Why I’m a better person than you [V3Wuhid4keA]

Okay, so I get a lot of criticism from

people on my YouTube channel in the

comment section. People always say things

like, I'm a monster, I'm a horrible

person, I'm a terrible person,

and no one really sticks up for me. No one

ever defends me, so I guess I have to do

it myself. And in today's video, I'm gonna

give you some reasons why I'm not such a

bad person and actually I'm a pretty good

person. So, um, let's get started.

Okay, so number 1, I don't drive. And a

lot of people say things like, oh, what a

loser, he doesn't know how to drive an

automobile. Oh, he's 30 years old and he

doesn't know how to drive a car. Yeah,

well, we live in a world where climate

change and air pollution is a big problem.

And you're saying that we should encourage

young people, we should encourage more

people to learn how to drive and get their

own automobiles and contribute to the air

pollution? Yeah, that's a great idea.

Yeah, let's, let's get all 7 billion

people on the planet their own cars and

let them all contribute more pollution to

the atmosphere and ruin our atmosphere.

And accelerate climate change and get all

the— yeah, let's get all the glaciers and

the ice caps in the Antarctic to melt and

then we'll just flood the whole planet.

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

Ugh, I just don't get it. You know, you

hear it on the news all the time, climate

change, air pollution, and you'd think

that people like me who voluntarily choose

not to learn how to drive and voluntarily

choose to use public transport, You would

think that people would, would, um, you

know, thank us for not adding more to

the pollution and not adding more to the

traffic. Have you seen the traffic

outside? It's, it's always jammed up, and

you're saying that I should go and learn

how to drive and add to that?

Are you crazy? We should be encouraging

young people not to drive. And to use

public transport more and to use their

bicycles so we don't have more traffic,

so we don't have more pollution, so we

don't use more fossil fuels. But no, you

get people in the comments section,

including my mum, saying that I'm not a

real man because I don't know how to

drive, or I'm not an adult because I

refuse to take on the responsibility of

driving. No, I'm not going to learn how to

drive. I never will. And you should be

thanking me for not adding to the

pollution, to the traffic, and I'll

probably be a terrible driver, let's face

it, and I might accidentally run someone

over. And I don't want— I don't

want that kind of power. I don't want to

have the power to be able to end someone's

life and then possibly get arrested for

being bad at driving or have a guilty

conscience for the rest of my life. So No

thank you to driving. So how about we stop

shaming people for not driving and, you

know, maybe thanking them for not adding

to all this traffic and pollution?

Number 2, I don't smoke and I don't drink

and I'm pretty healthy. I have a healthy

lifestyle and this means I'm not dependent

on the NHS or hospitals. Do you know how

many people abuse their bodies and do you

know how many millions and millions of

pounds it costs the NHS to keep

these people alive and to care for them?

Do you know how many people have terrible

diets and they don't exercise and they end

up having heart disease all the time? Do

you know how much money that costs the

public and the health services? One of the

most common diseases that people have

currently in hospitals is heart disease.

Because they don't look after themselves.

They don't eat their fruit and veg, they

don't go out for exercise, and they end up

costing the NHS, and they end up using all

these medicines and public resources that

wouldn't need to be used if they were

just, you know, a little bit more careful

with their bodies and they went out. So

you can thank me for not, for not leeching

off of the public's medication and their

NHS resources. I have never been to the

hospital since I was born. I've never had

to have an operation. I've never had to go

there and get treatment because I eat, I

eat pretty well. I have vegetables and

fruit. I drink a lot of water and I go

outside and exercise. I'm not sitting here

like a big giant fatty stuffing

my face with bacon sandwiches every day

and and getting a heart disease and then

having to go to the hospital and draining

the precious NHS resources. So the

other criticism I get is I live with my

mum, or I used to live with my parents

when I had 2 of them. A lot of people say

that I'm a man-child, pathetic, because I

live with my mum, and I don't really see

why that's a problem. Why do you want me

to move out? I mean, why should I move out

and get my own place when I live in a huge

house with my mum. Yeah, my mum

lives here as well. I don't really see why

that's a problem. Plenty of people live

with their parents because their parents

get old and they need help around. They

need, they need to be helped out so they,

they don't fall down the staircase. And

there's nothing wrong with that. There's

nothing wrong with, um, adults living with

their parents. And to say that I should

move out of this place and get my own

place, I think that would be selfish of me

because If I moved out, it would

be like this entire place is wasted if

only one person lived here. If only my mum

lived here, it would be such a waste of

space. At least we have 2 people living

here, and you know, it's not as

much of a waste. If I moved out and got my

own place, I would be taking away that

place from someone who's less fortunate

than me who might need the place, and the

The UK already has a housing shortage.

