IRL in Bangkok [eE5BmTIEoAc]

Why is Thailand so damn hot all the time?

Is there any sound?

Wait, there's no sound on my phone for some reason.

Why is— oh, why is my phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker? Hello? Wait, there's no sound on My phone.

Why is my phone connected to it? Okay, it's working. For some reason my phone was connected to a speaker. Earbuds. Excuse me.

Oh,

okay, let

me see if it's working. I think it's working quite well. I just— I can't see anything on my phone cuz look,

iPhone does a stupid thing where

when it's really sunny outside it wants to dim the screen even though I've got brightness set to max. Isn't it really stupid? I don't know who at Apple decided that would be a good idea.

Yeah, let's dim the screen when it's really bright outside, then I can see the screen even

mess.

I want the screen to be brighter, not dimmer. I can't see anything. Look. Oh,

what a stupid idea.

Look at my shirt.

My shirt's getting all wet because my stomach and my chest is all sweaty.

Okay, so I want to wear my backpack on my back like this, and I thought I put my GoPro in the bag strap, um,

but then I've got these wires coming out, but I think they're fine. I was hoping to wear my jacket, but it's just so hot I don't think I can even wear the jacket. And it's not even that much of a sunny day today, it's actually really cloudy,

so it's not like it's a really, really hot day in Thailand standards. Oh, shut up, stupid police or ambulance.

Uh,

I can't imagine coming out on a day when it's clear skies. Because then you have the humidity plus direct sunlight hitting you. At least we got cloud coverage today.

It's nice when the wind blows.

I haven't been outside since Monday, so it's been 4 days since I came outside.

This random guy— this guy keeps standing in front of me.

Feels like people keep walking towards me. I don't like it. Look, this guy is standing in front of me.

Most people come out 11 to 4 PM. I can't really come out at 4 PM because usually my girlfriend comes home at 6 PM,

so I can't really

come out too late. I have to be home when she's back. It's kind of tricky with this time zone because if I wake up, I need to wake up really early basically to get good time zone,

or I have to stream really late, but I can't because I've got a girlfriend.

What are you doing? I'm sitting in the park trying to do a live stream.

Oh, I have to stream really late if I can,

because— where am I living now? I'm living in Bangkok with my new girlfriend.

I'm not sure what to do today. I thought I'd just walk around randomly,

but every time I come outside to try and do a stream, I I just don't feel like it. This is so damn hot all the time.

I don't think I'll get sunburnt because the sun isn't shining too much. It's quite cloudy as well.

If I stream outside, at least then I don't have to worry about hiding the apartment, but then it's kind of uncomfortable and noisy and really hot. I think it's about 32 degrees Celsius.

I think she wants to be a YouTuber because she's mentioned a few times now she said jokingly, what if you get me pregnant? Maybe I'll quit my job and then become a single mother and make a YouTube channel. And then today I was snooping through her, her little notebook, and on one of the pages it said YouTuber

on it. Most of it was written in Thai, but some of it was written in English, and there were English words saying stuff like YouTuber channel

marketing. And there are a couple of pages where she seems to have brainstormed some ideas, but it's all in Thai so I can't read it. And then there's like other ideas, said Amazon and selling stuff. It seems like she wants to make money online and quit her job.

So I don't know if she knows that I have a YouTube channel. Or maybe she knows but she's not telling me that she knows. Or maybe she doesn't know and it's just a

coincidence. Make money online and quit her job.

Make money online and quit her job.

Here's her chance for clout. Can you imagine Imagine wanting to have my viewers. My viewers would just either insult them or tell them that they're stupid for dating or being friends with me.

That's why she's with you, only for career opportunities.

People would only watch if there was drama. Like, Chihiro tried to make a channel, and Chihiro's channel flopped as well because she refused to make videos about me or the marriage or the drama. And then she just tried to make travel videos. My audience don't care about travel. They just want stupid stuff like getting kicked out and

getting dumped and getting AIDS.

The only way you'd get views if you're associated with my channel is if you did similar kind of videos that I do. So we'd need like a load of drama, a load of arguing and confrontation. Hong Kong Guy was pretty good for a while.

I mean, Hong Kong Guy tries to do his own channel too, and he was trying to do philosophy. He was trying to do philosophy and like kicking his beanbag in the park. Beanbag kicking tricks, hacky sack, and no one cared. He would get like 20K views when he made videos about the drama, and then he'd get like

400 views when he kicked his hacky sack in the park. Kind of funny.

You sound like you've been crying. I'm just trying to speak over all the noise. I don't think my voice is going to hold out long— for very long. I already feel like my voice is going. Can you hear me okay? I don't think there's anywhere in Bangkok

hock where you can just walk and it's nice and peaceful. There's, there's quite a big park, but it's like an hour away walking. I'm not walking an hour. Well, actually I might, because usually I stream for like 5 hours, so I could easily walk there. But it's so damn hot and noisy. I don't know if you want

to watch me walk.

I don't know how to get the train The train ticket machine is weird. It only takes coins. You can't use your debit card, you can't put in banknotes, and then it wants you to sign up to this app where you got to put in information and stuff. Or you just go to the ticket counter and you ask

for a ticket, but then you have to talk to people.

Do not walk an hour, you will not survive. It doesn't look that far away on Google Maps. Maybe I get a motorbike

taxi. Where is it? It's called Ben Chakitti Park.

It says 1 hour 5 minutes away walking.

It's in— it's in that direction actually, straight Straight ahead. If I could walk in a straight line, if I went that way.

How long do I plan to stay in Thailand? I don't know, as long as the relationship lasts, I guess.

Why are people Responding to that Abbas Lassil guy, but I don't see him in the chat. I'm pretty sure I didn't ban him.

Where is everyone? Thailand looks desolate. There's a few people in this park,

but not many. Oh, that guy is still walking up and down in front of me.

What is this, people?

Pretend I'm on my phone.

I'm not really interested in

sleeping with a load of girls because it's too much work, too much effort. Also, it's too much risk. You know I don't like using protection. If I just ended up going on a rampage, I'd end up getting something pretty bad, I reckon, because I, I can't control my willy.

So I think it's safer and more convenient and easier to just have a girlfriend.

It's too much work going on all these different dates and having to get to know all these different people.

So many messages are getting, getting blocked. I have to approve them manually.

Stupid YouTube.

Oops, I accidentally deleted the message.

Can I do a community poll? Oh no, I can't. I want to do a poll.

There's people near me again.

There's 2 girls next to me.

How?

Can you hear something?

Hi, picture of her. Oh, of us.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

Thailand's weird.

I have no idea what just happened.

Well, I got that on camera, didn't I?

What? Why did she want to take a picture with me?

It was like she looked like a mother and that was like her daughter.

Was that a fan? No, I don't know.

I've got to clip that and watch it back. That was so funny.

I thought she meant take a picture. Of her and her daughter together, not a picture of me and her.

That's so funny.

Maybe I'm like really handsome in Thailand or something, but I look so gross right now. I'm all sweaty, my hair's all wet from the sweat, got sweat stains on my shirt. I don't think I look great right You

know, my Thai fans.

It's actually kind of funny in Thailand because— well, what's happening in the stream? It's doing a weird thing.

A lot of random stuff does happen with strangers.

Well, I say a lot, it's like a lot for me

cuz I don't really interact with strangers at all.

I mean, she sat pretty close to me and was leaning into me like we were taking some kind of couple photo.

Maybe I look like a YouTuber, so she wanted to take a picture just in case I was super famous.

When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Actually, I have tried it recently because in one of the hotels there was a big mirror

And we just started doing it in front of the mirror. And then I, I grabbed her by the neck from the back and like twisted— I mean, I turned her head towards the mirror to make her look at the mirror. It was pretty hot.

Just to get a photo and brag to their friends, faking as her boyfriend.

And then after they took the photo, did you see that white couple also took a photo? I don't know if they took a photo of them or themselves. I'm so confused. That was weird. It's funny but weird.

What a funny country.

Look how sweaty I am.

Oh,

oh, my hair's drenched.

Maybe I'll just put this around my waist.

You don't think they were Thai? They look Thai though.

Also, yeah, they spoke to me in English. They spoke to me in English, which means they just assumed straight away that I was foreign. So I guess I don't look Thai. Or maybe they heard me speaking in English.

Very interesting. Just now

I want to get a drink cuz I think a drink might help.

I don't see what Abbas Lassil is saying. Why are people replying to him but I don't see him in the chat?

