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My mum hates my wife [EFSh3ph4tqo]
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Hello and welcome back. It's a lovely
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0:00–0:03 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_0sunny day today and I thought I'd make a
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0:03–0:06 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_1video. So some of you might know that my
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0:06–0:08 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_2wife went back to Japan, um,
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0:08–0:11 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_3and I just wanted to explain why. But
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0:12–0:15 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_4first I want to show you this bridge that
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0:15–0:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_5my dad built. It's a very nice bridge. He
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0:16–0:19 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_6painted it red. Originally it was green,
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0:20–0:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_7but he painted it red so it stands out a
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0:22–0:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_8bit more. There used to be a horrible ugly
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0:25–0:27 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_9bridge before that my granddad built and
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0:27–0:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_10it was all falling apart. And my dad put
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0:29–0:33 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_11this here. It looks quite nice, doesn't
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0:33–0:34 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_12it? And there's a lot of smoke. I'm not
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0:35–0:37 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_13sure if you can see it because my uncle
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0:38–0:40 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_14over there, he's burning stuff. And
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0:40–0:42 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_15they're also burning stuff over there.
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0:43–0:44 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_16That house over there seems to always be
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0:44–0:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_17burning something. I'm not sure why. Some
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0:46–0:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_18of you might be wondering why my wife just
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0:50–0:52 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_19went back to Japan by herself, and let me
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0:52–0:54 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_20try and explain. Now, originally we were
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0:55–0:57 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_21supposed to both go back together on
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0:57–0:59 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_22Sunday, And I was going to go back with
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0:59–1:03 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_23her because me and my mum had this big
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1:03–1:04 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_24argument and I was getting kind of fed up
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1:05–1:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_25with being stuck here with my angry mum.
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1:07–1:09 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_26I thought my dad— we all thought my dad
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1:10–1:12 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_27was going to get better, so I thought I
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1:12–1:14 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_28was going to go back to Japan and then
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1:14–1:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_29come back here in a few months' time after
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1:16–1:17 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_30my dad recovered so I could see him.
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1:18–1:20 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_31But unfortunately, things took a turn for
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1:21–1:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_32the worst and he didn't survive. So me and
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1:24–1:28 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_33my wife decided to stay. We missed our
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1:28–1:30 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_34flight on Sunday deliberately. We decided
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1:30–1:32 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_35to stay for the funeral, but unfortunately
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1:33–1:35 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_36the funeral won't be for quite a while,
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1:35–1:37 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_37until mid-March. And my wife
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1:37–1:41 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_38was already getting pretty depressed being
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1:41–1:43 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_39stuck here with no Japanese people to talk
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1:43–1:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_40to, nothing to do, no work to do. And
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1:46–1:49 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_41it's, it's also a little bit tough living
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1:50–1:51 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_42here with my mom My mum's a pretty
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1:51–1:54 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_43nice person most of the time, but
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1:55–1:56 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_44sometimes she gets into a bad mood, and
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1:56–1:59 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_45when she's in a bad mood, you do not want
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1:59–2:01 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_46to be around her because she'll just lash
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2:01–2:03 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_47out at anyone and everyone and she'll say
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2:03–2:05 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_48all these horrible mean things to them.
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2:06–2:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_49Sometime around last week, me and my mum
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2:09–2:11 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_50had some pretty big arguments where we
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2:11–2:13 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_51were just swearing at each other for about
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2:14–2:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_525 or 10 minutes. It must have been pretty
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2:16–2:18 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_53funny to listen to. Me and my sister,
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2:18–2:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_54we're quite used to my mum's mood swings,
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2:21–2:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_55so it's not really much of a big shock to
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2:24–2:27 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_56us. But for my wife, it must have been a
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2:27–2:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_57little bit scary being around when my mum
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2:29–2:32 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_58was like that. I was doing a livestream
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2:32–2:34 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_59sometime last week, some of you might have
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2:34–2:36 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_60seen it, and my mum comes into my room
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2:36–2:38 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_61during the stream and then she starts
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2:39–2:40 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_62moaning about my wife. She said something
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2:40–2:43 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_63like, your effing wife is so lazy.
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2:43–2:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_64She doesn't help around the house. I took
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2:46–2:49 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_65down the stream after I finished it,
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2:49–2:51 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_66hoping that she wouldn't see it, but
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2:51–2:54 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_67unfortunately someone clipped it and
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2:55–2:56 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_68somehow my wife found the clip and she
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2:57–3:00 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_69heard my mum say those things about her.