It's actually a big topic on the news,

housing shortages and not enough houses.

So what people were saying is that I

should move out, that everyone should move

out and have their own place to stay.

Yeah, the UK with a population of 60

million people, everyone should have their

own home because yeah, we have plenty of

space to just put down 60 million homes.

Yeah, the government isn't in any kind of

financial crisis or debt or problem. We

have so much money in this country, we can

easily build 60 million homes for,

for every single person who lives here.

What a silly idea. I mean, if you have a

big place to live in, you might as well

live in that big place instead of moving

out of that big place and getting a crappy

tiny little place and taking it

away from someone who might need it. It's

kind of like everyone owning a car instead

of sharing a car. If everyone had their

own car, then there'd be even more traffic

and pollution. But if you shared a car,

then it reduces that. It's a similar

thing. Number 4, I have never physically

harmed anyone apart from this kid in

school I punched in the face because he

was saying racist things to me. But apart

from that, I've never punched anyone and

I've never harmed anyone. I've never

murdered anyone. You get these people like

Winston Churchill and George Bush who,

who start wars and cause the loss of life

of thousands of people, and people think

of them as heroes, as saviors, as master

tacticians who defeated evil, when

basically they've just murderized

thousands of people and no one really

seems to care about that. But all of a

sudden, I'm the monster. Even though I've

never murdered anyone. How does that even

work? I don't even know how people can

come to that conclusion. It makes no

sense. Number 5,

I'm gonna have to use heavy code words for

this one because we're gonna have to be a

little bit sneaky. Okay, so number 5, I

don't use rubber duckies when I eat my

cereal. And people might think, well,

that's not very responsible. You might get

a disease. Yeah, well, do you know how

much plastic is in the ocean? Do you know

how dangerous all this plastic consumption

is for the environment and nature? By

2020, there's going to be so much plastic

in the oceans that 30% of marine life is

going to go extinct, and people are

blaming me because I'm not contributing to

plastic consumption by using rubber

duckies. I don't understand how people can

come to that conclusion either. Yeah, I'm

putting myself at risk. I'm sacrificing my

own safety. I could get a disease. So you

should be thanking me for putting my own

health and safety on the line to reduce

consumption of plastic in the oceans.

I mean, do you even know what happens to

rubber duckies after they've been been

discarded, they don't get recycled, they

don't get put into a furnace, they just

get tossed into a big, big container

that's full of plastic that gets sent to

China to be disposed. And you know what

they do in China? They just toss it all

into the ocean, and then it washes up in

some kind of coral reef, and then 30% of

the marine life goes extinct because of

all this plastic. And I

think I'm, I'm doing a good thing by not

contributing to plastic consumption. And

also, I'm not trying to boast about this

or brag, but I have a pretty active man

drive, and I have cereal hundreds

and hundreds and hundreds of times a year.

Do you know how, how many rubber duckies

that would be if I used a rubber ducky

every single time? There would be a

mountain of rubber duckies that would have

to be disposed into the ocean.

And if every guy who had an active man

drive like me used that much plastic, it

would just— 30% of the marine life in the

coral reefs would go extinct next year.

So yeah, I think I'm,

I'm, I'm doing my part for nature, and I

just think it's crazy that so many people

think I'm this terrible, disgusting,

horrible monster when I'm

not really that bad, and in some ways I'm

actually pretty good. And if you think I'm

a monster, you should just wait until you

get out into the real world where there

are millions and millions of criminals,

murderers, sex— shit,

I said sex— serial offenders.

So yeah, if you think I'm bad, then you're

in for a real nasty surprise.

Uh, that's all I have. Uh, see you next