sad and lone again - it's over... [SW6A1_PXeVk]

Testing, testing.

Wonder what wild wacky things will happen

on this livestream. Well, I don't want to

spoil the stream. But let's just say it

might involve some puff pastry.

I won't say anymore.

I think my cough's nearly finished.

Although last night I felt like I was

coughing a lot. But during the day I'm not

coughing as much.

So I feel kind of sad.

I got a phone call from the school, the

Thai school. Apparently they had been

trying to reach me on my phone, but I

don't answer my phone, so I don't know

who— I mean, someone did phone me,

but I don't recognize the number. Maybe

that was them. They said they've been

trying to phone me for like 2 weeks. So

they phoned my girlfriend. They said that

I had to come in to do a test, do an exam.

And I was kind of shocked because I

thought, I thought I was done with school.

I didn't realize I had to do a test. They

never said anything about a test.

So I was kind of panicking because it's

been a while since I actually revised my

How would they know her number? Because

she's phoned them before when I asked her

to ask them something. So I

went in, I think, 2 days ago to do the

test, and I passed the test. It was really

easy. It was just like, why do

you like Thailand? What food do you like?

How long have you been in Thailand for?

It was really easy. And then I had to do

some reading, practice reading, which took

me ages. They made me read this big

paragraph. Took me such a long time. I was

the cat drank

the milk. I was reading like that slowly.

It took ages. It was so hard because so

many Thai alphabets look the same.

But the annoying thing is I didn't get to

say bye to the British girl. I saw her.

I went in to do the test and as I was

arriving at the school, I saw her on the

other side of the road waiting to cross

it. But that road takes ages to cross

because you have to stand there for like 5

minutes for the red lights. So I thought

it would be weird if I just stood here

waiting for her. So I went ahead to get

into the elevator thinking she would

follow in behind. So I'm in the elevator

and the doors keep opening and closing

because people are coming in, pressing the

button. And then I'm waiting in the

elevator and I see her walk past.

She was going— she walked straight past

the elevators and she went towards either

the bank, the ATMs, or maybe she went to

the elevator near the car park, which goes

up and then you get out and it's like

right next to the toilets. So I think she

either went to the bank or she went into

the car park elevator to go straight to

the toilet. And I was waiting outside of

the school for like 10 minutes and I never

saw her. And then the people, the school

staff called me in to come and do the test

and then I didn't see her. Someone's

complaining I cough too loud. Wait, how do

I mute the mic?

I think I'll mute the mic whenever I cough

because people are getting annoyed with

it.

So I'm guessing she came in late after 9

o'clock whilst I was doing the test

because I didn't see her. So that was kind

of frustrating. I find it frustrating

because I was complaining the whole time

how everyone in the class are boring and

no one talks to me. And then finally

someone from my own country appears in the

final level and then she actually talks to

me and then I get freaking sick and then I

can't go to school for 2 weeks because my

cough was so bad.

And it turns out I was— I didn't pay for

level 2. So they said I couldn't join

level 2 because the class is full up now,

so I'd have to wait until next month to do

level 2. But then there's no point, is

there, because it will be all new people,

and I don't even want to spend $200 to go

to level 2 to learn more reading when I

don't really care about learning Thai. I

only really wanted to go to school to

number one, get the visa, and number two,

hopefully meet some people, maybe make a

friend. I don't know. But now I feel like

it's so disappointing because I didn't

meet anyone. I didn't, like, become

friends with anyone. I didn't even get to

speak to the Japanese boy. It's so

annoying. I didn't get to speak to any of

the Japanese people either. There was a

Japanese boy in level 3 for 4 weeks and

I didn't even talk to him once. I nearly

talked to him on the elevator, but I

What was that?

I have no idea what that sound was.

That was weird.

What is that?

He's not talking about high school. Yeah,

I'm talking about my Thai school. What is

that noise?

Is it Discord?

Okay, I'm gonna ban this person.

Throw up calling me a liar. Okay, what did

I lie about before I

ban you?

What's that stupid dinging sound?

Um, it's not Streamlabs.

That's gonna be so annoying. I need to

figure out how to quiet Silent it.

I have never heard that noise before

though. Is it steam?

Let me just mute my whole computer.

Yeah, so I feel kind of sad now not going

to school anymore. Even though I was

hating it because it was so boring. But at

least it gave me something to do. The

teacher said I could pay and then sign up

for next month's— or this month's Level 2

at the end of November.

But I don't think I'm gonna do it. It will

be all new people. It would be a gamble

because there might not be any interesting

people in Level 2. But then I don't know

that maybe there could be an interesting

person. I don't really want to take that

risk. The risk is I pay the money and

there's no one interesting, and then I

just wasted the money and then don't go

I'm going to go to the school one more

time to pick up my visa documents.

