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My mum hates my wife [EFSh3ph4tqo]

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  1. Hello and welcome back. It's a lovely

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  2. sunny day today and I thought I'd make a

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  3. video. So some of you might know that my

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  4. wife went back to Japan, um,

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  5. and I just wanted to explain why. But

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  6. first I want to show you this bridge that

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  7. my dad built. It's a very nice bridge. He

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  8. painted it red. Originally it was green,

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  9. but he painted it red so it stands out a

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  10. bit more. There used to be a horrible ugly

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  11. bridge before that my granddad built and

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  12. it was all falling apart. And my dad put

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  13. this here. It looks quite nice, doesn't

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  14. it? And there's a lot of smoke. I'm not

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  15. sure if you can see it because my uncle

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  16. over there, he's burning stuff. And

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  17. they're also burning stuff over there.

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  18. That house over there seems to always be

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  19. burning something. I'm not sure why. Some

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  20. of you might be wondering why my wife just

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  21. went back to Japan by herself, and let me

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  22. try and explain. Now, originally we were

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  23. supposed to both go back together on

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  24. Sunday, And I was going to go back with

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  25. her because me and my mum had this big

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  26. argument and I was getting kind of fed up

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  27. with being stuck here with my angry mum.

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  28. I thought my dad— we all thought my dad

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  29. was going to get better, so I thought I

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  30. was going to go back to Japan and then

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  31. come back here in a few months' time after

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  32. my dad recovered so I could see him.

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  33. But unfortunately, things took a turn for

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  34. the worst and he didn't survive. So me and

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  35. my wife decided to stay. We missed our

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  36. flight on Sunday deliberately. We decided

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  37. to stay for the funeral, but unfortunately

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  38. the funeral won't be for quite a while,

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  39. until mid-March. And my wife

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  40. was already getting pretty depressed being

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  41. stuck here with no Japanese people to talk

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  42. to, nothing to do, no work to do. And

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  43. it's, it's also a little bit tough living

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  44. here with my mom My mum's a pretty

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  45. nice person most of the time, but

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  46. sometimes she gets into a bad mood, and

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  47. when she's in a bad mood, you do not want

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  48. to be around her because she'll just lash

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  49. out at anyone and everyone and she'll say

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  50. all these horrible mean things to them.

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  51. Sometime around last week, me and my mum

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  52. had some pretty big arguments where we

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  53. were just swearing at each other for about

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  54. 5 or 10 minutes. It must have been pretty

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  55. funny to listen to. Me and my sister,

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  56. we're quite used to my mum's mood swings,

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  57. so it's not really much of a big shock to

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  58. us. But for my wife, it must have been a

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  59. little bit scary being around when my mum

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  60. was like that. I was doing a livestream

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  61. sometime last week, some of you might have

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  62. seen it, and my mum comes into my room

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  63. during the stream and then she starts

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  64. moaning about my wife. She said something

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  65. like, your effing wife is so lazy.

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  66. She doesn't help around the house. I took

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  67. down the stream after I finished it,

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  68. hoping that she wouldn't see it, but

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  69. unfortunately someone clipped it and

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  70. somehow my wife found the clip and she

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  71. heard my mum say those things about her.

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  72. And as you can imagine, she was pretty

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  73. upset about it. She kept complaining about

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  74. my wife being lazy and not helping around

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  75. the house, and I don't think that's

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  76. entirely fair because She was doing a bit

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  77. of cleaning. She was helping out a little

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  78. bit. Okay, she didn't spend all day

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  79. cleaning the house top to bottom, but then

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  80. I don't think that she has to. Why does—

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  81. why should she have to clean the entire

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  82. house just because she's bored? My mum

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  83. kept saying, if you're so bored, why don't

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  84. you clean the house? Number one, the house

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  85. isn't even that dirty. Number two, why

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  86. should she? It's not— it's not her house.