Did I block him? I can't have blocked him if he's in the chat. What's he saying, guys? Is he being mean again? He said I wouldn't last one second in Thailand.

I didn't know Thailand was dangerous.

Now Daniel is on an ego trip and will go cheat. I mean, she was pretty

heart. I reckon she was like 40, 40-something, and she was quite good-looking

considering her age.

How's life getting worse? Because people won't watch my damn livestream. Finally doing stuff outside. It's funny, people complain that I I don't go outside and that's why my channel is boring, and then when I do go outside it gets less views than when I stay inside.

Maybe if I just hold the camera in my hand, it'll be easier than having it attached to my bag.

I still don't know how to hold the camera. I need a tripod or something.

Because you're not doing anything? I'm having a chat in the park. What do you want me to do?

Some people cannot be pleased.

Also, I don't have a lot of faith in this connection. Every time I move a lot, it seems to do that stretching thing.

Not very good, is it, this live view thing?

It says I have 2 connections, but there should be 3.

Something's happened to the 3rd connection.

How long would I stream? I think probably a couple hours.

I'm just not really sure where to

You don't need Live View in Thailand. AIS 5G on one phone is good everywhere. I have both and ditched the Live View.

Yeah, I tried a stream on my Flip Z on Twitch just with the SIM card, one SIM card, and it was, it was fine.

Seems like the Live View makes it overcomplicated. The problem and makes it worse instead of making it better. I might end up having to ditch it, but I do like using the GoPro to stream. I don't like all the wires coming out of it.

Go to a restaurant or food stand, show how good food there is. I walked past a few on the way here. They were selling like, um, bento boxes for about 50 baht, which is like £1.

I'm a bit scared to move I think the connection's gonna go weird. Let me get up and walk, see what happens.

Let's see what happens.

Is it okay?

All these wires coming out my bag, I feel kind of silly.

They didn't speak Thai to each other. What did they speak to each other in? I forgot now.

Seems okay.

I'll put it here

in my backpack.

Oh my God, so freaking hot.

Sounds like Tagalog. I wish I was paying attention to what those white people were saying. They came up as well and then ask those people for a picture.

Oh, there's sweat dripping off my eyebrow.

So if I have the GoPro like this and walk about, is it okay? For you guys. Try and tuck these cables in

my bag.

It's just a bit annoying because it's not centered. Centered. It's pointing to the right a little bit.

Okay, who's ready?

To go,

go somewhere. Maybe those women are still around, they can take me to Thai massage.

Her husband will come get you, you are sharing your location. I already doubt he's gonna try and get me in his car when there's all these people around. I'll scream.

He's trying to kidnap me.

How'd you get Thai massage? Do you just go into any Thai massage place?

How'd you get Thai massage?

What did I miss? You missed these 2 random women coming up to me and then taking a picture with me. I didn't even know who they are.

We did the little heart sign with our hands.

Did you see me do the heart sign?

Beat him up if he shows up. Well, if he shows up whilst I'm streaming, then he's going to be on the stream, isn't he? And I don't think he's, he's going to want his identity

known on the internet.

It felt kind of nice actually. You get a little taste of, of what those famous streamers feel like. Not that I'd want to be super famous because it looks kind of annoying. People keep coming up to you and then it would make me scared.

I don't think they were watching. I'm really thirsty. Where can I get a drink?

Where did I put my cash? I've only got 100 baht. Can I get a drink for 100 baht?

Oh, it's a sweaty 100 baht. It's all moist.

100 baht is £2. Yeah, should easily be able to get a drink.

Coke is 20 baht. Okay, maybe

I'll walk around, walk about for a bit. I'm Oh, there's a girl over there. Maybe she wants to take a picture too.

She's taking selfies.

They're all wearing these, um, baggy trousers, these black baggy trousers with white elephants on. There's loads of people wearing them.

Tourists wearing them, like traditional Thai trousers.

It's quite a lot of people here now.

Thai people don't wear those pants. I see mostly it's usually white tourists wearing them because it looks like— I wanted to get some too because they look really cooling and they look really comfortable. I'm fed up wearing jeans. This country is way too hot to wear jeans. It's called elephant pants.

I went back to wearing jogging pants, jogging trousers, because it's stretchy and it's soft and it melts your heart and hardens your melt.

What is my goal for this stream? Get a drink and then kill— maybe kill 4 hours.

We need something to do cuz my girlfriend's not coming home until 10:00 PM. I'm all alone.

I think Malaysia is hotter than Thailand. Yeah, I think so too.

Thailand is a lot more rainy. I've noticed it rains more often here.

I guess I left Malaysia before the rainy season began. I need to get a string so I could pull my— but then it will look stupid, won't it? Or if I just carry my bag on one shoulder— no, that's weird.

Am I using a shoulder cam? It's my GoPro on my bag strap, on my shoulder's bag— I mean, my bag shoulder strap,

but it's kind of pointed towards the right, so it's not centered. I'd like it to be pointing this way, but the cables keep pushing it in the other way.

Your girlfriend's at work now. Is she paying for everything? No, she pays for nothing. She— well, she for my t-shirt and she paid for some food, but I'd say I'm paying for 85% of everything.

Maybe I'll walk this way.

I think this This is quite good walking setup.

Oh my God, what the— freaking huge lizard over there! Can you see that?

There are these huge lizards in parks here. They just run out of the bushes. Bush. They run out of bushes and from grass and stuff out of nowhere. Did you see that?

It's just really annoying

wearing this.

Did 2 girls take a pic with you? Yeah,

this— I don't know, she looked like 30, maybe late 30s or early 40s.

What are those lizards? Oh, where's it gone? I think it went into the water.

Okay, let's go this way.

I'll try to keep the camera centered.

I'm so going to unplug my phone.

Well,

it's not centered.

Should have worn my chest strap. I've got my chest strap in my bag, could put it on,

but then I have to pull out the cables from the GoPro.

I wish they had vending machines.

Am I still a sex addict? Well, I had sex last night. I don't know if that makes me an addict.

Maybe it does.

Still got a bit of itchy dick. It's a bit red. It's getting better, but it's still a bit, bit inflamed around the rim.

Oh, there's kids over there. I don't want to go near kids. It seems kind of weird filming and stuff.

Maybe I am allergic to women.

My skin was pretty okay when I was single, then I got a girlfriend. I got these weird skin problems now, like my fingertip is blistered and dry.

It's getting better, but it still looks gross.

Leave the park. Okay, I'm just trying to find the exit.

I've got a moist 100 baht note in my pocket.

2 men walking towards me.

What did they say?

I feel a bit nervous.

It's pretty obvious I got a camera on my shoulder.

Maybe I should wear my mask. I don't know. Everyone is wearing a mask here.

And I feel kind of like I'm sticking out a lot.

They didn't move. What do you mean? They walked past me.

He said something about costing 80 baht.

Okay,

I think I know the direction to head in.

For the next park.

I

go this

way.

And then turn right.

If I do this—

I feel so awkward.

I feel so awkward.

Might not talk much if there's people around. I won't talk.

Oh, there's a big street here.

I didn't know this big road was here. Oh, that Sprite looks pretty good.

I wish I had a head strap for the GoPro. Oh, 7

left.

As long as I don't get into the creepy alleyways, I think I should be okay.

I have to go over the bridge.

The streets of

Bangkok.

Feast your eyes.

Wow, look at the cable management.

Can you see the cable management?

Management. Wow, that

looks pretty cool on the GoPro.

Actually, I'm going to take a picture— I mean, a video on my phone. It looks pretty nice.

Yeah, I got proof I went for a walk.

Okay, where's 7-Eleven?

Chocolate

milk.

Um, banana milk,

12.

Um, could I have a bag please? A bag?

Thank you.

How do you say bag?

Okay, I got my chocolate milk.

Maybe go back to the park.

My phone was on in my pocket. It said I pinned a comment.

I got chocolate milk.

They give me a straw. Oh yeah.

I finished already.

Um, let's go this way.

I'll try to go to the big park

if I don't feel too tired.

Do you think I can buy a motorbike as a tourist?

I think I understand the, the roads in Bangkok quite well now after driving around with my girlfriend a lot.

It doesn't look too hard,

it's just a lot of lanes.

Everyone's out in the city trying to make money.

Daily life,

daily

life in the city.

Maybe

I'll go over the other side,

it looks nicer.

Whoa,

so many cables everywhere.

Oh my God.

