my financial situation is getting BAD - fired and no job

Hmm,

testing.

Might have a quick swig.

Tastes so

good.

Hmm.

Oh my God,

it's been nearly 2 months since

I got that whiskey. It was my birthday

I might save the bottle after it's

finished because it's special.

But I might get a bottle of rice

wine to replace it. I prefer rice wine

instead of whiskey, to be honest. It just

goes down smoother. It's got a nicer

aftertaste. Who in

the bloody hell is Red Shell?

Came from Red Shell stream.

One day people will be saying, oh, I came

from Asmongold stream. Then we'll be

talking big money, and then I'll hit, hit

them with my Why I Hate Asmongold video,

which I already have made. It's ready to

I nearly fell asleep in the garden. It was

so relaxing on my new chair.

Yeah, it's quite a nice bottle. Maybe I'll

put some compost in it and like put some

seeds, grow a tomato

out of it.

Toki Tom didn't do S for the channel,

Asmon won't do S either. I've got hundreds

of dollars and I got a couple new fangirls

thanks to Toki Tom. So someone like

Asmongold, but Asmongold's probably got

barely any female viewers. Asmongold's

viewership's probably 99% men.

Your slurping's gross. Well, it's really

hot and I don't want to burn my tongue.

How do I owe my mum 19K?

Because I didn't pay my taxes properly

when I made my YouTube money. And my

OnlyFans money. And then they found out,

hit me with a penalty. And then I bought a

very expensive car which I couldn't really

afford anymore. So I asked my mum to lend

me some money to pay for it outright.

Otherwise I would be paying every month

plus interest. So I got a free car.

It's a very nice car, but I don't even use

it because now I don't go anywhere and I

don't have a girlfriend anymore. So It's

not like I'm gonna go on dates and pick

anyone up with it. So it's just a massive

lump of metal sitting in my driveway that

cost me over £10,000.

Don't know what to do with it, to be

honest. I have thought about selling it.

It's just that it is a nice car. I just

don't use it. I'm never gonna use it

anymore. What? Drive to the dump?

Okay. That's the only reason. I drive to

the dump and then go to Tesco.

That's really worth £10K.

I can't be bothered to sell it because it

is a good car, and if I need a car, a

cheaper car would be unreliable, and then

like a less cheaper car would not even be

that much cheaper than my car. Like, you

go into dealerships on Google Maps and you

look at the cars they've got on offer The

cars are like 5k, 6k, 10k. That's not much

cheaper than how much I could get for my

car. So it's

just not really— I probably won't be able

to get that much for the car, probably

like 7 or 8k. At that point, it's not that

much more expensive than a 5 or 6k

petrol. And then a 2k petrol, below 2k

petrol, probably be a bit iffy.

Uh, how was my trade? Yeah, today was

pretty good. I found out that I could go

short and go long at the same time without

it costing me any extra money, which I

don't understand. So I've been in a short

since last week, which Medium term,

I am short biased, but I took a long day

trade. So I rode it up, sold it

at profit, and then came back down, back

in the profit. So yeah, pretty good day.

Made 70 pence on the longs and I'm still

in the shorts. And then I didn't take any

more trades. That is how you day trade.

You prioritize restraint. You're not

like, oh, I need to find a trade. Oh, I

just took a trade. I need another trade.

I need to be in a trade. No, you just get

one trade in the opening and maybe one at

close, and then you just don't do

anything. Stop looking at it. And that is

how you become a professional day trader.

70p, don't laugh, it's 10%. You go

from £9 to— you get— you go from £9 and

you make 70p. That's like 10% gain.

If things keep going this way, I might add

some more money so we start trading proper

amounts. But no, not yet. It's still too

soon. I'm still learning. My psychological

psychology is not quite where it's at,

but I feel like Uh, yeah, I have more

self-control now than before.

I'm at £9.20 now with

2 shorts, and I reckon tomorrow market

tanks, I could easily get back to about

£16. So yeah, we've got 3

days to even get back to £20.

I've tripled my account size since joining

Traveling Trader's Discord.

Although today I didn't really need his

help, the trade was pretty obvious. I took

it myself. I was in it before he was in

it.

So yeah, maybe I don't really need to be

in his Discord. I feel like I've learned a

lot. I don't really see— I would learn a

lot more, a lot. But I do enjoy it. It is

fun watching them banter and being part of

the community. And you also get trade

alerts, and it's nice to hear his thoughts

on things. So I don't know if it's worth

$100 a month.

Yeah, well, maybe if I joined Trav and

Trey's Discord when I got my dad's

insurance payout, I wouldn't have lost

And then we got Barrick Gold earnings

coming out tomorrow morning. I bet it's

going to be good. It should go up like

15%. I'd probably sell it all.

