making PIZZA

I'm back on Twitch,

the best platform in the world.

Bloody ban me again, stupid Twitch.

Load of bollocks. Oh my

God,

how many bloody things do I have to

secure, make secure,

to stop myself from getting these stupid

Okay.

Jesus, talk about making a platform where

the creators get abused and then they're

the ones who get punished. A lot of stupid

rubbish.

And then they don't ban the people that

are breaking the guidelines, do they?

Why don't they give them an IP address ban

so they can't come back to Twitch?

Because last stream, some bunch of idiots

were spamming stuff about doxxing and I

wasn't banning them.

But there were some were saying the

N-word, but it wasn't the N-word, it was

N-I-Q-Q-E-R.

So any kind of spelling deviation of the

N-word, I'm supposed to be moderating?

Stop doing the N-word. I'm gonna end up

having to ban all of you just for doing

that. I end up

having the whole chat banned.

So look, I have to ban XAFT now.

Sorry about that, but I'm gonna get

another ban if I don't ban you. So it's

either me or it's you, and I'd rather keep

myself safe. So everyone say goodbye to

XAFT. Anyone does the N-word, you're

banned, because I'm not risking getting

another ban.

It's so annoying. I have to spend a whole

stream sitting here staring at the fucking

chat banning people the whole time instead

of doing what I want to do.

No, I don't want to mod people because

then a troll becomes mod and he ends up

banning everyone. Oh my

God, I was gonna put chat to sub-only

mode, but then like right now there's 1,

2— there's only 3 people subbed

in the chat right now, so the chat room

would just be like 2 people.

It's so dumb. YouTube doesn't do

this. I never ever got in trouble

on YouTube from a stream.

The only time I got strikes on YouTube was

because I used copyrighted content.

I've had 2 1-day bans now on Twitch

because of What other people have said in

the chat, not me. I haven't even done

anything wrong.

No, the email said reason for ban because

I didn't moderate the chat.

A stupid one word, it has so much power

because they let it have so much power.

You tell people not to say a word, it just

makes them want to say it more.

I don't know why I can't ban people

directly from Streamlabs. So I need a

second screen with the chat open.

It's just gone too far, this whole can't

say this, you can't say that.

Even the S-word is now a banned word.

You're not allowed to say it or else you

get banned.

I wonder how big streamers do it. Do they

pay their mods? Or they just have like

hundreds of mods who always— so they've

always got a mod online? Because when

you're doing a 6-hour livestream, you

can't expect one person or 2 people to be

at the stream the whole stream. People

have lives too. People might only watch 1

hour or half an hour. So I need

loads of mods to make sure I've got at

least 1 mod during the whole stream.

And then I've got to make sure the mods

are actually good at modding and not just

banning people for stupid reasons or for

personal reasons, because then people

start attacking the mods and then the mods

get angry and then they start banning

people for kind of silly reasons.

I think Twitch should have mods. Twitch

should pay to have their own mods.

And then they moderate their own streams.

Why do I have to do it?

I guess that would be impossible. They'd

have to employ so much, so many, so much

staff to do that.

What's the solution? I guess the solution

is just moderate yourself.

Oh, thank you for the sub. Yeah, I don't

notice when people sub because I have to

manually approve the alerts now, because

last time people— I accidentally let an

N-word slip through the alert before I

could stop it, and then I got a ban. So

I've got to manually approve that stuff.

What happened to my penguin?

No wonder those IRL streamers kept getting

banned. Can you imagine having to do an

IRL stream and manage the chat

and manage the donations and make sure no

one's doing the N-word.

Finally finished making my video. Took

ages, just couldn't make it look good.

Took me like 5 tries to make it look good.

I finally found the right lighting that I

liked. Uh, so stressful making

a video. Took me like 2 hours to make 4

Okay, where's the penguin?

Yeah, I got it back. Nice.

So I've kind of— oh shit, I shouldn't show

this. Fuck, I already showed it.

Don't look at my plans.

I guess it doesn't really matter.

But yeah, I've got a busy week next week.

I've made some plans. I've got 2 apartment

viewings. Oh, I phoned up

the estate agent for the bigger, more

expensive place, and she said if I want to

pay in 6-month installments, I need a

guarantor who makes $31K a year.

$31K in dollars is over $40,000 a year.

As if I know anyone who makes 40K a year.

Even my sister doesn't make 31K a year.

So she said I would have to pay 12 months,

or we might be able to come to an

agreement for an 8-month contract.

And then 8 months would be like 9K I'd

have to pay upfront. So I booked a

viewing, but I don't know, it's a lot of

money.

