Top 5 ILLEGAL ways to Make Money in 2021

Hi, welcome back to a new video. So I've

already talked quite a lot about making

money and I've kind of run out of things

to say. You know, do stocks, do OnlyFans,

do YouTube, blah blah blah. So I thought,

why don't we talk about illegal ways to

make money? And as a legal disclaimer, I

do not do any of these things, and all of

these ideas I heard from my good friend

Bilbo, who is a very naughty boy. And if

you can hear a megaphone in the

background, I'm really sorry about that,

but they're doing some kind of organized

sports running event outside, right

outside my building at 9 o'clock in the

morning. So great, thanks for that. Okay,

so number 1 of my top 5 illegal

ways to make money that I do not do, and I

heard from my good friend Bilbo, is

obviously stealing. Now stealing,

obviously illegal, but it's very easy to

do and it's very easy to get away with.

And there's lots of different ways you

could steal, there's lots of different

places you can steal from. I think one of

the most obvious ways would be from shops

shoplifting. You can just steal small

items, you know, packet of crisps, maybe a

sandwich. It won't really be a lot of

money, but it will help you save a little

bit of money. And if you're more daring,

you could steal bigger items. But then the

bigger and more expensive— the higher the

value of the thing you're stealing, I

guess the higher the risk of getting

caught, and also the bigger the punishment

you'll receive if you do get caught. Now,

my good friend Bilbo of his favorite ways

to do stealing is from the workplace.

Now, my friend Bilbo worked in many

places, some retail stores, and the

benefits, the perks of being a sales

assistant or an employee at one of these

retail stores is you get access to the

stock in the back room and you get access

to the products, and you can use and

consume the products for free if you do it

in a very small and unnoticeable way.

Obviously, if lots and lots of products

start disappearing from the shelves as

soon as you start working there, it's

going to be very suspicious. But if you

just take a coffee here, a chocolate bar

there, you know, a Red Bull here without

paying, um, yeah, you can save quite a lot

of money on food and drink. Another one of

Bilbo's little tricks used to be if he'd

go to a foreign country, he would stay in

one of those youth hostels, guest house

kind of places where lots of people live,

and usually those kind of places have an

area where parcels and Amazon parcels and

deliveries get placed so people can pick

them up. And it's usually at the entrance

and it's just open, you know, anyone can

just pick up the parcels. The parcels are

just left on the shelf. And you'll never

guess what Bilbo did, that disgusting,

horrible, terrible person. He actually

told me that he would steal people's

parcels from the delivery area. What kind

of terrible person would do that? I think

it's kind of silly that the guest house

just leaves the parcels. Everyone's

parcels just get left on a shelf by the

entrance. Why doesn't the manager take the

parcels into his office, and then if

someone's expecting a delivery, they ask

the manager if they've got a parcel for

them? That would have been a much better

system. Anyway, so yeah, Bilbo would take

these parcels up to his room, open them,

And then sometimes he'd get something nice

in the box, something valuable. And then

sometimes he would just get nothing, like

Johnson's baby oil and a bunch of

you-know-whats. Okay, so those were a few

examples of stealing. I mean, there's

loads of ways you could do stealing,

loads and loads of different ways, but

then it will take up the entire video. On

to the next one, scams. Now, scamming is

an interesting concept. I'm pretty sure

most of us have been scammed scammed at

least once in our lives. I've been

scammed, you've probably been scammed,

and sometimes in the world, in the

universe, to make things balanced and

even, you gotta do some scamming of your

own. And Bilbo told me his favorite way of

doing scams is he would get pictures of

his female friends from social media and

pretend to be them on websites like

Craigslist and offer explicit services

and provide and sell explicit

goods and products. And he would trick and

catfish these kind of lonely men who are

on the internet looking for some kind of

female companionship and female

connection. And he would sell— one of the

things he loved to sell was used panties.

And he would just get pictures of panties,

or he would actually buy some panties and

take pictures of them and pretend to sell

them, and he wouldn't actually sell them.

He would receive the money and then not

actually send anything out. And Bilbo told

me that some of these lonely guys were

willing to pay $50 or $100 for like a, a

set of unwashed you-know-whats, and then

Bilbo wouldn't actually send any of the

goods after he got the money. I guess

there's loads of other examples of scams.

One of the recent trending scams among

YouTube content creators is the

cryptocurrency scams where they'll just

make some kind of crypto coin, which is

usually just a copy and paste of Ethereum,

and then just rename it something silly

like, I don't know, Big Boy Coin. And then

they'll get their fans and viewers to buy

it. And the viewers would think, oh, this

is going to go up. We're all going to make

money. And then the content creator would

do a rug pull and just sell everything and

take all the money. And then the coin

crashes. And then all the viewers and fans

that bought into it get kind of screwed

over. Sometimes people ask me why don't I

do like a crypto scam or make a coin,

and the honest answer is just because I

can't be bothered to find out how to make

a crypto coin. It's, it's too much work,

too much effort, and I would never scam my

dearly beloved viewers. That's just not

me. Okay, moving swiftly on, number 3

is robbery. Now there's lots of different

kinds of robberies. Usually armed robbery

is the most popular one. You can go into a

bank, in any kind of shop. Robbing is very

risky. You might have to use some kind of

weapon. You have to use a lot of force and

physical aggression and intimidation. And

I personally have never robbed anyone or

any place before, but when I was working

night shifts at a petrol station, I

actually got robbed once during the night.

