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Last stream in Japan - goodbye everyone [ue49_8t4X7c]

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  1. Testing,

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  2. testing,

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  3. testing.

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  4. Mm-hmm.

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  5. Okay, gonna do livestream today.

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  6. I think the view count bug is fixed now.

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  7. Are you happier today? I don't

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  8. really feel happy or unhappy, I just feel

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  9. neutral.

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  10. I was away for a few days because I was

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  11. busy. I got some cool little things.

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  12. I went to Akihabara.

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  13. I got this, I got this,

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  14. I got some little things. I got this

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  15. microwave.

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  16. Look,

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  17. it's got a little sound.

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  18. And I got a little quiche— or is it a

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  19. But it wouldn't fit in the microwave, so I

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  20. was a bit upset. I wanted to get little

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  21. burgers to put in my microwave, but this

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  22. is too big.

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  23. And I got bath bomb— I mean bath ball.

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  24. I got sushi flavored bath

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  25. ball. I'm gonna try that later.

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  26. And they got— it's

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  27. like a donut. Where's the smell?

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  28. The smell is I

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  29. can't see what it says, the smell. It's

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  30. probably like a donut smelling bath bomb.

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  31. And this one is sakura

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  32. smell. And oh,

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  33. you know that machine where you put ¥1,000

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  34. in and it gives you like a random thing?

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  35. I tried that. But all I got was this

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  36. stupid Snoopy cloth.

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  37. ¥1,000 and a bag which I put in the bin

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  38. because it's rubbish. I saw Ice Poseidon

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  39. do it when he was here. I felt so tempted

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  40. to try it again to try and get something

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  41. better, but I decided not to waste the

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  42. money. So I wasted ¥1,000 just to get a

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  43. stupid Snoopy bag and a cloth. I thought

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  44. I'd get a Nintendo Switch. Yeah, I tried

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  45. some gacha, see what the fuss was about.

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  46. This was the only thing I really wanted

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  47. because it's got a light and a sound.

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  48. Yeah, when I was at the gacha place, this

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  49. guy came up to me. He was like, Daniel,

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  50. can I take a picture? And I said, sure.

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  51. And then he took the picture and he said

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  52. thanks. He just walked off. Not even a,

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  53. you know, like, oh, I know you from

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  54. YouTube, or oh, how's your trip so far?

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  55. He just walked off as soon as he took the

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  56. picture. It's kind of weird. I don't know

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  57. if he's an old viewer or a current viewer.

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  58. I don't know. But it's funny I got

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  59. recognized. What else did I get? I think

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  60. that was it really. Just got a little

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  61. microwave. I got

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  62. recognized again around

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  63. Osaka by this guy. I couldn't tell if

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  64. he was white. He looked like mostly white

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  65. but also kind of Asian in a way. He was on

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  66. a bicycle and he had his son on the back

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  67. of the bicycle and he was like, Daniel?

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  68. It really surprised me the way he said my

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  69. name. It was kind of like how my dad used

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  70. to say it. Can I take a picture?

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  71. Everyone who meets me who say they used to

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  72. watch, they always are the people who used

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  73. to watch like 5 years ago, and I don't

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  74. think anyone watches me now. Oh yeah,

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  75. I got these stickers for my microwave.

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  76. Tokyo. Yeah, I got recognized loads. I got

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  77. recognized once in Fukuoka, once in

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  78. Osaka, and then now once in Tokyo.

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  79. Famous.

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  80. Put the stickers on my microwave first.

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  81. I've got to leave this apartment tomorrow.

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  82. Gotta do laundry and stuff.

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  83. Oh, my credit card. Don't look.

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  84. Am I voting for Rishi Sunak? Uh,

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  85. I'm not voting for anyone. I don't even

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  86. know what the difference is between Sunak

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  87. and Starmer.

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  88. Who do I vote for to not go to war?

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  89. I guess you can't really help it now.

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  90. Sunak says if he wins the UK election

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  91. again, he's going to restart army

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  92. conscriptions for 18-year-olds or

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  93. something. That's one way to not get any

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  94. votes. Oh, you can't even see it.

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  95. Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one's going to

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  96. vote for Sunak if he says stuff like that,

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  97. because that's like sending

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  98. your kids, your sons, off to war if you

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  99. vote for Sunak.

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  100. If it's military service just for a few

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  101. years like South Korea does, maybe it's

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  102. not such a bad idea. But it's kind of

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  103. scary that they're now thinking— it's kind

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  104. of scary they're now thinking of having to

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  105. draft people into the military. What are

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  106. they saying, that we're definitely going

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  107. to have a war? Yeah,

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  108. it's because they started it, didn't they?

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  109. Stupid America.

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  110. All America ever does is start wars or

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  111. find a way to start a war.

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  112. The UK and America, biggest warmongers.

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  113. That microwave looks more like a microwave

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  114. now. Haha,

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  115. 500 watts.

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  116. Ding! My favorite new toy.

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  117. Well, this is going to be my last

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  118. livestream for a very long time. I've got

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  119. about 2 weeks in Japan traveling.

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  120. Where I won't be able to stream. So after

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  121. today's stream, last— I mean, the next

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  122. stream will be sometime in June when I'm

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  123. back in the UK. I hope you guys like my

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  124. Japan streams. It's been a fun journey,

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  125. the walking, meeting random people,

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  126. all the blood bucket stuff, but it's

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  127. finally over.

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  128. My feet feel a lot better too. It's not

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  129. painful anymore. My bones in my feet were

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  130. really painful for weeks. The bones here.

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  131. Now it's finally not painful.

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  132. So basically I just have to start packing

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  133. for tomorrow, then I'm leaving.

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  134. Where's Shin? I'm not meeting Shin. In the

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  135. end, I didn't meet anyone. I didn't meet

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  136. gate guy. I mean, I didn't mean— I didn't

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  137. meet gay guy. I didn't meet the English

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  138. guy from the guest house. He said he's

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  139. sick. Yeah, sure. It's like the biggest

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  140. lie ever that people say when they don't

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  141. want to meet anymore. Yeah, you just

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  142. randomly got sick on the day that you said

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  143. you were free. Sure,

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  144. don't really want to meet anyway. I can't

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  145. be bothered. Didn't meet Shin, didn't meet

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  146. gay guy, didn't meet English guest house

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  147. guy, didn't meet the Japanese woman

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  148. viewer. Can't be bothered. I just walked

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  149. around Yesterday I went to Shibuya and

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  150. Akihabara, and then the day before I went

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  151. to— I

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  152. forgot where I went. I went to Meiji

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  153. Shrine, just walked around a bit.

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  154. Shibuya was so packed. I can't believe how

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  155. many people were there. And the train

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  156. station's so old, it's like really small

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  157. and cramped. The little entrance

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  158. and the walkways, like tiny little

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  159. tunnels, and all these people flooding

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  160. into it. It's a very old station, it feels

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  161. like, not a very new one.

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  162. Yeah, Tokyo's been kind of rubbish. I

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  163. don't know why, it's just not as good as

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  164. Osaka for some reason. I'm not sure why

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  165. though,

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  166. I just don't really feel excited

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  167. You are ignorant about politics, sound

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  168. like an idiot. You sound exactly like an

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  169. idiot who's ignorant about everything.

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  170. I'm not very interested in UK politics,

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  171. to be honest. The UK doesn't

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  172. have any power in the world. Who cares

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  173. about what the UK is going to do? They're

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  174. an irrelevant player on the world stage.

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  175. They're basically just a puppet of the

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  176. United States, and the UK just basically

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  177. does what America tells them to do.

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  178. We got no power anymore. Who cares? It's

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  179. all the same. Rishi Starmer.

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  180. It doesn't matter who becomes the leader

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  181. because at the end of the day, the real

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  182. leader is the Israeli deep state who pulls

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  183. all the strings. America pulls our

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  184. strings. We can't even fire our Trident

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  185. nukes without Mummy America's permission,

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  186. you know. Couldn't even retake

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  187. the Suez Canal because stupid America was

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  188. like, don't do that. And then we were

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  189. like, oh yes, Mummy.

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  190. Stupid America, I think they're so good.

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  191. When you're gonna make videos?

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  192. Um, I made 6 videos yesterday and

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  193. 5 videos today, but you're not interested

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  194. in video games, so you didn't watch them,

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  195. I guess. I'm not making videos anymore

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  196. because they don't get any views and I

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  197. don't have any ideas. The only videos I

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  198. can make now are just rubbish clickbait.

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  199. That takes me like 10 minutes to make,

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  200. that I just shit out like diarrhea.

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  201. But for the main channel, I don't know. I

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  202. don't have any ideas. I don't have any

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  203. idea what could get views. I don't have

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  204. anything funny to talk about. So yeah,

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  205. I'm just gonna stream until this channel

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  206. is completely dead, and then I'm just

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  207. gonna delete everything and just rebrand

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  208. it to another random gaming channel. And

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  209. that will be the end of hiding in my room.

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  210. Sad, pathetic end.

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  211. Not even going out with a bang or

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  212. Where did you get the game footage? Um,

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  213. from the game that I bought so I could use

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  214. it to make game footage, idiot. Where else

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  215. do you think I got it? I've got all the

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  216. game footage on my computer.

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  217. Look, that's all my game footage.

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  218. I've got, I've got like 40

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  219. gigabytes of Helldivers 2 footage

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  220. that I need to get rid of. Look, here's

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  221. That's my game footage.

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  222. Chris Broad uploaded a new video, changed

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  223. the title 3 times. Yeah, because he's

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  224. sitting there pressing the refresh button.

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  225. The video probably got like 9 out of 10,

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  226. and then he was like, oh, stupid YouTube

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  227. idiot viewers won't watch my video. So

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  228. they changed the title because he's

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  229. frustrated with the views, and they

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  230. changed it again, and he's probably gonna

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  231. change the thumbnail. People getting bored

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  232. of his stupid videos. All his videos are

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  233. like— what was his last one?

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  234. Foreigners ruining Japan or something.

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  235. All they do is talk about the same

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  236. rubbish.

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  237. Chris has gotten really lazy with his

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  238. videos. The one before that was just him

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  239. and Connor sitting in a hotel room on the

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  240. bed Talking about things you never knew

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  241. about Japan, like you mustn't

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  242. use chopsticks when you eat sushi. I don't

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  243. know, something stupid. I think Chris is

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  244. done. He's peaked. I predicted

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  245. it a long time ago.

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  246. I don't really know what videos to make.

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  247. Maybe when I get back home to the UK and

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  248. I'm feeling a bit more comfy, might try

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  249. and make some videos, but I really don't

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  250. know what to talk about.

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  251. Are you going to say goodbye to Blood

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  252. Bucket in person? No,

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  253. but we already said goodbye in the

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  254. messages, personal messages.

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  255. Yeah, I'm done making stupid videos. I

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  256. can't be bothered anymore. Fucking waste

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  257. of time. What's the point?

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  258. Don't have any ideas why

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  259. I don't give a shit anymore.

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  260. Why I'm bored of Japan. Ah, so boring

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  261. making videos. You've got to think of a

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  262. title, think of points,

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  263. think about how to explain your points.

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  264. I just can't be bothered anymore.

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  265. If you don't have a point, then you can't

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  266. make a video, really. You gotta have like

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  267. a point or a take or an opinion on

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  268. something.

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  269. Don't know what to do anymore.

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  270. Maybe I gotta get a job.

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  271. I think doing YouTube has actually become

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  272. as boring or maybe more boring than just

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  273. getting a job. It used to be fun

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  274. and exciting. It's just kind

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  275. of boring now.

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  276. I don't think I've ever been so bored

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  277. doing something in my whole life.

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  278. Sent back the pocket Wi-Fi, so that's

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  279. done. And booked my Osaka apartment,

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  280. and I booked— yeah, booked everything

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  281. basically. All I need to buy now is food,

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  282. trains.

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  283. Try out my sushi bath bomb tonight.

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  284. Really don't want to have to pack so much.

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  285. I might have to put the hair dryer in the

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  286. bin Because the hotels I'm going to next

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  287. will have a hairdryer, and this is just

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  288. bulking up my backpack for no reason.

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  289. Get rid of that.

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  290. What's Osaka apartment for? Well, she—

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  291. well, I have to go back to Osaka to get my

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  292. flight back home, so we're going to spend

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  293. a few nights in Osaka, and she asked me to

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  294. get an apartment so we could do cooking in

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  295. it. So I've got this apartment It is

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  296. around Honmachi, which I quite like. It's

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  297. got kitchens, got balconies, quite nice.

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  298. It's pretty cheap too, just a couple

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  299. hundred pounds for a few nights. I didn't

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  300. do any cooking here, couldn't be bothered.

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  301. I just had a sandwich and crisps.

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  302. Yeah, a sushi bath bomb should

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  303. be interesting. I'm gonna smell like fish

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  304. and vinegar when I come out. Gonna be

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  305. delicious. Cooking isn't

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  306. gonna save you money. Yeah, when you're

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  307. just cooking for a few days, there's

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  308. literally no point because you buy like a

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  309. box of meat, it will be ¥600-800.

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  310. That's more than a bento. And then you

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  311. gotta buy sauce as well, and you gotta buy

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  312. rice and vegetables. Cooking is only worth

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  313. it if you can bulk buy cheap stuff and

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  314. you're here for months and months and

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  315. you've got like sauce and oils and you got

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  316. condiments. But for one meal, two meals,

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  317. cooking is not cheaper. It's best to just

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  318. get a bento.

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  319. Cooking is for when you live somewhere.

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  320. Bentos and fast food is when you're not

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  321. really living anywhere. He's just like

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  322. traveling or something.

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  323. God, I'm so full up. I don't know why. I

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  324. just had like a chocolate croissant and

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  325. a ham sandwich and a packet of crisps. I

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  326. feel stuffed.

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  327. Got nothing in the fridge. I can't

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  328. believe I spent ¥1,000 just to get this

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  329. stupid Snoopy cloth. What a scam.

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  330. There's a machine in Akihabara. Put in

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  331. ¥1,000 and it gives you a random prize.

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  332. It says you could get a Switch.

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  333. Yeah, what a scam.

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  334. There's no way there's a Switch in there.

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  335. There's no way to check to see if there is

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  336. a Switch in there or not. They could be

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  337. scamming you.

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  338. What did I have yesterday? I had— oh, I

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  339. had a kebab. I went to— what's that place?

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  340. Takeshita Street. They got a kebab thing

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  341. there. I had kebab and then I had Chinese

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  342. food. And then the day before I had— oh,

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  343. I had— I just had Beef and rice.

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  344. It was okay.

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  345. Yeah, this is the end. It's been a good

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  346. trip. Had over 2 months of suffering.

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  347. It really was a vibe, don't you think?

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  348. Like the guest house, the stalking. I

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  349. didn't actually stalk anyone though.

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  350. Unless you can say that I stalked a

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  351. building. I didn't really stalk anyone.

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  352. Stalking means you track them down and

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  353. then you follow them around, or you wait

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  354. outside where they work, that kind of

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  355. stuff. I didn't do that, so I don't see

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  356. how I stalked anyone. I literally just

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  357. went to a building that I used to live in,

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  358. so I didn't fucking stalk anyone.

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  359. Calling me a stalker. Shut the fuck up.

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  360. Literally didn't stalk anyone. Just walked

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  361. around my old neighborhood where I used to

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  362. live when I was married. How's that

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  363. stalking? Can't stalk a building, can you?

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  364. Stupid idiots. Anyway, yeah,

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  365. that was the whole vibe of the Japan trip,

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  366. I guess. Being stuck in that horrible

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  367. guest house. By the way, I blocked the

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  368. guest house and I didn't give them the

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  369. money for the cleaning, so they can suck

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  370. it. What are they gonna

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  371. do about it? They probably messaged me and

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  372. I didn't get it because I blocked them.

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  373. Haha, that's what you get. Think I'm gonna

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  374. do the cleaning? I gave— I put ¥1,000

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  375. in the room to get rid of the bedsheets.

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  376. Because I'm not a complete dick, but I'm

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  377. not cleaning. They think they can charge

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  378. me for cleaning. Suck my ball.

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  379. Ah,

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  380. shittest guest house ever. Never go to

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  381. that guest house. Do not ever stay there.

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  382. It's rubbish, full of idiots. You bing

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  383. bang bing bong all night and don't go to

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  384. Stupid American guy ruined my whole trip.

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  385. What if they charge your card? Well, I'll

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  386. just phone up the bank, tell them to give

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  387. me my money back.

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  388. Let me check my bank. Oh, I checked

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  389. OnlyFans and there's

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  390. been about 5 or 6 people still paying me

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  391. every month. For over a year, and I had

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  392. $500 built up in my account on OnlyFans.

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  393. I requested a payout, it should be coming

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  394. soon, so that's a nice little bonus. I

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  395. haven't checked it in ages, people are

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  396. still paying for nothing.

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  397. I thought maybe I'd put some new stuff on

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  398. it, but I don't know what to do. Dress up

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  399. as a maid.

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  400. No, I don't think they can just charge my

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  401. credit card without my permission, can

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  402. No, I didn't want to do OnlyFans in

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  403. Thailand. It would have felt weird,

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  404. caused me problems.

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  405. It said one pending transaction on my

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  406. credit card. It's just for the hotel.

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  407. It's Flywire, they don't do that. Yes!

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  408. I win! They thought they can get me to

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  409. clean my room. No one ever tells me to

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  410. clean my room. I don't think I'm gonna pay

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  411. for it either. I already paid a crazy

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  412. amount to stay in some slummy crap hole.

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  413. You do the cleaning. It's literally 10

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  414. minutes of vacuuming. Get the stupid

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  415. cleaner to clean it. That's what she's

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  416. paid for, isn't it? Tell me to clean my

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  417. room. Just get fucked, Lydia.

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  418. The biggest thing that pissed me off was

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  419. when I put my rubbish out. I put it out on

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  420. the wrong day. I put it out on I don't

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  421. know, Friday instead of Sunday, and then

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  422. they messaged me saying, you put your

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  423. rubbish out on the wrong day, please come

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  424. back and take it back to your room.

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  425. That's what pissed me off. It's just 2

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  426. days of plastic bottles in a green bag.

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  427. Just leave it there until it's the right

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  428. day. Why? Oh my God, I hate the rubbish

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  429. stuff here. It's so annoying.

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  430. I was at this restaurant Not really a

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  431. restaurant, more like Starbucks. I sat

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  432. down at this table and then these 2

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  433. Japanese people sat next to me and they

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  434. were cleaning all the seats and the table

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  435. with little wet wipes, like they got OCD

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  436. germ phobia. It was so pathetic.

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  437. Japanese people are so weirdly OCD about

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  438. the stupidest things. The table wasn't

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  439. even dirty. They had all these wet wipes.

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  440. I thought maybe they work here, but they

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  441. didn't. They're just completely wiping

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  442. down everything. They make

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  443. no sense here.

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  444. Nothing on those seats or table is going

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  445. to hurt you. What, you think there's like

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  446. anthrax smeared over the surfaces or

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  447. something? Your stupid little wet wipe's

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  448. not gonna help if it's actually something

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  449. deadly. People here make no sense.

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  450. They're like OCD about the weirdest

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  451. things, especially about cleanliness and

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  452. germs.

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  453. It's just so cringe. It's just lame.

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  454. The people here, like, the opposite of

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  455. cool. Get fed up.

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  456. I don't know why. It's like you spend too

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  457. much time in Japan, all these little

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  458. things start getting very annoying.

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  459. Nitpicky things you notice about the

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  460. Well, not gonna be here much longer. I

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  461. wish there was a plug nearer. Oh, there is

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  462. a plug down there. Oh, there's one there

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  463. Where should I put this plug?

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  464. I'm so glad I don't have to do that

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  465. walking, endless walking anymore.

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  466. It's gonna be loud for

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  467. the people downstairs. I can sit here. Oh

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  468. wow, thanks Underground Sounds for Premium

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  469. Club.

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  470. Ah, I can sit here and charge my phone.

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  471. This is the best.

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  472. Put my feet up. Don't have to walk

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  473. anymore, getting attacked by chavs.

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  474. I worked hard for all that money that I've

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  475. already blown. I think I made about

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  476. £5,000, but I've spent like £7,000

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  477. whilst being in Japan. I don't know where

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  478. all the money's gone.

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  479. I think I spent about £450 on food alone

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  480. this month,

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  481. and all these hotels and apartments

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  482. starting to cost quite a bit.

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  483. Yeah, the ryokan is like ¥500 for one

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  484. night. But, you know, it's just

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  485. a one-time experience in your whole life.

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  486. It's a bit of luxury, but it should be a

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  487. nice memory. And now is probably one of

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  488. the best times to splurge in Japan because

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  489. of the weak yen. The yen hasn't been this

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  490. cheap in decades.

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  491. This apartment has been really nice.

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  492. Tonight's my last night. Bath every

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  493. night, peace and quiet, nice table, nice

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  494. bed. When I get

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  495. back home to England, I've got like

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  496. £15,000 of Debt to repay.

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  497. £11K to my mum, £2.5K to my credit card.

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  498. I got my YouTube money a couple days ago,

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  499. it's all gone already. I got £1,100 from

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  500. YouTube, but I was always already

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  501. overdrafted £800, so as soon as it came

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  502. in, £800 was eaten out of it. That left me

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  503. with £300 And then I had to book a hotel

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  504. in Osaka. That's £200 gone. Now I've only

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  505. got £60 left. I probably will have to skip

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  506. paying my mum this month or I'll go into

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  507. overdraft again. I'll just pay her back

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  508. next month. £500.

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  509. Oh, thanks, Underground Sounds. Have you

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  510. had cereal? Uh, I don't kiss

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  511. and tell anymore. You put your time living

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  512. in Osaka shithole, you earned this place,

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  513. but go outside. I did go outside. I just

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  514. didn't film anything. I went to Asakusa

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  515. Meiji Shrine, had a look at Tokyo Tower— I

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  516. mean, Tokyo Skytree— went to Akihabara

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  517. and Shibuya. But there's nothing to film.

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  518. It's just buildings and loads and loads

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  519. and loads of people. There's nothing to

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  520. film. If I filmed something, the title

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  521. would just be loads and loads of people

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  522. and buildings in Japan.

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  523. Oh wow, thanks very much. Have you had

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  524. cereal? No,

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  525. not yet.

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  526. You're never gonna pay back your mum at

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  527. £500 a year. Yeah, well, I don't have to.

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  528. I just pay her back £500 a month.

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  529. It's like the government debt of countries

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  530. is never gonna be paid back, is it?

    Segment details34:15–34:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_529
  531. America has like $30 trillion in debt.

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  532. They're never gonna pay it off. They're

    Segment details34:22–34:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_531
  533. just gonna pay interest on what they owe

    Segment details34:26–34:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_532
  534. and then just forever stay in debt.

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  535. That's just how it works.

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  536. I'll just pay her back bit by bit.

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  537. Oh, thanks. Must feel nice chilling.

    Segment details34:45–34:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_536
  538. Talking to us gets boring. Well, it only

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  539. gets boring if there's nothing to talk

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  540. about. When there's stuff to talk about,

    Segment details34:52–34:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_539
  541. I like talking to you guys, but sometimes

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  542. there's just nothing to talk about and I

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  543. don't know what to do. Tonight's my last

    Segment details35:00–35:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_542
  544. night. I got no plans, so I thought I'd go

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  545. live. I will

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  546. go to the airport tomorrow to meet my

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  547. girlfriend.

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  548. I don't know why Narita Airport is so far

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  549. away from Tokyo. It's like an hour and a

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  550. half. To get to Narita Airport. It's all

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  551. the way out in the middle of nowhere.

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  552. Haneda Airport's better because it's

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  553. actually in the city.

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  554. Us Americans are in debt for life.

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  555. Yeah, that's what I hear. I hear that

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  556. everyone's in credit card debt in America.

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  557. Well, I'm only in debt £2,500.

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  558. Actually, £2,700 now.

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  559. I'm gonna have to buy some kind of bullet

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  560. train back to Osaka. Must feel nice

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  561. chilling. Talking to us gets boring.

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  562. Yeah, it is nice to be off, off YouTube

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  563. for a few days. Golly, us Americans are in

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  564. debt for life. Haha. Oh, thanks.

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  565. Yeah, it's nice to have a break and just

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  566. not talk. My whole job is about

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  567. talking. It's nice to stop talking for a

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  568. Who's gonna pick you up from the airport?

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  569. Yeah, that's another thing. I gotta book a

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  570. taxi, and that's gonna cost like £130,

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  571. but I'm not going to get a train into

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  572. London. I hate London, and it

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  573. will take hours to get back. I wish my mum

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  574. would just pick me up, but she keeps

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  575. saying she's scared of the motorway. The

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  576. motorway is the easiest part of driving,

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  577. and I'm scared of driving. I don't know

    Segment details36:53–36:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_576
  578. why she's so scared of the motorway. You

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  579. just get on and then you drive in a

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  580. straight line until you get to where

    Segment details36:59–37:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_579
  581. you're going, and then you get off. How is

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  582. it scary?

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  583. If my dad was still alive, he would have

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  584. been waiting at the airport to pick me up.

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  585. He'd be like, hello Daniel, how was Japan?

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  586. Did you have a nice time? Oh, I was fixing

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  587. the balcony whilst you were gone. There

    Segment details37:20–37:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_586
  588. was a leak. And I'd be like, oh, did you

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  589. fix it? That's what the conversation was

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  590. like.

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  591. Joining the motorway is scary. Yeah, if

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  592. it's busy. I've joined the motorway once,

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  593. but it was very not busy.

