why i Hate Deepak - I'M NOT SORRY-7a68121b-01f6-4e8d-89ea-8c99e916b248

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Yeah, today we're destroying DPAC.

Destroying DPAC.

No holding back. No more pretending to care. So what happened? I heard they're all stuck in Thailand for much longer. Aren't they all stuck in Thailand for like months more than they thought they would be? Oh dear, what a shame. Um, let me think. Think about this. Hold on, I haven't used this software in a while. Create new. Oh, fuck. Oh, it's okay. Oh, I see. Hmm, I thought you saw something you shouldn't have seen, but nope. Okay, I get this thing from here. And then I get this, put this like that.

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Yeah, so I heard the bad news yesterday whilst I was on my date with my girlfriend. Apparently there was bad news from the lawyer. And what'd they say? Someone pull up the screenshots of what I said. I think he said something like, probably won't be leaving on the 17th, probably gonna be stuck here for months more. Wow, that's just terrible. Such terrible news. They must be so bored because I don't know what else they can do for IRL content. It's basically all just the same, like go to a market and Buy a coconut, ride a tuk-tuk, talk to ladyboys. There's not really much else to do in Thailand. It gets pretty repetitive. So imagine being stuck here for months and months and you're supposed to stream. I only did about 5 IRLs here and I'm already out of ideas. Go to the market. Go to the shopping center. Uh, what else can you do? I felt like in Japan there were so many things you could do while streaming. How'd you get the Botrix thing to do @everyone on Discord. I guess I'll do it myself. Copy, copy link. Actually, I don't really care about doing @everyone. Meet Ice and press him this time. Press him about what? You know what I don't like? I don't like it when someone says, for example, you did this bad thing, and then instead of explaining why you did the bad thing, you just turn it around and say, well, you also did a bad thing. I don't like— I don't like flipping the script, as you put it, because yeah, I could have just said, well, what about you? Do you love Kim? And stuff like that, but It's just, it doesn't really help me answer it for myself. I'm kind of bored doing IRL. There's nothing to do. Just go to a fish market or food market, and then you get hot, and then you get a drink, and then you feel tired, and then you need toilet. And then you get bored, and then you get a taxi home. There's nothing to do outside. I don't know what to do. Just walk around for hours and hours, maybe get a massage. I'm bored. Stream snipe D-Pac? Well, if I got 25 subs, I would. If he tries to fight me, I would have it on camera and then he would go to jail. There's no way he would do anything. No, he would just try and walk away. I think he would just ignore me and then walk away. I might make a video, my problem with Deepak, for YouTube, because I've got some clips where he says, I don't think you're a good man. And then you got the, the phone call bit when I answer the phone and I'm trying to explain why I said that. That was pretty funny, but it's only a couple minutes. It probably won't make much money. Oh my god, someone's drilling. I can't really stretch, stretch it to 8 minutes. It's not a lot of footage. Why are you sweating? I just got— oh my god, I just got back. I just got back and I was cleaning because someone doesn't clean. The floor was covered in hair, so I was cleaning, then I just turned the air conditioning on. Oh my god, they start drilling just when I start streaming. Fucking idiot. I think it's the same fucking idiot who walked into my apartment. So what's Deepak doing now? Look, this is all Deepak does. He just, he just sits there doing nothing all the time. He looks like this guy I met at the guest house. I remember I met this Japanese guy from Okinawa, and he kind of has those vibes. He doesn't do anything. He's talking just like you. Yeah, barely. He barely says anything. Wait, stop hating D-Back. I don't hate him, it's just funny. It will get you in trouble. Oh no, so scared. I don't care anymore. Someone's drilling, it's hard to talk. He didn't do anything to you? He ruined my streaming career on Kick. I could have been A big streamer on Kick with 1,000 viewers, but because that stupid comment, everyone started hating on me. Everyone started hating on me. What's that? I reckon Ice is probably in a foul mood now. He seemed like he was in a good mood because he probably thought he was going to be able to leave Thailand soon, but now he probably has to stay here for months more. He's probably not going to be in great spirits. You ruined your own career. No, I didn't do anything wrong. It's that stupid Discord screenshot ruined my career. When's the court date? I think Deepak said they have to go to court tomorrow. That's why he doesn't want to dye his hair yet. Who else is streaming? Chris Travels. So he's stuck in Thailand too, isn't he? What does Chris Travels even do? I guess he travels. He's not traveling anymore, he's stuck in Thailand. How does Chris Travels have 130 subs? From who? KFC Belly, who's that guy? Yeah, Chris is the reason why this all happened. stupid idiot came into the hotel with underwear and a bra or something. All his fault. Although actually, if it wasn't for him, I probably wouldn't have met Ice because they would have left already by now. Ice was only still in Thailand because of the situation.

Why do they do this, guys? Like, why do they do this at 7-Eleven? Like, if you want to—

Oh yeah, I hate that.

It's not even that expensive.

I went to buy dental floss as well, but they lock it. They put like a little lock, and because I hate talking to people, I just decided not to buy it, and I got my girlfriend to buy some instead. It's so— why would you put a security lock on dental floss? That is so— you put the security lock on things that are expensive, not $2 dental floss. Who is stealing dental floss? So weird. It's only on the dental floss. I wanted to get dental floss too. Wait, did she even unlock it? She just seemed to lift up the thing and it came off, and now she's dropping it all over the place. Oh my God, why are they so clumsy? She just lifted it up. I hate those security locks because it means you have to go and ask, and I hate talking to people. I'd rather just not buy it and then go somewhere else. I want to get dental floss because These little toothpicks I have are rubbish. The string thing keeps snapping. It's not made out of nylon or polyester or whatever. It's made out of like string, and then it just breaks after using it a few times. So what's Chris up to in Bangkok? Don't know, is Bang Bang doing— Bang Bang barely does anything. She's got a nice body, but I don't know about her face. She's got big boobs. Oh, what happened to Huub? I haven't seen him online in a while. What are suspenders doing? Why does Kick take so long to load and start playing? Chris Broad. Why did you say Chris Broad? I saw this thing up here on my shelf, it says affable on it, and then it reminded me of Chris Broad. Stupid Kick's not working.

Nice to meet you. You too, what's your name? I am Suspenders. Oh, you know me? Yeah, you hosted a night. Oh, well, nice to meet you.

Suspenders was way more interesting when he was in Japan. Ever since he came to Thailand, it got boring. That's probably what my viewers think about me. Do you think my channel is boring now because I'm not in Japan? Is that the only reason? I really hate the emo hair. It just looks so bad. It looks weird because it's like really flat on the back. I remember when he was with Ice in Japan, it was like really short, but then on the top it was long, and then it would like flop over the back of his skull, and it looks really weird. I never really experienced this kind of nightlife. In Japan, because I was married and scared to talk to people. Sam's gambling. I hate when they gamble. What's Gary doing? Didn't Sam and Gary get in loads of trouble? Well, not loads of trouble, but they keep getting in trouble. Streaming in Japan and then getting told to stop streaming. I didn't realize Japan got so strict with the filming stuff. It's funny, they, they were in the camera shop, probably like Yodobashi Camera or Bic Camera, and they would got— they got told to stop streaming. But I never got told to stop streaming. I think it's because I had my secret camera and they didn't see it. And then Sam was in like a restaurant and then the chef was standing behind him trying to tell him to stop streaming. Japan is kind of weird with the filming stuff. Even the television channels, if they're making a program outside on the street, like a street interview or the television presenters out on the street, They have to blur and pixelate anyone who walks by and even businesses. So I've seen some programs in Japan where the entire screen is blurred apart from a little square for the presenter or the host, which is unblurred, and it's just like a big screen of blur. What's the point of going out anymore? It's so ridiculous. Everyone's wearing a face mask anyway, so why do you need to blur their faces? You can't even see their faces. Now you don't do nightlife? Well, I don't think I've ever done nightlife. I've tried it a few times, like when TkyoSam came to Osaka, I hung out with him. We went to some bars late into the night. It was really boring, to be honest. It was okay. I think the first hour or 2 was okay, and then I was getting bored. After the second hour, and then I couldn't go home because the trains stopped coming after 12, and then you have to sit there waiting until 5 or 6 AM in the morning or get a really overpriced taxi. Why you hate Deepak? Because number one, he's boring. Look at him now. He just sits there doing nothing, and he just like dead-eye stares into the camera like this. He barely talks, and he's made what, 3,000 times? It's made like $1,500 in subs for this month, and he doesn't do anything. I did more things yesterday with my girlfriend.

