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testing, testing, testing.

We are testing.

Tessa, where everyone tuning from, guys?

I had very long day.

No, I'll never go to Japan ever again. I'm done.

Boring. Okay, look at the market. Silver down, Bitmain tanked.

I had a little short, took profit already.

I never want to get on a plane ever again in my whole life.

I never want to get on a plane ever again. I'm done. Number 1, can't afford it. Number 2, don't want to go. Number 3, don't care about Japanese women anymore. So what's the point?

I don't like Asian girls anymore.

Damn, Bitmine got wrecked hard. I'm down 250.

Thanks, Tom Lee.

Although I made £25 on iron, I took profit. Thank God, because it crashed after I took profit. The rare earth metals took a hit. But I got a, I think, 15% gain on iron.

No one even wondering where I was all day. You guys don't even care about me.

I have amazing news, everyone! I got this pro rat gaming mouse. Like 5 years ago. It cost £250.

Now the reason why I bought it is because back then I wanted to make a video called I Bought the Most Expensive Gaming Mouse, and I made a video and it flopped. And for some reason I didn't send it back to Amazon, which is kind of weird. I don't know why I didn't, but I forgot my vertical

mouse from Devon, so this is the only mouse I have apart from another Logitech, but I can't find the wireless receiver. I mean, it's quite a nice mouse actually. I'm enjoying the clicking experience and the scroll wheel is actually very pleasant to use.

I

don't know if I want to re-enter a short here.

I made £5 on my other short.

I don't want to give it all back.

The market looks pretty weak now. It's making lower lows. It bounced 3 times off that gap. That's crazy. Maybe third, fourth time it breaks it.

Damn, Bitmain tanked.

You know, I got a warning from Trading212 today. I can't believe it. I was saying, oh, you can't get banned from trading. You won't fucking believe the email they sent me. They were like, we've noticed you're taking very risky trades, please stop or we're gonna have to suspend you from trading for 24 hours. I can't believe it.

Said, as part of our consumer duty obligations, we check your account for activity that may pose financial risk. Based on our review, some of the below tendencies can be considered risky activity. Large number of deposits and/or trades for a short period of time. I think that's when I go, oh, it's going up, it's going down, and I

make those 50p trades. Total deposits you've made, all accumulated fees and charges, or potential loss in your account becoming a large proportion of your declared income savings. We urge you to reconsider these activities. Otherwise, if the patterns persist, we will apply a protective measure, a 24-hour trading break that will prevent you from opening new positions. What? It's

my fucking money. Let me trade how I want to trade. What?

That's called scalping. Like, what, you're not allowed to do scalping?

I don't understand what the problem is.

I can't believe they're like giving me a warning. I was saying, oh, trading— can't get banned from trading.

Ridiculous. It's my money. Let me do whatever the fuck I want to do with it.

I don't know, maybe they're like obliged to, um,

stop people from having self-destructive behavior. But I'm making money.

I got my P&L down to like £400. I mean, I got it down £400 from over £2,200 down to £1,800. Maybe I'm making too much money, I don't know.

Can't believe The trading app is warning me now.

Well, I don't really do like a lot of active trades. I just took a short. I saw that liquidity sweep worked out pretty well.

It's funny, they just— there's like, you're losing too much money, you're banned.

Now you can never make the money back.

If I get banned from Trading 212,

I don't know, like, what other app? Because I like CFDs.

Why would I show the disclaimer?

Oh yeah, open up my personal email, screen share,

dox all my emails. Great idea.

Yeah, but they don't lose any money. They don't lose money if I lose money, do they? So what, what are they whining about?

Stupid fucking idiots.

I mean, they're charging me overnight fees for holding CFDs. They're making money, so why would they stop me from making them money? Oh, it's for your own safety. Oh wow, thanks very much.

Nobody asked you to like protect me, did they? Yeah, it might be a government policy saying, oh, it's for the good of the customers' protection.

None of these companies actually care about you. They're only forced to care by the government.

Ridiculous.

Yeah, so here's what I've been doing all day. Me and my mum went to the car dealership. She bought a new car. This time she got a Citroën C3 SUV, and then we did a test drive in a Citroën C4 for some reason. And then I had a look at the electric Citroën C4. It looked really nice.

I was quite interested, and the guy offered me £6,500 for my car.

It's pretty good. I mean, carwow.com offered me £5,200, he offered me £6,500,

and he offered me a PCP plan for the white Citroën e-C4 of £126 a month. Now I was tempted, but the only reason I want to get another car is because I'm frustrated with the range of my car. But the Citroën C4 Electric has the same range as my car, so I thought there's no point getting it

then. It's a bigger car, then why doesn't it have a bigger range? It had heated seats. I had like a pop-up, like a pop-up display, which was pretty cool.

Yeah, I said, um, I asked if I had no damage on the car, how much would I get? He said probably £9K. I was like, damn. I could have got 9K+ for my car if I didn't damage it.

They took my red tape off

and then I drove it into a bush on the way home because the road got very tight and I couldn't be bothered backing up, so I just drove it into the bush.

