Broke and homeless in Japan - Day 11

Okay, new stream is running.

It's annoying I can't charge the laptop

whilst I'm away.

I think the power shuts off without the

card inserted.

嗯嗯。

You can put any card in the card reader.

What are you talking about?

What card?

To which card are you referring to?

Oh, the electricity thing.

That's okay, I'll plug it in when I get

back.

Laptop's not really important.

That thumbnail looks so good.

It's a great thumbnail.

So you think you're smart, do you?

Well, we'll see about that.

Have you seen those beating you

unconscious ASMR videos are so stupid.

He's like,

oh, you like being beat, do you?

How do you like that?

Point of view, Daniel's girlfriend.

Um,

beating my viewers.

That's so funny.

There's a guy, I think it was some—

something like Joja Studs Videos.

He got a couple million views doing

beating you unconscious point of view

ASMR.

So funny.

Well, if I start getting hate comments,

gonna whip out the flip-flops and the

belt.

The worst thing about this slum hotel was

having to take my shoes off at the

entrance.

So stupid.

And, uh, having to take your shoes off in

the changing rooms of Uniqlo is annoying.

They do it so you don't ruin the carpet in

the changing room.

Why don't they just make the floor of the

changing room The same as the floor of the

shop.

Oh, I have to take my shoes off anyway to

change my trousers, but still.

Oh, thanks, Gerbert.

You like to be hit with the belt?

Belt toe in the face, will ya?

Got my new jeans on today.

Yes, Daniel, you can hit me with a belt.

I feel a bit scared without a belt on.

There's nothing holding it up apart from

the inner trousers.

Okay, let's go get some food.

Oh shit, we've only got 4 hours because

Osaka Castle closes at 5.

Stop dilly-dallying.

Where is my— got my key, passport,

wallet's in the bag.

Got my coins.

I don't know if I'll go into the castle.

And just walk around outside of it.

The inside of the castle is not that

interesting, it's just like a museum.

I don't think it's the original castle, I

think it's like a reconstruction.

Ice Poseidon went to a castle and he kept

calling it a temple, and then he was

saying, oh, it's got an elevator and it's

made out of steel and metal and concrete.

And then he said it's fake.

Yeah, most of the castles got destroyed in

World War II and they just rebuilt them

using modern materials.

A lot of stuff gets reconstructed in

Japan.

Oh,

these trousers, I don't know, it's like

they're tight around the legs, loose

around the waist.

Do you meet up with friends or fans in

Japan?

I don't have any friends.

Show us your view.

Okay.

Pretty nice view.

Okay, let's go.

Uh, did I forget anything?

Nope.

Oh, these trousers, the pockets are so

tight.

Let's

go.

Stationary mat going down.

ロビー階です。ロビー。

There's no do not disturb sign

to hang on my door.

Connection's looking good.

Okay.

It's a bit cold.

Good thing I brought 2 pairs of trousers.

Google

Maps, Osaka Castle.

Okay, turn left.

Is it raining?

It's not raining, is it?

If it starts raining, we're screwed.

I don't know what we can do.

I'm

taking you on a romantic

How do I

get on the road?

Go, go!

The castle means, uh, red light.

Look at

that electric bike.

It's not even pedaling.

Cheating.

It does kind of look like it's going to

rain, actually.

Has that feeling.

You can sense the air pressure.

Damn, this girl doesn't have to pedal at

all.

That's why she's so fast though.

We're actually pretty close to Osaka

Castle.

Perks of living in the center, I guess.

It's my third time, I think.

Going there.

Last time I went there was 2019

when I got back with Shahira.

We had a beer outside of the castle.

Well, I'm banned on Tinder now, so no more

Tinder

swiping in the evening.

Oh,

what's this guy doing?

He's on the wrong side of the fucking

road.

Fucking idiot.

Why do cyclists ride on the wrong side of

the fucking road here?

Moron.

Stupid.

Stupid idiot with his big dumb fat tire

electric bike.

Can't even ride on the right side of the

road.

I think I turn right here.

Da haben wir ja extra Programm gechanged,

weil das ja angeblich besser war.