I might just go for the smaller place and

then I can make a tiny home, tiny

apartment, living in a tiny space kind of

video. Those usually go viral. They

probably won't go viral for me. Don't know

why nothing goes viral for me. It's

unbelievable. Maybe I should make a new

channel, but I

could do like a tiny home apartment tour.

Plus it's cheaper, so I don't have to take

out more stock money.

Oh, thank you for the sub. I did

a tiny home video in my garden on my

second channel. We only got 5K views. Why

can I never get anything to go viral?

I've seen loads of videos where it's

literally the same. It's just like, hey

guys, this is our tiny home, and then it's

got like 2 million views. Or some Korean

room apartment tour and they get like a

million views. I don't get it. I put tags,

I copy their titles, make little

adjustments. No,

they don't have an audience. They're like

tiny channels with 40K subs and they

get like a viral.

Okay, I'll make Carrie a mod.

How do I make you a mod? But only ban

people if they're doing racist or doxxing

stuff. Or what

Mod. Okay, added Kerry as moderator.

That should hopefully deter them. I also

changed it so you have to follow me for 30

minutes to be able to chat.

So hopefully that deters them because

they'll get banned, they'll try and make a

new account, they have to wait half an

Twitch is so stressful. I can't imagine

how stressful it would be if I— if Twitch

was my main source of income and then you

get these one-day bans for such dumb

reasons. I've seen

people get like a whole month ban just

because they accidentally, um,

revealed someone's phone number, or

someone in their stream says their phone

number and that's enough to get you a ban.

So many things to get you a stupid ban.

And then they just ban people and they

don't even say why. Like Dr Disrespect,

why did he get banned? No one knows still.

And then girls sitting with their boobs

out and then they don't get any bans.

Yeah, a bit disappointed with Twitch.

I heard if a guy shows his nipples, you

could get banned as well. Also kissing,

you can get banned.

No kissing.

It's like treading on eggshells.

So I'm gonna keep my chat open in case the

bloody trolls come back. I don't think

they're here yet. They'll probably roll up

in an hour or 2. They usually come in

groups, don't they? They're probably

coming from the Discord like, oh,

Daniel's streaming, let's go and troll

him, get him banned.

Fucking losers.

Just wonder how they would feel if, if one

day they make their own kind of business

and then stupid kids are ruining it for

them. See how funny they think

it is when it's their own stream

of income being affected.

Yeah, I hope one day I open a shop or

business and some kid sets it on fire

because they think it's funny. See how

much they like it. Bet they won't be

laughing then.

People trying to ruin your business

are just sick,

just for shits and giggles for them.

People rely on this stuff for a living,

you know.

You gotta be careful, I guess.

I was watching a lot of stuff about day

trading and about how it's like gambling

if you don't know what you're doing, and I

guess that's true. But then isn't anything

like gambling if you don't know what

you're doing? If you've got 50k in savings

and you wake up and you think, oh, I want

to open a bakery, but I've got no idea how

to run a bakery or even bake anything,

you're probably going to lose your money,

aren't you? Look at Hell's Kitchen,

Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares. How

many restaurants and businesses did Gordon

have to save because they had no idea what

they were doing and they were just running

the business into the ground and they were

just losing money? Anything is like that.

Everything where you earn money is a skill

you learn. But if you don't know what

you're doing day trading, you're basically

like gambling. Relying on luck.

Yeah, all my videos got deleted on Twitch

too. They're all gone.

Where are all my videos?

Past broadcasts, nothing. Jesus.

Well, they expire after 2 weeks, don't

they? So maybe it's been too— no, I had I

had some streams from last week.

I feel like they're gonna ban me because

they probably won't like me because

I'm not very wholesome.

Try not to get banned.

Yeah, it's funny Twitch gives

you a button that uploads to YouTube.

They're like, no, we're not paying for

that bandwidth to store your content.

Upload it to YouTube, they can afford it.

Starting to get interested in day trading

again. I watch this guy called Adam Khoo.

He's pretty good. He talks about Fibonacci

levels, and it's, it's really interesting

actually because they

exist in nature and biology and science

everywhere, like the shape of an egg or

the shape of a seashell spiral or the

shape of a pattern in a flower,

they all follow the Fibonacci scale. And

then the Fibonacci stuff actually shows up

in stock charts. Look,

I drew some myself. Wait,

don't want to show my nudes.