That's going to be in a couple of weeks.

And then after that, I'm not sure if I

have to go again because when I go to

immigration again, it's going to renew my

visa from December until February,

end of February for 3 months. But then I

should still have another 2 months to make

the full 11 months. So I don't know if I

have to go into school again to pick up

the new documents for the final 2 months.

The plan after the visa ends is I have to

go back to the UK for my sister's wedding,

and then I don't know, gotta save up

money, I guess.

Think of a way to get back to Thailand.

I was going to school to learn Thai.

My throat hurts. It's not a sore throat.

It's like an ulcer at the back of my

throat, which is a weird place to get an

ulcer, but it feels like an ulcer. It's a

really annoying burning pain.

Have you ever gotten an ulcer on the

dangly bit on the back of your throat? I

did once. It was so painful to eat and

talk.

Also, my entire rib area is in pain

because of all the coughing.

So I'm going to stream 6 hours. I've got

this plan about the demonetization thing.

If I request a view— a review as soon as

it goes yellow, that means I can get a

head start on the review process. Because

it takes like 24 hours

for a manual review to review my stream.

Yeah, it's demonetized already, so I just

request a review now.

So hopefully it would be reviewed by

tomorrow morning. See,

it's only been 11 minutes, I'm already

demonetized. It's so stupid, isn't it? My

pre— my last stream, I had to wait for a

manual review and then they enabled it for

green. So I didn't say anything wrong in

the stream. Someone reviewed it. I don't

know if they— what do you think? It's

taking such a long time to review because

they have to watch the whole stream.

Imagine having to watch my whole stream.

I don't know. My streams get, all of them

get demonetized now during the stream.

Sometimes they go green after the stream

and then Like 90% of the time they go

green after manual review. Yeah, I am

losing money. I'm losing like

70% of the ad revenue because most of the

views for the stream come in on the first

day. And if it's demonetized on the first

day, even if it gets monetized on the

second day, it's already gotten most of

the views it's ever gonna get. My streams

max out at like 5K views. I get 3.5K

in the first day or two.

It's a stupid bot. It's got me on like

this high alert list to automatically

demonetize my streams whilst I'm live,

which is why recently I've been clipping

the streams and posting as a new video.

And that's actually been doing pretty well

to make back like $15, $20.

And also it's getting the same views as my

other stuff. So I thought I'd just give up

making videos and I just post stream

highlights of me cooking with an emo title

because it gets— people seem to enjoy it.

So I might just think about not bothering

to make videos anymore.

What's the point making videos when they

get less views than the streams? And same

views as the stream highlights.

Any additional income ideas besides

working? Yeah, stream highlight clips,

cooking clips, uh, spam out more videos

on the second channel. I'm gonna do stock

market videos as well. I spam

out like 5 videos a day on the second

channel when my girlfriend's— my

girlfriend's been here at home a lot

recently, which has been kind of slowing

down my video production. But when she's

not here, I'll make like 5 videos in a day

and just spam them all out.

It is the only way.

How can you stream 9 hours? Don't you get

tired? Yeah. After the stream is over,

I feel really burnt out. Like I don't want

to talk anymore. It's only been 15

minutes. I've got to talk for like 8

hours. Oh,

I feel tired already.

You don't have to. No, I literally have

to, otherwise I'll be broke.

Oh,

I feel dizzy.

Has your subs been going up? No, they

don't. They'll go up like 1 sub a day and

then I'll do a stream and then I'll lose

like 15.

So it never moves. The second channel is

actually growing though, but I get subs

and then they don't watch my new stuff.

You do like to come on here to talk?

Yeah, if I have something to talk about,

I love talking. I love streaming when I

got something to talk about, but I don't

really have a lot to talk about. The

biggest thing that emotionally upset me

was the school and not being able to

go for the last 2 weeks because I was sick

was really annoying. Such bad timing.

I didn't want to skip school. I wanted to

go because people were talking to me and I

felt pretty good. And I felt like,

yeah, I could build confidence and maybe

talk to one of these Japanese people. But

I never got to talk to them. And everyone

I knew is gone now. I sat outside the

school for 10 minutes and I was watching

people go in. I didn't recognize a single

person. Everyone I knew, they've all left.

They've all finished now.

So I feel kind of sad. It's like

an end of an era. I mean, it's nice

I don't have to go anymore, I guess.

I'm just disappointed it didn't lead

anywhere. It didn't really result in

anything interesting,

and I don't really feel like, oh wow, I

can speak Thai now. I'm just going to

forget it. I know some basic stuff like

how, why, when, where, how much. I like

bananas. I can't have

a conversation in Thai. No way.