And after personally experiencing being

robbed, I was kind of surprised and

shocked at how easy it is for the guy to

actually do the robbery and then almost

get away with it. So it was middle of the

night, I was doing night shift. Me and my

coworker were behind the register, the

cash register, and then this guy, he had

like a t-shirt wrapped around his face,

around his head covering his face,

started shouting. He started shouting

something about a knife, and then he just

pushed his way past us and came behind the

cash register, and he just took what he

wanted. He took some vodka. He took some

cigarettes. Surprisingly, he didn't take

any money, which doesn't make any sense,

but he could have easily just made us open

the cash register and then took all the

money if he wanted to. And the 2 of us,

me and my coworker, we didn't do anything

to stop him because he was bigger than us.

He seemed crazy. We didn't know if he

actually had a weapon or not, and we

weren't going to risk our lives to defend

petrol station cash register and some

alcohol. It's just not worth it. And after

he left with the stuff, obviously we

called the police, but the police took

about 5 or 7 minutes to show up. By then

he was long gone. And I think in most

cases the police are going to take a

couple minutes or 5 minutes to get to the

scene, and by then the person doing the

robbery has probably already left and fled

and maybe even gotten away if he's smart.

So yeah, robbery, very risky,

very high chance that the person working

at the store might actually defend

himself, might also have some kind of

weapon and fight back. But then, you know,

there's a lot of reward. You might be able

to get loads of cash from the cash

register, and then you just slip away

before the police arrive. Okay, number 4

would be selling cheesecake. Now, to keep

things family-friendly, I'm going to use

the word cheesecake. A lot of women— some

women like to sell their handmade

cheesecake for money. To men who are

looking for it. And you might think these

women are just operating independently by

themselves as individuals, but in most

cases they're working for some kind of

agency, and the agency needs guys who,

who kind of manage the girls and drive

them about and provide protection. If

you're a lady selling cheesecake at night,

it can be very dangerous. You don't know

who you're selling it to. You might end up

getting a very violent, very unsavory kind

of guy who's paying for it. And yeah, it

can be risky. You're putting your life at

risk, and you might need some male backup.

And that's where the pimp comes in. He

offers that kind of— that backup to make

sure everything's okay and everything's

safe. Okay, moving swiftly on to number 5,

selling you-know-whats. Um,

so in most countries, mostly Asian

countries like Japan, it's very, very

illegal to do WED and JUGs. But people

still do it. They still find a way to

acquire the WED, and they still do it

secretly with friends at home and stuff

like that. And you might be wondering,

where do they get the supply? Well,

there's people from overseas who smuggle

the stuff into the country. Now I don't

have any personal experience with this,

but my good friend Bilbo says that his—

one of his ex-friends used to bring

JUGs into a certain Asian country that I

won't mention. And this ex-friend made

quite a lot of money doing this because

they liked being a tourist in this country

and they really like this country, but

they didn't have a visa. They had no

intentions of getting like a proper work

visa or student visa. And they used to do

this whole tourist island hopping trick,

which basically involves— well, in order

to stay in this country, you could only

stay for a maximum of about 90 days as a

tourist without a visa. But if you hopped

over to a neighboring country like

Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia, just for a

few days or maybe a week, and then hop

straight back to that other country, then

you can reset this 90 days and then stay

for another 90 days as a tourist. And this

is great and everything, but you still

need money to be able to do this. And

without a visa, it's hard to get a job.

You can't just go to Asia and say, oh, I

want to work part-time at a bar. Most

companies are not going to employ a

foreigner who has no credentials and no

visa and no documentation. So Bilbo told

me that his ex-friend, to make money in

these countries, what they would do is

they would bring JUGs and WEDs from their

home country and secretly smuggle

it into the country and then sell it on.

And they made quite a lot of money. I

think they said they made like $15,000

from one trip. And the money is just

insane if you can get away with it, if you

have the balls, or if you're desperate

enough to try and do this to get that kind

of money. Yeah, you can make a lot of

money, but then also the risk and the

punishment is also insane. Some countries

would lock you up for life, or you might

even get banned for life from entering

that country ever again if you have that

kind of record, that kind of criminal

record. So yeah, those were 5 illegal ways

to make money doing certain things that I

have never personally done, and I would

personally never recommend you do this.

I'm not advocating any of this stuff.

Don't do crime. Go to school, get a good

job, and be a good person. So yeah,

thanks for listening.