So this is the Nasdaq, and I drew a

Fibonacci extension from here to here,

and it maps out these lines which are

different ratios

between each line. And then look, it

bounced off exactly off this line like

magic, and it, it hit this line

as well at its peak and bounced off it.

It's really— actually, it's a bit creepy

how accurate it can be.

Watching people on YouTube is not like—

yes, it is. He has courses on trading and

he has a school.

What else did I draw?

Uh,

I forgot which one this is, but I drew

this line here and it predicts exactly

where the top was at this line, Fibonacci

level. And then a lot of these, these

lines match up where the stock is bouncing

off of. It's really Interesting,

actually.

It's a bunch of numbers.

Wait, let me get my pen.

I've heard of it before, but I didn't

think it was actually legitimate. I

thought it was just a bunch of random

lines people match up. So it starts at

Oh wait, I'm scared what's on my iPad

because when I take my OnlyFans videos,

it, it copies the file over

onto my iPad using iCloud.

Where's the chat?

Oh, I got subs. Thank you.

I gotta

be careful who the subs are being gifted

to as well. Probably get in trouble for

that if it says sub gifted to n-word.

Very generous. As thanks,

I will explain to you Fibonacci.

So, um, you add the

number to the previous number. So 1 0 is

1, and then 1 1 is 2,

and then 2 1 is 3, and 3 2

is 5. 5 3 is 8.

8 5 is 13. 13 8

is 21. And then it keeps going.

But then if you divide one number by the

previous number, it always comes to 1.62

something. And then that's

apparently called the golden ratio. And

then this golden ratio turns— shows up

everywhere in nature. Even your DNA

molecules, the DNA structure thing, if you

divide it by the length by the width, it

comes to 1.62. And then stuff like divide

from the top of your head to your belly

button by the width of your arm span or

something, stuff like that. It comes to

1.62. It's like magic.

And then there was another number, like

what, 0 point— what, 3.82? Divide 1 by

a different one, and it appears in

the stock charts as well, which is really

weird because it's not like stock charts

are nature or biology. It's just a load of

lines. Apparently it's

the path of least resistance. So in

nature, uh, things form that kind of

spiral which resembles a ratio because

it's the least path of least resistance.

I thought that was really cool.

And then you just, you draw it when a

stock is going up. You can draw it from

the bottom to where it stops going up,

and then it has like an overlay of lines,

and each line is a Fibonacci level.

And then you can use that to predict where

it's gonna bounce off of or bounce down

from. I wonder why

it's true. Maybe it's because millions of

people are using it,

so they've all got their Fibonacci scales

out, so they all think it's gonna stop at

this Fibonacci line, so they all sell,

and then it makes it come true because

they've all sold at the Fibonacci line.

Maybe that's why it works, but I thought

it was interesting.

So I'm excited for Monday. I want to try

this out, see if I can put it into

practice.

Yeah, I was up until 3 AM watching Adam

Koo. He's pretty good at explaining stuff.

I might give that forex trading a try.

Could be fun.

Why don't they teach you stuff in school?

That'd be interesting instead of teaching

boring stuff like how to draw a triangle.

Some— he's some Italian mathematician

from ages ago. He's a genius maths guy.

He figured out this equation. How the

universe works. Maybe the whole universe

is just maths. Well, it is, isn't it?

That's what Stephen Hawking found out.

They used just math equations to work out

stuff like black holes and gravity. And

yeah, it's all basically just maths.

Okay, so I've got 2 dinners Aldi's

closed on Sunday, so I had to make sure

I've got enough food for Sunday, which I

think I do. I got this pizza for tonight,

and I got sausage and chips. This sausage

was quite nice, smoked red pepper.

It says it's— oh my God, it's 170 calories

for one sausage! So I've had 3, that's

like 500-600 calories.

Pretty good. Yeah, that Korean beef noodle

thing— maybe it's not the best idea to buy

things called Slim Well when I'm trying to

gain weight. Didn't notice. And I got

So I think I'll have the other sausage and

chips tomorrow night because I don't want

to have it 2 nights in a row. Make a

pizza. Oh, my ham's going hard.

Oh, oh no.

Drink milk. I don't want to drink too much

milk because

it's expensive. I think

I'll try and finish my bacon. Uh, why is

it going brown?

Would I go vegan? I tried making those

videos. Remember I was in Korea and I did

going vegan for 30 days challenge? I made

2 videos and they got 5K views. I swear

nothing I do ever goes viral.

Maybe I just need to try a new channel.

I've done— I've copied every bloody trend.

And nothing works. I think I've been

shadow banned.

I've literally tried everything.