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  594. I hate joining that big main road when you

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  595. come off the slip road, so I don't know

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  596. what to do if there's a car going really

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  597. fast behind you. You have to like

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  598. speed up to match his speed, or— because

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  599. you can't slow down on the slip road, can

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  600. you? It's not like you stop and then you

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  601. give way and then join the main road. You

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  602. can't do that on a slip road.

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  603. So I don't know, just drive in front

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  604. of the car that's behind you driving

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  605. really quickly.

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  606. Yeah, my sister's boyfriend's got a car

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  607. now. He passed his test and got a car

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  608. straight away. He could

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  609. pick me up.

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  610. Dave Gibson could pick me up. Now I just

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  611. get an Uber. I got an Uber from last time

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  612. when we got back from Malaysia. My mum's

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  613. hearing aid battery died on the plane on

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  614. the flight home from Malaysia, and then my

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  615. sister and her boyfriend went back their

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  616. separate— went their separate ways, so I

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  617. had to take my mum home. My mum was

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  618. completely deaf because her hearing aid

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  619. had no battery. So I was like trying to

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  620. use hand signals to point where we had to

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  621. go. It was so frustrating.

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  622. And then the guy picked us up in a Toyota

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  623. Prius. My mum was just sitting there not

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  624. saying anything. It was really awkward.

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  625. It was like we had fallen out and we

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  626. weren't— she was really tired and grumpy

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  627. and she couldn't hear. So there's

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  628. no point in me talking because she

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  629. wouldn't hear it. So we were just sitting

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  630. in the car in silence. It was really

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  631. awkward.

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  632. I'll just get an Uber,

    Segment details39:35–39:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_631
  633. or I might get some kind of taxi service

    Segment details39:39–39:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_632
  634. where they wait for you with the pickup.

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  635. Piece of paper holding— saying your name

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  636. So yeah, I still expect to have to spend

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  637. another couple hundred pounds. It's gonna

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  638. cost a couple hundred to get back to Osaka

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  639. from here, and then £130 for taxi. All the

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  640. hotels are booked. I'm hoping my

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  641. girlfriend actually paid me some money to

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  642. help pay for stuff.

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  643. I'm halfway to maxing out my credit card.

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  644. Girlfriend's coming tomorrow. I've got to

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  645. go to the airport.

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  646. I think my fish are dead. I asked her

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  647. where— what happened to my fish. She says

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  648. she doesn't know. Sure you don't

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  649. know. She said she gave it to her friend.

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  650. I said, I thought you gave it to your

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  651. sister. She said my sister didn't know how

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  652. to look after it. The friend probably ate

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  653. it. I don't know. They're probably all

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  654. dead now. My fishy fish.

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  655. I looked after them for such a long time.

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  656. No, I'm not gonna stream with her. I

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  657. already sent the pocket Wi-Fi back.

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  658. It's gone.

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  659. Good thing this place has good Wi-Fi.

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  660. Yeah, so I got 2 weeks travel around Japan

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  661. and Tokyo and then head back home, go to

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  662. Beijing, change flights,

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  663. change planes, and back to Heathrow.

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  664. Oh, thanks Jenkins. Is your mum good at

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  665. English? Um, not very

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  666. good. Good enough, I guess.

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  667. Thought you had one week. It's like 10

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  668. days, 12 days. It's nearly 2 weeks.

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  669. I don't really feel excited to travel

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  670. around Japan though, because I've been

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  671. here for such a long time already. The

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  672. magic for me is gone.

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  673. But I gotta show her a good time using my

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  674. expansive knowledge of Japan.

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  675. It's her first time in Tokyo as well.

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  676. I can't wait to leave Japan, to be honest.

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  677. I'm so fucking bored. Everything's so

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  678. fucking expensive. Is your mom good at

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  679. English, Dan? Oh, thanks. Yes.

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  680. Okay, I guess I'm

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  681. just bleeding money out everywhere on

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  682. everything. I try not to spend anything

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  683. today.

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  684. Yeah, I don't think I spent much today.

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  685. Just a couple pounds.

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  686. Don't know what to do when I get home.

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  687. Helldivers 2 doesn't really get many views

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  688. anymore cuz it's not trending.

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  689. I don't know what's trending. There's some

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  690. game called XDefiant, but I can't be

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  691. bothered playing it. Looks really boring.

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  692. No, I miss when Helldivers was really

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  693. popular. It was so easy making videos.

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  694. Thought Japan is cheap? Uh,

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  695. not when you want to have a nice place to

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  696. stay in like this. Oh, thanks,

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  697. Frank. What kind of beer do I like? I

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  698. actually kind of like Thai beer. Chang

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  699. beer is pretty good. I like Sing Tao.

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  700. I like the Southeast Asian country beers

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  701. more than Japanese beer.

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  702. Can you explain why Japan is expensive?

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  703. Um,

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  704. Well, hmm,

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  705. if you eat out a lot and you keep buying

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  706. bentos and McDonald's, you're gonna spend

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  707. like $500 a month on food unless you

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  708. do some cooking, which you probably won't

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  709. Unless you get a kitchen. To get a place

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  710. with a kitchen, it's going to cost you

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  711. thousands a month. Hey, what kind of beer

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  712. do you like? Japan is cheap when

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  713. you have a wife or girlfriend and she can

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  714. get you an apartment, or you just live

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  715. with her, and then you just go to the

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  716. supermarket and you buy bean sprouts,

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  717. rice, beef, and make nabe every day. Then

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  718. it is really cheap. But if you're

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  719. traveling every week Getting on trains and

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  720. bullet trains, eating yakiniku and

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  721. McDonald's.

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  722. What else? Booking hotels and stuff.

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  723. Getting on trains, it really starts adding

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  724. up. You can spend thousands every month.

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  725. Some food is so good, but it's expensive.

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  726. Like yakiniku is really good.

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  727. But you're going to be spending like $100

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  728. for 2 people.

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  729. Um, sushi though is okay, but you're

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  730. going to be spending a couple thousand

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  731. yen. Everything's just expensive if you

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  732. eat out to get nice food.

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  733. So I haven't done any cooking. I keep

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  734. eating out. And I keep getting nice food

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  735. and it gets expensive. When I was in

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  736. Thailand, I didn't have this problem

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  737. because I had a home and I had a kitchen

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  738. and we would just cook. And I actually

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  739. preferred cooking and watching Netflix

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  740. than going to a restaurant.

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  741. So yeah, it does get expensive.

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  742. Being anywhere short-term is just always

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  743. going to be more expensive than being

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  744. somewhere long-term,

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  745. unfortunately.

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  746. Do you still want to move to Malaysia?

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  747. Hmm, I had a look at hotels and they're

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  748. really cheap. It's like £400 for Kuala

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  749. Lumpur, one studio apartment room,

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  750. and it looks really nice. Balcony,

    Segment details47:08–47:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_749
  751. kitchen, living room, kitchen, bedroom,

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  752. just for £400. So yeah, I guess Malaysia

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  753. could be an option, but really I'm not

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  754. thinking of traveling right now. I just

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  755. want to go home for a good while and save

    Segment details47:23–47:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_754
  756. up money, enjoy being back home for a

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  757. maybe do some other projects like Build a

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  758. gaming computer, build a new fish tank,

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  759. do some driving. I want to do some things

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  760. in the UK that I haven't been able to do

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  761. whilst traveling. GTA 6

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  762. coming out next year. I don't know, GTA 6,

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  763. I don't think I can make videos about it

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  764. because it's a very dumb game. Games are

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  765. starting to get boring for me. Yeah, it's

    Segment details48:02–48:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_764
  766. boring for me too, but it's the best way

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  767. to get YouTube views. You just jump onto

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  768. the trend. GTA 6— I don't know how to make

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  769. videos for GTA. You've either got to be

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  770. funny and do funny mods and do funny

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  771. things, but that needs creativity. You

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  772. can't really do guides for GTA because

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  773. there's no— it's not really an RPG.

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  774. There's no loadouts or tactics. Or enemy

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  775. types. The enemy types are just policemen

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  776. and helicopters and tanks. I don't know if

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  777. there's still tanks in it, but a game like

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  778. an RPG or Helldivers, you've got different

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  779. enemy types with different armor, you've

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  780. got different loadouts, stratagems,

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  781. different weapons, different armor. You

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  782. don't have that in GTA, so I don't know

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  783. how to make a guide. Top 5 SMGs in GTA 6.

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  784. I don't know what to do. I want to play

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  785. it, but I don't really feel like I could

    Segment details48:58–49:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_784
  786. make a lot of videos about it. I would do

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  787. do not buy GTA 6, it sucks.

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  788. But it's still a long way away. I think

    Segment details49:07–49:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_787
  789. it's coming out end of next year.

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  790. Try Elden Ring DLC next month.

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  791. But it's really hard making

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  792. personality-based videos when you've kind

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  793. of become irrelevant and you've kind of

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  794. lost the spark. I can't go

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  795. back to being cringe old Daniel anymore.

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  796. He died.

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  797. So I can't really make videos anymore

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  798. where it's like personality-driven.

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  799. Uh, maybe I can do some trolling videos

    Segment details49:51–49:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_798
  800. like why Japan sucks. I don't know,

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  801. it's really hard

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  802. now.

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  803. Maybe I just do live streams.

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  804. Or do tech stuff. I had a look at the new

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  805. iPad Pro in the Apple Shop. It is exactly

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  806. the same as my old iPad. I had the M1 chip

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  807. iPad Pro and I literally cannot tell the

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  808. difference. It's lighter and it's thinner,

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  809. yeah, but who cares? It's not like the

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  810. first iPad was heavy. The new Apple

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  811. Pencil, it does like a hover thing So

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  812. you hover the tip of the pencil above the

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  813. screen and it does like a pop-up menu

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  814. thing, like a mouse. I don't really care.

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  815. It is a nice-looking device to watch

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  816. Netflix and YouTube,

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  817. browse the internet, book some hotels on

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  818. it. I guess I could do my spreadsheet on

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  819. it. I wouldn't want to do any gaming on

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  820. it. No Helldivers on iPad, is there?

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  821. So it would just be like a second screen

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  822. to watch stuff on but not really do

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  823. anything on it. It's just like an

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  824. expensive tablet for rich people.

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  825. I wouldn't buy it.

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  826. I have really changed since 2022.

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  827. I just, I can't do this YouTube thing

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  828. anymore. It's too hard.

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  829. I just don't really have this interest in

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  830. being this meme YouTuber

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  831. character.

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  832. Back in the day, I really really wanted to

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  833. be that thing. Now I don't know what I

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  834. want to be. I want to be an investor,

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  835. but it's hard.

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  836. Meet Seeker Sam? No, he didn't

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  837. even message me. I was supposed to meet

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  838. someone today, but he said he was sick.

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  839. He said, I'll message you if I feel

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  840. better, and then he never messaged me.

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  841. The gay guy just said he was busy until

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  842. 1st of June. I said I'm not gonna be here

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  843. on 1st of June, so all my plans to meet

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  844. any people kind of all failed. Didn't meet

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  845. that Shin girl, but she didn't message me

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  846. either, so she probably wasn't even that

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  847. interested. I don't know why the arrange—

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  848. the meeting of Shin was being arranged

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  849. through some other guy. Instead of me

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  850. just directly talking to her like we used

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  851. to. She didn't message me, so I don't

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  852. care. If people don't want

    Segment details52:59–53:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_851
  853. to put the effort into meeting me, then

    Segment details53:03–53:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_852
  854. they can go suck it. Not important.

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  855. You gotta prioritize the people who do put

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  856. the effort into seeing you. I'm not trying

    Segment details53:13–53:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_855
  857. to bend over backwards to meet people who

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  858. don't really seem interested. Don't have

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  859. enough time for this shit.

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  860. Got plans and I'm busy.

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  861. Well, I was interested in meeting lots of

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  862. people for stream content. Like, I was

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  863. gonna hopefully stream with the gay guy

    Segment details53:35–53:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_862
  864. and I wanted to stream with Shin, but I

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  865. can't be bothered anymore. That was back

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  866. in April when I was into that. Because I

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  867. was all excited about my new stream life.

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  868. Now I'm just fed up with it. I'm fed up

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  869. with meeting people.

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  870. I'm not interested in making content

    Segment details53:57–54:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_869
  871. anymore. I just want to relax until I

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  872. leave Japan. I'm done.

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  873. What are you busy with? Playing Helldivers

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  874. 2 and planning my

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  875. Tokyo trip.

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  876. Took me ages to find a nice apartment to

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  877. book in Osaka. I went through nearly all

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  878. of them. Sometimes it looks good,

    Segment details54:28–54:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_877
  879. but you go on the reviews and people say

    Segment details54:31–54:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_878
  880. stuff like, the kitchen really stinks.

    Segment details54:33–54:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_879
  881. The toilet room really smells bad, and

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  882. then I think, okay, I don't want to go

    Segment details54:39–54:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_881
  883. there now. I'm not gonna spend all this

    Segment details54:41–54:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_882
  884. money to stay in this place and the place

    Segment details54:43–54:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_883
  885. smells like sewage. Get it sorted.

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  886. Why is my nose blocked? Finding it hard to

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  887. breathe. Oh,

    Segment details54:58–55:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_886
  888. thanks, Jenkins. Nobody text me back

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  889. either. Oh,

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  890. I'm kind of relieved, I guess. Couldn't

    Segment details55:08–55:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_889
  891. really be bothered to meet anymore.

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  892. Oh well, if it was meant to be, it was

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  893. meant to be.

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  894. I can't breathe, my nose is all blocked

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  895. up. Nobody text me back either. Eyes are

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  896. chill now. Oh, thanks. Don't worry about

    Segment details55:34–55:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_895
  897. it, it'll be fine. Why is my leg all

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  898. Why did you get an Osaka apartment?

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  899. Because I'm

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  900. flying out of Osaka. To go back to the UK,

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  901. so I have to go back to Osaka. The reason

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  902. why I booked a flight out of Osaka instead

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  903. of out of Tokyo is because when I booked—

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  904. when I planned my Japan trip, I didn't

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  905. know my girlfriend was going to come to

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  906. Japan to meet me. That was definitely not—

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  907. I thought she was going to go to America

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  908. and she was going to work in America for

    Segment details56:19–56:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_907
  909. like a year or 2. She goes to America and

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  910. she leaves after 2 months, and now she's

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  911. like saying she's coming to Japan. So all

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  912. my plans got twisted upside down and

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  913. I had to edit my plans. I was just going

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  914. to stay in Osaka for the whole trip and

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  915. then fly out of Osaka. Now I'm in Tokyo

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  916. because if she's coming to Japan, I don't

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  917. want to visit Osaka again with her. So I

    Segment details56:41–56:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_916
  918. said, let's visit Tokyo this time,

    Segment details56:44–56:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_917
  919. but it means I have to end up going back

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  920. to Osaka to get my flight out. So yeah,

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  921. it's a bit convoluted.

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  922. Oh, thanks, Jenkins. Try Benadryl.

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  923. I don't know, I think my sinus is just

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  924. blocked. It'll clear up in a minute.

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  925. Why people keep going on about TK Sam? I

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  926. haven't talked to him in years.

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  927. Goodbye. Oh, I gotta do laundry. Keep

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  928. forgetting. I might put a towel in the

    Segment details57:27–57:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_927
  929. laundry too. I've got no more underwear.

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  930. All my underwear is dirty and smells like

    Segment details57:34–57:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_929
  931. dick and ass.

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  932. I think I've got one pair of socks left.

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  933. I might just put everything in the

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  934. laundry. I've got all Jelly drink and

    Segment details57:44–57:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_933
  935. juice stains inside of my jacket pockets

    Segment details57:45–57:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_934
  936. where I put the rubbish in the pockets and

    Segment details57:49–57:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_935
  937. it leaked out. Do I

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  938. enjoy the smell? Yeah, I like the smell of

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  939. my woolly. Smells like meat.

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  940. Smells like a sausage. Oh, I give

    Segment details58:03–58:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_939
  941. it a suck. I like

    Segment details58:06–58:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_940
  942. the meaty smell. Of the human genitals.

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  943. It is basically just oils and salt on

    Segment details58:13–58:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_942
  944. meat. Delicious.

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  945. What's that? Better put this jacket in the

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  946. wash too. I haven't washed it in weeks.

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  947. Oh wow, thanks Jenkins. Try some Benadryl,

    Segment details58:29–58:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_946
  948. that helps IDK if Japan has that.

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  949. No, I'm okay. I'll be good.

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  950. Hmm, what else should I wash? I really

    Segment details58:44–58:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_949
  951. should wash these trousers, but I don't

    Segment details58:45–58:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_950
  952. want to walk around in my underwear. My

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  953. willy might slip out.

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  954. These are already clean.

    Segment details58:53–58:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_953
  955. I guess I don't need that big beefy power

    Segment details58:57–58:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_954
  956. bank anymore, although it could be useful

    Segment details58:59–59:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_955
  957. later. When I'm on the train and stuff.

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  958. The granny jacket— it's not a granny

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  959. jacket, it's just a nice fleece.

    Segment details59:07–59:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_958
  960. Put in the last packet of detergent.

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  961. Oh, it smells so good.

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  962. I might have to wash my jeans too. I don't

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  963. know, I don't really care. I might put the

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  964. jeans in the bin actually. I don't like

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  965. those jeans. They make my legs look really

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  966. skinny. I think they are slim jeans.

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  967. They're like slim fit jeans,

    Segment details59:44–59:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_966
  968. but on me they make my legs look like

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  969. sticks. I don't think I want to wear them

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  970. anymore, but they're expensive. They were

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  971. like $50 in Bangkok.

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  972. And they do fit me well. I just don't

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  973. really like the cut. I don't think

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  974. you have to wash jeans that much. I

    Segment details1:00:05–1:00:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_973
  975. already washed it a couple weeks ago. It

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  976. should be fine. It's from this company

    Segment details1:00:09–1:00:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_975
  977. called Guess. It's supposed to be a good

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  978. brand. I don't really care

    Segment details1:00:14–1:00:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_977
  979. what I look like anymore. It's not like

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  980. I'm going on dates or whatever.

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  981. Hmm, dengen.

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  982. Copyright claim. Oh,

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  983. thanks, Dante. How much US dollar is

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  984. enough to stay 3 weeks in Japan? If you

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  985. want a horrible crappy time, you could

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  986. come on a note,

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  987. $500. You book a capsule hotel. Capsule

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  988. hotel for a month would probably be like

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  989. $250. You've got $250 left, which would be

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  990. plenty for food, but then you can't go

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  991. anywhere nice, you can't get good food,

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  992. you have to get earplugs. It won't be

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  993. great. Yeah, I reckon you could do a month

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  994. in Japan for like $600, $700, but it won't

    Segment details1:01:08–1:01:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_993
  995. be great. I would recommend $2,000

    Segment details1:01:11–1:01:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_994
  996. to get yourself— I mean, you won't be able

    Segment details1:01:15–1:01:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_995
  997. to get a place like this. A place like

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  998. this would be like $3,000 for a month.

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  999. Maybe an Apple Hotel. Yeah, Apple Hotel

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  1000. would be like $1,000 a month, and you got

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  1001. $1,000 left for food. Get yakiniku and

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  1002. stuff. How much USD is enough to stay 3

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  1003. weeks in Japan? Depends how

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  1004. much suffering you can tolerate. But I

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  1005. wouldn't recommend coming here and then

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  1006. suffering and having a rubbish time. You

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  1007. want to come here and have a good time,

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  1008. don't you? So I would recommend you just

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  1009. save up as much money as you can, really.

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  1010. Depends how long you want to wait. If you

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  1011. can wait longer and save up more, that's

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  1012. best.

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  1013. Yeah, well, if you really are broke and

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  1014. you want to come to Japan soon, you could

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  1015. do it Get a capsule hotel or like a

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  1016. dormitory, or an Apple Hotel is pretty

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  1017. cheap. It's like $50 a night.

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  1018. It stops when you take the lid off. 47

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  1019. minutes. Laundry time.

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  1020. Guest house. Oh my God, I don't know.

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  1021. Guest houses are not fun. It's full of

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  1022. annoying people who have no brains.

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  1023. Like, that American guy was such a stupid

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  1024. dipshit. He's like, oh yeah, the walls are

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  1025. really thin here, and then he continues to

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  1026. talk on the phone Very late at night,

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  1027. bangs everything, laughs and chuckles to

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  1028. himself. I understand he understands the

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  1029. walls are thin, but he still doesn't try

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  1030. to make any effort to keep the noise down.

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  1031. Is he stupid or something?

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  1032. I can't stand people like that.

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  1033. That was definitely the worst guest house,

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  1034. I'll ever say that. But usually guest

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  1035. houses are not like that. They're usually

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  1036. like a hotel building with a corridor with

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  1037. individual rooms down the corridor. But

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  1038. this one was like apartment units. Unit,

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  1039. unit, unit, unit. Within the unit,

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  1040. there's 3 rooms and a shower and toilet,

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  1041. and you share it with 2 other guys. It's

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  1042. kind of like this place. Like, imagine if—

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  1043. imagine if you got the entrance here. So

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  1044. the guest house is basically— imagine you

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  1045. just got this place and you refurbished it

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  1046. and you cut it into 3 rooms. So you've got

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  1047. entrance here, people come in, and then

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  1048. there'll be like a hallway here, and then

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  1049. like a fake paper wall along here, and

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  1050. this will be the corridor. And you've got

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  1051. room 1 then room 2, and then room 3 down

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  1052. the corridor, and then you're living next

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  1053. to each other and the walls are really

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  1054. cheaply made. This wall looks good.

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  1055. No, it's pretty thin. They don't put

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  1056. anything in the walls. I feel like I could

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  1057. just punch this, put my fist into it.

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  1058. I could definitely put my fist straight

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  1059. through this wall. Listen to this, it's

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  1060. hollow. It's just hollow cardboard or

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  1061. something. There's nothing sturdy about

    Segment details1:04:47–1:04:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1060
  1062. it. Stupid rubbish construction

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  1063. in Japan. Look at this.

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  1064. I feel like I could just knock this down

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  1065. with my knee. I could go like smash a hole

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  1066. into it and break my kneecap.

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  1067. Yeah, it's all just really thin,

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  1068. but I can't hear anything here. I think

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  1069. this wall is different. Listen. Oh, oh my

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  1070. God, that's pretty loud.

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  1071. Huh, it's weird. It seems like the walls

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  1072. are hollow,

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  1073. but I can't hear anything. I saw this

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  1074. big Muslim family check in yesterday.

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  1075. About six of them with kids, and they

    Segment details1:05:36–1:05:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1074
  1076. moved into the room that way. But I can't

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  1077. hear anything, so the soundproofing must

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  1078. be good. Oh, there was an earthquake

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  1079. last night. I was brushing my teeth, and

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  1080. then suddenly it was like this. I was

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  1081. here. I was brushing my teeth, and then

    Segment details1:05:53–1:05:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1080
  1082. everything was like whoo, and I was like,

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  1083. "Whoa, was that an earthquake?" That was.

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  1084. Nuts. It felt like I was surfing. It's

    Segment details1:06:02–1:06:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1083
  1085. like this. It only lasted about a second.

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  1086. It wasn't very big. It was exciting

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  1087. though.

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  1088. I haven't felt an earthquake since 2018,

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  1089. I think, or 2019.

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  1090. So exciting.

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  1091. If there's an earthquake and the building

    Segment details1:06:29–1:06:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1090
  1092. collapses and my laptop breaks, are they

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  1093. gonna give me money? How does that work?

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  1094. Because I gotta leave Japan soon, won't be

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  1095. here long enough to fill out paperwork.

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  1096. Oh well, thanks Life on AM. Don't you

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  1097. dare end hiding my room. Yeah, I won't.

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  1098. I'm just ranting,

    Segment details1:06:47–1:06:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1097
  1099. but I think the age of me making videos is

    Segment details1:06:53–1:06:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1098
  1100. over and we're just gonna have live

    Segment details1:06:56–1:06:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1099
  1101. streams where I talk about what I'm up to,

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  1102. life updates, things I've been up to,

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  1103. recent feelings. I don't see why I

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  1104. should make that as a video instead of a

    Segment details1:07:07–1:07:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1103
  1105. stream, apart from you guys want— I mean,

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  1106. not all of you guys, but some people want

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  1107. short-form videos because the stream's too

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  1108. long. But the streams are basically just

    Segment details1:07:18–1:07:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1107
  1109. the same as a video, it's me just talking.

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  1110. But it's just very long, which puts off a

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  1111. lot of people. But I don't care, cuz the

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  1112. people watching the streams are better

    Segment details1:07:28–1:07:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1111
  1113. than the people watching only the videos.

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  1114. Don't you dare end HIMR. You will

    Segment details1:07:31–1:07:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1113
  1115. rejuvenate, Lord D. Yeah, maybe when I'm

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  1116. back home in the UK, I'll feel more

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  1117. creative, energetic. I'm tired.

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  1118. I've been traveling for 2 years since

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  1119. 2022. I've been Thailand, Vietnam, Japan,

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  1120. Thailand, Japan,

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  1121. I haven't really been

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  1122. able to just relax and stop thinking about

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  1123. visas, flights, bookings. Oh my God,

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  1124. I just want to go home for a bit.

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  1125. It's tiring constantly having this thing

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  1126. hovering over your head about visas

    Segment details1:08:14–1:08:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1125
  1127. expiring and Booking tickets and not

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  1128. having enough money to book a nice place

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  1129. and having to find a new place to book.

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  1130. It'll be nice to be back home for a bit.

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  1131. I messaged Belle Delphine, but she didn't

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  1132. reply to me. Look,

    Segment details1:08:36–1:08:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1131
  1133. she said her apples are very big and hard.

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  1134. Does she want me? I said,

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  1135. I said, hey Belle, how's life?

    Segment details1:08:49–1:08:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1134
  1136. But she didn't reply.