So silly.

At least I talk about interesting things like history, other YouTubers or streamers. The culture and history of Thailand, geopolitics. What does Deepak ever talk about? He doesn't talk about anything. It's just like, hey guys, we need 100 more subs and I dye my hair. Every time I click on his stream, he's not doing or talking about anything. I want to find out what's going on with them, how long they stuck here. Is that a reason to hate him? Yeah, I hate everyone. Walking around markets behind your girlfriend's boring. Because there's nothing else to do in Thailand. What else do you do? And don't say talk to people. I don't want to talk to people, it's boring. How is talking to people fun? I don't get it.

You got to be kidding me, dude. No, I have no money, no money, no money, no money.

They look like ninjas. Look, this is what everyone does in Thailand. Get on a tuk-tuk, walk around, buy some drinks, go to 7-Eleven. That's what I do. That's what everyone does. The only thing to do is maybe find a restaurant or like a funny themed cafe to go to for a stream. Or find an activity to do for the stream. You are like scuffed version of homeless.

Really?

You shouldn't be a streamer if you think everything is boring and you hate everyone. Yeah, well, you sound like you're boring as well. You're nothing like Homeless. Well, Homeless talks to people. Yeah, so shut up. You're saying I'm boring because I don't talk to people when Homeless does and people still don't watch him? He only gets like 100 viewers now. Homeless talks to people all the time. Streaming is kind of boring though. I'm a bit bored of streaming now. I might go back to making videos. I think making videos is more fun. You just find a topic, make an 8-minute video. Do a bit of editing. You don't have to sit around 5, 6 hours trying to kill time. Streaming is just like, okay, what should I do to kill time? I think I prefer making videos, editing it, put some music, create an atmosphere. I was gonna title the stream Deepak Eat My Ass, but I forgot. Deepak's seen me naked now, but he didn't see the best bit because it was blurred out. The idiot who leaked my nudes, he, he did a red squiggle on my best bits. T-Pac would have liked it. Yesterday I was so bored streaming with my girlfriend. I think I'm kind of done with the streaming after yesterday. It was just— oh my god, it was so boring. What did we do? Went to Chinatown, walked around some mall, got on a boat. I don't think I ever want to go to Chinatown again. I've been there 3 times now. It's boring. Oh my god, they're back in the car again. Why, when suspended streams, they're always in the bloody car? And then Riri just has like this no, no emotion, no life face. And they don't talk. That's the weirdest thing. They just sit in the car and they don't talk. And she has like this dead inside look. Why does she look so dead inside? No laughing, no smiles, no banter. My girlfriend's English is not great, but at least she laughs and talks to me. Ruri never talks, like chatting kind of talking, not just turn left, turn right, not like Google Maps GPS. Why does she always look Sad or bored? I can't tell if she looks sad or bored. I think she's pretty bored. Look how bored she looks. It's just really weird. At least talk. She doesn't look brown at all. Well, when she had the dreadlocks, I thought she was black. I guess she doesn't have any Chinese blood. She's like a pure Thai girl. Very weird relationship. Look, she doesn't even smile. Oh my God, I don't think I could date someone like that if I feel like they didn't like me. I would just ditch them so quick. I'd be like, why do you want to be with me then if you just look miserable all the time? Fuck off. I'd just leave. The only reason I'm with my girlfriend is because I can tell she— my girlfriend looks so happy when she's with me, not like dead on the inside. Yeah, every time Sus streams, it's just him in his car or him at a restaurant. It's always like some restaurant, and then they're just eating in silence, and then Suspenders talks a little bit to the camera, or they're in the car and they're just listening to music. At least point the camera outside the window so we can have a view of where the car's going. Just staring at 2 people not even talking much.

Down here somewhere they have the tires.

Look, you could watch this for an hour and she won't say a word.

Sure.

At most, say like 5 things. So weird. Why can't I see my own chat? What would you do if you're sus? I would just leave and go back to Japan. He's got a house in Japan. I think he could get a way better looking girlfriend in Japan, cuz you can get like a 30-year-old, 35-year-old Japanese girlfriend and she would look— still look pretty good, and she won't be Really, I think dating women who are like 20-something is so boring because they got no personality. 22-year-old woman or girl, they're so dull and vain and they got like no life experience, or not much. I would not want to date anyone below 25. I'd pump and dump but not date. I feel like 22-year-olds are just so dull. Like, all they care about is buying stuff and partying. Financially, Thailand is better for sus? I don't know, I don't really feel like Thailand is that much cheaper than Japan. Supermarkets in Japan are super cheap, and if you eat out— Sukiya, Matsuya, Saizeriya— you can get meals for like 500 yen. Yeah, I guess the houses and rent are a bit cheaper than Japan, but Japan's still pretty cheap, like $500, $600 a month for a one-room apartment. Yeah, and he obviously makes a lot of money. He probably makes like $10K a month. He could easily live in Japan and afford it. I would just go back to Japan if I was him. Though his entire stream is just gonna be them sitting in the car. She doesn't say— she doesn't even smile or do anything.

Oh my God, it's so weird.

Well, how long— how long do you think it'll take until she actually says something? You can do a timer. Where are my timers? Time until Riri actually says a single word. Clock widget. I've only got countdowns. Timer until Riri's talks. Timer, stopwatch. How do I do stopwatch?

Stopwatch.

Okay, how do I start the stopwatch? Uh, start. I'll put a stopwatch until time until she actually says something. Look, can you see it?

Haha.

Let me know when she says something. She looks like she has no facial expressions. Me and my girlfriend don't talk a lot either in the car, but when we walk around, like yesterday on stream, we talk a lot, I think. Although it's hard to understand each other sometimes, we still At least try. Oh my God, no school until Tuesday. I'm so bored of school, falling asleep in class these days. When I first started going to Taihei School, it used to be so interesting. The classes felt like they were over in minutes, but now it drags on. I gotta pay another $400 to extend my visa, so I have maximum visa of a year. So now you're gonna watch CX talk shit about them? Yep, that's my content. I'm not doing it yesterday again. Yesterday was so tight. I felt so tired from just walking and walking. I feel like I never want to do IRL again. How do 1,200 people watch this?

I wanna blast the system to see what it sounds like.

Ah, please don't. Please don't. How is this any less boring than— I think my stream yesterday was way more interesting. Showed you around Bangkok, went to different places, banter with my girlfriend. This is just 2 people in a car. 1,000 viewers. Oh my God. That's why I get so triggered when people say my stream's boring, but then this stuff gets 1,000 viewers. How dare you say my stream's boring when these people are even more boring and they get 1,000 viewers? Do you know what I had to do to get 1,000 viewers back in 2018? I had to cheat on my wife and then have like an incel rant about why this viewer who promised to have sex with me didn't show up and I just wasted my time and money flying all the way to fucking Germany. Stupid bitch. Fucking German girl. She was like, oh, Daniel, you should come to Germany. I'll suck your dick and we can have sex. And I go there, meet up with her, bring her back to my hotel, and then her stupid ex-boyfriend keeps phoning her whilst we're in the hotel. And then she says, oh, can I take this call? I'll just step out. And then she never came back. She messaged me saying, Sorry Daniel, but I don't think I can come back to the hotel room. It was too awkward. Well, maybe if your stupid ex didn't keep phoning and you just got naked, then it wouldn't have been awkward, idiot. The only time I got 1,200 views— viewers on a stream was when I went to Germany to sleep with that viewer who ditched me. I think there was only a couple times I went over 1,000 viewers. The other time was when I did a stream called Walking Out on My Bitch Wife, and then I just walked out, stormed out, ranted about her, got a hotel. But these people just get 1,000 viewers plus by doing nothing. Such a joke. I had the best drama content ever on YouTube back in 2018, '19. I would put these streamers to shame for what they do for content. I did some great stuff during my peak. 5 minutes. I give up with the timer. D-Pac looks like he's having a mental breakdown.

Do you know any update about the last night?

I can't hear a word he's saying. What's Bongbong doing? Collapsed on the ground. I don't hate Bongbong because she doesn't get viewers. 60 viewers. Why is she just lying on the ground? Oh look, she's using Prism Live as well. When's Gary? Oh, Gary's live in Japan. I like Gary. I met Gary in 2019.

Here they have a trash.

