train to Harrietsham. And then I'd have to walk half an hour from the train station.

But I guess they've never seen my car before because I got it after the wedding, didn't I?

Yeah, they're really nice.

They asked me how Devon is. I said it's very beautiful.

Everyone loves Devon.

Damn, imagine how would I even get home with a train?

13 hours, 8 hours.

I've got to walk 24 minutes to the Harwich train station and then

1 hour 20 minute train to Charing Cross, and then a 12 minute Underground train to Paddington, and then Paddington, a change at Bristol Parkway. Now it's 2 hour and a half train from Bristol Parkway to Plymouth Girls' High School. What? Plymouth Girls' High too? Tavistock bus stop— Tavistock bus station, and then get a

bus. Jesus Christ.

A bus from Plymouth to Tavistock, and then from Tavistock, well, I get a taxi.

That'd be insane.

Even my uncle was surprised. He said, oh, we didn't know you were driving.

So they know all this other stuff that upsets them, but they don't know something that I've been going on and on and on about for 3 years.

Funny how it happens, isn't it? Like, out of all my streaming stuff, they know about the things that upset them,

like the 20-second clip where I might have said something rude,

but then they didn't know I was driving. I find that bit wild.

The people, out of the thousands of hours of content I've made in the last 3 years, the only thing they know of is like the 1-minute rant where I said something about them.

Okay, so you know about that, but you don't know that I'm driving. Jeez.

Yeah, when my uncle came to tell me off last year, he said, we didn't know you were driving. I only went on about it every single livestream. I guess they don't watch, apart from the one stream where they— it made them upset.

See, people don't give a shit about me unless I've said something that affects them in some way. That's what I'm saying.

People only care about themselves.

My sister was talking about

doing lessons again, but she said it was really hard to get an automatic driving teacher.

I would say all the fear you have from driving is because it's a stupid stupid manual car. If you just drive automatic, all the problems go away. All the fear comes from things like stalling, what gear to use. You get an automatic, well, half the problems disappear, and then you can just focus on the main problem, which

is hazard awareness. I think hazard awareness is the most important thing.

So you don't crash.

But when you drive, learn a manual, you're just like constantly worrying about, oh no, clutch down, biting point.

Takes up a lot of CPU.

Yeah, if I was going to give her lessons, I don't even know what I'd say. It's like, don't crash. Press the pedal to go and then let go to stop.

That's all you need to know really. So press to go, press the brake to stop, and don't crash.

I don't really see why you need endless lessons. You just need experience.

Yeah, I reckon I could become a driving instructor.

Oh God.

My stomach's gonna explode again.

Don't look at my hairline. I had a nightmare last night. I was balding. I lifted up my hair and like all the hair on the middle bit was gone.

Do something? Like what? Do what? I'm a 36-year-old man. I've already done everything.

I did interact with people. I just had lunch with the in-laws.

The hell are you going on about? You're telling me to do stuff I'm already doing.

I am at the midpoint. I'm probably gonna die at 70 if I got my dad's lifespan.

My biggest fear is getting the flu

and pneumonia. That's why I'm vaping.

So if pneumonia is like you die because there's liquid in your lungs,

because the lungs aren't used to having liquid in it, I'm training my lungs,

creating strong lungs.

Yeah, exposure therapy.

Yeah, if I survive the chemicals of vaping, survive a bit of stupid pneumonia.

And smokers live long anyway. How many times do you see an old man puffing on a cigarette? I mean, look at Gandalf. Gandalf the Grey was like 80 years old and smoked a pipe all the time.

I showed Dave Gibson my new phone.

He said, bloody hell, that's thin.

You're damn right, thin and bulbous at the end.

Oh look, BeLivery, £20.

Doritos Monster Munch beef,

Richmond Real Blue king size, and a San Miguel

near Tenterden. Why are they always around Tenterden?

Burritos, cigarettes, and some beer.

Uh, I can't be bothered, although £20 would be nice.

I remember my mom kept saying, oh, go up to Daniel's room, you can be on his stream. And I was like, oh God, no.

Now I'm not against it if it gets my views up. I'll just point the camera at Dave Gibson for 5 hours. That'll probably get me back to 100 viewers.

You know what I should do? I just give Dave Gibson the login for my Kick. And then just say, oh yeah, go live whenever you want.

But if something goes wrong with the setup, I don't— he wouldn't know how to fix it, would he? I barely know how to fix it.

Dave Gibson debating with Holly about the British flag would be amazing content.

It's so weird because Dave Gibson's a really nice guy, but then to someone like Holly, she'd probably think, oh, he's scum, a Nazi.

They're like polar opposites.

It's crazy how much hate there is.

I mean, everyone's nice people, aren't they? I mean, Holly is probably a nice person too. But then they have these views

that make each other hate each other.

Seeing Weed Girl tomorrow. I'm sure Holly's like a nice daughter and she loves her mum.

But then she's got these crazy views about stuff,

very opinionated.

Does she know she's your girlfriend? Um.

I don't know.

I mean, she better not be seeing other guys.

It's basically what you mean when you say she's my girlfriend. It's like you're claiming— you're claiming the other person as your own.

Because you don't want them to see other people, otherwise they'll be like, oh, I'm not your girlfriend, then I'm meeting Joe next week, and I can't really complain, can I?

No, I haven't had that. I mean, I've only met her twice.

What do you mean? What do you mean I've only seen her twice? I have only seen her twice.

Tomorrow's the third time.

Yeah.

Do you think it's bad for my nose if I vape through it?

Like, is it gonna destroy the inner bit of my nose and then I've just got one big nostril instead of 2?

Am I gonna get nostril cancer?

Imagine just one big nostril,

like your mouth is just one big hole.

Why not have 2 holes for the mouth?

I've got £6,400 savings. Pretty good,

but gonna have to minus £1,000 in a week or two.

There's no way I'm losing my money. Nearly all in gold. In what world is gold gonna go down?

