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Daniel Jokes About Necrophillia

2018-11-07 · 2 min

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  1. 0:01

    Oh, I want access to the barracks.

    Segment details0:01–0:02 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_0
  2. 0:09

    Oh, I found— oh, she's dead. Knight Aslin.

    Segment details0:09–0:12 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_1
  3. 0:14

    What happened? Can I strip her naked? Yes, I can. God, I love this game sometimes.

    Segment details0:14–0:19 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_2
  4. 0:25

    Very nice. Your service was appreciated, Knight Aslan, as were your boobies. Ambushed on the road! We're outnumbered 5 to 1! Bottom,

    Segment details0:25–0:39 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_3
  5. 0:43

    report! Horse down to 5%! We'll have to scuttle the armor! We can't let them have it!

    Segment details0:43–0:49 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_4
  6. 0:52

    Damn it,

    Segment details0:52–0:52 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_5
  7. 0:55

    asshole set the self-destruct. Better slow back. We'll head for the old military base. Would you have sex with a dead corpse?

    Segment details0:55–1:04 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_6
  8. 1:07

    Why not? Think about it. You're in an apocalyptic world where civilization has been destroyed. You could die at any moment. You're alone in a building with a naked dead woman who looks— still looks quite attractive. I mean, why wouldn't you?

    Segment details1:07–1:27 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_7
  9. 1:29

    She looks fine.

    Segment details1:29–1:30 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_8
  10. 1:36

    He's probably not had sex in 200 years.

    Segment details1:36–1:39 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_9
  11. 1:42

    I'd say go for it.

    Segment details1:42–1:43 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_10
  12. 1:46

    No, not you, dog. I'm talking about me.

    Segment details1:46–1:48 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_11
  13. 2:03

    The vagina would dry out. Depends how fresh the corpse is. If it's only A few hours or a day old, it should be fine if you have some Vaseline.

    Segment details2:03–2:13 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_12
  14. 2:18

    Do I sound like a crazy person?

    Segment details2:18–2:19 · rev_47400c9898868ac415738e052b9e0b48_13