I don't know. I don't know because I think

it's guaranteed that a recession is

coming. And if it does come and the market

crashes, it's going to do so well. It says

I need to pay off the Amazon credit card.

Maybe I'll get a new credit card.

Or maybe I just keep paying the 30%

interest. It's like £5 a day.

Maybe I should just pay it off quickly and

then, then I can start putting money back

into stocks, can't I?

How much do I make a month now? I made

£2,100 last month. So in US dollars,

that's $2,800

is pretty good. So far this month I made

$1,400, which is $1,866,

which is pretty good.

So yeah, this idiot in the comments on my

new video, he was saying that I should be

careful because Every could sue me. Sue me

for what? Because I said that the

management's bad and they chuck parcels

around. Everyone knows that. It's no

secret. It's not like I'm exposing secrets

because I was an insider. I literally just

said, oh, it's chaos. They chuck the

parcels about. You get soaked in the rain.

How— why would— how do you get sued for

that? They've already got a terrible

reputation. There's already documentaries

of guys secretly recording in there to

expose them, and I made hundreds of videos

saying do not buy this and do not buy that

for stupid reasons. Valve didn't come

after me for the Steam Deck. Nintendo

didn't come after me. This idiot in the

comments thinks everybody's going to come

after me and sue me because I made one

video that got 3K views.

My Steam Deck video literally has a

million views, and I'm saying don't buy it

because it can't be balanced on your

finger. And won't fit in my backpack.

Do get some stupid people in the comment

section, don't you? And what about Amazon?

I made a video about Amazon, why it sucks

working there. Amazon didn't come after

me. No one gives a damn about some nobody

with 10K views or 3K

Yeah, well, sue them for firing me without

even telling me why.

They've done worse to me than what I've

done to them.

We can't sue someone just because you said

something that is true.

Do I make all that money with advertising?

It's about mostly

advertising, and then maybe one-third is

donos.

Well, I'm not under a contract. There's no

contract. You sign up to the app, you go

for the training day, And that's it.

You don't even have to provide, um,

background check or anything.

Yeah, nice day today. Woke up, market had

tanked, my shorts were up massively. I saw

an obvious key level, I took a little

short day trade long, I exited out at a

good level, took the profit, and now

market's come back down, so my shorts

going up again and had a really nice

relaxing time in the garden on my new

chair. Took my socks off, let my— my feet

are like completely white, so pale. I let

my feet bathe in the sun.

I had a nice afternoon wank and then I

made a ramen with the leftover crispy

pork. And now we're just waiting for

market close whilst I stream. And then I

was going to make some deep fried chicken

wings, but I thought they were defrosting,

but they're still kind of frozen. So I put

them out in the sun. Now I'm hoping that

in about 2 hours it would have defrosted.

Otherwise, gotta have sausages.

Now the sun's moved. Now it's in the

shadow. I had a nice afternoon

wine. My bedroom is nice and warm because

in the, in the beginning of the half of

the first half of the day, the sun is on

that side of the house shining into the

bedroom. So it warms up the bedroom for

the whole rest of the day. So the bed's

nice and warm.

It's gonna be hard to barbecue because

when the weather's good, everyone else

comes out and sits in the garden. So I'd

do it at the doorway maybe, and then not

really talk,

and then bring the food in, I guess.

So I don't like it when there's people

nearby. This is why I want a detached

house with my own garden.

I remind— I got this déjà vu feeling when

I was in the garden today. It reminded me

of summer of 2020 when I was in Rotterdam

dating Mila and went over her

grandmother's house and we were in the

back garden and we're having a barbecue.

Her dad arrives with the meats. The

grandmother brings out the barbecue grill

and we're sitting in the garden Me next to

Mila. This cat comes and we're making food

and they're all talking Dutch and I don't

know what the hell they're saying, but I

don't really care anyway. And then stupid

Mila knocks my Galaxy Fold onto the floor

and cracks it.

Good times. You know, it is nice having a

girlfriend and like being invited around

to the house and having a barbecue and

that kind of stuff. It's nice, I guess.

I'm not saying I hate it. I just wish I

had a girlfriend who would do that for me

and be okay with my YouTube stuff. Just so

far, none, none have been okay with the

YouTube stuff, have they? They start

off thinking, oh well, this is cool,

Daniel's got a YouTube channel, I want to

be on it, and then they get all upset

about it, and then they don't like me

doing it anymore. And then they want to

change me or say that my audience is toxic

and I've got to make different content.

And then they don't like it when I make

clickbait emo stuff, but I have to because

that's the only way I get views. Maida was

like, oh, you attracted a toxic audience

because you make toxic content. You should

make nice stuff. And then I tried and it

all flopped. And then I said, I have to

make toxic stuff, otherwise no one's gonna

watch me. There's nothing interesting

about me apart from being toxic.

