Last Chance To Say Goodbye To Daniel [aDs4irD-GuY]

Hello, welcome back. To my last

ever livestream, the end of my channel.

Then I'm going forever.

Sayonara.

Goodbye and farewell.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

It's going to be so sad.

Ah, okay, I am ready

for some hardcore veg prep.

YouTube is a hard job.

Not everyone's cut out for it. You have to

have a special kind of tolerance level.

It requires a special type of person with

a special set of skills to be able to

survive in this environment. Toxic

environment requires

equal amounts of toxic tolerance

Do do do do do.

I'll be starting my new job at the Tesla

Gigafactory in Berlin next week as a

sandwich inspector.

100% serious. Elon Musk

emailed me yesterday. He said, Daniel,

I've got a job for you.

You start Monday, but you have to quit

YouTube. No YouTubers working in the

Gigafactory.

People ask me what happened to my sandwich

inspecting job in Berlin. I said they ran

out of sandwiches for me to inspect, so I

had to get a new job. Down at the coal

mines.

I guess I suppose I'm supposed to feel bad

for making stuff up and lying, but it just

cracks me up.

It's just funny.

Do do do do. And they say you should do

YouTube for fun and do what do what

you think is fun. So that's what I'm

What could I do next? I could do.

My experience quitting YouTube, or one

week later after quitting YouTube.

That'll be my next video, I think.

Where are you these days, Europe or Japan?

I've been gone a while. I'm in the

Netherlands now.

But I think I'm gonna leave soon because

of Brexit. I don't really fully understand

what I'm supposed to do, so I thought,

why don't I just go back home for a little

bit?

Say hello to Mrs. Mimo,

do some digging, and then come

back a few weeks later after Brexit has

been finalized. That way I don't really

have to do anything. I just let the

process sort itself out, and then I'll

come back, and then, um, I guess I'll

be, I'll be registered on the new system

instead of having to transfer from

pre-Brexit to post-Brexit status.

Oh, thank you, Rio. You're the best

YouTuber, don't ever quit. I'll try not to

So I'm probably gonna leave next week,

and I'm not sure about this place because

I'm supposed to be staying in January,

but if I don't pay January, then I might

not get my deposit back. So I think I'll

just pay for January even though I won't

be here, and then I'll get my deposit

back. Um.

And then maybe look for a new place next

time. I think the next place I'll get will

be better and bigger and higher up,

and it should have a bathtub so I can have

a bath. I like my relaxing baths with my

bubbles and my soap and my aromatherapies.

No, Paul, stop doxxing me! Or I will

report you to the

authorities. Did it? Did it? Well, since

my address has been doxxed, I'm gonna

expect—I'm going to be expecting some

Christmas presents.

I should do Christmas present unboxing

stream.

But you better not send me weird stuff. I

want nice things only.

No smelly panties unless you're a cute

Asian girl.

Yeah, I will be able to come back here

after Brexit. I'll just be able to come

back here as a tourist. And tourists can

stay for 90 days without a visa.

But the bad thing is that was kind of

unexpected. I was hoping that I could just

travel between different European

countries, 90 days, 90 days, 90 days, or

do 90 days here and then a few days in

France and then come back here another 90

days. But I don't think that's going to be

possible because the entire region of

Europe is going to be counted as one

country. So it's 90 days in all of

Europe in the Schengen area. So my plan to

do some country hopping, I don't think

that would work.

Oh my God, my eyes are burning.

So if there's a European country that's

not in the EU, maybe I could go there.

But the only ones that aren't in the EU

are those weird countries like Belarus and

Ukraine. I don't want to go to a country

that's near Russia. Russia is just weird.

So my idea is,

well, I guess it'll be the same as what I

used to do in Japan, you know, 90 days in

Japan and then come back home to England.

But this time, 90 days in Netherlands,

and then,

uh, what's 90, 90, 90?

180. Half a year is 180. What is 3

quarters of a year?

180 plus 90 is 260.

Well, I mean one month— I mean 3 months in

Netherlands, and then the remaining 9

months of the year I would have to spend

somewhere else, probably just go back home

to England. So what I could do is I could

just live at my mum's place for free,

save up a ton of money, and then live in a

nice place in Rotterdam. You know, up in

the sky in a skyscraper, not on a crappy

street full of you know what.

I think that could be quite a nice plan.

Oh, thank you, Altisha. England, which

prince is your cousin? I have a Cousin

called Harry. I don't know if he's royal.

Will I delete my channel? I will delete my

channel when I get to a million

subscribers.

Cut the onion.