Gary's the only normal, nice, cool guy out of all of them. Who's not like a psycho. I like Gary. All right, uh, but he's a bit dull to watch. I need to pee. Sus taking his daughter to her school. Where are they going? To look at a house. Yeah, Gary doesn't really do much. Kick is botted. Sus would get 400 viewers on YouTube max. Yeah, this is kind of weird. Sam Pepper was only getting 100, 200 viewers on YouTube. Ice was only getting like 2,000 viewers. Do you remember during COVID Ice was trying to do coding streams? And he had like 800 viewers. I saw that and I was like, oh my God, 800 viewers, that's embarrassing. But what do you expect? You're doing coding on a stream, there's no way people would find that fun. I was just trying to do that stuff like the augmented reality goggle streams. And wasn't he investing in augmented reality property? Hope he didn't spend too much money on that. Ice's streams were pretty bad during the COVID lockdowns, but then he did the Japan subathon and then it was good again. I remember being hooked on the Japan subathons. Because I really wanted to go to Japan too, but I was stuck in Thailand. And I was— what I watched every single one of the subathons all day. I was just sitting there all day watching the subathon in Japan, and it was like I was there again. It was nice. I didn't really watch the India subathon. It was a bit boring. I don't really care about India. I didn't actually— I missed most of the South Korea subathon as well because South Korea is boring. I was kind of surprised Ice liked South Korea more than Bangkok. He was saying South Korea is much nicer to live in. I lived in South Korea before and it's shit. I hate South Korea. So boring. Everyone looks miserable and grumpy. The weather is so cold in Korea. I much prefer Bangkok's scorching heat over South Korea's freezing cold. You go to South Korea in January or December, I think I was wearing Like 3 long-sleeve shirts, thick hoodie, thick jumper, and then on top of that a thick winter coat with like a big fluffy fur hood, and I was still cold. And gloves and like a neck warmer, and I was still cold. You take your gloves off and it's like your hands are being stabbed by knives. Yeah, Seoul in the winter, oh my God, is so bad. I've never experienced such cold weather before, and I'm from England.

From Maidstone.

And the cities in South Korea just look either very old and ugly or very modern and futuristic, but kind of cyberpunk dystopian. Like, have you ever seen Blade Runner or like some kind of depressing cyberpunk sci-fi movie? It's like that. It doesn't look nice. Sure, it looks super futuristic and modern and impressive, but it's so soulless. It's funny, the city's called Seoul, but it's like the most soulless place I've ever been to. It's actually quite impressive how both North Korea and South Korea have managed to create these dystopian societies, but like 2 different ends of 2 different extremes of the spectrum. There's like North Korea, like apocalyptic dystopian, where it's like The Walking Dead. And you got this almighty dictator dominating everyone. Everyone lives in poverty and it's just shit. And then South Korea is like another dystopian, but this time it's like super cyberpunk futuristic. Everyone's miserable and suicide rates are super high. How did the 2 Koreas on the same peninsula both become some kind of dystopia? Just boggles, baffles the mind. Really bizarre. I think Koreans just love being depressed. They just seem to naturally gravitate towards depression. I don't— do not like South Korea. Worst country I've been to? I like Thailand way more than South Korea. I felt miserable in South Korea. Food sucks as well. It's all orange and spicy, like kimchi this and kimchi that. Everything has like orange chili spice. Thai food is like that too, and I don't eat it. That's why. If the food's orange, I don't want it. I was doing some research on chili spice. It's called something like cap— caps— capsic— capsic— capsicinoids. It's like a chemical the chili plant has. It's supposed to deter mammals from eating it because birds can eat chili and they don't feel any spiciness. Because the chili plant doesn't want mammals to eat it because mammals grind up the seeds by chewing, and then the seeds get destroyed and it doesn't germinate the seeds or spread the seeds around. But birds eat the seeds and they just swallow it and they spread it around. So chili wants the birds to eat it, but not the mammals. So the spice in chilies doesn't have any effect on birds because they have different taste receptors. But then us humans, for some reason, we love eating it. It's like a really weird chemical where it tricks your brain into thinking that it's in pain. When there isn't actually any pain. There's no, there's no wound or like actual physical gash that is causing the pain. It's just like tricking your brain into thinking there's pain. It's funny, humans. I mean, a lot of humans like the feeling of it when you shouldn't. The plant designed it to feel horrible, but then you got weird humans who love eating I think the taste of chili is okay, but not with the spiciness. I don't like the spiciness. It just hurts. Why would you want to be in pain? Shouldn't you contact the tax situation? I already did and they haven't replied to me. How do I sub? Well, there should be a sub button on the bottom right, like You see where my mouse is? Subscribe, it's there. I think you can see my mouse.

I've been the same height since I was like 15, so pretty used to it at this point.

Oh my God, I should go to a salon. Why does he keep zooming up into his mouth? He's got that one really yellow tooth. If I had a yellow tooth, I wouldn't do such a close-up of my mouth. Wow, Gary's gone pretty gray. Look how gray the side of his head is. Boring.

Boring.

You cannot subscribe to this channel at this time. What? Maybe because of the country you're from? I don't know. I'll show you the video when, when I met them. I'm in my room, Gary. And eyes. Where is it? Here. Because actually, the VOD might still be on Gary's channel. This is me reacting to me reacting to myself. Look at that grin. Look how weird I look. I still did that stupid non-stop weird smile when I was nervous. I still did that last time. I'm so— you know what I'm most annoyed about myself is that I thought 4 years passed, okay, I should be more confident as a person, but I sniped Ice again last week and I was still doing that stupid grin like Why can't I stop grinning like a fucking moron? I try really hard to stop the stupid grin, but I just end up looking like, like this. Like that. I'm trying so hard not to grin. It makes me look weird.

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Usually you would take the photo and you'd say thanks nicely. Wow, Chihiro looks pretty hot in this, in this video. Let me make it bigger. How do I make it bigger? Ah, I wonder what Chihiro looks like now. I don't think he was expecting to get stream sniped in Japan. She was looking pretty good back then. That was a fun stream though. Well, I made some improvement because this time I sniped Ice by myself. I didn't need someone holding my hand. Like back then. I was a bit annoyed when I said, uh, 4 years ago you were 31, people don't change when they're over 30. That's rubbish. I changed a lot since 4 years. I've changed so much. How would he know? He was like, oh no, you haven't changed at all because you were 31 back then. So? You can still change. 4 years is a long time. I changed a lot since then. You just don't know it.

We're nice people.

Don't be scared.

I stream a lot too.

You are? Yeah, sometimes.

How long are you in Osaka for? Um, I think we might go to Tokyo tomorrow. I'm not really sure. We just got back from Kyoto and then we went to— we were in Tokyo and then we came to Osaka and then Kyoto. So awkward.

Me trying to make small talk is so awkward.

I told him to take the bullet train, he said no. No, we took the bullet train, you liar. So it's Kyoto? I think we're— oh no, not to Kyoto. That's a ripoff. How much is the bullet train from here to Kyoto?

Like $100. $100? Yeah.

It's a waste.

Because remember Ice's pedo mustache? Ice's voice stream?

It already happened. That was yesterday.

I thought you were gonna stream it.

We streamed yesterday. I mean, there was like, there was like some stuff going on, but I think a lot of the festival stuff was on my channel, so maybe you missed it.

I need to read Ice's chat.

Okay.

Ice looked so weird back then. And then we went for drinks and I just sat there not talking. But Ice was nice to me because he wasn't streaming. Ice is very different when he's streaming.

Yeah, no, I apologize. It's just an expression.

You can tell when he's streaming, he's like nonstop actively looking for content out of any situation.

But I want you to explain it because I said it's not— you said your feet's not—

Why are we laughing so much? I was explaining the SD card, my infamous SD card. Good times, good times.

Hmm.

What's Suspenders doing? Look, this is a Suspenders stream all the time. It's just in a car with a zombie. Oh my god, she spoke! I thought I was the person who speaks the least. She definitely speaks way less than I do. Why would you bring the cat in the car though? It must be scared. I feel like buying a cat actually, just for fun. Let's see what happens. I go to the market, just buy like a kitten. Hmm, no, I still don't have a message from tax people. Very weird. Whatever, at least I don't have to stress about it now. I was pretty stressed about it a couple months ago, but I've kind of stopped caring now that they haven't replied in weeks. For some reason, I don't really feel like I care much about losing all my money. They don't talk about you, so— People don't talk about you, but you talk about them. People don't have to talk about you to be able to talk about them. It's because I'm a viewer, obviously I've got things to say.