But they just— they don't get it. They

think, oh, why don't you just get a new

audience? It's like, oh, why don't you

just grow a second penis? You get the

audience that you deserve. You can't pick

and choose what audience you want. Yeah,

I want an audience of all hot girls.

Well, how about that? Why can't I get an

audience where they're all hot and single

and young? That'd be my dream audience.

And rich, so they all give me money.

People don't come on YouTube and like eeny

meeny miny moe the audience. You make the

content and then the audience comes. If

the content doesn't get any views, then

you're not going to get any audience.

These girls don't know anything about

YouTube, and then they, they're like, oh,

why don't you just make different content?

As if I haven't been trying for the last 5

years. What, you think I've never tried

all of the other types of content?

Mukbang, gaming, reaction, ASMR,

gardening, minimalist. What?

I don't know. I've tried every single form

of content. Nothing works apart from do

not buy insert trending game or tech

thingy. These girls, they don't know what

they're talking about. They think it's so

easy. They're like, oh, why don't you want

to delete your monetized channel? Because

it's freaking hard to make a monetized

channel. You need 1,000 subs, you need

4,000 watch time hours, which is not easy

when you've got no subs. Even with 1,000

subs, getting 4,000 watch time hours is

not easy. Damn hard getting a monetized

channel. Took me years of work.

You try and make a monetized channel, see

how easy it is without the luck of going

viral, because you either are a genius or

you just lucked out.

4,000 watch time hours is, I don't know,

like, ah, 200,000 views worth.

Yeah, good luck getting 200,000 views when

you got no subs.

We need new camera angle. Well, you will

get one when I do the cooking, and then

when I eat the food, and then when I sit

on the sofa. There's like 4 different

camera angles in every stream. I don't

Yeah, so trust me, I've tried changing my

content, but nothing gets any views like a

good old my life sucks and

I hate my ex-wife. That's all that gets

views. So don't blame me,

blame this stupid website.

I tried making stock market videos as

well. They don't get any views.

Excuse me.

What exactly is wrong with Daniel? Uh,

maybe nothing. Maybe there's actually

nothing wrong with me and it's all in your

minds and it is the world that is

wrong and society is wrong.

Now Expedition 33 is boring. I tried it.

You just press A to attack and then you

watch him attack and then you heal and

then you press the special attack.

Boring. I tried— I played a level of

Hitman today and it was so boring. I just

felt like, what's the point of this? I

just don't care. You know the level in

Hitman where you're on a beach and there's

like a big fancy mansion, like a modern

house on the beach, and you got to

assassinate the woman? I thought, why

would you build a house on the beach?

Imagine all the sand that blows all over

it. And then all the sea spray, you're

gonna get salt rust on everything and

everything's gonna get covered in sand.

Who builds a really nice house like that

on the beach? Crazy.

Yeah, the level is quite cool. It's very

short, but it's cool. You sneak into the

house and then the, the bad woman with

her henchmen come back home, and then

you've got to like hide, and then you can

set up traps. Like you can poison the

drinks, or you can poison the air

conditioning, or you could flood the

bathroom and chuck a battery in there. So

I like the way you can be creative and

find different ways to kill them. I like

taking out— I like because she goes there,

they have like a dialogue when they come

home, blah blah blah blah blah, and then

have a drink, and then they go to bed.

There's a man and a woman. The man and the

woman, they strip off into their pajamas,

but the man's just wearing like a thong or

something. A G-string, and then the

henchmen start patrolling. So what I do is

I, um, I take out the henchmen, and then I

wait for them to get in bed, and then I

smother the guy. I don't understand why

smothering the guy doesn't wake up the

woman. How do you get smothered by a

pillow and not be able to fight back?

Well, I don't know, roll out of it or

something. So you smother the guy, and now

it's just the woman left in the, in the

room, and then you wake the woman up And

then she freaks out and then you chase her

around the house whilst whacking her in

the back. So funny. Or you shoot her in

the foot and she falls over and then you

like knock her out and then you drag her

around the house. And then the best way to

kill her is if you flood the bathroom and

then drag her into the puddle and then she

drowns. Or you electrocute her with the

car battery. Yeah. So I did

that and then I got a bit of a Erection,

and I got bored and turned it off, had a

wank, didn't even finish the level.

But then I felt like, oh God, I can't be

bothered with gaming. It's boring. Such a

waste of time. Doesn't achieve anything.

I'd rather, I don't know, watch a podcast

and try and learn something. Maybe.

So I can't game for fun anymore.

I don't know why.

I think you get to an age in life where

you're focused on money and learning and

gaming feels like you're wasting precious

time. But when you're young, gaming seems

so cool and you

get addicted to it.

Yeah, I feel like now I kind of understand

why my dad Had no interest in gaming when

I was a kid,

although I still feel like having a big TV

and a better console so I can have nice

graphics. And then you play games for the

ASMR feeling, you know, like strolling

through Red Dead Redemption listening to

the birds.