See my phone screen because it's so bright. The sunlight is so bright.

Have some banana milk, maybe.

Oh, so noisy.

Where am I now?

I think I'm heading towards central Bangkok, maybe.

Camera angle.

I call it the feet view.

Oh, stupid dragonfly nearly flew into my face.

You're out to Bangkok? I think I was always in Bangkok, but now I'm heading towards the center. Excuse me.

Oh look, they got, um, plug-in hybrids.

Subishi.

Maybe I can do a test drive.

Whoa, what was that?

I kind of wish I was walking under that bridge. That highway bit is so hot right now.

Look, I'm vlogging.

I'm a vlogger.

When there's no one around, I feel like confidence level goes up 200%.

And then someone comes along and then it goes down.

Minus 500% confidence.

I'm talking.

I enjoyed that, that little bit of road where there was no people.

Oh, my legs burning up.

50 miles per hour.

6th gear. I think I'm gonna get sunburnt. Look at me.

Oh my God,

I need some shade.

How can humans make so much damn noise?

This is what humans have created—

noise everywhere.

Construction.

This is not a good road to walk on.

Why isn't there anywhere nice to walk in Bangkok? It's just like motorways everywhere.

8-lane, 8 lanes of traffic.

In Japan, there's so many nice areas to walk, like Akihabara, Osaka, the bridge

bit. Shinjuku, Shibuya.

Doesn't Bangkok have something like that?

I swear everywhere I've gone to in Bangkok all looks like this.

Go somewhere and sit down and get a cold beer. I can't find anywhere to sit down.

Whoa,

there's always cars or motorbikes shooting out car parks. You gotta be careful when you walk past the car park.

It's a white man. White man with a baby wearing football shirt. I bet he's British. My fellow British man.

Maybe if I turn right into an alleyway. So I don't think this is too Taking me to the park.

Whoa,

what is that?

Oh, finally shade!

Oh my God,

I think I'm getting sunburned. I just pinned another message.

Don't watch out for vehicles, focus on us while you walk. Well, I'm trying to read the chat and walk, but it's pretty hard.

Ah, water! Oh, that looks so good.

I want to splash my face in it.

Am I going brown?

Getting a nice suntan.

Maybe I should check Google Maps.

I can't even see the screen, it's so dark.

I'm at

Ratchathewi. I'm actually not that far away from the park. I just can't see which direction I'm facing because of the stupid sun.

I need to go in that direction,

I think.

I can't see my damn phone screen, it's too sunny.

I think I have to go that way. Why all these cars

coming in

here. Oh, how do I cross over this? Oh, look at that water.

Take the cab. No, I actually have to talk to someone.

I think I know where I am. I think this is where we were staying a few weeks ago.

Um, oh,

I walked— did

I walk in a straight line?

Oh, they're crossing over here.

Uh-oh.

Connection went strange there.

I think it's this way and then left.

What do you think?

Do you like those girls? They're very tall. All the girls here are so slim.

Finally some shade.

Do some pickup artists? No, I've got a girlfriend. I'm a loyal and devoted boyfriendo.

Girls are very slim here.

Maybe this way. Whoa, look at this tree!

Train station. It's like 4-level, 4-story train station.

I think because Thai people don't really eat a lot of bread or milk or dairy,

you very rarely see bread.

For example, you go to an amusement park and you think, oh, they'll be selling burgers and hot dogs and pizza. But they're just selling squid and fried chicken. Not like deep fried chicken, but just chicken on a stick.

Usually they always sell squid, squid on a stick.

Hello, ladies. Oh,

it's so nice here. I think this is the Skytrain,

the skyline,

the Skyliner. Wow, look at this engineering, engineering marvel, concrete monstrosity.

Maybe if I follow the Skytrain, it will take me to the park like Tobita Shinchi used to. Um, I was actually right. You walk along the Skytrain

and then turn right.

I reckon we walk about 20 minutes straight and then turn left

so we make a diagonal.

Look, my girlfriend parked on one of these red and white crossing things, uh, last weekend, and then the car got clamped, and then she had to go to the police station to find— to pay the fine. And then I had to wait by the road to wait for her to get back.

Can't believe the car got clamped. Big yellow yellow metal padlock. I don't even know if you can carry on walking this way. Seems like it's a dead end.

Go back the other way? Why?

It does look like there's nothing this way. Oh my God,

I need to go in this direction,

but it looks like it's just a car park and then it ends here. No, I don't think I can go this way. It's just fenced off. Okay, go back, back.

Damn it, I thought I could walk under the bridge.

If I knew how to use the train, I could get a train to the park.

You're a bit far from the park, but I feel like I'm halfway there.

I need to charge my fire.

I need to press the power button in my bag for the battery bank to charge my phone.

Oh, so hot.

So I need to

make a U-turn now, but I don't see any road that goes that way.

Hotel Trans. Who wants to stay at Hotel Trans?

Sign me up, baby.

This way.

Make a right, follow along the SkyTrain. Oh, I went left. No, I went right, didn't I?

So I have to go back on that busy road.

Where is Daniel going? I just walked out on

my bitch girlfriend.

I went on a date with a girl and she found out and she called me a cheater. She's just selfish.

And then she had dinner with my best friend Casey. I'll never forgive Ah,

she betrayed me.

Okay, so this way should take me east,

and we're in the shade. So basically, I was walking the wrong way on the wrong side going along that road. Good job.

Stepped into a motorbike,

a mopedial motor mobile. Who's that guy?

Why I hate my Thai girlfriend.

She keeps waking up at 4 AM in the morning to brush her teeth, and then she comes back to bed and then wakes up and then brushes them again. What lunacy! And she keeps snoring.

Every night I get woken up around 5 AM in the morning

to the sound of snoring,

and then I kind of have to— I have to move around a bit to accidentally wake her up so she stops snoring, and then I can get back to sleep again. I think I'm a pretty light sleeper.

Where are we going?

Oh, we're back at Honda

where dreams are happening. What's the Honda catchphrase? Is it Dreams come true.

Oh no, it's the power of dreams. The power of dreams.

Bangkok must be pretty safe. I feel like it is pretty safe. I mean, this bit just looks like Tokyo if you shut your eyes. And use your imagination, you'd think you're in Tokyo, but just a bit more scruffy looking.

These cable things, I don't remember that in Japan. The way they just tied the cables up like that is pretty weird looking.

Maybe I

get a tuk-tuk. KSL Tower,

what is that?

Wow, look at this place.

Is it a temple? A shrine?

Bangkok Church.

Oh no, we're walking back here.

We're not going in a circle, are we?

I think this is the right way.

At least there's shade here.

Din Deng, Asok, Nikkom Makasan

Mall.

A

lot of construction everywhere.

Where do I get the ladyboys?

Do you like my hat?

I think I'm looking pretty good today considering I was sweating so much.

It's not a nice place to walk.

How am I going to get back home? I guess I stream— I walk and stream back home.

Hopefully on the way back we don't get lost.

7-Eleven.

It's the same car as my girlfriend.

That woman I just walked past, she looked just like my girlfriend. I thought it was actually her for a second.

Same kind of facial features.

Those people look at me when they walked past.

I felt like I got some stares.

Whoa! Oh, oh, I tripped.

Well, it went all glitchy when I tripped.

Do you remember when I was doing the bike streams and then every time I went faster than 15 miles per hour, the stream all glitched out? I think that person was right. When there's sudden movement in my bag, it does that weird glitch.

Am I enjoying myself? Not really.

I'm really hot, it's so noisy, I'm tired, and I'm not even getting any donations.

But it's okay, I'll get ad rev.

Trying to take you guys to a nice park, but I'm not having much luck finding it.

Wasn't I here 15 minutes ago?

Oh my God, I'm back here.

Oh, why did I walk down that way?

Oh, thanks, Junkers.

I will shut up

and look at Google Maps.

Maybe this way.

How can I cross this road?

Maybe— oh, I can go up those steps, I think, and then cross over.

How can I get over this road?

Excuse me,

it's white guy with Thai girl.

Oh, I can go up here. Oh, keep tripping.

You know, every time I see a white guy with a Thai girl, the Thai girl always has the same kind of Thai girl look. Do you know what I mean?

Oh my God, so noisy.

So how do I cross over?

Oh, this way.

It's thank you, isn't it? Popcorn crap, crap, popcorn crap, like that. Oh, look at the view!

Sorry, it's windy here.