All the twigs scraping the side, whatever.

Fucking bushes.

Yeah, Citroën C4 looks pretty nice. It looks a bit like a Tesla Model 3 with like the wing spoiler. It's quite a nice-looking car, had heated seats. Uh, it's just a larger car really, more like a saloon than a hatchback. But I don't want a bigger car really. I want a car like mine but with a bigger

battery, but I just think that's physically impossible because of the size of the car. Can't accommodate the bigger battery. I said, don't you have an electric car with a bigger battery like 70 kilowatt? They said they got a new Citroën C4 Electric with a 70 watt battery, but it was like £25,000, so I said no thanks.

I quite like my car, it's just, yeah, the range is a bit annoying sometimes, and I don't want to get a manual car. Yeah, I could have gotten the C4 petrol, but I don't want to drive manual.

That was about £12,000. It was a really cool-looking car though, I quite like the design.

And then we went to Tesco and spent all day at the car dealership. My mum was trying to haggle the salesman,

got £50 off.

So she got the Aircross C3. She's picking it up on Wednesday. I've got to go and take her again.

I don't really see— I don't know. I mean, the C3 Aircross is like a chunky SUV. It's quite nice inside, looks quite cool, but I don't really want an SUV.

I think I'm kind of stuck with my car because my mum offered me she would let me borrow another $6K If I wanted to get that car,

I just don't want to drive manual.

I'm not really that bothered. I just have to drive slower

to get to that Tesla charger.

It's a nice-looking car though, the C4.

I kept looking at it thinking, damn, looks cool.

Looks like that.

Pretty cool. The back looks really cool. It's got like a wing spoiler. I like that black bar across. I really like white as well. I really like the look of it. He said it's like the special edition top-end range C-Series. I quite like the heated seats, but the heated seats and it's got heated steering wheel, you put

that on, it would drain the battery even more. So then I'd be draining, having even shorter range.

I thought best not. He said I could get PCP £126 a month and then £6K to buy the car at the end, or I just keep trading it in. I trade it in again next year for a newer car. So if you don't really care about owning the car at the end,

then you can just pay £120 a month and and then keep trading it in instead of buying a new— buying out the car. But I don't think that's PCP. What was the— what's that called? I forgot what it's called. I think it is— I don't know, actually. No, mine was PCP as well, had like a balloon payment

at the end.

Yeah, so we're going to pick up my mum's new car Wednesday.

Problem is you just can't really get like a bigger battery EV unless you're going to spend over £20K or get like a Tesla Model 3 that has 100,000 miles on it or something.

No, I'm not gonna get a new car. Number one, I like the size of my car, the way it squeezes in tight gaps and stuff. Number two, I kind of like the way it's really bashed up, which means I don't really have to care about it. Just drive it into bushes.

Unless I got a petrol car, but then you end up spending so much more on petrol over the long run.

So I lost how much money? It's 5 o'clock. I missed out on 7 hours of streaming.

It's like $50.

Missed out on £37.

My range— I have estimated range about 180. But that's only if I drive really slowly and accelerate really gently. But I accelerate pretty hard most of the time.

I

mean, just to do 15,000 miles, you'd be spending thousands on petrol.

I mean, can you drive 120 miles on £12 of petrol? I don't think so.

Yeah, you gotta stop more often to charge, but you save a lot of money, don't you?

And then they also said to repair the door and the damage would be all about £22,000.

That's the problem with the battery technology. You just need bigger and bigger battery, which means you need a bigger car.

My mum traded in her old car, so she only paid £250 to get the new car,

which I think the new car looks better than her Peugeot. Citroën looks quite nice.

I spent all day at the dealership.

Also, the insurance for a Tesla would be crazy.

Nah, I think I'll stick with my car.

God, the road is so noisy. I can hear it just whooshing all the time like that.

It's weird because we're not even that near the A20, and also the A20 in Harwicham, that part of it, the speed limit is 30 miles per hour.

So it's not like we're next to a motorway, but I can hear it. Like, wind is blowing all the time, but it's the sound of traffic.

And then I've got sushi from Tesco.

Oh, I'll try to do an all-day stream tomorrow.

Oh

God.

You should have to spend so much more money to get an automatic petrol, say extra £4,000 over a manual. I really hate manuals.

It's like you can't just focus on driving, you'll keep fiddling with the gears.

I only do a long-distance drive maybe twice a month. It's not really worth it.

Although it does look cool,

it's just a much longer car.

Why do I have a toothpick?

Sesame seeds stuck in my tooth.

Yeah, I'm just burning the coil on this, aren't I? Nothing coming out.

So where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone tuning in from? Anything good happen today? Well, I found out they're willing to give me £6,500 for my car, which is quite nice.

He said he'll throw in a £500

Octoverse charging card, which is quite a lot of charging,

but I can't use that at a Tesla Supercharger, can I?

That car does look really cool though. Like, the only thing tempting me is that it looks really cool.

I think it looks cooler than the Tesla. I like the black contrast

around the headlights.