I saw a sushi kit, sushi making

kit at the supermarket. I wish I got it.

It would be fun to make sushi all by

myself. It's not really that difficult,

is it? You just boil some rice and then

you put fish on it and you roll it in the

bamboo rolling thing. Where am I now? I'm

in Rotterdam.

The most expensive city in Europe.

What am I cooking? Um,

I don't know actually. I've got pork belly

and I've got a bunch of vegetables. I

think I'll just put it in the oven. I

didn't really plan anything special for

dinner. It's just vegetables and meat.

How am I gonna make money? Maybe I can

make a video about this. A lot of people

seem to be interested in how I'm gonna

make money without YouTube. I made $2,800

on the stock market this month.

I am a stock market genius.

I don't know why I'm so good at it, but

for some reason I just keep making money.

So I feel pretty confident in my ability

to make money on the stock market, and I'm

not doing anything risky. It's not like

I'm doing options or leverage trading.

I'm just doing pretty low-risk trades.

You know, the annoying thing is people

keep lecturing me about the stock market,

trying to give me advice. I don't know how

many times I have to say this, but I'm not

interested in advice. I don't want advice

unless I specifically say, guys, I need

some advice. Then I probably don't want

advice, but for some reason people seem

to be unable to stop themselves from

writing these massive paragraphs in the

comment section explaining stuff to me as

if they think I don't know all this basic

stuff. There's nothing you can say that I

don't know already. For the last 2 months,

I've been watching videos about the stock

market. I've already heard everything,

and I've heard about the risks. Why would

you think I don't know this stuff?

People treat me like I'm a child. It

really pisses me off. The most irritating

comments are the ones where they keep

calling me a psychopath, and they, they

keep saying, Daniel, you have a repulsive

personality. Daniel, you're a psychopath.

Daniel, you're a terrible person. Number

one, That's your opinion that no one asked

for. Number 2, why do you think I give a

shit if you think I'm a repulsive person?

And number 3, if you think I'm a

psychopath, then you just wait until you

meet an actual psychopath because you're

going to think I'm a butterfly compared to

actual psychopaths. Calling me a

psychopath is just an insult to actual

psychopaths and it's just belittling the

word. Because trust me, there's a

lot of people out there who are way, way

worse than I am.

You can— you put me on like a chart of

dangerous crazy people, I'm like level 2

compared to the actual psychos who are

like level 90. When people calling me

psychopath and stuff are just idiots and

completely blowing it out of proportion.

I'm a psychopath because of what? Because

I cheated a few times? Oh, I guess 80% of

the male population are all psychos then,

because I'm pretty sure most guys have at

least cheated once.

Now, the worst I've done was I cheated a

few times and I said some lies and I

said some rude things about people. Oh no,

I'm a psychopath. According to that,

they treat me like I've murdered someone

or I killed someone's baby and then buried

it in a forest. Jesus, calm down.

Calm down, Charlie.

And I haven't even done anything bad this

year. What is the worst thing

I've done? I cheated. Yeah, so I cheated

last year in summer. I haven't cheated

at all this year.

I haven't done anything bad this year.

What have I done this year that was bad,

that makes me such a crazy psychopath that

needs to be locked up in an institution?

What did I do this year that was so

terrible? Yeah,

exactly, nothing. Thanks for proving

my point.

This is stupid because I thought by now

people understand that I'm a bit of a

troll, so you're just judging someone's

character based off of their internet

persona. It's just really stupid.

Ah, idiots upstairs, so noisy. I thought

they moved out. I think new people moved

in because I saw a van come and they were

bringing in new furniture. It sounds like

some of them did move out because the

child running up and down doesn't do that

anymore, so I'm guessing they moved out.

But the guy who coughs and spits all the

time, he's still here because I can hear

him coughing and spitting.

I honestly don't understand how people

Still don't realize I'm a bit of a troll?

I've been doing it since 2017.

Look at my video titles from 2017.

How would you not think I'm a troll? I

don't understand how people think I'm

100% genuine.

It just— it really baffles me.

And people refuse to believe that I'm

trolling. They'll say, oh, you're just

saying that as an excuse because you don't

want people saying that that's what you

actually like.

The only time when I was 100% genuine and

real was probably 2016 when I was doing

those vlogs in Korea and Taiwan.

But I'm pretty sure most people here were

not watching me when I was in— back in

2016 or 2015.

Do do do do do.

Do do do do do do do.

Also, the people who keep saying your

channel died because you left Japan are

annoying as well, because. The channel was

still getting really good views back in

England when Mila first came.