Will it lead to you thinking about

cosmetic procedures to look younger? I

think I might. I don't know

if I'm going to dye my hair when I start

going gray, but I think that's a long way

away. Like 40 years old, maybe 45.

45 to 50 is when I think you start going

so gray it's not unnoticeable anymore.

Right now I get like 10 gray hairs on the

back of my head. So you don't really

notice it right now. I think we got

another 10 years of not being gray, but I

think I might dye my hair. I don't know.

My— the problem is my face is going to

fall apart. The hair is not really going

to be the main problem. The face is just

going to like— my face is going to melt

like a Werther's Original.

I'm scared my face gets fattier and then

starts sagging.

I don't know how to make my face not fat.

I think people say sugar, like sugar

results in fatty face tissue.

So try not to use too much sugar, maybe.

Although later on today we are going to

unload half a bag of brown sugar into my

apple pie filling. I'm not sure what to

make today. I think chicken pie instead of

apple pie. I went to the big supermarket

and I found puff pastry, frozen pre-made

puff pastry, so I'm pretty happy. And I

also found sausage rolls like Greggs

style, and it was pretty tasty. And I

found big British sausage.

Actually, it's called a wagyu sausage.

And I just finished watching Chris Broad's

new video where he rants about all these

fake wagyu products like wagyu burgers

that don't taste anything like wagyu.

It's not even real wagyu, is it? Is it?

Oh, I got really mad because I really

wanted to drink Japanese W— rice wine. I

really wanted to drink Japanese rice wine

and I couldn't find any anywhere, you

know, like the cup sake. And then I

finally found one in the big supermarket.

I got all excited, put it in my trolley,

and guess what? I couldn't buy it because

in Thailand you can't buy alcohol between

2 PM and 5 PM. I got so pissed.

I just went on like this massive rage rant

to my girlfriend about how I hate

Thailand. It's so annoying. You are not

allowed to buy alcohol between 11 AM and—

wait, is it? It's like 11 AM and 1 PM you

can't buy. And then you can't buy between

2 PM and— no, you can't buy between

11 AM and 1 PM and you can't buy between 2

PM and 5 PM. I don't know. They've got

some kind of law where you're not allowed

to buy alcohol during the afternoon.

Apparently it's to prevent children from

buying alcohol. That is the stupidest

thing. It doesn't make any sense because

apparently because kids finish

school at like 3 p.m., so they think, oh

no, kids are going to come and buy

alcohol. So we got to ban alcohol from

being sold. Until 5 p.m., but then the kid

could just come back at 5 p.m. and then

buy some alcohol. Don't they check for

ID? I guess, I guess not. They just think

they can prevent children from buying

alcohol if they ban the sale of it during

those time periods, which makes no sense

because if I'm a kid and I want to

illegally buy alcohol, I would just come

back at 5 p.m., wouldn't I?

Well, they think kids are all locked up in

their house after 5 p.m. It makes no

sense. I mean, I'm obviously

not a kid. Just sell me the freaking

alcohol. What if I'm like a 60-year-old

man with white gray hair and you're not

going to sell me alcohol because you think

I'm a kid? It doesn't make any sense.

So I didn't get to buy it. I could have

waited for 2 hours in the supermarket,

but I didn't want to. So if you ever want

to come to Thailand and buy alcohol,

never forget, make sure you only come at 5

p.m. to buy alcohol. You can't even drink

alcohol in a restaurant. And it's so silly

because they've got advertising

everywhere, like special discount wine,

Halloween lunch, and then you can't even

buy it. Until 5 p.m. You can't buy a beeru

if you go to a restaurant for lunch. At

one time I wanted to have beer with my

lunch because we went to a restaurant. I

couldn't buy it because it's not 5 p.m.

I think it's also illegal to smuggle beer

into your bag and then take it out if it's

between 2 p.m. and 5 p.m.

The only other country that had a stupid

law like that was Norway. Yeah, I went to

Norway in 2015 with my first Korean

girlfriend and we wanted to buy beer at

the supermarket. And they also said you

can't buy beer until after 6 p.m.

So there are several countries that have

this weird, you can't buy beer during this

time. Which I don't understand. Is it

the same in Malaysia? I don't know because

I never bought beer. We only had beer at

the food court at dinner time, so it's

already pretty late, like 7 PM. So I don't

know what the laws are, but because

Malaysia is an Islamic country,

there's a lot of places that don't sell

alcohol or pork.

Yeah, it's funny. You can buy WED any time

of the day in Thailand, but alcohol?

Nope, it's got to be 5 PM.

What about kids trying to buy WED? Some

guy smokes it below my apartment. I had

the balcony door open and then I hear

coughing and then I just hear— I smell the

waft of WED coming into my kitchen. It's

disgusting. It smells like armpit.

