Cooking fried chicken in my air fryer [zMPRINxNHjk]

How could she? I thought she loved me.

Now she's going to betray me. Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh my God,

she's so evil.

Yeah, it kind of worked, didn't it? Oh my

God, guys, today I logged onto my

Facebook. I got a message from my ex-wife.

She said she wants to sue me for

being a bad husbando.

Oh my God,

why can't I live my life in peace?

Okay, let's make some fried chicken with

my frying machine.

Oh my God, just when Japan is reopening,

now I'm banned from entering because I was

a bad husband. Oh,

how can she do this?

Chihiro is dating my archenemy Nobita.

Oh my God, how could she?

What a bitch.

Who was I visiting on the bike? Well,

that's a secret.

That is top confidential secretness.

Uh, only members of my Patreon will be

allowed to know about with my secretly

recorded videos.

Oh, I hate these polystyrene blocks

because you've got to chop them up to put

That's a bit more violent than I expected.

This is— you break that, it was

like a bone. Watch this judo

chop with my knee.

It won't go in the bin.

Oh, I'm making a mess.

Oh, I feel dizzy now.

Oh, it's so heavy.

Hmm, smells like plastic.

This is

not a good idea.

Oh wow, what's this?

Gave me a package.

User manual? What kind of loser reads the

user manual? Oh, recipes.

Is that a burger?

Oh, these look nice. Pigs in a blanket.

Do you think the air fryer is better than

the halogen oven? Oh,

can make desserts as well.

What else they give me?

2-year warranty. This video

is not sponsored, not sponsored

by Cosori premium air fryer.

It'd be funny if they sponsored me. Do not

buy Cosori air fryer, it's rubbish.

As an avid fan of fried food and genuine

cuisine,

this air fryer is not up to my standards.

Very lacking in lustre and

smells... fun.

Wow, look how big it is. I didn't think it

would be so big. It's like a mini

fridge.

Ah, they put this sticker on the top.

Look, they put this sticker on the top.

It's gonna leave a mark.

Oh, I'm using all my energy here.

Why have they put this stick? It's so

stupid. They could just put it as a piece

of paper on top.

No, I'm gonna use this air fryer every

day. It's definitely going to be a good

investment in my kitchen.

I've got some chicken wings and some

steak.

Okay, let's have a look. I never used one

of these before. So maybe it'll be fun.

Oh no, I'm losing viewers. Oh, I hate my

ex-wife, she cheated on me and gave

me AIDS. How dare she.

The more I talk about the air fryer, the

more people.

She thinks she can sue me. She doesn't

have a case to stand on. I am hiring the

most professional lawyers. I'm going to

destroy her. Mentally and physically.

And her new lover, Rion Ishida,

my YouTube nemesis. They told me they

watched the SD card together and got off

to it, those disgusting heathens.

She has the whole SD card. I wonder if she

still has it. I feel like she's bluffing.

She's just bluffing. She's just saying

that to make me feel scared so that I

won't do anything to get banned from

Japan. Yeah, well,

I still got it too, and I've hidden

it in the garden. I buried it under the

How the fuck do you open it?

Oh, that's weird. Look,

you push this plastic thing to slide

Whoa, so much

packaging! Jesus Christ, look, even in

there they gotta put a piece of cardboard.

Why did I have to wrap everything in

plastic or cardboard? God.

Wow, so you just put the stuff in here and

then you slide it in.

Is that it?

What's this? I feel like this opens.

How come there's no— I guess this is the

It's so short.

Whoa, Jesus Christ!

Scared me. Don't beep

at me, stupid idiot.

Jump scared by the air fryer. How'd you

turn it on? Oh, oh geez, why is it so

Don't get it. It turns off straight away.

Why is it so tall?

Hmm.

Okay, so I don't know how to prepare the

chicken. Don't have any seasoning. I was

thinking of using pot noodle powder. Do

you think that'll work?

Right, I got chicken wings.

I also got flour.

Who knows how to make crispy fried

chicken? Because I don't know.

I feel like Japan's going to reopen soon.

You see how weak— I better not talk about

financial stuff, you guys will think it's

boring. See how weak the yen is? I feel

like they're weakening their yen to tempt

foreigners. To come back. Don't you think

so?

They're getting ready for a grand reopen.

They're weakening their currency so

foreigners are like, oh wow, Japan looks

so cheap. So I think I

need an egg. Don't you put the thing into

an egg and then flour?