I was getting 40K, 50K views when

Mila came to my home in England. So don't

give me all that, your channel died

because you're not in Japan anymore.

The channel always booms when there's a

girl in the videos,

and recently there's not really been any

girls.

So I really disagree when people say going

back to Japan is gonna get viewers back

again. I don't think so. Maybe for the

first few videos, then I just realized

it's the same.

Really, I need like, uh,

Hmm, what do I need? I guess I need other

people in the videos, not just me. But

after what happened with the Hong Kong

guy, I think you can understand why I'm

reluctant about getting other people

involved in videos again. Because what if

they turn against me and they make their

own channel and they start using my name

for views?

That is the worst,

worst person ever in the whole world.

An actual psychopath is the Hong Kong guy.

I mean, he kicks a little bean sack in the

park. That's not normal. That is

psychopathic tendencies.

That's not what normal people do.

Okay, got enough onions. I also got these

runner beans, which I haven't had in ages.

They're quite good.

So I've got a lot to do this week. I need

to, I need to book my plane ticket back

home. I need to book a taxi from the

airport.

And I don't know if England is in lockdown

right now. I heard they are in lockdown,

so how am I supposed to get home? Surely

I'm allowed to get a taxi from the airport

back to my home,

and then I need to get a taxi from here to

Amsterdam Airport, and then I need to sort

out this place.

Oh, so many things to do. And then people

say my life is boring now. How is it

boring? I literally moved to a new

country, got a new girlfriend,

and then became a rockstar stock trader,

and you think it's boring? I don't

understand you.

Sounds pretty exciting to me.

Did I really buy the $500 Apple

headphones? No, I just faked it.

Got a screenshot from Google.

I was kind of interested in getting them,

but that little bra case that you need to

put them in just looks so stupid. They

ruined it with the case.

London is on full lockdown. What about the

airport? Because I really should get back

home before Brexit happens. Otherwise,

I might get arrested for not

doing something I'm supposed to do.

I do miss home a little bit. I miss Mrs.

Mimo. I miss my garden. I miss my

computer. Thinking about upgrading my

computer. I had my computer since 2015 and

the specs are pretty outdated now. It's

just got an i5 processor and a GTX 1060

and 16 gigs of RAM.

And I want to update it, upgrade it, or

just buy a completely brand new one. I

want an RTX 3090, I want Core

i9, and I want a curved monitor.

That would be nice. And I want to get a

massive 60-inch TV and What

else do I want to get? I just want to get

some upgrades for my bedroom.

What do you think? I might build

the computer myself and then livestream

myself building it, or make a video

building it. So I can show you how to

build one, but it's been a long time since

I last built one. Kind of forgot how to do

it. Or maybe I'm too lazy now and I'll

just buy one pre-made.

Still haven't decided. I really

want to play Red Dead Redemption. I don't

know why I never played it. It came out 2

years ago, but it looks really good. On

YouTube I saw some videos.

It looks fun.

Also, I want to try out the new characters

on Rainbow Six. There's a few updates

since I last played it. I don't know what

else I want to get.

Did I get a PS5? No, PS5 looks kind of

Excuse me.

Oh, you'll never guess who messaged me.

Facebook. I wasn't sure if I was gonna

talk about this.

Yeah, I'll talk about it. So the Japanese

bisexual guy messaged me a few nights

ago saying that he was on YouTube and my

channel randomly popped up and he saw the

video I made about him. He wrote this

massive message to me apologizing, saying

that he was sorry if I I made— if he made

me uncomfortable.

So I replied to him saying, don't worry,

you don't need to apologize, you didn't

make me feel uncomfortable, it was fine.

And he also said that he was planning on

coming to Europe this year or maybe next

year, and he asked me if I wanted to meet

up, and I said sure, maybe he would want

to be in a video. That would be really

interesting, wouldn't it, if I could get

the gay guy— I mean, the bisexual Japanese

guy in a video. He's like an OG character.

Thankfully, he wasn't angry that I used

his picture in the video, but he's always

been nice. He's a really nice guy.

I met him 9 years ago when I went to,

uh, Saitama near Tokyo, the second time I

went to Japan. When I had the French

girlfriend, I used to hang out with him

and the French girlfriend.

So maybe he'll be up for making videos

together, not sure.

And he's not a dickhead like some people,

so I feel like it'll be safe if,

if I bring him onto the channel, and then

people will be interested again, I guess.

I don't know if he would be willing to do

it. I don't even know what we would do

anyway.

Wouldn't it be cool if I could get the

Australian guy on a video? But he probably

hates me. He's probably kind of scared of

me. Telling everyone about his naughty

business screwing Japanese women every

weekend. What a dirty boy.