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  1137. She's kind of weird, like she's always

    Segment details1:08:58–1:09:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1136
  1138. trolling. You think she's being serious,

    Segment details1:09:01–1:09:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1137
  1139. but she's not. She's always trolling all

    Segment details1:09:04–1:09:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1138
  1140. the time. I don't think you can actually

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  1141. have a serious conversation with her.

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  1142. Everything's just like a big joke to her

    Segment details1:09:12–1:09:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1141
  1143. all the time. She's a bit annoying.

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  1144. Obviously, you know, when she ate the

    Segment details1:09:20–1:09:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1143
  1145. glass light bulb, obviously it's not real

    Segment details1:09:22–1:09:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1144
  1146. glass, it's just like some kind of sugar

    Segment details1:09:24–1:09:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1145
  1147. candy,

    Segment details1:09:26–1:09:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1146
  1148. but she pretends like it was real glass.

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  1149. She didn't just say, oh, that was just

    Segment details1:09:33–1:09:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1148
  1150. sugar candy. It looked cool, didn't it?

    Segment details1:09:35–1:09:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1149
  1151. She, she always does the trolling thing

    Segment details1:09:38–1:09:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1150
  1152. and doesn't break character, which is

    Segment details1:09:41–1:09:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1151
  1153. tiring because then you never really get a

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  1154. sense of who she actually is. You just see

    Segment details1:09:46–1:09:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1153
  1155. her as like this fake fictitious

    Segment details1:09:48–1:09:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1154
  1156. character. Maybe Belle Delphine let me

    Segment details1:09:50–1:09:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1155
  1157. come over to her house.

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  1158. I wonder what she's up to now.

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  1159. Yeah, this could be the last trip to Japan

    Segment details1:10:10–1:10:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1158
  1160. for a while. I have zero reason to

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  1161. come back. I don't know anyone here

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  1162. anymore. Um,

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  1163. I am sick of Japanese women.

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  1164. I can't be bothered with them anymore.

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  1165. I don't know, there's just nothing really

    Segment details1:10:32–1:10:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1164
  1166. tempting me to come back soon.

    Segment details1:10:36–1:10:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1165
  1167. Before, I had a life here, like a marriage

    Segment details1:10:41–1:10:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1166
  1168. and a wife and that stuff, so there was

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  1169. something here for me. But now there's

    Segment details1:10:47–1:10:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1168
  1170. nothing here for me. There's no point

    Segment details1:10:48–1:10:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1169
  1171. coming back and to try and force and force

    Segment details1:10:52–1:10:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1170
  1172. A new life into existence in Japan is

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  1173. a lot of work. It's like walking up a hill

    Segment details1:10:59–1:11:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1172
  1174. against the wind.

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  1175. Sometimes it's just not supposed to be.

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  1176. I thought my destiny was to live in Japan

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  1177. and live happily ever after, but I'm

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  1178. realizing more and more The universe has

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  1179. different plans for me.

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  1180. It just won't let it happen. I don't get

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  1181. it. All I

    Segment details1:11:33–1:11:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1180
  1182. ever dreamed of was living in Japan, but

    Segment details1:11:37–1:11:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1181
  1183. it keeps not happening.

    Segment details1:11:40–1:11:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1182
  1184. Maybe it's, it's not meant to be.

    Segment details1:11:46–1:11:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1183
  1185. Do you like sumo? Not really.

    Segment details1:11:51–1:11:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1184
  1186. It's just a couple of fat men pushing and

    Segment details1:11:55–1:11:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1185
  1187. slapping each other on the bum.

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  1188. It's not that interesting to me.

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  1189. They should have women's sumo,

    Segment details1:12:16–1:12:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1188
  1190. but then they'd have their tits out,

    Segment details1:12:20–1:12:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1189
  1191. wouldn't they? I want to see women's

    Segment details1:12:22–1:12:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1190
  1192. sumo grab each other by the pussy to flip

    Segment details1:12:26–1:12:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1191
  1193. each other out the ring. They just shove

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  1194. the fingers up there and they're like,

    Segment details1:12:32–1:12:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1193
  1195. get a nice good grip.

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  1196. Teriyaki McDonald's. I hate teriyaki.

    Segment details1:12:52–1:12:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1195
  1197. It's so sweet and sticky, and they drench

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  1198. the whole thing in it, and the outside of

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  1199. the burger is all sticky and covered in

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  1200. sauce. I hate it. I like a nice dry

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  1201. burger. With no sauce. I don't like my

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  1202. burgers covered in sauce.

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  1203. I like the new burger. They've got this

    Segment details1:13:14–1:13:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1202
  1204. egg cheeseburger. It's really good.

    Segment details1:13:16–1:13:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1203
  1205. It's basically just a cheeseburger, but

    Segment details1:13:19–1:13:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1204
  1206. it's got a big egg in it. The egg's really

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  1207. nice. It's like a breakfast menu.

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  1208. I want the sausage muffin breakfast menu,

    Segment details1:13:28–1:13:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1207
  1209. but I never wake up early enough to go to

    Segment details1:13:30–1:13:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1208
  1210. McDonald's for the breakfast menu.

    Segment details1:13:33–1:13:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1209
  1211. Yeah, it's funny everyone says Japanese

    Segment details1:13:45–1:13:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1210
  1212. food is so healthy when nearly all of it

    Segment details1:13:47–1:13:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1211
  1213. is just covered in sweet sticky sauce or

    Segment details1:13:49–1:13:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1212
  1214. soya sauce and loads of salt.

    Segment details1:13:53–1:13:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1213
  1215. Really is not healthy.

    Segment details1:13:57–1:14:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1214
  1216. Ramen's definitely not healthy. It's so

    Segment details1:14:02–1:14:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1215
  1217. salty. The sodium in that must be crazy.

    Segment details1:14:04–1:14:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1216
  1218. Yakiniku is not healthy. It's just loads

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  1219. of barbecued meat covered in tare sauce.

    Segment details1:14:14–1:14:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1218
  1220. I get a nice big bowl of cabbage when I go

    Segment details1:14:19–1:14:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1219
  1221. to yakiniku. I swear to Jebus,

    Segment details1:14:22–1:14:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1220
  1222. the Sesame oil salted cabbage is the

    Segment details1:14:25–1:14:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1221
  1223. best thing at yakiniku. I don't care what

    Segment details1:14:29–1:14:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1222
  1224. you think. The meat is pretty good too,

    Segment details1:14:32–1:14:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1223
  1225. but oh my God, the cabbage is so good.

    Segment details1:14:35–1:14:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1224
  1226. Crunchy raw cabbage soaked in sesame oil.

    Segment details1:14:38–1:14:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1225
  1227. Yeah, I have to get yakiniku one more time

    Segment details1:14:52–1:14:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1226
  1228. with my girlfriend, so that's going to be

    Segment details1:14:55–1:14:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1227
  1229. another $100.

    Segment details1:14:57–1:14:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1228
  1230. What else do I want to try? Maybe I'll try

    Segment details1:15:01–1:15:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1229
  1231. shabu-shabu. Never really had shabu-shabu.

    Segment details1:15:03–1:15:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1230
  1232. There's a lot of shabu-shabu in Thailand,

    Segment details1:15:09–1:15:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1231
  1233. but I haven't seen many here.

    Segment details1:15:11–1:15:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1232
  1234. No, I don't want shabu-shabu. Boring.

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  1235. I haven't done push-ups in about 4 days.

    Segment details1:15:24–1:15:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1234
  1236. I couldn't be bothered anymore. What's the

    Segment details1:15:27–1:15:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1235
  1237. point building muscle if I'm never gonna

    Segment details1:15:30–1:15:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1236
  1238. use it? I don't even have the guts to use

    Segment details1:15:31–1:15:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1237
  1239. my muscle. I think you're

    Segment details1:15:34–1:15:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1238
  1240. wasting your time building muscle if you

    Segment details1:15:41–1:15:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1239
  1241. don't have the guts to use it. You've got

    Segment details1:15:43–1:15:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1240
  1242. to work on your mental thing to be

    Segment details1:15:46–1:15:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1241
  1243. fiercer, and that's not really a muscle

    Segment details1:15:49–1:15:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1242
  1244. problem, it's more like a mindset problem.

    Segment details1:15:52–1:15:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1243
  1245. Like, you could be ripped, but if you're

    Segment details1:15:57–1:16:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1244
  1246. too much of a coward, people are still

    Segment details1:16:00–1:16:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1245
  1247. going to bully you because they can sense

    Segment details1:16:01–1:16:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1246
  1248. I might try to do some push-ups tomorrow,

    Segment details1:16:09–1:16:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1247
  1249. but I really am giving up on this working

    Segment details1:16:12–1:16:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1248
  1250. out thing. It hasn't really

    Segment details1:16:14–1:16:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1249
  1251. helped.

    Segment details1:16:18–1:16:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1250
  1252. Japanese teenagers are not scared of me at

    Segment details1:16:26–1:16:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1251
  1253. all. I don't know what to do to change

    Segment details1:16:33–1:16:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1252
  1254. that. Maybe it's the way I walk,

    Segment details1:16:36–1:16:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1253
  1255. maybe my shoulders look a bit hunched up,

    Segment details1:16:39–1:16:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1254
  1256. I don't know.

    Segment details1:16:42–1:16:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1255
  1257. I can't believe those kids were making

    Segment details1:16:50–1:16:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1256
  1258. fists like they were about to punch me in

    Segment details1:16:54–1:16:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1257
  1259. broad daylight just because I was filming.

    Segment details1:16:57–1:16:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1258
  1260. It's not illegal to film. It's a public

    Segment details1:17:00–1:17:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1259
  1261. space. I can film you if I want to. If you

    Segment details1:17:03–1:17:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1260
  1262. don't like it, you have to leave, or you

    Segment details1:17:05–1:17:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1261
  1263. can ask me to stop. But they were like

    Segment details1:17:08–1:17:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1262
  1264. curling up their fists to punch me or

    Segment details1:17:11–1:17:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1263
  1265. something because I pointed my camera at

    Segment details1:17:13–1:17:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1264
  1266. them for 1 second. Absolutely ridiculous.

    Segment details1:17:16–1:17:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1265
  1267. If they punched me, I would have gone

    Segment details1:17:23–1:17:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1266
  1268. straight to the police. I got them all on

    Segment details1:17:25–1:17:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1267
  1269. camera. The problem is the police wouldn't

    Segment details1:17:26–1:17:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1268
  1270. do anything. What are you going to do?

    Segment details1:17:30–1:17:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1269
  1271. They're kids. You can't arrest them.

    Segment details1:17:31–1:17:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1270
  1272. Call their parents and their parents will

    Segment details1:17:36–1:17:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1271
  1273. tell them off. Kids can do anything they

    Segment details1:17:38–1:17:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1272
  1274. want because they're like immune.

    Segment details1:17:40–1:17:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1273
  1275. Unless they do something really bad, the

    Segment details1:17:44–1:17:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1274
  1276. police aren't going to arrest kids. All

    Segment details1:17:46–1:17:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1275
  1277. they can do is like tell the kids to stop

    Segment details1:17:49–1:17:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1276
  1278. it. Give them a bit of a talk. The kids

    Segment details1:17:51–1:17:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1277
  1279. won't care though.

    Segment details1:17:55–1:17:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1278
  1280. That's the problem with kids. What are

    Segment details1:18:01–1:18:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1279
  1281. When I was a kid, the scariest thing was

    Segment details1:18:10–1:18:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1280
  1282. getting in trouble and my dad finding out

    Segment details1:18:12–1:18:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1281
  1283. and then being told off or punished by my

    Segment details1:18:14–1:18:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1282
  1284. dad. But most kids, I mean these

    Segment details1:18:18–1:18:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1283
  1285. delinquent kids, they don't give a crap

    Segment details1:18:19–1:18:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1284
  1286. what their dad says. They don't fear their

    Segment details1:18:22–1:18:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1285
  1287. parents. I used to be scared of my dad,

    Segment details1:18:25–1:18:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1286
  1288. didn't want to get in trouble.

    Segment details1:18:29–1:18:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1287
  1289. So yeah, I don't know, even if they

    Segment details1:18:41–1:18:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1288
  1290. punched me, I don't know what the police

    Segment details1:18:43–1:18:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1289
  1291. would have done. Made them apologize to

    Segment details1:18:44–1:18:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1290
  1292. me. So if I just punch some random

    Segment details1:18:47–1:18:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1291
  1293. woman on the street, what's the worst that

    Segment details1:18:51–1:18:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1292
  1294. will happen to me as an adult? I get

    Segment details1:18:54–1:18:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1293
  1295. sent to jail for what, 2 weeks? I don't

    Segment details1:18:58–1:19:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1294
  1296. know what the punishment is for assault.

    Segment details1:19:01–1:19:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1295
  1297. A month?

    Segment details1:19:04–1:19:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1296
  1298. I don't know about kids.

    Segment details1:19:10–1:19:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1297
  1299. Did you hear UK Prime Minister is going to

    Segment details1:19:15–1:19:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1298
  1300. reinstate national service if he gets

    Segment details1:19:18–1:19:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1299
  1301. re-elected? Well, who's going to vote for

    Segment details1:19:20–1:19:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1300
  1302. him now? No one's going to vote for him if

    Segment details1:19:24–1:19:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1301
  1303. he says that. If you vote for me, I'm

    Segment details1:19:26–1:19:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1302
  1304. going to send your kids into war against

    Segment details1:19:29–1:19:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1303
  1305. Russia. Vote Conservative.

    Segment details1:19:31–1:19:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1304
  1306. Does he want to lose? Why would he say

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  1307. that as like something— as a reason for

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  1308. you to vote for him?

    Segment details1:19:42–1:19:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1307
  1309. Old people will. Yeah, maybe I would too.

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  1310. Send those stupid kids off to fight

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  1311. Russia. That's what they get. Those stupid

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  1312. kids at the train station that threw

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  1313. things at me. Yeah, I'm gonna vote Rishi

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  1314. Sunak so those little brats get sent off

    Segment details1:20:01–1:20:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1313
  1315. to the trenches. And I'd be like, haha, I

    Segment details1:20:03–1:20:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1314
  1316. voted for Sunak. Enjoy your conscription,

    Segment details1:20:06–1:20:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1315
  1317. bitches.

    Segment details1:20:09–1:20:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1316
  1318. Stupid young people throwing

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  1319. things at me and being racist.

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  1320. Yeah, I think national service could be

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  1321. good for the youth. Teach them some

    Segment details1:20:27–1:20:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1320
  1322. discipline, some values. Give them

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  1323. something worth living for instead of

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  1324. hanging around like a bunch of chavs

    Segment details1:20:36–1:20:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1323
  1325. smashing glass, getting drunk,

    Segment details1:20:38–1:20:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1324
  1326. being a waste of space.

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  1327. People were saying, why did he suddenly

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  1328. call a snap election all of a sudden?

    Segment details1:20:59–1:21:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1327
  1329. You know why? Because the American deep

    Segment details1:21:03–1:21:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1328
  1330. state ordered them to do it. They probably

    Segment details1:21:05–1:21:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1329
  1331. got some message from the CIA saying, you

    Segment details1:21:08–1:21:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1330
  1332. need to call a snap election now.

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  1333. Something big is gonna hit the shits.

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  1334. The shit is gonna hit the fan.

    Segment details1:21:18–1:21:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1333
  1335. Don't know what America has planned, but I

    Segment details1:21:23–1:21:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1334
  1336. have a bad feeling about it. Things are

    Segment details1:21:25–1:21:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1335
  1337. too quiet right now, don't you think?

    Segment details1:21:28–1:21:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1336
  1338. It's like the calm before the storm.

    Segment details1:21:31–1:21:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1337
  1339. So if Starmar wins. What does that mean?

    Segment details1:21:45–1:21:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1338
  1340. How? What is he going to do differently to

    Segment details1:21:48–1:21:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1339
  1341. Sunak? Snacku,

    Segment details1:21:53–1:21:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1340
  1342. snacku son.

    Segment details1:21:55–1:21:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1341
  1343. He doesn't want to be in the UK when

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  1344. Russia nukes it. Oh, that's kind of scary

    Segment details1:22:04–1:22:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1343
  1345. because it sounds believable. Like he

    Segment details1:22:07–1:22:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1344
  1346. knows war's coming. He doesn't want to be

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  1347. the prime minister when he doesn't want to

    Segment details1:22:12–1:22:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1346
  1348. have to. Be in charge to handle that shit

    Segment details1:22:15–1:22:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1347
  1349. show. I would not want to be the Prime

    Segment details1:22:18–1:22:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1348
  1350. Minister during war.

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  1351. Yeah, it's like he wants out, doesn't he?

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  1352. So who would be the Prime Minister if

    Segment details1:22:31–1:22:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1351
  1353. Sunak resigns? Who would be the next

    Segment details1:22:33–1:22:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1352
  1354. Conservative leader? Bring back Boris

    Segment details1:22:37–1:22:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1353
  1355. Johnson. What happened to Theresa May? I

    Segment details1:22:40–1:22:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1354
  1356. liked her, she was funny.

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  1357. Starmer does seem like a,

    Segment details1:22:49–1:22:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1356
  1358. like a wartime leader. He's got that kind

    Segment details1:22:53–1:22:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1357
  1359. of rugged look. I could so imagine Starmer

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  1360. being the Prime Minister when we're at

    Segment details1:22:59–1:23:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1359
  1361. war.

    Segment details1:23:02–1:23:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1360
  1362. Boris was Kind of like he wanted to be

    Segment details1:23:06–1:23:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1361
  1363. like Churchill, saw himself as a

    Segment details1:23:09–1:23:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1362
  1364. Churchill, but he was more of a clown.

    Segment details1:23:12–1:23:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1363
  1365. I don't know who I'd vote for, might have

    Segment details1:23:22–1:23:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1364
  1366. to watch some YouTube videos. I like Nigel

    Segment details1:23:26–1:23:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1365
  1367. Farage, he's funny. I like it when he

    Segment details1:23:30–1:23:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1366
  1368. laughs. He's got a big mouth as well.

    Segment details1:23:32–1:23:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1367
  1369. I like the way he talks. He sounds really

    Segment details1:23:36–1:23:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1368
  1370. posh, but he also sounds like a bloke down

    Segment details1:23:38–1:23:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1369
  1371. Remember when Belle Delphine slid in your

    Segment details1:23:52–1:23:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1370
  1372. DMs? Yeah, I didn't even know who she was.

    Segment details1:23:55–1:23:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1371
  1373. It's just some random girl sent me a

    Segment details1:23:58–1:24:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1372
  1374. picture of a duck. And then I realized,

    Segment details1:24:00–1:24:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1373
  1375. oh, it's that Beldale theme.

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  1376. You only get to vote for the MP.

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  1377. I can't be bothered. If they had it

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  1378. online, like on the government website, I

    Segment details1:24:19–1:24:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1377
  1379. would do it, but you go all the way down

    Segment details1:24:22–1:24:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1378
  1380. to the town hall, which is in the village

    Segment details1:24:24–1:24:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1379
  1381. full of chavs. I'll go down to Town Hall,

    Segment details1:24:27–1:24:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1380
  1382. some stupid chavs will throw something at

    Segment details1:24:29–1:24:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1381
  1383. me, and I'll be like, yeah, enjoy World

    Segment details1:24:32–1:24:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1382
  1384. War III when you're in a trench, suckers.

    Segment details1:24:35–1:24:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1383
  1385. I'm going to Thailand.

    Segment details1:24:39–1:24:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1384
  1386. I'm gonna defect to Russia, and then I'll

    Segment details1:24:50–1:24:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1385
  1387. come back to the UK when the war's over.

    Segment details1:24:53–1:24:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1386
  1388. Or else I'll be hooked up, locked up with

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  1389. all the hot Russian women. They'll be

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  1390. cooking me dinner.

    Segment details1:25:02–1:25:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1389
  1391. Hot Russian blonde, big boobs.

    Segment details1:25:09–1:25:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1390
  1392. Is my washing finished?

    Segment details1:25:22–1:25:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1391
  1393. Don't think she was famous when she DM'd

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  1394. Daniel. What, in 2018?

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  1395. Wasn't Belle already pretty famous in

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  1396. 2018?

    Segment details1:25:36–1:25:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1395
  1397. Yeah, she was a bit of a clout She was

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  1398. basically messaging every YouTuber she

    Segment details1:25:47–1:25:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1397
  1399. could for collabs. What's that noise?

    Segment details1:25:49–1:25:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1398
  1400. She was so desperate to collab with any

    Segment details1:25:54–1:25:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1399
  1401. YouTuber who had any kind of audience.

    Segment details1:25:57–1:25:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1400
  1402. Even— I can't believe that Zach Choi ASMR

    Segment details1:26:00–1:26:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1401
  1403. guy was on my comment section trying to

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  1404. get clout and viewership. Now he's got

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  1405. like 20 million subscribers. Does that

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  1406. even work, going onto people's videos and

    Segment details1:26:10–1:26:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1405
  1407. leaving comments? Does that work to build

    Segment details1:26:12–1:26:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1406
  1408. a channel? I really don't think it

    Segment details1:26:16–1:26:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1407
  1409. matters. Maybe it

    Segment details1:26:18–1:26:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1408
  1410. helps a little bit, I don't know, when

    Segment details1:26:23–1:26:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1409
  1411. you're starting.

    Segment details1:26:24–1:26:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1410
  1412. You do the same?

    Segment details1:26:29–1:26:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1411
  1413. Do what? Leaving comments on famous

    Segment details1:26:34–1:26:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1412
  1414. I used to leave comments on LeafyIsHere

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  1415. videos and they used to get thousands of

    Segment details1:26:44–1:26:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1414
  1416. Yeah, Zach Choi, the ASMR cooking and

    Segment details1:26:51–1:26:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1415
  1417. eating guy, he used to write comments on

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  1418. my videos back when he only had about— he

    Segment details1:26:57–1:27:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1417
  1419. had like 2K subs. I remember clicking his

    Segment details1:27:00–1:27:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1418
  1420. channel and looking at him thinking Look

    Segment details1:27:03–1:27:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1419
  1421. at this loser Asian guy who looks like a

    Segment details1:27:05–1:27:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1420
  1422. woman with makeup eating food. His channel

    Segment details1:27:09–1:27:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1421
  1423. was never gonna go anywhere. And then I

    Segment details1:27:13–1:27:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1422
  1424. forgot about him and clicked on his

    Segment details1:27:16–1:27:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1423
  1425. channel and he had like 2 million subs.

    Segment details1:27:17–1:27:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1424
  1426. And I thought, what the fuck? I kept

    Segment details1:27:21–1:27:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1425
  1427. forgetting people and clicking on their

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  1428. channels years later and they had way

    Segment details1:27:26–1:27:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1427
  1429. surpassed, surpassed me. Like Joan—

    Segment details1:27:29–1:27:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1428
  1430. Joinin', do you remember him? He only had

    Segment details1:27:32–1:27:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1429
  1431. about 8K subs, and I clicked on him a few

    Segment details1:27:35–1:27:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1430
  1432. years later and he's got like 200K subs

    Segment details1:27:37–1:27:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1431
  1433. now or more. It really pissed me off.

    Segment details1:27:40–1:27:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1432
  1434. My channel grew really quickly and then

    Segment details1:27:44–1:27:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1433
  1435. just stopped, and then all these tiny

    Segment details1:27:46–1:27:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1434
  1436. nobodies carried on growing way past me.

    Segment details1:27:49–1:27:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1435
  1437. So demotivating seeing that.

    Segment details1:27:58–1:28:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1436
  1438. You think, what about me? Why isn't my

    Segment details1:28:02–1:28:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1437
  1439. channel blowing up so much?

    Segment details1:28:04–1:28:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1438
  1440. Why is my channel just flattened out and

    Segment details1:28:09–1:28:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1439
  1441. stopped growing at all? I don't get it.

    Segment details1:28:11–1:28:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1440
  1442. Is it because I stopped making good

    Segment details1:28:16–1:28:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1441
  1443. content, or is it because I just made the

    Segment details1:28:18–1:28:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1442
  1444. same type of content over and over too

    Segment details1:28:20–1:28:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1443
  1445. I just ran out of content. No more women

    Segment details1:28:25–1:28:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1444
  1446. to take advantage of. No more drama.

    Segment details1:28:28–1:28:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1445
  1447. I had a bit of drama last night. My

    Segment details1:28:36–1:28:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1446
  1448. girlfriend was freaking out again because

    Segment details1:28:38–1:28:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1447
  1449. she wanted to phone and I kept saying no,

    Segment details1:28:41–1:28:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1448
  1450. and then she accused me of having a girl

    Segment details1:28:43–1:28:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1449
  1451. here, so I eventually had to phone, and

    Segment details1:28:45–1:28:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1450
  1452. then she made me open my camera and To

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  1453. show around the apartment to make sure

    Segment details1:28:50–1:28:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1452
  1454. there's no secret women. Yeah, as if I'm

    Segment details1:28:52–1:28:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1453
  1455. gonna bring secret women back to my

    Segment details1:28:55–1:28:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1454
  1456. apartment when I know that she could

    Segment details1:28:57–1:28:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1455
  1457. demand that I show her anytime. I'm not

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  1458. that stupid. I just

    Segment details1:29:03–1:29:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1457
  1459. got fed up having to show my camera every

    Segment details1:29:07–1:29:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1458
  1460. time like I'm being checked up on. Would

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  1461. be nice to just be trusted, you know?

    Segment details1:29:13–1:29:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1460
  1462. Yeah, I hid the secret woman in my closet.

    Segment details1:29:24–1:29:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1461
  1463. She's here. Ta-da! Get in the closet!