Maybe I should read the instruction book.

Dip in egg, then coat in flour, then egg

again. I don't have breadcrumbs.

Got a big bowl.

Got a bowl. Oh, flour's puffing up

when I squeeze it.

I will make the finest chicken you

have never seen.

Okay, so should I put the flour in the

bowl or on the plate?

Or should I put the egg in the bowl? I

feel like the bowl is a bit too big. I'll

get a smaller bowl.

My wife promised We would get back

together when Japan opened, but she

stabbed me in my back and got with

my enemy Nobita

the fat face.

Oh,

he's so stupid. Eggshell.

Why can't they make eggshells that don't

crack? Little pieces.

And I got this Tesco flour.

Can't I sue her for revenge porn?

Because she's holding my porn without my

Oh, it's all over the place.

I hate all this stuff on this counter.

Why is there always so much stuff? Look,

people use cups and they don't wash them,

and then they complain about me being

untidy. It's an absolute cheek.

I had a weird dream that I was working at

the petrol station again, and it was all

brand new and everything was upgraded,

and the cash register was like this

self-service thing. So instead of the cash

register facing me, it was facing the

customer, so I couldn't see what was on

the screen. The customer would come up and

then scan their own items in front of me.

It was really weird.

Now, how do I make it salty? Do I have to

put in some kind of— I should have got

some kind of seasoning. I've got

chicken stock. Maybe that works.

Maybe I can crumble the chicken stock into

it like that.

Otherwise it's gonna be like a block.

That should be enough. It's quite salty.

I actually think there's not enough egg.

It was so funny just now. This guy from

the water company came and he knocked on

the door. I had no idea

why he was here. He just said— I don't

even remember what he said, but he said he

was going to check the water meter. And I

was like, okay. And then he came back

again, started explaining about a leak.

Said there's no leak. I don't know why he

was here in the first place. Who asked him

It's funny when these, um, people like the

electric people, the water people come and

I'm the only one here, and then they're

trying to explain to me as if I have any

idea what's going on. I don't know. I

don't, I don't manage stuff. I don't look

after utilities in this house. Do you

think I'm the one in charge of the water

stuff? Don't make me laugh.

Am I gonna explain the wife sewing

situation? Only if I get 100

likes or

else I'm not spilling the beans.

Okay, so do I put it in the

flour first or the egg first?

And then do I just put it into the tray?

Isn't it gonna drip? Isn't it gonna— is

that— that's plastic in the bottom. Look,

that's like foam. I was gonna cook that.

How do I get it out? What?

It's screwed in.

Look, there's like foam under that grating

thing. I can't get this out, it's all

Unless this comes out—

why is there foam under it?

Look, unless this whole thing comes out

How would it— oh, see that button?

Yeah, see why they

put this in there?

So this collects the fat, I guess.

Oh,

what's going on?

This thing's so noisy.

Okay,

so I

think I put it in the egg first. Oh,

there's hairs on the chicken, look at

that. Is it okay

to eat the chicken hair?

Okay, just put it in the egg first and

then the flour.

It looks

How many should I make? Maybe 4.

I think I've got too many chicken wings.

There's so many in there.

Well, if this goes well, I could make

more. So I've got a lot of egg. I think I

put too much egg. Oh no, flour just

exploded everywhere.

I'm making such a mess.

My mum would be screaming if she saw this.

Oh, look at my fingers. Who would suck

them? Nice and clean.

Oh, look, it's like a cake,

like cake mixture.

Okay, let's do a test one.

Test, test one, test run.

Oh, this will stunch my fingers.

Very exciting.

It doesn't

go in properly.

It doesn't go

in. It doesn't— the button doesn't click

Aha,

there. I think

that's how you do it.

Okay, so press the chicken

picture. 25 minutes at 195

degrees. Is that right?

25 minutes is so long. I want it now.

Is that right? 195 degrees for 25 minutes,

I guess.

So Chihiro,

don't leave me,

please.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

Please forgive me.

I miss you, baby.

Are you

gonna add oil? What? You don't have to add

oil, it's an air fryer. Where do you add

it to? Maybe I should read the

instructions.

How can it fry without oil? Oh, because

it's an air fryer, it's not a deep fat

fryer.

Uh, while air frying, the air fryer

only works— an air fryer works with hot

air only. Never fill the basket with oil

or fat. Never use your air fryer without

the baskets in place. Do not place

oversized food into the air fryer.