I've got his picture on my phone.

Remember I found his Facebook and he was

that rugby player? Oh,

I can make Korean style something here

because I've got the Korean red chili

paste.

How can I make this?

Did I watch the Tesla run-up yesterday?

That was so exciting yesterday. Oh my God,

I was just staring at the stock market all

day yesterday up until the very last 5

minutes. Tesla just went crazy. It was— it

jumped up to $670. During the day, and

then the last 5 minutes it suddenly

plunged down to $6.30, and I was

panicking. I was thinking, oh no, should I

sell? Should I sell? Should I hold?

Should I sell? I ended up holding it, and

the very last 2 minutes it jumped straight

back up from $6.30 all the way back up to

$6.70 or $6.80, and then it ended around

$6.95. It was nuts.

And now Monday's gonna come and we're

gonna see if it drops down or if it stays

around $700-ish. I still don't know if I'm

gonna sell it or not. If I sell, I could

sell it for over $8,000,

so I'm really tempted to sell it, but then

everyone's saying it's a good long-term

stock to hold, so I really don't know what

to do, to be honest.

It was pretty exciting though. Who would

have known watching a little line go up

and down could be so much fun? It's hard

to convey the excitement unless you're

actually into it yourself. I guess to most

people who are not into it and they don't

invest, then it's probably kind of boring.

Okay, let me think. How do I make dinner?

Look what I've got. I've got this Korean

chili paste. Who knows what

this is? This is what makes Korean food

all orange and red and spicy.

Look at that, looks like strawberry jam.

Wow, that smell just brings me back to the

days when I used to live in Korea.

It's so weird how food smells can remind

you of when you're in a different country.

Like, miso soup really reminds me of Osaka

when I first went there 10 years ago, and

then this reminds me of the ex-Korean

girlfriend I

want to rub it into everything and then

put it in the oven. Would that work?

Oh, I got a Christmas present for you know

who. Do you want to see it?

But don't tell her, it's a surprise.

I got this for her.

You see, I do do nice things, and then

when I do nice things, you ignore me, and

then you just carry on saying, oh, I'm a

horrible person and I only think about

myself and I don't care about other

people. Look, I bought a present!

How can all those people who keep saying

that I don't care about other people and

I'm a psycho and I'm a horrible person How

can they say stuff like that and then just

blatantly ignore anything nice that I do?

Like when I gave that €40 to those beggars

in Berlin, and when I donated $15

to TotalBiscuit's wife after he died. I do

lots of nice things. Do you want me to

write down a list of all the nice things I

Stupid idiots calling me a psycho,

saying that I don't care about other

people. I gave €40

to beggars,

gave $15 to Total Biscuits'

wife. I bought Christmas presents,

bought presents for Mila and

my family and her family, by the

way. Um,

I bought AirPods for Chihiro.

It wasn't even a special occasion or

anything, and she didn't ask me to buy

them. I just randomly got them.

And I

bought my dad a

CD, The Killers, the band called

The Killers, because I saw him listening

to it on TV and he really liked it. So I

thought I'd buy him the album for his

birthday. I always buy gifts.

For my family on Christmas.

Uh, what else did I do that was nice? I

donated— I donated about $50 to

Ice Poseidon because I like him,

and I cried when my cat died.

So you look at all this, I don't know how

you can say that, that I don't care

about people and only think about myself

and I don't buy gifts for people.

Look at this. This is just a small

example, just off the top of my head, of a

few things I'd done that was nice. So how

dare you write these paragraphs in my

comment section saying Daniel, you're

repulsive because you only care about

yourself. Me, me, me, me, me. Fuck you.

Fuck you. That's what I have to say to

you. How dare you say those terrible

things about me when you don't even know

me? You probably watched like 2 videos and

you made up your mind. Those people who

write that stuff in the comments, they

suck. They are the shittest of the shit of

people. I hate them. They just suck so

much. They watch 2 videos and they think

they have all the knowledge to negatively

judge some stranger on the internet.

I'd love to see what kind of people they

are. Stupid idiots.

Fuck them.

I mean, screw them.

People don't even know me. Yeah, I've done

bad stuff, but I also do good stuff. No

one's 100% good. Everyone is good and

bad. There's nothing in the world where

it's 100% good. There's good and bad to

everything. It's called yin and yang,

bitch. Why don't you get it into your

thick head? There's no such thing as a

perfect angel.

They don't exist. And if you think they

do, they're just faking it.