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  1464. I should have put clothing under the bed

    Segment details1:29:35–1:29:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1463
  1465. to make like a body shape so it looks like

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  1466. I'm hiding a woman in the bed. Do you want

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  1467. some quiche? I got a little quiche for

    Segment details1:29:44–1:29:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1466
  1468. you.

    Segment details1:29:45–1:29:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1467
  1469. Delicious. I heat it up in the microwave.

    Segment details1:29:49–1:29:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1468
  1470. It's too big to fit in the microwave.

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  1471. Ready? Oops, I pressed it again.

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  1472. Um, cooking my finger. Ah,

    Segment details1:30:23–1:30:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1471
  1473. ah, wait. Ah,

    Segment details1:30:28–1:30:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1472
  1474. it's so hot. Oh my God,

    Segment details1:30:31–1:30:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1473
  1475. cooked fishage. Fishage finger

    Segment details1:30:39–1:30:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1474
  1476. sausage becomes fishage. 20 minutes.

    Segment details1:30:42–1:30:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1475
  1477. I have a bath food. I got sushi

    Segment details1:30:46–1:30:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1476
  1478. bath ball. Do you want to see it?

    Segment details1:30:50–1:30:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1477
  1479. Oh, I went all around the gacha arcade

    Segment details1:30:54–1:30:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1478
  1480. thing looking for a tiny burger to put in

    Segment details1:30:57–1:30:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1479
  1481. my tiny microwave. Look, I couldn't find

    Segment details1:30:58–1:31:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1480
  1482. It's so funny.

    Segment details1:31:10–1:31:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1481
  1483. I like the sound. Ding! But I

    Segment details1:31:16–1:31:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1482
  1484. got this sushi bath bomb.

    Segment details1:31:20–1:31:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1483
  1485. She says she's packing her bag.

    Segment details1:31:40–1:31:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1484
  1486. I'm waiting for you.

    Segment details1:31:47–1:31:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1485
  1487. Very hard to make money off Helldivers 2

    Segment details1:32:05–1:32:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1486
  1488. now. I made about 20 videos, I think about

    Segment details1:32:07–1:32:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1487
  1489. 7, I think 7 out of 20 got

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  1490. over 1,000 views. Some of them

    Segment details1:32:13–1:32:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1489
  1491. got 2,000 views. Most of them just got

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  1492. like 100 views and then didn't go

    Segment details1:32:20–1:32:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1491
  1493. anywhere. It's so random. So I make 6

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  1494. videos, maybe one gets 2,000,

    Segment details1:32:26–1:32:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1493
  1495. 2 get 1,000, the other 3 just flop and get

    Segment details1:32:29–1:32:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1494
  1496. 100. But that's, that's the price you have

    Segment details1:32:32–1:32:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1495
  1497. to pay. Not everything's going to blow up.

    Segment details1:32:35–1:32:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1496
  1498. It's a numbers game.

    Segment details1:32:41–1:32:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1497
  1499. I'm so jealous of these other channels

    Segment details1:32:52–1:32:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1498
  1500. that blew up thanks to Helldivers because

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  1501. they've got a regular audience now of like

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  1502. 30,000-40,000 people, but my videos suck

    Segment details1:33:01–1:33:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1501
  1503. so much, even if they get views, no one is

    Segment details1:33:03–1:33:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1502
  1504. subscribing. I don't know why I suck so

    Segment details1:33:06–1:33:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1503
  1505. much at making videos. Everyone else,

    Segment details1:33:08–1:33:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1504
  1506. they make videos and they

    Segment details1:33:11–1:33:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1505
  1507. make them genuinely, so if the videos get

    Segment details1:33:15–1:33:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1506
  1508. views, they usually get some new

    Segment details1:33:17–1:33:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1507
  1509. subscribers and viewers that become the

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  1510. new long-term viewers, and then they can

    Segment details1:33:22–1:33:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1509
  1511. make a regular income off it. My gaming

    Segment details1:33:25–1:33:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1510
  1512. channel never grows because my videos all

    Segment details1:33:28–1:33:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1511
  1513. are really clickbaity rubbish. I don't

    Segment details1:33:31–1:33:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1512
  1514. know what I'm talking about. I suck at the

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  1515. game. I've been playing the game for like

    Segment details1:33:35–1:33:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1514
  1516. half a year. I still suck at it. I can't

    Segment details1:33:39–1:33:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1515
  1517. do solo Helldive difficulty. I just die

    Segment details1:33:41–1:33:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1516
  1518. all the time and I get mad.

    Segment details1:33:43–1:33:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1517
  1519. Unfortunately, I just suck at everything.

    Segment details1:33:55–1:33:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1518
  1520. No one respects me because I'm not good at

    Segment details1:33:57–1:33:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1519
  1521. anything. I'm too lazy to get good and I

    Segment details1:33:59–1:34:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1520
  1522. hate everything I do.

    Segment details1:34:01–1:34:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1521
  1523. Oh well, at least I can still make money

    Segment details1:34:07–1:34:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1522
  1524. in a temporary way. Who's outside my door?

    Segment details1:34:09–1:34:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1523
  1525. I think someone's leaving or something.

    Segment details1:34:15–1:34:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1524
  1526. Don't have any food.

    Segment details1:34:20–1:34:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1525
  1527. Bit worried I'll get hungry again. I've

    Segment details1:34:24–1:34:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1526
  1528. got milk, but I need

    Segment details1:34:27–1:34:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1527
  1529. it for tomorrow's coffee. I've got apple

    Segment details1:34:31–1:34:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1528
  1530. Apple juice. Might put it in a cup,

    Segment details1:34:38–1:34:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1529
  1531. it'll taste better.

    Segment details1:34:41–1:34:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1530
  1532. I can't be bothered to go out and get more

    Segment details1:34:45–1:34:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1531
  1533. food. I'm not that hungry.

    Segment details1:34:47–1:34:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1532
  1534. I wish I was good at something and people

    Segment details1:34:53–1:34:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1533
  1535. respected me for it so I could

    Segment details1:34:56–1:34:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1534
  1536. make a course.

    Segment details1:34:59–1:35:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1535
  1537. Why are you so bad at Helldivers? I don't

    Segment details1:35:05–1:35:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1536
  1538. know, I land and I just get blown to bits.

    Segment details1:35:08–1:35:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1537
  1539. I can't get up. I get up, I get blown up

    Segment details1:35:11–1:35:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1538
  1540. again. Get swarmed by 100 insects

    Segment details1:35:14–1:35:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1539
  1541. and I can't even move. I call down my rail

    Segment details1:35:18–1:35:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1540
  1542. cannon, it doesn't kill the bile titan.

    Segment details1:35:22–1:35:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1541
  1543. So many damn charges, armored. I can't

    Segment details1:35:24–1:35:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1542
  1544. kill them because I don't have the right

    Segment details1:35:27–1:35:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1543
  1545. weapons. Oh my God, so frustrating.

    Segment details1:35:29–1:35:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1544
  1546. I like doing group play because I just let

    Segment details1:35:35–1:35:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1545
  1547. my team do everything whilst I sit there

    Segment details1:35:36–1:35:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1546
  1548. half AFK.

    Segment details1:35:39–1:35:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1547
  1549. But a lot of these guides are guides on

    Segment details1:35:46–1:35:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1548
  1550. how to solo max difficulty,

    Segment details1:35:50–1:35:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1549
  1551. and I can't do it. I don't even know if it

    Segment details1:35:54–1:35:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1550
  1552. matters. I'll just pretend, or I'll just

    Segment details1:35:57–1:36:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1551
  1553. title it solo Helldive difficulty and then

    Segment details1:36:00–1:36:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1552
  1554. just die in the video and no one's gonna

    Segment details1:36:02–1:36:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1553
  1555. You're good at making drama content.

    Segment details1:36:11–1:36:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1554
  1556. Yeah, but if I talk

    Segment details1:36:14–1:36:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1555
  1557. about the drama, there won't be any more

    Segment details1:36:18–1:36:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1556
  1558. drama cuz the girls will leave me.

    Segment details1:36:20–1:36:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1557
  1559. It's kind of like Catch-102. So when I was

    Segment details1:36:24–1:36:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1558
  1560. married, there was lots of drama because

    Segment details1:36:27–1:36:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1559
  1561. of the marriage, but the drama caused the

    Segment details1:36:31–1:36:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1560
  1562. marriage to end, which led to no more

    Segment details1:36:34–1:36:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1561
  1563. drama because now I'm not married anymore.

    Segment details1:36:37–1:36:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1562
  1564. It's like there was juicy

    Segment details1:36:45–1:36:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1563
  1565. stuff I could talk about, but Chihiro

    Segment details1:36:49–1:36:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1564
  1566. wouldn't let me talk about it, so I left

    Segment details1:36:52–1:36:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1565
  1567. her. But because I left her, there was no

    Segment details1:36:55–1:36:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1566
  1568. more juicy stuff because I left her.

    Segment details1:36:58–1:37:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1567
  1569. See what I mean?

    Segment details1:37:05–1:37:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1568
  1570. So I could go crazy and just spill all the

    Segment details1:37:09–1:37:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1569
  1571. beans, but there would be no more beans

    Segment details1:37:12–1:37:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1570
  1572. left because everyone would hate me and

    Segment details1:37:14–1:37:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1571
  1573. then abandon me.

    Segment details1:37:17–1:37:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1572
  1574. So I can't afford to risk spilling the

    Segment details1:37:23–1:37:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1573
  1575. beans and losing everything. When the

    Segment details1:37:27–1:37:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1574
  1576. views are not guaranteed, I might spill

    Segment details1:37:31–1:37:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1575
  1577. the beans and get like 6K views and make

    Segment details1:37:35–1:37:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1576
  1578. There's no guarantee, so I can't risk it.

    Segment details1:37:42–1:37:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1577
  1579. I don't have a big audience waiting,

    Segment details1:37:47–1:37:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1578
  1580. but maybe could get 20K views.

    Segment details1:37:52–1:37:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1579
  1581. Even that is extremely unlikely. And even

    Segment details1:37:56–1:38:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1580
  1582. if I got 20K views, that's like $50,

    Segment details1:38:00–1:38:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1581
  1583. maybe $60.

    Segment details1:38:04–1:38:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1582
  1584. And I can only spill the beans once,

    Segment details1:38:11–1:38:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1583
  1585. maybe 2 videos. It's not like an infinite

    Segment details1:38:12–1:38:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1584
  1586. source of content. It's very limited.

    Segment details1:38:15–1:38:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1585
  1587. It's kind of like having a nuke You just

    Segment details1:38:18–1:38:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1586
  1588. fire your shot and then you've shot your

    Segment details1:38:21–1:38:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1587
  1589. shot, shot your load. And if

    Segment details1:38:24–1:38:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1588
  1590. it didn't work out or didn't pay off,

    Segment details1:38:28–1:38:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1589
  1591. then you just wasted something

    Segment details1:38:30–1:38:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1590
  1592. very valuable for nothing.

    Segment details1:38:34–1:38:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1591
  1593. I used to make about $200 for 50K views.

    Segment details1:38:41–1:38:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1592
  1594. But it required a lot of drama, a lot of

    Segment details1:38:47–1:38:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1593
  1595. fighting,

    Segment details1:38:49–1:38:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1594
  1596. and then I ran out of content because

    Segment details1:38:52–1:38:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1595
  1597. people didn't want to be part of it

    Segment details1:38:54–1:38:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1596
  1598. anymore and they just cut me off.

    Segment details1:38:56–1:38:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1597
  1599. Very difficult. People were

    Segment details1:39:03–1:39:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1598
  1600. right, the drama was not sustainable.

    Segment details1:39:07–1:39:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1599
  1601. Guess I was wrong again.

    Segment details1:39:11–1:39:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1600
  1602. Drama is, it's really not sustainable

    Segment details1:39:17–1:39:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1601
  1603. unless you have an infinite amount of

    Segment details1:39:20–1:39:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1602
  1604. people to just go through.

    Segment details1:39:21–1:39:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1603
  1605. I could say, yeah, I'll just hurt this

    Segment details1:39:24–1:39:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1604
  1606. person, don't care about them, screw them,

    Segment details1:39:27–1:39:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1605
  1607. because I'll just get a new one, and then

    Segment details1:39:28–1:39:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1606
  1608. just endlessly run through people

    Segment details1:39:30–1:39:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1607
  1609. using them for content until one day

    Segment details1:39:36–1:39:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1608
  1610. I come across an utter psycho and they

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  1611. stab me at night.

    Segment details1:39:42–1:39:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1610
  1612. That's the danger.

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  1613. I was lucky I didn't piss off someone who

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  1614. was actually psycho. All the people I

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  1615. pissed off, they were not very

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  1616. dangerous apart from my ex-wife who

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  1617. who reported me to the police, and I

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  1618. got away quite luckily, but things could

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  1619. have been much worse.

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  1620. So yeah, it's very dangerous and not

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  1621. sustainable, but it was good whilst

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  1622. it lasted.

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  1623. Now I've got to figure out something else

    Segment details1:40:31–1:40:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1622
  1624. to do. Don't really know.

    Segment details1:40:33–1:40:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1623
  1625. Why I hate foreigners in Japan.

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  1626. I hate foreigners in Japan because they

    Segment details1:40:44–1:40:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1625
  1627. are so annoying. They're ruining Japanese

    Segment details1:40:47–1:40:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1626
  1628. culture, ruining the food.

    Segment details1:40:51–1:40:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1627
  1629. Can't be bothered.

    Segment details1:40:59–1:41:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1628
  1630. Don't know what to do anymore.

    Segment details1:41:02–1:41:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1629
  1631. Life in Japan is over. Finished.

    Segment details1:41:12–1:41:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1630
  1632. Time to move on. I will make a new series

    Segment details1:41:22–1:41:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1631
  1633. where I collect pond water in a jar and

    Segment details1:41:25–1:41:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1632
  1634. then let it do its thing and see what

    Segment details1:41:30–1:41:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1633
  1635. happens. Do a time lapse. How about that?

    Segment details1:41:33–1:41:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1634
  1636. Oh, I feel sick.

    Segment details1:41:46–1:41:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1635
  1637. I would like to do tech and game content.

    Segment details1:41:54–1:41:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1636
  1638. I'd like to have a room with a computer,

    Segment details1:41:57–1:41:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1637
  1639. get stuff off Amazon, mess around with it,

    Segment details1:42:00–1:42:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1638
  1640. review it, send it back, try out some

    Segment details1:42:02–1:42:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1639
  1641. games, review it. I like tinkering with

    Segment details1:42:06–1:42:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1640
  1642. tech. That's what I'm actually interested

    Segment details1:42:10–1:42:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1641
  1643. in. I don't care about drama. I'm not like

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  1644. really interested in drama. I'm more of a

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  1645. Tekken games guy. It's just drama was the

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  1646. easiest way to get attention.

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  1647. Messing around with women, I don't

    Segment details1:42:32–1:42:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1646
  1648. know. It's a risky sport.

    Segment details1:42:36–1:42:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1647
  1649. I don't want to upset anyone,

    Segment details1:42:40–1:42:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1648
  1650. but it is just really easy to upset women.

    Segment details1:42:47–1:42:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1649
  1651. They get upset very easily through

    Segment details1:42:49–1:42:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1650
  1652. no fault of my own.

    Segment details1:42:54–1:42:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1651
  1653. Get the new iPhone 16, get the new iPad

    Segment details1:43:04–1:43:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1652
  1654. Pro.

    Segment details1:43:07–1:43:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1653
  1655. Nothing is really interesting me right

    Segment details1:43:17–1:43:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1654
  1656. now. I kind of want to build a gaming

    Segment details1:43:19–1:43:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1655
  1657. computer back home. RTX 4070,

    Segment details1:43:22–1:43:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1656
  1658. 64 GB gigabytes of RAM,

    Segment details1:43:26–1:43:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1657
  1659. get a nice clear open case, triple fan

    Segment details1:43:30–1:43:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1658
  1660. cooling, liquid cooling,

    Segment details1:43:34–1:43:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1659
  1661. big fat Ryzen CPU. I put it on Amazon

    Segment details1:43:39–1:43:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1660
  1662. Finance, a 48-month plan.

    Segment details1:43:42–1:43:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1661
  1663. What's the point renting this huge place

    Segment details1:43:48–1:43:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1662
  1664. if you're just living by yourself? Well,

    Segment details1:43:51–1:43:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1663
  1665. first of all, I don't have to go outside.

    Segment details1:43:53–1:43:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1664
  1666. To stream, so I can use the free

    Segment details1:43:56–1:43:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1665
  1667. Wi-Fi here, which saves me money on the

    Segment details1:44:00–1:44:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1666
  1668. pocket Wi-Fi, which I sent back.

    Segment details1:44:02–1:44:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1667
  1669. Secondly, it's really quiet, and the guest

    Segment details1:44:04–1:44:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1668
  1670. house was driving me nuts and really

    Segment details1:44:06–1:44:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1669
  1671. stressing me out. Now I have peaceful

    Segment details1:44:08–1:44:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1670
  1672. nights, and it's amazing. I have a

    Segment details1:44:11–1:44:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1671
  1673. bathtub. I feel rejuvenated. I have my own

    Segment details1:44:14–1:44:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1672
  1674. washing machine, which is free to use,

    Segment details1:44:16–1:44:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1673
  1675. not ¥700. Like the other place was.

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  1676. I've got my own microwave. This place is

    Segment details1:44:23–1:44:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1675
  1677. great. I love it. I was walking around

    Segment details1:44:27–1:44:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1676
  1678. the area and they've got this real estate

    Segment details1:44:32–1:44:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1677
  1679. and they were showing the prices for

    Segment details1:44:34–1:44:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1678
  1680. apartments here and most of them are

    Segment details1:44:36–1:44:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1679
  1681. around ¥75,000 to ¥80,000 a month,

    Segment details1:44:39–1:44:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1680
  1682. which is around $500,

    Segment details1:44:42–1:44:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1681
  1683. I think. I reckon this place is like

    Segment details1:44:47–1:44:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1682
  1684. 80,000 to 100,000 yen a month.

    Segment details1:44:50–1:44:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1683
  1685. I reckon it's like $600 or $700 a month

    Segment details1:44:58–1:45:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1684
  1686. for a place like this. It's definitely

    Segment details1:45:00–1:45:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1685
  1687. really cheap. This is not a massive place.

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  1688. It is a good location because it's near

    Segment details1:45:06–1:45:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1687
  1689. the station. Let me check.

    Segment details1:45:08–1:45:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1688
  1690. ¥100,000 in US dollars.

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  1691. That would be $637.17. I can't believe it.

    Segment details1:45:17–1:45:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1690
  1692. ¥100,000 in Japanese money is actually

    Segment details1:45:21–1:45:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1691
  1693. quite a lot of money. It's like double

    Segment details1:45:24–1:45:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1692
  1694. what I paid when I was married.

    Segment details1:45:26–1:45:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1693
  1695. But in dollars, $640 a month for this

    Segment details1:45:29–1:45:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1694
  1696. place? That's a steal. Look at this.

    Segment details1:45:33–1:45:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1695
  1697. Would you live here for $600 a month?

    Segment details1:45:36–1:45:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1696
  1698. Tokyo Station is 20 minutes away by train.

    Segment details1:45:38–1:45:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1697
  1699. You can get a train into the center of the

    Segment details1:45:41–1:45:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1698
  1700. biggest— one of the biggest cities in the

    Segment details1:45:44–1:45:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1699
  1701. entire world, Tokyo, 20 minutes away

    Segment details1:45:47–1:45:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1700
  1702. by train, and you can live here and it's

    Segment details1:45:51–1:45:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1701
  1703. only $640 a month. That's crazy.

    Segment details1:45:53–1:45:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1702
  1704. If this was the UK, it would be like

    Segment details1:45:57–1:45:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1703
  1705. $2,000 a month, probably more, more than

    Segment details1:45:59–1:46:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1704
  1706. that.

    Segment details1:46:02–1:46:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1705
  1707. I didn't bump into any famous YouTubers.

    Segment details1:46:05–1:46:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1706
  1708. I heard Connor saying stuff like, oh, I

    Segment details1:46:08–1:46:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1707
  1709. use Tokyo Station all the time. Didn't see

    Segment details1:46:10–1:46:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1708
  1710. I thought maybe I'd just see Chris walking

    Segment details1:46:20–1:46:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1709
  1711. around filming stuff.

    Segment details1:46:22–1:46:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1710
  1712. Bet Chris just sits in his fancy apartment

    Segment details1:46:39–1:46:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1711
  1713. all day long every day. But in my mind, I

    Segment details1:46:41–1:46:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1712
  1714. have this image of just Chris walking

    Segment details1:46:44–1:46:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1713
  1715. outside every day filming B-roll when it's

    Segment details1:46:46–1:46:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1714
  1716. not like that. He probably spends 99% of

    Segment details1:46:50–1:46:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1715
  1717. the time in his fancy apartment with

    Segment details1:46:54–1:46:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1716
  1718. Charlotte.

    Segment details1:46:56–1:46:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1717
  1719. Cheesing on his knobstick whilst I

    Segment details1:46:59–1:47:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1718
  1720. slave away in my poverty room.

    Segment details1:47:03–1:47:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1719
  1721. Chris became a multi-millionaire just by

    Segment details1:47:08–1:47:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1720
  1722. talking about Japan and ramen and sushi

    Segment details1:47:11–1:47:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1721
  1723. for 10 years. Idiot.

    Segment details1:47:13–1:47:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1722
  1724. Where's my multi-millions? I talk about

    Segment details1:47:17–1:47:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1723
  1725. Japan more than Chris does.

    Segment details1:47:21–1:47:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1724
  1726. It's not fair.

    Segment details1:47:25–1:47:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1725
  1727. Chris is probably out right now with his

    Segment details1:47:30–1:47:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1726
  1728. friends in some yakitori place.

    Segment details1:47:32–1:47:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1727
  1729. That's why he's so fat. He probably just

    Segment details1:47:36–1:47:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1728
  1730. eats out every night with his friends at

    Segment details1:47:38–1:47:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1729
  1731. expensive yakitori and sushi and wagyu

    Segment details1:47:40–1:47:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1730
  1732. places. I got the wagyu menu at yakiniku.

    Segment details1:47:43–1:47:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1731
  1733. It's damn expensive. It's like ¥12,000.

    Segment details1:47:48–1:47:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1732
  1734. Um, but you get unlimited wagyu for

    Segment details1:47:52–1:47:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1733
  1735. 90 minutes. I didn't like it. I had a few

    Segment details1:47:57–1:48:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1734
  1736. bits and it tastes good, like the

    Segment details1:48:00–1:48:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1735
  1737. seasoning is good, but it's just a really

    Segment details1:48:02–1:48:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1736
  1738. fatty, rich cut of meat and you feel

    Segment details1:48:04–1:48:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1737
  1739. sick after having too much because it's

    Segment details1:48:08–1:48:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1738
  1740. just half fat. I'd rather have some

    Segment details1:48:10–1:48:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1739
  1741. cabbage. I'd rather have the salted

    Segment details1:48:13–1:48:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1740
  1742. cabbage than all that wagyu. I'm getting

    Segment details1:48:16–1:48:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1741
  1743. hungry now. Didn't buy any food.

    Segment details1:48:19–1:48:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1742
  1744. It's not fair. How come Chris gets

    Segment details1:48:36–1:48:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1743
  1745. multi-millions? I don't even get 1

    Segment details1:48:38–1:48:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1744
  1746. million. Can't I just have $100,000,

    Segment details1:48:40–1:48:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1745
  1747. please? I'm a YouTuber

    Segment details1:48:44–1:48:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1746
  1748. Not fair. Can't I just have

    Segment details1:48:51–1:48:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1747
  1749. $1 million? Come on, if I had $1 million,

    Segment details1:48:55–1:48:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1748
  1750. it wouldn't make any difference to the

    Segment details1:49:00–1:49:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1749
  1751. world. Can't everyone just give me $1?

    Segment details1:49:02–1:49:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1750
  1752. Then I'd have $7 billion.

    Segment details1:49:06–1:49:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1751
  1753. Everyone's so selfish.

    Segment details1:49:11–1:49:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1752
  1754. If all my subscribers gave me $1, I'd have

    Segment details1:49:15–1:49:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1753
  1755. $100,000.

    Segment details1:49:17–1:49:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1754
  1756. I'd be rich. I could pay off my tax debts

    Segment details1:49:21–1:49:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1755
  1757. to my mum, could buy a Tesla,

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  1758. brand new Tesla Model Y.

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  1759. Yeah, I bet Chris has some very strong

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  1760. political opinions. Like, we should bring

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  1761. back national service.

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  1762. The British people have become soft.

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  1763. Soft people make soft times.

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  1764. Yeah, well, that's why you have the Fourth

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  1765. Turning stuff,

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  1766. because the people who survive the mass

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  1767. crisis of the Fourth Turning, they will be

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  1768. strong and they will create

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  1769. better times in the First Turning.

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  1770. But then the Third Turning is when things

    Segment details1:50:35–1:50:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1769
  1771. start to unravel again, and then you get

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  1772. back to the Fourth Turning again, which

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  1773. will be in— the next Fourth Turning after

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  1774. this one would be in Be

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  1775. like the year 2100,

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  1776. World War IV. Do you think any

    Segment details1:50:55–1:50:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1775
  1777. of us would make it to the year 2100?

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  1778. If you were born now, yeah, you'd be like

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  1779. 80. If you're 10 years old now— do we

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  1780. have any 10-year-olds here? Tell me what

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  1781. the year 2100's like. Don't forget me.