I tried ASMR, I tried mukbang, I tried

apartment tours.

I don't know what to do.

I can't be bothered making a new channel

because then It just takes such a long

time.

The only video I did that got fairly good

views recently was the Simon and Martina

So noisy today.

I had to keep the window open because it's

29 degrees. So I think it's the hottest

day ever today. Don't know how people are

going outside. I would just melt. I've

just been melting in my apartment.

Well, it was 29 degrees, now it's 26.

Oh my god, it's 28 on Wednesday.

Ah, finally it's gonna rain on Friday. I

hate this weather. I can't

stand summer. I can't go out and meet

anyone because there's no way I could wear

my hoodie and my layers. I would just die,

and then I have to go out with my stickman

outfit. Look, I'm not gonna go outside

like this. I look like a bloody

stickman.

Just be embarrassed.

So yeah, I've got to stay indoors,

avoid this heat because it's just

disgusting. Sky, no clouds.

Why do people like this weather? I hate

it. I can't see a thing.

What's the apartment situation?

Um, well, there's still Doing my

application process took

them such a long time. They were just

sending me messages saying, we need this

piece of info, please send it to us, or

Friday. And then I've got some kind of

application manager who's dealing with me.

I had to send her bank statement with my

address. I had to Fill out next of kin

contact detail. It's such a pain. Just

give me the apartment, I'll give you the

money. Why do they have to do this stupid

checks and background checks

and this check?

And then I've got 2 apartment viewings

next week. One is that, that building over

there. I've booked the viewing, I might as

well go. Why not? Give me something to do,

won't it? And it might be nice, might

actually be really nice. I'm wondering if

it's really noisy though because it's next

to the road.

It's also a bit close to the ground,

which I'm not— I don't think I'd want it.

Maybe I'll just ghost them.

And then I've got another apartment

viewing in the same skyscraper, but it's a

bigger apartment. But the problem is they

won't let me pay 6 months installment.

They want all of it.

Oh, they said maybe I— they could

negotiate with the landlord and maybe I

could get an 8 months contract. But even 8

months would be— it would be £8K plus

5 weeks rent, so it'd probably be about

£9,250 I

have to pay all at once just for 8 months.

I've actually got that in my bank account,

so it's not really a problem. But then I

have no money to buy stocks.

I might just go for the smaller place.

I've already started the application

process. I've already paid the securing

fee.

Plus it's got a north side view, which

would be better. And the bigger place is a

south-facing apartment, so I can't

imagine how hot that apartment must be.

The sun rises in the south— well,

as it comes up, it's facing the south,

and it would just cook that apartment,

wouldn't it?

My one's facing west, so it doesn't really

get the sun until afternoon.

Well, the sun rises in the east, but as,

as the day goes on, it starts coming

around the south

because the Earth rotates. It's like a

spiral, spiral motion.

The good thing about the north-facing one

is I can still see the sunset because I'll

be facing north, so I can still see it.

But then if I got the south-facing one,

my back would be against the sunset. I

don't know, actually. It's kind of hard to

tell. If I open my blinds, this whole room

just gets flooded with sunshine,

which is horrible. I hate it.

I removed the on-screen chat because if

I delete someone's message on the chat on

Twitch, it gets deleted, but then it

doesn't get removed from the on-screen

Chat. The on-screen chat is like a tattoo.

Once the message is on the on-screen chat,

you can't take it off. I kind

of like the on-screen chat because it

gives you this kind of social feeling.

Feels like people are watching,

but it's a risk. It's a liability.

Mamma mia, I kind of wish I had a nice

girl to hang out on this nice weather,

have a beer, watch Netflix. It's kind of

boring being alone.

People always like, why don't you be

alone? Because it's so boring.

It's nice to have someone to have company

with.

I mean, the temperature is okay if you

have the curtains shut. And it, it does

kind of make you feel good with the, the

brightness. I just wouldn't want to be

outside.

I thought you liked being alone. Not

really. I actually hate being alone. It's

just really boring. I only need to be

alone to make a video because I can't make

videos when someone's next to me. I tried

making a video when Mida was at my place.

I had to tell her to go into the other

room because it was too embarrassing.

Because I kind of do this act when I make

a video. I make these weird facial

expressions, I make these weird hand

gestures, and it's all just like an act.

But then I feel like I— if I don't do

that, I can't make the video.

It's weird

because I try and make myself seem

kind of animated in the videos, and I

make these facial expressions that I don't

usually make so I don't look like

my face is dead inside.

