I met Elvis The Alien

The local train— oh my God,

stupid announcements— bound for Tsuruhashi

and Tennoji will leave from track 2.

I'm supposed to be meeting Elvis the Alien

soon, and I'm feeling pretty nervous about

it. I've got this big red pimple next to

my nose. I don't really want to show it to

you. Okay, I'll show it to you, but you

have to promise not to laugh.

It looks pretty bad, doesn't it? He's

gonna laugh at me. Why today?

Why not yesterday?

Oh no, the nightmare begins.

He's not here.

You have so many haters. Yeah, that's

But it'll be a fun video though. I can't

believe I just deleted it, the bit when I

walked up to you. You did? Stupid GoPro.

I was pressing the screen,

somehow I pressed the delete button and

I pressed the yes button. We're lost.

Right here.

I hope that's not an issue. Oh, I'll tell

you that. Little white dog. Okay, I have

the key. Airbnb tour.

All right,

you can come in. It's very dark.

Welcome to my dungeon. You're never

leaving. What the hell? All right, can I

stop while you're like setting up? No,

I don't care.

Wow. Yeah, welcome to our Airbnb. How many

cameras do you have? Just a couple dozen.

That's a lot of gear.

Yeah, well, I brought very nice.

Okay, I'll bring all this stuff over here.

It's such a pain in the ass, like through

customs and stuff. I'm gonna

open the door for like a couple minutes or

something. It's not off though, Jim. It's

still blowing. Oh yeah, my real name is

Jimmy, by the way. It's not Elvis.

Everybody's like, so weird, I want to

play. But like, the name is from a video

game. Oh, I Googled you and it said Elvis

Horton. Yeah, I know. I thought that was

your real name. I have no idea where they

got that last name from though. Like,

that's not even close.

Yeah, yeah. What the hell? That is

creepy. Okay.

All right, what do I do now? Do I spend

money? They always give me these 2s and no

one likes 2s here. I have a million 2s.

Weird. Your money looks weird. What do you

mean? I haven't seen these notes before.

Yeah, are these new? Only given to like

tourists. Like I read that like no— 2,000?

I've never seen a 2,000 note before.

Yeah, it's weird. That's what I was

saying, they gave me like a million of

them. It's really strange. This?

Yes. Yeah, that one.

We're at the aquarium.

Cool, very exciting.

Yes. Oh, that's a line.

Now we have to queue up.

Can I have 3 tickets for the aquarium?

Okay, that's 6,900. Okay, I have a

request. Where are you from? England.

England?

Okay, sorry, 6,900. 2,

4, 6, 7. Okay.

Thank you. This is your

free ticket. Thank you. Arigato gozaimasu.

What are you doing? Why'd you give me 2

back? I don't know, I'm confused.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Oh, tunnel! Get the camera, get the

camera! Look, look at how aesthetic this

Lots of fish.

In case it's crowded. Yeah, but like,

why not just want the big escalator?

Oh, printed view. You chose the wrong

escalator because you don't get the view.

I can still see it. Oh yeah, this is

plastic. I think it's real. Is this

wood real? This is like what they use at

Disney World. They use like that fake

wood.

Oh man,

that's awesome.

It doesn't look as big on the

camera as it does in real life.

That is a big stingray. Oh,

here he comes. It's so weird looking.

What? It really

makes you like rethink how scary like the

hush sharks would be. Why is

it so ugly?

It's trying to make out with Daniel.

My thumbnail. My thumbnail.

Yeah, this is pretty

cool. Is this like,

like bronze?

Hell yeah,

that's— it is going on the fridge.

Are you going to buy it?

Yes. Well,

it's pretty fast. Oh,

we have to lean against these bars.

Yeah, it's super fun. Damn. Yeah,

this is definitely

not the one we were on before. The one we

were on had that like USB thing you can

plug your phone into and play music in

your own little— Oh yeah, see if we can

find that one.

The sun's setting.

Very scenic. Do you think

if you rock this thing back and forth

enough it will drop? Uh, let's not find

out. No,

you're scared of, uh, roller coasters,

but you're not scared of falling to your

death. Seems pretty safe.

Yeah, I watched a video

ありがとうございました。ありがとうございます。I'm about to shoot

a new picture. Yeah. You like this one

thousand one hundred yen? Okay. All right,

thank you. I'm going to beg for you,

okay? Okay. Where are y'all from? If you

don't mind me asking. North Carolina.

North Carolina. Oh, I was stationed there,

New River for a while. From Maryland. Oh,

it's good to see y'all here. It's all

Americans. Wow, you look—

I look so happy. Looks like you hate

everything.

We're getting food.

Food on a stick, about to fry things on a

stick. Very exciting.

So many irritating loud kids here today,

not sure why.

Thank you.

This is how you fry stuff. First dip it,

and then breadcrumbs,

and then fry it. You're good.