hello

I switched it back to the pocket Wi-Fi,

see if it does any better. Don't know what

is wrong with this apartment Wi-Fi, cuz

when I do a speed test it's pretty fast.

Might have to plug in my Wi-Fi dongle to

use 2 connections. I think this should be

fine,

fingers crossed.

Wear contacts, get a haircut, I would

still have the same face. It wouldn't make

I don't have the right kind of face to

make short hair look good. I've had short

hair before and I look worse.

It's not the hair or the glasses, it's the

face. Like my facial features.

I'm still gonna look the same, just with

like no— I mean, look, when I take my

glasses off, that's what I look like.

I look the same, just without glasses.

I think I look better with the glasses

because it makes my face have something

else going on.

Yeah, it's— I don't know, it's not really

much I can do about it. I don't really

mind because I mean, I don't mind

attracting motherly girlfriends.

Your eyes are bigger without glasses.

Yeah, because my lenses make everything

smaller behind the lens.

Okay, I think it's okay now. I got a

donut. From Kevin.

Oh, thanks, Kevin. Is Korean GF fingers

as good as Chihiro's? The hot face.

What do you mean? What? Her fingers?

I guess they're okay.

The thing I don't like about the Korean

girl is she's kind of wide. She's not fat.

It's hard to explain. It's like she's wide

but not fat. She's got wide

hips, which I thought is what I wanted.

You know, I've always been moaning,

saying, oh, I wish my girlfriend had a big

bum. She's kind of got a big bum with wide

hips, and for some reason I don't like it.

I prefer my girlfriend who's slim. Like,

I could, I could lift my girlfriend and

like move her around easily.

Whereas the Korean girlfriend, she's like

hard to move around because she's got wide

hips and like a wider frame.

I know I've only had sex with her 3 times,

so it's still early days. Maybe it'll

improve later.

Oh, she also gets way too wet. That's the

thing about the Korean girl I wasn't crazy

about. She gets really wet and I

don't really feel like it's very tight.

So I don't know if she's having a lot of

you know what to make it so loose,

because when my girlfriend came to Japan

for the— on the first day,

When we first had cereal after— how long

was it since I left Thailand? Over 2

weeks. It's been over 2 weeks since we

last had cereal. And I trust that she

hasn't been cheating. And I couldn't get

my you know what in and she was in pain.

So we had to, like, be very careful to get

it back in. It was like how it was on the

first day we met. So I can tell it was

closing up. After we stopped doing it for

such a long time. But after a few days,

it stretched and opened back up again. So

I'm thinking when a woman stops having you

know what, it starts closing again. But I

don't know, maybe the Korean girl's just

naturally wide,

or maybe she's like getting banged by

loads of guys, which is why it's wide.

Because if she's not doing it, then it

should start closing back up again. And

get tight again. Isn't it a good thing

she's wet? Yeah, but when they're too wet,

you can't feel anything. It's just like

slime, and everything's so wet, and I

can't feel the vagina anymore.

I like to feel it. I like to feel the

suction and the grip, and it's hard if

it's too wet. Plus too

wet, plus not tight.

So I'm hoping the cereal is still

good or doesn't get boring and bad because

if I'm like living with her and I can't

get it up anymore, it's going to be really

awkward.

My girlfriend's really tight, which I kind

of like about her.

Plus she has a very small frame, which

makes it easy to maneuver her.

It was a bit awkward with the Korean girl,

plus she's got a really hairy bush.

Which is okay, I guess. It's interesting

because it kind of tickles, tickles your

belly.

I don't know why Korean girls don't shave

because I've had another Korean girlfriend

back in 2010. She had like a completely

uncut bush. They just, they don't trim or

cut their bush at all. They just let it

grow like a big bush.

Well, that's the fun thing about getting

new girlfriends, I guess. You've got to

learn how their body works and feels and

like find out how to, um, make it better.

So I think I'm going to go on a no wanking

diet. Today to get my sex drive back up to

100%. I've been— ever since my Thai

girlfriend left, I've been going crazy

with the, the Fleshlight because it

is so good. But I think I'm going to throw

it away because I'm not going to use it at

the Korean girl's place. And if I don't

stay at the Korean girl's place, I'm going

to have to get a dormitory because I can't

afford hotels anymore.

The sex cup— I mean, the flashlight cup is

so good. It's unbelievably good.

It's too good, that's the problem.

How much did you spend with Thai girl? I

think I spent like 1,600, but she

gave me about 400 or 500.

She gave me ¥50,000 on the first 2 days.

After day 4, it was all gone. I couldn't

believe how quickly it went. ¥50,000 is

quite a lot for me. That would last me

quite a while. I couldn't believe after a

few days it was all gone.