What is Chris watching?

What is that? People on the beach. Boring. Everyone's boring. Sam Pepper's just playing slot machine.

Boring.

Suspender's sitting in the car.

Boring.

Deepak sitting on a bed. If Joel is not even streaming anymore, why doesn't he just go back home? What's Hube Summer gonna do? What is Bong Bong doing? Why is she just lying on the ground with her legs spread? Wow, this is better content than Deepak though. Say something in Deepak's chat. Yeah, I want to see if anyone notices me.

Deepak.

What should I say? Hi, hi, D-Pac. I'm not sorry. See if he sees it.

Straps, thank you.

Can you see the chat?

Replaying Dono.

I got ignored. No one cares. He's only got 600 viewers. No one noticed my message. His mods will ban you. No one even replied to my message.

Boring. Boring.

I bet Deepak is so bored. He looks like he hates streaming. I bet he's thinking, oh my God, when's this gonna be over? I just want my money and then go back home to India. Sit around in front of a camera all day long, bored out your mind. I'm surprised I'm not banned on the Ice Poseidon Discord server, but they gave me a role, like a dumb idiot role. Oh, look, they, they screenshot my livestream and they, they put it on the Ice Poseidon Discord. Wait, let me pull up the Discord. How do I do that? Um, window capture.

Discord.

Maybe it'll be more fun to troll them on Discord. Look, let's go up a bit more. FouseyTube looks so weird. Why does he look like a ladyboy? He's got like Pink-red lips, manicured eyebrows, and a tattooed fake hairline. The guy looks so weird. Okay, I think that's the end. Let me— okay, look, they screenshot my live thing. Why I hate Deepak. This dude is so weird. He's so desperate. The fuck is his problem? They're screenshotting my stream. The Discord is surprisingly humorless. Like, they get butthurt really easy on the Discord. That was it. Hi Daniel, fuck Sam Pepper. Yeah, fuck Sam Pepper. People are saying Sam Pepper's accent same as mine, it's just he says bro and he swears all the time. Yeah, if Sam Pepper just stopped swearing and stopped saying bro and weird slang and pronounced certain words a bit better, then he would sound not too different to my accent. It's funny when you search my name into Ice's Discord, look at what comes up. Look at this. Daniel is autistic. Bumi versus Haimaroon boxing match. I think I would win. Imagine sus making Haimaroon take kratom and making Jaune tent. I would never want to touch drugs again after what I did with the weed. My message to Paul. That was funny. 2019. What else is there? Was that it? No, there's more. When they were digging up screenshots of my chat logs. I think you have to put the spaces though. This Hide in My Room guy is an absolute mug. He roasted Deepak about crying about his mom. Teach him how to be less shy, become more confident. Can't ice ditch, just ask to pick up Hide in My Room. Hide in My Room is a big creep. Did you talk about your weed experience? No, I talked about it yesterday, but it was hard to because I was with my girlfriend. It was really horrible. I hated it. As soon as it started kicking in, I was like, oh my God, I shouldn't have done this. I'm gonna edit the stream later, make it into a video. I think I'm gonna do like a voiceover. You know when I was just sitting there looking like I was gonna cry? I'm gonna— I think I'm gonna put the whole hour but then speed it up so it's like really sped up, and then I'll do like a voiceover over explaining how I felt. It was the worst feeling I've ever felt. It was so bad. It was weird because When it started kicking in, I could feel this area of my face around my eyebrows start to twitch, like, like it was drooping down and twitching like this. I was doing this with my eyes, like, and then my face went all puffy like I was crying. And then I looked so sad, like, like this the whole time. And I tried smiling and I just looked like this. I couldn't smile or control my face. It was so weird. I don't know why I look so sad. I look like maybe I was trying to cry or something. The rest of the joint? I don't remember. I think I put it in my bag. Or did I drop it? It might be in my bag still. Maybe I'll do like a couple puffs because when I got back, we had sex and it was pretty good. I nutted and then straight after nutting, I just put it back in and carried on going. It was crazy. And we've never done it twice in a row. Usually I nut and then that's it. Go to sleep or wake up or something. So maybe I'll just smoke it again and puff just twice so it's not too strong. But the feeling Of having sex whilst you're high was pretty nice, although I felt like I was falling asleep whilst on top of her and then waking up again and I'm still going at it, realizing that I'm not asleep. Any plans streaming with Ice again? Uh, probably not now I shit-talked all of his friends. I think I bashed everyone in the CX group apart from Gary. I always end up taking too much. Like in Rotterdam, I had an edible and I ate half of it and it made me so high I was losing my mind. And then this time I think I smoked too much all at once. Maybe if I just take a tiny, tiny bit, it'll be enjoyable and I'll get hooked. I don't really want to get hooked on it. I don't want to get hooked on drugs. I like my mind being sharp, and I like feeling in control and awake. That feeling of just not being able to focus and you don't know what's going on, it felt horrible. I wonder what would happen if my girlfriend took it, if she would get really horny. She's horny all the time anyway. Definitely spice things up in the bedroom. But he said that strain of weed would make me feel creative and awake and talkative. It definitely did not. It made me feel like I was gonna die. It felt so strange, like, um, it felt like something was squeezing my head like this and then dragging it down. It's like that feeling when you are about to fall asleep, but then imagine just permanently being in that feeling of nearly falling asleep. Is trash-talking CX some kind of growth strategy? Yeah, I thought if I just trash-talked all of them and said they're lame, then maybe Ice will give me a shout-out.

Good strategy.

Why I hate everyone. I'm not sorry. Imagine if when Ice phoned me, I just went, I'm not sorry, so what? I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Ice is stuck in content. Wow. I mean, Ice is Stuck in Thailand? Well, I don't think I'm gonna do IRL again. It's boring. I don't want to walk around for hours and hours just wasting money on drinks. Every time I do IRL, I end up wasting like $20— taxi, train, drinks, some food— and then I don't make anything. I think I'll just stick to hiding in my room. I don't really want to snipe anyone else because I'm not really like a fan of anyone else. I like Ice because I've been watching his stuff for years. I've never really been a fan of Sam Pepper, even back when he was big on YouTube. I think Thought the fake pranks were just kind of lame. I never liked the prank era of YouTube, like FouseyTube, Joey Salads. I thought the prank era was just dumb. I'm not sorry about anything. I'm not even sorry that I cheated on my wife. Why would I be sorry? What era are we in now? I think we're in the era of people just sitting in front of the camera giving their opinion, like MoistCr1TiKaL, Asmongold. They just sit in the room, do like a reaction video to some trending topic. So basically what I do, but insanely more successful. I wish I could do what MoistCr1TiKaL does, just sit in front of your webcam and then give some commentary about, I don't know, whatever's happened. What else is popular? I think things like podcasts are pretty popular. Interview— I think interview-style content is pretty popular. Like Anthony Padilla from Smosh does interviews and he does pretty well. There's a lot of like street interview in Japan channels doing really well. Podcasts of basically washed-up YouTubers like Cold Ones, Anything for Views, and MaxMofo were kind of irrelevant until they decided to do a podcast together. Now they are relevant again because it's an interesting format. To see some guys hanging out doing some dumb stuff. Trash Taste is pretty good too when they have an interesting guest. I was watching Chris Broad on Trash Taste. It's always a good time, lots of banter. Chris Broad is very good at banter, I think. It's almost like watching a British comedy panel show sometimes. Feels like I'm watching QI. I feel like Chris Broad would be a good guest on, on like QI or a British comedy show, and he'd do pretty well. Chris has the gift of the gab. I think I don't really watch Cold Ones. I was never a fan of Max Morfar or Anything for Views. They just They swear too much, and it's just— the humor is too immature for me. I like my humor to be a little bit more grown-up than just— it's like teenage humor, getting drunk, saying cunt all the time. Maybe that's just what Australians are like. Ain't no one watching your stream till someone said something. Who said anything? What, Deepak talking shit about me again? That fucker ruined my Kick creaming— I mean, my Kick streaming career. And he said creaming streamer. Oh, what? They're talking shit about me on the Discord. You are a pussy. At least I don't cry when my mum dies like a baby. Hmm, okay, let's go back to the Kick streamers. How do I switch it? What's Deepak doing? Haha, Deepak only got 600 viewers. Dead channel. Up 576 viewers. Haha, dead channel. See what Gary's doing.