EC4, it's a '73 plate, so that would be 2023.

I don't know, I still like the Toyota C-HR Hybrid. Although that might be

20K.

And we took the C4 manual petrol for a test drive.

12,500, 2021 reg, manual petrol, heated seats.

I'm gonna be in overdraft £1,400 soon.

I've got to pay £900 rent in in 4 days.

I'm only going to get 200-ish from Kick on Thursday cuz I slacked off so much. I paid council tax today, 720, plus electricity, plus road tax.

What are my savings at now?

130.

882, 3981.

Oh God, my savings took a hit. 5272.

Stock's been tanking.

Down 240 on Bitmain.

Might get some water.

He said if I get the PCP plan the maximum deposit is 40%. So if I get £6,500 for the car, he would give me back £900 in cash, and then I would sign up for a 4-year plan, £126 a month,

with a £6K balloon payment at the end where I could either buy out the car for £6K or trade it in for a new car Which sounds better. I mean, I get a new car every— whenever I want, really. I'd switch it out and I'll just carry on paying the monthly 126 or more if it's a more

expensive car.

But then that's like, instead of buying the car and owning it, you're like paying 126 every month indefinitely.

But maybe that's better than like owning the car, losing value, selling it, and buying a new one.

He let me sit in the electric C4. He let me turn it on and I looked at the battery range. It said 44% left, 64-mile range. I was like, what? That's rubbish. It's only at 50, bit under 50%, and it's having estimated range of only 60 miles.

How can it be so much bigger than my car and have the same battery?

Not worth it. Now the only benefit is, is it's a bigger car, so back passengers have more legroom, which I don't really care about.

And you get heated seats and heated steering wheel and get like a pop-up HUD display, which I don't really care about.

Heated seat would be nice, but you'd just be draining the battery even more.

I just don't really think you can beat my cart. If you want a small cart, electric,

I think it's best in its class!

Oh,

smells so good. That smell, like waxy fruity smell. Oh,

it smells nearly as good as a dirty pair of underwear.

Market a bit boring today.

One tank and then slow recovery

back to 50%.

I've got them at the Tesco. Where else?

The guy seemed pretty eager

to buy my car. First he said 6,000, and then he said, oh, we could actually bump it up to 6,500.

And then he gave us like a special cash price if we buy it today at 13,500. So minus my car, I'd have to pay like 7,000,

but I don't want to pay 7,000 and I'm not really like getting anything new. Like, I don't have better range with that new car.

It just looks cooler.

And has heated seats. Apart from that, there's not really much benefit over my car.

Now, if I'm gonna get a new car, I want it to solve some of the problems I'm having with my car. If it doesn't solve any of the problems, then it's a waste of money.

For nearly 15K, I'll get a Tesla.

A shame none of these dealerships seem to have any Teslas.

What's Ice Bean up to on his cruise boat?

Offline.

I paid off £300 of credit card as well.

Oh shit, my overdraft's actually more now.

I don't know how I'm gonna pay off the overdraft.

So much for it not being in overdraft.

I'm gonna be in overdraft of £1,400.

Why did I think I wouldn't be in overdraft? Maybe I didn't think I was gonna have to pay council tax until end of the month.

Damn, I'm broke as well now. I don't have that easy Kick money flowing in.

Yesterday I streamed 3 hours, I made $22.

And 59 cents.

That's basically what I make for a 3-hour YouTube stream.

No, I'm sure getting $7 an hour.

Yesterday's last 1-hour stream was exactly $7. What happened to $8? I thought it was capped at $8. Now

Only $7 now.

There must be even less viewers tuning in compared to last time.

I mean, if I only got 10 viewers, real viewers, then it's going to drop even lower.

Not rich anymore.

Yeah, £5 an hour.

It's nearly as low as what I was making when I was 18 years old working at Roebuck back in 2006.

They paid me £4.80 an hour.

Maybe I really gotta start doing Uber Eats now.

Yeah, well, I'll be streaming every day until—

for 2 weeks.

It's 12 days of streaming.

Maybe I can do 130 hours times 7.

Oh God, that is only £700 for 2 weeks.

That means at this rate it will take me 4 weeks to get out of overdraft, and then I gotta pay rent again for December.

No, she doesn't earn more than me.

I reckon she makes like £900 a month because she doesn't do full-time hours.

That car does look nice though.

And he offered me a PCP plan with only 9.5% interest. So over the 4 years, you'd pay like £2,000 in interest. So the Peugeot place ripped me off because I'm sure their interest was like 30%, because after the 4 years, I would have had to pay— I think I worked out to 3 Nearly 4K

in

interest. Nah, I don't want to do it again. The car doesn't really let me do anything differently to my car.

I mean, maybe if I got a petrol car it makes sense, but I don't want to get a petrol car.

Yeah, my mom said that. She said she'll let me borrow money from her so I don't have to pay interest. And then we get that special discount cash price if we pay it all at once.

But I don't really want to owe my mom another $6,000,

and the new car won't really let me do anything differently.