I hate the smell.

So I got really mad. I think that's

probably the most annoying thing about

living in Thailand is you can't buy

alcohol when you want to.

And then a couple of days ago, we drove,

we drove an hour and a half out

of the city to go to some random noodle

bar. Like a— it was like a restaurant.

Not a restaurant. It felt more like a

cafe. But they were famous for selling

some noodle bowl.

Then in the bowl was like,

I don't know what it was. It looked like

dough, but it was made out of some kind of

reconstituted meat and it was formed into

the shape of the bowl. And then in that

they pour the noodles and the soup and

stuff into that dough bowl and it tastes

horrible. It's like really sweet and

spicy. Like they poured half a cup of

sugar into the damn thing. And I

got chicken nuggets and French fries, and

I had to wait like an hour for them to

actually get the French fries and nuggets.

I thought they forgot the order and I was

getting so annoyed. And then the chicken

nuggets came and they looked like

McDonald's chicken nuggets. I feel like

they just got Uber Eats McDonald's and

then gave me half the nuggets.

I get so pissed at customer service here.

If it's like a, like a small restaurant

or something, they, they seem to forget

your order a lot. I don't like going to

these little restaurants because I don't,

I don't trust the professionalism. And I

get really pissed when they forget my

order or the order's slow. I don't want to

wait an hour just to get chicken nuggets.

So I was not very pleased with that

place.

The restaurant itself was okay. It was

like wooden bamboo kind

of tables and what's it called, like a

decking platform where you sit on it next

to a river. So it's quite nice looking, I

guess. The food sucked.

Why do Thai— why do they put so much sugar

in the food? Everything is really sweet

and really spicy. They put loads of chili.

They really love chili and sugar.

Oh, I got a deep fat fryer as well. You

know what I want next for my next project?

Maybe I got influenced by Chris because I

was watching his last video about 12

things to steal from Japan and he was

going on and on about yakitori and now I

really want to eat yakitori and I thought

what if I buy a tiny grill And then I buy

some charcoal and I make my own yakitori

on the balcony. How hard can it be?

To get this smoky charred flavor, you need

charcoal, don't you? So I'm

thinking, because you can get those little

Japanese grill things, why don't I just

buy some charcoal? I've never done a

charcoal barbecue before,

so I'm thinking we could do that next time

when we do cooking on the balcony.

What do you think?

What do you think your dad was thinking

when he looked up at you from his

deathbed? He's probably thinking, oh my

God, why is my son so weird? Why isn't he

saying anything? I just stood next to my

dad not talking. I didn't know what to

say. What do you say to someone who can't

talk? I was like, hi, Dad,

how are you? I don't know what to say to

someone on his deathbed. I think I said

something about the fireplace, like, oh,

I managed to light the fire.

I don't know what to say. I just stood

there staring at him. It was

really weird. What would you want someone

to say if you can't talk because you're on

a ventilator? What would

you like your family to say to you?

I don't know.

Hi, Daniel. How are you? I'm dying, but

thanks. How do you think I'm doing,

idiot? I don't know what I'd want someone

to come and say to me.

It's really

hard to put myself in that position

because I just can't imagine it. Imagine

losing the ability to talk. That would be

terrible because it's like you're trapped

in your own mind.

I don't know. I just You can't

do anything because you can't move. Put on

YouTube or something, I don't know. What

would you want to do? You're lying in a

hospital bed, you can't talk, you can't

I would be thinking about my will,

like thinking about worst-case scenario,

what I would want to leave to my family.

We gave him— the doctors gave him like an

alphabet and he was trying to spell

something out, but he was just spitting

out, I want to go home.

I don't know. It's hard to imagine. What I

would want. Maybe just unplug

me now, this is boring, let me die

But he probably thought he was going to

get better, or there was hopes he would

get better.

Whatever, next topic. Don't like this

Yeah, so can I do a barbecue on my

balcony? I don't see why not. The smoke

would just blow out into the air,

wouldn't it?

Remember when you were learning the banjo?

Yeah, I got really into the banjo. I was

getting pretty good actually. I could do

that little song. Da da da da da da da da

da. Then I got bored of it. My fingers

all blistered.

I got two banjos. I got a small banjo

ukulele, a karimba, and then a big banjo.

I spent hundreds of dollars on those, and

then I just got bored of it.

Yeah, I watched clips of that movie

Deliverance. It was—I don't even know what

the movie's about. But it's got some clips

where some kid is playing the banjo, and I

thought, wow, that's really cool. Girls

would be so impressed if I can play the

Guess what? No one cared. I was so

desperate to get a girlfriend last year,

I was doing all this stuff like learning

to drive, playing the banjo. What else did

I do? I thought if I know how to do these

random things, women would find me more

attractive. I don't think women

really care. Although it is like a funny

conversation piece that I can play the

banjo. They're not going to be like, oh

yeah, he plays the banjo, get my pants

off.