Um, dark smoke means food is burning.

Really?

Do not try to open the top of the air

fryer, it is not a lid. Oops, why did they

make it look like a lid then? I thought

you press it and it pops out.

Chicken.

Test run.

If it bakes the food, then they would call

it an air baker, not an air fryer. So I'm

assuming it's going to make it crispy.

Yeah, pretty basic.

See what the recipe for chicken is.

Muffin sandwich,

breakfast pizza,

Cajun catfish,

Mongolian chicken wings.

Prep time 15 minutes. Preheat on Cosori

air fryer. Do you have to preheat it?

Garlic palm— oh no, I forgot to put my

garlic powder. Damn it.

They're all saying

to Preheat it. I don't want to preheat it.

Oh, that looks nice. Coconut shrimp.

I'll make another batch,

and this time I'll mix my garlic properly.

Whoa, it's hot! In the back, you can

use it as a heater as well.

I think my mum did buy some panko

breadcrumbs. Oh, that's garlicky.

I don't know where she put it.

I saw a big bag of panko crumbs.

The real reason why Japan is still closed.

The reason for Japan still being closed is

ungrounded in science and grounded

in racism.

Xenophobic generational racism is

why we can't go to Japan.

Thinking about making a video, but I don't

know if that would be a good idea because

I have to talk about the pandemic.

Can we say the C word yet?

I've got some pretty interesting arguments

because the old people don't like

foreigners. They shit themselves at the

idea of a big scary foreigner coming up to

them speaking in English. Did you see Ice

Poseidon in Japan? Where every time he

went into a restaurant, the restaurant

owner just shooed him out, told him to get

lost.

Okay, this time I'll do a double coating.

Double dusting egg

and then flour

and then egg.

And then fly out.

I wish I could go outside and stream, but

the internet keeps going out.

Be nice to go into the garden, have some

beeru and fried chicken.

If it's bland, I could get some kimchi.

Got some kimchi in the fridge.

We should sue the Japanese government.

Why is no one making a fuss out of it?

They can't get away with this.

Japanese people can come here and visit

and stuff, but we can't go there. It's not

fair. We should sue them.

It's just so silly. They shut the country

off because they don't want— they don't

want the virus, but they still have the

virus anyway. They've got like 100,000

cases, so it didn't do anything, did it?

Where's that clock?

16 minutes. I don't really smell anything

nice.

I want to do a barbecue. Outside and do a

stream,

but I feel like my mum would shout at me.

I want to get some charcoal and then make

a hole and then set it on fire and then

get like a rack of sticks and then get—

buy like a big slab of meat and then slow

cook it over the fire while streaming.

That'll be fun.

Am I in Manchester? Yeah, this is my new

luxurious 5-bedroom house in Manchester

funded by Elden

My comment section is still getting

spammed to Timbuktu with all these

triggered Elden Ring fanboys. It's so

funny, they all just say the same thing.

It's just thousands and thousands of

comments of the exact same type of

comment. Stuff like, this guy must be

trolling, he's so stupid, everything he's

saying is wrong, first I thought he was

trolling, then I realized he was serious.

That's what all the comments are. There's

like 20,000 comments on that Elden Ring

video. And they're all so dumb.

There are some that get that it's supposed

to be a parody review. I can't believe how

many of them take it seriously, like it's

like, like they think it's actually a

serious legitimate review, and they

actually think that I'm a games journalist

just because I said I am. Okay, then I'm

an astronaut, I'm a Michelin chef Michelin

star chef, and this is my review

of the Cosori air fryer. So far,

extremely lacking in luster.

Apparently the Souls community are not too

Oh, it smells quite nice.

Very excited for my air frying debut.

I feel like it was a bit of a mistake in

my plan to rename the channel and then

explain what I— why I renamed the channel

whilst constantly mentioning what the

channel used to be called. Seems a bit

counterintuitive. If I'm trying to keep

the channel— old channel name a secret, I

shouldn't keep saying it. No one else say

it either. Otherwise you're going to ruin

my plan. Oh, should I— can

I pause it? Do I need to turn

them over? How do

you pause it? Oh, you can pause it.

Yeah, maybe I should turn them over. I'm

scared. What?

They're not even cooked. Oh, they look

good though. Kind of brown. The top's not

cooked.