Apart from have a warm bum, I guess. I've got heated steering wheel though.

Well, the guy said, yeah, you won't really get more range with this car.

The only biggest problem about my car is I don't like how small the range is,

but then if you want a bigger range, you're looking at paying over £20,000 for a better car, better EV.

Not really worth it. If I really care that much about the range thing, I just have to get petrol, but they're more expensive over the long run.

You gotta pay for that convenience, you know.

I

don't know why my mom keeps buying new cars.

It's like the 4th new car she's had in the last few years. She had the white Honda CR-V and then the gray Honda CR-V, and then the red Peugeot that she doesn't like, and now she's gonna get that Citroën.

But if you don't have to pay anything extra apart from a couple hundred with the trade-in,

it does look nice, to be honest.

Plus got more boot space, then

why not?

Okay, I'm entering a short.

We're on this— oh, under the overhead. Overlay, I've got S&T bearish divergence

there and there. I'm gonna attempt a short, 0.06 units,

very small one.

Up 10p.

No, I think it's going to be twice every month.

She just doesn't seem to really want me to pay for her.

Like she feels guilty or something,

but if she's not gonna get more hours and work full-time and not let me pay for her, then I mean, what am I supposed to do?

Then I gotta move near her, don't I, so she can come over regularly.

I'm a bit worried after a while she's going to get fed up of this and be like, um, the distance makes it too difficult and I don't want to use your money.

This could all come to an end. Before I even need to tell her about my identity, right?

Why jeopardize it by being honest when it might not work out anyway, even if I am honest? So then I jeopardize it by being honest for no reason.

Maybe I'm really gonna have to start doing delivery work though.

Maybe on the weekends when there's no trading.

No, I'm not gonna travel. I'm too broke. Kicker only pays $7 an hour.

I don't even want to travel.

What? Winter's not depressing. You got the fireplace, we got Christmas, we got smell of cinnamon and mince pies. We've got snow. Snow is beautiful.

Winter's quite nice and cozy.

Maybe I'll look for jobs around here. Maybe I get a job at Leeds Castle and I just work here whilst paying rent for my house in Devon. And then eventually say I want to move out.

I don't know if she even wants me to buy her a birthday present because I suggested we go to this place for a birthday and she was like, oh, that's too expensive. And I said, it's your birthday, it's my treat. She didn't really seem happy about that. So then should I just not buy her a present then?

I was like, it's £20 for tickets, I'll pay it, it's your birthday.

So then I ended up suggesting this other place where it's only about £9 for tickets, and she said okay.

I'll get an M5 chip iPad Pro.

I'll get her a canister of petrol, then she's got no excuse.

Well, it's fine because I'm broke as well now. I've got to figure out how I'm gonna get out of £1,400 of overdraft.

Save $500 a month. Number 1, we don't use Fuck, because we use pounds. Number 2, you're saying I could get a place for £400 a month? Yeah, like a shithole, horrible apartment, flat block.

No thanks.

Why am I back in my mum's house? Because I'm bored in Devon.

There's nothing to do. There's no one to meet. I'm all alone.

There's no place in Somerset for £650 a month. Are you crazy?

Yeah, some rubbish one-room flat in the town.

Room share? Fuck off, no thanks.

I mean, yeah, if I live nearby, we wouldn't have to get hotels.

But then I gotta do the whole house viewing and trying to get approved for income check. Ah, I couldn't be bothered. Wait until next year, see how this goes. It might not even work out past next year, you know. I mean, if we're still together and it's like past next year, I'd be like, Jesus Christ, I'm on

a run. I mean, I'm on a tear here. In a way, I'm kind of like predicting it's going to end before next year. Who knows what could happen? I'm not putting any like big, big investments or bets

based on this thing lasting way into the future, not at this age at least.

I mean, she seems quite okay just meeting every other week, so I mean, she, she, she, she, she sells, she sells. If she's okay with it, then fine.

I destroyed the whole bag of Haribos.

My back's aching again.

The

plan is to do nothing.

When you're driving through fog, you just drive slowly,

anticipate danger, prepare for the worst, and don't put your foot down.

Down 70p on my short.

I think crypto is going to run this, this winter, or is it over?

Market's ripping great.

What happened to Crypto Cutie?

Driving is not very fun here. You get all stuck in all the bottlenecks around Langley.

The traffic is just so much traffic.

You just can't really put your foot down.

Yeah, I want to get a new EV. I had a look at the Citroën e-C4 and the guy offered me £6,500 for my car to trade in,

but the C4 has the same range as my car, 50 kilowatt battery, but it's got better specs. Like it's got heated seating, heated steering wheel. The rear parking camera is way better resolution.

The screen— info screen is higher quality. It's got like a pop-up visual display that projects onto the windscreen, which is pretty cool.

And the car just looks really nice. Kind of looks like a Tesla but with like a bit more contrasting blacks on it.

Nice wheels as well.

It's not a hatchback though, it's like a saloon, so you get more space, I guess.

It's quite, quite a chunky looking car though.

Looks like this.