Because you live in poverty, have constant

anxiety. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think

that's the reason? I feel like now that

money is such a problem, it's all I think

about and I can't— and I can't stop

thinking about it or enjoy other things.

The only thing I enjoy is maybe doing some

Definitely when I was in Japan during the

marriage, I was never worried about money

and I would just game and play Rainbow Six

and make troll videos, cheat on my wife,

flirt with Japanese girls and viewers.

I didn't have a care in the world.

But games are just boring now. I don't

know, like what, Oblivion Remastered? I

tried that, it's boring.

No, I don't play Rainbow Six anymore

because it makes me sad, because last time

I played it was when Sunny was at my

house. And Sunny was making this

big effort to try and connect with me by

showing interest in what I'm interested

in, so she got Rainbow Six herself and she

started playing it. And we were supposed

to start playing it together, but we never

did. And now it reminds me of her.

So I don't really have any games I like to

play now. I bet

he's loaded. Why do people think I'm lying

about being broke? If I was not broke,

I'd be buying cool stuff like a TV and a

gaming computer and not talking about

money all the time.

I haven't played Fortnite since 2020,

back when it was like the Iron Man and

the Avengers in the game.

Now what, it's Star Wars? No, I'm not

getting a new PC because I just, I don't

really want to game, so what's the point?

I might get a Switch too, see if I can

jump on the trend. Also, it might be nice

to go and sit on the sofa and play some

handheld games. No, I don't

want to get a full-time job because then

I'll just be stressed out. I won't be

stressed out about money, but then I'll be

stressed out about working all the time.

So I don't want to be stressed out about

working and tired and

having to repair my car.

I think I've got to find ways online to

make money, really.

The OnlyFans didn't grow today. Bit

annoying. Let me check.

Yeah, no new members today.

How long is your house contract?

So the

initial contract is until July, but then

from July it turns into a monthly rolling

contract. So it means there's no—

basically there's no like endpoint.

It will just keep going on, won't it?

Unless I want to move out or he wants me

to move out. So I want to stay here. I

don't want to leave.

It was a lot of work to get this house and

move in here. I don't want to just give

that up, and I really like living here.

I've got an amazing, nice, peaceful view

out of the garden. It's really relaxing,

very spacious. Why would I want to leave?

I had a look at other properties and they

just don't look as good as my place.

So yeah, ideally I want to stay here.

No, you can't make someone move out just

because they're doing OnlyFans. It's not

illegal, is it? As long as I'm not

damaging the property, I can do whatever I

want here. I've got rights. I've got

tenants' rights. You need a good reason to

evict someone. And doing OnlyFans is not a

good reason, is it?

You can't just kick people out like that.

Take them to court.

Yeah, Airbnb's different though, is it?

You don't sign a contract and you don't

have rights.

But anyway, I did OnlyFans in Manchester

for, what, nearly a year and nothing

happened.

Don't think they really care. They just

want the rent money, don't they?

Well, brothels are illegal, aren't they?

Doing OnlyFans is not illegal. Doing drugs

and prostitution is illegal.

So it's not the same thing. How do

you survive on $1K? I make like $3K. I

don't know where you get $1K from.

I feel like we need a bot to correct

people because there's so much

misinformation going around.

It's tiring. I have to correct people all

the time. I just wish we had a bot

that knew all the info, and then as soon

as it detects one of you people saying

rubbish, it just says, shut up, you're

wrong. Imagine thinking

I only make $1K. What a moron.

If you make $3K, why are you in so much

debt? Because I got a lot of debt.

What does $3K have to do with having a lot

of debt? That's the dumbest thing I've

ever heard. It's like saying, well,

if you got 4 legs, why are you so slow?

Because I have a lot of debt that $3K is

not going to pay back in a quick amount of

time, especially after expenses.

If you have— if you make $3K, why do you

do OnlyFans? I make $3K thanks to doing

OnlyFans. That's like saying if you make

$4K, then why do you do your job when you

make the $4K because you do your job?

See, this is why I don't reply to the

comments, because they're just so brain

dead. I think you guys need to go to

therapy, not me. Get your brains tested.

No way you're making $3K a month. Well,

how would you know? I made,

uh,

$2,866 in April,

so it's close enough to, to $3K, isn't it?

Yeah, obviously I've gotta pay tax.

Duh. But I'm not paying it now. I pay it

in January and it's only £700. It's barely

anything.

So you made £2.1K. Yeah, in pounds,

but we're talking dollars, aren't we?

In dollars, I made nearly 3K. I didn't say

I made it in pounds.

Do you have a thing you would want to do

for a real job? Yeah, I want to be a day

trader and an investor. That's my dream.