Oh, look at the traffic! Whoa, what the hell's that? Oh my God!

Oh, it's right above me!

The train's above me! Oh my God, it's so loud!

It's so loud!

Did you hear that?

Wow, look at the traffic!

We're gonna see some accidents, maybe. It's so chaotic.

I need to plug my battery bank into my Live View. Can you give me a second? Thanks.

Oh, look, you can plug it in here.

Oh,

oh, it's so hot!

My Live View is burning.

Jesus, no wonder they give you this fabric case.

It's so hot.

Wow, my shoulder is wet from the sweat that's from my shoulder strap. I touched the live view, the metal bit, and it was burning hot.

Okay, everything is charging now.

Looks like he's preparing a bomb. Don't say that. Oh wow, look at the view here. That's pretty nice.

I need to get a selfie stick.

I feel like there's going to be smoke coming out my bag.

That thing is so hot.

Oh, my girlfriend's messaging me.

Oh, it says we're 50 minutes walk away. Oh my God.

I don't like it here. I don't like it. How do I get down?

How do I get down?

It's loud and scary.

Oh Jesus.

Wait, my wires are coming out my bag.

Okay,

says we're 50 minutes walk away from the park. How are we so far away still?

This guy has a sexy walk.

I'm lost again.

So we have to go this way.

Well, we actually have to go this way.

I don't know if the road bends that way.

Um, this doesn't look like the right way. There's not even a footpath.

Maybe not this way.

How do I cross? Do I just step into the road?

I think the cars are letting me cross.

I don't like walking in front of cars though.

Do I just cross?

Just cross.

Um, okay, how about here?

Oh my God, I nearly died.

I don't get it, all the roads are taking me in the wrong way.

Oh my God, it was actually that way, not this way.

I need to cross back over. I need to go back that way.

Who said turn right at the station? I need to turn left.

Okay, crossing.

Oh, it all glitches out.

It seems like it doesn't like when I run,

gets all messed up.

I think next time I'm just gonna stream on my phone. I'm not sure if this live view thing is the best way to do it.

I don't know why I can't run.

I'm trying to go to— I forgot the name now. Betcha Kitty. Betcha Kitty Park, it's called.

Venture Kitty Park.

Oh, I could go to Lumpini Park if I walk straight, but I've already been there.

Yeah, if I walk straight and I go the other way of the skyline— how do I cross this?

It's a train track.

Oh no, I'm in the road now. Oh, this way.

Then

how do I cross this road?

Do I just cross?

I'll wait until someone else comes and then I'll cross with them. Good idea.

No, I'm not going to just walk into a, a road when there's cars moving on it. Look at the traffic, there's so

So chaotic.

Oh, they just ran across.

They just ran across the road. Maybe that's what I gotta do, but I can't run or the stream cuts out.

Oh, this guy's gonna cross.

And that is how you cross the street.

It was kind of awkward because I was watching my livestream replay of me crossing the street behind that guy, and the guy was still behind me. I don't know if he saw.

Oh,

this is a bit nicer to walk along.

Yeah, this is more like it,

pedestrian-friendly.

Where's my gimbal? Up my bum.

So many people here.

Too many people.

Wow, I've had 2, 2 human interactions today.

Thailand's pretty outgoing place compared to Japan. I don't think a Japanese person would ever that point out my shoelaces being untied.

It's my connection back.

The connection was a bit bad down there.

Maybe if I ask nicely, someone will tie my shoes for me.

Maybe I get a Thai massage.

White cows!

It's a flock of white cows.

I'm in central Bangkok.

Is it streaming?

I need to sit down.

I think I'm lagging a bit,

but it's okay.

I think I have to walk this way.

My fingers are sticky now.

Oh, I forgot to tie my shoelace.

I could use it as a conversation starter.

What's that squeaking?

Oh, look at this. Very

Colorful. Wow, it's like London red bus, and it says Shibuya over there. I don't know if you can see it.

Very fancy.

Forgot how I was holding the GoPro. I think like this.

Hey, now to cross this road. Oh, they're crossing now. Oh, wait for me, wait for me.

Oh, too late.

She crossed. Maybe I'll just cross.

Okay, so how do I cross this road?

Maybe I can cross now.

I did it! I'm a real man.

I tie my share.

Oh look, floating market.

Looks a bit dead.

It's one dead-looking floating market.

How do I like Thailand overall? It's okay,

um, it's just a bit noisy.

I'm sure Osaka wasn't this noisy, but I didn't really go out much in Osaka. Oh look, fish!

Look at the fish.

Oh,

oh, look, disgusting.

Why do they have blue arms?

They've got blue arms.

Those really big shrimp look gross.

Do you dare me to give some money to the homeless guy? I could give him 1,000 baht right now. 1,000 baht, he could live off for like a month if he doesn't blow it on booze. Should we go up there

or down here?

Did you see that dog? The dog being dragged and then leaving a wet trail.

Could have gone to Central World. Wow, look at this place, looks very futuristic.

No, I want to go to the park, not shopping.

I'm just worried I'm going to need to pee soon cuz I had quite a lot of drink, and if I need to pee, I might have to go inside somewhere.

I thought I could smell weed. I think it's my armpits.

Wow,

whoa.

Do you think I need to pee less if I'm sweating the liquid out? Isn't sweating and peeing the same thing? It's removing toxins from your body. The toxins come out in sweat, I think.

Is she playing guitar?

She's playing guitar on the street with her 2 kids. That's That is just tragic. My heart is broken after seeing that.

What a tragic sight.

She's playing ukulele on the street to get some money.

Why don't you just do YouTube? She should do 5 reasons to Steam Deck sucks can make $500. I made $1,000 talking about why the Steam Deck sucks.

That would last you half a year in Thailand.

See, you gotta think with your head

like me.

Oh, that's quite a nice— quite a nice scene.

Give her money for content? No,

I don't want to lose money from streaming.

Trying to make money too, you know.

I'm also a broke, broke failed YouTuber.

Whoa, did you see that couple? My girlfriend is way better than his girlfriend.

What is Gay Sohn Village?

Every time I live stream, I lose a load of subs. I had 100 113K subs. I lost, I think, nearly 60

after my last stream about why I hate my girlfriend. I don't get it. What is people's problems? What is people's problem with my streaming?

I finally get over to 113K

And then I'm back down to 112K now.

People trying to ruin my dream.

People are disturbed by your views on women. What views on women do I have that is so disturbing? I think my views on women are pretty normal.

People forgot about you and got notification and unsubbed. Yeah, probably. They're probably like, oh yeah, I remember I used to watch Daniel 4 years ago, but now I don't care about him anymore. Unsub.

Yeah, well, screw you too, idiot. Suck my nutsack, bitch. Unsub from me.

I'll fucking show you.

How do I cross?

Everyone's waiting.

Everyone's behind me.

What's this?

Where'd they get those orange things? 50 baht for the orange thing.

What are they doing?

I want one of those orange things.

Wow, cultural experience.

Oh, look, they're dancing over here.

I think it's some kind of

Shrine.

Okay, I'm bored.

Let's go to the park. Oh, they're making the flowers back back there.

That was a nice little, um, side thing.

Oh no, starting to need to

pee. I can feel it in my bladder.

You're walking past my old apartment. Can I use the toilet? Maybe I can go in here.

The Grand Hyatt.

We had a nice cultural experience.

Why is he ringing at me? I can see him.

Idiot, idiot.

Ring at me.

I already spent— I think I spent 50 baht on those drinks, which is £1, £1.20.

I wish I had a selfie stick now.

I don't really feel that, um, anxious about holding my camera.

It's weird, isn't it? Once you feel confident, you can do things that you were scared of doing before, like filming

stuff.

Am I even going the right way? I haven't checked the map in a while.

Oh yeah, I am.

Oh wow.

Oh, what's that noise?

It's coming from up there.

Damn, look how sweaty she is.

The back of her shirt is soaked.

I'm starting to get tired. My back, my back's aching. My shoulders are aching.

This is a fancy looking hotel. I don't think they'll let me pee.

Do you think this is more interesting, or do you prefer when I'm in my closet streaming?

Stream closet or street closet? I mean, closet stream or street stream?

I see those Um, those guys with a big kind of briefcase selling— it looks like stamps inside. What are they selling?

I always feel very confused when I see white people pushing a pram with a baby in it. Did they bring their baby to Thailand on holiday, or do they live

here. If they live here, how are they living here? Why is their baby white? Obviously the husband must be white too then. So it's just 2 white people living in Thailand. What do they do here? Why are they here?

