I had lunch with a beautiful japanese woman today

Hey, and welcome back to my life. So I just got back from lunch with Fungal Girl. So if you don't know who Fungal Girl is, she's basically this Japanese woman that I met around 4 weeks before I came to Japan on Tinder. And the reason why I call her Fungal Girl is because she told me she had

a bad case of athlete's foot, and she also said she had ringworm. And at first I didn't really know what ringworm was. I thought it was like some kind of worm. That's underneath her skin and it was crawling around. But turns out there's no ringworm. There's no worm in ringworm. It's called ringworm because the rash is like

in a ring. Why didn't they just call it ring rash then? Anyway, 4 weeks before I came to Japan, I started talking to her and I told her that I was coming to Japan soon. And just out of the blue, she said, would you like to stay at my place? And I said, are you sure? Can I

stay at your place for free? Free? And she said, yeah, why not, as long as you teach me English. So the deal was I taught her English and I spoke to her in English, and I get a free place to stay. And then I decided to also ask her, okay, but you know I'm a guy and I

like girls. What if during the night I get aroused and then decide to sneak into your room and climb into your bed? And she said she wouldn't, she wouldn't mind that, that would be fine. And I said, are you sure? What if I said that I wanted to have cereal with you? And she said, sure, why not?

Which sounds kind of crazy, but I thought, great, I get free cereal, I get a free place to stay, and all I have to do is talk to her in English. It's a great deal. The only problem was she said she had a severe case of athlete's foot, and she said the infection also spread to other parts

of her body, and I would have to be very careful not to catch it from her. And if I— if we came— if we had skin-to-skin contact, then there's, there's a good chance that I could catch whatever she has, like her fungal infection. But she said as long as I have a shower straight after we finish having

cereal, then it should be fine. And she said that I should use like an antifungal soap when I'm in the shower and wear slippers and just be careful. And I was thinking to myself, is it worth the risk? Do I want cereal with this person that badly that I would risk getting a fungal infection? And after several

weeks of thinking it over, I decided that yes, it's worth the risk. What's the worst that could happen? I could just use like an antifungal cream or something if I did catch the infection. So I said, okay, I'll be careful. I'll keep myself clean. I'll bring some antifungal soap with me. And she said, great, come to Japan

on the 22nd of September and I'll meet you at the train station. We'll meet up and you can come to my place. And I was so happy about this— free rent, free cereal, and she looks pretty cute in her photos. But you know, as the saying goes, when things sound too good to be true, they usually are.

A few weeks later, she, um, she sent me a message saying that she had bad news, that she found a boyfriend and I can no longer stay with her when I come to Japan. I was, I was devastated. I was really upset and disappointed because, you know, I was really looking forward to meeting her and not have

to pay for rent. After that happened, I gave up on the idea of meeting her because she had a boyfriend. I thought it was a lost cause, and I stopped talking to her, and we didn't speak again until a few days ago. Just out of the blue, she phoned me online.

And she phoned me online and she said, Daniel, are you in Japan now? And I said, yeah, why? What's up? And she asked me if I wanted to come over and stay with her at her place. I said, I'm not sure, why? What happened to your boyfriend? And she said, we broke up. It didn't go— it didn't

turn out to be a good relationship. She didn't feel like she loved him. And I said, okay. I said to her, okay, so when can I come over? And she said the 30th of October or something. I said, great, um, are you still interested in having cereal with me? That's why I asked her, because I don't want

to go all the way to her place and then stay there if there's a 0% chance of having cereal. So I asked her in advance and she said she's not really interested in having cereal with me because she doesn't love me, she has no feelings for me. So I'm not sure. I don't really feel like staying with

her if there's a 0% chance of anything interesting happening. And then yesterday she asked me—

she asked me if I wanted to meet up for lunch. I said, why not? And we did that today. We met up, we had lunch, we also went to karaoke, and we went to a cafe. So this is what happened. The moment I saw her, I thought to myself, wow, she looks amazing. Let me try and describe