I guess I have to start thinking of ways

to To get some kind of social

interaction. I watched Dr. K talk

about how to make friends, and he said the

best way to make friends is by going

to some kind of event so there's

no pressure on either of you because

you're both turning up at the event

because you want to be there, and it's

like unplanned. The event is planned, but

you meeting the other person is not

planned, so it feels natural.

But then what events do I go to? I need to

go to like a class. I guess that's why a

lot of people make their friends from

school or their workplace, because they're

both there. They both didn't really go

there to make friends, but they were in

the same place at the same time, the same

objective, and So

they naturally— why do you stream so much

on Twitch instead of YouTube? They built a

friendship.

Because I

don't know, I just, I feel like Twitch is

more laid back, and then YouTube I have to

do the whole act again. Even when I stream

on YouTube, I feel like I have to do the

Daniel act. To keep the viewers

up, keep the viewership up. On Twitch,

it's like, I don't really care. It'll just

be me, just be normal.

Turn the volume down.

Yeah, it's sad. I built the channel based

off of being genuine and And then as time

progressed, I felt like I couldn't be

genuine anymore and I had to do this act.

And now I feel like I can't put stuff on

the channel unless it's the act part of

me.

What games do I play now? Play Mario Kart

mostly.

Mario Kart is quite a nice relaxing game

to play. It's easy to pick up and play,

but there's also a challenge to it because

it's not, it's not easy to master. I

rarely get first place. And then it's nice

to look at and it feels good, and there's

like a social aspect. It ticks a lot of my

boxes.

The problem with hiding in my room is I've

got 2 very different audiences to cater

to. I got The people who like me for who I

am, the genuine part, and then I've got

the people who hate-watch me who only

click on the trainwreck part. So I've got

to make clickbait fake trainwreck videos

to get them clicking, but then I've also

got to do the genuine stuff for the other

crowd. So my next video is

just like complete trolling.

Made-up story about getting kicked out.

Film that today. Basically, the story is I

made OnlyFans video and then I got kicked

out of my apartment, then I'm in a hotel.

So that'll get the, the trainwreck hate

watchers. They'll watch that.

And the thing is, the trainwreck hate

watchers, they don't watch my streams

because they don't care. They're not here

for me. So they won't even know. I can say

right now, yeah, it's all fake and it's

trolling. They won't even know because

they don't watch my streams,

because that's not what they're here for.

They're here for the trainwreck. So I'm

gonna carry on making like fake trainwreck

stuff to keep the

I can make a genuine video, but then it

won't get— it will get half the views as

the trainwreck content does.

Kind of tricky thinking what to make

videos about now.

My favorite kind of content to make is

when I get a girlfriend and I can talk

about the girlfriend, but that doesn't end

Or talking about dates is what I like

talking about, but then it just makes

people not want to date me because they

think, oh, he's going to talk about

I like talking about stocks, but people

don't find it interesting.

But I don't want this brown bit of bacon.

It's very tough.

I didn't eat this bacon fast enough. It's

like beef jerky now.

Did they remove cancer?

Um,

yeah, they've got sodium ascorbate. You

see that? They put that sodium ascorbate

to make it less cancerous.

I Googled this ages ago, kind of forgot

now. I think ascorbate is like citrus

vitamin C from citrus fruit, and

apparently vitamin C is supposed to

prevent it from making cancer.

Or you could just eat an orange with the

bacon. I used to be really into that

nutritional stuff.

I can't separate it and it's making my,

my rash sting. I'm getting bacon stuff

into my open wound.

Is it true you can eat bacon raw? Because

it's been cured with salt and

nitrates, shouldn't that kill off any

bacteria? So Spanish

ham, pastrami, isn't that kind of raw?

How many calories will this give me?

Maybe 600.

I'm getting nitrates in my open wound.

Okay, so plan is I don't think I'm gonna

get the new apartment before I have to

check out this place, so I'm gonna have to

book a hotel.

To wait in. I don't really want—

I guess I could get another serviced

apartment, but it's so damn expensive. I

might try staying in a really cheap hotel.

Hopefully I can get my new apartment

sorted out next week. He said next week.

We can aim for a move-in date next week.

The bacon turns brown because you leave it

in the fridge uncovered. You need to put

the bacon inside a plastic bag and make

sure it doesn't dry out. My mum keeps

moaning at me about that. I don't care.

It's too loud. I can't adjust it because

my fingers are greasy. Everyone keeps

moaning at me about putting the food in

wrapping or a sealed container. I can't be

bothered.

Everyone's always nagging me. My mum

doesn't even eat bacon, she's nagging me

about how I store my bacon.