Oh, they got the fancy grapes! Look at those grapes!

Wow, Japan looks so clean compared to Thailand. It always shocks me watching footage of Japan after living in Thailand for such a long time. Everything's so tidy. Fish market. Absolutely riveting content. Deepak was surprisingly not smelly though. Ice was also not smelly. I thought they'd both be very smelly, but I was next to Ice in the back of the taxi and he smelled quite good, like cologne or something. Some kind of deodorant perfume I could smell. I didn't really smell anything from Deepak. Is Thailand multicultural shithole like America? Uh, it's multicultural, but it's not a shithole. And everyone— I feel like everyone gets on well and there's not this social tension between the different ethnic groups. I feel like everyone comes together and unify under the banner of They're not like in England. People say stuff to me like, oh, you're not British because you are Chinese. You're not white, so you can't be British. In Thailand, everyone is just welcoming. There isn't this kind of racial superiority complex. So I think that's a good thing. Like you have in Western countries. I think it's a nice place to be. Yeah, I think people here are very friendly, unlike Japan. I feel like in Japan it's either grumpy old men or weird, very weirdly shy people who get scared if you go up to them and talk. Like Japanese schoolgirls would just run away and scream because they're freaked out. I feel like Japanese people are very scared of interacting with foreigners because they'll, they'll be like, oh, I can't speak English, and they freak out over not being able to speak English, but they don't even try. Like, they don't even try to whip out Google Translate. They'll just say, oh, no English, and they'll do the X sign and they'll walk off. Just seems kind of rude. Where is— oh, Ame— what's that? Ame Yoko. Forgot how to read that one. I think I've been there before. It's like a famous street for fashion or something. Fashion, or I don't know. Yeah, I found Japan to be a bit dull last time I went. The magic's gone.

You gonna drink tonight? I mean, I'm not gonna get like drunk. I had like 3 drinks last night. No. 4, I think, but it was over the course of a while. Here's a pharmacy. I could probably get some ointment.

You know what I noticed about life? Feels very boring and empty if you don't have a relationship or a job. You don't have a relationship or a job, you don't have anything to do. You just kind of wander around aimlessly.

Feeling bored.

Do I feel more at home in Thailand? Yeah, I feel pretty at home now. Like, I've got a home, I got a girlfriend, I got a relationship. I met my girlfriend's sister and her husband yesterday. They had some kind of celebration thing because he was getting promoted, so we went there, said hi, took some photos. The sister's nice, she talks to me in English. And then we went swimming, then came back. I looked after my fish, checked my shrimp babies. I feel like I got a nice life routine. Just wish I could find some activity to make some extra money that I could focus I think my work— I mean, my life-work balance is not bad. Got stuff to do, not alone. Yeah, maybe a friend circle. I don't know, I feel like I don't have time for a friend circle, so I gotta stream and stuff and make videos. I don't really want to waste the rest of my day just hanging around with a friend. I already feel like half my day's wasted because I've got to go to school. The school takes 5 hours out of my day. It takes 2 hours to get there and come back. 3 hours in the school.

The school—

the class is kind of awkward now because I've briefly chatted with maybe half the class, but I don't really want to I see them chatting to each other. I saw some of the Chinese people invite someone else to go for dinner in Chinatown, so they're like becoming friends with each other, exchanging lines. I don't really want to join. I don't, I don't really want to be on like a chatty basis. So, I don't really want to chat to them, to be honest. I don't really have anything to say, so I just kind of keep myself to myself. I don't even say hello, just keep my head down. I liked American Dan, but there's not really anyone else in the class who I think I'd want to be friends with. Latest update from Ice regarding his situation: we're not leaving the 17th. I talked to my lawyer today. No end date. I only assume months. I think tomorrow would be interesting. Isn't it the court hearing tomorrow? What, they're screenshotting my stream right now and posting it on Discord? The hell? That's kind of weird. Yeah, I think tomorrow we'll have some interesting updates about how long they're stuck here. What's Gary doing?

name is Neo Sporen.

Shopping, boring. What's the spenders doing?

Be careful.

Why is the screen black? $1 million donation goal. It's currently at $111,002. Only $999,999 998— no wait, 998,000— I can't do the maths. What's 1,112 minus 1 million? 998,888,000.

Hold on, chat. I'm sorry, chat, you're gonna have to wait for a minute.

Sus has 385 subs. That's not a lot, is it? That's like— that's $1,900. How does Deepak have 3,000 subs? Oh yeah, because Eddie subbed 1,200, Trainwreck subbed 200. But even without those, he's got quite a lot of subs, triple of what Sus has. Maybe Eddie will give me some subs. Why are you still watching him? I'm just waiting until he does something. Playing music on his bed. What's Hugh doing? I quite like Hugh. Hugh— I think Hugh annoys me The least out of all of them. I find Chris Travels kind of annoying, but Huub, I don't really find Huub very annoying. Oh yeah, I was watching Huub and my girlfriend came up behind me and she saw me watching him and she knew who he was. And I was like, how do you know him? I don't think I've ever showed you him before. And she said She saw Hugh on a Thai news channel on YouTube that has like quarter of a million views now. And there was just clips of Hugh, um, getting into arguments with Thai people and Thai women. And there was a Thai woman who threw a bottle of water at his face because he was calling her a ladyboy or something. Hugh is getting some bad rep in Thailand. Even my girlfriend recognized him. First, from some random Thai news YouTube channel. So these guys, they are, they are getting noticed in the Thai media. Better be careful if the big mainstream news media wants to make a story out of this. They're gonna get recognized everywhere. They're gonna be streaming outside and just be recognized and booed at.

What was it?

I think Huub's haircut looks really good now. I forgot how lame he looked back in Japan. Do you remember when he was doing the RV trip and he was driving and he had— his hair was just like It looked like a hat. It was just kind of short, black, and flat. But now he's got like a fade and a tapered back cut with a bit of fluff on top. It looks— he looks way better now. It's funny how much a hairstyle changes how you look. Look at Bongbong. What is she doing? Why does my Kick browser take so long to load? Why? Why is she just lying on the ground? Maybe this is like some fetish for guys. Creeping on a sleeping girl. Oh, there's a fly crawling on her arm! Look at that fly! There's a fly on her arm. Wow, this is great content. Every time I come to her stream, she's sleeping. What the fuck does she even do? Yeah, what does she do? Dirty thoughts with fly crawling on her. Cracked out bitch passed out on the floor. The comments are funny. Look at the comments. This is weird, just watching this girl lying on the floor. That fly. The fly is pretty good content. Look at it. I want it to go up her nose. Imagine it goes up her nose. She looks pretty hot from this angle. I think most girls look hotter when they're on their back because the gravity gives them like a facelift. Oh, the fly went up her nose! Did it go up her nose? Wow, this is the best content out of all the streamers. The fly's laying eggs on her. What is the concept of this stream? Diet stream hot tube with singing.

This place is awesome. Thank you.

Rescue.

My favorite place.

Dirty coffee takes 15 minutes, so I just order other, other one.

Dirty coffee, no good.

No idea. Suspender's back in the car with his mute girlfriend. Why does she always look mad? She looks angry all the time.

That's 9 people.

You take a towel, right?

Do you think—

do you think her English is better than my girlfriend's? Did you ever jerk off to Bong Bong? No, I would never.

Put on the radio. Thailand.