Na, da sind wir dann auch wieder an der

Waschstätte irgendwo gegangen und müssen

dann trotzdem dort auch wieder waschen.

How'd I get banned on Tinder?

I was just trolling people, being a bit

rude.

Put my dick on my profile picture.

Just getting fed up,

so I thought have some fun.

Now my life is ruined, so I can't get any

dates.

I don't know how to get dates now.

Find another app?

Go to bars?

Quite a nice day actually.

Not windy, no sun, cloudy.

Perfect.

Perfect cycling conditions.

Uh,

where do I go?

I think maybe here.

You're hot, you just need confidence.

Yeah, I think I'm not bad looking, it's

just I don't know what to say to people to

make conversation.

Get too nervous.

Oh, these trousers are not fun to cycle

in.

I've got no airflow.

I

might adjust my bike seat.

I'm not sure if it's high enough.

嗯。啊！啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。

La la la la,

la la la la la, la la.

Oh, this uphill is killing me.

At least it'll be downhill on the way

back.

Stupid guy walks in the middle of the

pavement.

Fuck out the way.

ご め ん。

た く さん の 来 ました。 無 事 な こと なら お 待 ち ください。 松

坂 松 坂 さん を 平 田 が 本当 の 幸 せ にな る 無 事 計 画 を 作

って ま い ります。 松 坂 松 坂 さん を どう ぞ よろしく お願いします。

た だ い ま 事 前 投 票 が 行 わ れて います。 中 央 区 役 所 で

朝 の 8 時 半 から 夜 の 8 時 まで 投 票 で きます。 投 票 用 紙

には どう ぞ 松 坂 一 家 を と 書 いて ご 投 票 ください。

松 坂、 松 坂、 松 坂。

Wow, high school girl, thick legs.

Melts your heart.

よろしく お願いします。 ただ い ま 質 問 投 票 が 行 わ れて います。

中 央 区 役 所 で 朝 の 7 時 から 夜 の 8 時 まで 投 票 で

きます。 投 票 用 紙 には どう ぞ 安 住 さん から の メ ッ セ ージ

を ご 覧 ください。 安 住 さん、 安 住 さん。

She's saying vote for that guy.

Vote for Matsusaka.

You're

in Osaka,

welcome

back.

Thanks.

I have made my triumphant return.

Technically, I wasn't in Osaka from day 1.

I was in Sakai City.

All right, so let's keep going.

I was in Sakai City for the first 7 days.

Na, mein Auslander.

Thank

you, thank you.

Wrong side of the road, idiot.

I love you, Daniel.

Please say it back.

Okay, I love you too.

Why on the wrong side of the road?

Don't they know you're supposed to ride on

the left side?

The utter state of cycling in Japan.

ペイトスピーチ許さない。

Yeah, fuck you, hate speech.

Ah, we're nearly there.

You can see the trees.

First date back with Chihiro back in 2019

took her here.

Hope they got food and an ATM.

Wow, that guy's ripped.

That guy there.

Lawson.

Why is Lawson in this weird barricaded

area?

What?

Is it a toilet?

It's not Lawson.

Where's the place being terrorist?

Oh, fuck.

Are we back?

Don't know if the signal is good here or

not.

Might have to turn on the emergency SIM

card.

The famous Osaka Castle,

built in 1508.

Yeah, that's pretty nice.

I gotta take a picture for my girlfriend,

but she's ghosting me right now.

Let me check if she's replied.

Oh my God, she's not replied.

Or read the message.

That's so unusual.

Usually she would reply straight away.

She's mad because I don't talk to her

enough, and now she's having revenge by

not talking to me.

Okay.

We had a phone call last night and she was

just moaning because I didn't talk to her

much.

And I was like, I'm talking to you now,

what do you want?

I talk to her every day, what's she

talking about?

I can't really talk to her during the day

because I'm streaming.

But I do send her a message now and then

saying, hey, I'm at pizza place.

Maybe she's on her period.

I forgot when her period starts.

I think it was usually the middle of the

month,

but she gets really weird when her

period's about to start.

