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I smashed my wife’s door in [LP1cd6aOcOk]

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  1. Look how dark it is in this place. It's 9

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  2. AM in the morning and I have the blinds

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  3. open as much as they open up,

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  4. and this is how dark the room is.

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  5. So after a lot of negotiating, I finally

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  6. convinced my wife to give me my stuff back

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  7. today. Apparently, it's in a coin locker,

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  8. not with her friend. I don't know why she

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  9. said she gave it to a friend. Anyway, she

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  10. wants me to give her $1,000 in cash to

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  11. cover the repair costs for the door that I

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  12. smashed, so I'm just going to pay her the

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  13. $1,000 and then go and get my stuff later

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  14. today. Obviously, I'm not very happy about

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  15. having to pay so much money, And I'm

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  16. finding it difficult to believe that it's

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  17. going to cost $1,000 just to repair a

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  18. glass door. But she said it's going to

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  19. cost at least $700, and she said if

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  20. there's any money left over, she'll give

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  21. it back to me. I don't know why she

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  22. doesn't trust me. If, if the amount of

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  23. money I give her isn't enough, I said I

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  24. would give her more, but she kept saying

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  25. that she wants to wait until the repairman

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  26. comes before she gives me my stuff back.

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  27. So I said, fine, I'll give you $1,000 if

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  28. you give my stuff back today. And then she

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  29. agreed to it. So I have a few things I

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  30. need to do. I need to get my stuff back

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  31. and then get rid of this lotto and then

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  32. find a new place to move on to. I don't

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  33. really want to stay here because it's so

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  34. dark and it just feels really gloomy and

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  35. depressing. Look, if I turn the light off

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  36. It looks like it's the evening and it's,

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  37. it's 9 AM in the morning and it's so dark.

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  38. Look at this, it's ridiculous.

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  39. And I don't want to be living in this

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  40. Airbnb with a bloody you-know-what. I also

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  41. got myself an iPhone 11 yesterday and it's

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  42. pretty good. It has a triple lens setup so

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  43. you can do telephoto standard

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  44. lens, and then super wide, which is very,

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  45. very nice. I was supposed to get a $400

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  46. discount by trading in my iPhone X, but

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  47. since I don't have all of my other

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  48. electronics, I wasn't able to do that. I

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  49. still don't know if I want to try and fix

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  50. the marriage. I'm not sure if it's

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  51. completely unfixable now. I've just been

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  52. so angry about having my stuff taken away

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  53. from me. That I haven't been able to think

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  54. clearly about the whole situation.

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  55. Maybe it's best if we just end it.

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  56. And guess who I ran into when I came back

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  57. to the Airbnb from the Apple Store? The

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  58. Airbnb manager was coming down the stairs

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  59. as I was going up it, and he saw me. He

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  60. said, hey Daniel, and then he started

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  61. asking me about the you-know-what.

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  62. Apparently some guy called Andrew messaged

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  63. him on, on Airbnb, the Airbnb app,

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  64. and told him about me and my channel. So

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  65. the Airbnb manager knows all about my

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  66. channel and my toy,

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  67. and he was completely okay with it. He

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  68. wasn't angry, he didn't kick me out, and

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  69. he said something like, everyone has their

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  70. own preferences. And I said to him, don't

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  71. worry, I won't leave it here because I

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  72. guess he probably heard me say that in the

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  73. video. So I got this Sellotape and I'm

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  74. thinking about putting it back into the

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  75. box and then taping it back up. Or I could

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  76. buy a knife and then try and cut it up

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  77. into pieces. Or I could try and strip the

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  78. rubber— I could try and strip the rubber

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  79. off of the metal skeleton and that way,

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  80. that way it'll be lighter so I can get rid

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  81. of it bit by bit. I'm not sure yet. It's

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  82. so annoying, these people keep trying to

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  83. find out where my Airbnb is and then they

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  84. message the Airbnb owner and they start

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  85. saying weird things about me, and then

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  86. they're trying to get me kicked out. But

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  87. you failed, Andrew, because I didn't get

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  88. kicked out. I didn't get into trouble.

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  89. And if you're one of those people who keep

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  90. trying to find my Airbnb to try and

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  91. contact the Airbnb owner, you're sad and

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  92. pathetic and you need to get a life.