They're selling lottery tickets. Oh, I thought that might be what they're selling.

Oh, I need to pee.

But why do they carry the lottery tickets in a briefcase as if they're some kind of precious jewelry?

White guys always so tall and muscular. I wish I was a tall, muscular white guy. Everyone would respect me.

And be intimidated by my muscular stature.

Yeah, that's what my girlfriend calls me. She says, my farang.

Wow.

Because I keep thinking, if I was a tall white guy, when, when my girlfriend's ex-husband came to the house, there's no way he would have tried to take me in his car. He wouldn't be able to do anything. I'd be like, why don't you make me?

I'm 6 foot tall.

Bitch. But because I'm not tall,

I can't really act macho.

I know I'm not going to win any physical confrontations.

But if I was really aggressive personality-wise and I just started shouting and screaming, even if I'm small and skinny, I think I could have maybe scared him off just with vocal aggression.

It's like that animal, you know, um, ferrets. Is it a ferret?

Or is it a mongoose? Mongoose in the wild, they're really aggressive even though they're very small, much smaller than a hyena or a lion.

Because they're so aggressive and noisy and loud and they screech at everything, everything in the wild is scared of them. You get these big hyenas actually scared of a mongoose even though they're 10 times the size. Oh look, white girls.

White girls walking,

looking for some Thai dick.

Uh, this remembers me— I mean, reminds me when I first came to Thailand a couple weeks ago. Me and my girlfriend on our second or third date, still wasn't unsure what was going to happen.

We came to this park. I think it's nearby now. Pretty sure there's toilets at the park.

How many hours have I been streaming?

It's taking ages.

Were those the kind of girls I was matching in the UK? I wish. The girls I match in the UK were way fatter,

and if they weren't fat they had like witch face, like witch nose, hairy chin.

And one of them said that she cosplays as a witch for Halloween, and I was thinking, yeah, I can imagine you do. I imagine you do it very well and convincingly. I mean, if you look like a witch,

I don't think I would want to make myself look even more like a witch.

I guess she has good self-confidence then if she's like,

um,

if she's willing to play into the whole witch thing

and not take herself seriously.

Maybe there's a toilet in that 7-Eleven. No, this is not Japan.

I feel like I need another drink.

God, it really is like fueling up a car. You fill up a car with petrol, you fill up a human with liquids.

The more I walk, the more liquid I need.

Reminds me of Ginny TV, T-Y. She keeps needing to go toilet. Yeah, it's a problem. I mean, I can't not drink.

You need to drink a lot. When you're walking and talking.

Go to massage. Do you think they'll let me film it? I can't get a foot massage cuz my feet are really ticklish.

One time Chihiro tried to give me a foot massage. I nearly kicked her in the face from— because it was so ticklish, and then my natural reaction is to like spasm wildly.

I was kind of surprised when she wanted to give me a foot massage. It's not really something Chihiro did regularly.

Like a wifey, wifey stuff.

What if I ask if I can film the massage and they think, oh, he's just— he just wants to film the sex, and I don't realize they're letting me film the sex, and I think, oh, it's just going to be a regular massage, and then she starts stripping, and then I get banned on YouTube. Imagine I fall

asleep and I put the camera down because it's so relaxing.

Oh, we're at the park.

I could have crossed then.

How I got banned on YouTube accidentally Fucked a massage girl without realizing she was gonna do it.

Only the sketchy massage shops offer that. Yeah, I reckon the ones on the main streets that look like proper businesses, they don't do the you know what. And then you have to go down the shady— the shady back alleys, like in Japan.

I'm at the park. It only took 4 hours.

4 hours later, I made it. But this is not the park I wanted to go to. This is Lumpini. I wanted to go to Benjakitti, and I kind of wanted to walk more in the central part of Bangkok, not this quiet, boring park. Maybe we're going to see if there's a toilet.

I think I can square back to the Skyline train.

Wow, I'm getting déjà vu from 2 weeks ago when I went here, when I came here with the girlfriend. Excuse me.

Where is the entrance? Can't find the entrance. I can't find the entrance.

Look, I'm in Thailand.

The streets— what's this?

I want to go inside the park. Why isn't there an entrance?

Maybe I can go and buy a selfie stick,

change the title to something positive. No, I always get less views if it's positive.

Exploring the streets of Bangkok.

No gambling,

no indecency.

Oh, it's a big lizard! Do you want to see the big lizard? Are they dangerous, those big lizards?

What are they called?

Oh, they look like dinosaurs.

This is huge. I saw one, um, 2 weeks ago when we came here, and it was climbing up a tree, and then it fell out the tree into the water. Can you see it?

Oh, it's going to climb up the tree. What if it does the same thing I just explained?

I think they are—

I have no idea. It's not an iguana, they're quite small. Oh, it's going up the tree.

Stupid GoPro, everything's wide angle.

No, you can't really see it.

Oh, they're like— oh, Komodo dragon. I don't want to get closer because they're pretty fast. I've seen them shoot out of bushes because you startle them, they just suddenly shoot out of nowhere. Maybe if I zoom in on my phone

and then film the phone screen. Oh, it's behind the tree now. Can you see?

Look at the way it climbs the tree. What is it doing? Why is it going up there? I want to see if it falls out of the tree.

I can't see it now.

Uh, it's just relaxing on the tree now.

Maybe we can walk around this lake.

I think there's a toilet.

Can't see anything. Yeah, the GoPro is not great at showing small things that are far away.

No, I'm not getting closer. Bite me and give me

some disease.

Need to pee pretty soon.

I can feel it.

What's the sound that bird makes?

Oh, I think that's a toilet.

Is that a toilet?

There's a woman at the entrance.

I think that is a toilet.

Oh yeah, it's like a disabled toilet. Why do they have someone sitting at the entrance?

Okay, I'm gonna use the toilet, I think.

Is

that okay to destroy that?

Guys, I need to put you in my bag. I'm gonna pee.

Got chocolate milk on the lens.

Oh, it's chocolate milk on my GoPro.

Wow, well, I feel refreshed now.

Someone said there's a Skywalk bridge to Benchapini Park.

I need to drink a bit more of my juice.

Wait, I've only got a bit of juice left.

Ah, it's good juice.

I need more juice.

What is that stupid noise?

Okay, is there actually a skybridge? Because I don't see any.

Let me look on Google Maps.

What skybridge? Bridge, so that would be really cool.

I guess I'll go around the park, and if there is a bridge, we'll see it.

It's talking to me.

Skywalk starts the northeast corner of Lumpini. Really? I'm on the northwest corner. How come I didn't see it when I came here the first time?

We're going to the southwest corner, so I go the other way. Yeah, I'll go the other way then.

The bridge is outside the park. Oh, I

see.

It's weird being back here again. It's like going back in time 2 weeks ago. Before that weird husband stuff happened.

It's quite nice weather today. It's quite cool. When it gets to about 4 or 5 PM, it gets a lot cooler.

It's quite nice, actually.

Isn't that just the BTS bridge? Yeah, maybe it's just the train bridge.

Thailand looks a bit run down. It feels a bit like that in most areas.

There's some nice fancy bits, but not many.

It's going to take me an hour to walk back, you know.

I can't wait to see the look on my girlfriend's face when I tell her I walked all the way to Lumpini Park and then back. Cuz when I told her I walked to Victory Monument, she was like, oh my God, you really walked there? And it was just a half an hour walk.

She thinks walking half an hour It's like walking a marathon. Whoa, look at this tree support.

Take the BTS back, but I want to walk. Maybe I'll just tell her that I'm waiting at the park, come pick me up.

Show us some Thai food. But I've got leftover dinner from yesterday. I made my girlfriend sukiyaki nabe. It was really good. I put pork belly, green onion, uh, what's that Chinese cabbage called, and tofu. Tofu, enoki mushrooms, and I put 2 packets of sukiyaki sauce with a bit of water. Oh, there's a cat! I want to touch

the cat.

There's 2 cats.

Meow, meow,

meow,

meow. Smell me. Uh, don't kill me.

Meow,

meow.

Nice truck too.

I played with the kitty.

What's she saying?

I got some nice footage of the cat.

What was she saying? She sounded like she was setting her, you know what.

Did anyone catch what she was saying?

Benja Kitty. Whoa, the crows are fighting the pigeons!

It's like a crow versus pigeon war here.