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  87. It's not her mess. She did clean up after

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  88. her own mess most of the time. I guess the

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  89. worst that she did was leaving coffee cups

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  90. around sometimes. She has this habit of

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  91. making coffee, only drinking half of it,

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  92. and then just leaving it around the house,

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  93. which I guess would annoy some people. I

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  94. don't really care. I do the same

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  95. sometimes, so I can't really complain

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  96. about it. I actually had this huge

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  97. argument with my dad a couple years ago

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  98. Because I left the coffee cup after I

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  99. finished using it on the mantelpiece of

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  100. the fireplace, my dad came in into my room

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  101. and said, Daniel, can you please stop

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  102. leaving dirty coffee cups around the

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  103. house? And for some reason I was really

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  104. stressed and I kind of snapped at him. I

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  105. said, why do you always make such a big

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  106. fuss over coffee cups when the whole house

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  107. is filled with junk and clutter? And then

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  108. he said something like, if you don't like

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  109. living here, then then you can jolly well

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  110. move out. And then I didn't talk to him

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  111. for about a week afterwards because I was

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  112. so angry with him. I'm not sure why I got

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  113. so angry. I think I was just irritated

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  114. with how he told me to do something as if

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  115. I was a naughty schoolkid. I felt like I

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  116. was a naughty schoolkid being told off by

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  117. a teacher. People think if you add please

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  118. onto the end of sentences, it makes it

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  119. polite, but I feel like adding please onto

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  120. the end of a sentence just makes it sound

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  121. ruder. I also think it's kind of weird to

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  122. say please to family members. You don't

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  123. need to be so formal and polite to your

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  124. own family members. It just comes off as

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  125. sounding very cold.

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  126. Anyway, in defense of my wife, I don't

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  127. think that she was as bad as my mum made

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  128. her out to be. She did help out a little

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  129. bit. She unloaded the dishwasher a couple

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  130. of times. She did some vacuum cleaning.

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  131. She did her own laundry a few times. She

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  132. helped clear away the dishes. She helped

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  133. do washing up. So I just don't understand

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  134. how my mum can complain about her not

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  135. being helpful and about her not helping

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  136. clean the house when she did do a little

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  137. bit. Okay, there was one time when we were

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  138. making love a few weeks ago and she was on

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  139. her period, but we didn't know, and it was

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  140. dark so we couldn't see. And then after we

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  141. finished making love, we switched the

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  142. lights on and there was blood everywhere

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  143. on the bedsheets, and we quickly took the

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  144. bedsheets off, put them into the washing

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  145. machine, but unfortunately some of the

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  146. blood had soaked into the duvet. Some of

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  147. the blood soaked into the duvet, and we

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  148. couldn't fit the entire duvet into the

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  149. washing machine, so we just left it and

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  150. put on a new bedsheet in hopes that no one

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  151. would find out. Unfortunately, my mum

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  152. found out when she changed the bedsheets

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  153. herself, and She was a little bit angry to

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  154. find patches of blood on her bed stuff,

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  155. but that was just a one-time thing. It's

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  156. not like that happens all the time. We

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  157. don't have patches of blood all over our

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  158. bed back home in Japan. It was just an

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  159. accident because she didn't realize that

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  160. her period had started so soon.

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  161. So that's the situation. My mum doesn't

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  162. like my wife much now because she thinks

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  163. she's lazy and not helpful, which I don't

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  164. think is true. And my wife doesn't really

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  165. like my mum much because she heard my mum

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  166. call her effing lazy. It's a bit

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  167. unfortunate that my wife and my mum don't

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  168. seem to like each other much, but what can

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  169. I do? And this is just between you and me,

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  170. but I think it's a bit— it's a little bit

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  171. hypocritical of my mum to complain about

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  172. other people being untidy when you should

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  173. see the state of our house. It's just It's

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  174. full of her junk and clutter, and if we

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  175. try and clear it away, she starts getting

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  176. upset. But I guess it's her

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  177. house now, so she can do whatever the eff

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  178. she wants to. And if we complain about it,

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  179. she'll just say, it's my house.