You got rate cuts, good for gold. Rate cuts devalue the dollar, which means

gold is going to be worth more per dollar because the dollar is going to lose value, which means gold is going to become more expensive.

And it's also a safe haven asset.

There's no way you can lose with gold.

Unless like an asteroid full of gold hits the Earth and triples the amount of gold available.

And then if Trump makes treasury bonds backed by gold, Brian said It will be worth $14,000 per ounce of gold.

$14,000 per troy ounce.

Clear Value Tax is always right.

He wears a shirt and tie and he's Asian.

There's no way he's gonna be wrong.

I'm hot.

Oh, I've got radish breath.

I had horseradish salad with the lasagna.

Oh, my breath stinks when I burp now.

What happens if I swallow the vape instead of inhaling it?

That didn't work. Can you swallow the vape? When I burp, is it gonna vape out?

Oh, that burns.

And now I wonder, if I burp, is it gonna burp out the vape?

Now I'll wait to burp.

I'm not cooking. My mum made a massive lasagna and shepherd's pie.

I am gonna leave my domicile. I'm going to the Cotswolds tomorrow to meet my girl friend.

When should I tell her I love her?

Before or during cereal?

Well, I guess I've got to pack soon.

Oh, I come back here.

Don't stay.

I've got a workout. I skipped yesterday. I should probably work out today.

It's really annoying having to work out, to be honest.

Takes ages.

I might as well just get her in the gun with

Oh,

it's so annoying. It takes ages.

And it feels like nothing's happening.

This feels so uncomfortable.

Hold on.

Wow, my God!

Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigga. No.

No N-word.

Cool.

I feel so weak.

Watch this.

Oh, oh, did you see that? You see how much support I can lift now?

I can nearly put my legs up.

Can nearly stand upright on my arms.

Ah,

whoa.

Oh God, it's

really hard

to do it sometimes.

Sometimes I feel really into it. And at times like this, I don't want to be bothered.

But then you see the process— I mean, the progress—

and you think, yeah, this is actually doing something.

Busy day tomorrow. Gotta pack my car, say goodbye.

Still don't know if I'm going to come back or not.

Maybe

because I'm digesting food, I should probably wait

until I finish digesting.

I've already paid for the hotel. It's all priced in already to the numbers.

I

only made— I only made £2,500 this month.

I hope I don't drop below £2,000 a month. That would suck.

Still better than YouTube though.

That hair is so long.

Yeah, well, I've been busy seeing people, so So I haven't been able to keep up the streaming hours

like I used to.

Yeah, I knew having a girlfriend would be costly, but it's worth it.

I was thinking that I wouldn't get a girlfriend again this year. I guess I failed it. I failed the challenge.

I thought I was gonna get 10K savings. I reckon end of October I should have 7.5K savings.

But now I've got that iPhone. The iPhone's gonna cost me 300 a month.

I should return it, shouldn't I? It's just so nice. Look at it.

What if I removed a wire? Like, I open it up, remove a wire, claim it doesn't work, send it back to Amazon. They don't even bother to try and fix it, give me my refund, and send it back to me like they sent my monitor back, and I just put the wire back in. Then I get free

iPhone

because they didn't even check the monitor. The monitor could have just had like a missing nut,

and then I put the nut back in

and they refunded me and sent it back to me.

Because I'm pretty sure they didn't even open up the monitor. They probably saw it and thought, can't be bothered, just give them the refund.

The company calls outside.

Okay.

Can't believe I'm leaving tomorrow.

It went so fast.

So I start putting stuff in my bag. This Uber Eats bag, pretty useful.

Take my phone gamepad.

I might take this too, it's a wireless phone charger.

The earplugs that I never used.

I might put this in my shoe because my one's all torn up from stepping in the bog water.

Not going to use the mic again, am I?

Dear, dear, dear. Although I should probably hide the mic.

Got underwear for tomorrow and socks

and monitor. Don't know what to do with that.

A cable,

more cables.

Coffee,

scissors, toothpicks.

What else?

Maybe I shouldn't leave the snacks in the sunlight.

I could leave them here for Pushkin. I thought I could feed Mr. Meow Meow if he comes by.

Chopsticks.

This could be useful. USB-C to

HDMI.

Oh, only got three hours until dinner. Can't stream much today, can I? I did 2 hours in the morning, and then I'll do 4 hours in the afternoon, and then 4 hours after dinner. That'll get me to 10 hours. Probably make like $80.

I can't even make $100 a day now.

Yesterday I made about

I didn't make much because yesterday I was busy. Yeah, I only made like 35 yesterday.

I missed a lot of streaming.

Really hate this pimple.

When my sister leaves, I won't be here unless I come back, and then maybe I could bring the stream downstairs.

Da da da da da da da da.

I

think they went out to walk the baby.

When I walk too far away from the laptop, it disconnects. You can't get through all the brick walls.

The walls must be unlike made out of paper in Devon because I can go everywhere in the house and it doesn't disconnect. It needs line of sight to the laptop for some reason.

The ceiling is covered in spiders.

That was my mum's room.

Yesterday I hadn't— I made like $35 because I was busy driving up and down.

I made

$31 yesterday, but I made £20 delivering and I made £10 day trading, so I made about $70 in total.

Yeah, cuz I only streamed 4 hours yesterday. Because I took my mum to the Peugeot dealership and then I went out to do delivery by myself without a stream.

My leg hair is so long.

When I have a bath, it looks funny because all the hairs are floating around. It's like grass, underwater grass. And but sprouting out my legs,

then what's the point of leg hair really?

It's not like it keeps my leg warm.

Apparently it makes it hard for mosquitoes to bite you, but I still get bitten.

I don't know what to say when people ask me how do I feel about becoming an uncle.

I don't know, don't

really— I mean, what are you supposed to say?

I think of feelings as things like pain, hunger,

cold and hot.