Why am I mad? Because I'm sick and tired

of people calling me repulsive and calling

me a psychopath in the comment section,

making me sound like I don't care about

anyone. Obviously I

care about my family and I care about

girlfriends and wives and I care about

people who are close to me. Yeah, maybe I

don't really care that much about

strangers. Like if I saw on the news a

stranger got hit by a bus and died, I'd

probably say, oh, that kind of sucks, but

I wouldn't really care that much because I

don't even know the person. But if it was

my mum, I'd cry. Yeah,

as if, as if they would really,

really care if some stranger on the news

got hit by a bus. As if they would start

crying because they're so sad about it.

They would be the same. They'd just say,

oh, that sucks for that person.

Bunch of hypocrites, aren't they? There's

just such a bunch of hypocrites who are

always judging me, as if they're any

better. I really doubt it in

the first place. If they're the kind of

person who writes those kind of negative

comments in the first place, then that

already just shows you what kind of

person, what kind of people they are,

which is shitty people.

Oh, thank you, Luca. How are my stocks

going? They're going pretty well. Not as

well as they were doing last week,

but even with the recent bumps in the

market, I'm still up by about 20%.

I'm actually beating the market.

Everyone's like, oh, you shouldn't try and

beat the market. Even the best analysts

fail to beat the market. How come I am 20%

above the market then? Maybe I'm just a

genius. Well, maybe I got lucky, but I'm

doing pretty well, and I've got a lot

invested in a couple stocks which I

expected to go to the moon very soon.

I bought Tesla before the S&P inclusion.

Do you know how much gains I'm gonna gain?

Oh wow, thank you, Caleb. It was nice to

watch your channel for 2 years. I've seen

your ups and downs. I will miss your drama

and walking through the parks. Oh, that's

so kind. Thank you to you too.

Oh, thank you, Sage. Do I smoke or vape?

I don't smoke, but I used to vape when I

was in Japan. I was thinking about getting

another vape, but I don't know.

Chihiro didn't like it because it made

her— it triggered her asthma, and she said

it looked lame. I thought it looked cool,

puffing out clouds.

And there were plenty of people on the

channel with who I treated well. So maybe

I didn't treat some people well, but that

doesn't mean I didn't treat everyone Well,

someone— some other idiot in the comments

said I'm a terrible person because I treat

everyone like shit. Yeah, well, these are

a list of people I treat well. George.

When have I ever said anything bad about

George, the Japanese from Zero guy? I met

him a couple times. He was in my videos.

I never said a single bad thing about

George. What about, uh, what fake name did

he give? Eugene. The American guy I met

in Korea, I never said anything bad about

him. I treated him nicely. Who else was

there?

Um, Essex Girl. I never said anything bad

about Essex Girl or Mila.

The most I said about Mila was she was

annoying, but that's hardly anything, is

Oh, thank you, Ricky. Goodbye to you too.

It was nice knowing you.

See, I was nice to plenty of

people, and then they, they say I'm a

terrible person because I treated Tomoko

bad, who deserved it. I mean, she lied to

me. Chihiro, okay, maybe she didn't

deserve it. That was my fault. Uh,

Turkish girl,

not really my fault. I mean, if she was so

upset and bleeding so badly, then she

should have said something. Not really my

fault, but I was kind of mean to her. Who

else was there that I treated really

badly? It's like 3 people.

Oh no, I was mean to 3 people, that makes

me a terrible psychopath.

My sister? So when have I ever said

anything bad about my sister? I'm always

very respectful towards my sister. Maybe

my mum, I said some mean things, but she

was making me angry, so I had to.

I feel like I treat some people badly

and I treat some people well, so how can

you say that I treat everyone like shit?

What are you talking about?

I didn't say a single bad thing about

Essex Girl, did I? But because I said

a few bad things about one or two women,

then all of a sudden I'm a misogynist.

People are so stupid with their logic.

Their logic doesn't make any sense. It's

like they just cherry-pick all these bad

points to make their point, and then they

completely ignore all of the other things

which would invalidate their point.

And then they call me manipulative. Bunch

of hypocrites they are.

I think on the scale, I'm not that bad of

a person. Obviously I seem like

a bad person if you just focus on all of

the bad things, but they always ignore all

of the good things.

What about the time when I fed that stray

cat in the park? No one ever says, oh,

Daniel's so kind to animals. They just

ignore it. They don't even pay any

Okay, things are going to get a bit messy

here, but That is what cooking is.

You'll get your hands dirty.

Oh, these people can't close the door

quietly to save their lives.

Pan's got some dirty things in it from my

pizza. I had a really nice pizza last

night. It was some kind of olive and

salami pizza. Really good. Isn't it crazy?