I never had food poisoning my whole life.

I think it's because I used to eat food

off the floor at school to save money.

Strengthen my immune system.

I think there was a fire yesterday. I saw

3 fire— what are they called? Fire trucks

drive past in a hurry.

I don't really care about the apartment

getting doxxed because what are you gonna

do? There's 24-hour security and

concierge. There's no way anyone would get

in. And it said people who enter

the building will be— will be— what's the

word? They said the concierge staff will

routinely question people who

seem suspicious.

And then I don't think you'd find out the

room number based off of the view because

there'd be like loads of apartments next

to me and below me.

So when I was at school, I I

really liked video games, but I never had

money. My dad only gave me— I think he

gave me £10 a month pocket money.

So the only way to be able to afford new

games would be to wait for my birthday or

Christmas, and there were always loads of

games I wanted to buy. So my mum gave me

£2 a day to buy lunch at school, and

instead of buying lunch, I would just save

up the £2 in a jar so I could buy games

instead. And the problem is I would

just be starving the whole day because

I wouldn't use the money to buy food. And

then I'd usually just bring some bread

with me from home, or I would find food on

the floor like crisps or

like an opened chocolate bar.

Or I'd look around for pennies. I would

pick up pennies, and I used to get bullied

for this. They'd call me like scrounger or

something. There were always pennies

everywhere, and I'd pick up any penny I

saw. Sometimes I found 20p or 50p. Once I

found a £5 note on a chair, and then I'll

use that just to save up for video games.

Sometimes I couldn't bear it because I was

so hungry, and then I'd I'd spend maybe £1

and just get a burger.

So that's probably why I'm so skinny,

because I was malnutritioned as a child.

I was so desperate to buy a video game

that I would starve myself.

And then that could also be the reason why

I failed at school, because I was so

hungry I couldn't concentrate.

So school would end and I would literally

run home so I could make a bacon sandwich

because I was so hungry. And Sonic

X would start at 3 o'clock, so I had to

run home and To get to watch Sonic X.

Make my bacon sandwich. It was so

delicious. Bacon and egg sandwich.

Oh, thank you. My poverty story. That is

legit African poverty tier, and it's a

great story. I can make a video about why

I'm so skinny. Of my video game addiction.

That would be honest, genuine,

original content that I would have made

back in the day. But now I just feel like,

oh, it has to be clickbait train wreck or

else it won't get views.

I actually made a video, it got 40K views.

It was called Why I Hate Being Skinny.

It's just funny, a video back then about

being skinny got 40K. Just shows how much

my channel died.

I'm just gonna flop.

It was bending. I caught it. I caught

it. That was exciting.

That's the most excitement I've had this

whole trip. I can't believe nothing's

happened. It's been 2 weeks and the only

thing that happened was I got wasted and I

lost £500 on football. Not exactly

what I was expecting or hoping for.

Okay, put that in for 15

minutes.

Yeah, I got recognized. I still chat with

that guy, he's nice, but I didn't meet

him. I just don't know what we would do.

He said he could show me around, but I

kind of already saw around. I just walked

I'd rather just walk around by myself.

Aimlessly and taking,

taking the sounds and the smells.

Is that during your wild phase? No, that

was when I was a teenager, before, when I

went to school.

That was my Xbox phase when I was into

Halo.

Halo: Dead or Alive, remember that game?

Did that franchise die? I know Tekken,

Mortal Kombat is still a thing. Do you

remember Dead or Alive? That was my

favorite. It had ninjas and really sexy

girls with big boobs that bounced, and it

was quite an iconic groundbreaking— had

groundbreaking features like You could—

there were multiple levels, and then you

could kick your opponent off the edge,

and they would fall down to a next level,

lower level. And it was really cool. And

you had the Ninja Gaiden character, he was

on it. Had like really hot

Japanese-looking ninja girls. Dead or

Alive, it was great.

I don't know, I forgot how much my dad

gave me. Maybe it was £20,

or I would ask him if I could help him

outside and he would give me money as

a reward.

Dead or alive, porn is great. It's funny,

there's porn for everything.

I looked at Simpsons porn. That is weird.

Any other interesting stories from your

childhood? What about from the time that

you lived in that nicer area, Sutton

Valence, or whatever it's called? Can you

talk more about that? Stories from

Sutton Valence?

Yeah, I guess there's a lot of stories.

Um, don't know which one to talk about

though. I had 2— I had one best friend.

He was actually in Chris Broad's class,

and then he lived next to me, and then

his— he and his sister would come over and

play with us all the time. They came over

nearly every day. I had a bit of a crush

on his sister.