Which part of it is cooking? Is it the

underneath that's cooking or the top that

cooks first? Is it

hot underneath? Where do I place it?

Flip them. Okay, where's my fork?

Oh, this fork's

dirty. Oh,

oh, there's blood coming out of it! Look,

why is it all red?

Oh, there's blood coming out the bone.

That's weird.

Seems like you need to flip it, I guess.

The flour is not sticking to it.

Why is— why is the flour like that?

There's all this red stuff coming out of

the chicken joints.

Oh, disgusting.

It's protein, not blood. Then why is it

red? You know why? You know when

they keep saying when all that red juice

comes out of steaks, they say it's not

blood, it's just the juices, but it looks

just like blood.

That grosses me out when you go to a

restaurant, you get a steak and it's like

swimming in a puddle of red liquid, and

then they say, oh, it's not blood, it's

just the juices. That doesn't really make

it much better. I don't

to drink steak juice. They should squeeze

it out, wring it out like a cloth.

Oh my God, Chihiro messaged me. She said

take down the stream now or I'm gonna

leak your nudes to everyone.

How dare she.

How could she betray me? I was a loving,

honest husband.

What sauce should I have with my chicken?

Got ketchup.

Mayonnaise, chili sauce, Tabasco. Maybe

Tabasco would be quite good. Tabasco. I

like saying Tabasco. Would you like some

Tabasco? Chili sauce would be

quite good.

Fish sauce. Sweet— oh, we got sweet

chili sauce.

What? Chihiro's here? Then she better

explain why I'm being sued by the

Department of Japanese Justice.

I was the most loving and honest husband.

If I wasn't honest, then how'd you know

everything that happened? Because I was

honest, that's why.

If I was so dishonest, you wouldn't know

nothing. That is a fact.

Prepare the tasting board.

How does this come off?

If you're not with me, then you're against

me, and trust me, you do not want to make

an enemy out of me. I will destroy you

physically and mentally.

I have powerful connections in the YouTube

world. Best friends with Chris Broad. All

them lot at Trash Taste, they know who I

am. They'll back me up.

Trash Taste like the Yakuza of the

J-vlogging sphere. If you're not in with

them, then you don't stand a chance.

They'll just crush you. Can you imagine

trying to build like a rival Trash Taste?

Like the anti-Trash Taste, the anti-Chris.

We'll make our own network. It'll be

called What

would it be called? What would our network

Good Taste. You know, you know how Cold

Ones ripped off Hot Ones by just changing

it to cold? That's pretty funny. You know

Hot Ones, that bald guy interviews

celebrities with the spicy chicken wings,

and then that Anything for Views just

ripped it off and Call it cold ones.

That's pretty good. Cold ones. I haven't

watched them in ages. They just drink

loads of alcohol and burp and say these

nuts all the time.

Who would be in it? Daniel, TQ, Sam, TQ,

Drew, and Ryan Boundless. Yeah.

And David Bondo,

a lord in Japan.

It's funny, before Trash Taste, the only

kind of Japan-based podcast was one

what Gimme a Break Man used to do with

that Hiko Simon guy. That was the only

equivalent before Trash Taste. Isn't that

kind of sad? I mean, the J-vlogosphere was

so small before the Trash Taste boys came

along. But then the Trash Taste boys have

been around on YouTube since like

15, 10 years ago. They never got involved

with that whole J-vlogger community that

was kind of cringe. They were fed off big,

the OG crowd. I remember

there was a very old video when Chris

Broad did a video with Gimme a Break Man

back when he was Not even known by anyone.

That was the only time they collabed

because they're all just so brand

unfriendly, all them lot. The OG crowd was

just full of drama and full of shit

talking each other behind each other's

backs, as if any brands or sponsors would

want to be involved with them, as if

YouTube, as if any of them would be able

to become like big, well-respected,

with good reputations.

I guess Rachel and Jun don't really count,

but they were part of the drama at one

point.

It's just these days it doesn't seem to be

as many cringe weebs as there used to be.

The cringiness has kind of died down a

Oh, I can hear bubbling.

I guess people just grew up, and then the

younger generation don't really care about

doing YouTube. They're on bloody TikTok.

TikTok. I don't know what the young kids

do these days. I feel like being a—

wanting to become a YouTuber is not really

as popular as it used to be. Or am I

wrong? Why is it

fizzling? Better check.

What do kids want to be these days?

Oh.

Looks pretty good. I think we can cook it

a bit longer.