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  1782. Maybe I can make it. I would be— I'd

    Segment details1:51:19–1:51:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1781
  1783. be 120 years old. No, I'm probably gonna

    Segment details1:51:23–1:51:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1782
  1784. be dead. You could be 10 years old now and

    Segment details1:51:27–1:51:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1783
  1785. you'll be 90 in the year 2100.

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  1786. You're lucky.

    Segment details1:51:36–1:51:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1785
  1787. Do you think Chris Broad is pro-Palestine

    Segment details1:51:45–1:51:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1786
  1788. or pro-Israel?

    Segment details1:51:47–1:51:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1787
  1789. Is he pro-Ukraine?

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  1790. Oh, go to Shibuya. I went to Shibuya

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  1791. yesterday. It was so crowded.

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  1792. I think the reason why it's crowded is

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  1793. because it's just badly— it's very badly

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  1794. designed. There's this massive

    Segment details1:52:12–1:52:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1793
  1795. intersection right outside the train

    Segment details1:52:15–1:52:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1794
  1796. station with no overhead bridges, no

    Segment details1:52:17–1:52:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1795
  1797. underway passes. Everyone gets crowded up

    Segment details1:52:19–1:52:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1796
  1798. on either side waiting for the thing to go

    Segment details1:52:23–1:52:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1797
  1799. green, and then the light goes red and

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  1800. there's still people crossing. The taxis

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  1801. just go, woo, and they beep at everyone.

    Segment details1:52:29–1:52:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1800
  1802. It was crazy. These women We're just

    Segment details1:52:32–1:52:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1801
  1803. getting horned at by taxis. The taxis are

    Segment details1:52:34–1:52:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1802
  1804. about to run them down. Taxis have no

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  1805. chill in Tokyo.

    Segment details1:52:39–1:52:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1804
  1806. So I think Shibuya is just a complete mess

    Segment details1:52:48–1:52:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1805
  1807. because of terrible infrastructure. The

    Segment details1:52:52–1:52:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1806
  1808. station is horrible. It's like really

    Segment details1:52:55–1:52:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1807
  1809. small and tiny, designed for A

    Segment details1:52:57–1:53:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1808
  1810. couple hundred people, not thousands.

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  1811. Everyone gets jammed up in these tiny

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  1812. tunnels, and then they all get jammed up

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  1813. at the intersection. They really need to

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  1814. just shut the whole place down, build some

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  1815. bridges, build some under— under road

    Segment details1:53:12–1:53:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1814
  1816. underways. Shibuya Scramble,

    Segment details1:53:15–1:53:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1815
  1817. it's like a noob tried to build a city

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  1818. in SimCity and they didn't know what

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  1819. they're doing, and then it just causes

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  1820. Terrible traffic and congestion.

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  1821. The place is so crowded, I don't even know

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  1822. why. There was nothing really there

    Segment details1:53:34–1:53:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1821
  1823. special, it's just like a load of shops.

    Segment details1:53:36–1:53:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1822
  1824. It's got TGI Fridays, it's got

    Segment details1:53:39–1:53:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1823
  1825. Disney Store, Apple Store. It's not that

    Segment details1:53:43–1:53:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1824
  1826. special. I don't know why everyone crowds

    Segment details1:53:46–1:53:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1825
  1827. there like it's the best thing in the

    Segment details1:53:48–1:53:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1826
  1828. world. There's nothing in Shibuya that you

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  1829. don't have in Umeda. Wait, I got to do

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  1830. laundry quickly.

    Segment details1:53:57–1:53:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1829
  1831. Oh yeah, there's that dog, the statue

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  1832. of the dog Hachiko. So many people were

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  1833. waiting there to take photos of it.

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  1834. It's just a dog, it's not that special,

    Segment details1:54:14–1:54:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1833
  1835. is it?

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  1836. I'm scared it's still going to be wet

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  1837. tomorrow morning. I should have done it

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  1838. earlier. I keep forgetting there's no

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  1839. dryer.

    Segment details1:55:45–1:55:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1838
  1840. If it's still wet tomorrow, I'm screwed.

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  1841. It's going to be heavy and smelly if

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  1842. I put wet clothing into my bag when it's

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  1843. wet. It's going to stink.

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  1844. Oh, I could put it outside. Yeah.

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  1845. That's what people do, isn't it? They put

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  1846. the laundry outside on the balcony.

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  1847. Done.

    Segment details1:57:11–1:57:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1846
  1848. Do you think I should put it, put it on

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  1849. the balcony?

    Segment details1:57:19–1:57:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1848
  1850. Oh well, thanks Jane. Your Helldiver

    Segment details1:57:32–1:57:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1849
  1851. videos doing bad? No, they are all boring.

    Segment details1:57:36–1:57:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1850
  1852. People are going to stop watching anything

    Segment details1:57:38–1:57:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1851
  1853. you put out or stream when you get back to

    Segment details1:57:40–1:57:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1852
  1854. Maidstone. Don't care, you are boring.

    Segment details1:57:43–1:57:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1853
  1855. Shut Fuck up, you're boring.

    Segment details1:57:44–1:57:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1854
  1856. Helldivers video is getting thousands of

    Segment details1:57:48–1:57:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1855
  1857. views right now. Just because not everyone

    Segment details1:57:50–1:57:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1856
  1858. is getting thousands of views doesn't mean

    Segment details1:57:52–1:57:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1857
  1859. they're not getting views. You're just

    Segment details1:57:54–1:57:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1858
  1860. looking at the ones that don't have views,

    Segment details1:57:56–1:57:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1859
  1861. but you're not looking at the ones that do

    Segment details1:57:58–1:57:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1860
  1862. have views. Why are you being biased?

    Segment details1:57:59–1:58:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1861
  1863. Why didn't you say, oh look, your gun

    Segment details1:58:03–1:58:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1862
  1864. video got 2K views, your best loadout

    Segment details1:58:05–1:58:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1863
  1865. video got 2.5K views? Why are you just

    Segment details1:58:08–1:58:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1864
  1866. ignoring the ones that have Thousands of

    Segment details1:58:11–1:58:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1865
  1867. views, just a cherry pick.

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  1868. Do you think this would dry by tomorrow

    Segment details1:58:20–1:58:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1867
  1869. morning? I hope so.

    Segment details1:58:22–1:58:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1868
  1870. Could put it on the balcony.

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  1871. It's a bit cold tonight.

    Segment details1:58:42–1:58:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1870
  1872. Who said that?

    Segment details1:58:47–1:58:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1871
  1873. Someone just said yes.

    Segment details1:58:51–1:58:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1872
  1874. I guess I could put outside— use

    Segment details1:58:57–1:59:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1873
  1875. a hair dryer. Yeah, maybe.

    Segment details1:59:02–1:59:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1874
  1876. There's so many drunk Japanese men in the

    Segment details1:59:12–1:59:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1875
  1877. train. They're so drunk,

    Segment details1:59:15–1:59:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1876
  1878. like flopping everywhere, can't even stand

    Segment details1:59:18–1:59:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1877
  1879. up, making disgusting sounds. I can't open

    Segment details1:59:22–1:59:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1878
  1880. the door big enough to get this laundry

    Segment details1:59:25–1:59:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1879
  1881. thing out. Oh well, thanks Jane.

    Segment details1:59:27–1:59:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1880
  1882. Yet your views still trash as compared to

    Segment details1:59:31–1:59:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1881
  1883. back then and you are in debt and

    Segment details1:59:33–1:59:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1882
  1884. overdraft. What a downfall. You will fall

    Segment details1:59:35–1:59:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1883
  1885. even more, loser stalker gay Daniel. I

    Segment details1:59:38–1:59:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1884
  1886. can't get it out the stupid door. Well,

    Segment details1:59:41–1:59:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1885
  1887. yeah, obviously the gaming channel views

    Segment details1:59:43–1:59:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1886
  1888. are not great right now. It's because I

    Segment details1:59:45–1:59:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1887
  1889. haven't uploaded anything in 2 months,

    Segment details1:59:46–1:59:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1888
  1890. and I've only been back to uploading on it

    Segment details1:59:48–1:59:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1889
  1891. for like 2 days. It doesn't take 2 days.

    Segment details1:59:51–1:59:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1890
  1892. It will take weeks of pumping out

    Segment details1:59:54–1:59:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1891
  1893. content before it's back on track.

    Segment details1:59:57–1:59:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1892
  1894. You people really have no clue about

    Segment details2:00:01–2:00:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1893
  1895. YouTube, do you? If you don't know what

    Segment details2:00:04–2:00:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1894
  1896. you're talking about, then just shut up.

    Segment details2:00:06–2:00:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1895
  1897. There. Imagine all my clothing's blown

    Segment details2:00:11–2:00:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1896
  1898. away tomorrow morning. The walls are

    Segment details2:00:13–2:00:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1897
  1899. pretty high on the balcony, so it should

    Segment details2:00:16–2:00:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1898
  1900. be fine. Also, the balcony floor is very

    Segment details2:00:18–2:00:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1899
  1901. nice. It's not dirty. Yeah, that should

    Segment details2:00:21–2:00:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1900
  1902. dry nicely.

    Segment details2:00:25–2:00:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1901
  1903. Wait, it's not gonna rain tonight, is it?

    Segment details2:00:28–2:00:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1902
  1904. Better check, better check the weather

    Segment details2:00:30–2:00:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1903
  1905. app.

    Segment details2:00:32–2:00:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1904
  1906. I hate it when people who have no idea

    Segment details2:00:36–2:00:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1905
  1907. about YouTube start lecturing me about

    Segment details2:00:37–2:00:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1906
  1908. YouTube. So stupid.

    Segment details2:00:39–2:00:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1907
  1909. You think I care if I make 10 videos and

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  1910. 5 videos flop? All I care about is if

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  1911. at least 2 videos got a couple thousand

    Segment details2:00:50–2:00:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1910
  1912. views. Then it was worth doing, wasn't it?

    Segment details2:00:52–2:00:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1911
  1913. What's for dinner? I already had dinner.

    Segment details2:01:00–2:01:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1912
  1914. I had a sandwich and crisps.

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  1915. You don't know about YouTube either.

    Segment details2:01:06–2:01:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1914
  1916. That's why your channels are dying and

    Segment details2:01:07–2:01:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1915
  1917. viewers don't watch you anymore. You are

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  1918. failing. Haha.

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  1919. That's just the natural lifespan of a

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  1920. YouTube channel. It's not about not

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  1921. knowing about YouTube. You can know

    Segment details2:01:20–2:01:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1920
  1922. everything about YouTube and the same

    Segment details2:01:23–2:01:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1921
  1923. thing will happen. It's just like you can

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  1924. be an expert on health and diet and

    Segment details2:01:27–2:01:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1923
  1925. exercise, you're still going to die

    Segment details2:01:29–2:01:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1924
  1926. because that's just what happens. You

    Segment details2:01:31–2:01:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1925
  1927. can't prevent death even if you are an

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  1928. expert.

    Segment details2:01:35–2:01:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1927
  1929. But I lasted pretty long on YouTube,

    Segment details2:01:39–2:01:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1928
  1930. longer than others, thanks to my knowledge

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  1931. of drama, clickbait.

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  1932. Um, not, not baiting too hard, too much

    Segment details2:01:49–2:01:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1931
  1933. when it was not necessary, and, and

    Segment details2:01:55–2:01:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1932
  1934. baiting enough, just enough, but not too

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  1935. much.

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  1936. Obviously now it's just like all bait cuz

    Segment details2:02:04–2:02:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1935
  1937. it's over.

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  1938. I think I handled my YouTube channel

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  1939. People are idiots saying stop doing drama,

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  1940. do something else. I should have done more

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  1941. drama, not less. If I stopped doing drama

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  1942. when they told me to and I took their

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  1943. advice, the channel would have died much

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  1944. faster, much earlier.

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  1945. Oh, you're wrong yet, Chris Broad. Ryan

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  1946. Ishida, Nobita, all still in the game and

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  1947. gaining more viewers and money. You're

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  1948. just a stupid loser gay Daniel. Now

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  1949. Chris's channel, Nobita gets like 30K

    Segment details2:02:53–2:02:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1948
  1950. views and he's got 700K subs. His

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  1951. channel's dead. Rion Ishida, he doesn't

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  1952. get any new— he doesn't get any more

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  1953. viewers, he just gets the same viewers

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  1954. every time. So he's not growing. Chris's

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  1955. channel has peaked,

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  1956. and he's desperately changing titles and

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  1957. thumbnails because the performance is not

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  1958. what he expected.

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  1959. Chris gets the same views every video now,

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  1960. like a million. Some of his videos don't

    Segment details2:03:22–2:03:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1959
  1961. even have a million views. Some of them

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  1962. have like 800,000.

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  1963. So his channel hasn't grown at all.

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  1964. It's just his content that works for him

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  1965. is sustainable, whereas mine wasn't.

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  1966. I used to get good views too, and I would

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  1967. have carried on getting good views if

    Segment details2:03:47–2:03:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1966
  1968. certain conditions stayed the same, but my

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  1969. content relied on certain

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  1970. conditions and people providing me with

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  1971. the content, whereas Chris doesn't really

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  1972. rely on that.

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  1973. Imagine you've got a gun and you've got

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  1974. ammunition for the gun, but the ammunition

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  1975. requires the special expertise and

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  1976. knowledge of a special gun crafter to make

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  1977. you the ammunition. But then that gun

    Segment details2:04:19–2:04:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1976
  1978. crafter dies and you can't get ammunition

    Segment details2:04:20–2:04:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1977
  1979. anymore for your gun, then you're screwed.

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  1980. Chris has a gun that shoots very standard

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  1981. ammunition that he doesn't need a special

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  1982. gun crafter for, whereas my ammunition was

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  1983. very specific and niche,

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  1984. and when I ran out of ammunition, I

    Segment details2:04:38–2:04:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1983
  1985. couldn't fire my gun anymore. Do you see

    Segment details2:04:39–2:04:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1984
  1986. what I mean?

    Segment details2:04:42–2:04:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1985
  1987. God, it's really hot in here now.

    Segment details2:04:50–2:04:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1986
  1988. So either I get a new gun or I find a

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  1989. way to make the ammunition again.

    Segment details2:05:00–2:05:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1988
  1990. I'd rather get a new gun.

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  1991. My new gun is gaming content. Ah,

    Segment details2:05:11–2:05:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1990
  1992. gaming content is easy to churn out.

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  1993. It's, um, basically almost never-ending.

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  1994. There's always games coming out,

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  1995. and it's basically zero to low cost for

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  1996. me, and there's zero cost for me to my

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  1997. personal life when I make gaming content.

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  1998. Nobody cares about you at all. You don't

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  1999. have any loyal followings. Everyone

    Segment details2:05:44–2:05:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1998
  2000. laughing at you, not with you. Even your

    Segment details2:05:45–2:05:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_1999
  2001. Discord members constantly talks bad about

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  2002. behind your back on other servers. You are

    Segment details2:05:51–2:05:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2001
  2003. a lolcow, haha. You will continue to fall,

    Segment details2:05:54–2:05:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2002
  2004. haha. I don't really care about Discord.

    Segment details2:05:55–2:05:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2003
  2005. They can say what they want. It's like,

    Segment details2:05:58–2:06:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2004
  2006. what, 20 people, 15 of which don't even

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  2007. watch me anymore. Why would I care what

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  2008. they think? I couldn't

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  2009. care less about the Discord.

    Segment details2:06:11–2:06:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2008
  2010. Don't even care.

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  2011. Oh, shut up, Etienne, you're so stupid. I

    Segment details2:06:29–2:06:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2010
  2012. know you're gonna listen. He keeps saying

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  2013. the same thing every time.

    Segment details2:06:36–2:06:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2012
  2014. Belle Delphine ignoring you, she replies

    Segment details2:06:46–2:06:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2013
  2015. to everyone else. How do you know she

    Segment details2:06:49–2:06:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2014
  2016. replies to everyone else? You message her

    Segment details2:06:51–2:06:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2015
  2017. then, see if she replies. Me and Belle,

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  2018. we're friends. She showed me her garden.

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  2019. Well, I was able to blow up and grow on

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  2020. YouTube and create a following without

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  2021. following any trends, doing anything

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  2022. gimmicky without copying anyone.

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  2023. I just organically had my own style and

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  2024. own content and personality and

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  2025. created my channel out of thin air,

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  2026. unlike some people who just rely on

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  2027. gimmicks and other people collabing with

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  2028. them, or people like Chris

    Segment details2:07:47–2:07:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2027
  2029. need Japan to have any kind of relevance.

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  2030. Whereas I was just saying, if you're the

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  2031. smartest in the room, you wouldn't be in

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  2032. debt and lost so much in stocks and dead

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  2033. YouTube channel. In all honesty, you're

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  2034. the most stupid in the room and nobody

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  2035. likes you. I hope Cami sells the home and

    Segment details2:08:04–2:08:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2034
  2036. you will be homeless when you get old.

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  2037. Well, I never said I'm a financial expert.

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  2038. Uh, my channel's not dead. I make, I make

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  2039. about 300,000

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  2040. views a month. That's quite a lot of views

    Segment details2:08:24–2:08:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2039
  2041. still. Maybe per video the views aren't

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  2042. great, but altogether the views are still

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  2043. good enough for me to live off of.

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  2044. The number of views per video is not the

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  2045. most important thing. The number of views

    Segment details2:08:43–2:08:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2044
  2046. you get Per month is the more important

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  2047. thing that people seem to look over.

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  2048. They'll get a screenshot of a couple of my

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  2049. videos and they've got 2K, 4K views and

    Segment details2:08:52–2:08:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2048
  2050. they think, oh, there's no way he's living

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  2051. off this. He's only getting 4K views. But

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  2052. they're ignoring the fact that I get

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  2053. nearly half a million views every month

    Segment details2:09:02–2:09:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2052
  2054. from all my videos in combination.

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  2055. Which is obviously enough to live off,

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  2056. otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this.

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  2057. How would I be able to do this if I didn't

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  2058. make enough to live off it?

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  2059. And yeah, I might be spending more now

    Segment details2:09:37–2:09:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2058
  2060. than I make, but this is just a few months

    Segment details2:09:39–2:09:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2059
  2061. out of the whole year. I don't live like

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  2062. this all year round. The rest of the year

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  2063. I'll be at home spending basically

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  2064. nothing, making all my money back. So

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  2065. yeah, you can splurge a few months and

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  2066. then hunker down for the rest of the year

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  2067. and make back what you lost.

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  2068. I think people just don't understand basic

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  2069. maths and finances. People are pretty

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  2070. stupid.

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  2071. I get so many comments, people saying I'm

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  2072. not self-sufficient because I only get XYZ

    Segment details2:10:15–2:10:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2071
  2073. amount of views on these specific videos

    Segment details2:10:18–2:10:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2072
  2074. that they've cherry-picked because they've

    Segment details2:10:21–2:10:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2073
  2075. got low views. But I still get views

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  2076. from my old videos as well. So it

    Segment details2:10:26–2:10:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2075
  2077. all adds up.

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  2078. Still made like $2,000 every month since

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  2079. I've been in Japan.

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  2080. I probably make more money than tens of

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  2081. millions of people in Japan.

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  2082. I'm not wasting money. I'm having a good

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  2083. time. I'm having good food. I'm seeing

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  2084. stuff. I'm living in luxury in this

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  2085. nice apartment. I don't see how that's a

    Segment details2:11:20–2:11:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2084
  2086. waste. I'm having a good time in Japan.

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  2087. If you know so much about finances, you

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  2088. would be able to gauge. I didn't say I

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  2089. know much about finances. I know what I'm

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  2090. saying. Also, you are basically losing

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  2091. money if you have to go home and make the

    Segment details2:11:31–2:11:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2090
  2092. money to what you spent or lost. You still

    Segment details2:11:33–2:11:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2091
  2093. owe Cami money. Also, Maidstone will kill

    Segment details2:11:36–2:11:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2092
  2094. your streams and channel loser. No, I

    Segment details2:11:39–2:11:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2093
  2095. temporarily lose money in Japan, but in

    Segment details2:11:41–2:11:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2094
  2096. the long run, when you look at the bigger

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  2097. picture, I will be making more money than

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  2098. I spend. You just don't understand basic

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  2099. economics. It's okay to lose some money

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  2100. for a percentage of the year as long as

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  2101. the majority of the year you're making

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  2102. more money. Ah,

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  2103. I give up. You're just too stupid to

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  2104. understand. It's like

    Segment details2:12:08–2:12:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2103
  2105. talking to a stupid chimpanzee.

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  2106. Oh, so glad I don't have to walk anywhere

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  2107. anymore.

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  2108. Do you miss the 10-hour walking streams?

    Segment details2:12:42–2:12:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2107
  2109. It was the same thing over and over again.

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  2110. I just complain about my feet, complain

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  2111. about the wind and rain, and then get

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  2112. McDonald's and complain about chavs. At

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  2113. least this way I'm not complaining about

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  2114. stuff non-stop. I feel more relaxed and

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  2115. comfortable.

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  2116. It feels kind of stuffy in here though.

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  2117. Oh wow, thanks Jane. Stupid idiot Daniel,

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  2118. who says you were going to make money when

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  2119. you get back to Maidstone? Nobody will

    Segment details2:13:19–2:13:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2118
  2120. watch your trash content. Haha, you're the

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  2121. stupid monkey. No, I'm gonna make like

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  2122. £1,200 a month back home. I'll make

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  2123. Yeah, I probably expect this channel to

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  2124. drop down to like $600 or $700 a month,

    Segment details2:13:34–2:13:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2123
  2125. but then I expect the gaming channel to

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  2126. pick back up and get up to like $700 a

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  2127. month. So 2 channels combined probably

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  2128. make like $1,400 a month.

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  2129. No, I'm not filling the bathtub yet. I

    Segment details2:13:55–2:13:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2128
  2130. still got another 3 hours left stream. I

    Segment details2:13:58–2:14:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2129
  2131. gotta wake up early tomorrow. I probably

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  2132. wake up at like 8 o'clock, make coffee,

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  2133. have shower, do some— I haven't even done

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  2134. any packing. Oh my God, this is why I

    Segment details2:14:07–2:14:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2133
  2135. didn't want to stream tonight. I knew this

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  2136. would happen. Let's start packing.

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  2137. I might get rid of this hoodie,

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  2138. or I could wear it instead of the fleece

    Segment details2:14:22–2:14:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2137
  2139. because it's getting pretty hot now.

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  2140. Hmm, these are my long

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  2141. sleeve Levi shirts where I

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  2142. bought these for the driving lessons when

    Segment details2:14:38–2:14:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2141
  2143. it was really hot in the UK in 2022.

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  2144. Before I went to Thailand and felt

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  2145. comfortable wearing t-shirts, I could only

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  2146. wear these. Now I don't care and I just

    Segment details2:14:46–2:14:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2145
  2147. wear t-shirts all the time. That's what I

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  2148. learned in Thailand. But yeah, I used to

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  2149. have to wear these long-sleeve shirts

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  2150. because I really didn't like showing my

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  2151. arms because I used to be very insecure

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  2152. Now I'm just normalized to wearing

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  2153. t-shirts, but it is a nice long-sleeve

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  2154. shirt. I don't know if I get rid of it or

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  2155. not. Gonna wear this tomorrow,

    Segment details2:15:09–2:15:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2154
  2156. so it's my jumper, my jeans, so I need

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  2157. that. And I else. It's basically

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  2158. all clothing that's gonna take up most of

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  2159. the space. I've got my sister's wedding

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  2160. present here. I've got this bamboo

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  2161. roasted Japanese coffee. Bet she'll

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  2162. love it. If not,

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  2163. I'll have it. I'm interested to see what

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  2164. bamboo roasted coffee tastes like. I'll

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  2165. give it to her and then I'll say, I Can I

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  2166. have some? Do you want to try it now?

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  2167. See, that's the secret to gift giving is

    Segment details2:15:49–2:15:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2166
  2168. if you don't know what to get them, get

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  2169. something you like, and then when they

    Segment details2:15:54–2:15:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2168
  2170. open it, you can try it as well. So it's

    Segment details2:15:56–2:15:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2169
  2171. an interesting experience for both of you.

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  2172. That is how you get gifts easily for

    Segment details2:16:02–2:16:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2171
  2173. Okay, what do I do?

    Segment details2:16:10–2:16:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2172
  2174. Definitely want to take my coffee. Apple

    Segment details2:16:15–2:16:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2173
  2175. Hotel coffee sucks. The stick coffee they

    Segment details2:16:18–2:16:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2174
  2176. give you is horrible. I got my own Nest

    Segment details2:16:21–2:16:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2175
  2177. Cafe Gold Blend, and I got my own stick

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  2178. sugar. I add two stick sugars with

    Segment details2:16:27–2:16:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2177
  2179. my coffee and some milk. Best coffee ever.

    Segment details2:16:30–2:16:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2178
  2180. Don't need anything fancy.

    Segment details2:16:34–2:16:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2179
  2181. When are you going back to the UK? Going

    Segment details2:16:38–2:16:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2180
  2182. back in June, beginning of June.

    Segment details2:16:40–2:16:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2181
  2183. Then I'm gonna make some fire content,

    Segment details2:16:45–2:16:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2182
  2184. focus on making some videos, I guess.

    Segment details2:16:49–2:16:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2183
  2185. Take a break from streaming. I'll be like,

    Segment details2:16:51–2:16:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2184
  2186. hello guys, welcome back to a new video.

    Segment details2:16:55–2:16:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2185
  2187. So recently I

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  2188. realized I can't

    Segment details2:17:02–2:17:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2187
  2189. think of anything to say that's not either

    Segment details2:17:06–2:17:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2188
  2190. racist, non-PC.

    Segment details2:17:07–2:17:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2189
  2191. Hmm. Very hard to not be racist because

    Segment details2:17:12–2:17:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2190
  2192. as soon as you say Japanese people XYZ,

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  2193. it's kind of racist, isn't it?