I guess they mean emotional feelings like sad, happy, angry. Why would I be sad or angry?

Happy? Uh, I mean, I'm not unhappy about it. I don't know.

Lunch was good. My mom always makes a good lasagna.

Most people have never made a lasagna.

Like, British women, probably most have not made a lasagna before.

It's not an easy dish to make.

Can't be too soggy or wet. You got to cook the meat and then layer it.

A lot of work.

I really hope the pimple's gone down tomorrow. Tonight is the last chance for it to heal, but it hasn't even started the healing process yet because I haven't been able to pop it yet. It's gonna look bad tomorrow. As long as it goes down a

bit, that'd be nice.

I had a whole bunch of pimples sprout up since a week ago.

Really annoying.

I feel like people were staring at it when I talked to them.

Oh, I don't know what to do.

Just relax, I guess. Enjoy the last day.

I'm leaning towards coming back here after the hotel.

That's my hunch.

I wonder if I've got loads of mail

built up.

Abstain for Pushkin.

I'm leaning towards after I check out the hotel Monday, I'll come back here.

I might end up coming back here before my sister's left. That'd be funny.

Yeah, my mom's wash is bigger than mine.

I've only got some socks to clean anyway and a t-shirt.

Stay at my mum's house over winter.

Devon can be my summer house.

Why not stop worrying about money and just live life? I'll get the gaming computer, I'll book the hotel, I'll keep my house, I'll keep my car.

No compromises, no sacrifices. Live life to the full.

Put it on 4-year finance plan I might be dead into, and then they'll never get the rest of the money.

You got to have abundance mindset. Enjoy everything the world has to offer. Stop thinking, oh, I got to cut this back, cut this down, get fucking gaming parts.

And then we'll do 4K, 1080p, maximum 60 FPS gaming streams.

The good thing about having a 30-year mortgage is that you might not even live 30 years.

So you get to enjoy the house for how many years you live whilst only having had to pay off like 10 years worth of it before you might have died. And then the banks get sugary.

That's how the rich stay rich. Get a Tesla on a 10-year plan, pay £20 a month.

No, I don't think I want a Tesla. I'd probably get something like a Toyota hybrid C-HR,

400-mile range.

Did you know Toyota is the biggest number one selling car company? They sell 10 million cars worldwide every year.

And that Stellantis was formed by Peugeot and some other company to merge so they can compete with companies like Toyota and Tesla,

shared the research and shared the thingies. I forgot what the word is.

Network lines, production lines.

There was Peugeot who owned Peugeot and Citroën and Fiat. And then you had some other company which dominated America, had like Ford and stuff. And then they merged to make Stellantis.

Otherwise they couldn't compete against Toyota and Honda.

Toyotas are kind of ugly though. The Corolla's got a massive bum. The C-HR looks pretty cool. The new Prius looks pretty nice.

Yaris is kind of ugly.

I don't know,

if I got a new car, I want it to actually look like a proper car and not like a little toy car.

I wonder if the in-laws are staying for dinner as well. I don't think they would.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Yeah, maybe I order the PC parts and then I order them here and I come back after the hotel to build it.

RTX 5080.

I want to wait until October 7th though because they got some kind of Prime Day deal. Might be cheaper.

Hello.

Yeah, the gaming computer is a core component in my brand redesign to become a gaming streamer

now that I'm not making weirdo content. I need to shift into tech and games.

Teching and gaming. The teching techer.

Teching tech zone.

Yeah, tax write-off. It's a good point.

Because it's a business expense for a business machine. I'm a content creator.

I need the best in the industry.

I didn't drop an N-bomb. I said nearly got him, but I muttered it, and the nearly— the nee in the nearly was audible, and the guh from the got him was audible. So it sounded like nearly gone.

But yeah, I guess it did sound a bit like the N-word. But I know what I said. I did not say the N-word.

You fucking—

I will say it. Don't dare me. I ain't scared.

You fucking nincompoop.

Do you think you actually get banned if I say it?

I kind of want to say it now. Imagine you actually get banned just from saying it. One word ends your career.

Not worth it.

I don't think Kick's really the Wild West like it used to be now.

They're getting into a lot of scandals recently because of things like streamers accidentally killing themselves or getting locked up in jail, like Vitaly.

If they want to attract advertisers, they got to start clamping down.

Imagine dying over a stream. Lame.

I mean, you can literally just sit in a room doing absolutely nothing like I am and make more money than someone working minimum wage. I guess they get greedy. They're like, oh, I want to make $10K a month. And the only way I can do it is by torturing myself on stream.

All those people out there working hard, I just get to spin around on a chair all day like this and make more than they make. It's kind of funny.

You can make a decent living just off 50 viewers. Can you believe that? No one would ever think you make any money having 50 viewers. They must be like, oh, to make a living you gotta have thousands of viewers. I literally have 50 viewers most of the time. And I make more than minimum wage.

I don't even need to do anything. I could just doom scroll and not talk and get like 50 viewers.

Yeah, per hour I get paid less, but I do double the hours, which means I make the same. Minimum wage worker works, what, 7 hours a day? I work double that,

so I make half, but I work double the amount.

I made £2,500 this month. Not gonna make that working at Tesco's.

Yeah, but I'm not exactly working hard, am I? I'm spinning around on a chair. The only hard work I do is lifting my weights.

The only thing that sucks is that if I do want to have private time, like see my girlfriend, spend time with family, then

I can't stream all day, can I?

Yeah, it's soul-crushing because channel's fucking dead. It was only fun when I felt like I was famous. Not fun anymore.

Boring. Not fun, so it's boring.

I miss it when I had the attention, the clout, the fame. Now it's just boring.

But I had to do so much crap to get that clout. Like, I had to go all the way to Japan, and then I had to marry a woman, and then I had to have all this drama.

I can't be bothered

going all the way to Japan, having sex with a random Japanese woman and make more money. Uh, no thanks.