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  180. Hello and welcome back to another episode

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  181. of Cooking with

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  182. Daniel. I know it's been a while, but I've

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  183. got some free time today to do some

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  184. cooking, and today we're going to be

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  185. making a sausage sandwich. So these

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  186. sausages are pork sausages, and they've

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  187. expired over a week ago. Oh,

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  188. oh my goodness, no! The 6th of

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  189. February! You know what happened on the

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  190. 6th of February? Well, I'm not going to

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  191. tell you again, but I can't believe the

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  192. sausages expired on the exact same day

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  193. that my dad passed away. That's kind of

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  194. weird. Anyway, I think they should be fine

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  195. to eat. It's, um, it's just

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  196. some preserved pork meat. I think it

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  197. should be— I don't know, actually.

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  198. There's weird liquid coming out of it.

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  199. Let me smell it.

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  200. Smells okay. I don't— I can't smell

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  201. anything strange, so let's just cook it

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  202. up. Okay, so first of all, we need to get

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  203. ourselves a nice solid plate and

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  204. then find out what that bloody beeping is.

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  205. Okay, so first of all, we need to make

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  206. some toast. This is going to be a toasted

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  207. sausage sandwich. And my personal favorite

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  208. when it comes to bread is this Tesco

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  209. multi-seed batch. And as you can see,

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  210. it's kind of like brownish bread and

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  211. there's lots of seeds in it. And this is

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  212. the great thing about British bread, you

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  213. just don't really get bread like this in

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  214. Japan that has seeds in it, and it's

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  215. very tasty. In Japan, 99% of all the bread

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  216. is just weird tasting white bread.

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  217. And what we're going to do is we're going

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  218. to pop 2 slices into the toaster

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  219. and set the heat setting to light.

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  220. That says light here. We don't want to

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  221. burn it. And just let that toast. Might

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  222. have to turn up the heat a little bit,

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  223. just a little bit. Okay, next things Next,

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  224. I mean, next step is frying the sausages.

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  225. As you can see, this is a pretty new

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  226. fancy-looking oven cooker. There's no,

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  227. no gas, no flame, and it cooks using

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  228. induction. I don't really understand how

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  229. it works, but you place the frying pan on

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  230. there and then you press some buttons.

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  231. And then press here.

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  232. Around 7 or 8 is a good number.

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  233. And then we just fry the sausages.

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  234. Now the problem with cooking sausages is

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  235. sometimes you end up cooking the outside

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  236. but the inside of the sausage doesn't cook

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  237. properly. So what we're going to do is

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  238. we're going to cut the sausages, um, in

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  239. half.

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  240. Cut them in half like this.

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  241. It's so sad because I remember my dad

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  242. telling me about this new cooker he bought

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  243. last year. Sometime last year, he sent

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  244. me a message saying, we just bought a new

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  245. fancy cooker. It's an induction cooker.

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  246. And I, I said, oh, that's interesting.

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  247. Never thought I'd be back here using it.

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  248. Like this.

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  249. As you can see, I burnt the toast a little

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  250. bit. Shit.

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  251. If you burn the toast, it's not too much

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  252. of a big deal if you've only burnt it a

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  253. little bit. So just get a knife and then

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  254. you scrape it off like this.

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  255. Scrape off all the black bits and it

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  256. should be good. Good to eat.

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  257. And for some extra flavor, we're going to

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  258. put some mayonnaise onto the toast.

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  259. And then we check on the sausages, see how

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  260. they're doing.

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  261. And we're also going to add some baby

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  262. spinach to make it healthy.

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  263. This is my favorite Star Wars cup, Rogue

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  264. One. Best Star Wars movie ever.

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  265. Hello.

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  266. Now the sausages have been finished. They

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  267. finished cooking, so we're going to

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  268. transfer them over to. The plate and

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  269. just place it like this and

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  270. then close the bread together.

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  271. And there it is, sausage sandwich.

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  272. Why are you making that sound?

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  273. What do you want?

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  274. What? I don't

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  275. understand what you're saying.

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