She arrived at 10 PM, had to go to the

airport. Bring her back. We got here

around midnight, 11 PM to midnight,

so we didn't really do anything. Seeing

her reaction as someone who has just come

to Japan for the first time was so cute.

She was so amazed by everything, about how

clean everything is. She was like very

interested in Japanese people and how they

look and behave in public.

It's very funny to to observe her

reactions coming to Japan for the first

time. What did you spend

all the money on? Well, first day I took

her. I think we basically saw all of Osaka

in the first day. She had a big list of

things she wanted to see, and I know

everything on the list. I know where

everywhere, everywhere is. So I took her

first day, took her to Osaka Castle,

Dotonbori, Shin- Shinsaibashi,

Shinsekai, Tennoji,

Denden Town,

Umeda. So I took her to everywhere

in Osaka in the first day. So that was

kind of funny that it only took one day to

see everything in Osaka. We didn't go in

Osaka Castle because there was a massive

queue and I said it's kind of boring in

there.

Let me think, what do we eat on the first

Oh yeah, the first date we walked around

Shinsekai and I took her to kushikatsu,

but not all you can eat. It's just like

normal kushikatsu and it cost ¥4,000 just

for about 15 sticks and a beer. This damn

place is so expensive. It was like ¥250

for one stick, and I was hungry and I

wanted a beer. Ended up paying ¥4,000 just

for lunch. And then I took her to crab

buffet, which cost— oh my God, it cost

nearly ¥12,000 for all-you-can-eat buffet

crab. That was the most expensive meal I

ever had, and it was 90 minutes

all-you-can-eat crab. I don't even like

crab. And it was the cheapest menu, the

snow crab. The king crab would have cost

¥20,000. ¥12,000 is like

$120 for dinner.

So expensive. And I barely ate anything.

I just had the sushi and the tempura.

And then I took her to yakiniku, which is

like I don't know, ¥4,000 all-you-can-eat.

And then I took her to— I took her to

USJ's, which was about ¥150,000—

I mean, ¥15,000 plus all the food we

ate in there. The food in USJ is so

expensive, and we just went around eating

stuff from the stalls, like the turkey

leg, the popcorn. I think probably spent

about ¥4,000 on food alone in USJ.

And then I took her to the aquarium, cost

¥5,000 for the aquarium tickets.

And then the aquarium meal,

we went to the food court outside of the

aquarium, cost a couple thousand yen.

And then the trains, I put ¥10,000 on each

of our Suica cards. And it was gone after

a few days. And then she lost a Suica card

which had ¥2,000 on it. I think it just

dropped out of her pocket because she puts

stuff in her coat pocket and it just falls

out when she takes her phone out. So I had

to get her another Suica card and

then I took her to Kyoto. A train to Kyoto

was like For maybe ¥4,000

for both of us there and back. And then we

went to— I

took us to the Golden Temple, King Kakuji,

and then I took her to some street food

market. And then next day I took her to

Arashiyama with the bamboo forest and the

Snow Monkey Mountain Park and

Kiyomizu-dera. Dera Temple.

All the food around the Kyoto area is so

damn expensive. It was like ¥2,000 just

for udon when it should normally cost

about ¥600.

So yeah, it was so expensive. The food,

the trains, tickets to places weren't too

expensive.

I was kind of annoyed because in USJ we

didn't get to see Nintendo Land, which I

wanted to see, because I messed up. The

ticket I bought lets you go into Nintendo

Land, but I didn't know you had to go into

USJ and then print out another ticket to

get into Nintendo Land. But they only

have limited tickets for the day. And by

the time we decided to go to Nintendo

Land, it was too late and there were no

more tickets left. So we had to enter like

this raffle lottery ticket to see if we

could win some of the leftover tickets,

which we didn't win. And then we couldn't

see it because it was like 4 PM by then.

So that was annoying. I don't know why

they have a limited— I don't understand

the words. I don't understand the phrase

They say area,

area timed entrance. I don't understand

what that means. It doesn't make any

We lined up to go into it around 3 PM,

and I showed them our ticket and they said

you can't enter with this ticket, you have

to go and get a special ticket. And I

thought, okay, we'll just do that later

then, but then it was too late. They

didn't say there was limited number of

tickets. It's so stupid, I hate it.

The system there is so dumb. It didn't

say on the ticket I had to go and get

another ticket. That was the only thing I

wanted to see because I've seen everything

else already in USJ. I've seen Harry

Potter, I've seen like the boat rides and

stuff like that.

And then I got told off for filming on the

stupid Jaws shark boat ride. Why can't we

film it? I don't get it. I was trying to

film the boat ride and he was like waving

at me to turn the camera off. And he was—

he couldn't say anything because he was

doing his act, you know, like the, oh my

god, there's a shark, we have to find out

what happened to the other boat. He was

doing his performance. But he was like

waving at me to stop filming. It was kind

of funny. Why can't I film it? This is

stupid. And we went on

4 rides and they were all kind of like VR,

virtual reality roller coaster

simulations. And it was just kind of like

shaking you around like this. But the last

ride, the Doraemon ride, was horrible

because it actually dropped and went up.