    Segment details2:17:20–2:17:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2192
  2194. Boring. Can't be racist anymore.

    Segment details2:17:24–2:17:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2193
  2195. What topics can I talk about? How social

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  2196. anxiety affected me as a 35-year-old man

    Segment details2:17:34–2:17:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2195
  2197. in Japan. I've always had trouble talking

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  2198. to people. It wasn't until I was 22 I

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  2199. realized I had a terrible disease called

    Segment details2:17:44–2:17:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2198
  2200. social anxiety. It ruined my life. I

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  2201. blamed my parents. They never knew I had

    Segment details2:17:50–2:17:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2200
  2202. it. When they could have treated me and

    Segment details2:17:53–2:17:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2201
  2203. saved me, they were too busy working. I

    Segment details2:17:55–2:17:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2202
  2204. hate them.

    Segment details2:17:59–2:17:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2203
  2205. That's what my content used to be about,

    Segment details2:18:03–2:18:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2204
  2206. wasn't it? Boo-hoo, I'm scared

    Segment details2:18:05–2:18:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2205
  2207. of people. Boo-hoo, my girlfriend dumped

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  2208. me. Boo-hoo, I got fired.

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  2209. I have no idea what to make videos about

    Segment details2:18:18–2:18:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2208
  2210. now. Why I'm scared of women and

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  2211. then insult every woman that watches me.

    Segment details2:18:24–2:18:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2210
  2212. Why Hitler wasn't so bad after all. At

    Segment details2:18:30–2:18:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2211
  2213. least he loved his family. You can't say

    Segment details2:18:34–2:18:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2212
  2214. he was a bad father and husband,

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  2215. otherwise he wouldn't have killed his

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  2216. children before killing himself. No father

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  2217. wants to see their children I mean, why

    Segment details2:18:46–2:18:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2216
  2218. did he kill his children though? I don't

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  2219. get it. America is

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  2220. not gonna like torture his children.

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  2221. What do you think would have happened to

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  2222. Hitler's children if he didn't shoot them?

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  2223. It's not their fault their father was a

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  2224. raging maniac. I don't

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  2225. think they would have been arrested by the

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  2226. American army just because their dad was

    Segment details2:19:10–2:19:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2225
  2227. Hitler. I don't get it. Like, what's the

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  2228. logic? Obviously if you're a dad, you'd

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  2229. want your kids to live, wouldn't you?

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  2230. Maybe he was scared his kids were going to

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  2231. get graped by Russians.

    Segment details2:19:22–2:19:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2230
  2232. That's why. Do you think the Russians

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  2233. would have graped Hitler's children?

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  2234. Why'd he shoot his dog though? The dog

    Segment details2:19:33–2:19:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2233
  2235. didn't do nothing wrong. The Russians

    Segment details2:19:35–2:19:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2234
  2236. would grape his dog too, maybe.

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  2237. What do you mean, did he have children?

    Segment details2:19:49–2:19:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2236
  2238. It's well documented he get—

    Segment details2:19:50–2:19:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2237
  2239. didn't he give his children cyanide before

    Segment details2:19:55–2:19:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2238
  2240. taking his own life?

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  2241. I don't know what else to talk about,

    Segment details2:20:07–2:20:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2240
  2242. really. I already told all my stories,

    Segment details2:20:10–2:20:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2241
  2243. already gave all my thoughts and opinions.

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  2244. I don't really feel strongly about

    Segment details2:20:18–2:20:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2243
  2245. anything right now. You have

    Segment details2:20:19–2:20:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2244
  2246. to feel strongly about things to be able

    Segment details2:20:23–2:20:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2245
  2247. to have an opinion. You need to have an

    Segment details2:20:26–2:20:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2246
  2248. opinion on something to be able to make a

    Segment details2:20:28–2:20:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2247
  2249. video. If you don't have an opinion, then

    Segment details2:20:30–2:20:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2248
  2250. how are you gonna take a side?

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  2251. That's the tricky thing.

    Segment details2:20:36–2:20:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2250
  2252. He didn't have children? Pretty sure he

    Segment details2:20:43–2:20:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2251
  2253. had children. I'm not just making up some

    Segment details2:20:46–2:20:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2252
  2254. random memory.

    Segment details2:20:49–2:20:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2253
  2255. I don't know why I feel out of breath.

    Segment details2:20:53–2:20:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2254
  2256. God, I wish this was real. I would

    Segment details2:20:58–2:21:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2255
  2257. love a quiche. I miss quiche. I haven't

    Segment details2:21:02–2:21:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2256
  2258. had quiche in ages.

    Segment details2:21:06–2:21:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2257
  2259. Okay, I'll Google it.

    Segment details2:21:12–2:21:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2258
  2260. Did Hitler have Children.

    Segment details2:21:20–2:21:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2259
  2261. It's alleged Hitler had a son. See,

    Segment details2:21:28–2:21:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2260
  2262. he did have children.

    Segment details2:21:33–2:21:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2261
  2263. Imagine being a dictator and you still

    Segment details2:21:39–2:21:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2262
  2264. don't have any children. What a loser. He

    Segment details2:21:42–2:21:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2263
  2265. could have fucked any women he wanted.

    Segment details2:21:46–2:21:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2264
  2266. Why I hate Hitler. He was so horrible.

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  2267. He killed millions of people, and he was

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  2268. racist.

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  2269. My thoughts on Hitler, part 2.

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  2270. Chris has the right team.

    Segment details2:22:32–2:22:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2269
  2271. Well, what about my team? I got Hong Kong

    Segment details2:22:35–2:22:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2270
  2272. guy and I've got Blood

    Segment details2:22:37–2:22:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2271
  2273. Bucket.

    Segment details2:22:42–2:22:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2272
  2274. We can take on Trash Taste anytime.

    Segment details2:22:46–2:22:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2273
  2275. Yeah, I don't know what's up with Blood

    Segment details2:22:55–2:22:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2274
  2276. Bucket recently. She kind of changed some

    Segment details2:22:56–2:23:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2275
  2277. point around May. I don't know,

    Segment details2:23:02–2:23:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2276
  2278. something happened, she changed. I don't

    Segment details2:23:05–2:23:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2277
  2279. know why. Something definitely happened.

    Segment details2:23:08–2:23:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2278
  2280. I don't know, really.

    Segment details2:23:10–2:23:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2279
  2281. She kind of just disappeared, didn't she?

    Segment details2:23:16–2:23:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2280
  2282. Very strange. I wonder what could have

    Segment details2:23:21–2:23:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2281
  2283. happened. I really don't think it's

    Segment details2:23:23–2:23:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2282
  2284. just because of the sleepover thing.

    Segment details2:23:26–2:23:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2283
  2285. Oh well, I thought it would happen sooner

    Segment details2:23:33–2:23:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2284
  2286. Had some good times. It's good enough,

    Segment details2:23:41–2:23:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2285
  2287. I guess.

    Segment details2:23:45–2:23:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2286
  2288. See if my laundry's okay.

    Segment details2:23:52–2:23:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2287
  2289. Looks fine.

    Segment details2:23:56–2:23:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2288
  2290. Damn, this neighborhood's so quiet. I love

    Segment details2:24:00–2:24:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2289
  2291. it, but I don't like outside.

    Segment details2:24:02–2:24:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2290
  2292. It's too busy. It's all these supermarkets

    Segment details2:24:06–2:24:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2291
  2293. outside, all these old people going to it

    Segment details2:24:10–2:24:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2292
  2294. to buy food.

    Segment details2:24:12–2:24:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2293
  2295. McDonald's. Is that how I say it?

    Segment details2:24:18–2:24:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2294
  2296. McDonald's. M— don't

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  2297. I can't pack everything because I need it

    Segment details2:24:31–2:24:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2296
  2298. tomorrow morning.

    Segment details2:24:33–2:24:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2297
  2299. Hmm, it is kind of sad when

    Segment details2:24:51–2:24:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2298
  2300. things end, but for something new to

    Segment details2:24:54–2:24:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2299
  2301. begin, the previous thing has to end. So

    Segment details2:24:57–2:24:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2300
  2302. it's just the natural way,

    Segment details2:25:00–2:25:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2301
  2303. natural way of how life must be.

    Segment details2:25:03–2:25:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2302
  2304. It was a journey.

    Segment details2:25:09–2:25:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2303
  2305. No, I'm not leaving Japan tomorrow. I'm

    Segment details2:25:15–2:25:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2304
  2306. meeting my girlfriend tomorrow, and then

    Segment details2:25:17–2:25:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2305
  2307. we're traveling around Tokyo for 2 weeks

    Segment details2:25:18–2:25:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2306
  2308. and Osaka and also Nagano. Booked a really

    Segment details2:25:22–2:25:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2307
  2309. nice place in Nagano Prefecture. I'm gonna

    Segment details2:25:25–2:25:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2308
  2310. take a video to show off my £500 a

    Segment details2:25:28–2:25:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2309
  2311. night ryokan in

    Segment details2:25:33–2:25:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2310
  2312. Nagano. It's the same one Chris

    Segment details2:25:37–2:25:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2311
  2313. stayed in. I'm gonna shag in the same bed

    Segment details2:25:40–2:25:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2312
  2314. Chris slept in. Haha! I'm gonna yell

    Segment details2:25:44–2:25:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2313
  2315. Chris's name when I climax. Be like,

    Segment details2:25:48–2:25:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2314
  2316. Chris! Oh,

    Segment details2:25:50–2:25:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2315
  2317. bet Chris banged Sharla in that same bed.

    Segment details2:25:55–2:25:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2316
  2318. That's hot, banging my girlfriend in the

    Segment details2:25:59–2:26:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2317
  2319. same bed Chris banged Sharla. Bet you're

    Segment details2:26:03–2:26:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2318
  2320. jealous. But you're jealous of

    Segment details2:26:07–2:26:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2319
  2321. me. Maybe it still smells like shala.

    Segment details2:26:11–2:26:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2320
  2322. My next video will be called, I had cereal

    Segment details2:26:21–2:26:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2321
  2323. in the same bed Chris Broad did. We are

    Segment details2:26:25–2:26:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2322
  2324. dick bros now.

    Segment details2:26:28–2:26:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2323
  2325. Yeah, I could rent her Airbnb, put her

    Segment details2:26:36–2:26:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2324
  2326. spatula up my bum.

    Segment details2:26:39–2:26:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2325
  2327. No, I wouldn't do that. That's getting a

    Segment details2:26:44–2:26:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2326
  2328. bit too creepy.

    Segment details2:26:48–2:26:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2327
  2329. The Helldiver comments are so funny

    Segment details2:27:12–2:27:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2328
  2330. because people click it expecting a proper

    Segment details2:27:14–2:27:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2329
  2331. video and it's just me sighing and

    Segment details2:27:17–2:27:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2330
  2332. sneezing and making stupid noises like me

    Segment details2:27:21–2:27:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2331
  2333. me me me me me. Oh, fucking boring game.

    Segment details2:27:23–2:27:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2332
  2334. And then I just give up. I start off the

    Segment details2:27:26–2:27:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2333
  2335. video trying to do it properly and I just

    Segment details2:27:29–2:27:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2334
  2336. give up. No one's

    Segment details2:27:30–2:27:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2335
  2337. gonna watch anyway.

    Segment details2:27:34–2:27:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2336
  2338. Where's my Switch? I sold it ages ago

    Segment details2:27:38–2:27:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2337
  2339. because I didn't play it. I played

    Segment details2:27:41–2:27:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2338
  2340. Zelda. What was the new one called?

    Segment details2:27:45–2:27:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2339
  2341. Not Breath of the Wild.

    Segment details2:27:48–2:27:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2340
  2342. I forgot what the new one was called. The

    Segment details2:27:52–2:27:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2341
  2343. new one, remember? I, I bought that and I

    Segment details2:27:55–2:27:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2342
  2344. played quite a lot. I got to the Third

    Segment details2:27:58–2:28:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2343
  2345. Temple and then I got bored. The game is

    Segment details2:28:01–2:28:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2344
  2346. just very repetitive and

    Segment details2:28:04–2:28:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2345
  2347. the whole building stuff out of random

    Segment details2:28:10–2:28:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2346
  2348. objects got very boring quickly.

    Segment details2:28:11–2:28:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2347
  2349. Forgot the name of it. I really

    Segment details2:28:16–2:28:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2348
  2350. want to know now. Yeah, like Tears of the

    Segment details2:28:19–2:28:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2349
  2351. Kingdom, wasn't it? Very boring. I don't

    Segment details2:28:23–2:28:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2350
  2352. like Zelda.

    Segment details2:28:26–2:28:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2351
  2353. The game is just like a bunch of gimmicks

    Segment details2:28:33–2:28:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2352
  2354. in a sandboxy world with a bunch of

    Segment details2:28:36–2:28:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2353
  2355. characters that are really boring.

    Segment details2:28:39–2:28:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2354
  2356. And then some evil force that must be

    Segment details2:28:43–2:28:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2355
  2357. defeated because of the poor kingdom,

    Segment details2:28:45–2:28:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2356
  2358. boohoo. And then the stupid princess

    Segment details2:28:48–2:28:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2357
  2359. who never helps you do anything. I hate

    Segment details2:28:52–2:28:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2358
  2360. I don't like any Nintendo games. Mario's

    Segment details2:28:58–2:29:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2359
  2361. boring. I like Mario Kart because the

    Segment details2:29:01–2:29:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2360
  2362. gameplay is good, but I don't like Mario

    Segment details2:29:05–2:29:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2361
  2363. really. I don't like Metroid. I don't like

    Segment details2:29:06–2:29:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2362
  2364. Donkey Kong. It's a stupid big fat donkey,

    Segment details2:29:10–2:29:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2363
  2365. isn't it? Don't like— what

    Segment details2:29:12–2:29:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2364
  2366. else do they have? Waluigi.

    Segment details2:29:18–2:29:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2365
  2367. Don't like him. He sucks.

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  2368. Wario is basically just a purple Mario.

    Segment details2:29:24–2:29:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2367
  2369. Pikmin. What the hell even is that? I

    Segment details2:29:27–2:29:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2368
  2370. think Nintendo has the most boring IPs.

    Segment details2:29:30–2:29:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2369
  2371. But then people love Nintendo. I went

    Segment details2:29:33–2:29:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2370
  2372. to the Pokémon store and it was packed

    Segment details2:29:36–2:29:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2371
  2373. full of people buying little, I don't

    Segment details2:29:39–2:29:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2372
  2374. know, Waluigis. Probably because

    Segment details2:29:41–2:29:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2373
  2375. they played Nintendo when they were a kid.

    Segment details2:29:46–2:29:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2374
  2376. Now they're grown-ups with money.

    Segment details2:29:47–2:29:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2375
  2377. I like video games too, but I don't nerd

    Segment details2:29:51–2:29:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2376
  2378. out over some video game I played when I

    Segment details2:29:54–2:29:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2377
  2379. was 10 years old. I was more of a Sony

    Segment details2:29:56–2:29:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2378
  2380. gamer. I played Metal Gear Solid and GTA,

    Segment details2:29:59–2:30:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2379
  2381. Final Fantasy 8 and 9,

    Segment details2:30:02–2:30:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2380
  2382. and then I became an Xbox gamer, played

    Segment details2:30:07–2:30:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2381
  2383. Halo, and then

    Segment details2:30:09–2:30:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2382
  2384. I became a PC gamer when I was 16 or 17.

    Segment details2:30:13–2:30:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2383
  2385. Ditched consoles. Consoles are boring

    Segment details2:30:17–2:30:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2384
  2386. compared to PC gaming. PC gaming is the

    Segment details2:30:20–2:30:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2385
  2387. best. You've got the best games on PC.

    Segment details2:30:23–2:30:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2386
  2388. Like Cyberpunk, World of Warcraft,

    Segment details2:30:25–2:30:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2387
  2389. Rainbow Six Siege. Yeah, some of them are

    Segment details2:30:28–2:30:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2388
  2390. on console, but they're inferior.

    Segment details2:30:31–2:30:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2389
  2391. I don't know why you would not like PC

    Segment details2:30:37–2:30:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2390
  2392. gaming and prefer Nintendo.

    Segment details2:30:40–2:30:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2391
  2393. Oh, I got $500 out of OnlyFans recently.

    Segment details2:30:55–2:30:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2392
  2394. I hadn't checked my OnlyFans in a year.

    Segment details2:30:59–2:31:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2393
  2395. People were still paying for it.

    Segment details2:31:01–2:31:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2394
  2396. Do you think I should do OnlyFans again?

    Segment details2:31:08–2:31:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2395
  2397. Get some toys? I would want to get I

    Segment details2:31:11–2:31:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2396
  2398. don't know, some kind of love doll with a

    Segment details2:31:17–2:31:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2397
  2399. dick. And then I get done

    Segment details2:31:20–2:31:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2398
  2400. up the bum by it, and then it makes me cum

    Segment details2:31:24–2:31:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2399
  2401. everywhere. I just

    Segment details2:31:27–2:31:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2400
  2402. can't be bothered anymore. It's a lot of

    Segment details2:31:32–2:31:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2401
  2403. work to get naked, set up the tripod,

    Segment details2:31:33–2:31:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2402
  2404. get the right camera angle so you look

    Segment details2:31:37–2:31:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2403
  2405. hot. You get the wrong camera angle, you

    Segment details2:31:39–2:31:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2404
  2406. look weird and ugly. Camera angle is very

    Segment details2:31:42–2:31:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2405
  2407. important and the lighting. And then

    Segment details2:31:45–2:31:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2406
  2408. obviously you need no people in the house.

    Segment details2:31:48–2:31:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2407
  2409. I can't do that because my mum— my mum

    Segment details2:31:50–2:31:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2408
  2410. quit her job because she's retired now,

    Segment details2:31:53–2:31:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2409
  2411. so she doesn't go to work. My Malaysian

    Segment details2:31:55–2:31:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2410
  2412. relatives are coming over to stay for like

    Segment details2:31:59–2:32:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2411
  2413. a month. I can't get naked and ride

    Segment details2:32:01–2:32:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2412
  2414. a dildo with my family in the house. So

    Segment details2:32:06–2:32:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2413
  2415. I'd only be able to do it if I lived

    Segment details2:32:09–2:32:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2414
  2416. alone. I could go

    Segment details2:32:11–2:32:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2415
  2417. to the Tenga shop and do stuff here, but I

    Segment details2:32:14–2:32:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2416
  2418. don't really feel like it.

    Segment details2:32:18–2:32:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2417
  2419. Too lazy now.

    Segment details2:32:23–2:32:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2418
  2420. Got boring. I think it would be fun if I

    Segment details2:32:29–2:32:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2419
  2421. actually had gay sex, but I don't want to

    Segment details2:32:33–2:32:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2420
  2422. have gay sex. That would be pretty hot

    Segment details2:32:35–2:32:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2421
  2423. though, to film it. Or maybe

    Segment details2:32:38–2:32:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2422
  2424. just film actual sex. Well, I don't really

    Segment details2:32:42–2:32:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2423
  2425. want to film, because if I'm having sex,

    Segment details2:32:44–2:32:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2424
  2426. I want to enjoy the sex, not worry about

    Segment details2:32:47–2:32:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2425
  2427. camera angles and making sure the lighting

    Segment details2:32:49–2:32:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2426
  2428. is good and making sure it's a good video.

    Segment details2:32:52–2:32:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2427
  2429. I just want to have sex and enjoy it, not

    Segment details2:32:55–2:32:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2428
  2430. fuss around. I think it

    Segment details2:32:57–2:33:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2429
  2431. would ruin sex if I had to also film it.

    Segment details2:33:01–2:33:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2430
  2432. To make it look good. I don't

    Segment details2:33:04–2:33:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2431
  2433. really care about filming sex anymore like

    Segment details2:33:08–2:33:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2432
  2434. I used to. Before, I thought it was so

    Segment details2:33:10–2:33:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2433
  2435. hot to like secretly set up the camera or

    Segment details2:33:13–2:33:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2434
  2436. whip out my phone during sex and just

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  2437. start filming,

    Segment details2:33:20–2:33:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2436
  2438. but I kind of grew out of it. When I was

    Segment details2:33:23–2:33:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2437
  2439. married, I did it a lot. I would just

    Segment details2:33:27–2:33:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2438
  2440. start filming And

    Segment details2:33:29–2:33:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2439
  2441. she wouldn't tell me to stop.

    Segment details2:33:34–2:33:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2440
  2442. I can't be bothered. I could dress up,

    Segment details2:33:48–2:33:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2441
  2443. don't have to get naked. Could get like a

    Segment details2:33:51–2:33:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2442
  2444. sexy outfit and a wig,

    Segment details2:33:55–2:33:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2443
  2445. do some Photoshop to make myself more

    Segment details2:33:59–2:34:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2444
  2446. attractive.

    Segment details2:34:01–2:34:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2445
  2447. How many hours streaming today? I might do

    Segment details2:34:05–2:34:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2446
  2448. a short stream, finish at midnight, have a

    Segment details2:34:08–2:34:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2447
  2449. bath.

    Segment details2:34:11–2:34:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2448
  2450. Got to wake up early tomorrow, check out.

    Segment details2:34:16–2:34:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2449
  2451. I got to head to the airport.

    Segment details2:34:18–2:34:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2450
  2452. And then I'll probably get lunch at the

    Segment details2:34:22–2:34:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2451
  2453. airport as well.

    Segment details2:34:24–2:34:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2452
  2454. Wait, do they have restaurants outside of

    Segment details2:34:28–2:34:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2453
  2455. the gates or do you have to go into the

    Segment details2:34:30–2:34:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2454
  2456. gates? Might get McDonald's.

    Segment details2:34:32–2:34:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2455
  2457. Why aren't you in Thailand?

    Segment details2:34:41–2:34:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2456
  2458. I don't think I could go back yet. It's

    Segment details2:34:45–2:34:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2457
  2459. only been— I feel like I've been in Japan

    Segment details2:34:47–2:34:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2458
  2460. for ages, but actually I've only been out

    Segment details2:34:50–2:34:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2459
  2461. of Thailand now for 2 months.

    Segment details2:34:53–2:34:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2460
  2462. I think if I tried to go back in so soon,

    Segment details2:34:56–2:34:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2461
  2463. they'd be like, why are you here? Get out.

    Segment details2:34:58–2:35:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2462
  2464. I'd get in trouble.

    Segment details2:35:04–2:35:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2463
  2465. What was I saying?

    Segment details2:36:15–2:36:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2464
  2466. I forgot.

    Segment details2:36:22–2:36:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2465
  2467. Yeah, I have to go to airport and get some

    Segment details2:36:26–2:36:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2466
  2468. food. I need to get rid

    Segment details2:36:28–2:36:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2467
  2469. of some stuff. My bag's getting kind of

    Segment details2:36:32–2:36:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2468
  2470. heavy. Maybe some

    Segment details2:36:34–2:36:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2469
  2471. clothing, get rid of it.

    Segment details2:36:38–2:36:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2470
  2472. Leak us some secrets.

    Segment details2:36:43–2:36:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2471
  2473. Um, can't really.

    Segment details2:36:46–2:36:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2472
  2474. I have deathly secrets that

    Segment details2:36:51–2:36:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2473
  2475. would blow your mind if you knew.

    Segment details2:36:55–2:36:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2474
  2476. I'm gonna be a father.

    Segment details2:36:58–2:37:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2475
  2477. Imagine I got a girl pregnant.

    Segment details2:37:28–2:37:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2476
  2478. That'd be crazy.

    Segment details2:37:31–2:37:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2477
  2479. I'm having triplets.

    Segment details2:37:44–2:37:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2478
  2480. I have no secrets. I am an

    Segment details2:37:52–2:37:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2479
  2481. honest open book.

    Segment details2:37:56–2:37:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2480
  2482. Ding! Hmm,

    Segment details2:38:21–2:38:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2481
  2483. I don't really know what else I can do to

    Segment details2:38:25–2:38:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2482
  2484. get ready for tomorrow.

    Segment details2:38:27–2:38:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2483
  2485. Have you been pressured by other people in

    Segment details2:38:31–2:38:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2484
  2486. your life to have children?

    Segment details2:38:34–2:38:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2485
  2487. No, I don't think my mum cares.

    Segment details2:38:37–2:38:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2486
  2488. I don't know if my sister will have

    Segment details2:38:42–2:38:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2487
  2489. children. I'm guessing she will.

    Segment details2:38:44–2:38:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2488
  2490. She got married— I mean, she's getting

    Segment details2:38:48–2:38:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2489
  2491. married. She has a good job.

    Segment details2:38:49–2:38:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2490
  2492. I would think she'd want kids.

    Segment details2:38:54–2:38:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2491
  2493. I would only want kids if I found the

    Segment details2:39:04–2:39:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2492
  2494. perfect partner.

    Segment details2:39:06–2:39:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2493
  2495. Otherwise, gotta keep unrolling.

    Segment details2:39:13–2:39:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2494
  2496. What day is when your debt is fully paid

    Segment details2:39:20–2:39:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2495
  2497. back to my mum? Well, there's no deadline.

    Segment details2:39:23–2:39:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2496
  2498. I don't have to rush. It's not like I owe

    Segment details2:39:26–2:39:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2497
  2499. her 20% interest every payment or

    Segment details2:39:28–2:39:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2498
  2500. something. I can just pay it back when I

    Segment details2:39:32–2:39:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2499
  2501. can. What I can, when I can.

    Segment details2:39:34–2:39:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2500
  2502. Hmm, I can't pack

    Segment details2:39:59–2:40:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2501
  2503. anything because all my clothing is wet.

    Segment details2:40:03–2:40:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2502
  2504. It should dry tonight, I think.