What a terrible job I have where I have to have sex with a Japanese woman.

Yeah, well, I don't want that kind of attention anymore. I don't want I don't want to get massive views by destroying some woman's life on camera,

because then it's just going to make me look bad.

Yeah, I could just move on and find another one, couldn't I, and repeat the same process? But at some point I won't want to do that anymore.

Is Dave Gibson leaving already?

No way, he is leaving? That was quick. He only came for lunch.

I thought he was gonna stay the night or something.

He wanted help moving all his photos and stuff onto the SD card because his phone memory is full up. So I copied and pasted it all into the SD card and I said, now all you gotta do is delete it all from the phone. He didn't seem too, um, confident about that one. I said, I'm pretty sure

it's on the SD card. His phone only has 64GB storage.

That's so tiny.

You should get a new iPhone, 1TB storage. I don't know why everyone around me cheaps out on phones.

They all use like a 10-year-old phone.

Just get it on finance. It's like £40 a month and you get the latest phone. I've got 256GB base model iPhone Air.

I don't really care about the storage. I don't save a lot of stuff.

I think I've barely used more than 10GB of storage for photos and videos. And I'm a YouTuber.

Why do I like Osaka more than Tokyo?

Um, I think it's got more character, feels less soulless. Tokyo feels too big,

and it's special to me because my first time in Japan was in Osaka. I went to Osaka because I was talking to that Japanese girl back in 20— 2008 or 2009.

Just Osaka just feels more lively for some reason.

I'm more familiar with it as well. Tokyo just feels like a bland, boring version of Osaka that's bigger, bigger scale.

I just— I don't like any places in Tokyo.

I like Meiji Shrine, that's it really. And maybe Asakusa is okay.

I don't like Shinjuku. I don't like Shibuya. Too many people. I don't like Harajuku. I don't like

Kabukicho with all the Nigerian bar scammer people.

And then I don't like the surrounding cities like Kanagawa, Saitama. They'll just feel kind of boring and shit. I lived in Saitama, lived in Wanabe Guest House for half a year, and I worked in Tokyo. I took the train every morning in rush hour, took like an hour. I think it was called Shibakoen, near Tokyo Tower. I

worked at Lawson. It was horrible. Me and the French girl would leave together, get on the train, because she would go to work in some shopping center. She had like her own little French bakery stall. She worked for some French bakery company and they put her in charge of a stall and she had to go and set

up the stall. And put the cakes and stuff on the shelf.

I went with her one time early in the morning. You get shown the back rooms of the shopping center, and they got like a big kitchen. She had to bake all the stuff and then prepare the stall, put the products up, and then she had like a little apron, chef's hat.

She seemed like she hated it.

We used to get the train together in the morning, like shoved in the train, completely packed, legs pressed up against people's buttocks.

It's so hard not to accidentally SA someone. You just get pressed against their body,

sweaty salaryman armpit in your face. Because they put their arms up to hold the rail, so you get armpit in your face. I don't know how they don't neck themselves in there every day.

It was so miserable. Then I get the train all the way to Shibakoen

and then have stupid grumpy Japanese customers whinging at you. They tut at you. They get mad,

especially when they ask for cigarettes. You got a whole wall of cigarettes behind you, and then they'll just go "マルボルセブンスターナナ点五ミリ," and I'm like, "What? Say it again." I do not remember anything you just said. Okay, what did I just say then? And then you gotta find where in the wall the stupid cigarette is. They're all the different

strengths of nicotine, like 20 different brands. Lucky Seven, Marlboro,

Red Strikes, I don't know, American something. Took me ages to remember where all the cigarettes were.

They all had numbers next to them too, so if I couldn't catch you, I'd say, uh, what number? I remember one customer was like, oh, my eyes are bad, mega warui, and then he was squinting trying to read the numbers.

It's funny, I'm like, I can't understand your Japanese when they're literally saying English words. It's all English. Maruboru. Maruboro.

Say it in a proper English accent, maybe I'll understand.

Marlboro.

One time I put this guy's bento box in the microwave. I didn't remove the sauce. Sashay and it exploded in the microwave. But he was a cool guy.

He helped. We got tissues and he helped me wipe it up.

I kept saying "ごめんなさい," and then he said "大丈夫です."

God, I made so many mistakes. I kept forgetting how long you're supposed to put things in the microwave as well. Like, onigiri goes in for 6 seconds. Bento have their own different times depending on the bento that's on the package. Some are 2 minutes, one's 1 minute. You put the bento in the microwave and then you ask

them to wait by the side whilst you serve another customer. And then the line gets longer and longer during lunchtime, and then you gotta be quick, and then you gotta put the stuff in the plastic bag. In a nice neat way, and I was so slow. One time this woman just grabbed all the stuff, shoved it in

the bag, and she literally ran off without saying anything.

Or they'd forget their credit card or cards on the card reader, and then you got to yell at them.

Oh, I hated working at Lawson. It's a nightmare. And then stupid bitchy Chinese coworkers. I used to take a Starbucks from the shelf and drink it before I started my shift, but I didn't used to pay for it. And then stupid Chinese man who was doing the previous shift was like, "Aren't you gonna pay?" What a prick!

He was like, "それ払わないんですか?" I was like, "あとで払う." And he was like, "今払います." Shut up. Fucking idiot. Why does he care? I mean, he's just a worker. It's not like he owns the business or anything. One Starbucks. I think as a worker I should be allowed to have a Starbucks for free.

So then after that I realized he's a prick, so I just secretly took the Starbucks when he wasn't looking.

The Chinese coworkers were very stuck up,

and then the Japanese coworkers were nice at first, but then they complained about me. They took me to the back room, told me off.

His lips were shaking like he was— like he had to tell me off, but he was scared to.

His lips were like trembling as he spoke.

And I said, can I go home now? And then I never showed up the next day. Suckers.