Starts crying and stuff.

Just ignore her.

Women will never be satisfied, even if you

buy them a house, a car, send them

chocolates.

They've always got something to whinge

about.

Oh, you don't talk to me enough.

How's that?

That is the lamest little electric buggy

car thing I've ever seen.

What's with the music?

Like Happy Tree Friends music.

Can you go closer?

Yeah, I'll go all around it.

I don't know if I can go into the center

with my bicycle.

Trying to straighten up the video, it's a

bit wonky.

Are you actually homeless?

Yeah, I've got no home.

No girlfriend.

Oh, thanks, Xiao.

Favorite alcohol?

I like a beeru.

Kirin beeru.

I had one last night.

Beer and curry katsu with 2 yakitori for

only ¥1,000.

You try and get that price in a

restaurant, they'll charge you like ¥3,000

for that.

It'll be like ¥500 for a beer,

probably ¥250 per yakitori, and then like

¥1,200 for the katsu curry.

Cat face grinning, cat face grinning, cat

face grinning, cat face grinning, cat face

grinning, cat face grinning, cat face

grinning, cat face grinning, cat face

grinning.

I think it's impossible to get me unbanned

on Tinder unless I use completely

different pictures.

I don't know how Tinder does it, but they

keep finding my accounts and banning them

again.

It's okay.

I don't really have enough time to go on

dates anyway,

but it's kind of scary because if I lose

my girlfriend and decide to stay here,

then I don't know how to get dates.

I need to learn pickup.

No, I don't think it's my name that's

getting me banned.

It's the pictures.

The account probably gets flagged on the

system, then someone probably reviews it,

matches my face with my banned face and

says, oh, it's the same guy.

I wonder if I have a— if I get like facial

plastic surgery.

I need to get plastic surgery to look like

a new person.

I don't know if I want to take a picture

here.

It's not that impressive.

It looks okay, I guess.

Why not?

Do you think this castle ever saw any war

action?

Get a fake mustache.

I wonder if that would work, but then I'd

look stupid with a mustache if I have like

a massive beard.

It might fool the system, but then I look

dumb.

Maybe I'll start going around the castle

now.

Where's the Lawson?

Should I go clockwise or counterclockwise

around it?

Counterclockwise.

Ito Inn.

Oh, this is the Lawson right here.

I'm gonna go to Lawson.

Amazing.

Come in.

How do I go inside?

This is like a really old door.

Why is it all rustic?

Oh my God, I hate these jean pockets so

much.

How much money do I have?

Is it back?

The stupid app stopped streaming.

I don't understand.

I had to open the app and press the stream

button again.

The stream button went white.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Hot Jeans, my boy, you had lunch yet?

I just bought lunch.

I got a burger and a banana.

Teriyaki burger.

I think it cut out in the convenience

store.

Yeah, these jeans.

I think they look okay,

but they're so tight and the pockets are

tiny.

Find somewhere to eat.

Maybe just eat here.

It's not a bad view.

I want to go to where me and Chihiro

stood.

Pretty view.

Yeah, that guy's asleep on his walking

stick.

He's got his head rested on his walking

stick.

I really feel like I'm in GTA where the

NPC is just taking selfies and stuff.

They're selling alcohol.

Are you allowed to do that?

They've got a cardboard box, says ¥200 for

alcohol.

I need the inner pair to, um, make the

waist tight.

The waist is

loose, but the legs are tight.

How?

People still doing hanami.

Okay, I had to put my data on my SIM card.

Connection's not very strong here.

Hopefully that helps.

Is it fixed?

Is that

a Korean lady?

Typical Korean people shouting.

This is dorayaki

barbecue.

Yeah, I switched on my SIM card, put on

bonding,

so We're using data now.

I think this area, because it's not close

to buildings, maybe the internet signal is

not very strong.

Maybe eat here.

Korean gym is coming.

Ah, they're gonna take my spot.

I'll stand here.

Korean people are always yelling.

Rob CD— Rob CD has a Jetson Nano

and BellaBox, and he probably has like 3

SIM cards.