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3:00–3:03 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_70And as you can imagine, she was pretty
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3:03–3:04 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_71upset about it. She kept complaining about
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3:05–3:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_72my wife being lazy and not helping around
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3:07–3:09 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_73the house, and I don't think that's
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3:10–3:11 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_74entirely fair because She was doing a bit
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3:11–3:13 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_75of cleaning. She was helping out a little
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3:14–3:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_76bit. Okay, she didn't spend all day
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3:16–3:18 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_77cleaning the house top to bottom, but then
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3:18–3:20 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_78I don't think that she has to. Why does—
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3:20–3:23 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_79why should she have to clean the entire
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3:24–3:25 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_80house just because she's bored? My mum
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3:25–3:28 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_81kept saying, if you're so bored, why don't
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3:28–3:30 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_82you clean the house? Number one, the house
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3:30–3:33 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_83isn't even that dirty. Number two, why
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3:33–3:35 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_84should she? It's not— it's not her house.
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3:35–3:37 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_85It's not her mess. She did clean up after
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3:37–3:39 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_86her own mess most of the time. I guess the
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3:39–3:43 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_87worst that she did was leaving coffee cups
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3:43–3:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_88around sometimes. She has this habit of
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3:46–3:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_89making coffee, only drinking half of it,
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3:50–3:52 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_90and then just leaving it around the house,
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3:52–3:54 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_91which I guess would annoy some people. I
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3:55–3:57 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_92don't really care. I do the same
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3:57–3:58 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_93sometimes, so I can't really complain
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3:59–4:01 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_94about it. I actually had this huge
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4:01–4:03 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_95argument with my dad a couple years ago
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4:03–4:05 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_96Because I left the coffee cup after I
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4:06–4:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_97finished using it on the mantelpiece of
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4:08–4:10 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_98the fireplace, my dad came in into my room
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4:10–4:13 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_99and said, Daniel, can you please stop
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4:13–4:15 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_100leaving dirty coffee cups around the
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4:16–4:17 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_101house? And for some reason I was really
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4:17–4:19 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_102stressed and I kind of snapped at him. I
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4:19–4:22 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_103said, why do you always make such a big
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4:23–4:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_104fuss over coffee cups when the whole house
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4:24–4:26 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_105is filled with junk and clutter? And then
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4:27–4:30 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_106he said something like, if you don't like
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4:30–4:33 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_107living here, then then you can jolly well
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4:33–4:35 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_108move out. And then I didn't talk to him
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4:35–4:36 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_109for about a week afterwards because I was
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4:36–4:38 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_110so angry with him. I'm not sure why I got
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4:39–4:41 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_111so angry. I think I was just irritated
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4:41–4:43 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_112with how he told me to do something as if
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4:44–4:47 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_113I was a naughty schoolkid. I felt like I
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4:47–4:49 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_114was a naughty schoolkid being told off by
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4:50–4:51 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_115a teacher. People think if you add please
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4:52–4:54 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_116onto the end of sentences, it makes it
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4:54–4:56 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_117polite, but I feel like adding please onto
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4:56–4:59 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_118the end of a sentence just makes it sound
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5:00–5:01 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_119ruder. I also think it's kind of weird to
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5:01–5:04 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_120say please to family members. You don't
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5:04–5:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_121need to be so formal and polite to your
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5:07–5:09 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_122own family members. It just comes off as
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5:09–5:10 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_123sounding very cold.
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5:11–5:12 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_124Anyway, in defense of my wife, I don't
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5:14–5:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_125think that she was as bad as my mum made
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5:16–5:19 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_126her out to be. She did help out a little
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5:19–5:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_127bit. She unloaded the dishwasher a couple
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5:21–5:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_128of times. She did some vacuum cleaning.
