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Daniel Misses Sofa Delivery Part 1
2018-12-07 · 4 min
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The hair off! The hair off! There's a lorry outside. There's a big truck outside.
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0:01–0:07 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_0Shit, I need to wash my face. I've got spaghetti on my face. Where's—
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0:10–0:18 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_1Call me Tim, Mark. Done. You heard it first.
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0:20–0:23 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_2Why are they taking so long?
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0:26–0:27 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_3I don't hear anything unloading from the lorry. There should be at least some kind of sound. It's a big sofa.
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0:39–0:47 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_4They haven't even rang the doorbell.
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0:52–0:53 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_5They're just sitting there.
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1:52–1:54 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_6They're just sitting in the lorry with the engine running and no one's unpacking anything.
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2:03–2:08 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_7I'm a man of the house. I'm the man in my house.
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2:20–2:25 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_8Calm down.
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2:27–2:28 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_9Why haven't they rang the doorbell yet?
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2:40–2:41 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_10I can't just go outside.
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2:53–2:54 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_11What am I supposed to say? Hello? Do you have my sofa? That sounds stupid.
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2:57–3:02 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_12There's a man. There's a man outside. There's a man on the other side of the door and he's just standing there and he's looking at his phone.
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3:14–3:24 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_13It's just standing by the staircase, leaning.
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3:26–3:28 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_14What the hell is going on?
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3:31–3:32 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_15No, I'm not opening the door. Shut up.
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3:44–3:47 · rev_56f353656b8a9d53d4faf4d49fb471f5_16