The guy makes so much money, he can just

blow loads of it on unlimited SIM cards.

I don't really want to buy

Well, I've already got 2 connections,

which is the max I can use.

I think it's okay.

The pocket Wi-Fi is really struggling,

even on my phone trying to monitor the

playback.

Put it to 144p.

The iPhone is struggling to play the

stream.

I don't know why the pocket Wi-Fi suffers

so much.

Big Mac burger, 100 yen.

Soggy.

Uh, I can't even see the meat.

Look at this, so wet.

Oh.

嗯。

Why Koreans always shouting?

Oh, where would I do one?

That's just a whiny noise.

Oh my God.

They sound like they're constantly pissed

off.

Look at everyone else, quiet, peaceful,

enjoying the scenery.

And then you got the, you know what's—

Jesus Christ, you see that crow?

Crow's massive.

Did you see that crow?

Oh my God, size of a cat.

The crow's huge.

I heard if you piss crows off, they'll

start attacking you.

They remember you.

Crows are smart and they can recognize you

as well.

I don't like crows.

They look creepy.

They make that horrible sound as well.

Sounds like the sound of a graveyard.

It's not a pretty sound.

I think crows are from the pigeon family

of raptors

like ravens

and magpies.

I can't open the banana.

They cut the stem off.

I don't even know if it's ripe.

It's like a raw banana.

How do I open it?

Oh crap.

Finished.

Cheap lunch for today.

300 yen.

No more Starbucks coffees and fancy

pizzas.

I got my Netcafé— Nescafé coffee blend

sticks

and convenience store burger.

100 yen.

Been spending way too much.

I've been spending like $50, $60 a day

recently.

The cat cafe cost 1,500.

1,200 for the pizza and coffee.

700 for the— no, 900 for the dinner

yesterday,

although the cat cafe was worth it.

I think it's only $11.

I think— what time is it?

It's nearly 2:00 already.

Nearly time for bed in a few hours.

What should

we have for dinner?

Oh my God, am I in Korea right now?

I'm surrounded by Koreans.

I think a whole tour bus came here or

something.

It reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

I want to take a picture.

He's just barged me out of my standing

spot to take a fucking picture.

It's fucking crazy.

They've got no consideration for anyone.

They don't give a damn, do they?

Not even an excuse me, can we take a

picture?

Barge me out the way.

Seems like that woman is a tour guide.

Oh, crashed.

Imagine he crashes.

I just crashed into the fence.

Oh, it's a bit cold.

What are they selling here?

What?

Keso yaki

kalbi.

I think it's like, uh, yakitori sticks.

But the meat's all raw, so they have to

cook it.

I don't want to stand there waiting for it

to be cooked.

Castle is boring?

Well, you just don't appreciate history.

You're uncivilized.

I think Corinne's gonna buy meat sticks.

Yakitori.

I'm cold.

Did you break up with your girlfriend?

No, not yet.

I just don't know what to choose, because

if I break up with her, I'm gonna have to

go to a guest house or live in a capsule

hotel, which doesn't sound appealing.

If I had to choose between living in a

guest house in Japan or going back to my

nice apartment in Bangkok.

I kind of miss my apartment.

The streams have been fun, but I don't

know, at some point I'd like to go back to

normal life, just making videos, gaming.

Trying to think if I want to get a meat

stick.

I have to go up to them and talk.

I hate talking.

Hello, can I have one meat stick?

Get a cheap place somewhere away from the

city, but then what are we gonna do?

Right around the neighborhood block.

I've got ¥100.

I'm gonna buy with ¥100.

I don't think I can buy anything actually.

No one's buying this stuff.

Imagine you buy all that raw meat.

Do you have to chuck it out at the end of

the day?

Oh, they're cooking it now.

500 yen, 600 yen.

I don't want to spend 500 yen.

That guy is buying some.

Yeah, he's a chad.

He's using an iron to press the meat down

on the grill, like those old irons made of

iron.

I've only got ¥200.

2, 3, 400 yen, 450 yen.

May well go up there when that guy leaves.

How much would you donate to me to ride my

bike full speed into that guy's back?