It's just TikTok looks so boring. How do

you even create a community on TikTok? On

YouTube, people comment and they subscribe

and they, they join live streams. There's

like this interaction between the YouTuber

and the audience. But on TikTok, it's like

they just pump out these little short

20-second clips and then people just

scroll, scroll, scroll. Is there really

like a sense of community? I don't feel

like there is.

Getting old and out of touch.

The problem is YouTubers these days are

just such a bunch of sellouts. Back in my

day, it would be such a damaging

blow to one's reputation if they did like

a sponsor deal or they tried to promote

some kind of product. Now everyone's doing

it. You just expect them to— hey guys,

before this video begins, click on my G

Fuel link. Even I'm doing it. I made one

today for some Chinese

mobile game. Sent off my draft copy.

Hopefully they don't tell me to be more

cheerful. It's just so difficult to be

more cheerful. I'm not exactly the most

cheerful looking guy. But I had to force

myself because they want to pay me $1,400,

so I really want the money.

Tried my best to look enthusiastic.

Hopefully it's good enough. If they say I

don't look cheerful enough, then I don't

know what to do because that's as cheerful

as I can look. I think the problem is my

eyes. My eyes just look kind of dead.

Dead. I don't have that glistening spark

of positivity in my eyes.

I've got that dead inside look.

I spent a lot of time making it though.

Spent yesterday and then this morning

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Oh, look at that, still got bits of flour

on it. How do you get rid of that? And is

this bottom bit hot?

Oh yeah, it's very hot. Where can I place

it then? I need a metal

stand.

This video sponsored by Cosori air fryer.

Oh, this is all sticky.

I've bought so many cooking items now.

I've got a halogen oven, the rice cooker.

I get so bored, I just buy random cooking

appliances. Okay, where's my

chopsticks?

Listen to that.

Oh,

looks quite nice.

Crispy.

Might crack open a beer as well. Why not?

Got the house to myself.

Why not

get some kimchi? Maybe listen

to the crispiness.

What if I cover it back in egg and then

put it back in there?

Would be even more crispy. Let's get a

close-up shot.

Looks pretty nice, but there's dustings of

flour on it. I don't know why.

Are you sure I'm not supposed to put the

flour on first and then the egg?

Hmm.

Beep beep beep. Flour first

and then the egg. Really?

I keep forgetting.

Okay, let's try this one when it cools

down. So this second

batch, I might try putting the egg on

first. I mean, the egg on last

so it's slimy.

I've run out of egg now.

See, look at that. Let's, let's cook this

one so it's wet.

Yeah, breadcrumbs would have been nice.

See which one's better.

Let these cool down.

I've got

Heineken,

the best beer.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh wow, it doesn't come out when I lift

it. Look at that.

Oh, the bottle's full of foam.

Oh, I could do beer battered chicken.

How'd you do that? Instead of egg, don't

you just put beer on it? How are

the grocery prices? I just spent £46 on

Tesco delivery and the delivery

cost was £6.

It used to be like £2 or £3 for the

delivery charge, but the actual cost of

the food, I don't really notice it being

more expensive. It seems the same to me.

So all this chicken Chicken cost like £3.

I think it was £3 for this 1.5 kg

bag of chicken wings.

So you don't need trash taste friends.

You can enjoy my own kasori

fried chicken. See if

it's cooked in the middle.

Looks pretty cooked. Wow,

I would like some chili sauce, I think.

Look at that.

Hmm, not bad.

I mean, it just tastes like chicken.

I didn't put enough seasoning on, on the

powder. It's not

salty. I put so much chicken stock as

well, it's just not really salty. I need

Way more salt, I think. But I got Tabasco.

Ow,

it's hot!

Oh, I dropped it in the sauce.

Oh, it's full of cartilage.

Oh, oh, oh, that was like the tip of the

I don't know how people like the

cartilage. It's just crunchy and chewy and

weird. Oh,

thanks, Justin. Tora, dare you to dip

chicken in the egg? Uh, raw chicken?

No,

this isn't Japan where they, they eat

raw egg. Oh, I know,

where's my whiskey salt? I got that

whiskey salt in Scotland. I never used it.

Why don't we just have salt, like a salt

shaker salt? I don't know where my mum

I don't know,

it still tastes good even without salt.

See,

it's not baked, it's crispy.

Perfectly cooked.

I don't

really know what the difference between an

air fryer and the halogen oven is.