After dating several women, the most

important thing I learned is nothing

really matters. Apart from you've got to

show that you're interested in them by

asking them questions so they feel like

you're interested. And don't talk about

yourself too much. Always try and ask

them questions and seem

like you care. If you can get them to

feel like you care, then you're in. And

then maybe like tell some little funny

stories like, Oh, I was playing the banjo.

Here's some footage. And they'll be like,

oh, that's cool. But they don't really

care. But they find it like a funny little

thing and

then suggest something fun to do. Like,

oh, I know this great place. Do you want

to go? And they like it. They like it when

you make a plan and invite them so they

don't have to do anything apart from just

They don't like it when you don't know

what to do and you're like, oh, I don't

know, what should we do? What do you want

to do? I don't know. They want someone to,

like, make a plan and decide on

things.

That's what I learned.

But I guess those days are over now that I

am a settled man in a totally

stable relationship. No problems at all

here.

No problemos.

How do you feel about the fact you paid

$1,000 worth of rent each month in

Manchester? Oh my God, you should see the

kind of places I could get with that money

here. You could get a massive

50-square-foot, 2-bedroom condo

looking over the sea, open-plan kitchen.

You could get a massive place. That's like

40,000 baht a month, 4 times more than my

place. Why don't we see her?

We did. I made loads of vlogs with her.

It's just they didn't get views, so I

stopped doing it. If you guys don't care,

then I won't make videos with her in it.

I did a livestream. She was in the

livestream the whole time. I did 2

livestreams with her and you guys didn't

care about it, so I just stopped doing it.

I did a massage video where we did a

hammer massage, unique and traditional

rare hammer massage, and it got like 3K

views. So I was like, oh, screw that. I

get more views just sitting in my

apartment making a pie.

Yeah, you guys don't even know I did a

livestream with her. It was called First

Livestream with My Girlfriend. We did a

whole day walking around in Bangkok doing

stuff. It's on my YouTube.

Just scroll down a bit.

I don't know why people don't know that

I've done this stuff already. Did you

not get the notification?

And then we did some streams on Kick, but

they got deleted because they expire after

2 weeks. We just walked around

a bit, ate some food.

The thing I noticed is you

need a storyline. You can't just walk

around aimlessly doing nothing.

I always had a storyline. That's why

people were interested in my channel. And

now I feel like, yeah, I gave up trying to

make a storyline. I don't really care

anymore. This is what I do. I just sit in

my apartment and mess around with pies. I

play video games. There's no storyline

here, and I can't be

bothered to manufacture one because

there's nothing to do. What? Oh, my

girlfriend cheated on me. Oh, my

girlfriend's pregnant. Oh, I got kicked

out by my girlfriend. I can't be bothered

Your new livestream chat is weird blank

accounts. Like, who? I think

most people don't bother to put like a

picture. If you are not

planning to make a channel and make videos

and you just make an account so you can

comment, are you really going to care

about putting a profile picture? I don't

think I had one before I became a

YouTuber.

Do you think if you let other people

choose video ideas, would it be weird?

Well, I pinch a lot of ideas from people.

If they suggest something and I like the

sound of it, I'll just go with it.

I do get a lot of ideas from comments and

chat because I'm out of ideas, to be

honest. I have no idea what

to make videos about.

What was I doing when I was 21? I was

in Japan for the first time in my life. I

just turned 21 whilst I was in Japan and

my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. She just

ghosted me.

I don't know if she found out I was

cheating on her with that Korean woman.

But she was a terrible girlfriend. We

couldn't even do it. We tried twice, but

my thing wouldn't fit in her thing.

Tap is running. That's my fish tank.

Fish tank, um, waterfall thing

is kind of annoying.

The Manchester YouTuber guy who used to

parody you. Yeah. What happened to him?

Wasn't he gay or something? He sounded

like DanIsNotOnFire and he was saying he

had a stalker. That guy's weird. I don't

know what his story is. Apparently he was

a really rich and successful person in the

music industry and had some famous smash

hits. And then he got a creepy stalker and

he had to run away from London or Brighton

and live in Manchester. And he was like

hiding in Manchester from his crazy

stalker and he hated Manchester, so he was

depressed. But he used to make these

videos mimicking me. They were pretty

funny though. I kind of liked it.

I find his story hard to believe though.

It sounds too crazy.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. That sounds like

painful cereal. It was really bad.