My dream job is I want to day trade the

markets. It would

be so cool. Just wake up, check the

markets, take a trade, and then relax for

Easy. Don't have to go anywhere, don't

have to see anyone. You can't get banned

or fired. No one can complain about you.

It's the best job ever. All you

do is look at some charts and then place a

trade and manage your risk.

I've tripled my account this month from

about £4, and I'm about to hit probably

£15 tomorrow.

Market's definitely going down tomorrow

for the FOMC meeting.

What am I trading? I trade US 500 and US

100 tech and sometimes maybe gold.

Although there's no point trading gold

really because it just does the opposite

of what US 500 does. So I usually just

look at US 500 and Tech 100 and I look for

divergence and key levels like

low of the month, previous day low, Asia

low, London low, London high, Asia high.

You just look at those levels and then you

trade around it. Easy.

I found fair value gaps don't— are not

very helpful, to be honest, because the

amount of times the fair value gap doesn't

get respected is more than it does get

respected. Yeah,

I'm not really a big fan of fair value

gaps. I just— I like key levels and SMT.

$4,000 to $12,000. What, in a month?

That's a bit ambitious.

Bit overambitious, don't you think? We're

trying to be reasonable here. We're not

gambling. We're not trying to get like

1,000% gain. And we gotta try to be a bit

realistic. So I'd probably

have like a trading target, and if I hit

the target for the month, I would just not

trade anymore to lock it in and then

take the profits.

Not try— I only take like low-risk trades.

So I probably have a target. My target is

going to be like, I want to make $500 a

month. Well, starting, we want to make

$100 a month really, and then work up to

500 a month. That would be my goal.

Ow! Oh, my willy. Oh, don't you hate it

when— it's usually when you

nut and then you didn't dry it all off and

then like a little bit comes out and then

it dries and attaches to underwear and

then you move and it tears it off the

underwear. It really hurts.

Or it's wee. I don't know, some liquid

dried on my tip and then it got stuck to

my underwear and then it just really hurt.

Yeah, so I think in a few months I could

become profitable day trader.

I have learned a lot. I've learned a lot

about psychology as well and

how taking less trades actually saves you

money than trying to take as many trades

as you can and desperately hunting for

trades that aren't even there.

But unfortunately it's going to take a

while, and until we get there, I gotta do

OnlyFans and stream every day.

I might go get my chicken wings because

the sun's not really out much anymore.

I got my chicken wings.

I think they've defrosted quite well.

Whoa! That made you jump. So I think I'm

gonna make battered chicken wings KFC

style. The only problem is I'm scared I'm

gonna make the batter too runny and then I

put it into the oil and the batter's like

gonna float away. So I might have to put

more oil to make it deeper. And make the

batter a bit thicker.

And I need to like gently place it in,

not just drop it in. But I don't have— I

need longer chopsticks, otherwise I'm

gonna burn myself. And also put maybe a

lower temperature. Yeah, I'll make KFC

chicken wings and maybe I do some in the

air fryer as well.

Flour and egg. I was just gonna do flour

and water. Wait, does KFC wings have

egg in it?

Says yes. Egg acts as binding agent.

Huh, maybe that's why my batter keeps

falling apart. Yeah, I'll put egg in it.

What else is in the KFC batter recipe?

I've got the secret recipe now. I bet it's

just garlic powder, a bit of pepper, some

MSG.

Yeah, I'm gonna make KFC chicken wings and

air fry some as well. Do you think panko

on chicken wings is good? I think it'd be

weird.

Cornflakes? What, in the KFC batter?

No, the KFC batter doesn't have crumbs or

flakes on it. It's just like brown. Oh,

stop spamming, for God's sake.

I found you when you sniped Ice Poseidon.

Really? That was funny. Which, which time?

Because I sniped him twice, didn't I?

Once in Japan, once in Thailand.

Hmm. How satisfied are you with life

in the UK? Probably 9 out of 10. People

think the UK is rubbish and boring and

expensive, but honestly, it's the best

country I've ever lived in. We got the

best countryside. Green, luscious fields,

rolling meadows, trees,

nice coastlines. We've got the best nature

and countryside. Japan is just like gray

and white all the time, or slightly pink

with sakura. Korea is ugly. It's just

brown all the time. We've got the

best food. Fish and chips, saveloy

sausage. But it's not just the takeaway

that's good. It's like simple things—

crisps, bacon sausage rolls, pork pies,

Scotch eggs, the bread, everything like

the tiny things, pepperoni, Rustlers. We

got the best snacks, best crisps, best

junk food. We've got the best takeaways.

Have you had Chinese takeaway in the UK?

It is the best Chinese food you'll ever

have. I've had Chinese food in Japan and

it doesn't taste the same as Chinese food

in the UK. So we've got the best food.

