Broccoli Carving Tutorial - Live Cooking Show

Hello and welcome back to another live

broccoli carving session. Got my knife

ready.

I need to get my— oh no, I was gonna

get my wok, but it currently has pasta in

it, so I'm not sure where to put the

broccoli. Could get a plate. Yeah,

I'll get a plate.

My first livestream in my new apartment.

Apartment. I mean, my new Airbnb,

definitely not an apartment.

Uh,

I'll wait a few minutes until a few more

people arrive and then we can begin the

skinning. Hopefully the internet here is

good. I did a speed check and it had about

50 download and about 30 upload, but the

connection, sometimes it goes down to 1

bar and then it fluctuates between 1 bar

and 3 bars even though I'm not even

moving. So hopefully it stays stable.

Which country am I in? I'm still in the

Netherlands.

Don't have any plans on leaving soon.

It's in the room further

away from the road. The only annoying

thing is the door. I don't like the door,

the front door. There's a hole in the door

where the handle used to be. They took out

the handle and put in a new lock thing,

but they didn't fill in the hole. So I

feel a bit exposed to the street.

Really, I would like to have a door in

between the front room and the back room,

but there's just an open doorway.

It's just— it's not very cozy when you can

hear people walking past outside.

And I keep getting worried that the, the

owner's gonna come over to do some work.

I thought he was gonna come today to fix a

wire, but he didn't come,

so maybe tomorrow. It's hard to relax when

people keep coming. I just want to be by

myself. And not be bothered.

Also, the people upstairs are pretty

noisy. I think it's because they're doing

work up there as well, but when they walk,

it's like they're stomping on the ground.

Um, the story about getting beaten up is

true. It's not fake.

I know most of my stuff has been fake

recently, but I promise that fight thing,

the getting attacked by a stranger thing,

was 100% real. I still can't believe it

actually happened. And now I feel kind of

stupid that I didn't call the police

because I had an eyewitness, and the

guy who attacks me probably would have

stuck around because he thought I was

doing something wrong, and he was

threatening me that he would call the

police. I should have called the police

myself and said that you just attacked me

in front of another person.

And he didn't have any proof that I threw

a stone at his car, but I had an

eyewitness that he just attacked me.

No, it's got nothing to do with Ollie. I

don't know, it's that idiot, isn't it?

That weirdo guy on YouTube making

up some fake story about Ollie attacking

me. It's nothing to do with Ollie. I

didn't meet Ollie.

No, I didn't throw a stone.

And it's like I said, if I did throw a

stone at his car, why would I walk towards

his car? I'd be running away. If I saw the

car and it stopped, I'd be running. I'd be

like, oh shit, he saw me, he's coming for

me, I'm going to run. I wouldn't walk

casually towards him. How stupid would

that be? Oh, I just throw a stone at this

guy's car and then he stopped and I walked

towards him. I'm not that stupid.

I didn't phone the police because I just—

I didn't want any trouble. I just wanted

to go home. Wow, this knife is sharp.

They bought me all new stuff for this

place. They got me knives and forks. They

got me knives, frying pans, pots,

kettles. They got me a vacuum cleaner,

ironing board. They even got me a TV,

so I'm quite happy. The only thing they

didn't get me was a pair of scissors and a

pot for cooking rice, which would have

been good. So I'm not sure how to get a

pot. I don't really feel like walking

around outside looking for one.

It was just so weird. I went to the

shopping center to look for some stuff

like towels, and then I came back home.

I walked over a bridge to cross the main

road. I come down the stairs, and then

this guy just randomly attacks me.

It was so bizarre, so weird.

I was just so shocked. I didn't know what

to do. I've never been attacked before

Never. And surprisingly, people were quite

supportive in the comment section. Maybe

my viewers aren't such a bunch of massive

dickheads. I was expecting to

get hundreds of comments of people saying

stuff like, serves you right, You deserve

it. And there were a few like that, but

the majority of the comments were really

nice. Maybe I was wrong about my audience.

Maybe they are not too bad. I had 700

comments and most of them were quite nice

and friendly and supportive, sympathetic.

I was expecting people to just be cheering

and saying, good, serves you right, hope

you broke your nose. I wasn't going to

make a video about it at first.

So I came straight back to the apartment

and I was supposed

to move in here on that day, but they was—

they were just so busy with everything,

nothing was really finished. So Mila came

back here to bring, bring a

blanket and some towels, and then I went

back with Mila to her place to stay with

And then I stayed with Mila for a few

days, and then I came back here yesterday

to move in properly.

And it's doing really well for views,

which is good. It ranked number 2.

Also got a good CPM, which is nice. I was

worried it might get a crap CPM because

it's about violence. I thought

it'd even get demonetized because I made a

video about getting assaulted before. It

was called My Wife Physically Assaulted

Me. I don't know if you remember it, and

it got demonetized because— I guess

it's because I was graphically explaining

how she assaulted me. But this time I was

careful with my words,

and it's still green, so that's good.

Make some money out of this bad situation,

makes it feel less bad.

So nice to be in my own place finally.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna show the place

because I'm a bit worried that people

would find it. Um,

okay, I did lie about one thing in that

video. I'm not actually in an Airbnb and

I didn't fake my ID. And got a proper

apartment because it's way cheaper.