How come Suspenders can drive in Thailand? Maybe I can drive as well. I heard you need the international driving permit, which you can only get in your own country, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't been back to America. Is he just driving illegally because no one cares in Thailand? You can probably just drive without a license and no one would know or care. He got it in the Philippines. Oh, when I looked it up, it says I need to go back to the country where I got my driving license from. I got my license in the UK. So I'd have to go back to the UK to get the permit and then I could drive. But I don't think I would drive. I'm scared. Probably crash it. I think what would happen is I would try turning and then a motorbike would just come out of nowhere and then traumatize me, and then I wouldn't want to drive again. I haven't driven since last October when I was taking driving lessons. Imagine passing your driving test in the UK and then moving to Thailand to drive in Bangkok. That's just crazy. The difficulty levels for driving in the countryside in the UK compared to Bangkok is so different. I'm scared my fish are eating the baby shrimp. I feel like I'm seeing less of the baby shrimps walking around. I Googled it, it says neon tetra do eat baby shrimp if they're hungry, so I'm a bit worried. I've never seen them eat them. I see them mostly just ignoring them. I think I counted about 10 baby shrimp. I really hope they don't get eaten. It says that it takes, takes 4 months for them to reach adulthood. I'm hoping in a few weeks they'll grow a bit bigger and then they won't be able to get eaten. The small roads in the UK are quite scary to drive on. Sometimes you're going around a corner and then suddenly this massive tractor just appears out of nowhere. Or like a massive combine harvester, and then you have to slam on the brakes, reverse into a ditch so the tractor can squeeze by. Or you come up on some horse riders riding horses, and then you've got to go really slowly, take it down to first gear, go like 2 miles per hour. Otherwise you freak out the horses. And then you got the bloody cyclists. Try overtaking a cyclist on a narrow country road, it's pretty scary. I don't like overtaking, it feels scary. You're in the wrong lane and you've got to accelerate really hard and Whilst driving right towards some oncoming traffic, and then you've got to like quickly accelerate to get back into that gap after you overtake. It's very scary. I didn't like it. I don't like driving. It was okay sometimes. It felt quite satisfying, like pulling off a good hill start or doing a good park. parallel park felt pretty satisfying. But then I accidentally stalled the car at traffic lights and I couldn't get it going again until the, the lights went red. By the time I got the car moving and I had to stop again, everyone behind me was mad at me. Yeah, I don't like driving. It feels weird that you could so easily crash and die, because when you're on the inside of a car, it feels so comfy and safe. The idea of just— if you just went like this, you just end up crashing and dying, probably.

Yeah, I'm kind of liking—

Oh, is this the new car he bought?

Dude, I don't like how it turns off and on all the time.

What did he get? I think he got some kind of pickup truck. Looks kind of old. Brown, brown leather seats. Why are they brown? I would hate to have a brown interior for my car. If I had a car, I want like, you know, the sports kind of gamer chair seats with like a red fabric on the seats. Maybe like something just like a cover you place over it. Yeah, I hate parking. There's this one time I drove my mum's car to this outlet with my mum, and I was trying to leave the car park, but I didn't know how to take the handbrake off. So I pressed down the gas and biting point to release the handbrake, and the car just suddenly jolted forwards, nearly hit the car in front of us. That was so scary. The car just launched forwards. I thought I would just release the handbrake and gently roll forwards to roll out of the spot, the parking spot. Stupid car just lunged. Good thing I was quick on the brakes. It's driving content. Where's Bong Bong? Bong Bong's gone. She's offline. Ah. The hell is this? Bong Bong Dancing. And she looks pretty hot wearing that. Not gonna lie, she's pretty weird. What is she doing? Didn't she snap? She sniped Sam Pepper, didn't she? That's when I, I first saw her, when she was on Sam Pepper's stream, and she seemed pretty normal. Hmm, did anyone used to watch that Korean streamer? What was her name? There was this girl, she was a very attractive Korean girl, something like Cho. My name is Cho. I think there was a clip when Ice talked to her back in 2017. She was pretty funny, but then she just vanished because she was getting weird stalkers. Anyone remember her? What was her name? I am ChoA. She was really pretty and she's very funny as well. I think she just does ASMR mukbang. Yeah, Chungcho, she does ASMR videos now. Yeah, she was a funny streamer. I liked her because she seems so So pure and innocent, and her English was funny. I think she, she could have been big like Ginnyty if she kept doing IRL, but she's probably happier now with the ASMR stuff. Don't get the weird weirdos stalking you. Look at the whole camera shaking. Is Bongbong the only girl streamer in the CX crowd? Kimberly and Hannah don't really stream. I mean, Kimberly streams on Twitch. Hannah doesn't do anything. What does Hannah— oh, she does the news. What other clips Bongbong has on offer? Female Huub. She does have kind of Huub vibes. I don't stalk girls and then do creepy stuff. I only stalk I've only ever stalked Ice. That was my first time stalking anyone. She's like 50. Who, Bongbong? I think she looks like mid-30s. She's probably like 34. Thankfully I am in the IP community and getting help. Getting help? What, what kind of help? So why do you hate Deepak? Well, number one, he ruined my Kick streaming career, and then number two He turned everyone against me when I didn't really say or do anything wrong, in my opinion. And he won't accept my apology, so I hate him. He ruined my friendship with Paul. We could have been best friends. I didn't attack him in his own Discord. What do you mean? One of my haters went on Deepak's Discord and started sharing screenshots. No, I didn't call him a baby. I said, imagine crying just because your mum died. I didn't say he's a baby. I said, imagine it. Like, can you imagine crying? I can't. So I have a stiff upper lip. I wouldn't cry over nothing. No, I'm not gonna cry ever again in my whole life. I'm emotionally dead. Hmm, if my mom died, maybe Would I cry? I don't know. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I don't want to say no because then if she sees that, she might get upset. She'll be like, you wouldn't cry if I died? What a horrible son. I cried a bit when my dad died, but I was a big baby. I was 30. I wasn't very strong mentally. I have mentally strengthened quite a lot over the last few years. I don't think anything could make me cry again. Yeah, I did cry when my dad died, but that was when I was much younger. It's because, you know why? I think it's because Deepak looks like he's much older than he actually is. I thought he was like 40, but he's actually like 32, isn't he? So he's younger than me, which is weird to think because he looks like, I don't know, He looks like he's 45. I thought he was way older. I didn't even cry when my cat died or my fish died. I had a betta fish. It got stuck in a tube. Stupid thing. Look. This thing is a death trap. Well, why is it looking all glitchy? Oh, I've got chroma key on, like a green screen on, and the moss is green. Forgot I have a green screen on. Yeah, I got this fake plastic log for my fish tank and the stupid fish swam into here and This narrow tube, and then it got stuck, and then it died. I didn't even notice it was in there until hours later, and then I had to hammer the fake log to get it out. But the good news is, means the baby shrimp don't get eaten. I've got a little family of baby shrimp now. The last time I cried was 2021 summer. So in 2021 summer, I moved to Manchester to start a new life, and I met up with a viewer and she took me to her house, her apartment, and she made me some drinks. She mixed vodka with Coca-Cola and she put quite a lot of vodka, but because of the Coca-Cola, I didn't really taste the vodka very much. So I thought, hey, this tastes pretty good. I chugged it, chug, chug, chug. I drank like 2 glasses of vodka Coke and I got wasted. And then I just burst into tears on the floor of her apartment. I was just lying there. I couldn't stand. My head was so so heavy. And then I just started crying about my ex-girlfriend, about my dad. It was like all this guilt that I had been bottling up inside all came out. And then her boyfriend came home whilst I was paralyzed on the floor drunk. That was kind of awkward. And then I said to the boyfriend, I'm sorry, I promise I wasn't trying to sleep With your girlfriend? It was so embarrassing. But he was nice. He made me some— I think he made me some toast. He said I should eat the toast because it'll help sober me up. Although it would have been hot if we banged. It's just she was kind of fat. If she was skinny, I mean, if even if she was half the size and slightly average size, I would have definitely tried to bang. But she was so fat, like huge. I don't even know how I'd put my dick in. She was kind of weird as well, like a goth. But we got drunk and she took me into the bedroom. She was like showing me her collections of stuff, and I was thinking, if I wasn't so drunk and you weren't so fat, I would so want to bang you right now. Imagine banging a girl in the apartment where she lives with her boyfriend before the boyfriend comes back home from work. That would be wild. Imagine you bang and then you finish banging and then the boyfriend comes home and you've just got undressed and you're trying not to act like you just banged. Damn, I'm getting kind of hard now. I should have just banged her, shouldn't I? Fuck. I had many opportunities to bang when I was in Manchester, which I didn't take because I was depressed. I met this Ukrainian girl in Manchester. And I had the perfect opportunity to bang. It was raining. It was the evening. We went to buy KFC and we were trying to find somewhere to eat it. And I could have just said, let's go back to my place. Duh. But no, I didn't want to bring her back because I didn't want to be stuck with her. So we just sat on the side of the street outside of a closed Starbucks. Getting sprinkled with rain whilst we ate KFC. Ugh, I should have just said, hey, do you want to come back to my place? We'll put on the kettle, put on the nice heating, and then we get naked. And then we met again and we bought a bottle of wine and we drank it by the side of a river and she got wasted and she was stoned. I could have touched her up and she probably wouldn't have even Resisted. 2021 sucks because I had a lot of opportunities, but I was mopey and depressed and I didn't, I didn't take full advantage of the opportunities that were presented. No, it's not rape. I mean, if a girl agrees to going to a very secluded place in the middle of the night with a guy That she met on the internet and bought a bottle of wine and got wasted, then it's kind of like she basically wants to be smashed outside in the grass by the river. And I was too beta to do it. She's basically asking for it. If she set up all of those parameters in that situation, she basically set it all up. She was like, hey, let's go to the river. Hey, let's buy a bottle of wine. She was basically asking to be banged by the riverside, and I was too much of a wuss. Okay, number one, I didn't really find her very attractive because she was covered in tattoos and she looked like a druggie. She was slim and blonde, but I just didn't really— she kind of looked like Putin if Putin was a woman. Like a teenage woman. She had like similar facial features to Putin, but with long hair. It was kind of weird. Yeah, imagine a teenage girl who looks like Putin. She kind of looked like that, which is why I wasn't very eager to do her by the river. But she was better looking maybe without the tats. I definitely would have wanted to. I missed out a lot of opportunities in Manchester. Although I did take one opportunity with this blonde British white girl. She stayed at my apartment for a night and I spooned her and then she fell asleep. And then while she was asleep, I pulled down her panties and I was like spooning her from behind. And she woke up and she didn't stop me. So I escalated to the next level. And then we eventually got completely naked. And I was rubbing my dick on her clitoris and I made her cum. But then she came and then she got dressed and she wouldn't let me cum. I was like, what about me? I didn't cum yet. Wait. And then she just got dressed and she was like, that was a mistake. We shouldn't have done it. I'm a Muslim. It was so annoying. I tried putting my dick in, but she wouldn't let me. She said she had a tampon in her pussy. So I didn't want to put my dick in there if there was a tampon, but I didn't see it. I don't really know what a tampon would look like. I think it has a string coming out so the girl can pull it out, but it freaks me out, the idea of what if I put my dick in and it like stuffed the tampon further up inside of her and it got stuck. So that kind of freaked me out. But looking back in hindsight, I kind of wish I just stuffed my dick in because she was pretty hot. She had the biggest boobs. She was probably the whitest, biggest boobed girl I ever nearly had sex with. But we got naked and I rubbed my dick on her, you know what? So that's basically sex, isn't it? How's that not sex? It's just not penetration. Non-penetrative sex. I wish I— I wish we did it though, properly, because she was pretty hot. She was only like 22. Not fat, slim, had a nice face. Blew my chance. But she was so annoying that she kept FaceTiming random guys on some kind of video chatting app. How do you get so many girls? Well, usually it's just viewers. Like, viewers message me, say, hey Daniel, I've been watching your channel for years, do you want to meet up? I met 3 female viewers in 2021. And then 2020, I met— I banged like 4 viewers in 2020 and 2019. In 2018, I banged like 3 viewers. And then if it's not viewers, then What, it's just like random girls off Tinder? But I got banned on Tinder because I showed my dick. Oh, Deepak's offline again. I thought he's doing a subathon. Lame. Imagine not streaming when you're on a subathon. Why is he off? Did someone die again? And he calls himself a streamer. Suspenders. Yeah, I see what they're doing. Oh, he's showing his privacy screen. It's like he thinks he's an anime character in the Japan screen slides. This is what I used to think I was when I was 20. I went to Japan first time, I was 20. I felt like I was an anime character. I had the anime hair, had the cool clothing. I was just waiting for my harem of Japanese girls to appear. But they never did. Look at— what is that hair? Oh my God. What is that hair? One side is really long and the other side is not long. Japanese policemen look cool. I like the blue button shirt under the black vest. In Thailand, the policemen wear like a brown, brown trousers, brown shirt. The Japanese uniform for the police looks way cooler. That hair looks so funny. I think he looks good when his hair is up out of his face and not straightened. This hair looks really bad. It's so flat. It's super chemically straightened. Oh, that's JustKeth. I know her. I don't know her, I mean, I know of her. That's the Twitch streamer JustKeth. I watched her a bit when I was watching Thai streamers. Maybe I can snipe her. She seems cool. I wonder what he's saying. She's a half French, half Thai, Thai IRL streamer. She streams on Twitch. I used to watch her last year when I was trying to find streamers to copy or to be inspired by. She's quite funny sometimes. I think she would be a good addition to the CX gang. She's got those vibes, like the scuffed vibes, the kind of— I don't know, like clumsy causing a scene kind of humor. She does that quite well. But she's got a good thing going on Twitch. She probably doesn't want to ditch that. Oh my God, I nearly choked on my saliva. Oh, oh, the saliva just flowed down my throat and nearly went into my lung hole. Her Twitch name is JustKeth, K-E-T-H. She's quite funny. I wonder if she's streaming now. No, she's not. She kind of looks like my girlfriend's sister. But with a longer face. She's got a very long face. You can kind of see she's half French if you look closely. Didn't expect to see her on Sus's stream. Sus is only 5'2.