We're the best countryside. And obviously,

as someone who's British, I don't have to

worry about visas. I don't have to worry

about language barrier. I don't have to

worry about, you know, can't do this,

can't do that because you don't have a

visa. I can do anything I want. I could

get a mortgage, rent a house, buy a house,

buy a car, drive, learn to drive a truck.

I can do anything I want. If you live

overseas, you can't do anything. And if

you You want to do something, you better

be able to speak the language good or have

a girlfriend who's going to do everything

for you. And then you got to worry about

visas or go to immigration again. When I

was in Thailand, I had to go to

immigration every 90 days. It was so

annoying. You'd have to like plan a

weekend for immigration where you spend

the whole day there. You show up in the

morning at immigration in Thailand at like

8 a.m. and then everyone's already queuing

up. And it takes hours until you queue up

and get there. And by the time you get to

your counter, it's lunchtime and then

everyone goes on a break. So now you've

got to wait an hour for lunchtime, then go

back to your queuing. And then by the time

you're finished, it's like 5 PM. You spend

the whole day in immigration just to get a

stupid little stamp. It's so annoying and

pay 3,000 baht.

I hated it. So you got to keep worrying

about visas. Get a student visa or you get

married. Now you're stuck with a woman you

probably don't even like that much. And

you got to fly here and fly there to reset

the visa. It's so annoying. I hate it. I

just want to stay put and not have to keep

moving around all the time.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind going on holiday if

I had the money, but I don't want to,

like, try and live over abroad without— I

don't want to live over abroad without a

visa or no girlfriend or wife,

because then you're just, I don't know,

you're just like hopping around aimlessly

and it's not fun, it's not comfortable,

it's not even cheap because then you pay

loads of money on aeroplanes and you

don't— you can't get stuff like nice stuff

like my big monitor. You can't get that.

How are you gonna put it in your backpack?

So I think the traveling nomad life would

only be good if you're really rich. Which

I'm not. In that case, you're better off

just staying put. That way you'll have a

better quality of life. If you got a

bachelor's degree and you can get a job

overseas, then I don't know, maybe you'd

do that and be happier. But I don't have a

degree and I never will.

And I tried the whole marrying a local

thing, didn't really work. And I ran at

the idea of having to get married in

Thailand. No way would

I want to live in Thailand forever unless

it's like a really nice condo in the

middle of Bangkok.

So yeah, I am quite happy with my life in

the UK. I can drive a car, I can get a job

if I really need to, I can do porn. A lot

of Asian countries, you're not allowed to

do porn. Malaysia, Thailand, probably

Vietnam. They're very conservative and

very anti— even South Korea. Did you know

in South Korea making pornography is

illegal? Only Japan is relaxed

about pornography. But even then, you've

got to blur your genitals. If you don't

pixelate your genitals, you are breaking

the law. So yeah,

Asia is not great if you want to do porn.

Japan is basically the only viable one.

Look, you try and look for Korean porn,

you won't find any. You might find like

some amateur stuff or maybe some Korean

girls who are in Japan, but you won't find

like actual professionally made Korean

porn because it's illegal. So yeah,

the UK, you can do porn. It's great. If I

want to make money showing my bumhole, I

can do that.

So yeah, I do like the UK for a lot of

reasons. The thing I don't like probably

would be it's very cold for

nearly all the year apart from a couple

months in summer. I'm cold now and it's

nearly summer, so you only get a few

months where it's warm. Probably from

mid-May, June, July,

September, maybe October. I mean,

maybe August. Wait, what comes before

September? June, July, August,

and maybe September are warm.

Yeah, I don't like being cold. I hate

being cold. It makes everything hard to do

and you feel miserable.

Ice is looking for contestants for his

prison stream. No thanks.

I do not like his weird sadistic torture

events, events like his Hunger Games one

where he was flying around in a helicopter

shooting people with a minigun. No thanks,

I'm not into that.

Oh wow, thanks Henry,

so generous.

Why stick up the bum? Because that's what

the gay guys like. Gay guys like

to imagine it's their dick up my bum.

$500,000? Yeah, but what are the chances

of you winning out of everyone else? Not

No, I think it was a paintball minigun,

not a real one.

Oh yeah, my Shorts going up. I'm at £9.28.

I reckon we're going to get back over £10

either today or tomorrow. God, I got wiped

out. I lost 40% of my portfolio because I

was short and the market ripped. But I

held on to my shorts and now I'm going to

get it all back. I'm going to get back

what was stolen from me. Stupid stock

market thinks it can take my money. I'm

just going to hold it overnight then.

Hmm.

No, I had a chance to stream with Ice

after all his community started hating on

me, and I decided, nah, I don't really

want to do that. I don't really want

potentially tens of thousands of crazy

people trying to track me down and stuff.