They came over once when we moved And then

we never saw them again.

Don't know, had a

lot of people that used to come over. And

that house used to be my grandmother's

house that she took my dad and his brother

to after she got divorced, and then she

got remarried And then they moved to like

an elderly people's home kind

of village. And then my dad took over the

Sutton Valence house and he did it up and

then he sold it for more money.

A bit like trading, isn't it? Flipping

houses. You make the house nice, you sell

it for more, then you buy like a cheap

house, you make it nice, sell it for more.

I wonder if my dad would have sold our

Was he planning on selling it?

I don't know what he was planning. He

never talked about his plans.

I guess you could say no one ever asked

him. It's a weird thing to ask, like,

hey Dad, what are you planning to do?

Before you die, when you get old? What's

going to happen when you die to the house?

It's a weird question to ask.

I never really felt comfortable talking to

him because I felt like I was trying to

find out how— if I'm gonna get the house

when he dies. It seemed insensitive.

And then he never wrote a will, so he

never had a plan. I guess he never

imagined dying.

Did my granddad build the house brick by

brick? I think he did. He did all the

blueprints, built it all.

I'm not sure if he had help. Maybe he had

some help.

Heard one story he, he got scammed Or

he got blackmailed. I'm not sure exactly,

but there were some builder blokes who got

angry with him and threatened him. Maybe

he got them to build a house and then he

didn't pay them or something.

What does the Sutton Valence house look

like now compared to when you lived there?

Can you dox it since you don't live there

anyway? LOL. I had a look at it recently

and it looks pretty much the same, but

they, they changed the garage into a

living room, which is really weird. They

did a conversion to make the living room

bigger. You can find it on property

markets and then they've got all the dates

when it was bought and sold. It's been

bought and sold a few times since I moved

out. And there's pictures of the inside.

It's just weird looking at those pictures

thinking, that's where my childhood was.

That's where I used to live as a child.

That's where all my memories were created.

And now there's like some random people

there who don't even know who I am. It'd

be so weird to go back there in person. I

just can't imagine it. It's like a

completely different world. It would be

like going back into the '90s. When we

were young, I was a kid, my dad was alive,

my grandparents were alive.

Such a weird thing to think of.

I don't think I could go back. It'd be too

sad. But it's cool to see stuff

like the brick wall and the white gate is

still there that my dad put there.

I think my mum and sister went to have a

look a couple years ago.

Precious memories.

It'd be cool if I somehow managed to

become rich and successful and I could buy

the house and then raise my own family

there. That would be like the ultimate

redemption. Success story of my life.

Instead, I'll end up in like some tiny

shoebox in Manchester. Such a shame.

Well, I didn't do anything to earn it,

did I? So I can't really complain. I can't

really act all entitled. I did literally

I had no input in the house. At least my

sister did some renovating and

sorted out a new heating system.

I've, I've inputted, added nothing,

contributed nothing towards it. So I

can't really moan about it.

I'm not— I don't regret not contributing

because you can imagine if I invested

thousands trying to help towards the house

and then my mum is still a nightmare to

live with, and then I'd feel like, oh, I

put thousands of my own money trying to

improve the house and you're still whining

at me, treating me like a kid.

So I'm glad I didn't help towards paying

big stuff because why should I pay for big

stuff in the house when I'm not respected

and treated like, like an equal

contributor? They want me to act like an

equal contributor, but then they don't

treat me like one. They're like, oh, we

don't care if this makes you unhappy,

just suck it up.

If I'm gonna be an equal contributor,

then I want equal rights, and I want my

way of life to be respected. So screw

you, I'm moving.

No, I didn't pay for the heating. I'm not

paying £3,000. Jesus, so expensive. But

it's not just for the heating. It was— I

think it was necessary for the hot water

too. But it's so much money,

and then if I'm expected to pay so much

money for the house and then I don't even

feel comfortable living there, I just

feel like it's unfair.

They treat it like it's their house and

then I'm expected to pay up.

You can't act like a dictator and then

expect everything to be hunky-dory.

Those kids coming around all the time was

just so irritating. That woman seems like

such a bitch, the mum of the kid.

I don't know if I got the story right or

not, but apparently she kicked the husband

out because she doesn't love him anymore,

so he refused to help look after the kids,

so she kept bringing her kids over to our

house. Yeah, I bet she said

something like, oh, I don't feel

connection.

Women and their bloody connections.

Jesus, it's not the most important thing

in the world. Oh, there's no

connection.