We tried several times. The problem is she

was a virgin. That's why I don't like

virgin girls, because they've never done

it before. So they got a tiny— I

thought men love virgins for some reason,

but I don't really see any good sides to

it. Oh, she's pure and innocent. Who

cares? I just want to get my, my thingy

inside, but I couldn't.

And then she was all scared and nervous,

like, oh, I never seen one of those

before. I'm scared. She was just like all

scared all the time. It was annoying.

We went to Disneyland together in Tokyo

and then I made her cry because I lost my

passport. And then we were panicking

because we had to get on the plane

quickly. No, I didn't lose my passport. I

lost the ticket that she printed out. So

we had to get on the plane pretty quickly

and I didn't have my ticket.

So we had to rush and get a new one

printed out. And then she was all stressed

out because I wasn't— she said I wasn't

helping and she had to manage everything.

And then she cried on the plane and I was

like, don't cry.

She was like one of those really organized

people who like to plan everything. And

then gets upset because I didn't help.

Well, you were the one who decided to plan

everything by yourself. I thought you

liked doing it. And then they're like,

oh, I need to take care of you. You need

me to do everything. No, I don't. I know

how to book a ticket and get on a plane

myself without— how do you think I got

here? No one helped me fly to Japan.

I did it all myself. I hate it when women

are like that. They're like, oh, I have to

do everything for you. No, you don't. You

just chose to do everything, even though I

didn't ask you to. I don't

need anyone to take care of me. I can look

after— I'm a 34-year-old grown man. You

think I don't know how to look after

myself? I don't need anyone to look after

me. But then people look after me and then

they accuse me of,

of needing them. It's weird, isn't it?

I'm hungry. It's 10 here. It's cool you're

live. Oh, thanks, Jenkins. Yeah, it's very

radical and sublime

that I am live again.

Shave your head? No way. My hair is my

best feature.

I finally got it just how I like it.

I think it'll be good for another few

weeks, maybe a month, and then it'll get

too long, look like a mushroom. Then I got

to shave it off again.

My mum's like that too. She thinks I need

her to take care of me, like do my

laundry. Do this and do that. I can do it

myself, you know.

I don't need anyone to take care of me.

But if you want to take care of me, be my

guest. But then don't turn around and,

like, try and use it against me.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. Yes, I am.

34. 4 months and then I'm 35. Oh my God,

I'm middle-aged. We made

it, guys, to middle-ageddom. I outlived

TotalBiscuit. I was nervous I wasn't going

to outlive TotalBiscuit. So TotalBiscuit

died when he was 34. I think I'll make it

to 35. Imagine when

I'm 40. Still, still doing this, I guess.

I'm hoping by the time I'm 40, I'll be a

pro stock investor and trader.

Still not making great progress with that.

I'm really annoyed recently because I

actually did technical analysis and I

marked out the exact bottom of the market

using my charts. And I was right, but I

didn't make a trade because I was too

scared. I was going to do a 5x leverage on

the SPY and I could have made $500 if I

actually did it. It's 10 PM here. It's

cool. You're live. Why did that come up

twice? Yeah, thanks. What,

what's going on? I'm 30 years— you're 4

years older than me. Why is it coming up

The only thing I need my girlfriend to do

is order stuff online because they don't

have Amazon here. They have Shopee, and I

tried to make my own Shopee account, but

they wouldn't accept my debit card for

some reason. So if I need to buy random

stuff like, I don't know, HDMI capture

card, USB-C to USB-C female-male adapter,

you can't just go into a shop and buy this

stuff.

It's very hard to find, so you have to buy

it on Amazon or websites, and I need her

to get that stuff. We'll make it, Danny,

to the future of Neon and Roberts.

Thanks so much. As a professional

YouTuber, sometimes I need very specific

items, like I needed I

ran out of USB slots, so I had to get a

USB to USB-C adapter to

slot something in.

You know what I would like her to do for

me? And I'm not sure if she would agree to

it. I would like to buy a gaming computer

on credit, and she has a credit card, and

she said she could do it. I think Jib .com

does 36 months no interest installments.

I would like to get a GTX— I mean an RTX

4090 computer, which would

be thousands of dollars. But no, I

shouldn't do that. I don't really want to

have to like get her locked into a

36-month payment plan because

I don't know what's going to happen in the

future. No, I shouldn't buy one.

I don't need it. I don't have a business

that makes loads of money by doing that

stuff. We'll make it, Danny, to the future

of neon and robots. I don't know why it's

coming up twice. Do I have 2 chat boxes?

I mean, alert boxes. Weird.

You'll be upset if you can't take it with

you. Well, I've been looking at caseless

computer builds. Do I need a case?

What if I just, I don't know, get a piece

of cardboard, I glue the motherboard on

one side, plug everything in, and then,

I don't know, the graphics card can just

dangle off it. But how do you turn it on?