You go to a pizza restaurant like Domino's

Pizza or some fancy Italian pizza

restaurant and they charge you $20 for

some fancy looking pizza when the frozen

pizza in supermarkets, which only costs

about $2 tastes way better.

What is with that? I would much prefer the

supermarket frozen pizza over

some of these fancy schmancy pizzas

in these Italian restaurants.

Oh look, it's all black.

Frozen pizza is good, especially when

they've got good toppings like olives and

mushrooms and salami.

Okay, so this is how you make Korean-style

pork and vegos. Porko and veggo.

Put it all in your pan.

I don't know if we needed broccoli.

Now you get your chili paste.

Hmm, how do I do this?

Scoop. Oh, this feels weird.

I kind of want to put my dick into it. It

looks gooey. Oh yeah,

look at that.

Oh wow, there's like a suction when you

pull your finger out. It sucks on your

finger like your mama last

Oh yeah, is that enough? I don't know,

maybe a bit more.

That should be fine. Look at my fingers.

That's what it looks like when your mum is

on her period.

And then we mix it all together,

mix it all together.

We need the Cooking with Daniel theme

tune.

Wow, that looks good.

Look, you can make a mountain like this,

like a burger.

I think

if there's any Koreans here, then they'll

know what I'm doing. Oh, look at those

hands! 大山。 I

like to imagine these are the entrails of

my haters. Yeah, you think you can call me

a psychopath? Look who's covered in chili

paste, about to get cooked in the oven.

Not so clever now, are you?

Daniel's a terrible person.

Fuck you.

It's not my job to be a nice person.

I'm not just going to be automatically

nice to everyone. If you wrong me, then

obviously I'm not going to be nice to you,

am I?

Stupid people. They expect me to be nice

just To everyone, no matter what kind

of stuff they've done to me. Oh,

lied to Daniel about her age. Oh,

Daniel's supposed to be nice to her.

Used his wife for views. Oh, Daniel's

supposed to be nice to him. Uh, how about

no?

Okay, I need to wash my hands. Look at

Okay, now we need some salt.

Need some rice as well. This would be kind

of weird without rice, wouldn't it?

It smells very Korean. Put some salt.

Need kimchi, but I don't have any kimchi.

Saltiness brings out the flavor.

It's also a good way of killing slugs.

Who else put salt on slugs in the garden

and then they all bubbled and foamed up?

It was weird and gross.

Will I make any video that isn't a lie?

Well, it's not like I want to lie, but for

some reason the videos that are lies and

fake, they seem to get the most views, so

don't blame me. It's on my finger and I

put it on my trousers.

How is it my fault that the,

the videos that people want to see are the

fake ones, and then when I make non-fake

ones The people don't want to see them.

You look at all my videos, and the ones

that were not fake has terrible have

terrible views, and then the ones that are

fake have the best views.

People keep rewarding me for the fake

stuff and the drama and the toxic stuff,

and then when I try and make nice stuff

that's not fake, then they punish me by

not watching it. So which Which kind of

videos do you think I'm going to carry on

making when my life depends on income

from the channel?

I tried to make genuine content again and

didn't even get 10K views.

So I thought to myself, well, fuck this,

I might as well just carry on with the

fake stuff since even if I admit that it's

fake, the fake stuff still gets more views

than the real stuff.

So it's not my fault, it's your fault,

it's the viewer's fault.

Because you are encouraging the bad stuff

by clicking on it.

Okay, let me make some rice. I'll be back.

Okay, so the rice is cooking, oven is on,

dinner should be ready soon.

And then people keep saying, why don't you

make interesting content? It's because I

don't know how to make interesting

content. If I knew how, I'd be making it

already. My content was only ever

interesting when stuff was happening in my

life, and for the past few months,

nothing has really been happening.

Well, I got into the stock market and I

made a lot of money, but people don't seem

to care about the stock market. So it's

not as if nothing's happening, it's just

nothing that you people find interesting

has been happening. So that means there's

been no cheating and there's been no

getting kicked out and there's been no

silly petty arguments with random Hong

Kong guys. So I guess that means my

channel is boring now because I'm not

doing that stuff.

But I think the whole stock market thing

is pretty interesting, but for some reason

most of you guys don't care about it.

Oh, thank you, George. Plot twist, your,

your Daniel's fans are psycho. Yeah, what

if the people who complain about me being

psycho are the actual ones who are the

I'm the normal one. Everyone else is

weird.

Every time I talk about the stock market,

I just get a bunch of Karens moaning and

nagging me, saying, oh, You have to be

careful. Don't invest more than you can

lose. It's gambling. Wow, wow,

wow.