I just ghosted them.

The managers of the— of that Lawson, there were 3 of them. Their last name was like Baba. So you say Baba-san, and they all look the same, like short and fat. There are 2 guys and a girl, brothers and sisters, and the girl looked like the guys but with longer hair. Very stocky, short, fat people, like dwarves.

I wonder if they're still there.

Oh God, worst job I ever had. I'm not paying for a stupid Starbucks. I work there. Just give it to me for free.

And what's the point of working somewhere if you don't get benefits like free tickets, free products?

I was supposed to work in Japan for a year, working a holiday visa. I lasted 3 months and I quit. I had this other job at an izakaya. They only let me work 2 evenings a week for like 2 hours. I think they were just humoring me. They sent me home before things got busy.

On the day I decided to ghost them as well, I had a look around the office. I thought maybe they've got a safe full of cash or something. I'll just pinch the whole lot. Good thing I didn't find anything, because I mean, it's pretty obvious it would have been me, wouldn't it?

I was gonna rob them

and then flee the country. I worked 2 jobs, izakaya and then Lawson.

Back in those days, you couldn't easily make money online.

Um, I mean, there were YouTubers in 2011, but you needed a, like, a network like Polaris or Machinima to make money. You had to be pretty big as well. You can— they weren't just handing out money to anyone. No Kick, no— I mean, I don't know if stream— I don't think you could stream on YouTube at that

time. I don't remember.

I don't really remember the early days of YouTube because I didn't start until 2016,

and I really wanted a way to make money online but didn't have OnlyFans in those days or Kick. I don't know if day trading was really a thing. Didn't really have these investing apps back then. Had to phone up the bank or the broker.

I saw Traveling Trader make a video talking about how in the early 2010s, to day trade, you had to pay like £10 per trade. And then before then, you had to phone up the broker.

At the bank. And nowadays you can just trade for free

whenever you want.

So yeah, I didn't really have any other way to make money apart from getting a job.

There were online surveys, and I wanted to do eBay as well. So I tried my luck at doing an eBay shop, but then I got banned.

So many ways to make money online nowadays compared to back then.

Nowadays it's like anyone could just make a channel about life in Japan and get a following.

And you got Instagram, TikTok, Kick.

But I'm glad I had a nice experience in Japan without the internet ruining it until later.

When I discovered I could just vlog my life in Japan and make thousands a month, I felt like I unlocked this infinite money cheat.

Just vlog your life,

talk about dates, relationships.

Oh wow, thanks. Are you going to meet me? Bobby Brown. Lucky you didn't get a cat. You would have left him behind.

No, I was going to bring the cat here and it was going to be friends with Pushkin,

but I didn't want to drag it all the way to the hotel and then smuggle it into the hotel. And then I got to bring all the cat litter tray and all that stuff. And

then the problem when you get a cat is

when you're meeting a girl, instead of your attention being towards each other, your attention goes to the cat.

When you meet a girl, you want to be like, I don't know, spending time with a girl, not 2 people focused on a cat, which is what happens. It gets in between, gets in the way.

That's what happened with me, that before the cat we were like hugging and kissing, and then we got the cat and we were just the whole time just messing about with the cat the whole time. Just got in the way, so I didn't want that again.

The idea of getting the cat was when I was alone and didn't have anyone, but now I've got a girlfriend,

so I didn't feel like I needed the cat anymore.

It would get in the way. I feel like you get a pet or a cat or even a kid after you've been together for several years,

and now you're kind of— you're a bit bored of just the honeymoon phase. You move on from the honeymoon phase and now you get something together to grow and look after, but that comes later

when you're bored of each other. And like the butterflies and honeymoon phase is over, and then you can do that stuff, don't you?

So yeah, I'm glad I didn't get the cat.

It would have been cute and fun, but you know, we made things complicated with traveling and car trips. What if it shat in the car and then it'll just stink of poo?

And then I've got to sneak the litter tray and all that stuff into the hotel.

I think a cat's something you get when you've got this more stable, established life with people.

I heard this weird thing about Korean culture where— I don't know if it's true or not, but I've heard that they taste the first poo that the baby does because the first poo is like really pure.

And not toxic or something.

That's just Korean culture, isn't it? Who am I to judge another country's culture?

I don't know what the poo looks like when the baby only has milk. Does it come out white?

So imagine you try and drink milk all day long every day and then do a poo.

Wouldn't it just come out like slush?

No fiber or carbs. It's just pure protein and nutrients.

It's better than birds though. Birds just puke up food into the baby's mouth.

See how stupid birds and reptiles are compared to mammals? You can really tell mammals are like the most advanced

New Age kind of life form. Reptiles, hundreds of millions of years old, billions of years old. The most ancient form of life on Earth

are things like reptiles

and then birds, and they just have stupidly inferior, dumb ways of doing everything. And then us mammals came along and we just dominated everything. We dominate the sea, dominate the land. We just don't dominate the air. The birds have that one.

We only got bats.

But we do everything better. We got stronger bones, we got placenta-based birth, we got lactating breasts.

What else we got?

And look at the apex predators of the ocean, all mammals. Whales, orcas, killer whales, dolphins— most intelligent fish species, but they're not fish, they're mammals because they got lungs. Did you know sharks don't even have bone skeletons? They got cartilage skeleton. Even like the biggest great white sharks get destroyed by an orca.

I wonder what whale milk tastes like.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, vomiting into mouths.

Regurgitation. Stupid way of feeding your young.

That's why we're top of the food chain.

Before the meteor hit and wiped out all the dinosaurs, the only mammal we had was that tiny little mouse thing,

our great-great-great ancestor.

Before then, everything was just a big reptile

laying eggs, no milk.

And then they all died out because they were stupidly big and ran out of food.

They've got tiny brains as well.

It's who— what hours?

Halfway through the afternoon shift.

Is it Sunday? Oh no, it's Saturday.

I

feel sick.