Can you imagine that?

I would do it for

$1 million.

No, half a million dollars.

I wouldn't do it for ¥10,000, or even

maybe ¥100,000.

I'd do it.

Would you ride into the back of the guy

for ¥100,000?

You'd probably get arrested.

Or you could just say, oh, I lost control

of my bike.

¥4,000?

No thanks.

I want to be financially set if I'm gonna

risk going to jail.

Yeah, I might get banned from Japan.

Maybe we go up there.

People are queuing.

Oh, is

it so expensive?

¥800 for what?

A steak?

They look pretty big, like pretty big

chunks of meat on

the stick.

I'm scared.

400.

It's expensive.

They're selling like big portions of steak

on a stick, ¥800, and then they got

frankfurters for ¥400, and then squid for

like ¥500.

I thought it'd just be like ¥100 for a

small skewer.

No, I don't really want a sausage for

¥400.

They should cut the pieces of meat in half

and slash the price in half, then I could

have bought one.

¥800 for a steak on a stick.

Hmm, I will pass.

What?

Oh, this is so hard cycling up here.

She said

I can make ramen in the hotel room.

So I got 2 packs of ramen.

I'm gonna finish.

Where's the bit me and Chihiro stood at?

I think it was around here actually,

and I was making fun of Chris.

This is the inner moat bit, I think.

Don't you think Japanese high school boys

have a really ugly sound?

I don't know what it is about the way they

speak.

Triggers me.

Very nasally, scratchy sound.

There's like this tone in their speech

that pisses me off.

They don't sound respectful.

They need to learn some respect.

Hmm, where's the actual castle though?

Buried in the middle.

The hell is he saying?

I'm sociopathic?

He just tells like it is because I'm live

streaming.

Obviously I got to speak.

I wouldn't be saying this stuff if I

wasn't live streaming.

Is

Japan expensive now?

No, it's pretty cheap because the yen is

really weak now.

So if you make US dollars, you'll be

getting really good exchange rate.

Like me, I make all my money in the

dollars.

Everything's like 25% cheaper now compared

to when I was last here, thanks to

strength in the dollar.

Good old Jay Powell printing those

dollars.

Actually, isn't that going to weaken the

dollar if he keeps printing?

Everything

is so expensive here.

Why is it ¥1,000 for a skewer?

Oh my God.

They're charging ¥700 for a beer.

Do not buy food here.

It's such a rip-off.

They're charging ¥1,800 for Kobe beef

skewer, and there's like 5 pieces on it.

700 yen for a beer and it's pretty like

just a plastic cup.

Oh my God.

800 yen for a beef skewer.

You can get the same thing in Family Mart

for 200 yen.

Imagine wasting your money.

On the food here.

Let's go into the middle.

For ¥700, I could buy 3 cans of beer.

NPC music.

Crashed the wedding photo.

Why do tourists always have backpacks?

Because they're backpackers.

It has a bottle of water in it.

Fanny pack.

I don't know what they carry.

Maybe they also carry IRL streaming gear.

Is this the castle?

Looks like a building from the Industrial

Revolution.

Wow, Osaka Castle really looks weird now.

Where's the actual castle?

What

is this?

You guys see the building?

It's like a brown brick building.

It's the ugliest building I've ever seen.

My rich parents pay for everything.

My parents don't give me any money.

My dad's dead and I blocked my mum.

Traditional Japanese wedding dress for the

woman looks weird.

They have this big ribbon thing on the

back, but it's under the dress, so it

looks like she has a massive hunchback.

So she's got a massive hunchback under it.

Why did anyone think that looks good?

Rooftop Terrace Cafe.

Where's the car?

Oh, there's the castle.

Ah, I remember this place.

I took so many— it took me ages to take a

thumbnail.

Remember the thumbnail?

Chihiro standing there in front of it.

I stood here taking the thumbnail for that

video for like half an hour.

Here again.

You

see the castle?

There's your castle shop.

Ah, memories.

Did you have cereal with Chi Chi that day?

Probably.

I think we stood right here to take the

thumbnail of that video.