It's not gambling if you choose good

companies. And how is Tesla not a good

company?

Tesla is going to be the biggest company

in the future. Everyone's going to have

one. And they're not just cars. They've

got all of this software and AI and

renewable energy software that can be

implemented into new markets. It's not

just going to be a car company. They're

going to spread out into every industry

when renewable energy is going to be a

bigger thing than it is now.

I don't know why people are so negative

about the stock market.

Yeah, stocks go down, but eventually they

always go back up unless the company goes

bust. And if you choose good companies,

then you don't have to worry about them

going bust, do you? Name one company

that's gone bust recently. I can't even

think of one. There was Blockbuster that

went bankrupt.

And then I start feeling like I can't talk

about the stock market because people are

not interested. And then they'll stop

watching if I keep talking about it, just

like Rainbow Six. Every time I talked

about Rainbow Six, people thought it was

boring and they just stopped watching. So

the only thing that I could talk about

that people seem to be interested in was

moaning about girls and moaning about how

annoying some people are, and then talking

about sex that I had. So there's

a very limited amount of topics that the

majority of my viewers seem to be

interested in: girls, sex, and moaning

about people so

that they can write their massive long

essays About why I'm a terrible person.

Wow, it looks good in the oven. So we need

a timer for 10 minutes. It is 7:32, so

7:42 I'll take the rice off. Look at those

babies.

They look like little gizzards, don't

they? And then we've got the rice cooking.

Now we just let the oven and the fire do

its job.

Oh, and I've got a special treat all the

way from Japan. Good old Kirin

Biru Ichiban something

premium beer.

Brewing from only the first press will

ensure that the refined flavor is always

at its purest. Oh,

good old Japan with its funny English.

And look, I broke my iPhone already. I was

sitting on the toilet and then it just

kind of fell forwards like this because

it's a bit top-heavy. And I dropped it on

the hard floor and it, it's got this

silver scratch on the top now where it

chipped. And at the bottom, look here as

well. You see that little silvery,

silvery scratch?

So not even a week and I've already

dropped it. And it wasn't even high up.

It was from the height of the toilet when

I was sitting down on the toilet and it

just fell out my hand like that onto the

hard floor. And I've got this silver chip.

I'm thinking of getting some blue paint

and painting on it. I don't want to

get a case because the design is so nice.

Look at this design, such a good design.

I don't want to put an ugly case on it.

It's so pretty. I went to

the phone shop a couple weeks ago and I

tried out the iPhone 12 Pro and the Pro

Max, and the Pros don't feel good.

The Pro lineup of the iPhone 12 has this

silvery shiny edge on here and it just

makes the phone feel really cheap. I like

the non-Pro lineup better because it

doesn't have the shiny edge, but the zoom

lens is quite nice to have. Sometimes I

wonder if I should have gotten the normal

size iPhone 12. The mini is quite small.

Sometimes I wonder if it's too small, but

still, it's a very good phone. I still

think the Samsung is better for making

videos because I don't know where they've

placed the microphones. I think they

placed the microphone here, so when I'm

vlogging like this and then I say certain

letters like P, there's a very harsh wind

blowing sound that I don't get on my

Samsung because the mic isn't here. It's

at the bottom. So yeah,

I still prefer the Samsung for making

videos, which is kind of annoying because

I would like to prefer the iPhone for

everything so I can say, yeah, this is the

best phone ever. But I still can't say

it's the best phone ever because Apple

still refuses to put the mic at the

bottom. They keep putting it here and then

here as well.

Here is really the best place to have the

microphone because it captures sound from

front and back and it doesn't pick up the

P sound when you say words like Peter or

pepper.

Well, I guess since my channel's dead, I,

I could just stop caring about audio

quality. I used to really care about

having good audio.

But if you guys don't care, then why

should I care? Read the Super Chat. Oh, I

wasn't watching. Sorry, I got a Super

Chat. Where is it? Send it again. Wait.

Oh, I saw it. Tomate Potato, thank you.

There's always people going to dislike you

no matter what you do. You don't have to

please everybody if you enjoy making

content for something. Mini livestreams

and small vlogs are fun.

Yeah, I get what you're saying, but

sometimes it just gets a bit annoying.

Because it feels like the comment section

always just feels really negative,

and the comments where it's just people

having a go at me seem to stand out more

than the normal comments do.

Maybe it's just human psychology, but the

negative comments always catch my

attention more than the nice comments do.

