How I Bamboozled my best friend's Little Sister

Hello and welcome back to a new video.

Today I would like to tell you about the

time I scammed my neighbor's 6-year-old

daughter. Now don't worry, I wasn't an

adult when this happened. It's not like I

go around scamming 6-year-old girls as a

grown man. This happened when I was also

around 7 or 8 years old. So this happened

over 20 years ago, back when I used to

live in Sutton Valence in my first family

home. I had these next-door neighbors

called Ricky and Natasha. Ricky used to be

my best friend and Natasha was his sister.

I kind of had a crush on Natasha when I

was growing up, and I was a bit flirty

with her. Unfortunately, I moved to a

different house when I was about 11 years

old and nothing ever happened between us.

It's actually kind of a funny story how I

became friends with Ricky and Natasha. I

was very young, probably around 6,

and I opened my bedroom window and I saw

in the garden of my neighbor a little boy

running around. I shouted at him, Hey!

And I waved and I said, what's your name?

And that was how we became friends for the

next 5 years. So this is how I managed to

scam his little sister out of £20.

So back when I was a kid in the 1990s,

Pokémon cards, the trading Pokémon cards,

used to be extremely popular. This was

when they first came out and they were

massively, massively popular with every

kid in school. I would always spend all

of my pocket money to get brand new

Pokémon cards. I remember they used to be

about £10 for a pack of 10. I can't

remember actually. You had to go to the

post office and you get a little shiny

package— packet of about 10 Pokémon cards,

and you would just be praying that you'd

get a special shiny Pokémon card. And all

the kids used to bring their Pokémon cards

to school and we would trade them.

Compare them and show off if we had any

shinies. And then we'd also battle each

other. There was kind of like a game that

you could play with the trading cards,

and you had little colorful gemstones,

and I can't remember how you played it

actually. And one day, Ricky's little

sister Natasha told me how she just

recently got £20 as a gift from her

relatives, and I just randomly asked her,

hey, would you like to buy my Charmander

card for £20? Now, if you know anything

about Pokémon, you'll know that the

Charmander card is a really low-level

basic card that pretty much everyone has,

and you get it straight away in the

beginner's starting pack. I didn't think

she would actually say yes. I thought she

would be clever enough to understand that

a Charmander card is not worth £20.

But shockingly, she said yes, and she

handed the £20 notes straight into my

hand, and I gave her the Charmander card.

As you can imagine, I was pretty happy

with this transaction, and I started

thinking of all of the wonderful things I

could buy with my brand new shiny £20

note. I thought, first I'll buy myself

some sweeties, maybe some chocolates, and

maybe even a brand new game for my Game

Boy. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to buy

anything because her stupid mother found

out about it. I have no idea how she found

out about it. And one day when I was

walking past the house, her mum shouted at

me from the second-floor window. She said

that she knew about the £20 and the

Charmander card, and she demanded that I

give the money back. And then she went on

to lecture me about how it was wrong of me

to trick a little girl who didn't know the

value of money. Well, maybe it's your

fault for not teaching your daughter the

value of money. Or common sense. I was

kind of annoyed because I felt like I

earned that £20 fair and square. It's not

my fault that she didn't understand that a

Charmander card is not worth £20. So I had

to give the £20 back and I got my crappy

little Charmander card back, and I was so

disappointed because I was looking forward

to being able to buy all of these nice

things and I wasn't able to buy anything.

I guess the moral of the story is, well,

I should have spent the £20 as quickly as

I could so I wouldn't have to give it back

to her mum. Oh, Ricky and Natasha. I

wonder what they're up to now. We had so

many adventures together, and it's just

kind of sad how you can be so close to

people when you're children and you can be

childhood friends, and then they grow up,

and then they don't even accept your

Facebook friend request when you finally

track them down on Facebook and want to

message them. I found Ricky's Facebook a

couple years ago, and I tried adding him

as a friend because I wanted to say hi.

And guess what he did? He didn't even

accept my friend request until a couple

years later, and then finally he accepted,

and I sent him a message saying, hey

Ricky, how's life? And he didn't even read

my message. Even to this day, he hasn't

even bothered to reply to me. Yeah,

Ricky, well, you think you're so clever,

do you? Well, Ricky, you may be interested

to know that someone else from your class

has also upset me recently. Does the name

Chris ring any bells? I bet it does,

because according to Chris, he sat in the

same classroom as you for 7 years. And

guess what happened to Chris after he

upset me? Yeah, that's right, I made a

video about him. I made a video about him

exposing his lies. And after I made the

video about him, He begged me to take it

down. I was feeling kind and generous, so

I gave him one chance to redeem himself.

People quickly learn that if you upset me,

I will make a video about you. So I

suppose we'll see how things go, Ricky,

and we'll see if I end up making a video

about you too.

Hahaha. People think they can mess

with me, yet what they don't understand is

that I wield the power of a YouTube

channel that has 106,000 subscribers.

Sure, yeah, maybe I'm kind of weak and

physically inferior to other men in the

real world, but when it comes to the

digital world, Well, that is my

playground, and I am the cat, and you are

the mouse. And do you remember David?

Yeah, well, guess what happened to David's

little brother when I went over to his

house? I found David's little brother's

Pokémon card collection, and I stole his

shiny Jigglypuff! And no one even knew

about it for 20 years. For 20 years,

I got away with it. And then do you know

what I did with his shiny Jigglypuff?

I sold it to Ben for £25.

And all of this happened because your

mother forced me to give the £20 back to

Natasha. Well, I hope you're happy. I hope

you spent that £20 well, because David's

little brother would never see his shiny

Jigglypuff ever again.