Ow, ow!

Maybe I'll get some kimchi.

Oh, thanks, Matt Lee. Are you going back

to Japan? Maybe.

First I'm going to Malaysia,

maybe.

If me and my mum can get along, I'd like

to go, but if she's going to be mean,

then I'm not sure.

I'm getting pretty full up now.

I had, I had 2 chicken wings and I'm full

up. Is that normal? I feel like that's not

normal.

Really? I only had 2.

Do you think Chihiro misses the hiding in

my room lifestyle back when there

was never a dull day?

We take the kimchi, tear it

in a smaller piece,

and then place it like this around the

chicken.

I'm excited Daniel will be a commanding

officer in World War 3. I want

to be the guy that incinerates all the

dead people in the morgue— in the

mortuary. Wouldn't you want that as a job?

That would be such a cool job. If I had to

get a job, I want to be the guy who

like pushes the bodies into the

incinerator.

Then when people ask you, what do you do

for a living? I say, oh, I just incinerate

corpses.

I want to work at a cemetery. Cemetery.

A cemetery.

Cemeteries and funeral businesses, they

must make good money because people are

always dying.

People always going to need funerals.

Even the poorest of the poorest people,

they don't just chuck the family members'

bodies into a ditch and bury them in the

forest. They all— they get them a funeral

as well.

I should open up my own funeral business.

Imagine me going to people's houses to

plan the funeral, and then they're telling

me about how the beloved

Jimmy passed away, and I'm sitting there

going, oh yes, that must be so terrible.

I'm so sorry for your loss. That must be

awful. So for the pricing

of the funeral, would you like the expense

luxurious coffin or the cardboard coffin?

We also have a selection of cardboard

flowers.

It's so weird. I remember when my dad

died, we got the funeral director to come

over. We all sat at the table together.

He brought out this catalog of coffins and

flowers. This is weird.

Oh, so your dad died? Here's selection

of coffins at different prices. So it's

so— what's the word— like,

um, shopping.

So monetary.

Well, they gotta make money, don't they?

Can't do it for free.

Would you get a cardboard coffin?

It just seems like a waste of money to

spend thousands on a really fancy coffin

and then no one's ever going to see it

apart from at the funeral.

Oh,

why is

it all black?

My back hurts. I want to sit down.

I had 3 chicken wings. I'm full.

I doubt this dude is actually gonna get to

the point of the stream. I already talked

about it several times. I talked

about it in the beginning, remember?

I can't keep repeating the same thing over

and over during the whole stream.

That'll be boring.

Did I put sauce? I got Tabasco sauce here

and I got chili sauce,

and I put some chicken stock into the egg,

but I can't taste it. I can't taste any of

the saltiness.

This is gonna be such a pain to clear up.

I can't find any salt. There's,

there's like a big plastic jug of cooking

salt, but I feel like that's not the right

kind of salt.

Have I been to the dentist? Why, are you

saying my teeth look bad?

I went to the dentist in 2020 in

Rotterdam, and they said my teeth were

fine. They're just a little bit, a little

bit stained, and they, they gave me some

hygienic cleaning with the water pressure

thing. They said apart from that, they

People always make fun of my teeth cuz

I've got one crooked tooth at the bottom.

I just have one crooked tooth and that's

the only bad thing, but it doesn't really

affect anything and

it's not even that bad compared to other

people. Have you seen that PDR Duncan guy?

His, his bottom tooth is like on a

different level from the other teeth.

It's like it's in its own lane.

There's not really much I can do about it

unless I wear braces for like 2 years just

to correct one tooth. I don't even know if

they can fix it. At this point. Oh,

did you see Belle Delphine got her

Instagram back? So I found all our

messages again. It's quite funny seeing

them again.

Seems like Instagram decided to unban her.

I don't even know why she got banned in

the first place. She's still wearing those

braces. Why? I remember Mila wanted to get

fake braces. You know, some girls think

braces look cute. Isn't that weird?

Maida started telling me about this

company she found where they sell fake

braces just for like the aesthetic look.

She said she got in touch with the guy who

was in charge of the company, and the guy

said he would give her free braces if she

agreed to come and do a photo shoot.

I don't know if she actually went and did

it because I, I didn't ask. I think she

did actually. No, I don't know. The guy

sent her like the plastic mold, but I'm

not sure if she actually went to his

studio to do a private photo shoot.