And violently turned left and right, and

you're wearing this VR headset, and it was

going to fly off. So I had to keep it

attached to my face, and the staff were

like freaking out because my girlfriend

had bottles in her pocket,

and they were just going

"ペットボトル、ペットボトルダビレジュア," and then they

switched to English, but they kept saying

"pet bottle." Thank God I could speak

Japanese because that would have been so

confusing. Japanese people think we say

pet bottle in English. No one says pet

bottle. What the hell does petto botturi

even mean? We just say plastic bottle.

The fuck is pet bottle? Oh yeah, because

they put PET on the bottle.

P-E-T. I don't know what it stands for,

so I just said, can you get rid of it for

us? And then they were saying, oh, you got

to take your glasses out and they give you

a little case to put your glasses in. But

then I was saying, but I can't see without

So, but they made me take my glasses off

and I had to put it into a little case,

zip it up, put it over my head, and then

put the VR thing on. I couldn't see

anything because it was all blurry, so I

just shut my eyes and I was holding on to

the VR, like holding on to my case, glass

case, so it wouldn't fly everywhere and

hit me in the face. It was a complete

nightmare, the Doraemon ride. Hated it so

much, and it actually dropped suddenly and

went Side to side really quickly. I hated

it. I felt so sick at the end. And then

when you finish the ride and you come off

the ride, you're going down the hallway to

the exit and there's all this staff going,

Tanoshigatte desu ka? Like that. No, it

was fucking horrible. I wanted to say,

Zen zen tanoshiku nai desu. I just smiled

and said, hi, hi, hi. They're like waving

at you and smiling, Tanoshigatte desu ka?

No. It's the worst thing I've ever

experienced. Didn't give me any time to

strap the headset on and it was flinging

off my face.

Worst ride ever. They didn't even

say you're not allowed to bring PET

bottles. My girlfriend had her pockets

stuffed with plastic bottles and Coke

bottles.

Oh, what a nightmare. And then taking my

girlfriend back to the airport was a

nightmare too. She stupidly booked a

really early flight, 9 a.m., so I

had to wake up at 5:30 to get ready. And

she was like, no, no, no, I don't need to

wake up so early. Just wake up at 6. I can

get ready in 20 minutes. Guess what? She

didn't get ready in 20 minutes and we

missed the train because she was putting

on makeup and like still not fully packed.

And I was saying, look, it's 6:30. We need

to leave now. Train's at 6:40. And she was

like, no, no, it's fine. I can run. We get

to the train station and the train has

just arrived as we're getting to the

ticket gate. And then she can't find her

Suica card and she's rummaging through her

bag looking for it. And I'm just rolling

my eyes. Okay, we missed the train.

Why wouldn't you get the Suica card ready?

And just put it in your jeans pocket

knowing that we're going to get on the

train. You're going to need the Suica

card. Why would you have it in your stupid

bag with all your stuff in it?

She has this kind of handbag thing with

all her junk in it, and then the Suica

card falls, sinks to the bottom. She's

like rummaging through it. So we missed

the train and then we're going to get the

next train, but the next train arrives

earlier. Than what Google is saying that

we should get on. So I'm thinking maybe we

should skip this train because Google is

telling me to get the next train at 7:05.

This is 6:55. So I'm not sure

if we should get on this train. So I say,

actually, okay, yeah, let's get this

train. So I get on the train. I look, I

turn around and she's not on the train.

She's like, I don't know what she's

looking at, but she's on the platform like

this. Looking at the sky for some reason.

I don't know where the fuck she's looking.

And then the doors close. She turns

around. She's like, like that.

The look on her face when she sees me on

the train and doors closing was so funny.

I was just staring, standing there staring

at her like,

the fuck are you doing, you stupid idiot?

Oh my God, she's so fucking stupid. I

can't believe how dumb she is.

So I text her and I say, what the fuck are

you doing? Get on the next train. So I get

off at the next stop and I get onto the

next train. She's on that train. I was so

annoyed.

So stressful because her plane was at 9

and we would arrive at 8. So she's got

only an hour to get checked in and

everything. But we get

to the airport and everything's fine apart

from she thinks she's checked on— checked

in online. So we queue up to the security

bit and we finally finish queuing up and

they say, no, you got to go to the counter

to, to get the paper ticket.

So we've only got about an hour until they

start boarding and we have to sprint back

to the counter bit to get the printout

thing. I didn't know because I never have

to print out anything when I check in. I

just check in online and I've got my QR

code. I don't need a little paper thing.

So then we run to the counter, print out

the thing, run back, hug, say goodbye.