Silent Hill video got 4.5K views. See, gaming is the way to go.

Women laying eggs like chickens is kind of weird.

Are you sure the anus wouldn't crack the egg?

You know, there's little quail eggs in the supermarket. You could probably fit those up your bum and then poop it out and cluck like a chicken.

Imagine babies get born out of the anus. That'd be weird.

I

don't want to

send my iPhone back. I like my iPhone. I really like— got Pushkin.

Look at Pushkin on the chair.

It cannot be comfy.

Storm chaser

on the moors of Devon.

Remember this? Body slammed the Bella box. Do you think that's why D-Mesh just stopped watching? Maybe he got upset.

Whacking air. I got so mad.

There's the sound.

That was good.

Yeah,

Dimash was annoying though. He kept saying, oh, it's about the SIM cards, you keep switching the SIM cards. Yeah, no shit. If I was going to go overseas, obviously I would get new SIM cards. If the whole fucking system breaks because I changed the SIM card, then it's pretty shit, isn't it? Fuck kind of system is that?

Kept saying it's because I'm changing the SIM cards.

If I was going to do traveling streams, yeah, I would need different SIM cards for every country I go to. Dumb stupid fucking Bella Box. Can't even turn on its hotspot outside of my house for God knows what reason. So changing the SIM cards confuses it. Well then it's fucking stupid, isn't it? What a dumb piece of

gear.

Imagine I land in Japan, I get Japanese SIM cards, I plug it all in, stupid thing doesn't work.

There's no point getting it all running perfectly with a certain type of SIM card and then it all falls apart when I take it out.

A lot of rubbish wasted. £240 on a piece of junk.

No, not now, but when I got the— the whole point of getting a BellaBox was because I thought I was going to go traveling and I wanted the stream to be stable, and I thought that was going to fix all the problems. And really, I didn't need it.

Now I'm stuck with a stupid orange pie that has no use.

It was so annoying that it only worked when I turned it on in the house.

Needs a pee.

Everyone's leaving.

It's only 5. 5 PM is kind of late, I guess. They got 2-hour drive back to London. Babe Gibson's gone, in-laws leaving now.

BMW. Why is my mom shutting the gate? Oh, I guess everyone's home.

Guests have gone, just the 3 lords plus baby now.

I don't know,

Chuff Weeze was always annoying and patronizing and moral grandstanding. Which I find really annoying.

He even had a whine because I bought my sister dummies for the baby. He was like, oh, giving baby a dummy is evil. Oh, shut up. You think everything's fucking evil. Such a whinger. Imagine thinking giving the baby a dummy is bad.

You know, he whines about everything I do. It's so annoying, like worse than TB nagging Nancy. Nancy.

It's pretty normal to give a baby a pacifier, isn't it? I don't know how you can find something to whine about everything I do.

Get the fuck out of here.

How can you have a problem with giving a baby a dummy?

I forgot why I banned Muff.

I don't even remember.

I didn't do nothing to no animals

apart from eat their flesh.

Eat their decaying, rotting flesh.

I don't know, I got bored of gaming because it takes effort, doesn't it?

I don't like having to put effort into things. Now those bubbles— I mean puzzles on Silent Hill F really pissed me off. You gotta solve some stupid symbol thing By looking at these wooden plates whilst the stupid monster is trying to hit you, and then it doesn't even tell you what you're supposed to do.

I only like games like Mario Kart where you don't have to put any brain power into it. It just feels good.

I don't like puzzles.

嗯。

I've got to do more reps with the dumbbell. I only did 2 sets.

Okay,

I'm done.

Can't be bothered today.

Ah, not really making any progress anymore.

It just stays the same size.

And don't say eat more. I ate so much I felt sick.

Hate overeating.

Got a long drive tomorrow. I'm gonna be on the road for 3 hours.

Car's fully charged, tires are pumped.

What I like about games is when

I like it when they give you different ways to solve problems.

Like, I like Cyberpunk because you could be stealthy, or you could go in guns blazing, or you could hack the computers and use the cybernetics, or you could use speech and charisma.

I don't like it when they force you to do something in a certain way.

Like, I hated Metal Gear Solid because they don't want you to kill the enemies. You got to tranquilize them,

and then sometimes if you accidentally killed someone, it would fail the mission. Just let me do what I want.

I thought that's the whole point of playing video games.

I like it when you get different weapons as well. You get bored of one playstyle, you can switch it up. That's why Elden Ring was so good.

Some of the weapons were just so stupid in Elden Ring,

like daggers. Have you ever tried using daggers or like dual-wield axes? Barely does any damage.

Daggers were so rubbish. I tried to make like a stealth dagger build, like a rogue.

Yeah, just like recently I like playing Call of Duty on my iPhone.

Do you want to see? It's so much fun.

Whack Division. Where's my controller?

For some reason it's not connecting wirelessly.

Do you think it's gonna work?

This button works and it takes you to this app store,

but then it doesn't work in the actual game.

I don't understand. It used to work. I forgot how you link it.

It says Bluetooth is connected. It says

connected. Don't understand. So now I have to use a wire to connect it.

Where's my wire? This will work.

And

then do this, push it up to get the port.

Does it work yet? It doesn't work.

Uh, why?

That button works. It takes a screenshot.

Stop telling me what to press.

I just want to

do multiplayer.

Oh, it's working. Look, look at this game. Stupid tripod, get in there.

Look how cool this game is.

Oh, it's, it's so smooth. Look at the graphics.

Can you believe this is on the phone?

What? Fucking idiot.

I can play this for hours.

When's Rainbow Six coming out?

UAV online. Get down, sniper!

Tango

down! Contact with enemy.

Sniper hunter killer drone deployed. Predator missile inbound.

Oh,

this game is so good. They don't have anything like this on Switch.

Oh, what?

Enemy in sight. The graphics are really good as well. UAV online.

Friendly hunter-killer drone deployed.

