[2020-05-16] My problem with the Dutch Government [VQodWkBp9iU]

Hey, so I have some bad news and I have

some good news. I guess I'll start with

the bad news first. If you remember last

month, about a month ago, I made a video

talking about being in love and my travel

plans to go to the Netherlands to see

Mila. Well, it's been a month since then

and there was a non-essential travel ban

to the Netherlands until the 15th of May.

Well, it's now the 16th of May, and guess

what? The stupid Dutch government have

decided to extend the non-essential travel

ban until the 15th of June.

So I can't go anywhere until at least the

15th of June, and I'm stuck here unable to

go and see Mila. And apparently going to

meet Mila is not a valid reason to enter

the country. It would be classified as

non-essential. So first of all, I would

like to apologize for the really boring

content that I've put out over the last

month. It's really difficult to make

interesting content that you guys want to

see when you're a travel vlogger and you

can't travel. I can't go anywhere. I can't

go to new destinations. I can't meet new

people. So as you can imagine, I'm just

kind of stuck in my bedroom without

anything to do. For content apart from

storytime videos about stuff that happened

years ago, and I can also just retell old

stories, but a lot of you don't like it

when I retell old stories or talk about

stuff that happened in the past. Yeah, I

understand you want to hear about things

that are happening now or new things, but

I really don't really have much of a

choice because I can't go anywhere.

My plan was I was going to go and meet

Mila, and then we would do fun stuff

together, and then vlog it and make videos

and do new stuff. But thanks

to the Dutch government and China, pretty

much ruined all of my plans. And in case

you're wondering, yes, we are still

planning on meeting up. There were a few

hiccups where she nearly changed her mind

and nearly cancelled our meeting, but I am

100% sure that I will be going to meet

her. I know some of you might be worrying

worrying that you donated to the

Netherlands trip and I might not go, like

I didn't go to— like how I didn't go to

Sweden. But this time I am 100— okay,

maybe 87% sure that I will be going when

the lockdown's over. I guess the only

thing that would stop me from going would

be if Mila changed her mind about

it, which I am a bit worried about. I do

feel fairly confident that she won't

change her mind again, so fingers crossed.

Okay, so that was the bad news. Let me get

on to the good news. The good news is I

found recently— I found 2 new ways of

making money. Number one is merch,

selling merch. Don't know why I didn't

start selling merch earlier. And number 2

is OnlyFans. Okay, so first of all, the

merch. I've been designing a lot of

t-shirts and cups recently And it turns

out a lot of you guys are interested in

buying it, so that's fantastic. I feel

kind of stupid for not doing it earlier

when, you know, when I had more viewers.

Why did I wait until my channel died

before I started making merch? I have no

idea, but I guess it's better late than

never. So yeah, I have lots of merch

designs if you would like to check out my

merch store on Teespring. I'll leave a

link in the comment section. I have lots

of different designs: shirts for women,

shirts for men. I've got mugs and cups,

and I've even got pillows. And I'm 100%

open to merch design suggestions. So if

you would like something silly like I hate

Casey the Hong Kong guy— the hell's that

noise? So if you would like something

silly like I hate Casey the Hong Kong guy

on a mug, then I can do that as well.

Yeah, it's actually very nice to be able

to get back into drawing. I was very

uninterested in it, but now, now I've

found a way to make money from doing

illustrations, I feel much more— a lot

more motivated to get back into it. So

thanks for anyone— thanks to anyone who

bought my merch. I really appreciate the

support. Okay, so the second piece of good

news is I found another way of making

some extra income. There's a website

called OnlyFans, and it's kind of like

Patreon. It's kind of like Patreon, but

it's, it's a bit like a naughty version of

Patreon. So all of the stuff, all of the

fun stuff that I can't do on YouTube,

like talking about cereal in graphic

detail or getting naked in front of the

camera, well, I can do all of that stuff

on OnlyFans. I guess I was mainly inspired

by Venus Angelic. She also recently made a

video about starting OnlyFans, and that,

that made me want to also do it. So I just

made an account as a joke, and I put up

some butt pics, and somehow,

amazingly, I now have 45 fans signed

up to my OnlyFans, which is fantastic.

And I'm currently charging about $10 a

month So 45 people paying at least $10 a

month starts racking up to a fairly nice

amount. So I'm very relieved that I've got

these extra streams of income, especially

now that my channel is not doing very

well. And I guess my plans for OnlyFans

would be— well, I just want to show my

willy. I don't really have anything

against it. I think I have a nice willy.

I'm not really embarrassed about it. I'd

show it to you right now if I wouldn't get

banned off YouTube. And I want to do other

naughty things that I can't do on YouTube.

I think OnlyFans could be a lot of fun,

and people could also give me suggestions

on what I can do. So yeah,

those were a few updates. Really bad news

about not being able to travel. Well, I

don't know, because I feel like I keep

getting conflicted messages. Some people

are saying that I can go to the

Netherlands if I print out some kind of

declaration for And then some people say

that I can't go. Some people saying travel

overseas is going to be impossible until

next year, which would be— oh, I can't

even imagine what I'd do if I can't travel

anywhere until next year. And I'm starting

to think, what if I just went? What if I

just tried going? Try my luck, see if I

can get into the country. I could say I

have a relative, a Dutch relative, and

she's very ill. Do you think they would

check up to confirm if it's actually true?

What if I just went and they didn't even

ask me for any kind of reason? I don't

know, I could try. What's the worst that

could happen? The worst-case scenario

would be I waste a couple hundred pounds.

So it would be £70 taxi to the airport and

maybe £140 plane ticket, and then I'd have

to probably buy another plane ticket if

they don't let me in. So I could end up

wasting nearly £400 just to see if

I can get into the country. £400 isn't a

huge amount, is it? Maybe it's worth—

maybe it's worth the gamble to see if I

can get in. You never know, they might—

maybe they would just let me in and then

all of this stuff that I'm worrying about

wouldn't even matter. So I was just about

to finish the video and go back inside,

and then I put my hand into my pocket,

and for some reason there's a lighter in

my pocket. I'm not sure whose lighter it

is, so I thought we could burn some stuff

in the garden.

It's not working.

Looks like it's empty. Yeah, there's no

lighter fuel in there. Sorry guys, I'm

going to have to disappoint you, but there

will be no burning things in the garden

today. Maybe next time.