Yeah, but he was like, oh yeah, here's my

private photo shoot. Just suck my dick and

I'll give you £500 worth of free braces.

Just sounds so sketchy, doesn't it? I

mean, the guy was like this middle-aged

looking creepy guy,

white, unshaved, you know, like shaved,

kind of grizzly looking face,

long, longish blonde hair, kind of

balding.

He's like, welcome to my

photo studio.

I'll give you the premium braces if you

just get naked and let me take pictures.

I bet M would be like, oh yeah, that

sounds like a good idea.

Why not? He gave me free braces.

All I had to do was Yeah,

the guy had this Instagram full of

pictures of girls wearing these braces.

It was just— seemed really creepy.

And I was just rolling my eyes going, oh

my God, why do you want to get fake

braces? Your teeth are straight, you don't

need braces. Why would you want braces?

It's like wanting to wear glasses when you

don't actually have to wear them. I don't

know why Mira just nonstop did all this

really stupid pointless stuff for no good

reason, and then she had the nerve to call

me boring for not wanting to to do

anything interesting.

I do interesting stuff. I got a Cosori air

fryer. At least I can eat it. I just don't

do dumb stuff that doesn't serve any

purpose. Now what's the point getting

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I hate it when people call me boring just

because I keep saying no to their stupid

ridiculous ideas, like, oh, let's get fake

piercings, let's get fake tattoos of

each other's faces on our chests.

Can we just not? Like, can't we do

something that is actually useful maybe,

or productive, or creative in a productive

I just— I hate wasting time and money on

things that don't actually serve a

purpose.

It's just a waste of time.

Video games are a waste of time, but at

least they're fun and they don't leave

like a permanent scar on your body.

Well, I guess it destroys your eyesight.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, the egg-covered

experiment looks interesting.

It looks brown.

Oh, it looks weird. It's stuck to the

grill as well. Oh, I can't get it off.

It's stuck.

Oh, this is gonna be a bitch to

clean. Look at that, it's just

stuck to the grill thing.

I can't— we

built this city. I can't

believe I only had 4 and I'm full up.

It looks smooth.

It looks weird.

Let it cool down.

I think I was wearing this hoodie when me

and Mira had this— not really an argument,

but a disagreement on what color this

hoodie is. Actually, I don't think it was

this one. I think it was the hoodie I had

with the brown patches on the elbow, but

it looked like this. And I kept saying,

this is a gray hoodie. And then she kept

saying, it's, it's blue.

And I was like, no, it's gray. Look, I'll

get this app that can scan colors and scan

the color. And then she stops a random

couple on the street we walked past and

asked them if it was blue or gray. I was

We were just walking down the street and

she randomly stops this couple, asks them

what color my hoodie is. Why?

I mean, this is obviously gray. How is it

blue?

She kept arguing with me about everything.

Like we'd wake up, we'd wake up nearly at

lunchtime and then I would put, I would

start cooking ramen for lunch. And then

she'd be like, you're having ramen for

breakfast? I said, no, it's lunch. She

just said, no, it's breakfast. I said,

no, it's 1 o'clock. So 1

PM is lunchtime. So it's lunch. And then

she kept trying to argue with me saying

it's breakfast because it's the first

thing we're eating after waking up.

That's not how it works, is it? If it's in

the middle of the day, then it's lunch.

If it's in the morning, then it's

breakfast. No, she's not right. It doesn't

matter what the first thing you eat is,

it's the time. It's like McDonald's

breakfast, they only serve it before 11

AM. You don't go to McDonald's at 7 PM and

say, well, I just woke up at 6 PM, so I

demand the breakfast menu. How do

you have breakfast at lunchtime? And how

is ramen breakfast?

No, lunch, breakfast, and dinner is

determined by what time it is. So dinner

is in the evening, and then lunch is in

midday, and breakfast is in the morning.

It doesn't— it's not what the type of food

is. You can have

a bowl of cereal for dinner and then you

could have fried chicken for breakfast.

So then I had to look up— we had to look

up on Wikipedia the definition of lunch

and breakfast. So annoying. It's like she

wants to argue with me about everything.

If you work night shift, then you

wake up in the afternoon and then you have

dinner and then you go to work, and then

at the end of the shift you have

breakfast. Because when I finished my,

my night shift at petrol station, I was

coming home and then I would have a bacon

bap Full English bacon bap. I would

consider that to be a breakfast meal

and a breakfast item. I wouldn't say

that's my dinner. It's 6 AM in the

morning, I'm eating a bacon bap. How's

that dinner? I had dinner the day before.