to you what she looks like after this car pisses off. So she was around 5 foot 5-ish, I guess. I'm not quite sure. She was about this tall, and she was a bit chubby, but not in a bad way. I like slightly chubby women. I think it's very attractive when, when the girl has some meat on her,

and she was chubby Just, just the right amount, and I thought it was very attractive. Also, her boobs were massive. They were gigantic, like, like this big. And she was wearing this V-neck blouse thing which was like this, and you could see all of her cleavage. It was amazing. I've never seen boobs that looked that amazing, especially

not from a Japanese woman anyway. And I found it extremely difficult to stop staring at her boobs. I felt like my eyes were being drawn downwards. It was like a magnetic force pulling my gaze into her cleavage, and it was extremely difficult not to keep staring at them or trying to look at them when she wasn't looking.

I really liked her hairstyle. It was long and she had a clip on the back, so she kind of had a ponytail, like a mini— like a half ponytail, and she had a fringe. And she had this makeup, like some red— I don't know what it was, like red foundation on the side of her eyes, which kind

of made her look like Naruto when he goes into the frog super frog mode, and I thought it was really cute. Her face— her face was much perfect, I think. Her nose was the right size, she had nice full lips, her eyes were really cute, and they had that nice almond Asian eye shape. I would give her

an 8 out of 10 on appearances. I'm pretty sure she's the best looking girl that I've met so far, maybe ever. I don't really know what her personality is like that much. She works in a cabaret club. I don't know how to say it. It's like one of those places where men go and they pay to drink

with women, and she's kind of like a hostess. She drinks with men and she gets paid for drinking with men. I guess that's why she's so attractive, otherwise she wouldn't be able to do that kind of job because, you know, you kind of need to be attractive to pull the male customers into the store. So those were

my first impressions when I saw her for the first time. We had an awkward conversation as usual. And we went straight to this restaurant and I had this gigantic beef burger. It was just a burger, no bread, no bun. It was just a beef burger with fried prawns and it was a huge meal. I couldn't finish all

of it. I ate maybe half. She ate the whole thing really quickly, which was a bit embarrassing for me because I don't eat much and usually when I go for a meal with a girl, the girl

The girl always ends up eating way more than me, and sometimes I do feel a bit embarrassed about that. I feel like I'm not a real man because I can't eat as much as her. My ex-girlfriend used to get actually kind of irritated about this because she always ate way more than me, and it made her feel

like she was some kind of pig who eats loads of food and is really fat, which I guess is kind of true. We didn't really talk much during lunch. We just sat there in mostly silence eating. I find it really difficult to have a conversation with someone when we're in a restaurant, number one, because I'm trying to

eat and it's kind of embarrassing when you speak and then you spit out a load of food or something. That happened a few times before and it really put a dent in my confidence when talking to girls at restaurants. Also, I find it very uncomfortable when there's strangers sitting around me and they can listen to what I'm

talking about and they can hear my broken Japanese. If we're talking in English, then I would feel a bit more confident, I guess. After we finished eating our burgers We left the place and we went to a cafe. It was this really nice relaxed place with sofas and they were playing jazz music. It was run by this,

this middle-aged Japanese guy who seemed really friendly. And she took out all of these English textbooks. She wanted me to teach her English basically. So I started to think, oh, so that's why you wanted to meet me so badly, because you want to learn English. I hate it when girls are only interested in meeting me because they

want to learn English. I feel like I'm being used. This is one of the reasons why I hate teaching English. So this is what happened during the lesson. She didn't pay me any money, so I didn't really feel pressured to, to be a professional teacher. She took out this textbook and she took out this textbook and she

started reading the example sentences, and then she asked me to also read them so she could So she could listen to the, the proper pronunciation. And we must have sat there for over an hour reading out these really basic sentences like, Mr. Smith goes to the bank. Yuki rides his bicycle to the school. And then she started

recording my voice on her phone so she could listen to it later. And we just sat there for over an hour reading out of this textbook these really boring, mundane beginner sentences. And it was so boring. So after about an hour of reading out these English sentences in the cafe, she suddenly said, do you want to go

to karaoke? And I thought to myself, finally we get to leave. And I, I enjoy going to karaoke with girls because, you know, it's 2 people alone in a dark room. There's potential for some touching to happen, some kissing to happen, which could lead to cereal. So we went to karaoke. We only booked an hour to sing,

and we did some singing.