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5:24–5:26 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_129She did her own laundry a few times. She
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5:26–5:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_130helped clear away the dishes. She helped
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5:29–5:31 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_131do washing up. So I just don't understand
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5:31–5:33 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_132how my mum can complain about her not
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5:34–5:35 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_133being helpful and about her not helping
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5:35–5:38 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_134clean the house when she did do a little
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5:39–5:41 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_135bit. Okay, there was one time when we were
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5:42–5:44 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_136making love a few weeks ago and she was on
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5:44–5:47 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_137her period, but we didn't know, and it was
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5:47–5:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_138dark so we couldn't see. And then after we
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5:50–5:53 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_139finished making love, we switched the
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5:54–5:55 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_140lights on and there was blood everywhere
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5:55–5:57 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_141on the bedsheets, and we quickly took the
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5:57–6:00 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_142bedsheets off, put them into the washing
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6:00–6:02 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_143machine, but unfortunately some of the
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6:02–6:04 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_144blood had soaked into the duvet. Some of
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6:05–6:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_145the blood soaked into the duvet, and we
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6:07–6:09 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_146couldn't fit the entire duvet into the
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6:09–6:11 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_147washing machine, so we just left it and
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6:11–6:14 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_148put on a new bedsheet in hopes that no one
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6:14–6:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_149would find out. Unfortunately, my mum
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6:16–6:20 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_150found out when she changed the bedsheets
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6:20–6:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_151herself, and She was a little bit angry to
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6:21–6:25 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_152find patches of blood on her bed stuff,
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6:25–6:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_153but that was just a one-time thing. It's
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6:30–6:31 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_154not like that happens all the time. We
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6:32–6:34 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_155don't have patches of blood all over our
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6:34–6:35 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_156bed back home in Japan. It was just an
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6:35–6:39 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_157accident because she didn't realize that
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6:39–6:41 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_158her period had started so soon.
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6:41–6:44 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_159So that's the situation. My mum doesn't
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6:45–6:47 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_160like my wife much now because she thinks
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6:47–6:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_161she's lazy and not helpful, which I don't
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6:50–6:52 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_162think is true. And my wife doesn't really
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6:52–6:55 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_163like my mum much because she heard my mum
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6:55–6:58 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_164call her effing lazy. It's a bit
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6:58–7:01 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_165unfortunate that my wife and my mum don't
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7:01–7:04 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_166seem to like each other much, but what can
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7:04–7:07 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_167I do? And this is just between you and me,
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7:07–7:09 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_168but I think it's a bit— it's a little bit
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7:09–7:12 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_169hypocritical of my mum to complain about
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7:12–7:13 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_170other people being untidy when you should
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7:14–7:16 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_171see the state of our house. It's just It's
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7:17–7:19 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_172full of her junk and clutter, and if we
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7:19–7:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_173try and clear it away, she starts getting
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7:21–7:23 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_174upset. But I guess it's her
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7:23–7:27 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_175house now, so she can do whatever the eff
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7:27–7:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_176she wants to. And if we complain about it,
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7:30–7:32 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_177she'll just say, it's my house.
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7:33–7:35 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_178Hello and welcome back to another episode
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7:38–7:41 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_179of Cooking with
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7:41–7:51 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_180Daniel. I know it's been a while, but I've
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7:51–7:53 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_181got some free time today to do some
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7:54–7:55 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_182cooking, and today we're going to be
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7:56–7:57 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_183making a sausage sandwich. So these
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7:58–8:01 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_184sausages are pork sausages, and they've
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8:02–8:05 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_185expired over a week ago. Oh,
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8:06–8:09 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_186oh my goodness, no! The 6th of
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8:09–8:12 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_187February! You know what happened on the
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8:13–8:15 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_1886th of February? Well, I'm not going to
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8:16–8:17 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_189tell you again, but I can't believe the
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8:18–8:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_190sausages expired on the exact same day
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8:21–8:23 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_191that my dad passed away. That's kind of
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8:23–8:27 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_192weird. Anyway, I think they should be fine
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8:27–8:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_193to eat. It's, um, it's just
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8:30–8:33 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_194some preserved pork meat. I think it
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8:33–8:36 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_195should be— I don't know, actually.
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8:36–8:37 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_196There's weird liquid coming out of it.
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8:37–8:39 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_197Let me smell it.
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8:40–8:40 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_198Smells okay. I don't— I can't smell
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8:44–8:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_199anything strange, so let's just cook it
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8:47–8:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_200up. Okay, so first of all, we need to get
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8:50–8:53 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_201ourselves a nice solid plate and
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8:54–9:00 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_202then find out what that bloody beeping is.