Can't really watch the video anymore.

I had to blur it out because she reported

me.

Privacy complaint.

Okay, I put you back in the bag strap.

I don't really want to go inside because

you have to pay.

It's not that interesting.

You can go to the top.

Can you get a view?

And there's a massive queue of people

lining up to go inside.

Ah, memories.

The ground is sand, that's why.

No, I'm not going inside, it's too many

people.

I think seeing the outside is more

interesting than the inside.

The inside has history exhibitions and

stuff and armor, weapons.

Peeling.

Have you ever kissed a girl and then you

accidentally bite her tongue because she's

trying to stick her tongue in your mouth,

but then you go to kind of Close your

mouth and then you accidentally bite her

tongue.

Happened a few times with a Thai

girlfriend.

I don't really like doing tongue.

It's not even the original castle.

Yeah, I thought so.

All these people paying to look at A fake

castle.

Lego reconstruction.

I got 50k views making the video here.

I think I made about $200, $250.

So have you seen enough of the castle?

How come Tokyo doesn't have a castle?

Where's Tokyo Castle?

It's probably why Chris never made a video

about Osaka Castle because it's not real.

He made a video about some ruined castle.

And it's kind of like a massive tourist

trap.

I think he focuses more on hidden gems,

off the beaten track kind of stuff.

Have I ever met a ladyboy in Thailand?

No,

I saw a few.

I think when I was buying my jeans at

Uniqlo in Thailand, there was a ladyboy.

Tokyo has Imperial Garden with a castle.

Oh, I don't think I've been there.

I only know Meiji Jingu in Tokyo.

I think the UK has better castles.

Oh yeah?

Like Leeds Castle, Bodiam Castle,

Dover Castle is pretty good.

I know we already stood on that street.

No, but that is different.

That's different.

I

think the idea, the concept of a castle is

kind of stupid though.

You put all your people and troops in the

castle and then it gets besieged,

but the besieging army can just go around

and Rampage the countryside, or they could

just not attack the castle.

Just go around the castle.

Not almost, should I?

I think European castles look cooler, like

in Dark Souls games.

Asian castles look pretty, but they don't

look

cool.

It looks more like a palace.

How much you earning from ads these days?

Not much, cuz the music keep blocked.

Everyone's taking the same photo in front

of it.

Might as well just get a green screen,

take a photo in front of it, and then put

pictures of castles in the background.

Take it, take it, take it.

What's this guy gonna do?

He's getting ready.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

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どう ぞ お 早 め に 見 や す い 場 所 を お 取 り ください。

チ ェ ック チ ェ ック チ ェ ック ワ ンツ ーツ ー マ イ ク チ ェ

ック ワ ンツ ー ただ い ま マ イ ク の テ スト 中 です。

さ あ 大 阪 城 天 守 閣 前 広 場 ご 来 場 の 皆 様 に ご 案

内 申 し 上 げ ます。 もう 間 も なく こちら の 広 場 の 場 所 を

お 借 り しま して、 黒 の 大 道 芸 人 に あります 大 道 芸 パ フ

ォ ー マ ン ス ショ ー タ イ ム やって いき たい と思います。 ジャ グ

リ ング と マ ジ ック の ショ ー タ イ ム 一 番 最後 日本 チャ ンピ

オ ン にな った 技 あります。 ぜ ひ 本 日 遊 び に 来 ら れた 思 い

出 一 つ 大 道 芸 の 楽 しい ショ ー タ イ ム 加 えて ください。 加

えて ください。 間 も なく の 開 演 です。 始 ま った ら あ っと いう

間 に 終 わ って しま う ショ ー タ イ ム です が、 一 番 最後 に

お 見 せ する 日本 チャ ンピ オ ン にな った 技 で テ レ ビ 探 偵

にな って ス ク ープ に 出 演 しました。 今日 その 技 生 で ご 覧

にな って いただ ける 貴 重 な 機 会 と な って お ります ので、 どう

ぞ この 貴 重 な 機 会 お 見 逃 し ない ように よろしく お願いします。

間 も なく です。 ポ ンポ ンポ ン ということで ね やって いき たい

と思います。

じゃあ 音 楽 の 方 か けて いき ましょう。 ミ ュ ージ ック ス ター

ト。

テ ク テ ク。 こんにちは。

今 から ショ ー タ イ ム や ります。 ジャ グ リ ング と マ ジ ック

の ショ ー タ イ ム です。 ジャ グ リ ング 見 た こと あります か？

わ から ない？ I 'm a bit scared.