What? How do you not kill me? Are these bots or something? They seem really dumb.

Rag out. Be advised, possible presence of smoke action. Reloading. UAV online. Sniper. Target down.

Contact with enemy.

I'm so good

at

this game.

Oh, they're not bots, they're real people.

That guy's— the guy sniping is definitely not a bot.

See, that guy is not a bot. Look, he's hiding in the corner.

Throwing smoke grenade.

We win

easy.

This game's so fun to just have a podcast on and play it and put on a podcast on the computer and just sit here playing this.

So much fun.

It's way more fun than Switch. Nice work. Well done.

Rainbow Six, we Pretty fun if it was like this.

Look at my skill.

I like the shotgun. Shotgun's pretty cool.

Oh, stupid sniper. I hate people sniping.

Hostile sentry gun in your

AO.

Yeah, people sniping are definitely not bots.

See that prick in there sniping? Fucking annoying.

Enemy

down.

Grenade out. Won't be advised. Hang out.

We

lost the lead. UAV recon standing by. Repeat, UAV recon is standing by. The enemy is jamming our radar.

Heads up, enemy RAPs deployed. Be advised, hostile sentry spotted.

Bring it up,

squad.

Lost the lead.

Get down, sniper!

What was that?

Enemy in sight.

We lost.

Yeah, this idiot sniping everyone, making it boring.

Priority task failure. Return to base.

Can't believe this game's free as well.

Enemy in sight.

Enemy in sight. Oh, it started.

Friendly RAPS activated.

Well, that's what I did yesterday for 4 hours nearly.

It was better when the controller connected wirelessly, but now it needs to be connected. I don't know why it doesn't connect automatically anymore.

Bah.

Gaming made me lose 15 viewers.

My viewership tanks when I start gaming.

I'm gonna get some crisps, wait for you to come back, I guess.

You people. So weird. You'd rather watch me sitting here burping than playing a game. You make no fucking sense. I play a game for like 10 minutes and I drop down to 40 viewers. I stop the game and I'm just sitting here burping and then back up to 60. You people are fucking weird.

You'd rather watch me sitting here burping, vomiting my mouth Whilst not even saying anything. I don't know what's wrong with you.

As soon as I play a game, you're like, oh, boring, click off. And then as soon as I stop the game, the numbers go back up.

Well, I guess I just gotta sit here doing nothing then.

I don't know what to do for the future. I might just alternate between my Devon house and here.

I get bored here, I'll go back to Devon. I get bored in Devon, I'll come back here. And then in between, I've got a weed girl because she lives right in the middle of Devon and Kent.

Whoa, thanks so much. Hi Daniel, I'm here to apologize. I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you're ugly. I'm sorry that you have no talent. I'm sorry that your songs aren't good. I'm sorry that you're so crazy that all of your girlfriends have broken up with you. Fuck you.

Call me ugly one more time, bitch.

Double dare

you, you fucking asshole.

I have loads of things going on in my life, actually. I've got 2 houses, I've got a girl, I've got a car.

What more do you need?

I've got great hair.

Yeah, I'm only not content in life is because I want a breakthrough breakout way of making more money, and I have no clue how to do that.

I want a genius idea where I can make lots of money.

Not just scrounging pennies on the dollar.

I don't know what to do.

I'm on my genius idea and then I market it like I invent something

or find some viral new way of making content.

I was excited about life back in 2018, '19, because YouTube thing, I was good at it. I was good at generating views, but now I'm not.

I don't know what else to do.

I could review rubbish hotels. Staying at the worst hotel in my city. I'm sorry that most people feel that you should kill yourself. I'm sorry that you're such a narcissist that you can't see how delusional you are. I'm sorry that you're so insecure about being skinny you take every chance to call people fat. Sparkling heart.

Thanks for the free money. Don't really care.

Yeah, thanks

for increasing my dollar per hour by $1 or $2.

Uh, they make such noise, don't they, these motorbikes? For the amount of noise they make, they don't even go fast.

They're like doing 20 miles per hour and making all this sound as if they're about to break the sound barrier, whereas my Peugeot could do 0 to 60 in 7 seconds and not make a sound at all.

So much bluster. Nothing to show for it.

Where's my Amazon? I ordered some protein bars. Gotta get ripped.

Lacking in several bolsters.

Oh.

No, I'm not doing anything. I'm gonna sit here for another 1 hour and 10 minutes, and then I'm gonna go for dinner,

and there's nothing you can do. To change it.

Playing my new iPhone Air.

嗯。

Oh,

hey,

yeah.

iPhone Air.

S10 Plus.

Oh.

1 hour to go and then dinner.

Might just be leftovers. She made quite a lot of food for lunch. Lasagna, shepherd's pie.

She does cook Malaysian food. She made Malaysian curry a couple days ago.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Ow, ow. I don't like sitting down too long. Hurts my joints.

Gotta put this in the car tomorrow

in case I don't come back. I don't know if I'm coming back or not. I might— I don't know, I think I might come back.

It has been really nice in my bedroom. Maybe I'll go back to Devon next week.

Maybe next weekend I'll go back.

Maybe things will be different next week because my sister and everyone won't be here.

I feel kind of emotionally detached from the Devon house now,

like I could wake up tomorrow with dementia and completely forgot— forget about it.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Might wear my jumper.

I actually quite like this jumper.

It's nice and comfy because it's not too tight.

Baggy jumpers are kind of nice.

50 minutes to go. Thank fuck.

Oh, this stream's getting harder and harder.

To do now.

I don't know how much longer I can do it, but even with just 50 viewers, I'm still making $2,000 a month.

If I had 20 viewers, I still make $1,000 a month, which means I would still have to do it.

I'm

not even hungry.

I've

got iPhone Air and Flip 7 and iPhone 12 Mini and S10 Plus.

I use all of them at the same time every day.

I need my tech.