Cases have a power button.

I need like a power button. Can I do like

a bag build where I just sew the

motherboard into the bag? I've seen these

open-air cases. It's just like a panel of

metal and then you, you screw the

motherboard on one side and then the

graphics card and power supply go on the

other side and it's just like all the

components attached on one open board.

That looks pretty cool.

Yeah, what if you build it into the fridge

and have a hole for the cable?

Would there be condensation?

Is a long time. What if she wants to leave

you?

That text-to-speech voice is different.

Yeah, it's a long time. That's why I don't

really want to do it. I've never been in a

relationship that long. My relationships

usually end around 6

months to 12 months. Juhiro was my

longest, I think, from 2017 October until

2020 January. Over 2

years, I think.

I've been playing Spider-Man on my ROG

Ally. It's pretty good on this thing. The

graphics look insane on this. It looks

But I really wanted to build a gaming

desktop at some point. It's just hard

when you keep moving around so much, and

it's very expensive.

How hard is it to, to travel with a

desktop? Because you could unscrew the

motherboard Most of the stuff is on the

motherboard, like the CPU and RAM. And now

you can get SSDs that plug into the

motherboard. I think, I think that's what

it is. 36 months is a long time. What if

she wants to leave you? Oh, thanks. Yeah,

I don't know. She, she has tried

to leave me multiple times over the last

few months. And I had to, like,

talk her out of it.

I don't know how serious those moments

were.

If I get like a mini ITX case, maybe that

could fit in my backpack.

It's funny, these new graphics cards are

the, the same size as my ROG Ally,

those massive chunky ones with triple

fans.

My laptop, my laptop can't play anything.

I tried playing Spider-Man: Miles Morales

on it and it was so laggy. So I went back

to the ROG Ally because it's so smooth.

I don't know why my laptop, it can't play

anything apart from Rainbow Six.

Everything's just lag. I can play Diablo 4

on it, but it's still a bit laggy.

I'm hungry.

Oh, we had a mini fight because She

took my apple pie out of the fridge and

then she squished it up and put it in

cling film. And I got really mad. I was

like, why did you do that? And then she

got upset. And then we were giving each

other silent treatment for like 2 hours.

She's— she ruined my apple pie. Come on.

I spent like 4 hours making that beautiful

latticework. I don't know why she's just

squished it up and put it in cling film.

So that was not a great day.

Today I'm gonna make puff pastry chicken

pie with Dijon

mustard. We're gonna make the filling. I

got chicken breast Got crème fraîche,

mustard, and maybe we're gonna put peas in

it today and onions. Damn,

I'm hungry.

I think a cheap gaming desktop with just

an RTX 3060 would destroy my laptop

even though it's same specs. Because it

will have proper cooling and be a proper

desktop graphics card,

but I can't justify spending that money

yet.

They finally have the iPhone 15 Pro Max in

stock now, and I've seen Resident Evil 4

play on it. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, I think she just needs to learn

about what upsets me.

But, you know, it's a painful growing

process. If you learn about

me and what upsets me, then you, you could

just avoid doing it.

I should write a book about what annoys

me. How to Not Annoy Daniel.

Don't screw up his apple pie after he

spent 4 hours making it.

I don't know where— why it's playing the

text-to-speech twice. Where's it playing

that from?

It's like it's playing a second

text-to-speech from a different source.

And I don't know where it's coming from.

So I thought you could get the iPhone 15

Pro Max and get a Sony Backbone, and then

it will turn into like a gaming device.

And then you could play Resident Evil 4 on

it. Imagine, because the A17 chip is so

powerful, it can actually play games now

like Resident Evil 4 natively. Imagine you

can get Steam. Imagine Apple and Steam

make a deal and then Steam goes on to the

Apple Store and then you can just play

Steam games. But then all the games need

to be optimized to run on the A17 chip.

That would be amazing if you could play,

I don't know, Diablo 4 on iPhone.

I might actually— if gaming gets to that

level on the iPhone, I'd be tempted to buy

an iPhone again because then you wouldn't

need stuff like the ROG Ally or

the Steam Deck.

I do like the ROG Ally though, it's pretty

nice. The battery's rubbish though,

it lasts like 40 minutes. It's got to be

plugged in. I don't know how you could fix

that. You could get Like

a massive battery bank. None of my battery

banks are powerful enough. They're not. I

think you need over 65-watt charger,

but none of my battery banks are that

powerful.

You hook the ROG Ally to the big monitor?

No, I usually play it handheld because

I might try Spider-Man plugged into the

monitor. It's just the screen on the ROG

Ally looks so good.