Looks pretty cool, doesn't it? White.

Looks like that.

Looks cool, but it does 0 to 60 in 10 seconds, which is 2 seconds slower than my car. It's got the same range.

You think it's a bigger car, so it's got a bigger battery, but I don't know,

seems like it's got the same size battery, although it has faster charging speed. Of up to 100 kilowatts. My car charges fastest like 62 kilowatts per hour,

so it'll be faster to charge at the Supercharger,

and then I'll shell out an extra 7K for it. Not really worth it.

I mean, the only thing that, that attracts me is the way it looks.

It does look kind of cool.

I just thought Teslas look cool, but they look a bit plain. Like, there's not much contrasting. It comes in one color and the whole car's that color.

Uh, I'm down £1. The short's not working.

No, they already inspected it today. He offered me 6,500 for it, so I guess you're wrong again.

How does it feel being wrong?

I took it there today and they put it through the body shop, had the mechanics inspect it. Said £6,500 and I'll give you £500 off if you buy in cash, the C4. Don't you fucking sure thing smiley face me, you little bitch. I just came back from the dealership all fucking day.

Think you know more than me when I literally just came back with the numbers.

Fucking little spetch, you wench, you whore,

son of a motherless whore.

Yeah, maybe I will get it actually. Just to show you

the power of generational wealth.

I'll show you

stocks.

Hmm, I was up by 15% on iron. I took profit, sold it, but I'm down on everything else basically.

Gold's flat. S&P ETFs are down a bit. Leveraged silver up £1.

Bitmine is destroying my portfolio. I really need that crypto Christmas. To happen.

Yeah, knowing my luck, I get a car for long trips and then I lose my girlfriend, I move back in with my mum, and I don't even do long trips anymore. I mean, I bought my car with— based on the knowledge that I'll be living at home, charging overnight, not driving hundreds of miles to see my girlfriend.

It was a good, good car based on the, the situation at the time.

I mean, it's still a good car for 80% of the time, you just plug it in overnight.

It's not really a big deal,

really.

But life changes, and then what made sense at the time makes less sense in the now.

It's funny that, um, like, you think you're making all this money, thousands of pounds doing delivery work, but then you damage your car thousands of pounds of damage.

And it's kind of like the job costs you £2,000— can I write that off as a business expense if I damage my car at work and I've got to pay for repairs? Is that not a business expense?

Technically though, I didn't dent the door whilst working. I dented the door when I went to view a house and I got stuck in a very tight spot.

So you can't even blame it on delivery work.

I've got one more.

I really like it when my girlfriend cries when we say goodbye. I think it's really cute.

I got a tiny little scratch when the wind blew the door against the wall.

Brick against door paint, not a good combo. Those bricks are very rough.

I'm down £1.30. The short did not work.

Going higher.

I'm hoping it's just sweeping liquidity and then we go down and then we go up and then we go down and then go up and then go down.

Wow, I did 2,800 steps today walking up and down the car showroom.

I sat inside this car,

the Citroën Aircross C5. It was massive.

Where do I get that 26,000 Citron C4?

Maybe it's on their website.

Citroën,

uh, EC4.

Well, I won't— let me go next search.

50 kilowatt, 50 kilowatt, 50 kilowatt, 50 kilowatt, 54 kilowatt.

What? The extended range is £25,000 but it's only got 4 kilowatt extra battery range? That's rubbish. Where's 70 kilowatt?

Citroën has a weird design sometimes, like very chunky, like Optimus Prime kind of like square blocks randomly placed around the headlights.

Got a weird, very blocky design.

I don't know if the neighbor gave me back my bin. I don't see it on my camera. Surely they would give me back my bin.

Whatever.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from where? In from, in from.

Come

on, market. Tank

down 66p.

Hi Bear, how was your day?

How's your mom and dad doing?

Come on, tanking! I'm down 50p. Why not? Great,

tell us all about it.

That car looks really cool.

I mean, even if I could do 400 miles in one go, would I really want to do that? I don't think so. I would still plan a stop halfway to just, I don't know, walk about, go toilet. The difference is I wouldn't have to charge. I could stop for 5 minutes and carry on going.

But I mean, I don't know, I might as well get a car that takes advantage of stopping, save money, don't you?

It just looks really cool, like a proper car. Mine looks like a little toy car.

Also, why does the Citroën dealership want to buy a Peugeot? Are they going to sell the Peugeot at the Citroën dealership? Because I didn't see any other non-Citroën cars for sale at the Citroën dealership.

No, not ripping.

Maybe they'll just sell it to the Peugeot

dealership and my little Peugeot ends up back there.

No, not ripping.

Yeah, maybe the Peugeot dealerships give them the Citroëns and the Citroën gives them the Peugeots.

I could smell lasagna.

We went to the dealership twice in the morning, and then we went back again but in my car to show him my car so he can give me a price on it. And then we went to Tesco,

and then we, um, my mum signed the papers to get the new car. We're picking it up on Wednesday, so I've got to take her there again.