And I was pretty sad and nearly cried.

Actually, I did kind of cry. My face was

going like that. I couldn't control

my face. I was going to just break out and

cry because I was so sad. It's so sad.

You say goodbye and you see them walk

through the security door and then you're

like, like looking like this, seeing if

you can still see their face through the

crowds and then you're still waving like

that and then they disappear into the

crowds and you can't see them anymore. Oh

my God, it's so sad. Every time it

croaks me up. And then I'm alone

and I'm like, okay, I guess I should go

back. And the train journey back alone is

so weird because we were here in this

apartment together for nearly 2 weeks.

So it's just so weird coming back here

alone, back to the same station. But this

time I'm alone.

I always cry when I have to say goodbye at

Same with Chihiro. When I sent Chihiro

back after my dad died, it was so hard to

say goodbye.

I like to think of myself as like a

heartless robot, you know, all emotions

don't affect me. Imagine having emotions,

but oh my God,

the tears just come.

I think I'm a pretty emotional guy. I do.

I do like psychopath things, like cheating

and stuff, but I do cry and stuff and get

emotional. I thought psychopaths

don't have emotions. That's like the whole

point of being a psycho. Is that you're

like an emotionless lizard. You're still

cheating? Yeah, well, I need a free place

to stay and I want to have sex,

so— how am I going to say no to that?

Free place and sex and new interesting

stories? I can't say no to that.

Are you sad she left or because you're

alone? I'm sad she left. Like,

I miss her presence. I'm not really sad to

be alone.

Because I think she's kind of sweet and

she's cute. Maybe she's not the most

attractive looking woman out there, but

she's sweet and adorable. Her personality,

the way she reacts to things, she has like

a very childlike reaction to things,

which I find very adorable.

And the way she speaks English is very

funny. And sweet.

It's always fun taking her to a new place

and then she's very impressed.

She's impressed easily and she seems so

amazed by everything. It's like, wow,

like that. And you can tell it's a genuine

reaction, not like a fake reaction. I'm

very dead inside when I go to new places.

I'm like, oh wow, nice, I guess.

I think it was just cute seeing her come

to Japan for the first time and show her

this country that I like so much.

It was also interesting how the

relationship dynamic shifted because in

Thailand she's always taking care of me

and handling everything because I don't

speak Thai. But because she doesn't speak

Japanese and Japanese people don't really

speak English and I speak Japanese, I had

to do everything. Like in restaurants,

I had to do all the ordering and do all

the interaction— interacting. And if there

was any problems, I had to manage it in

Japanese. So it was kind of interesting

taking the lead for, I think, the first

time ever in my life. Because when you

have a Japanese girlfriend or Japanese

wife and you're in Japan, they do

everything for you. Because they speak

Japanese, so it makes sense for them to do

everything and manage everything. Chihiro

did everything for me, so I just didn't

have to do anything for myself ever when I

was with her. But this time everything was

so different and I kind of liked it. It

was, it was fun actually.

It was fun to actually put my Japanese to

use and use it and have it actually be

beneficial to speak Japanese. Because I

never really felt like being able to speak

Japanese actually made a difference

because everyone did all the speaking for

me.

But I could kind of feel this time,

actually, yeah, it's pretty useful to

speak Japanese. You took the lead with

Mila? Uh, yeah, I guess so, but It's

not really a challenge to speak in English

for me. It was challenging because I have

to speak in Japanese, which I always feel

kind of insecure about. I always feel

insecure about my ability to speak

Japanese. Very nervous.

Because I get scared I might not

understand what they're saying.

I'm not nervous when I speak English.

The only time I kind of didn't understand

what they were saying was when we went to

Kushikatsu. And the word I didn't

understand was drink bar because it was

like drink bar and I couldn't hear what

she was saying. She had a mask. I

couldn't— she was muffled sounding. It's

kind of ironic. The time I had

difficulties understanding what they're

saying is when they're saying an English

word. The English

words are so hard to say in Japanese.

It's like dorinku bar. It's really— you

have to like say it in a way you're not

used to saying it.

Yeah. And because I know everywhere to

go in Kansai because I've been to all the

places before, I felt like, like an expert

in tourism that I know exactly where to

go, how to get there. I know exactly what

places are good because I've been taken

there since 2010. Like my Korean

girlfriend, Chihiro, all my exes took me

to these places like Arashiyama,

Kinkakuji, Kiyomizu Temple,

Kyoto, Osaka Castle. I know all these

places, so I feel like I'm very

knowledgeable about where to take people

for the first time. So as soon as

she got here, I was like, okay, we're

going to go here, here, here, here.

Aquarium, USJ, boom, boom, boom.

I felt like a pro, like an expert. The 14

years of coming to Japan is paying off.