Maybe I did overreact about the pie. It

was just really annoying. I don't know why

she did that. Seems kind of silly to argue

over a pie now because it was

going to get squished up in my mouth

anyway. I had double cream with it. So

good. She didn't like it. She took like

one bite and she didn't really want any

more. I think the bottom of the base was a

bit soggy, but I don't see how you can

avoid that because the filling is wet, so

it's gonna make it soggy anyway. Maybe I

bake the bottom first and then I put

the filling in and then I put the lid on

top and then I bake it again.

Okay, the PS5 Portal. Yeah, I wonder how

the battery is on that thing.

So many things I want, not enough money.

I got to pay my mum back first installment

of £500 this month after I get my YouTube

money. I got £800

last month. So minus £500, I got £300

left. Minus £220, got £80 left. I've got

nothing left at the end of each month now.

Wait, I need to find some food. My stomach

is really annoying.

Yeah, my mum helped me pay my

tax. I paid all of it, £7,200,

but the tax people still haven't messaged

me to tell me how much I owe for 2021.

Maybe they forgot. I can't believe it's

taken over 2 months and they haven't

replied to me yet.

Hold on, let me finish.

Gotta go down cleaning tonight. Later,

friends.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins.

Have a nice cleaning session. I found a

new way to clean the floor. I got this

sticky rolling tape. Instead of wiping the

floor with a wet wipe, I use that now and

it just picks everything up.

You just roll it and it picks everything

up. It's easier than the

wet wipe. Mop thing.

Gotta go down cleaning tonight. Victory

hand, medium skin tone. Later, friends.

Okay, bye-bye, Jenkins.

Okay, I finished.

Look, we got this.

We got this deep fat fryer,

so I could make fish and chips again, but

I don't have the fish. I still have that

disgusting Pangasius fish. She won't let

me throw it away. She said she's gonna eat

it. I don't want it.

I'm hungry.

Look what I found. Mochi.

Her sister bought it from Taiwan.

Her sister travels so much.

Oh, thanks, Johnny. I heard that you got

released from jail. What's the plan now?

Wait, was Johnny released yet? I think

he's been officially charged.

Okay, my stomach is satisfied. Don't you

just hate that feeling when you're hungry

and you can't concentrate on anything else

because you've got that— I don't know how

to describe it. It's like— if

I was going to make it into a sound, the

sound of hunger, I would describe it as

like that. And then you can't

think of anything else apart from Getting

rid of that feeling.

You know what that is? I think it's the

bacteria in your stomach saying, feed us,

feed us, and then it just annoys you to

get you to feed them. You ever think about

it like that when you're eating? It's like

you're feeding your bacteria gut colony.

It's kind of weird. You've got millions of

bacteria colony things in your stomach and

they just live inside of you and

you can't live without them. You need

them. It's really weird.

And they actually control what you eat.

So if you eat a lot of pizza, you'll

develop bacteria that love pizza. So then

they'll just like make you want to eat

more pizza.

Oh, I saw RiceGum is in Japan as well,

and they're also getting on the news in

Japan for being idiots. Apparently he

tried— they tried to stuff a taxi full of

loads of people. And made the taxi driver

drive them. So many of these new— not new,

but like new and old content creators are

now trying to get in trouble in Japan so

they blow up on social media.

I think the problem is people like

MoistCr1TiKaL and Chris Broad making

videos about them, giving them the

exposure they wanted. It's like I said,

it's just going to happen more and more

now because they've seen how many millions

of views Johnny Somali got. People like

Johnny Somali are not doing it just for

the money. They're also doing it because

they, they love the attention and the

fame. Because it feels good and it's fun

and exciting. If I could get on Charlie's

videos and have like 10 million people see

me, that'd be pretty funny. But I'm not

going to go to jail for it. I'm not going

to go to jail for it. Oh, they also jailed

the guy who licks the sushi bottles. I

can't believe he's actually 21. He looks

like a 12-year-old boy. They gave him 3

years in jail. That's crazy. You just

film yourself licking some soy sauce

bottle. Now you're stuck in jail for 3

years and everyone knows your face and

name. And they will hate you. So good luck

getting a job for that guy.

Swimmer Nick sniped Rice, freaked him out.

Really? I was hoping he was going to

snipe Ice, but Ice was like too chicken

to stream or something. That Swimmer Nick

guy is funny.

I heard that he knows me. How come he

never tried to snipe me when I was big?

Because I was like a very problematic

degen streamer back then as well.

Rice Poseidon.

What does RiceGum do these days? He just

streams, but he gets like 20K. Last time I

checked, he was getting like 20K viewers

on Twitch, so it's not like he fell off

really big.

He just got bored of making videos. I'm

bored as well. I don't want to make videos

anymore.

I think nearly everyone, I'd say