I did some really bad singing because I was feeling nervous. When I feel nervous, I can't sing very well. I can't sing very well anyway, but at least when I'm by myself or when I'm feeling comfortable and confident, I feel like I can sing a bit better. But nothing happened. The whole hour passed and she didn't get

close to me, she didn't touch me, we barely even talked. To be honest, I kind of gave up the moment I saw her because the moment I saw her, I instantly knew that she was way above my level. She was super attractive, she had gigantic boobage, and a guy like me, a nerdy quiet guy like me, it's

very difficult for someone like me to be able to have cereal with with that level of woman. I'm not really too sure what she thought about me. I guess I was nervous and I didn't really talk much, so she might have thought— she might have thought that I was really boring. I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

After karaoke, we paid— well, she paid for me. She said it was okay because I helped her with English. So I said, okay, thanks. We left and we said goodbye. I went to the train station. Came back to my,

my neighborhood and here I am. I'm not sure if she's changed her mind about me staying with her overnight. I'm not quite sure if she meant just staying for one night or for a long time because if I could stay with her for the rest of my trip and not have to pay rent, that would be— that'd

be great. I don't really want to pay rent and if I'm If I can get a free place to stay with a beautiful woman, then even if there is a very low chance of having cereal with her, I think I should take that chance. It's not like anything interesting is happening at the guesthouse. The only slightly interesting

person at the guesthouse is the Canadian guy. If he wasn't there, then I would leave that place in an instant. The thing is, I am still worried about, about catching her fungal infection. I didn't bring my antifungal soap with me. Because I thought I wasn't going to see her again. But I just wonder, how high is the

risk if I wear slippers? If I wash properly and I use soap, what are the chances of me getting infected? And even if I do get— even if I do get infected, how easy is it to cure? Can I just put on some cream? Because she said she's had it for 4 years now and she hasn't been

able to get rid of it. What if that happens to me? I don't want to get some fungal infection and then meet a different girl and then infect her with ringworm and athlete's foot. That's gross! Also, if I end up going to her place and then we end up spending all day, all evening sitting there reading out

of an English textbook— Mr. Smith goes to school with his friend— that'll drive me crazy, no matter how beautiful she is. Also, there's this other risk: she might find another boyfriend again and then kick me out, and then I have to find a new place to stay. So there's a lot of risks with this situation, but maybe

all these risks would be worth it if there's even a 1% chance of having cereal with her. So yeah, that was the story about the fungal girl. Let me know what you think in the comments. Pretty sure you're gonna let me know anyway, even if I don't ask you to. Also, there's something else I wanted to address.

Some people were moaning that I'm just walking around these boring streets whinging all the time instead of showing you Japan, showing you how amazing this country is. That's because that's not my kind of channel. That's not the kind of videos I'm interested in making. If you want to see how amazing Japan is, go watch Abroad in Japan

or some touristy travel channel, because I've been here 7 times now and sightseeing, going to touristy places doesn't interest me. And usually when I do do sightseeing, when I go to these touristy places, I'm with a friend or a girl or girlfriend and I don't really want to whip out my camera and start making a vlog when

I'm spending time with them. It's kind of awkward. I need to be alone to make videos, and I don't want people finding out that I make videos in the first place. So that's why I don't make touristy videos. Also, I'd like to thank all the people that followed me on Twitch. I have over 100 followers on Twitch,

which is great. I'm still trying to figure out how to set up Twitch, you know, all the alerts for donations and stuff like that. I downloaded this app called Streamlabs, which someone recommended to me, and it's a really good app. You can even use it to stream with YouTube, which I wish I knew earlier because the YouTube

app live streaming function is, it's okay, but it's kind of limiting. For example, you can't— I can't chat in the live chat, but on the Streamlabs app I can actually chat in the live chat myself. So you know those moments when I become completely silent because there's people around me? Being able to chat in the live chat

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