My mum cooked it and I ate it at the

Can't people just stop arguing with me and

accept that I'm always right? And then one

time we went to play pool— played

billiards, billiards. And then what

happened? I think I potted

her ball and I also potted my own ball at

the same time. And she thought it was her

turn. And I said, no, it's still my turn

because I potted my ball. So then we had

to go on Wikipedia to look up the rules of

8-ball because she wouldn't believe me. I

played mini clips 8-ball all the time.

And if you pot your own ball, as long as

you didn't pot the white or the black,

then it's your turn the next turn. She

kept saying, no, it's my turn.

So disobedient.

This one does not look good. It's like a

weird baked egg on top of chicken.

Yeah, this one's not good.

It's like she hated to be— she just hated

to be wrong against me.

Oh, I don't like this batter. Never put

the egg on last.

Oh, it's like a weird crispy crust.

Oh no,

it's not

good. Better when the flour's on top. Oh.

Baked egg.

I'm just gonna break it off. I don't want

it. Oh,

I'm so full up.

One year later, I can still rant about

annoying things Mina did. Amazing.

I just wonder what kind of guy would not

get annoyed. Maybe the kind

of guy who doesn't care about being right

and it's just like, okay, sure, you're

right, I'm wrong.

I just hate being accused of being wrong

when I know I'm right. I also can't

stand it when non-native English speakers

argue with me on what's proper English.

Like that stupid Nepalese guy at the

petrol station complaining about how I

write my Y's.

He said I write my Y's like a V and

it was unclear. It was not unclear.

That's how you write a Y, idiot.

Been writing wires my whole life. I know

what a wire looks like.

I wonder what he's doing now.

Imagine he's still working at the petrol

station. That would be kind of

embarrassing. Don't you think it's a bit

embarrassing? You work at a petrol station

for 5 years straight.

I mean, it depends on your age. If you're

like a middle-aged person and you

got family to support, then it's fine, I

guess. If you're a young guy in your 20s

and 5 years later you're still working at

a petrol station, And you haven't found

anything better. Just seems kind of sad.

Thank God I became a famous YouTuber. I

don't know what I'd be doing if I wasn't a

famous YouTuber. Probably at the job

center scrounging money for my next Japan

trip.

Daniel, the JobSeeker Allowance is not

meant for you to go on holidays to Japan.

Yeah, I was looking for a job in Japan,

idiot.

It wasn't a holiday, it was a business

trip. Had a single mother

who needed some loving.

Oh,

look at this egg. It's like baked egg.

We should sanction Japan for not letting

us in.

We should ban their exports. What is—

Japan doesn't even export anything.

Doesn't Japan have to rely nearly 100% on

imports for energy because they don't have

anything? I've got 2 more chicken wings.

I'm so full.

Should I cook the last 2?

I'm so sick of the taste of chicken now.

Yeah, I might as well cook it, I guess.

Why not?

So my thoughts on the Cosori air fryer:

pretty good, very simple to use,

tastes— I don't know if it would taste—

oh, I should do an experiment where I cook

the one chicken in the halogen oven and

then one in here and then see which one

tastes better. I can't be bothered, I

haven't used used the halogen oven in over

a year and it's full of dust and bugs.

I feel like it's kind of bad to only have

fried chicken for lunch. There's

vegetables in the chili sauce. It's got

chili. That counts, doesn't it?

Should have had some salad with it.

I had 5, 5 chicken wings. I have

2 more. I have 7 chicken wings for lunch.

Next time. I would like to make,

um, what else should we make?

French toast sticks, baked potted egg,

muffin breakfast,

barbecue bacon.

Garlic lemon chicken legs. Oh,

look at all this chicken.

Tacos. Wow, you can make those as well.

Oh, I could make like a grilled cheese

sandwich maybe.

I want more beer. I drank this so quickly.

I'll save the last drop.

I made flour and egg battered air

fried chicken. I know

why I say chicken the way I say it now.

It's because that's how my mom says it.

My mom was saying it yesterday and then it

just clicked. Oh, my mom says chicken too.

That must be why I say it. You see, you

pick up so many ways of saying

words from your parents. I never noticed

it, and then I saw Chris saying it and he

was saying saying chicken. Chicken. It