Oh, thanks, Blud. Expect you to go back to

Thailand soon, bro. Yeah, I told her I'd

go back in May before my sister comes,

but I don't know. I don't know what I'm

thinking right now. My head's so messed

I'm so confused because I miss her. I kind

of like being with her, but I want to stay

in Japan.

But I kind of want a Japanese girlfriend.

Like, my dream is I want one of those

Japanese girls you see at the train

stations. You know, they're small,

they're slim, they got the brown hair in

the ponytail. Why are they everywhere?

But I can never seem to date one.

I wish I'd get a girlfriend like that.

Just like a normal Japanese woman.

Every time I go outside,

everywhere, cute Japanese women. Why can't

I date one of them? That's like my one

thing I want to tick off my bucket list

before I die. It's just

like your very stereotypical

normal-looking average Japanese woman when

you sit on the train and you see them

everywhere. Why can't I have one of those?

They're so damn pretty, like, oh my God,

some of them have really big eyes and they

got like really innocent look, and they're

small and they got nice Hair on

dating apps. I can never match people like

That's what's tearing me up inside.

I want a Japanese girlfriend who looks

like that. Just like an average looking

Japanese lady. I guess Chihiro looks like

that with the mask on. Maybe they will

look ugly under the mask. It's hard to

Out, but they must look cute. They look so

cute from the eye area.

There's no way they're ugly.

You know what I find really attractive

with the masks is when you just see that

area and they're looking down and you kind

of see the eyelid. It's like they're

looking down and And you can see the

eyelids half closed, and then you got the

nose area and the bridge and the eyelids,

and it's slightly brown. They're not

really brown, but they're fair-skinned,

but they've got like a tinge of Asian

brown with the bangs, the fringe,

like that area. I find that so attractive.

My girlfriend doesn't have that. I don't

I don't like my girlfriend puts on

foundation to make her skin lighter, cuz I

like, I like the slight brown, browny

yellow of Asian skin.

But Asian girls are like trying to hide

that with foundation trying to look white.

I don't like that really artificial

looking white look of— I don't like

foundation, but my girlfriend puts it on

every time. I think it's really weird. Oh

my God. I think my girlfriend's really

ugly when we go outside, but then when we

come home and she takes the makeup off and

she lets her hair back down, I think

actually she's pretty good looking. And

I'm so conflicted because we go out and I

look at my girlfriend like, oh yeah. And

then we come home and then she puts on

her, her pajamas or her casual wear. And

I'm like, hmm, hmm. She's like completely

different looking, especially in bed. She

looks so much better without the makeup,

with her hair down. I hate it when she

ties her hair up. And she'll tie it in a

tight ponytail and put it over her

shoulder, and she looks like an old woman.

But I can't— I can't tell her that. It

would make her so sad. The thing I

liked about Mila is she never put makeup

on. She never put this thick foundation.

Makeup just makes women look worse. I hate

makeup. They put too much fucking

foundation on.

A tiny bit is okay, like a bit of mascara,

okay, bit of natural-looking lipstick,

okay. But they put too much of it on and

it makes them look old.

It has the op— I think it makes them look

older instead of making them look younger.

But you can't tell them this because

you'll upset them and hurt their feelings.

They'll be like, oh, you don't know

anything about fashion.

And the nails— I hate it when girls have

really long nails. They put this crap on

their nails too. So ugly.

Stop. Just stop all this crap. Women look

good. Naturally good. You don't need to

put all this crap on yourself.

That's one of the things that frustrates

me so much about women. They look good as

is, as already, and the more they do,

the worse they make themselves look.

I just— I like the natural look. That's

the thing.

Yeah, Japanese women love doing their

nails with all the— they'll get it glazed

and they'll have like, I don't know, they

super glue stuff onto the nails like

little flowers and little Pikachus or

whatever. I don't know, like a decoration,

and it looks so stupid.

Oh, thanks, Unique Utilities. Can you

livestream Woven City? I don't know what

that is. Is it a new game? Kind of out of

the loop with video games.

Hey Daniel, can you livestream Woven City?

No, I don't want to do a game. I'm not

really into gaming recently.

Is it a game? I think women do all this

makeup stuff not for men. They do it for

themselves because they think it's cute.

They're not really doing all this fashion

stuff for men. This is what women like.

They find it cute and

pretty, and that's what they're into. But

I don't like it.

Wait, I want to show you what I got for

lunch. Quickly, because I have to put it

in the fridge. Yeah, it's like tattoos,

self-expression, body art, which I also

hate. Whoa. I'm just

very against any form of body modification

or body art. I don't like it. I think the

human body looks good naturally,

so we're a good-looking species. Well,

we got— well, not everyone, but we've got

nice skin and nice bodies.

We're not covered in hair or weird things

like most of the animals on this planet.