Yeah, I had that one moment where I

experienced the pure toxicity of his

audience raining down on me, and I did not

like it. His audience is scary if

they don't like you. Yeah, they're nuts.

I would not want his audience

laser-focused on me. So as soon as that

Deepak thing happened, I just— I bailed.

I actually felt a bit scared as well,

like they were going to track me down or

Would not want his, his audience, to be

honest. They all hated me on his Discord

as well. Yeah, I kind of get the Discord

thing now. It's not nice when you're on a

Discord and they're all bullying you, cuz

I was on Ice's Discord and they all hated

me. So I left.

It's not a nice feeling.

If I'm getting money for it, then I don't

mind, but I'm not getting any money from

being on Ice's Discord, am I? So I just

left. Maybe this

is how Cake felt, and Sunny, and Mila.

I don't know if any girls would stick

around after getting this much bullying

and they get nothing out of it.

Basically, they get me.

Isn't that enough?

I'm 7% up on my shorts from— that's

from being down 38% last week.

So pretty good improvement.

No, I don't get bullied on my Discord

because if they try it, I ban them, but I

can't ban anyone on Ice's Discord.

My favorite ex.

Probably Mila, and then Fasta would be a

close second. I have some great

memories with Mila traveling across

Germany. I saw some really nice places in

Germany that weren't Berlin. I saw the

lovely countryside in Germany, really nice

little villages. The countryside was great

in South Germany, I think. I think if you

go to Germany, don't go to Berlin or the

cities. Go to like a nice historical

village in the countryside.

I think the cities, like all Europe, kind

of suck. Yeah, I had a really nice time in

Germany. I went to Heidelberg and Bad

Wildbad. Frankfurt sucked.

Berlin was okay. I didn't really like it

that much, to be honest.

And then I had a nice time in Rotterdam

for a bit until I moved into the most

dangerous street in Rotterdam, or one of

the most. The top— it was like top 5

highest crime rate area in Rotterdam.

It was called Zuidplein.

Zweedplein or something like that. South

something.

I got beaten up by this brown man yelling

at me.

Yeah, I spent a lot of money, but I

created great memories and had a

lot of cereal.

So I don't think I would say I wasted the

money or regret it. I think every

man should have— and I think every man

should experience at least once

dating an attractive woman, even if

it doesn't last, even if it ends up in

tears and breakup. I just

feel if you go through all of life and you

die and you never have the experience of

dating your ideal woman,

like your type, that's kind of sad.

I have accomplished that, so I feel like I

could probably die happy.

I think Mila was almost physically exactly

my type, apart from the tattoos though.

Do I find Kimmy hot?

Not as— I didn't feel attracted to her

like I was attracted to Mila. So I would

say Mila's face is way better than Kimmy's

face. Kimmy's too tall as well.

Her body's fine, I guess, but it wasn't

like blow your socks off hot body.

And now she's done all this stuff, hasn't

she? Like Botox and nose jobs. She looks

okay on the stream, but I don't know what

she looks like in real life. I thought in

real life she looks okay, didn't really

need work.

I would say Kim's probably like 176,

maybe 177. I don't know really. I felt

like we were the same height, to be

honest. We took our shoes off and stood

side by side. Pretty much the same height.

She might be a centimeter taller,

or maybe I was a bit slouched,

or she's got a longer neck or something.

I don't know. Her neck is definitely

longer than mine. Her head is like longer

than mine as well. Shoulder to shoulder,

I think our shoulder height was the same,

but she's got like a longer face.

She's got that European head.

Am I watching any Kick streamers recently?

No, I stopped going on Kick since Ice

finished his, uh, 90-day, 100-day thing.

Yeah, I feel pretty tall sometimes. Like

when I'm at the supermarket, I'm actually

the same height or taller than a lot of

the white guys. But to be fair, the white

guys are mostly old, so they've probably

shrunk. But I definitely don't feel short

when I go to Tesco.

I feel pretty tall sometimes.

One time I wore, you know, you put it in

your shoes to make yourself taller, and I

got to about 5 foot 10 or 5 foot 11

nearly, and I felt like a giant. I

actually felt embarrassed because I was

towering above almost everyone.

So the reason why I got those inserts was

because actually I had a date with this

Manchester girl and she was like 6 foot 2.

And she told me because she was, you know,

nervous about it. Because I think when

you're a tall girl, you must find it hard

to find guys who want to be with you

because you're so tall. So she said, I'm

6'2. Are you okay with that? And I said,

yeah, I'm like 5'10. So I bought these

inserts. I nearly twisted my ankle as

well. I put these inserts in my shoes and

it gave me about 2 inches, I think. But I

still— I went, I met her, and she was

still massive. She was like up there. I

was like looking up when I had to talk to

her. I was like— and I was 5, nearly 5'11

with the inserts in. God, she was massive.