    Segment details2:40:18–2:40:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2503
  2505. I don't know, do you think it'll dry

    Segment details2:40:23–2:40:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2504
  2506. faster in the room or outside on the

    Segment details2:40:25–2:40:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2505
  2507. balcony if I put it under the air

    Segment details2:40:27–2:40:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2506
  2508. conditioner blowing out hot air?

    Segment details2:40:28–2:40:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2507
  2509. Because it's kind of cold outside.

    Segment details2:40:32–2:40:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2508
  2510. Because in Thailand, I put my clothing,

    Segment details2:40:36–2:40:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2509
  2511. my laundry outside, and it dries so

    Segment details2:40:38–2:40:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2510
  2512. quickly because of how hot it is. But if

    Segment details2:40:40–2:40:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2511
  2513. the air's cold, won't it take longer to

    Segment details2:40:43–2:40:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2512
  2514. dry? The fleece is already kind of dry.

    Segment details2:40:45–2:40:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2513
  2515. Under aircon will dry quickly.

    Segment details2:40:56–2:40:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2514
  2516. Are you sure?

    Segment details2:40:59–2:41:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2515
  2517. Daniel got a huge payout, skipped his loan

    Segment details2:41:06–2:41:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2516
  2518. payment. Well, that's because as soon as I

    Segment details2:41:08–2:41:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2517
  2519. got the money, it almost all disappeared

    Segment details2:41:11–2:41:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2518
  2520. straight away. Paying off my overdraft,

    Segment details2:41:13–2:41:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2519
  2521. booking hotels, getting train tickets. It

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  2522. didn't last very long. Didn't even last a

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  2523. week. If I pay my mum, I'll go back into

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  2524. overdraft and then the bank will charge me

    Segment details2:41:26–2:41:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2523
  2525. interest. Oh, I'm tired. Gotta sit down

    Segment details2:41:30–2:41:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2524
  2526. for a bit. Don't have any food.

    Segment details2:41:33–2:41:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2525
  2527. Yeah, maybe I'll bring it back inside. I

    Segment details2:41:44–2:41:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2526
  2528. think you're right, the air conditioner

    Segment details2:41:45–2:41:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2527
  2529. does dry out the air. The air outside

    Segment details2:41:47–2:41:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2528
  2530. is cold, it's not gonna dry.

    Segment details2:41:51–2:41:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2529
  2531. Put it

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  2532. here.

    Segment details2:42:14–2:42:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2531
  2533. Now put the heater on.

    Segment details2:42:24–2:42:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2532
  2534. Maybe I get McDonald's breakfast menu

    Segment details2:42:36–2:42:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2533
  2535. tomorrow when I check out. Check out 10 AM

    Segment details2:42:39–2:42:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2534
  2536. in the morning.

    Segment details2:42:43–2:42:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2535
  2537. Danbo is heating.

    Segment details2:42:52–2:42:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2536
  2538. Danbo. And reibō is

    Segment details2:42:57–2:43:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2537
  2539. cooling. Japanese lesson.

    Segment details2:43:02–2:43:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2538
  2540. Reibō and danbō,

    Segment details2:43:05–2:43:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2539
  2541. cooling and heating.

    Segment details2:43:08–2:43:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2540
  2542. Danbōring.

    Segment details2:43:13–2:43:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2541
  2543. My Japanese level is level 1,

    Segment details2:43:17–2:43:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2542
  2544. super fluent, perfect.

    Segment details2:43:22–2:43:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2543
  2545. Pronunciation. I want to have a look at

    Segment details2:43:26–2:43:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2544
  2546. this sushi bath ball.

    Segment details2:43:30–2:43:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2545
  2547. That sushi looks so good. I'm hungry now.

    Segment details2:43:36–2:43:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2546
  2548. Oh, the sushi is inside

    Segment details2:44:01–2:44:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2547
  2549. of it. I guess it comes out when it melts

    Segment details2:44:05–2:44:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2548
  2550. in the bathtub. Oh, it smells pretty good.

    Segment details2:44:07–2:44:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2549
  2551. Mmm. I've been having baths without

    Segment details2:44:10–2:44:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2550
  2552. putting anything in it. I usually put body

    Segment details2:44:14–2:44:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2551
  2553. soap so there's some kind of smell. But

    Segment details2:44:17–2:44:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2552
  2554. this smells good.

    Segment details2:44:20–2:44:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2553
  2555. Can I eat the bath salt? The bath ball?

    Segment details2:44:27–2:44:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2554
  2556. Why do they wrap it in plastic?

    Segment details2:44:33–2:44:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2555
  2557. So unnecessary. I can't open it very well.

    Segment details2:44:39–2:44:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2556
  2558. Do I put the whole thing in the bathtub?

    Segment details2:44:46–2:44:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2557
  2559. The sushi is inside.

    Segment details2:44:51–2:44:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2558
  2560. Oh, it smells really strong. Oh, whoa,

    Segment details2:44:55–2:44:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2559
  2561. it was making my voice weird.

    Segment details2:45:01–2:45:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2560
  2562. I don't know what flavor it is.

    Segment details2:45:05–2:45:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2561
  2563. It doesn't say. It just smells like,

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  2564. I don't know, like lemon and flowers. Oh,

    Segment details2:45:16–2:45:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2563
  2565. so strong.

    Segment details2:45:20–2:45:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2564
  2566. Damn. You put this in the bathtub and

    Segment details2:45:24–2:45:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2565
  2567. it goes fizzy and smells good.

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  2568. Oh, oh my God, it's really salty.

    Segment details2:45:35–2:45:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2567
  2569. Oh, it's so salty. It's kind of

    Segment details2:45:39–2:45:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2568
  2570. nice. Oh my God. Oh,

    Segment details2:45:44–2:45:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2569
  2571. oh, oh, it's saltier than the sea.

    Segment details2:45:48–2:45:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2570
  2572. Yeah, I thought I'd give it a taste. Why

    Segment details2:46:01–2:46:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2571
  2573. is it salty though?

    Segment details2:46:03–2:46:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2572
  2574. It's like when you cook a human,

    Segment details2:46:07–2:46:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2573
  2575. salt them up for seasoning.

    Segment details2:46:11–2:46:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2574
  2576. It's like when you marinate a chicken.

    Segment details2:46:15–2:46:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2575
  2577. Chicken. Oh, my hairs are everywhere.

    Segment details2:46:19–2:46:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2576
  2578. Maybe I'll wash away the hairs first.

    Segment details2:46:25–2:46:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2577
  2579. Oh, now the floor's all wet.

    Segment details2:46:40–2:46:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2578
  2580. My socks are gonna get wet now.

    Segment details2:46:44–2:46:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2579
  2581. It's a bit early for the bath still.

    Segment details2:46:48–2:46:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2580
  2582. I still want my Apple Hotel bag.

    Segment details2:46:53–2:46:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2581
  2583. Don't need it anymore.

    Segment details2:47:00–2:47:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2582
  2584. Going to a new Apple Hotel tomorrow.

    Segment details2:47:04–2:47:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2583
  2585. Yeah, my friend didn't even message me. I

    Segment details2:47:14–2:47:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2584
  2586. was supposed to meet this friend who I

    Segment details2:47:17–2:47:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2585
  2587. knew from 2013, who I met at guest house,

    Segment details2:47:20–2:47:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2586
  2588. this English-Japanese guy. We were

    Segment details2:47:22–2:47:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2587
  2589. supposed to meet today, and then he said

    Segment details2:47:25–2:47:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2588
  2590. he feels sick and he would message me if

    Segment details2:47:27–2:47:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2589
  2591. he feels better. He never messaged me all

    Segment details2:47:30–2:47:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2590
  2592. day. He better be really sick if

    Segment details2:47:31–2:47:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2591
  2593. it means he can't message me. I don't

    Segment details2:47:39–2:47:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2592
  2594. really want to meet anyway because I'm

    Segment details2:47:42–2:47:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2593
  2595. busy.

    Segment details2:47:43–2:47:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2594
  2596. Yeah, I got ditched. Gay guy couldn't meet

    Segment details2:47:48–2:47:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2595
  2597. until next week. Can't meet Shin.

    Segment details2:47:51–2:47:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2596
  2598. Don't have time.

    Segment details2:47:57–2:47:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2597
  2599. Oh well, guess I won't meet anyone then.

    Segment details2:48:03–2:48:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2598
  2600. Is Blood Bucket

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  2601. done with Daniel?

    Segment details2:48:36–2:48:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2600
  2602. All right.

    Segment details2:48:39–2:48:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2601
  2603. She just says she was feeling depressed or

    Segment details2:48:43–2:48:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2602
  2604. down or something.

    Segment details2:48:46–2:48:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2603
  2605. Something happened.

    Segment details2:48:57–2:49:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2604
  2606. I don't know what— I guess it's none of

    Segment details2:49:07–2:49:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2605
  2607. Well, I don't really want to make content

    Segment details2:49:20–2:49:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2606
  2608. anymore. I just want to have a relaxing,

    Segment details2:49:22–2:49:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2607
  2609. nice trip, go home to the UK,

    Segment details2:49:25–2:49:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2608
  2610. collect myself again.

    Segment details2:49:29–2:49:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2609
  2611. Try and find my purpose,

    Segment details2:49:33–2:49:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2610
  2612. get back into making some videos. Maybe

    Segment details2:49:38–2:49:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2611
  2613. might have to discuss the future of my

    Segment details2:49:46–2:49:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2612
  2614. house with my mum. She might want to sell

    Segment details2:49:49–2:49:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2613
  2615. it. I feel like if she feels like there

    Segment details2:49:52–2:49:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2614
  2616. are people around to help her She

    Segment details2:49:56–2:50:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2615
  2617. won't want to sell the house because it's

    Segment details2:50:00–2:50:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2616
  2618. a lot of work and it's a nice house. I

    Segment details2:50:02–2:50:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2617
  2619. don't know why you'd want to move out of

    Segment details2:50:06–2:50:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2618
  2620. it. People would kill to live in a place

    Segment details2:50:07–2:50:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2619
  2621. like that. Big massive garden, nice big

    Segment details2:50:10–2:50:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2620
  2622. house. But then she's like, oh, it's so

    Segment details2:50:14–2:50:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2621
  2623. hard to look after the garden.

    Segment details2:50:17–2:50:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2622
  2624. Is it though? You just sit on a lawnmower

    Segment details2:50:21–2:50:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2623
  2625. for like 10 minutes. Ride the lawnmower

    Segment details2:50:23–2:50:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2624
  2626. around. You could just pay someone. Pay

    Segment details2:50:27–2:50:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2625
  2627. me, I'll do it. I mean, I owe her £11,000,

    Segment details2:50:30–2:50:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2626
  2628. maybe I should do it for free.

    Segment details2:50:33–2:50:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2627
  2629. She smashed the door, the glass door on

    Segment details2:50:37–2:50:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2628
  2630. the garden cabin, because a stone shot

    Segment details2:50:39–2:50:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2629
  2631. out. I don't think it was her, I think it

    Segment details2:50:43–2:50:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2630
  2632. was Dave Gibson. He was trimming the grass

    Segment details2:50:45–2:50:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2631
  2633. and then a stone shot out from it. Hit the

    Segment details2:50:49–2:50:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2632
  2634. glass window and smashed it, and she had

    Segment details2:50:52–2:50:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2633
  2635. to pay £400 to repair and replace it.

    Segment details2:50:54–2:50:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2634
  2636. Not very good, is it?

    Segment details2:50:59–2:51:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2635
  2637. Very unlucky.

    Segment details2:51:04–2:51:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2636
  2638. If it was me, I'd get one of those robot

    Segment details2:51:08–2:51:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2637
  2639. lawnmowers. Have you seen those? Put a

    Segment details2:51:09–2:51:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2638
  2640. boundary around the garden edge and then

    Segment details2:51:13–2:51:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2639
  2641. the robot just goes up and down mowing it.

    Segment details2:51:15–2:51:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2640
  2642. It's like the vacuum cleaner thing. And

    Segment details2:51:17–2:51:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2641
  2643. then for the garden hedge, I don't know,

    Segment details2:51:20–2:51:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2642
  2644. I did try to trim it. I used those big

    Segment details2:51:23–2:51:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2643
  2645. scissors. My forearms were killing me

    Segment details2:51:25–2:51:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2644
  2646. after a few hours. Oh yeah, I remember

    Segment details2:51:28–2:51:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2645
  2647. now. My hands were shaking like this. I

    Segment details2:51:32–2:51:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2646
  2648. was trimming the bush with the scissor

    Segment details2:51:34–2:51:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2647
  2649. things for a few hours, came back inside,

    Segment details2:51:36–2:51:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2648
  2650. and I basically pulled every muscle in my

    Segment details2:51:39–2:51:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2649
  2651. forearms. And I couldn't even pick stuff

    Segment details2:51:42–2:51:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2650
  2652. up. My whole hand was shaking like that.

    Segment details2:51:44–2:51:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2651
  2653. It was so weird. I had no power left in my

    Segment details2:51:46–2:51:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2652
  2654. arms or my fingers.

    Segment details2:51:49–2:51:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2653
  2655. So that's kind of tiring. Maybe they can

    Segment details2:51:54–2:51:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2654
  2656. get like a saw, like a circular saw,

    Segment details2:51:56–2:51:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2655
  2657. spins round, and then you just shear off

    Segment details2:51:59–2:52:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2656
  2658. the hedge. I say just

    Segment details2:52:02–2:52:05 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2657
  2659. let the garden overgrow. That's what it's

    Segment details2:52:06–2:52:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2658
  2660. supposed to do, isn't it? And then in

    Segment details2:52:08–2:52:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2659
  2661. winter it will die off again. Or just get

    Segment details2:52:09–2:52:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2660
  2662. more rabbits, let them eat all the grass.

    Segment details2:52:13–2:52:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2661
  2663. Nature doesn't need people to maintain it.

    Segment details2:52:18–2:52:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2662
  2664. Nature is supposed to go wild and overgrow

    Segment details2:52:23–2:52:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2663
  2665. and look after itself. It's not like the

    Segment details2:52:26–2:52:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2664
  2666. jungles of the Amazon need people trimming

    Segment details2:52:29–2:52:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2665
  2667. bushes and stuff. It just does its

    Segment details2:52:32–2:52:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2666
  2668. Or I'd get a katana, make it razor sharp,

    Segment details2:52:44–2:52:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2667
  2669. and I'd just Bushido slash the bush up.

    Segment details2:52:47–2:52:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2668
  2670. Karate chop the bush into oblivion.

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  2671. Fucking bush won't mess with me.

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  2672. When summer comes, I'm gonna destroy that

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  2673. garden with my arsenal of bladed weapons.

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  2674. Haha, see if she complains then.

    Segment details2:53:09–2:53:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2673
  2675. Imagine getting kicked out of your house

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  2676. because the garden grows too much, and

    Segment details2:53:18–2:53:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2675
  2677. then you gotta sell. Not letting nature

    Segment details2:53:21–2:53:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2676
  2678. boss me about.

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  2679. I'll invent like a robot that has

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  2680. chainsaws and blades on it, and it just

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  2681. goes around the garden slashing everything

    Segment details2:53:35–2:53:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2680
  2682. to bits. The Garden— the

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  2683. Garden Tron 2000.

    Segment details2:53:40–2:53:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2682
  2684. Imagine if they invented a lightsaber,

    Segment details2:53:47–2:53:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2683
  2685. and then all you have to do is go And it

    Segment details2:53:49–2:53:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2684
  2686. trims off the top of the hedge in a

    Segment details2:53:52–2:53:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2685
  2687. perfect straight line. That would be so

    Segment details2:53:54–2:53:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2686
  2688. good. Lightsaber would be the perfect

    Segment details2:53:57–2:53:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2687
  2689. gardening tool. You got twigs and branches

    Segment details2:54:00–2:54:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2688
  2690. you gotta cut off, just go cut it off like

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  2691. Well, that's my mum's biggest complaint,

    Segment details2:54:16–2:54:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2690
  2692. is that the garden's too big. She needs

    Segment details2:54:18–2:54:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2691
  2693. help to look after it, but she doesn't ask

    Segment details2:54:21–2:54:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2692
  2694. me for help. She just moans because I

    Segment details2:54:24–2:54:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2693
  2695. don't help, and then I don't want to help

    Segment details2:54:25–2:54:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2694
  2696. because she moaned at me. Whereas if she

    Segment details2:54:28–2:54:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2695
  2697. just asked me, then I would have helped.

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  2698. Give me £10, I'll do some gardening.

    Segment details2:54:35–2:54:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2697
  2699. Me and Mila helped do some gardening,

    Segment details2:54:40–2:54:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2698
  2700. remember? We cut that tree down good

    Segment details2:54:41–2:54:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2699
  2701. and proper. I smashed that branch,

    Segment details2:54:46–2:54:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2700
  2702. remember? It cracked in half.

    Segment details2:54:48–2:54:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2701
  2703. Just pay someone. A gardener would be like

    Segment details2:55:01–2:55:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2702
  2704. £20 an hour, wouldn't it? Actually, I'd

    Segment details2:55:04–2:55:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2703
  2705. rather do it myself. I've never had to do

    Segment details2:55:07–2:55:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2704
  2706. the gardening because my dad always did

    Segment details2:55:10–2:55:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2705
  2707. it. And no one told me to do it.

    Segment details2:55:11–2:55:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2706
  2708. I don't see the point because it's all

    Segment details2:55:17–2:55:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2707
  2709. going to die anyway in winter,

    Segment details2:55:18–2:55:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2708
  2710. and then it grows back, and then it'll die

    Segment details2:55:22–2:55:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2709
  2711. again, and then it grows back.

    Segment details2:55:24–2:55:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2710
  2712. Although the grass does need to be cut, I

    Segment details2:55:27–2:55:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2711
  2713. guess. Grass is stupid because it keeps

    Segment details2:55:31–2:55:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2712
  2714. growing and growing. Why doesn't it just

    Segment details2:55:33–2:55:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2713
  2715. grow a couple inches and then stop

    Segment details2:55:36–2:55:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2714
  2716. growing? Why does it keep growing? They

    Segment details2:55:37–2:55:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2715
  2717. should genetically engineer grass so it

    Segment details2:55:41–2:55:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2716
  2718. only grows 2 inches long like this. That

    Segment details2:55:43–2:55:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2717
  2719. long.

    Segment details2:55:45–2:55:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2718
  2720. That's why you have grazing animals like

    Segment details2:55:52–2:55:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2719
  2721. sheep or rabbits. They keep the grass

    Segment details2:55:54–2:55:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2720
  2722. down, turn it into poo.

    Segment details2:55:57–2:56:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2721
  2723. Can't be bothered.

    Segment details2:56:07–2:56:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2722
  2724. I'm busy. I got YouTube videos to make. I

    Segment details2:56:17–2:56:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2723
  2725. don't have time to be slaving away in the

    Segment details2:56:20–2:56:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2724
  2726. But a YouTube empire doesn't run itself.

    Segment details2:56:34–2:56:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2725
  2727. Me and Mila butchered that tree with those

    Segment details2:56:48–2:56:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2726
  2728. axes, remember?

    Segment details2:56:50–2:56:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2727
  2729. Yeah, I think Mira is a clout chaser. She

    Segment details2:57:07–2:57:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2728
  2730. was on the BBC News YouTube channel,

    Segment details2:57:11–2:57:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2729
  2731. probably because she wanted that BBC

    Segment details2:57:13–2:57:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2730
  2732. clout. She only likes me because I was a

    Segment details2:57:17–2:57:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2731
  2733. big YouTuber. And she wanted to be in the

    Segment details2:57:21–2:57:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2732
  2734. videos, but then she got a bit of hate and

    Segment details2:57:23–2:57:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2733
  2735. then she didn't like it anymore.

    Segment details2:57:26–2:57:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2734
  2736. Don't you think it's weird though, me and

    Segment details2:57:39–2:57:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2735
  2737. Mila did it for 9 months and she never got

    Segment details2:57:40–2:57:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2736
  2738. I really can't have kids, I guess.

    Segment details2:57:48–2:57:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2737
  2739. Infertile.

    Segment details2:57:53–2:57:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2738
  2740. Weak sperm make weak times.

    Segment details2:58:03–2:58:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2739
  2741. Weak times create strong sperm.

    Segment details2:58:07–2:58:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2740
  2742. Oh God, I'm hungry. It's too late.

    Segment details2:58:38–2:58:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2741
  2743. I want to go to bed. Gotta go sleep

    Segment details2:58:42–2:58:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2742
  2744. hungry, I guess. I should have bought some

    Segment details2:58:46–2:58:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2743
  2745. food. Damn it, I thought I'd be okay.

    Segment details2:58:48–2:58:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2744
  2746. I dream about sausage McMuffins.

    Segment details2:59:12–2:59:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2745
  2747. Hmm, I think for May I'm

    Segment details2:59:43–2:59:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2746
  2748. only gonna make about $1,000. It's not

    Segment details2:59:47–2:59:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2747
  2749. looking good. I don't have enough time to

    Segment details2:59:50–2:59:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2748
  2750. constantly stream.

    Segment details2:59:53–2:59:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2749
  2751. It's like $850 on Hiding My Room and $150

    Segment details2:59:59–3:00:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2750
  2752. on the gaming channel. The Helldiver

    Segment details3:00:04–3:00:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2751
  2753. videos did help bring the revenue up a

    Segment details3:00:06–3:00:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2752
  2754. little bit, not by much though.

    Segment details3:00:09–3:00:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2753
  2755. If I can get home before the 10th

    Segment details3:00:13–3:00:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2754
  2756. of June and crank out some magic I might

    Segment details3:00:17–3:00:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2755
  2757. be able to save May earnings.

    Segment details3:00:21–3:00:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2756
  2758. It's okay, whatever.

    Segment details3:00:25–3:00:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2757
  2759. Now's the time to enjoy and work hard

    Segment details3:00:28–3:00:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2758
  2760. later. Oh, there's still lots of hair in

    Segment details3:00:31–3:00:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2759
  2761. Play in May,

    Segment details3:00:39–3:00:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2760
  2762. work in June.

    Segment details3:00:42–3:00:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2761
  2763. I'm gonna make the best damn videos you

    Segment details3:01:00–3:01:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2762
  2764. ain't ever damn well seen on hiding in

    Segment details3:01:03–3:01:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2763
  2765. my room since 2018.

    Segment details3:01:07–3:01:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2764
  2766. Wow, that rhymed.

    Segment details3:01:10–3:01:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2765
  2767. I'm gonna bring back the triangle. I'm

    Segment details3:01:15–3:01:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2766
  2768. gonna wear my spiritual awakening outfit,

    Segment details3:01:18–3:01:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2767
  2769. get out the prayer beads, talk about the

    Segment details3:01:21–3:01:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2768
  2770. Israeli deep state and how Putin did

    Segment details3:01:26–3:01:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2769
  2771. nothing wrong and why Zelensky is a

    Segment details3:01:30–3:01:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2770
  2772. corrupt CIA agent, a puppet.

    Segment details3:01:32–3:01:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2771
  2773. Of the CIA planted to disrupt.

    Segment details3:01:38–3:01:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2772
  2774. I'll be like Russell Brand.

    Segment details3:01:44–3:01:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2773
  2775. Did you know the military-industrial

    Segment details3:01:48–3:01:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2774
  2776. revolution, blah blah blah. What is it?

    Segment details3:01:51–3:01:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2775
  2777. The military-industrial something. I can't

    Segment details3:01:54–3:01:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2776
  2778. even remember what the words are.

    Segment details3:01:58–3:01:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2777
  2779. I'll be assassinated by

    Segment details3:02:07–3:02:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2778
  2780. the CIA.

    Segment details3:02:12–3:02:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2779
  2781. What's APAC? IPAC?

    Segment details3:02:18–3:02:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2780
  2782. I'll be Asian

    Segment details3:02:23–3:02:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2781
  2783. Russell Brand.

    Segment details3:02:27–3:02:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2782
  2784. No, boring. Can't bother.

    Segment details3:02:35–3:02:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2783
  2785. Oh, the military-industrial complex. I

    Segment details3:02:42–3:02:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2784
  2786. forgot the complex bit. So do I put the

    Segment details3:02:45–3:02:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2785
  2787. bath ball in now or later?

    Segment details3:02:49–3:02:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2786
  2788. I think I'll put it in now. I've never

    Segment details3:02:54–3:02:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2787
  2789. used bath ball before. Very exciting.

    Segment details3:02:58–3:03:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2788
  2790. It looks weird, like an egg.

    Segment details3:03:09–3:03:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2789
  2791. The tax people stopped messaging me now.

    Segment details3:03:23–3:03:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2790
  2792. I guess it's over.

    Segment details3:03:25–3:03:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2791
  2793. Whoa, it just broke in half and something

    Segment details3:03:29–3:03:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2792
  2794. popped out.

    Segment details3:03:31–3:03:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2793
  2795. What's that? Give me— is that my toy?

    Segment details3:03:34–3:03:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2794
  2796. Oh, did I get the sushi? Uh, what is

    Segment details3:03:40–3:03:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2795
  2797. that? That is

    Segment details3:03:43–3:03:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2796
  2798. rubbish. Oh, why is it yellow?

    Segment details3:03:47–3:03:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2797
  2799. It looks like someone peed in it.

    Segment details3:03:51–3:03:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2798
  2800. This looks really rubbish. Look,

    Segment details3:03:56–3:03:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2799
  2801. what's that really long brown

    Segment details3:04:03–3:04:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2800
  2802. hair doing on it? It's not mine.

    Segment details3:04:08–3:04:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2801
  2803. Oh, this looks so rubbish. I thought it'd

    Segment details3:04:13–3:04:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2802
  2804. be like the picture. Look at the picture.