Why you gotta ruin that? We're probably

the most— apart from cats, I think we're

at least top 5 best looking animals on

this planet. And most animals look weird

and stupid. Now look at monkeys, they look

so stupid. My heart would beat so fast

around Japanese girls. Yeah,

Japanese girls really melt your heart,

soften your heart.

Japanese girls just have like a natural

Oh, they're just so— I hate it. I go on

the train and you're

just surrounded by cute Japanese women and

I just want to stare at them like this,

but that'll be weird. So what I do is I

pretend to look around like, oh, I'm just

checking the station name, like that. I do

a glance. Move my head, but actually my

eyeballs are tracking the girl's face like

that. I make sure she's looking down so

she can't see that I'm looking at her.

And I track her with my eyeballs, but I'm

like moving my head like that. And then I

look back to where I was looking, like

look back down, look back at her, and I

save a mental image of her face.

And I get back to my apartment, I just

jack off furiously, and I've got like

mental image of 100 different Japanese

girls I saw that day. Well,

sometimes the girls here, they,

they wear a skirt or like short shorts,

and then when they sit down with their

legs together, it looks like they're not

wearing any pants at all. And then you can

like look right up their legs.

I look to see if I can see panties. But

usually they've got too much, too much leg

squished together to be able to see up

there. They're so hot.

They wear like a long hoodie with the

short shorts. They sit down on the train

in the seats and they put their legs

together and it's like, oh my God, the

thighs. You're killing me.

See them in the reflection of your phone.

No, I think that's dangerous because,

because if you're looking at them and you

can see them, that means they can see you

in your reflection, in the reflection.

You would make eye contact on your phone.

Or what I do is I look in the reflection

of the train doors when it's underground

because it's dark and the reflections are

very easy to see.

Being in Japan is torture because you're

like surrounded by all this eye candy and

you can't do anything. What are you gonna

do, like be— do chikan or something? Get

arrested. There's literally nothing you

can do apart from just save a mental image

and then jerk off later.

It's so frustrating.

Oh yeah, I was gonna show you my shopping.

I spent ¥2,700 this morning.

Put my webcam on the tripod. Hopefully it

doesn't fall off.

I know Japan is kind of infamous for

chikan and having sexual perverts, but

Jesus, you can't blame them. Japan is like

eye candy for cute girls.

Woozy face, woozy face, drooling face.

Yeah, some Japanese girls do have nice

legs and bums. They're not all flat.

I think the reason why Japan has

women-only carriages and there's so much

chikan and like weird creepy Japanese

men is because, oh my god, Japanese girls

are so freaking cute. You live in England,

all the women are fucking fat and ugly.

Obviously there's no chikan and

pervertedness going on. How would you even

get your dick hard to English women?

They're so physically unattractive and

like they swear all the time. Oh fuck you,

mate, give me a cig, I'll get McDonald's,

faggot. Innit, mate? They're so

unattractive the way they speak. England.

All the swearing, like the chav speak.

So I go on the train to London, I don't

see a single girl I find even slightly

cute.

Chicanas, that just would not exist in

England because everyone's so damn ugly.

So I spent ¥2,700.

I got this Korean

pickles for my beef food I'm gonna cook

later. It's called namul. Namul.

It's, um,

bean sprouts, green stuff. Stuff like a

brown— I don't know what that brown thing

is, but it's nice. And kimchi.

And I got some chockies, Alforto.

And I got some white oaisu.

This stuff goes off really quick if you

don't eat it quick. And I thought I would

treat myself to dinner. I got

some nice yakiniku beefu.

¥700, bit pricey I guess,

but this is nice meat and it's, uh,

yeah, you get 7 strips so it's decent

amount.

Look at the marbling, that looks like a

nice bit of beef. Going to have that with

the rice and the Korean pickles for

dinner. And for lunch,

I got this scemen, which looks pretty

good. It's not like the brown buckwheat

noodle scemen. It's, uh, brown. I think

it's like ramen noodles, but you dip it in

the sauce and you got a piece of pork too.

So I'll save some of the sauce for the

beef for dinner, and they get give you a

little sachet of sesame seeds.

Damn, I'm hungry already. And then I got

a waffle for breakfast. I quite like

microwaving these waffles for my breakfast

with coffee. Pretty good.

And I got some laundry detergent because I

need to do laundry.

Laundry. And I got a brand new pair

of scissors because I need to cut my pubes

and my armpit hair. I'm not going to a

Korean girl's house with like a really big

bush in my armpits.

So yeah, these should be good enough for

my hair trimming.

Oh, thanks, Blood. How long are you

streaming today? I'm gonna stream all day

because this is my last chance to do a

proper all-day stream before I move in

with my new girl.

Probably stream until tomorrow and then—

oh, has it

effed?

Is it back?