She wanted a second date as well. I should

have gone for it. Imagine if I banged a

6'2 tall woman. It would be weird. Like,

imagine I'm on top of her. Her legs would

be huge in length.

It would make me feel like I'm doing it

with a giant. So she wanted a second date,

but I wasn't really interested. She wasn't

very pretty and her body was like covered

in bruises because she— I think she said

her dad is like a karate instructor and

she does training. So she would show me

all the bruises and she was a bit of a

tomboy, so she had scars from bike

accidents and it just looked kind of

gross. I don't, I don't want to see a

naked woman. Her body's like covered in

scars and damage.

So yeah, I wasn't really interested.

Also, I think she had a daughter as well.

Yeah, she was a single mum and she was

only 23 and she had her kid at like 18.

And her mum had her when she was like 16.

So her mum was about 35. I could have

dated her mum. She was like 22

or 23 or 24. Her mum was like late 30s.

She said, yeah, we have kids early up

north. It was very weird.

6 foot tall and a single mother,

tomboyish, covered in bruises and scars.

No thanks. I would never

want to date a woman that tall. I don't

even think I'd want to have sex with her.

I would just feel so emasculated. I want

to feel like the dominant person in the

sex-having, not like this, I don't know,

little skinny short guy. I don't

mind if the girl's like around my height.

I wouldn't go higher than 5'10 though.

I would just feel embarrassed.

I want to feel like the man when I'm with

my woman, not the little boy, little

midget.

I'm not 5'6, I'm 5'9. How would I go

from 5'6 to 5'11 with inserts? I would

have to be wearing these massive

platforms. You don't listen very well,

do you, idiot?

Oh my God, market's tanking.

I'm annoyed because I tried entering

another short, but I didn't get filled.

It's going back down to AM lows easy.

I'm at £9.48 now. We're going to

hit £10 probably after market closes.

I noticed a pattern. Market goes up in the

morning and then it kind of starts coming

down. And then after market closes, it

tanks. And then next day it gets bought up

Daniel really likes shorts. Well, yeah,

when the market's constantly been rallying

recently, you want to go short, don't you?

Homeless made $20,000. This past month.

Really? Just for 400 or 500

viewers?

I find that really hard to believe.

How is Kick just handing out so much

money?

Well, I just— I wouldn't get any viewers.

I have tried Kick. Last time I tried Kick,

I was in Thailand. I got about 40 viewers

and it was all you guys. So I would have

to go and leech Ice hard to get his

viewers, which I don't want his viewers.

I want my own viewers. I don't want

someone else's viewers. I want my own

community. I want my own platform. I don't

want to have to like go beg Ice for

viewership and then you guys won't come

over to Kick, so I'm stuck here.

I have tried multi-platforming. It doesn't

work. I did multi-streams to Twitch and

YouTube at the same time. I'd have 10

viewers on Twitch. What's the point?

It's not like I'm gonna grow because I'm

multi-streaming. I tried Kick for a few

months. I sniped Ice. I did all the things

the leeches do, and I didn't like it.

And the only way I would have maintained

the viewership was if I kept causing

drama. And then what happens? You end up

being like Vitaly and Somali, where you

are desperate to maintain the viewership

and then you end up getting arrested

because the only way to maintain the

viewership is if you do crazy stuff.

And I don't want to do IRL, and I don't

want to go around Asia doing crazy stuff

to maintain Ice's stupid audience watching

me. I just want to sit in my room and talk

about life, and Ice's viewers wouldn't be

interested in that. I don't want to do

what Homeless is doing, like getting drunk

and walking around the street. I did that.

I did that last year, and it was hell. I

hated it. I was in Japan last, last year,

and for 90 days I just walked around all

day long. And it was probably the most

horrible thing I've ever done.

I nearly got attacked. I got screamed at.

I had old men being rude to me. My feet

were disgusting. You should have seen,

because my feet were rubbing against my

shoes so much. It was developing like a

thick brown skin on the ankle where it

rubbed. And I got like a lump on the back

of my heel because it was like rubbing

against my shoe and it hurt.

You know, I hate IRL. I hate it so much.

If you want that audience, you're going to

have to walk around outside and get in

trouble. Or talk to people.

No, I don't want that. No, no, no. I'd

rather do OnlyFans. I make more money

doing OnlyFans with less

And the thing with the leeches is they

have to do, you know, like the degen

stuff, getting drunk, Drama,

getting in scuffles. If they just did what

I did, they would have no viewers left.

I didn't like it,

but yeah, $20,000 a month does sound

pretty nice.

How many viewers would you need on YouTube

to make that? Probably like 10,000.

Why do you complain about not being a

girl's priority when you rented yourself a

girl who will never be your priority?

I mean, when you're talking about people

my girlfriend is my number one priority,

because if I had a girlfriend, she would