See that? I can look at my phone at the same time while streaming.

iPhone Air was £1,000.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

My favorite phone, easily the Air. It feels so nice in the hand.

Yeah, okay, maybe it doesn't do anything differently than a cheap phone,

but it feels nice. It's like an ugly girlfriend doesn't do anything differently to a beautiful girlfriend, does it? Still has a hole that gets wet,

but a beautiful girlfriend feels nicer in the hand.

The way it feels when you hold it and touch it, it's what makes it worth the money.

That's my answer when people keep saying, oh, what does it do different? It doesn't do anything fucking differently, okay? Does exactly the same thing phones have always done. Doesn't fly, it doesn't glow in the dark,

it just feels nice, okay? Leave me alone.

Got Obsidian Black.

I don't like the white one because it's got those metallic edges. I like the dark edges.

It's nice to be able to drive, not have to rely on people. I just go where I want, come back when I want. Don't need to book a ticket or

anything. Ultimate freedom. Amazon's nearly here.

They should make a plane where you can jump out of it and then it autopilots its way back to the runway, and then you just parachute down to where you want to go.

How cool would that be?

Should be easy. Like, it just engages autopilot, heads back to the runway,

because you can't land your plane where you're going. No one's got a runway in their back garden, so you parachute down.

Now the problem is when you want to leave.

Then the plane autopilots back to where you are, but then how do you get up to the plane? Maybe a rope drops down

and get a jetpack, fly back up to the plane.

I'm not hemorrhaging viewers.

I'm at the same viewers for months now, 50 to 60, and I still make $2K a month.

It's probably not going to drop less than that.

I've always had my core viewers that stick around no matter what.

Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed. I thought coming back to my mum's house would make the viewers go up,

but it didn't. I think it's because people know that I'm going back to the Devon house.

This is just a temporary stop by.

Or is it?

Oh, it's on my Amazon.

Don't know, it's got ladder on the top. Things just jip over.

People keep thinking something interesting is gonna happen, but it's not, trust me.

Oh, there's the Amazon.

Big white van.

Oh, is it another gypsy?

People think things are ever gonna be like how they were before with me, though, would you hear it?

You got a long wait to wait

if you think that's gonna happen again.

Get my package.

I've got some of these

chewy mango.

Good source of protein.

Mango is bodybuilders' superfood, if you didn't know.

It's got muscle-enhancing vitamins.

But I wouldn't expect you to know that.

Gorillas eat fruit all day and they're the strongest apes in the world.

Okay, I'm here to get the iPhone. Jeff Bezos is here. Wow, great actor. Jeff Bezos is so rich, he got divorced and he's still the richest man in the world. Steve, do you have anything you want to add about Mr. Bezos? No, I like getting my packages on time. Jeff Bezos is here. Wow, great actor. Jeff Bezos

is so rich he got divorced and he's still the richest man in the world. Steve, do you have anything you want to add about Mr. Bezos? This girl poured liquid

Check out these, uh, these cars. They got these like wrappers wrapped around them. When you park your car for a long period of time, you have to put one of those like diaper things around it. It keeps the rats out. Rats come up and chew your wires and, uh, you got a really expensive repair you got to

do. Look at that. In Vietnam, they got to put these things around their cars or rats chew the wires. People wonder why I don't want to live in Southeast Asia. Oh yeah, cheaper in Asia. Yeah, it's also shit and full of rats. And look at the road. What is that? Cracked and crumbling. What is that? It's like

lumps of cement.

They just don't know how to build anything there.

Everything looks ugly.

This roller coaster is cheap for a reason.

Excuse me, do you have any big— I have 90 days to make a million dollars.

Hello from Hilton Germany at Seating Street, and on this trip we have a Houston Air. 41 viewers. Oh my God, fuck you guys. I'm not even gonna bother.

Fuck all you.

Hate you all.

Fucking useless shits.

This is kind of insane. So Sean's next impact has the second screen. What the fuck is that arrow, sir? I can't wait for this movie. What are you eating? Eating? You think pineapple will on some means is bad? Yes, use it for as long as you like. However, when it is no longer of use, do not leave

it in the countryside or the sea. Dispose of it in a refuse container. The world belongs to us all. We must protect it. This bag is made of plastic.

38 views. Ah, fuck this. I'm thankful to you. Fuck you people. Fuck. Idiots.

Fuck all you stupid, useless fucking idiots.

Can't be fucking bothered.

Stupid fucking people.

Maybe park.

はい。

7 minutes to go.

And I'm out of here.

Why no Pushkin today?

Even Pushkin abandoned me after I bought him all the treats.

Useless cat.

Useless viewers.

Da na na na na na na na. Ah.

Tonight it's Bruce's leftovers from lunch.

And apple crumble.

It's my last night tonight.

Tomorrow night I'll be making love.

Every time I game, I lose 20 viewers.

I had 65, dropped down to 44 when I started gaming.

It's not a good idea.

Maybe if I enjoyed the gaming, sure, why not? But I don't even enjoy the gaming.

I don't know what other tech to review. I'm not buying another iPhone for 8K views.

Gaming PCs don't really trend. Because it's not like a standalone project product like a Steam Deck. It's just a Frankenstein mishmash of different parts.

Like, how can you say, do not buy my custom-built blah blah blah blah blah blah? No one's gonna buy anyway.

Do— I mean, you could do individual parts, like do not buy the RTX 5080, it's an inferior graphics card.

Yeah, that's what I just said.

Do not buy Kingston 32GB RAM, it's so rubbish. I don't even know what to say.

You'll get all technical and nerdy about computer parts, don't you? Like that Game— Gamers Nexus guy

running the benchmarks and then compare them to all the other ones.

No, I don't want to do gaming. This just makes me more depressed because my viewers drop.

Get more views if I get a wig and wear the wig and say I'm Danielle now.

Well, at 7, I'm going down for dinner. See you

in about 2 hours.