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9:00–9:02 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_203Okay, so first of all, we need to make
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9:09–9:10 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_204some toast. This is going to be a toasted
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9:11–9:12 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_205sausage sandwich. And my personal favorite
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9:12–9:15 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_206when it comes to bread is this Tesco
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9:16–9:18 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_207multi-seed batch. And as you can see,
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9:18–9:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_208it's kind of like brownish bread and
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9:21–9:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_209there's lots of seeds in it. And this is
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9:24–9:27 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_210the great thing about British bread, you
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9:27–9:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_211just don't really get bread like this in
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9:29–9:30 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_212Japan that has seeds in it, and it's
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9:30–9:34 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_213very tasty. In Japan, 99% of all the bread
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9:34–9:38 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_214is just weird tasting white bread.
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9:38–9:40 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_215And what we're going to do is we're going
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9:43–9:44 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_216to pop 2 slices into the toaster
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9:44–9:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_217and set the heat setting to light.
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9:51–9:54 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_218That says light here. We don't want to
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9:54–9:56 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_219burn it. And just let that toast. Might
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9:56–9:59 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_220have to turn up the heat a little bit,
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9:59–10:00 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_221just a little bit. Okay, next things Next,
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10:01–10:05 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_222I mean, next step is frying the sausages.
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10:05–10:08 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_223As you can see, this is a pretty new
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10:09–10:11 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_224fancy-looking oven cooker. There's no,
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10:12–10:15 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_225no gas, no flame, and it cooks using
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10:16–10:19 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_226induction. I don't really understand how
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10:19–10:21 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_227it works, but you place the frying pan on
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10:21–10:24 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_228there and then you press some buttons.
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10:24–10:26 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_229And then press here.
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10:30–10:32 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_230Around 7 or 8 is a good number.
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10:35–10:37 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_231And then we just fry the sausages.
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10:38–10:40 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_232Now the problem with cooking sausages is
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10:42–10:43 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_233sometimes you end up cooking the outside
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10:43–10:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_234but the inside of the sausage doesn't cook
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10:47–10:49 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_235properly. So what we're going to do is
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10:50–10:50 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_236we're going to cut the sausages, um, in
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10:50–10:53 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_237half.
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10:53–10:53 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_238Cut them in half like this.
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11:15–11:18 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_239It's so sad because I remember my dad
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11:24–11:27 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_240telling me about this new cooker he bought
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11:27–11:30 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_241last year. Sometime last year, he sent
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11:30–11:34 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_242me a message saying, we just bought a new
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11:34–11:36 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_243fancy cooker. It's an induction cooker.
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11:37–11:41 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_244And I, I said, oh, that's interesting.
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11:43–11:45 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_245Never thought I'd be back here using it.
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11:46–11:47 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_246Like this.
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11:48–11:48 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_247As you can see, I burnt the toast a little
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11:52–11:55 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_248bit. Shit.
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11:55–11:58 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_249If you burn the toast, it's not too much
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11:59–12:01 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_250of a big deal if you've only burnt it a
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12:01–12:03 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_251little bit. So just get a knife and then
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12:03–12:05 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_252you scrape it off like this.
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12:05–12:06 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_253Scrape off all the black bits and it
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12:11–12:13 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_254should be good. Good to eat.
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12:13–12:15 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_255And for some extra flavor, we're going to
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12:35–12:36 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_256put some mayonnaise onto the toast.
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12:37–12:38 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_257And then we check on the sausages, see how
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12:55–12:58 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_258they're doing.
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12:58–12:58 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_259And we're also going to add some baby
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13:12–13:14 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_260spinach to make it healthy.
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13:14–13:17 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_261This is my favorite Star Wars cup, Rogue
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13:26–13:29 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_262One. Best Star Wars movie ever.
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13:29–13:32 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_263Hello.
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13:45–13:46 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_264Now the sausages have been finished. They
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13:50–13:53 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_265finished cooking, so we're going to
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13:53–13:55 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_266transfer them over to. The plate and
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13:55–14:00 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_267just place it like this and
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14:00–14:06 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_268then close the bread together.
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14:06–14:11 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_269And there it is, sausage sandwich.
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14:15–14:18 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_270Why are you making that sound?
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14:23–14:25 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_271What do you want?
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14:27–14:28 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_272What? I don't
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14:30–14:33 · rev_a11c41762408240b36c9a96837f9ca47_273understand what you're saying.
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