I feel sorry for the pigeons and the small birds. They get pushed around by the big crows. Oh,

there's another cat. There are loads of cats here.

The crows even bully the cats. They gang up on the cat and they start hopping around it, and the cat can't really do anything because the crows just fly away.

You should make highlights video for this stream. Do you think it's okay to do a stream and then re-upload footages— footage from the same stream? Isn't that like double posting the same thing? If I stream this on Twitch, and I could have edited it into a highlight thing.

No idea, no idea what she was saying, but she seemed like some crazy woman sitting on a park bench, but she looked kind of young and doable.

Oh look, it looks like Mr. Toffee. Tof tofski.

Am I still with my girlfriend with the glasses? Yeah, my Thai girlfriend. Still with her. Oh, there's a cat just lying in the middle of the road.

There's loads of white people here. I feel safe.

Who is this Abbas Laseel guy? I don't know. He made some YouTube videos about me, but everyone keeps talking about him in my chat, but I don't see him in the chat.

I want to play with the cat.

He's not coming.

Too busy licking himself.

Maybe I'll just sit here and he'll come over.

Why are you in Daniel's stream when he blocked you? Maybe I did ban him.

I don't remember banning him

cuz I don't remember him saying anything I really got upset with, so I don't see why I would ban him.

But if he's banned, then how are you guys seeing what he's saying? I don't know. Oh, he's coming, Mr. Meow Meow!

Oh, he came and then he left. I think you guys scared him away.

Maybe he thought I had food. That was so disappointing. Well, he went back to the middle of the road.

Is there a crow right above me? I can hear a crow very loudly.

I think my fiddling and fumbling of the GoPro scared him off.

He made a couple videos about you being an incel. And similar to Onision. Why does everyone think I'm an incel? I had like 4 girlfriends this year and I was married.

He won't come.

Maybe when he stops licking himself, he'll come over.

Stop harassing cats. I'm not, I'm sitting over here. I'm gonna let him come over to me.

That girl was about to walk in front of me and then she saw I was filming, she walks around me.

That's funny. White guy tiger

at 3 o'clock.

Oh, there's swan boats. Do you think I can get a swan boat? I can't be bothered.

It would be funny though if I got a boat and then I fell in. Nah, I'd break all my equipment and probably get a disease.

I already went on the swan boat on the weekend. Went to Dreamworld. They had these pedal boats.

Meow meow. That cat's ignoring me.

I want the cat to come over to me. That's why I'm sitting here.

Ah, he's not coming. Stupid. Yeah, well, screw you too. You won't get my stroking.

Stroke yourself then. See if I care.

Oh, it's nice walking in this park in the evening. Would be nice to live nearby here instead of an hour away.

What's with this weird cat obsession? Why is it weird to like cats and want to pet them? I like cats.

Oh, there's a cat over there,

black and white, just like my My dick.

Now this cat's ugly. I don't want to touch it.

I bet the ugly one comes to me. Oh, I see that he's pretending he doesn't care, but he actually wants to come for strokies.

Hello, meow meow meow meow.

Fine, I didn't want to stroke you anyway.

That cat looked weird. Had a big wide nose

and it had all bugs on it.

Look at him just turning his back at me. So rude. And then when it's hungry, it comes begging for scraps.

No respect. He's playing music.

Why do poorer countries have cats all over the place? Yeah, it's weird. They also have stray dogs everywhere. When you go to the more rural area— areas, the rural areas, there's stray dogs just wandering up and down the roads like they're going to work, crossing the roads and stuff.

In Japan, I never saw any stray dogs, but they had a lot of stray cats at the park.

Someone's just playing music from that speaker. I don't know if it's copyright. Let's go the other way.

A lot of farangs here.

When you see white women in Thailand, it reminds you how tall they are and how small Asian women can be.

I feel pretty tall in Thailand. Thailand, but then when I walk past white people, I feel short again.

Do I want kids? I don't know,

not really.

It's not that I don't want kids.

I mean, it's not that I want kids. I want the prerequisites for having kids, which would be having the financial stability to attract a woman to make kids with you. I want the financial stability more than the kids. And then the kids are just like a byproduct of having financial success. But since I'm not really financial— financially

successful, then it would be kind of stupid to want to have kids right now. I wouldn't be able to, to afford all the stuff, and then I'd get bored and want to go to Japan, and then I'll probably meet some women on Tinder that I want to have you know what with, and then I'd get annoyed with

the kids ruining my life.

So maybe I wouldn't want kids.

I think there's too many de-benefits of having kids than the benefits. The benefits would be— I guess it'll be fulfilling, and then you won't feel alone anymore. And then when you're old, you'll have people in the world who are— who would care about you because they're blood-related, as long as you didn't treat them badly.

The thing I want is I want to find something I enjoy doing and then make money doing it.

And the most miserable, miserable thing about life is when you don't have any passion and there's nothing that really interests you, and then you don't know what to do. You wake up in the morning, you don't know what to do because there's not really anything you want to do.

The only time I felt like I had a passion and something I really wanted to do was when I was addicted to MMOs like New World or Elden Ring or some video game.

I remember waking up really early just to play New World because it was so addictive.

It's, um, nearly 5 o'clock. Maybe I should start thinking about going home. Oh, look, a cat! Meow meow! This is the bell meow.

Wow, 2 really blonde girls,

5'7, long blonde hair, fair rosy Scandinavian skin.

Just how I like them.

Okay, so where's this bridge to the other park? Oh, my girlfriend's messaging.

Uh, she's sending me links of glamping because I said I wanted to go glamping.

New World is such a lame game, no one plays anymore. Yeah, that game died off so quickly. There was so much hype about it, everyone was playing it when it first came out. It was the number one most played game on Twitch for a few days. Asmongold was playing it too, everyone was playing it, and then a

month later it just died. Everyone got to level 60 and then there was nothing else to do.

Let me look on Google.

Uh, that guy who said the bridge was at the northeast corner— I'm now basically in the middle of the park. Northeast corner, it's this way.

Glamping is like very fancy camping. You get a really nice tent and it's all got— it's got a nice bed and furniture inside of it. Why is the water

too green here.

Oh, it's a lizard!

You're in the wrong park. Yeah, I got to the wrong side of the road by accident. How are the cats not scared of the lizards? Can you see it. It's kind of camouflaged.

I don't know how well you could see.

I'm scared if I get too close to it, I'll startle it and then I'll run somewhere. Oh, there's loads of fish in the water as well.

Mr. Lizard.

Boring. Where's the cat? Oh, the cat's gone too. Oh, the cat's here! I didn't even see it.

You want to sniff? Why do they show their bums? He's got so many gray hairs. It's an old cat.

Meow, meow.

Oh, he's a cutie.

Meow, meow.

He's gonna investigate the lizard. Oh no, don't go there, there's a lizard.

Look, the lizard's there and the cat's there.

I think the lizard's seen the cat.

Look,

cat versus lizard.

The lizard doesn't really seem responsive to sounds like cats are. You do a— and cats perk up and look at you.

Why is the cat staring at the lizard? What is— what are you gonna do, attack it?

My mouth.

Okay,

let's go. Nothing's happening. Boring.

Skywalk takes you to Soi Nana, where is— where which is where the girly bars are. Are they gonna try and get me in and give me a BJ?

I

found another meow meow.

I will call him Jeffrey. Hello, Jeffrey. I am Daniel.

Oh, this one looks scary.

Are you okay? Why are you making meowings?

This one's scary. I don't like it. It sounds like he's going to attack me,

like he's going to lunge at me like that. I don't want to touch that one.

I think he just had a deep voice, but it sounded like the low-pitch growling that they make when they don't like you. Oh, there's another one over there. Look. Site memo.

Go to Patpong. What is Patpong?

This one looks like the tree.

Yeah, see if I can get him to come over here.

Oh, he's coming, he's coming!

He's running.

Oh,

it looks like Mimo.

Mimo, he doesn't want to be touched. Wants to go behind me.

Meow meow.

This is me mode.

This one's my favorite.

Oh, he came running over to me. I think it's a girl. Usually these ones are always girls. Oh, she's going.

Did you see her running towards me when I sat down?

That was so funny. I sat down here, she was all the way over there, came running.

I feel dizzy now.

Oh, that made my day.

Never seen a stray cat come running towards me from such a distance.

Why are they called calico cats? I think, I think they're always females, and then ginger cats are almost 90% always males. It's like a genetic thing,

but usually calicos are kind of shy. Nemo was really shy.