Really?

I look huge when I stood next to Deepak. Oh my God, what? Rui's face gives me depression. Why does she look so sad? She looks like she's gonna cry. What the hell? Why does Sasa's stream keep going black? Don't like this music. Okay, okay, I walk, I walk, I walk, I stop. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What's Huub doing? Ah, my ass. My ass is hot.

Is it good? Yummy yummy? Yummy yummy cup?

Hube sounds pretty good when he says cup at the end of sentences. He sounds pretty tight. When he says kop khun cup, he sounds— his pronunciation is very good. I think he's pretty good at languages. His Japanese is amazing. His English is not bad. I mean, his English is better than bloody Joel and Deepak and who else? Everyone else is a native English speaker. I don't know why Americans seem so bad at learning languages. In my Thai class, the people who are always the slowest and have the worst pronunciation are the Americans. And Suspenders is terrible. He lived in Japan for, what, 8 years? And all he can say is chotto matte ne and sumimasen. And now in Thailand, all he can say is sawadee krap and khob khun krap. Why, why are they so bad at learning languages? Ice is terrible as well. Like when he was trying to say sawadee khrabi, he kept saying it wrong. And kob khun khrabi, he can never say that properly. Uh, maybe This one not so good. Ice can say konnichiwa. It took him like 2 months to be able to say stuff like sumimasen, but he couldn't— he still couldn't say stuff like onamae wa nandesu ka, hajimemashite, or like long words, or a sentence consisting of 5 words would just be too much, too much of a tongue twister. The hardest word I've learned in Thai so far is university. It's something like มाहาวิตวิต มाहาวิตไทยไทยอะไร It's so long. มाहาวิตไทยไทย I can't remember if it's Thai or Thai Thaiอะไร I think it's Thaiอะไร So annoying to say. Maha with Thailight. Oh my God, I can't say it. Maha with Thailight. Maha with Thailight. Thailight. I think it's Thailight. Yeah. No, it's not Talayai. Whatever, it doesn't matter. No, it's like Thai light. Wait, this is bugging me now. I need to search up. Where's my Google Translate? University Thai. Maha Witthaya Lai. Maha Witthaya Lai. Maha Witthaya Lai. Maha Witthaya Lai. But the teacher said Thaya Lai. I don't know. Maha Witthaya Lai. What's that word my girlfriend can never say? She can never say arrive properly. She keeps saying alive. But then she said a word beginning with R. No, beginning with L. Oh, laundry. She can never pronounce laundry. She says laundry. She says laundry, something like that. So she can say R when the word is supposed to start with an L, and when that word is supposed to have an R, she says it with an L.

Laundry.

Why do Asian people find that so difficult? R and L. L, you kind of flick your tongue.

L, L.