    Segment details3:04:16–3:04:18 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2803
  2805. The picture is like a delicious— oh, I got

    Segment details3:04:19–3:04:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2804
  2806. the worst one. I got the white one. I

    Segment details3:04:21–3:04:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2805
  2807. wanted the delicious tuna one or the

    Segment details3:04:25–3:04:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2806
  2808. salmon. I got the stupid squid.

    Segment details3:04:27–3:04:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2807
  2809. At least I could put it in my microwave.

    Segment details3:04:32–3:04:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2808
  2810. It's so small. I got the actual

    Segment details3:04:33–3:04:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2809
  2811. worst sushi.

    Segment details3:04:37–3:04:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2810
  2812. I want to eat it, I'm so hungry. Let's see

    Segment details3:04:40–3:04:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2811
  2813. what it tastes like. Oh, oh, it is

    Segment details3:04:44–3:04:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2812
  2814. crunchy. I thought it would be soft.

    Segment details3:04:45–3:04:47 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2813
  2815. I wanted this tuna sushi. Stupid gacha

    Segment details3:04:51–3:04:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2814
  2816. stuff. Put my microwave— I think it would

    Segment details3:04:56–3:04:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2815
  2817. actually fit.

    Segment details3:04:59–3:04:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2816
  2818. Microwave sushi, so disappointing.

    Segment details3:05:04–3:05:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2817
  2819. Put the microwave sushi— yeah, it fits!

    Segment details3:05:13–3:05:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2818
  2820. Haha, it fits! I want the tuna one.

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  2821. Close the door.

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  2822. It fits in the microwave. I can't

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  2823. get it out. Now it's stuck in there.

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  2824. Where are my tweezers?

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  2825. I can't get it.

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  2826. Yay, delicious! What is it supposed to be?

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  2827. Cod?

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  2828. The plate doesn't even spin. Well, a lot

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  2829. of microwaves don't spin. If I paint it

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  2830. red, it can make it look like tuna.

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  2831. Welcome back to Cooking with Daniel.

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  2832. Today we're gonna make microwave sushi.

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  2833. I can't pick it up, stupid thing.

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  2834. Oh my God, it keeps sliding away.

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  2835. Oh, I can use chopsticks.

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  2836. Okay. Why are

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  2837. your thumbs so brown and wrinkly?

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  2838. Because I spent 2 months walking outside

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  2839. in the sun for you guys so you had stream

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  2840. entertainment to watch.

    Segment details3:07:08–3:07:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2839
  2841. Wrinkled and aged my skin, and I didn't

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  2842. even get a thanks.

    Segment details3:07:15–3:07:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2841
  2843. I had to suffer, sacrifice my

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  2844. youthful skin.

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  2845. They should have a button to open the door

    Segment details3:07:42–3:07:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2844
  2846. when it pops open. This button doesn't

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  2847. do anything. I can't believe the sushi

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  2848. fits so well in it.

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  2849. Mmm,

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  2850. itadakimasu! Cooking with Daniel has

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  2851. reached a new low. We can't afford real

    Segment details3:08:12–3:08:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2850
  2852. food anymore. This is the worst sushi

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  2853. ever. Doesn't even look good.

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  2854. Check my bathroom.

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  2855. Mmm, smells funny. Looks like I weed

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  2856. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that color. I

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  2857. thought it'd be yellow.

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  2858. It smells nice.

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  2859. The other one I got was this. I got this.

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  2860. Oh, this one has taiyaki or like a pancake

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  2861. thing. Try it next time.

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  2862. And this one has either donut or churro.

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  2863. But you guys won't see it because I'm not

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  2864. gonna stream after today. I might vlog

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  2865. it. I could vlog my travels, couldn't I?

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  2866. Like the olden days.

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  2867. How much does this apartment cost? It's

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  2868. about £100 a day.

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  2869. Should I message Venus again? Tell her I'm

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  2870. in Tokyo. I can't believe she

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  2871. didn't respond to me after last year. She

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  2872. was like begging to meet me, and then this

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  2873. year she doesn't want to even talk to me.

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  2874. What a bitch.

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  2875. Yeah, my next stream will be in the UK.

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  2876. I'm gonna set up my room, I'm gonna plug

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  2877. in my laptop to my old 32-inch gaming

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  2878. monitor, see what the RTX—

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  2879. was it RTX 3060, I think?

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  2880. Was it a 4060? I'm pretty sure it's a

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  2881. 4060, not a 3060. I've got RTX 4060.

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  2882. I'll plug it into my curved gaming

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  2883. monitor. I gotta get some, some new stuff

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  2884. for my room. I might get a new desk. I'm

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  2885. still using the computer desk I built

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  2886. myself when I was 16 years old, and it's

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  2887. all like wonky and falling apart. My mum

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  2888. could use it for firewood if I break it

    Segment details3:10:56–3:10:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2887
  2889. up. Get a new desk. For my

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  2890. gaming setup and

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  2891. then just hunker down, play Elden Ring

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  2892. DLC. Do not buy

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  2893. Elden Ring DLC. I'll just— oh, you know

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  2894. what I'm going to do? I'm just going to

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  2895. copy and paste the titles from my old

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  2896. Elden Ring videos but just put Tree

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  2897. of the Erdtree or whatever the new DLC is

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  2898. called. I'll just copy and paste the title

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  2899. and replace Elden Ring with Elden Ring:

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  2900. Shadow of the Erdtree.

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  2901. In Shadow of the Erdtree, you can

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  2902. get this new special sword with flame

    Segment details3:11:39–3:11:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2901
  2903. attack, 50% damage.

    Segment details3:11:43–3:11:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2902
  2904. I'll make a stealth assassin build, a tank

    Segment details3:11:47–3:11:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2903
  2905. build, Double-handed bleeding witchery

    Segment details3:11:51–3:11:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2904
  2906. do build. Oh, the water's salty.

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  2907. Oh, the herb tree.

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  2908. I'll get a nice new

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  2909. desk off Amazon. It'll be nice,

    Segment details3:12:12–3:12:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2908
  2910. my new stream setup. Ah,

    Segment details3:12:17–3:12:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2909
  2911. hungry.

    Segment details3:12:40–3:12:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2910
  2912. Do a bath stream? No, I want to get naked.

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  2913. It's not fun having a bath in your

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  2914. Yeah, I pay my mum back £500 a month.

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  2915. A desk would just be, what, £100,

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  2916. £200?

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  2917. Well, might go soon. I don't know what to

    Segment details3:14:37–3:14:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2916
  2918. Central bank digital currencies could be a

    Segment details3:15:06–3:15:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2917
  2919. digital version of money, a bit like a—

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  2920. Joe, what we need are unelected

    Segment details3:15:11–3:15:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2919
  2921. global bodies.

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  2922. I'll try and do some vlogging here in

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  2923. Tokyo during my travels.

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  2924. But I don't really feel like it, to be

    Segment details3:15:43–3:15:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2923
  2925. honest. I'll probably get 5K views and

    Segment details3:15:45–3:15:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2924
  2926. make $20.

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  2927. Next stream? I can't stream until I'm back

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  2928. in the UK.

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  2929. 5 videos a day? Yeah, the channel

    Segment details3:16:24–3:16:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2928
  2930. will really die then. Who's gonna watch

    Segment details3:16:28–3:16:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2929
  2931. me? What? Who's gonna watch if I pump out

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  2932. 5 videos a day? It'll be like exploring

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  2933. Narita Airport, video 1.

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  2934. First day in Tokyo, video 2. Tour of

    Segment details3:16:42–3:16:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2933
  2935. my APA hotel in Tokyo, video 3.

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  2936. Nightlife in Tokyo, video 4. And then

    Segment details3:16:49–3:16:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2935
  2937. what, video 5? All-you-can-eat buffet

    Segment details3:16:53–3:16:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2936
  2938. in Shinjuku. $10 each might make $50.

    Segment details3:16:56–3:17:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2937
  2939. Hey, that could be a good idea actually.

    Segment details3:17:01–3:17:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2938
  2940. Get 2K views each video and

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  2941. spam out loads like I do on my gaming

    Segment details3:17:10–3:17:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2940
  2942. channel.

    Segment details3:17:12–3:17:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2941
  2943. Yeah, I'll try and do some vlogging, but I

    Segment details3:17:19–3:17:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2942
  2944. really just don't think anything

    Segment details3:17:23–3:17:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2943
  2945. interesting can happen. What's going to

    Segment details3:17:23–3:17:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2944
  2946. happen is We go to a place, we walk around

    Segment details3:17:25–3:17:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2945
  2947. it, it looks nice. We get food, it tastes

    Segment details3:17:29–3:17:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2946
  2948. good. There will be crowds of people. I

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  2949. will complain. And then the hotel room

    Segment details3:17:34–3:17:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2948
  2950. where I'll go, wow, a bathtub.

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  2951. That's literally all that's going to

    Segment details3:17:42–3:17:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2950
  2952. The only good thing I can find to film

    Segment details3:17:47–3:17:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2951
  2953. would be like pretty scenery

    Segment details3:17:50–3:17:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2952
  2954. and cinematic shots, but I don't think any

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  2955. of you guys care about that.

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  2956. I'm in one of the most interesting

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  2957. countries in the world. I can't think of

    Segment details3:18:09–3:18:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2956
  2958. anything to film for content. I can't

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  2959. Oh, the vending machine where you put

    Segment details3:18:17–3:18:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2958
  2960. ¥1,000 in and it gives you rubbish is

    Segment details3:18:19–3:18:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2959
  2961. quite interesting. It's like gambling.

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  2962. Woman went on 6 dates a week to save on

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  2963. food. I didn't buy groceries for 2 years.

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  2964. And that is why I always say split the

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  2965. bill. One time I went on this date and she

    Segment details3:18:53–3:18:56 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2964
  2966. was like, you're paying, right? And I was

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  2967. like, maybe.

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  2968. I wanted to ditch so badly. I ended up

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  2969. paying for all of it, but thankfully she

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  2970. was not a dick and gave me some money.

    Segment details3:19:08–3:19:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2969
  2971. Never met her again though.

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  2972. Never again.

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  2973. Ah, I'm so fed up with dating,

    Segment details3:19:29–3:19:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2972
  2974. meeting new people. The problem is meeting

    Segment details3:19:33–3:19:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2973
  2975. new people is tiring, but then sometimes

    Segment details3:19:38–3:19:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2974
  2976. you do meet cool people that you would

    Segment details3:19:41–3:19:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2975
  2977. have never met if you had an I'm not

    Segment details3:19:44–3:19:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2976
  2978. meeting new people mentality.

    Segment details3:19:46–3:19:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2977
  2979. So it's just part of the game, isn't it?

    Segment details3:19:49–3:19:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2978
  2980. But you do have— if you have that

    Segment details3:19:56–3:19:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2979
  2981. mentality of meeting loads of people to

    Segment details3:19:57–3:20:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2980
  2982. meet good people, you end up having to

    Segment details3:20:00–3:20:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2981
  2983. meet a load of rubbish people,

    Segment details3:20:02–3:20:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2982
  2984. and it's just so boring.

    Segment details3:20:08–3:20:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2983
  2985. And it feels so rude to just say straight

    Segment details3:20:13–3:20:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2984
  2986. away, actually, I'm just going to go home,

    Segment details3:20:16–3:20:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2985
  2987. sorry. Feels so bad.

    Segment details3:20:17–3:20:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2986
  2988. Have you ever

    Segment details3:20:47–3:20:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2987
  2989. gone on a date? And the girl just says,

    Segment details3:20:52–3:20:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2988
  2990. sorry, I'm gonna leave straight away.

    Segment details3:20:53–3:20:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2989
  2991. That's never happened to me. I never got

    Segment details3:20:56–3:21:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2990
  2992. ditched either, but I've ditched. I

    Segment details3:21:00–3:21:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2991
  2993. ditched once, I think.

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  2994. Yeah, I went on this date with this

    Segment details3:21:07–3:21:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2993
  2995. Japanese woman a long time ago. Didn't

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  2996. like her at all. We went to karaoke. I

    Segment details3:21:10–3:21:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2995
  2997. said, I'm gonna go to the toilet. I took

    Segment details3:21:14–3:21:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2996
  2998. my bag and I just walked out. I went

    Segment details3:21:15–3:21:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2997
  2999. straight out of the entrance. I just, I

    Segment details3:21:20–3:21:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2998
  3000. couldn't, I couldn't sit in that karaoke

    Segment details3:21:22–3:21:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_2999
  3001. for hours.

    Segment details3:21:24–3:21:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3000
  3002. It was unbearable.

    Segment details3:21:32–3:21:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3001
  3003. Now, one time I was on a date and the girl

    Segment details3:21:40–3:21:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3002
  3004. went to the toilet. And then I just ran.

    Segment details3:21:43–3:21:45 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3003
  3005. I ran away. I legged it.

    Segment details3:21:46–3:21:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3004
  3006. Not walking away. I literally just ran. I

    Segment details3:21:49–3:21:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3005
  3007. sprinted away when she went into the

    Segment details3:21:52–3:21:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3006
  3008. toilet. That must have looked so bad.

    Segment details3:21:55–3:21:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3007
  3009. I don't know if anyone noticed that I just

    Segment details3:21:59–3:22:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3008
  3010. started running away.

    Segment details3:22:01–3:22:02 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3009
  3011. Yeah, I was scared if she was quick in the

    Segment details3:22:08–3:22:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3010
  3012. toilet, she would come out and just see me

    Segment details3:22:11–3:22:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3011
  3013. My plans when I get back to England— I

    Segment details3:22:21–3:22:25 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3012
  3014. don't know, I just want to get into my

    Segment details3:22:25–3:22:27 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3013
  3015. bedroom, sort it out, clean it up, make it

    Segment details3:22:27–3:22:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3014
  3016. nice, because I'm gonna be there for a

    Segment details3:22:31–3:22:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3015
  3017. while. Play with Pushkins. Walk around in

    Segment details3:22:34–3:22:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3016
  3018. my garden. Then I just gotta

    Segment details3:22:38–3:22:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3017
  3019. start making videos again.

    Segment details3:22:42–3:22:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3018
  3020. Gotta rebuild my finances.

    Segment details3:22:51–3:22:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3019
  3021. What made you run away in the first place?

    Segment details3:22:59–3:23:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3020
  3022. Well, first of all, her hairstyle was

    Segment details3:23:02–3:23:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3021
  3023. like the Hong Kong guy. Really short,

    Segment details3:23:07–3:23:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3022
  3024. like a man's hairstyle.

    Segment details3:23:10–3:23:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3023
  3025. Maybe she would have been cute if she had

    Segment details3:23:14–3:23:15 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3024
  3026. long hair. I don't know. I couldn't tell.

    Segment details3:23:16–3:23:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3025
  3027. As soon as I see a woman with shorter hair

    Segment details3:23:18–3:23:21 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3026
  3028. than I have, I'm not interested.

    Segment details3:23:21–3:23:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3027
  3029. I just completely lose interest. She can

    Segment details3:23:29–3:23:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3028
  3030. have short hair, but it's got to be

    Segment details3:23:32–3:23:34 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3029
  3031. feminine, like a bob at least.

    Segment details3:23:34–3:23:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3030
  3032. But if she's got shorter hair than me,

    Segment details3:23:38–3:23:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3031
  3033. that's a big no-no.

    Segment details3:23:40–3:23:41 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3032
  3034. Also, she's really boring as well.

    Segment details3:23:43–3:23:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3033
  3035. The Hong Kong guy always has the exact

    Segment details3:23:50–3:23:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3034
  3036. same hairstyle. It's just short with like

    Segment details3:23:52–3:23:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3035
  3037. a fringe. There's no style to it.

    Segment details3:23:55–3:23:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3036
  3038. Maybe he would look cool if he got some

    Segment details3:23:59–3:24:00 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3037
  3039. gel and just spiked it up like— or got

    Segment details3:24:01–3:24:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3038
  3040. some wax, pulled it back like, um, Psy

    Segment details3:24:04–3:24:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3039
  3041. from Gangnam Style. He would look kind of

    Segment details3:24:06–3:24:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3040
  3042. cool, but he always has like that fluffy

    Segment details3:24:09–3:24:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3041
  3043. mushroom hairstyle with

    Segment details3:24:13–3:24:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3042
  3044. the fringe.

    Segment details3:24:16–3:24:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3043
  3045. He should have my hairstyle. He should

    Segment details3:24:21–3:24:23 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3044
  3046. wash it so it's wet and then just blow dry

    Segment details3:24:23–3:24:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3045
  3047. it up so it lifts off the forehead.

    Segment details3:24:26–3:24:29 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3046
  3048. Imagine, imagine I meet a Hong Kong guy

    Segment details3:24:29–3:24:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3047
  3049. and he shows up and he's got the same

    Segment details3:24:31–3:24:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3048
  3050. hairstyle as me, copying my style.

    Segment details3:24:33–3:24:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3049
  3051. Same clothing as well. That'd be so weird.

    Segment details3:24:39–3:24:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3050
  3052. Well, I think we're gonna go now. Thanks

    Segment details3:24:59–3:25:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3051
  3053. for watching my final stream.

    Segment details3:25:01–3:25:03 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3052
  3054. I guess this is goodbye. I want to say

    Segment details3:25:07–3:25:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3053
  3055. thanks to everyone for watching all the

    Segment details3:25:10–3:25:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3054
  3056. streams even though it's just endless

    Segment details3:25:14–3:25:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3055
  3057. walking for 10 hours. I want to thank

    Segment details3:25:17–3:25:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3056
  3058. Blood Bucket for providing lots of content

    Segment details3:25:21–3:25:24 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3057
  3059. and entertaining the chat and inviting me

    Segment details3:25:24–3:25:26 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3058
  3060. over, letting me sleep overnight and

    Segment details3:25:27–3:25:30 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3059
  3061. having free food. I'd like to thank Sunny

    Segment details3:25:30–3:25:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3060
  3062. for meeting me several times to make some

    Segment details3:25:33–3:25:36 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3061
  3063. streams where we had some of the highest

    Segment details3:25:36–3:25:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3062
  3064. counts in ages, like 250 concurrent

    Segment details3:25:40–3:25:42 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3063
  3065. viewers average, not peak,

    Segment details3:25:42–3:25:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3064
  3066. like a stable 250 viewers was amazing to

    Segment details3:25:45–3:25:48 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3065
  3067. have that again. Made me feel famous again

    Segment details3:25:48–3:25:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3066
  3068. like the old days. And I'd

    Segment details3:25:51–3:25:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3067
  3069. like to thank Chris Broad and Connor for

    Segment details3:25:55–3:25:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3068
  3070. meeting me in Osaka, and thank Hong Kong

    Segment details3:25:58–3:26:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3069
  3071. Guy for showing up finally even though it

    Segment details3:26:01–3:26:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3070
  3072. was kind of boring. And the viewers didn't

    Segment details3:26:04–3:26:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3071
  3073. even care or ask anything interesting. I

    Segment details3:26:07–3:26:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3072
  3074. thought the viewers would be like,

    Segment details3:26:09–3:26:10 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3073
  3075. why did you make so many videos with

    Segment details3:26:13–3:26:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3074
  3076. Chihiro? Why this? Why that? What did

    Segment details3:26:17–3:26:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3075
  3077. Chihiro say secretly in secrets?

    Segment details3:26:20–3:26:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3076
  3078. Yeah, we had some good times. In the last—

    Segment details3:26:28–3:26:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3077
  3079. is it 3 months? Nearly 2 months and a half

    Segment details3:26:33–3:26:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3078
  3080. since I started coming. I mean, since I

    Segment details3:26:35–3:26:38 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3079
  3081. came to Japan and started doing these

    Segment details3:26:38–3:26:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3080
  3082. streams.

    Segment details3:26:39–3:26:39 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3081
  3083. It was a good trip. It feels like I've

    Segment details3:26:48–3:26:50 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3082
  3084. been in Japan for years and it's only been

    Segment details3:26:50–3:26:52 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3083
  3085. 2 months. It's crazy.

    Segment details3:26:52–3:26:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3084
  3086. And then that whole thing with that

    Segment details3:27:03–3:27:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3085
  3087. meaningless guy, it was kind of creepy and

    Segment details3:27:04–3:27:06 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3086
  3088. scary, and then it became annoying. But

    Segment details3:27:07–3:27:09 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3087
  3089. now he's gone, I don't know, I feel like I

    Segment details3:27:10–3:27:12 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3088
  3090. miss him a little bit. That guy was weird,

    Segment details3:27:12–3:27:14 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3089
  3091. but he was kind of funny.

    Segment details3:27:15–3:27:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3090
  3092. That guy must have been the weirdest

    Segment details3:27:18–3:27:19 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3091
  3093. person I've ever met.

    Segment details3:27:20–3:27:20 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3092
  3094. Yeah, I wish him luck. No ill feelings,

    Segment details3:27:24–3:27:28 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3093
  3095. although he was kind of weird and was a

    Segment details3:27:28–3:27:31 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3094
  3096. bit annoying, to be honest. Wish him luck

    Segment details3:27:31–3:27:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3095
  3097. in life.

    Segment details3:27:35–3:27:35 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3096
  3098. Oh, I had good times at the bars. Bar

    Segment details3:27:40–3:27:43 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3097
  3099. hopping with those random people was

    Segment details3:27:44–3:27:46 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3098
  3100. pretty fun. Got groped by a French girl,

    Segment details3:27:46–3:27:49 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3099
  3101. which was quite nice actually. She rubbed

    Segment details3:27:51–3:27:54 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3100
  3102. my nipple in the car. I'm a bit sad I

    Segment details3:27:54–3:27:57 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3101
  3103. never went back to the karaoke bar again.

    Segment details3:27:57–3:27:59 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3102
  3104. I could go, I don't really want to though.

    Segment details3:27:59–3:28:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3103
  3105. Maybe just that one time was all I

    Segment details3:28:03–3:28:08 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3104
  3106. was gonna get. That karaoke bar was really

    Segment details3:28:08–3:28:11 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3105
  3107. good though. If you ever come to Osaka, I

    Segment details3:28:12–3:28:13 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3106
  3108. recommend it. It's called Karma Sutra

    Segment details3:28:14–3:28:16 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3107
  3109. Karaoke Bar.

    Segment details3:28:17–3:28:17 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3108
  3110. The guy that works there is really funny.

    Segment details3:28:21–3:28:22 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3109
  3111. And then reminiscing around my old

    Segment details3:28:30–3:28:32 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3110
  3112. neighborhood when I was married was also—

    Segment details3:28:32–3:28:33 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3111
  3113. it was fun, sad,

    Segment details3:28:35–3:28:37 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3112
  3114. nostalgic. It was everything, really.

    Segment details3:28:38–3:28:40 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3113
  3115. It tickled all of the emotions.

    Segment details3:28:42–3:28:44 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3114
  3116. Yeah, in a way it's thanks to that

    Segment details3:28:49–3:28:51 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3115
  3117. annoying American guy that we got so much

    Segment details3:28:51–3:28:53 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3116
  3118. outside content. Otherwise I would have

    Segment details3:28:53–3:28:55 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3117
  3119. just stayed in my room like this because

    Segment details3:28:55–3:28:58 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3118
  3120. I'm lazy. If there's an easier option, I

    Segment details3:28:59–3:29:01 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3119
  3121. will just do the easier option. That's why

    Segment details3:29:01–3:29:04 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3120
  3122. there's no outside Tokyo streams, because

    Segment details3:29:05–3:29:07 · rev_d31979559173a652285284027120bea6_3121
  3123. I've got this nice place now. Could have

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  3124. had some Tokyo content, but I can't be

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  3125. bothered. I did try. I walked around Tokyo

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  3126. a little bit for an hour and then I gave

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  3127. up. My feet were so painful and I was just

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  3128. so stressed out about everything.

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  3129. Couldn't do it anymore.

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  3130. I never saw the Malaysian girl again.

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  3131. Didn't work out.

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  3132. I did walk around Tokyo a bit yesterday

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  3133. and the day before. I couldn't stream it.

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  3134. There's just so many people and it's so

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  3135. loud and there's music everywhere. And the

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  3136. internet— my phone was struggling just to

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  3137. do simple browsing. I don't think I could

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  3138. stream it. And there's just way too many

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  3139. people. So crowded everywhere.

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  3140. Is it raining?

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  3141. Huh, it's weird.

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  3142. When I shut the door, it sounds like it's

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  3143. raining, but when I open it, it's not

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  3144. raining.

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  3145. The only content in Tokyo is the balcony.

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  3146. Yeah, I'll show you the skyline. I mean,

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  3147. this is not real. I don't know if I'm in

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  3148. Chiba. Or Tokyo.

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  3149. I'll show outside the balcony.

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  3150. Oh, it's cold. We got this park.

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  3151. There's people there. Got this park here,

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  3152. and then you got this roof. I don't know

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  3153. if you can see Skytree. Probably not.

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  3154. Imagine I get locked out. Hold on,

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  3155. imagine the door slams shut. Imagine the

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  3156. door slams shut and then this little latch

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  3157. thing latches, it locks, and I get stuck

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  3158. on the balcony and I've got to climb down

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  3159. the balcony. That'd be so scary.

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  3160. Yeah, well, I'm gonna have a bath now, go

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  3161. sleep, and then I've got to pack my stuff.

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  3162. This should hopefully be dry tomorrow.

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  3163. Tomorrow morning. Oh my God, I've only

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  3164. got 8 to 10 hours for

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  3165. this to all dry. It should

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  3166. be dry.

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  3167. Okay, well, next time I stream I'll be in

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  3168. the UK. I'll try and make some vlogs,

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  3169. travel vlogs.

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  3170. It probably won't be very interesting All

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  3171. right, see you next

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