Sw inging that thing around.

Sw inging this thing around.

I 'm gonna get hit in the face.

So, ご 来 場 の 皆さん に 繰 り 返 し ご 案 内 申 し 上 げ

ます。 もう す ぐ ジャ グ リ ング と マ ジ ック の ショ ー で 始

めて いき たい と思います。 ぜ ひ。

Please don't hit me in the face.

Holy crap!

Please let's go of that.

Arrivederci!

Osservate.

Get your zoom in.

Service Juggling's good.

ウ ィ ンダ チ ェ ック 始 めて 行 き ましょう。 ちょっと 変 わ った 動

物 買 います。

さ、 何 か わか ん ない です よね。

ちょっと お 見 せ します ね。

I 'm gonna get copyright claim again.

Baby.

風チェックします。Now I'm gonna lose my ad rev to

green day.

What is he doing?

Okay, crack your right.

You hold tight to that person.

What's he gonna do?

There's not a thing that I would change,

'cause you're amazing just the way you

are.

And when you smile,

the whole world stops and stands open

wide, 'cause girl, you're amazing.

Okay, okay.

So, let's go.

Why is this not very impressive?

Oh,

one more too!

What's

he doing?

What's he— he's just holding a glass ball.

This is so unimpressive.

It's so funny.

I've seen this before when Elvis Alien

came outside of the aquarium.

They were doing the same trick with the

glass ball and we're just standing there

laughing because it was really Boy,

juggling.

Okay, now show start.

Okay.

Oh, thanks, Rahul.

What's an MYR?

Okay, okay, okay.

Me?

What's with the sound effects?

Okay.

Oh, English.

In English.

I have a request for the audience of my

show.

Applause and cheers are very important

when the trick is successful.

Please make some noise.

Google Translate.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, main show gonna start.

Show start.

First trick.

Go.

Magic!

3, 2, 1!

Oh yeah!

Fire roller!

3, 2, 1!

I

don't understand.

Oh my God,

he dropped it.

Did you see him drop it?

I'm scared.

Oh, oh,

he's dropping water.

The

wind's blowing.

Oh, I got it!

1 out of 3 times.

That was pretty good actually.

He caught it midair with a horizontal

swing.

Speed

up!

3, 2, 1!

1, come on, everybody, please make some

noise.

Yeah!

Oh, nice.

Okay,

box.

Cosa devi fare?

Ok, quello finale.

Okay.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Okay, here, cover.

You cover.

Okay.

Oh yeah!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

You, you, come in.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Think he

meant?

Don't know.

Give me money.

Yeah, give me money.

Give

me money.

That was the funniest bit.

Yeah, it's okay, I guess.

Some cheap giggles.

I need to pee.

Toilet

time, guys.

How am I gonna pee with these jeans on?

I wonder how much she made.

Maybe a couple thousand yen.

A couple thousand.

They had

a juggler last time I came here too.

It was a white man

and he was— I think he was better.

He was juggling knives and balancing on a

ball.

So many people going inside.

The toilet

now.

Whoa, look at this view!

Take a photo.

Got my photo,

used the bathroom.

There's like 5 guys in there.