Yeah, your tip of your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you say L. Laundry. Layer. But when you say R, your tongue doesn't move. It's your lips that have to make that shape, like red. It's like a smiling shape. You don't move your tongue when you say ah, but you can tell them this over and over and they just don't listen. They keep flicking that tongue. Why do they want to move the tongue so badly? Can you say dog and horse? No, I forgot. Isn't it like ma, ma, ma? It's some kind of ma with a tone. I forgot the tone. Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. That's what it sounds like. What did we learn today? We learned— it was pretty good grammar we learned today, but I forgot now. Oh, oh, same time and same, like, uh, we go to the same school. Diaogan and promgan means same time. So like, put promgan means speak at the same time. กินพร้อมกัน eat at the same time.ไปร้องเรียนเดียวกัน means go to the same school. So that's pretty good grammar. It's pretty useful to say you do something at the same time or go to the same thing. I like today's lesson. We did something else too. I forgot. What did we learn? Oh, we learned only is taunan and, uh, I forgot. No school until next Tuesday. I think it's some kind of Thai national holiday. Are you going to play Baldur's Gate? I tried it, but it was so boring. My video on my second channel is blowing up. It's got like 20K views now. Actually, I should have played it and made more videos about it, but the game is so damn boring. It's like Diablo but turn-based and super nerdy and RPG-y. It's like a super fantasy nerdy RPG game that I can't get into. The gameplay is so boring. You just— it's turn-based. Maybe I could give it another try, but I feel like the trend is kind of— I'm too late now. I should have been playing the game already and putting my videos out. I think by the time I learned to play the game and make some build videos, the trend will be over. Well, the next game will be coming out in a few weeks, Armored Core 6. I think I'm going to play that, make some videos about it. Trends last for maybe a month. I was pumping out Diablo 4 videos for about a month and they were doing well. And now the trend for Diablo 4 just completely fell off. Now my videos don't get any views anymore. I was getting like 30K, 50K views on my Diablo 4 videos, and now they bet they don't even get 1,000 views now. So I don't play it anymore cuz there's no point. You can see my views plummet exactly at the same time as the Google Trends for Diablo 4 plummets. Same happened with Elden Ring. I was making Elden Ring videos for maybe 2 months before the trend just completely died, and then my videos also just completely died, so I stopped making it. I think Armored Core 6 could be pretty big. I think there's quite a lot of hype, and you can make different mechs Different builds, different playstyles. Do you enjoy getting drunk with your girlfriend? I've never seen her drunk. She takes a sip of my beer and she says it tastes horrible. She— I've never seen her drink, like an actual drink. So I don't know what would happen if she got drunk. Maybe it'd be funny. มาให้วิดทายอะไร มาให้วิดทายอะไร มาให้วิดทายอะไร What else did we learn today? Mm, no. I feel like we don't really learn a lot even though we're there for so many hours. We only learned a few bits of grammar and then practiced it. Huub is— is he getting a massage? Do you say massage or massage? I say massage. Room rate. Oh, it's a hotel.

Oh yeah, can I see a room?

800 baht per day.

It's nice. Hello.

Massage. It's like, do you say garage or garage? I say garage. Oh no, do I say garage? Garage sounds too posh. I think I say garage. My dad used to be in the garage all the time trying to fix his car.

Yes, okay, let me see the room first. So you want water? Yeah.

Where did Deepak go? Oh, Deepak's back. My favorite streamer. Is he stalking someone?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe, maybe Kim Kim also help me. Okay, here also possible.

Sub gold stream snipe D-Pang. Oh, is he dyeing his hair? Imagine he dyes it platinum blonde. He'll look like a gangster. Hair dyeing stream. Such riveting content.

Yeah, she have a problem camera. Then another one, no camera. Hey, I saw it, the lady also doing shaving. Did you see that? But I'm going to one place there, say no shaving here. Color hair color?

Yeah. Inside?

Yeah.

The funniest thing Deepak does is when he says what, because he does it in the Indian way where he sounds kind of rude. You know Indian people when they don't understand what you just said. They'll usually go, eh?

Eh?

Like that. Like a very annoying sound they make.

Eh?

Which just sounds kind of rude. But he'll say what in that tone, like, what?

What?

It sounds funny as an English speaker because it just sounds so rude.

What?

You would say sorry or excuse me, not just what? That's the only time he makes me chuckle.

Can I see how many colors? Because I select the colors.

I really, I get kind of triggered when Indian people go eh, eh like that. It's really annoying.

I see how it looks. How much?

I hate when they just stare at people as well, that dead-eye stare, not even a smile. It's just so weird.

How long is that?

Indian stare. I think like 2 hours.

2 hours. And how much? 2,000 baht.

Indian death stare. Do you know a YouTuber called Harold Boulder? He does pretty good content. His videos are like streams, but they're not streams, they're just videos. But the way he films it and interacts with locals is kind of like Watching a stream. He also uses that little Sony camera. Harold Boulder is pretty good. I nearly met him once. He was in Amsterdam when I was in Rotterdam, and I commented on his video, hey Harold, I'm also in Amsterdam, do you want to meet up? And I just said it like a troll because I didn't expect him to see it. He actually replied to it. He said, are you going to come out of your room? And then he said, message me on Instagram because I think we have similar sense of humor. But I chickened out and I didn't message him on Instagram. I think he would have met up if I did message him. Wasn't expecting— oh, I should have met him up. He seems like a cool guy. He held boulder. He used to be, I think, a university teacher in Thailand, and he can actually speak— I don't know if his Thai is good because I saw a clip of him speaking Thai and it seemed good, but I didn't know any Thai when I saw it, so maybe I'd be able to tell now if it's good or not. But he seemed pretty good at Thai, like he could converse with locals without Um, struggling to understand them. Apparently he was a university teacher and then he started doing YouTube and then he blew up, but then he took down a lot of his older videos where he was— there's some older videos of him flirting with girls and it's kind of cringe, like he's trying to be a pickup artist. But I think he took them down now to improve his image. Yeah, Bold and Bankrupt is good, but I prefer Harold— Harold Boulder. I think people found his real name. His real name is something like, I don't know, it's like a very Swedish, Danish— I think he's from Norway, very Norwegian sounding name. Yeah, Bold and Bankrupt is a super weirdo. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to exposing And they, they dug up these really old forum posts that he posted on a pickup artist website. And then he says really messed up stuff like, oh, I got this girl drunk and then banged her in the toilets around the back of a club. And she was like a dirty bitch and she wanted it. He has— he says the craziest stuff. On these websites where he thought he was anonymous. And people think he goes to these, these poor countries so he can have sex with women in the villages because they're broke. And then he's like a white man, he says he's rich, he's gonna save them from poverty. He sounds Like a psychopath. Hmm, well, at least he sexpats around in East Europe instead of being like a sexpat in Asia. There's just something— I think it looks slightly better to be a sexpat in Poland or Yugoslavia or some Soviet country. But when you're a white sexpat in Thailand or the Philippines, it just looks really creepy because they probably like the girls there because they're very small and childlike looking, and they probably get off to that. Whereas the white women in, I don't know, Latvia, Poland, Ukraine, where he likes to go, probably just seem like normal grown women. Don't you find it weird when you see a couple and it's like a big, tall, 6-foot white guy holding hands with a 4-foot-11 Asian girl? And it looks like from behind, it looks like it's her— his daughter. I think it looks pretty bad when you're this middle-aged white guy holding hands with a very young-looking Thai girl. It just looks weird. I don't know why. It makes you think all these things about the guy, like, oh, he must be a weirdo, It definitely makes me judge them differently. I definitely judge guys based on who they're holding hands with. I look at their girlfriend, I definitely judge them. Like, if I see a good-looking white guy holding hands with a big fat girl, I find that very strange as well. Like, Jesus Christ, you're a handsome guy, why are you holding hands with this big fat woman? Oh, what's Deepak doing now? Staring into the camera. It's like he's giving you the Indian death stare all the time. Watching Deepak stream is like Indian death stare POV experience. He's doing the death Why would you stare into the lens? I never look into the lens. Because I'm looking at my screen. There's nothing to see in the lens. Oh, look, I'm making eye contact with my viewers. That guy looks so fed up. He's like, get lost, please. Let me smoke in peace. Did you see that stream? Deepak got into a taxi and he started touching the taxi driver's head for some reason. Oh, that is a really bad thing to do in Thailand. I think there's like a, a thing in Thailand where the head is sacred. And it's really rude to touch a stranger's head. I think it's pretty rude to touch a stranger's head in any country. I'd be annoyed if some stranger just came up to me and started touching my head. Why is he filming this random guy? Who is he?

Man, nothing is going on here. Where is he from? Hey! Hi bro, I'm here. I move fast. Thank you, brother. No, Hipsama, I don't know where is Hipsama. Hipsama is going to sleep again.

Wow, this is... Such great content. This is so dumb. I don't get it.

This is nice, we spotted you a while ago.

My stream was way better yesterday than this. What utter rubbish. Well, I'm gonna go now. It's been, what, 3 hours? I'm gonna watch Trash Taste where it's actually fun to watch.

David's here? Oh, man.

Okay, well, bye guys. See you next time. Bye.