I wish I had some food, give it to the cats.

They smell the other cats you touched before. Oh yeah, probably.

Is that why they, they sniff and then they run away? They don't really run away, they just walk off after they sniff me once,

maybe realizing I don't have food.

I don't see any bridges yet.

I think I need to turn left to go north.

I had some fish food because we went to— I went to another park with my girlfriend. We bought some fish food, but I only used about half of it.

Ended up feeding most of it to pigeons,

and then we had a flock of pigeons following us.

It's a tortoise shell, not a calico. Really? Oh yeah, calicos have white white. I think calicos are white, brown, and a bit of ginger, and then black, brown, or tortoiseshells.

I don't know. And then there's tabby cats. I think my sister's kitten is a tabby.

Looked at the Venture Kitty Park on Google Maps and it looks pretty nice. It's got walkways over water and stuff. It would suck to come all this way and then not go there. That's what the women at Tobitoshinchi say when you walk past them and you ignore them. They'll start saying stuff like, oh, but you came all

the way, you might as well. Like they're trying to twist your arm into having a quickie.

Oh, they say something like,

you came all this way,

and then you start thinking, she has a point. I am here anyway, so I might as well have a little cheeky Nando's.

I'm getting, getting Korea vibes for some reason. I think it's from seeing all the people exercise. You go to a park in Korea, uh, in the afternoon or in the evening, and there's always loads of people running and jogging, exercising.

Reminds me of that. And then you go to a park in Japan, you don't really see a lot of people exercising unless

it's just old people stretching and doing like yoga stuff.

Tall white guy.

I bet he slays

in Bangkok.

That guy looks like the ex-husband But taller.

Running is so boring as a sport. You just go round and round in circles.

What sort of costumes do the Nobita, Tobita Shinchi girls wear. Usually just bra and panties, like, um, swimsuit stuff.

I've seen some just wear normal clothing, but then I never go up to them because you can't see what they look like. You want to see the nakedness.

So where's this sky bridge? I see a bridge going over the road, but it's just like a crossing, like a normal crossing.

The runner guy turned around as you said that. If I say in a really loud voice—

say in a really loud voice when they go past—

running is so stupid. Imagine what kind of idiot you have to be to be into Running.

Lame, lame.

How do I get out of here? This way. It's a big cat over there.

Whoa, that cat's huge.

I'm not out of the park yet.

He's getting angry, he's flicking his tail.

Oh, there's another cat. There's so many.

Swan Lumpini School.

The school is the building to the left. Exit the park, look left, you'll see the bridge. Okay, so weird looking school. It's like an apartment block.

Go

left. Oh, this is where we parked the car last time.

We parked the car here cuz the gates were closed last time we tried to drive into this place.

Oh yeah, I see a bridge,

but it just looks like a normal bridge. When you say sky bridge, I imagine something really fancy.

The streets of Bangkok.

Oh,

Plon Chit Petchaburi Ratchadamnoen.

Why do the place names in Thailand sound like Indian places? I thought they would sound like Chinese places.

How do I get over? I just climb over this wall, I

guess so.

Oh yeah, it looks pretty nice. Green.

We got our culture from India. Really? I thought Thailand was more like a spin-off of China with a bit of Buddhism mixed in.

My Thai girlfriend keeps moaning at me because I don't have a shower before going to bed. She tried to give me money. She said, what if I give you 50 baht, would you have a shower? I said no, but I probably need a shower today. My whole body is drenched. My shirt is just soaked in sweat.

Oh, the Skybridge. Where is this other park?

Oh wow. Wow, look at all the construction cranes. Can you see them?

It's just like a horizon of cranes.

So where is that park? Oh, what? I thought it's right across the road, but it's like a block away. Oh wow,

it is a bridge, like an actual big bridge.

I thought it was just a tiny little thing that crosses over the road. Oh wow, look at this.

That was a good idea to come here. Thanks for the tip.

You probably smell like a sewer. I think I smell like weed. When I took my backpack off, I definitely could smell weed, but I put deodorant on. When I came out. The walk is good. It looks pretty nice. If you had a bike, bicycle would be nice. If I had a drink, it'll be even nicer. I'm so

thirsty. Takes you to a slum area. Oh, thought it would take me to the park.

Maybe

It's taken me 5 hours to get to— well, I haven't even gotten to the park yet. I got to a park. I think I started the stream at 12 and now it's 5 PM.

5 hours. So if anyone says Daniel just goes to Thailand and just stays in his room all day. This will shut them up.

This is actual proof that I explore and walk about

the slums of Bangkok. Yeah, the Japan slum video did really well. It has— I think it has 180,000 views now. It made me nearly $600.

It's pretty good.

Imagine if those homeless Japanese people just uploaded to YouTube life in the slums of Japan. They'd probably make some money, but they need to speak English. They probably can't speak English.

They probably don't have a phone. They probably don't have access to the internet. A lot of barriers to entry, I guess, when you want to make videos. You need a phone, you need internet, you need data, you need to be able to speak English to attract a bigger audience.

Seems like you got over your anxiety of IRL streaming. Yeah, I feel pretty comfortable.

I'm even considering getting a selfie stick and looking like an idiot. People don't really care, and if— even if they did care, what are they going to do? They're not going to do anything. They might give you a quick look and then just walk on by. And then if someone does come up to me and say, hey,

what are you doing? It'd be pretty funny, pretty random, interesting events for the stream, wouldn't it? As long as they don't punch me.

Wow, this bridge really does go over like a slum area. Look at that,

that is slummy. Can you imagine Harold Boulder? He would just go into the houses and go, Harold Investigates, and just barge into someone's house and film it. Harold is so rude, but everyone loves him apart from the subreddit he has on YouTube. In his comment section, everyone loves him, but he just barges his way into people's homes

and then— oh look, stray dogs!

Yeah, wow, wow,

wow! Oh no, they're not stray, they've got collars. Damn, look at this! What is that metal sheeting called? I forgot the word for it. You know that metal sheeting that's all wavy, like, uh, ridge-cut crisp? Real McCoy crisps. Prefabricated something, maybe? No. Harold Boulder is a travel vlogger, and he usually goes to very scruffy-looking

places

like Cambodia Cambodia, Vietnam. And then he'll do these house tours. He'll just walk into like a stranger's house.

I mean, technically he asked for permission, but they don't understand what he's saying. They just think he's like a weird foreigner with a camera, so they just—

what's the word— they just do it to please him.

But it's kind of weird if you think about it. Some stranger with a camera just comes into your house, films it for a couple million people to see.

Oh yeah, corrugated metal. That's the word. I keep forgetting words.

The slums of Bangkok.

Oh, look, a kitten! Cats everywhere. Oh look, this slum house has solar panels. Oh, it's got tiny solar panels on the wall. It's very high-tech.

Wow, the sun is setting on this bridge. It looks pretty aesthetic.

My girlfriend was telling me about— wait, let me walk past this music. I don't know if this is copyright, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's probably fine, but I don't know. Sounds like a popular Chinese song.

What are they selling? Ice cream.

My girlfriend said that she doesn't like, you know, middle class, low class she thinks people should all be equal. And then she said after spending a few days with me, she felt like she was feeling the effects of the caste system— like she's feeling the effects of the class system because

I'm able to afford expensive stuff and she's not able to. So I would want to take her to a nice Japanese restaurants and then she wouldn't be able to afford it. She got upset, she started crying because she wanted me to have a nice meal because I'm new here in Thailand, but she couldn't afford it. So she

tried pushing me into the restaurant. She kept saying, just go, go, you have a nice meal, I'll wait here. And then I had to say, don't be silly, we'll choose another restaurant that's cheaper. Damn, this area looks really run down below here.

This is like the class system

in real life. You got this nice bridge and I'm above the slum area, like they're below me.

You forget where words often, aren't you concerned? I think it's just because I don't talk much. I don't talk to my girlfriend much, if you're wondering. What do we talk about? We barely say much apart from very simple stuff like, what do you want for dinner? Do you like this?

What should we do tomorrow? So I never really talk to anyone

Apart from when I do a live stream.

What is that sound? Oh, it's my plastic bag.

It'd be funny if I, if I just said, okay, I'm gonna go in here and eat this really nice food, you wait here since that's what you're telling me to do.

I really had to fight back and say, no, no, I'm not going, going into a restaurant by myself.

If I just said, okay, Since you insist, see you in 30 minutes.

Do you think she would have actually just sat there on her own and waited?