ミ スト ラ 庭 園 に ご 来 園 の 皆 様 に お 知 ら せ と お 願

いい た します。 園 内 は バ ード 遊 び、 野 球、 キ ャ ッ チ ボ

ール、 サ ッ カ ー、 ハ ンド ボ ール、 バ ド ミ ント ン、 フ ラ ッ

シ ュ ビ ー、 ラ ーテ イ ト が 禁 止 さ れて います。 プ ラ ン を

いただ く ため、 また 他 の お 客 様 の ご 迷 惑 に も な ります

ので ご 遠 慮 く だ さ います よう 皆 様 の ご 理 解 と ご 協 力

を お願い 申 し 上 げ ます。 追 加 お 知 ら せ いた します。

園 内 は ボ ール 遊 び、 野 球、 キ ャ ッ チ ボ ール、 サ ッ カ

ー、 ハ ンド ボ ール、 バ ド ミ ント ン、 フ ェ イ ス ビ ー、 ダ

ート ビ ート は 禁 止 さ れて います。 違う ため ため。 ま た 他 の

鉄 道 の ご 迷 惑 に も な ります ので ご 遠 慮 く だ さ います

よう 皆 様 の ご 理 解 と ご 協 力 を お願い 申 し 上 げ ます。 含

め ら れた マ ナ ー を 守 ります よう。

No, there's still quite a lot of cherry

blossoms over here.

By the time the Thai girlfriend gets here,

I think all the blossoms will be gone.

Oh, you can see the trees are going green.

Are

those yelling at each other?

Are they fighting or what?

Ah, 진짜.

진짜 그 건도 진짜 나.

God, shut the fuck up!

Listen to the nagging.

How does he stand it?

Give it a slap.

Look at nagging him.

Oh, he's so cute.

No, he's just ignoring her.

He's just walking, looking the other way.

Oh my God,

do my head in

if I had to listen to that every day.

Nag, nag, nag.

Can I go to the toilet yet?

I

think the toilet's nearly clear.

They're constantly yelling at each other,

over here, come I'm here.

Where are you?

I can hear them all the way from over

here.

There you are.

오리 인여고.

Okay, toilet time.

Hmm,

well, this charging cable actually works.

100% battery.

Oh my God, these trousers, so tight.

Okay, what should we do now?

Stay in the castle?

Where's my bike key?

What should we do now?

Check if Thai girlfriend messaged me.

Oh my God,

seriously?

She's not going to message me all day.

No, I didn't sit.

This is an ugly public toilet.

I'd only sit in a convenience store toilet

or a hotel toilet.

This is like an outside park toilet.

Would not sit.

It's 3 o'clock now.

Fix your mic.

Oh my God.

Is it fixed?

It's kind of effing here.

Another juggling act.

あ ー あー。 ね え、 もう じ っ く り な か と思 いました けど ね。

さ あ もう 間 も なく 大 楽 大 登 場 が 始 ま ります。 ぜ ひ あ そ

こ を ね お 預 か り にな って ください。 ちょっと 風 間 ね 風 間 直

樹 の 色 っていう 方 は ぜ ひ ぜ ひ お 集 まり ください ませ。 さ あ

もう 間 も なく スト リ ート パ フ ォ ー マ ン ス を 言 って

ください。 始 め ます。

Don't really want to watch more

performances.

Wow, these blocks, how do they fit these

in like this?

These massive diagonal blocks here.

Imagine building a castle on top of this.

Looks like it's going to fall apart like a

Jenga tower.

You sound needy.

Maybe she's busy.

No, there's no way.

She always replies straight away.

Not for a whole day, maybe for a few hours

she might be busy, but I messaged her last

night at 10 and now it's 3:00 today.

She's definitely ignoring me on happens.

Oh well, she probably messaged me tonight.

She's just mad.

I have either either French or Vietnamese.

I did not mean

to

hurt you.

Did you see me go down that ramp?

That was so steep I needed the back brake.

The front brake wasn't holding it.

Love coming here, remind myself my life is

not as bad as Daniel's.

How would you think my life is bad?

I'm in Japan at Osaka Castle on a bicycle.

Look at the view.

Imagine thinking this is a bad life.

Quality sucks.

Well, that's because the signal is not

strong here.

It's a very isolated castle.

The outskirts of the castle, quite far

from the city.

Well, if I knew what your life was like,

I'm pretty sure I'd say the same as what

you just said, because I bet it's not what

I would find appealing.

How come you cheat on your girlfriend?

Hardly ever care about her wants and

ambitions.