But they always sound so serious with the

criticisms, and they always seem

to enjoy explaining to me why I'm a

terrible person. So they'll say, you're a

terrible person because of this and that,

as if they think I don't know why I'm

a bad person in some aspects, as if they

think I need explaining,

as if they think I'm sitting there reading

it going, oh, I didn't realize. That

people think I'm a bad person because of

all of the things you just said. I had no

idea cheating was bad. Thank you for

telling me.

I'm reading it thinking, oh well, thanks a

lot, Captain Obvious, for stating all

these really obvious things.

Next, people are going to be explaining to

me why killing is bad and,

and why punching people

is bad. They really think I'm that stupid,

don't they? That's the annoying thing. It

just feels like constantly being

patronized and talked down to,

as if they think they're so intellectually

superior. Like a,

a teacher or a parent scolding their

child. That's what I feel like.

There's nothing that these people say that

I don't already know, and obviously

I know myself better than anyone else

does. How do they think they know me

better than I know me? They don't.

They know nothing. They only know what I

let them know.

Anyway, it's a waste of oxygen just trying

to explain or reason or debate with these

people because they're so stubborn and

they think they're so clever when actually

they're not.

And they'll never listen, and they'll

never admit that they were wrong about

anything. So in a way, I guess they're not

too different to me.

I think my rice is ready.

Yeah, well, end of the day, I'm always

right and they're wrong and they're

stupid. Did you like my present? Maybe I

should write a little card on it that says

Happy Christmas.

Maybe I can modify

this card. Where are my scissors?

It is arts and crafts day.

I hate it when they say you never admit

that you're wrong or you never take

responsibility. For things.

It's because I'm not wrong about anything.

Name one thing that I'm wrong about.

If I thought I was wrong about something,

then I wouldn't say it in the first place.

And if they think they can bully me into

apologizing or admitting I'm wrong to

something, then they are very wrong.

Because even if I do think I'm wrong about

something, I'm not going to admit to it or

apologize for it. Because I felt like I

was bullied into doing it. I'm just gonna

stick to my guns and say, no,

you're wrong, I'm not wrong, shut up.

Oh yeah, it's a pretty thick-looking

reindeer, very buff.

Can you say my name before you leave

YouTube? Okay, Jen,

Jen Rod, hello.

Do you say Merry Christmas or Happy

Christmas?

Merry.

I can't fit Christmas on, it's too long.

That's good.

Oh, I didn't put from Daniel.

People keep blowing stuff up here. All day

long I can hear fireworks.

Yeah, apparently they banned fireworks

here, but they still do them, but they

don't do the flashy, pretty-looking

fireworks because that would give it away.

They do the, the What's the word?

They do the really loud bang fireworks

that don't have any flashing, so it's just

like a flashbang basically, and it just

goes bang. What's the point of it? Oh, we

just wasted $15 so we can hear a bang.

So primitive. Oh, loud noise,

haha, funny. Grow up.

Why don't you just put on some headphones

and then search for explosion sound effect

and then crank up the volume, and then

there you've got it for free. It's

basically the same.

I just saved you money.

What did I buy her? It's a secret.

I got her How to Be a Better Lover.

No, I'm just joking. Where's my sellotape?

My food's ready.

Can't find my sellotape. I got her sexy

underwear. Oh,

where is it?

I think my food's ready. I can smell it.

I didn't have any sellotape when I was

preparing my mum and sister's presents,

so I used dental floss to tie the

card onto it. It kind of worked.

Did the job. Oh,

thank you, Poofy. Thanks for all your

videos over the years. You're welcome.

I tried my best to provide content.

Sometimes it was good, and then sometimes

it was not so good, but at least

I tried. Where should I put it? Right in

the middle.

Oh, it's so pretty.

Maybe I'll

put another one to stabilize it.

Stabilize.

Oh, stabilize. Oh,

stabilize. There you

go. And then you open it.

Pretty good idea. I wish it would close.

It keeps pinging open.

I can't believe it's nearly Christmas.

So excited.

What did you ask for Christmas?

How many days? Oh my God,

6 days until Christmas!

I've been a good boy. I want 1 million

subscribers for Christmas.

I think the food's ready. It's going a bit

brown on the edges, so I'll let that cool

down for a bit.

Imagine if I had a million subs. Oh, it'd

be so much more fun if I had more

influence over impressionable minds to

poison them.

I don't think I'll have a video ready for

Christmas because I'm kind of busy on

Christmas.

Um, let me see. So next week I'm busy

doing stuff. I guess I could do something

on Sunday, prepare something on Sunday,

but I don't really know what I would do.

I don't really have a special Christmas

video planned. I was going to do a