It's like women can— you can give women

everything. You can build them a house,

you can provide for them and do everything

they want, but if they don't feel a

connection, they will stab you in the

fucking back and they'll ditch you like

that when they find someone who gives them

a connection.

I feel sorry for the kids because they get

caught up in between it.

Pizza's gonna burn. No, I think

I feel like men don't really care that

much about having a connection. As long as

you're hot and you're not too annoying

and you love us and we feel loved,

and we don't really care that much about

having like a super deep connection.

Like, yeah, my girlfriend, we're so— we

have such a deep connection, we know each

other so well, we're like soulmates. I

don't think men are like that. We're just

like like, yeah, we want to have a nice

meal and then have a nice fuck, and then

as long as you love us and we feel like

we're cared for, then I'm not really

bothered about that deep emotional stuff.

I feel like men are pretty easy to please.

It's getting a bit brown.

Is your mum's BF hot? What does he look

like? Have you ever talked to him? I don't

really know what he looks like. I haven't

talked to him.

I've seen him from my web from my GoPro

security cam. I haven't seen his face.

I've met a few of the other ones. When Pia

came to my house, there was a different

guy around. He was quite nice, but I kind

of— I had to talk to him because I had to

sort out Pia. I couldn't just ignore him,

and he was like part of the experience at

that point. It helps bond with

people when you're part of some kind of

thing that's happening.

Makes me

jump every time.

I kind of got fed up meeting all these

people because it's like one comes and

then they leave and then another one

comes.

And then I feel like, oh, what's the

point? You know how hard it is for me to

feel like I've— to create a connection

with someone and bond with someone, and

then they're just constantly leaving and

going, leaving and going. I don't form

connections with people very easily, and

it takes a lot of effort from my side to

try and make a connection.

It takes me— it can take me years to

start feeling like someone

is important in my life.

I don't really just instantly bond with

people straight away.

I don't know why I'm so jumpy that every

time the door slams I'm like, oh Jesus,

it just makes me jump because it's such a

sudden Violent

sound, like boom.

If it's a siren, because it starts off

small and then it goes and

then it gets smaller, that's a gradual

sound, so it doesn't make me, make me

Oh, what should

I do with this? Still got a bit left on

it. Don't really want it because I've

only got a few days left here, so I need

to make sure I don't get too much food.

I've got until the middle of next week,

but I might check out one day earlier

because I hate it when

you have to check out at 11 and then your

next hotel you have to book in at 3, so

you're stuck outside for 4 hours waiting

until you can check in.

So I don't know if I should just leave

this place one day earlier.

Because then I could book the hotel and

then wait in this place until it's like

the afternoon and then just casually

stroll to the hotel and check in. But then

it's kind of like I paid £80 for a night

that I'm not even gonna be here for.

I don't know, it's just that night is kind

of a waste because I have to wake up

really early. And then I won't be able to

relax because I have to get out before

they come to clean. So I might

just do that. I don't know what hotel to

get. Maybe I'll get like a really cheap

one, but it just seems so depressing.

I hate hotel rooms.

Maybe I can extend this place more. Ah,

so expensive. It's like £80 a night here.

I might have to extend it by— uh, it's

only 5 days. I could do that. Even if

it's only 4 nights, it'd be like an extra

£300. I was hoping to have an apartment by

But then if I don't go to a hotel, I can't

do my, my clickbait thing,

because part of the clickbait

idea is I got kicked out and then I'm in a

hotel.

Do you think Pia still likes you?

Probably not, because somehow

she thought that I really, really liked

her. That's why she came.

And then I basically kicked her out,

dumped her in a hotel. Did you see Shin's

channel? Shin deleted all her videos apart

from the iPhone one. Kind of weird. Why do

people do this? They want to be a YouTuber

and they make all this content, and then

they change their mind, they delete

everything. Do you remember that weirdo

white guy who was living in Japan called

Trevor Tucker? And he was begging people

to sign up to his Patreon because he

couldn't afford it anymore, couldn't

afford living off his YouTube

channel. And then he deleted his whole

channel. I remember he used to comment on

my videos. See, it's not easy to

make it as a YouTuber. Remember, there's

like a bunch of other really small

channels that used to whine, saying

Daniel's video is so shit, but he gets

loads of donations. He's content's

rubbish. It's not fair.

Don't attack me, it's not my fault.

Shin's going to school for IT.

Thought she wanted to be a famous YouTuber

like me.

She could have been my apprentice.

I guess her videos were pretty

embarrassing. Understandable why she'd