Wednesday, but it's kind of exciting to see a new car. It's nice, kind of nice, um, that she has a car that doesn't look like mine now. Yeah, we— the dealership guy joked because we both have red Peugeots, he said, oh, you should both get Citroën C4s. You both trade in your Peugeots and you both get Citroën

C4 matching

cars. That would be pretty funny.

Come on, tanking!

Down 58p now.

Yeah, she got a petrol car.

That whole plan where you pay monthly but you never really own the car. You just keep trading it in. It's kind of like renting a house, isn't it? Like, you could own it if you pay for the whole thing, but then you've got to pay an extra £6K on top of it at the end of the plan.

Or you just like trade it in for a new car and you carry on with the plan.

I mean, in 3 years you might want a new car anyway.

It's kind of like leasing, isn't it?

Yeah, but what if I bang up the car and damage it?

I don't trust myself to not bash up the car.

I just— I hit curbs and I drive into bushes all the time.

I drove into a bush today.

I couldn't be bothered to keep reversing back, so I just squashed into a bush to let the oncoming cars pass.

I mean, nothing is for life anymore. Now, back in the day, you'd buy something good and you expect it to last your whole life. And nowadays, you know, you use a phone a couple years and then you trade it in or you buy a new phone. Computers last like a couple years. We just live in this consumerism-driven

society where you're just changing every few years. You get— you upgrade or get something new.

The dealership guy said they've got— they have people coming in that change their cars every 6

months. They get bored or they want an upgrade.

Never underestimate people's desire to spend, even if they're broke. That's how the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor.

They have all these ways for poor broke people to buy things they can't afford. Finance, credit cards, overdraft, PCP, HPI, leasing. Like, oh, you want this shiny thing you can't afford? We got this plan for you. Then they whack you with the interest.

All these financial products.

All been devised by some

master's degree PhD

financial products developer.

Oh look, it's Pushkin.

He didn't sleep in my room last night.

He's become less affectionate to me. Last time I was here, he was sat on my lap, and he slept next to me.

They say that means come here in cat. It doesn't work though.

I can't do it.

Oh, fuck, it's still going up. Down £1.26.

Ding ding ding ding ding

ding ding

ding ding ding. Forty-five minutes till dinner.

Has ice done anything interesting on the ship?

It's just him walking around with his buddies.

I would never want to go on a cruise ship. He's only doing cruise ships cuz he can't get sniped on a cruise ship.

Yeah, but if they tell him to stop streaming, then he's stuck on a cruise ship unable to stream.

He's going to get in trouble and then they're just going to tell him to streaming, then he's screwed. Stuck on a cruise ship for a week, unable to stream.

They can't kick him off and he can't get off it.

Maybe they get the Coast Guard to come pick them up.

Already pulled into a secure Security office. Oh God, you see, you just, you just can't stream in peace anymore. You either get in trouble with the place, you get kicked out, you get told not to stream.

Now you just can't stream in peace anymore.

Well, I don't know how his cruise ship got docked before. I mean, he should have not talked about it. How did people find out that he was going on a cruise ship?

Tazo. Oh.

Was it an accident or he did it on purpose?

Why are market not tanking?

Gold flat.

Might as well just sell the rest of my gold if it's gonna do nothing.

I'm down £220 on Bitmine.

Really need strong crypto run for November and December, otherwise it's cooked. Tim Cook

stocks and shares. I are only up 7% now, not 10%.

I'm down 80% on Beyond Meat, lost £15.

Might as well sell it, get my £5 out.

Hmm, should I look for extra work or should I buy a new car?

Citroën EC4 C-Series. He said it's a limited edition, top spec,

heated seats, keep my girlfriend's bottom warm, heated steering wheel,

and it looks cool.

Can't put a price on looking cool.

All the girls gonna think I'm hot. That's priceless. Pushekin,

what you doing?

Fluffy tail.

Can you guys even hear? I actually forgot I put the mic down in the wrong place.

Oh, I've vomited in my

mouth.

Did you like that, guys? ASMR vomiting.

What is going

on?

Hi, hi, hi, hi.

It's crazy how much my life has changed since 2018 and '19 days. No more Japan, no more YouTube, lots of car stuff and driving.

My life's so different now.

Oh, my back hurts.

Yeah, I do quite like driving.

It also makes you feel cool having a car that looks good. It's kind of like having the latest iPhone.

People respect you more if you got a nice car. It's all about the optics. Oh, I'm back.

I'm a pro day trader investor. I need a cool car.

I deserve it. Mark it, tank it. Come on, tank it.

No, I, I lifted a coffee table at the hotel

with my back, unfortunately, because I had to bend over the table to lift it, so I couldn't really use my legs.

Yeah, I should— I mean, I tried dragging it, but then all the stuff on it started falling over, so then I just lifted it.

We stayed in a yurt over the weekend. It was pretty nice apart from the toilet being outside, but they can't really put a toilet inside the yurt, can they? Had a fireplace as well. We lit the fire. Lit candles. What's Shogun?