When did it cut off? I said I'm gonna

stream all day, and I

don't know if I'll do a sleep stream. I

kind of want to jerk off. Actually, no, I

shouldn't jerk off because then I'll be

less horny for the Korean girl.

So maybe I will do a sleep stream so I

don't jerk off. You guys can make sure I

don't jerk off because I want to arrive—

oh my God, is it effed again?

I said I, I want to arrive at the Korean

girl's house when I'm horny.

That way she'll feel like I like her. I

think it's bad if you're not horny because

then the girls will think, oh, you don't

really like me.

So I'm thinking we stream all

day basically until tomorrow, until I

leave, and then do a bit of cycling,

and then when I have to head to her place,

I'll end the stream then. I haven't cycled

for 2 weeks, I think. My bike's still

outside. I had a nightmare last night. My

bike got taken away. I just left it

outside of the supermarket for nearly 2

weeks and it's been there every time I

walk past, so I think it's fine. Good

thing is I'm staying in a very quiet area

and they're not very strict, I think,

about taking bikes away. And the

supermarket's open nearly 24/7,

so I mean, it's possible that it's a

customer's bike who's inside of the store

Better than paying ¥500 a night to store

my bicycle somewhere. Also, you know the

automatic locks where you push the bike in

and it clamps your bike in? You gotta pay

afterwards. I left it in one of those

overnight when I stayed at the Korean

girl's place, and I came back the next

morning thinking I'd have to pay like

¥600. I only had to pay ¥150,

and it was in the automatic clamp thing

for over 8 hours, so I should have just

left it in there instead of paying the

hotel. Wait, I gotta put my food in the

Oh, my girlfriend left some stuff in the

fridge. Makes me remember her.

Look.

She left her drinks. Oh, it's so sad

seeing traces of her in the apartment

She's gone. Out of my life.

Oh, she's gone.

I'm too blind. Beep beep beep

beep beep. I was looking around the

apartment after I came back, seeing if I

could find traces of her. Like maybe she

forgot a sock that I could sniff, or maybe

some underwear. She only left a

toothbrush, which was the hotel's

It's weird thinking she was here,

curled up on the sofa, in the bed.

We had a mini argument on the second to

last date because she

was asking me to pay for rent. She was

saying Baby, can you help me pay rent this

month? And I said no. I said I can give

you 1,000 baht, but that's it. And then

she got all upset and she was like, but I,

I paid my own plane ticket and I gave you

¥50,000. And I said, yeah, but I paid

¥160,000 since you've come on hotels,

USJ, food, trains. And then she said,

what about your ex-girlfriend? You paid

everything for her, didn't you? And I

said, yeah.

She keeps bringing up Mila because I told

her that with my ex I paid for everything

because she asked me, what did you do with

your ex? And I said I paid for everything

because Mila had no money. So now

she thinks I loved Mila more than I love

her. I mean, it's just kind of true.

'Cause I did like— I like Mila more than I

like my girlfriend.

So now she keeps saying, oh, you love your

ex more than you love me 'cause you paid

everything for her. Yeah, 'cause I had no

choice. She didn't have a job. If she had

a job, I would have made her pay for some

stuff. And I wanted to like travel around

and fuck her in Germany, so I was willing

to pay for it.

So then she went into the bed and then she

was like, oh, I don't want to talk

anymore, I'm sad. Well, you made yourself

sad by bringing it up. You're the one who

brought it up, it's not me. Keeps bringing

up my ex. Then she goes into the bed and

she sulks and I just leave her and

I just watch TV for like an hour and then

I go to bed. And there's 2 beds here, so

she's in the small bed, I go into the

double bed. And I ignore her back and I

pretend to sleep. And then she starts

talking. She starts saying, how can you

sleep when we have a problem?

And then I start going,

snore. And then

she starts going, oh my God, is this real?

Is this true? I can't believe it.

You can sleep? And I go, snore.

And then she gets more frustrated and

then she's like, oh, you don't want me in

your bed?

And I said, okay, come to the bed then.

And then she said, no, you come to my bed

first. And then I said, no.

And then she said, if you love me, come to

my bed. And I said, okay, good night.

It was so funny.

And then I said, no, you've been a bad

girl. And she said, why am I a bad girl?

I just started trolling her.

So then I just get up and I bring her to

the bed to, like, put an end to this whole

silliness.

And I say, okay, you can come to my bed,

but you have to apologize because you were

bad. And she's like, why am I bad? You

make me sad and you ignore me. I said,

no, you ignored me.

Our fights are so silly.

She acts like a child and she starts

sulking.

So I treat her like a child.

Well, I didn't have to pay for the

apartment, so that's good. She phoned up

the landlady and said, can we pay the rent

later next month?

Probably thinking I'll be back by then,

then I can pay. Kind of annoyed

with all this. She should have to pay some

of the rent, don't you think? Why do I

have to pay all the rent? Getting annoyed

with it. I already paid all the hotels

here and all the stuff and the food. Paid

like 75% of the expenses in Japan.