Or if she would just leave, then I could say, well, you— it was your idea. You did tell me to go in alone. Should I try walking up these steps, up the ramp?

Uh, more traffic. Do you want to see the traffic? 8 lanes.

Why wouldn't you just pay for her? I did pay, but I had to take her to a different restaurant. It turns out the different restaurant was more expensive.

She nearly cried in the other restaurant. Restaurant too. And then the, the kind of manager woman came out. They started talking in Thai. I didn't know what they were saying, but I think the manager woman was kind of comforting her and saying, oh, don't worry, why don't you have this? It's really cheap. So she picks this really

cheap sushi thing, and I chose wagyu steak with all the trimmings, had miso soup, rice, veggie vegetables, the pickled things. It was so good. I gave her a few slices of my wagyu.

It wasn't even expensive. It was like 1,600 baht, which is £30. I guess it's kind of expensive for a meal.

I think most Thai people would just spend about 50 baht for a meal, so Going from spending 50 or 60 baht for a meal to spending 1,600, it's like 10 times more expensive than what you're used to. And we were eating in nice places almost every day, so she was getting stressed out.

It was so good. The beef melted in my mouth, as Chris Broad has said 5 billion times.

Oh, this wagyu beef melts in your mouth like butter. Why does Chris speak like that? When he— when Chris jokes, he always does his silly accent, like, oh, oh, you said we're gonna wake up at 5 AM. He has that weird— he does this really posh-sounding British accent, which sounds like no one. It's like he's trying to

imitate Connor.

Oh, we're in the Benchakitti Park now, I think.

Uh, I want to go home now. I'm tired. A bit fed up with parks. It just looks like a slum on a river.

On Google Images it looked nice. Oh, the park's over there

and there's— is that— oh, are they police? It's like security people sitting under a tree.

He imitates Jeremy Clarkson. Maybe he sounds like he's imitating Churchill.

Oh, that's what I saw on Google Maps, that walkway that goes over the trees. I want to go there.

You missed the entrance. Turn right.

How? There's no right. Oh, oh, the bridge connects to that bridge. I have to go back up and turn left.

I was going to go over that way and then turn right.

What does malao mean? I hear it a lot. Malao,

malao.

I'm gonna sound like a girl if I pick up all my Thai from my girlfriend. I don't know how guys speak.

Oh, I walked past the entrance. Oh, there's a security guy here.

Why is there security?

Says no vaping.

Can I just walk in? I'm scared. Why are there security at the entrance? I was at the park yesterday. Can you just walk in? Oh my God, look at this slum.

Should I go up to him and say, hello,

I have arrived?

I'm scared. Should I just walk past them and they won't say anything? Think. Are you sure?

Yes, go in.

But they're going to look at me. I'll wait until someone else goes in and then I'll just walk in behind them. There's some white people coming, maybe they're going in. We'll, we'll stand here. I'll look like I'm on my phone and then when they walk past, I'll just follow behind.

Genius.

I want to go over there.

I'm so thirsty.

Oh yeah, he just walked straight in.

Smooth,

so

smooth, so smooth. Smooth like butter.

Oh wow, there's bike lanes.

My face is drenched in sweat. Look.

I

feel so

slimy. Recycling wastewater. Fascinating.

Whoops, I nearly sent myself a super sticker.

Is that guy brushing his teeth? What? That guy's brushing his teeth and having a jog.

I'm so thirsty.

At least we made it to the park, but it just looks like— it looks like an abandoned warehouse over there. Can you see those buildings? It's like

abandoned train station buildings.

I'll try to get closer.

Is this it? I was kind of expecting a bit more.

How can you see his teeth? Well, the GoPro is wide lens, wide angle, so my eyes are a bit more zoomed in than what you see on the stream. Yeah, look at those buildings over there. It's like abandoned warehouse things. Ah, there's a big fly with red eyes. Is that a mosquito?

Why don't you do urban exploration? I did earlier. We were in the central bit of Bangkok, but it's so noisy. Oh look, you can walk among the wetland things on those bridges.

It was a warehouse, but it's been converted to a sports center. Nice. And it's like a red brick warehouse. Does it have European history?

Only the Europeans use red bricks.

Wow, look at all the cranes over there. I wish I could zoom in.

Video quality is so good. Yeah, it's better than my videos cuz I've got, um, wait, I'm logging in now.

Wow, I've got 3 bonded connections now. Got 3 connections. Oh, my LiveU is low on battery, but it should be plugged into the battery bank. I'm not sure if the battery bank's strong enough to keep it powered. I've been streaming for 5 hours, so it's lasted quite a long time. Maybe the battery bank's dead.

The problem is only one of the 3 battery banks I have can charge the LiveU cuz it's got a special DC out port. Maybe I can charge that battery bank using another battery bank.

Is it 1080p? I think I put it to 720p.

No, I think it's 720 max.

Entrance to your left leads to Soi Nana,

but I to go this way. Don't tempt me with the

adult fun, cuz last time I did a live stream around the red light districts in Japan, I ended the stream and

did some private things before I headed back home.

Wow, this is a pretty nice park.

It's not a bad park, it's just a bit underwhelming. I think the walkways and the road bits and the bridges are really nice, but the greenery is just kind of flat.

It needs more growing.

Why'd that woman walk right towards me? You ever notice that about, about Indian women? It's like if you're in— if you're standing in the spot that they want to get to, they don't care if you're in the way. They'll just walk towards the spot they want to get to as if you're not even there. I wonder what

would happen if I just stood there and didn't move out of the way. It's like they would just barge you out of the way if you didn't move. No awareness of people around them. It's like

Stupid women.

Fuck off. At least make an effort to walk around me.

It's like in video games when NPCs want to get to point B from point A, but they don't have any

What's the word? Pathfinding AI. So they just kind of bump into your character

and then they go, watch where you're going, idiot. It's like GTA NPC. GTA NPC has more advanced AI than some people in real life.

I feel like it's always me having to move out of people's way

or trying to avoid bumping into people, and everyone else doesn't make any— well, they don't make the same effort that I make.

So if I follow this path, where's it going to take me?

Is it going to take me to the other end? Probably. Yeah, it's going to take me all the way to the other end.

I guess I'll, I'll walk it since we're here.

I kind of want to head back.

Oh, it's a stray dog. Oh, there's 2 stray dogs. Maybe I don't want to go down there. There's just 2 massive stray dogs running around.

What'd they say?

It's like being in Jurassic Park,

but there's no dinosaurs.

Vegetation from freshwater swamp forest.

So this is just a swamp they built a bridge over.

Interesting,

fascinating, amazing.

I would love some cold

7-Up. 7-Up would be refreshing.

Oh, my back's killing me just from the battery banks and the live view.

It was a factory. What kind of factory did they factor here?

You know plumbers, why are they called a plumber? Is it because they plumb? Is plumbing a verb? It is, isn't it? Because you do the plumbing. A plumber does the plumbing. So does he plumb? Can you plumb?

How many Ks kg is Daniel. I am 51 kg.

Proud to announce that I am now over 50.

Are they Russian?

I feel like I'm definitely getting a bit, bit bigger. My belly's getting fatter, which is not a good look. You look like one of those famine-starved African babies. But my belly gets pretty big after I finish dinner and have a beer. All these couples taking pictures, it's always the woman taking selfies. Don't you find it weird when

you see a couple and it's like the girl trying really hard to take a good selfie? You know why she's taking that selfie? It's to, um, show the next guy

for her dating profile. Because you just know, yeah, now she's dating that guy, but she's not seriously thinking of dating him forever. She probably thinks, yeah, this is like a short-term thing, but next year I have a new guy. That's why I'm taking this really hot pic now at the

Park. So when you go on dating websites—

when you go on dating websites and you see a girl's profile and it has really nice-looking selfies, her ex-boyfriend probably took them just like this. This couple here.

You notice the guy doesn't take a selfie because he thinks he's gonna be with her forever. He thinks she's the one.

Also, the girl doesn't take the photo with him together like a couple,

indicating that she probably doesn't see herself with him for very long.

Okay, where do I go now? Left or right?

Now my girlfriend's been messaging me. She said, did you come back? Are you okay? Not yet, I'm too far now.

What if I say, I'm lost, come quick baby, I'm scared, I walked— accidentally walked into Cambodia.

Wow, it's so nice here. Maybe I should take some pictures so I can show her that I actually came here, did not sneak off to Thai massage.