We got to episode 4 of Shogun. It's quite good. I like the scene where all those samurai guys get blown to bits by the cannons, and then they were still alive with their legs blown off. What a dishonorable way. And then the seasoned veteran samurai had his legs blown off and his arm, and he was like like,

this is not the samurai way.

And then Toranaga's son did it, and then he basically told his son off, saying that was a stupid move.

Doesn't the son die? Because I saw the clip, he slips on a rock, gets knocked out.

Well, I think he actually dies from that.

Toranaga. Yeah, it's a cool show.

I don't understand why John hung up that pheasant to rot. What was he gonna do with it? I mean, I don't know what meal you make with a 6-day-old rotting pheasant.

And then the gardener takes it down, then they kill him because John said if someone touches it they die.

And they took it literally.

And then the woman was like, sorry, it's my fault, shall I kill myself? They're just so eager to kill themselves all the time.

Like that Ishido shogun insulted Toranaga in front of his men, and then one of his men stands up, prepares to draw his sword, and It's like, who insulted you, Lord Toranaga?

And then he basically gets told to shut up and sit down, and he's like, shall I kill myself?

Seppuku suru.

They're so like eager to kill themselves, crazy.

I have dishonored you. Allow me to seppuku.

God, they were so brutal.

Yeah, but why do you hang it? Doesn't it rot? What, you're gonna cook the rotted meat?

Doesn't sound very good.

No, if I got a new car, I would like the Toyota C-HR. I think it looks cooler,

plus it's Toyota, can't go wrong with that.

Come on, market, do a tanky wanky.

No,

I didn't lose money. I made £5 today.

I also took profit exactly where it bounced and reversed, so I made the perfect short. Now I'm in a second short.

US lunchtime ends in 3 minutes. Let's see what they're gonna do.

He asked me if I wanted to test drive the electric C4. I said no because

I mean, I don't really care how it drives because I already know the battery is 50 kilowatt. That's the main thing I don't want it for. I mean, I don't want to get another car that has the same range as my car. The whole point is to get a car with better range, not the same range.

Spanish girl messaged me again. I don't know why she keeps messaging me, but she doesn't want to put out.

I just don't think you can get an EV with better range unless you're going to shell out over 20K.

Hey, how are you? I'm good.

Thanks. How was your,

uh, restaurant lunch?

I've been using the Flip 7 more recently since, um, I haven't been using my iPhone Air. It's actually quite a nice phone. I like using the little outside screen. It feels like looking at a little stopwatch instead of a phone. This is a much more comfortable form factor than a big long rectangle.

You don't even need to open up the phone most of the time, and if you smash the inside screen, you've got an outside one that you can use instead.

Bushkin staring out the window looking for his girlfriend.

It's tanking. Come on, I'm down 50p.

Where everyone tuning in from? We

Aware.

Aware.

Yeah, I never had a girl where I met her once and nothing happened and I didn't text her back, but she keeps texting me back even though I never text her first. I've even deleted her from my contacts.

So I mean, I can't even text her first unless she texts me first.

I wonder, I mean, what, like, what does she want?

I deleted her because I wasn't really interested.

And I made zero attempts to meet again.

Interesting.

Usually women are like, oh, he didn't text me, he's not interested in

Maybe I made a good first impression.

I ripped again, down £1.40.

Maybe she wants a free meal again. She knows that I'll pay.

Send her a pic of the cars. Look at that.

Say I'm considering it.

Might trade my one in for it.

It is a fucking nice looking car though.

But apart from looking nice, apart— it's just got heated seats. That makes it better than my car. I don't know what the music is like, or— well,

I'm sure it drives fine. We test-driven— we test the drove. The man— the petrol version of it. He asked me if I wanted to test drive the electric one, but I didn't really want to.

What if I scratch it?

Hmm, how is the Citroën C-Series EC4 better than my Peugeot E208? Premium Allure 2022.

Citroën e-C4 C-Series edges ahead of your Peugeot mainly in comfort, space, and efficiency. Offers slightly longer range. Actually, I think my car's like 44 kilowatt battery, so it might have slightly more range. Bigger boot, softer ride, premium comfort features, whilst your e-208 remains the sportier and more agile option. Range and efficiency:

15 kWh per 100 km. What about miles? EC4 squeezes out 14 more kilometres more range and is more energy efficient, meaning lower running costs per mile.

Boot space— EC4 offers 510 litres versus 352 litres in the E208. With seats folded, it's 1,250 litres versus 960 litres.

Higher driving position, more rear legroom, more SUV-like styling. Stance in the ë-C4.

11 kW onboard charger versus 7.4 kW on many e-208 trims. Faster home charging— oh cool, so it charges 11 kW from a home charger.

Dual-zone climate control, heated front seats, softer suspension tuned for comfort. Peugeot is quicker with 0 to 100 in 8 seconds, Citroën 10 seconds. Peugeot feels more fun and sporty while Citroën prioritizes smoothness.

So you're basically just paying for comfort, heated seats, smoother ride, and slightly bigger boot.