And then I have to pay nearly everything

in Thailand when she's got rental income

and a job. It's just like she's hoarding

all her money and making me pay the rent

and food so she can hoard her income to

pay for her own personal stuff. Like, I

don't know, she buys bags and clothes and

then pays off her debt. I feel a bit

annoyed that she's not helping to pay the

rent, but the

rent is only $300, so it's dirt cheap.

It's cheaper than anything I could find on

my own, so maybe I should just shut up and

pay it. There's no way I'll find a

$300 apartment of that size in Japan by

myself or in Thailand. I need a Thai woman

to get an apartment in Thailand. I need a

Japanese woman or a woman who's living

here to get an apartment here in Japan.

As a tourist with no visa, my best option

is like a shitty guesthouse or a

dormitory.

So unfortunately, the Thai apartment is

the best option. Cheapest option, best

The Korean girlfriend is not a great

option because she works from home, so I

can't make any videos at home. I got to go

out every time and just do bike streams,

I guess. But how am I going to make normal

videos? I can't.

I need a studio to set up my tripod and

like get into the mood to make a video

about some topic that's trending. It's

hard to do that outside. I need like a

good environment where I can get into

character to do my whole performance

thing.

I can't really do that if the Korean

girlfriend's at home.

Is Korean lady hot? She's okay, I guess.

Not amazing looking, but she's not fat.

And the good thing about her is she's very

horny.

Yeah, the slum apartment was cheap and

clean, but it was so depressing and

miserable staying there. I felt like I was

in a prison. So tiny. This place is great.

I love it. I've got a huge— look at this

place. It's got a living room, got a

bedroom. Got a bathroom toilet,

got a kitchen.

It's so nice. Maybe it looks

kind of small, but in person it feels

huge. I feel so relaxed here.

Got a table. Look at this table. Table for

my laptop and stuff. Can do cooking,

but it's too expensive. I think this place

is like $50 a night.

I can stay here for maybe a week but not

all month.

And the furnishing and decoration is

really nice. They've got this really nice

Japanese vibe going on. They've got like

this strip light Look at these paintings.

They've got like a Japanese-style onsen

door thing. In Japan, they like to

hang fabric from a rod

in the middle of the door and hang it

down. It's like an onsen vibe. And then

the room— look at the room, the bedroom,

when I turn the light on. Hold on.

They've got this, they've got this lantern

lampshade. It creates this really nice

atmosphere. Oh, thanks,

Jenkins. No, I haven't called an escort.

It's too damn expensive. I'm not spending

$300 just for an hour.

I just don't have that money anymore.

Not famous YouTube anymore. Gotta be

careful with my money now. So yeah, it's

got this really nice lantern with this

cool effect.

It looks better when it's at night because

it's darker and it creates this pattern on

the walls. It just, it feels really nice.

Got a balcony as well. Oh yeah, I gotta do

laundry. Not going to Korean girl's place

with stinking clothing.

Okay, this definitely needs cleaning.

Can you hear my stomach rumbling?

Good news is my body is fully healed. I

think my legs got a bit bigger. My body

was in so much pain from cycling every

day. Yeah, hotel prices have gone up

because of all the tourists, plus it's,

uh, Hanami season and then Golden Week

season. Golden Week coming up soon,

which is when everyone in Japan

has like 7 days holiday. Because so many

national holidays line up, plus there's a

weekend. They just said, okay, just let

everyone take the whole week off. So

Japanese people are traveling domestically

too, probably a lot coming to Osaka

to visit Kyoto from Tokyo and other places

in Japan. They're going to come flooding

to Osaka cuz it's like the main hub that

you stay in if you want to visit Kyoto,

Nara, Kobe,

I could invite the Korean girl here,

actually. That'd be messed up, wouldn't

it? Could say, hey, do you

want to come to my hotel tonight? Then we

go back to your place tomorrow. She'd

probably say yes, but I kind of

want to focus on streaming today. And

there's my girlfriend's hairs everywhere,

so she'd see— she might see long hair.

And think, wait, did you have another girl

in here?

And I need some time to reset mentally. I

need some alone time.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. I'm having rice,

peas, and steak. Cheers, Dan. Wow, I'll be

having steak too in about 7 hours.

Cook myself some yakiniku. Hope there's a

frying pan. There's a pot, so I guess we

could boil it.

No, I'm not showing Korean Girl's face. I

don't see any point showing people's faces

anymore. Maybe I'll vlog

with her. Could take her traveling during

Golden Week. I'll take her to all the

places I took my girlfriend to. I should

take the Korean girlfriend to that same

restaurant I took Chihiro to as well.

And where else?

It's been kind of weird taking my