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  93. That's a pretty big kite.

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  94. I think it's a kite.

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  95. What else could it be?

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  96. Look, I'll show you the door that

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  97. I smashed.

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  98. I kicked it.

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  99. So I just got back from my wife's place,

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  100. finally got my stuff back. I asked

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  101. if I could stay because I would like to

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  102. fix things and get back with her if

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  103. possible, but she said no. She said I

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  104. couldn't And then she told me to go back

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  105. to the Airbnb. So I just got back with

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  106. my things. I didn't bring everything. I

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  107. left a few things behind, like my monitor

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  108. screen because it's too big. So nice to

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  109. have my things back. I've got my keyboard.

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  110. I'm not sure why I brought the keyboard.

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  111. I guess I don't really need it. I've got

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  112. my gaming laptop and

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  113. my iPad. And my iPhone X.

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  114. So I have all of my valuable items

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  115. returned back to me, so I guess that's

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  116. Okay, so my computer setup has been set

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  117. up. I have my laptop, my iPad,

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  118. everything's good to go. I'm a bit worried

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  119. that she probably won't forgive me this

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  120. time. She said that she doesn't want to

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  121. get back together with me because she's

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  122. scared that the same thing will happen

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  123. again and I'll just cheat again. I said

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  124. the same thing won't happen again, but as

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  125. you can imagine, she doesn't exactly trust

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  126. me much right now, and I don't even know

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  127. if I could keep that promise if I made

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  128. that promise. So I don't know, maybe I

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  129. need to leave it for a bit longer. Maybe

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  130. she will eventually forgive me. I don't

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  131. know, I'm not sure. In the meantime,

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  132. I have to sort out a few things. Number

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  133. one, I need to get rid of the thing that's

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  134. in my bed. I'm not sure how I'm going to

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  135. do that yet. I think I'm just going to get

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  136. a pair of scissors and cut it into tiny

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  137. pieces and then get rid of it somehow.

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  138. And I need to find a new place to stay in

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  139. because I don't really want to stay here.

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  140. Like I said earlier, it's a bit of a

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  141. gloomy place, and I need to tidy up the

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  142. place as well. It's a bit of a mess.

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  143. Yeah, so I've got a few things to keep

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  144. myself occupied with. But for now,

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  145. I'm gonna play a bit of Rainbow Six, if

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  146. you don't mind. Well, well,

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  147. well, look where we are— by

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  148. the river, looking at

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  149. the Osaka city skyline.

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  150. And it's raining, and I'm standing

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  151. underneath this concrete pillar. Which

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  152. fortunately has this little ledge that

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  153. sticks out, so I'm not getting wet.

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  154. It's a very nice scene. It's strange

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  155. because everywhere in Japan is just so—

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  156. what's the word— tight?

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  157. No, claustrophobic? I don't know. There's

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  158. so many buildings. And there's hardly any

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  159. wide-open areas. But then you come to the

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  160. river here and you get this big wide-open

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  161. area and you can see the city.

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  162. It's really nice.

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  163. Would be even nicer if I had a nice girl

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  164. who I was in love with that I could spend

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  165. this moment with.

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  166. Well, at least I can test out the iPhone

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  167. 11 camera. It's quite good.

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  168. You've got telephoto, which telephotos

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  169. in, and then you've got standard lens.

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  170. I think it's this one. Hold on.

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  171. Here, standard. Why won't it do it?

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  172. Standard lens. There's standard. Standard

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  173. lens, telephoto lens, standard,

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  174. and then you've got wide angle.

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  175. Boom! First ever wide angle lens on an

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  176. iPhone. Finally! I've been whinging about

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  177. Apple not putting wide angle lenses on

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  178. their phones for such a long time.

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  179. They've finally done it, so that's nice.

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  180. Triple camera setup. Telephoto, standard,

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  181. wide angle. Very nice, very nice.

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  182. Oh look, it's the train.

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  183. My wife might be on it.

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  184. That's quite cool.

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  185. Could do a live stream here at some point.

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  186. It'll be kind of reminiscent of 2017 when

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  187. I used to come outside to do livestreams.

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