Citroën Series C C4, better than your Peugeot if you value longer range— oh wow, 14 kilometers— and efficiency, bigger boot and more passenger space, comfort features, heated seats, faster AC charging. But the Peugeot has sportier acceleration, handling, compact size, sleeker, more premium feeling interior design.

Would you like me to put this in side-by-side comparison table?

Yes.

Wow, 14 kilometers more range.

Do it in miles, not kilometers.

I need to pee.

Uh, where's my toilet thing?

Toilet!

Pushkin, pushy pushy kid. What's in the window? Oh, I know. Pushkin, pushkin.

Apparently my Peugeot also has 100 kilowatt charging speed, but the fastest it's charged is only 67. So maybe the Citroën also has the same. It says it's got the same Stellantis framework.

EC4 use same Stellantis battery and charging profile. Only real advantage EC4 has is AC charging at home. 11 kW onboard charger can refill faster on a 3-phase supply.

On motorway superchargers, they'll both charge at same speeds, peaking around 67. Ah,

so it's not even better for that.

Do side-by-side table. This has got 8 miles extra range.

Does heated seats drain battery?

Noticeably— no, heated seats do not noticeably drain your EV's battery. They only use a small amount of power. I mean, heated seats are pretty nice, and a heated steering wheel.

Hmm. In fact, using heated seats is one of the most efficient ways to stay warm in an EV without sacrificing fighting much range. So you just turn off the heating and turn on the heated seats instead.

Heated seats use 50 to 100 watts, heated steering wheel uses 50 watts, but cabin heater uses 1.5 to 3 kilowatts.

Running 2 heated seats plus steering wheel is only about 1/10 of the draw of the cabin heater. So when it's cold, you'd actually be saving electricity using those 2 things instead of the, like, the fan heater.

Hmm.

What else does it excel in?

Got a cough.

Smoothest riding small EV on the road. It's not that small though.

It does have more boot room.

Hmm, my Peugeot looks really cool from the front but looks a bit lame at the back. The Citroën looks really cool at the back.

She said, what color is your current car? Why don't I have any pics of my car on this phone?

Maybe on, uh, maybe it's on my other phone.

I should have some on this phone.

Damn it, I really wish I didn't damage my car.

Yeah, I sent a picture of my current car. Maybe it'll impress her.

Maybe there's a cheaper one on AutoTrader.

Citroën EC4.

10 cars, 17K, 50.

What about Maidstone?

Um, oh God, you know that area slightly above your, your hip bone, like slightly above your pelvis? On the sides, you know, like that fleshy area in between your pelvis bone and your ribs, your bottom ribs. I am aching there.

I don't know what I did. Oh wait, I do. I did the many things.

So I got a backache, I got love handle ache.

17K, 12K,

13K. It's 15 kilowatt. Why can't they put a bigger battery? It's so annoying.

It looks quite nice in red as well.

Black looks pretty cool too. I think the only 3 colors worth getting a car in is black, white, or red. All the other ones look a bit lame.

Market tanking, up, down 60p.

Heated seats and steering wheel does sound pretty nice. Like, 7K though on top of my car, unless I get the PCP for £120 a month

and then I just trade it in for a new car next year.

Imagine the look on the neighbor's face when I roll up with my new Citroën.

Market tanking. Oh, in the green, up 16p finally.

See, patience, guys.

Up 24p.

Lost it all, but it's okay.

Up 18p.

Then it go up and then it go down and then it go up.

Or instead of getting the heated seats you just get an electric blanket and wrap it around the seat.

How much for a Tesla?

Price up to 17K.

Damn, 9,000.

No, kind of ugly.

Model S.

I want a Model 3, but $11K.

98,000 miles. What's the battery size?

Why doesn't it say?

I don't like the Model 3. It's too flat looking.

Really? I don't think there's a, a Tesla with a 50 kilowatt battery. They seem to have bigger batteries.

78 kilowatt. Oh, that's Polestar.

Polestars have pretty big batteries.

11K standard range.

I don't know, I mean, the interior looks so plain and

boring.

83,000 miles.

Trying so hard to be the iPhone of cars, aren't they?

I don't think I'd want to spend that much on a 100,000-mile car.

Why doesn't it say how big the battery is?

I do like all the cameras on it though.

What's DMA trading?

Well, you think I've been making too much money, so that's why they gave me a warning message. I only reduced my P&L by £400 even though the account's still down.

Why doesn't it say what the battery size is?

It says 254-mile range.

Oh no, the warning was saying to protect me against losses that are too much for me.

Maybe it's secretly I made too much money by doing like very rapid clicking.

Kind of stupid, isn't it? Make too much money, not allowed. Lose too much money, not allowed.

I've got to go for dinner. 80 kilowatts, really?

What about Tesla Model 3 Standard Range battery size?

60 kilowatt battery pack. It's only 10 kilowatt more, about 57 usable. What's usable of the Citroën?

Citroën, 46 kilowatt usable.

The same size as my Peugeot.

Doesn't seem like there's many improvements apart from it looks cool and it's got more space.

Well, I'm going to have dinner and be back in an hour or two.