But I'm not sure about OnlyFans. Could

they kick me out if they found out I was

doing OnlyFans? Could people find out

where I'm living?

It's just so annoying not being able to

show the place because I like pacing

around when I stream and I

like showing you what I've done with the

place, how I've arranged the furniture,

things like that.

I don't think I want trouble because I

quite like the place. The only problem is

people upstairs walk really noisily. When

they walk, it's like they're jumping up

and down. They must be really fat or

something. And this neighborhood is just

full of weirdos. 2 people knocked on my

door yesterday, just random strangers. I

thought they were friends of the owner,

but they weren't. So first this black guy

was waving at me from the window. I

thought, oh, maybe he's the neighbor or

the owner's friend. So I opened the door

and I said hello, and then he was

obviously drunk. He kept saying, nice to

meet you, thank you so much, it's really

nice to meet you. And then he walked off

down the street, and then The next day,

this fat woman knocked on my door. She

said something about cleaning, and then

she asked me for €20. I said, I don't have

€20. And then she said cash—

she said card is okay, cash, card, and PIN

is okay. What do you mean card and PIN is

okay? Is she gonna bring like a card

reader with a PIN code? I said,

no, I can't. And then she kept saying she

needed money. To buy food for her

children, and her husband took the cash

with him to work. So weird. Who goes from

door to door knocking on doors asking for

€20? If you're gonna

ask me for €20, at least make a tempting

offer. I don't know, give me a BJ. Not

that I would say yes. I, I think actually,

now I think about it, I think she was

offering to clean my place for €20. I

thought she was saying that she cleaned

the place before I moved in and then she

wanted €20.

So I'm just going to stop answering the

door. The problem is I don't know if it's

the owner coming to do some work.

Yeah, this neighborhood's kind of weird.

The people are just weird. I went to the

shopping mall yesterday as well to do some

shopping. And people were just dancing at

the entrance as one guy was playing an

accordion.

A weird place. Dutch people are weird.

They just start randomly talking to you.

For example, when me and Mila got the

kitten, she went into the pet store and I

was holding the basket with the kitten

inside of it, and people kept walking past

me saying stuff like, Congratulations,

dude. Well, they would just strike up

conversation. People here just talk to

strangers. I'm not really used to it. I

guess they're kind of like Americans.

They just talk to you and say random

stuff. I find it

very strange.

If I put this in water, can I grow a new

broccoli? I've spoken

to more people in the Netherlands in the

last few months than I ever did in Japan

in 2 years, because strangers just come up

to you and say random stuff.

Yeah, I've been with Mida since 3 months

ago now. That's who I was with in Germany.

I just had to keep it a secret because she

didn't want people to know, but she's okay

with it now. She doesn't really care,

which is great because I can finally start

talking about where I am, who I'm seeing,

what I'm actually doing, instead of

pretending to be working in a sandwich

factory in Germany. It's so boring making

up all these bullshit fake stories like

going for therapy with Dr. Glenys and

working in a sandwich factory.

Do you know how hard it was for me to fake

those videos? I had to grit my teeth and

This broccoli looks big, but now I'm

carving it, I'm starting to realize

there's not a huge amount of broccoli

here.

Squeaky. Tomorrow I'm making pork belly

stir-fry with broccoli.

I spent €62 doing shopping yesterday. I

got so much food I don't have to go

outside until next week. And I got

washing-up liquid, I got toilet paper, I

got sponges, I got, uh,

laundry capsule pod things.

I feel like a little housewife.

You should move to one of the outside

cities. I can't move anywhere because I

need to be nearby Tamina, otherwise we'll

end up spending so much money on trains

seeing— going to see each other.

So I have to be fairly close,

so I don't want to be sitting on trams and

trains For hours.

Also, I don't have a bed. I sleep on the

sofa. Um,

I guess I could show the sofa since it's

new and it's not in any of the pictures.

It's just a typical L-shaped sofa.

I'm not sure about buying my own furniture

because I still— well, I'm starting to

feel better about the place, but on the

first day I was like, I was regretting

getting it. Because it felt shit,

but it's starting to feel more like home.

I'm getting settled in, so maybe I'll

change my mind about buying bigger stuff.

I don't really know what I want to buy.

I guess some kind of curtain for this

doorway.

And to try and block out the, the outside

world would be nice.

Rent— my rent is about $1,000,

which is— no wait, it's £1,000, so it's

like $1,300. But it's less than half the

amount that I was paying for those other

Airbnbs. In the other Airbnbs, I was

paying over $3,000 a month. It's crazy

how much money I wasted.

So this place is way cheaper. All the

bills are included in the rent. I had

to pay 2 months deposit, but I get that

back as long as I don't break anything.

So my current living situation is very

affordable for my income. All I have to do

is make $1,000— I mean,

$1,300 every month, and then I spend about

probably $100 on food. I'm very frugal

when it comes to food because I do all my

own cooking. So yeah,

I'm, I'm making at least double of

what I need to pay for rent and food. So

I've got, I've got like $1,500 disposable

income every month. So I'm thinking of

getting a laptop or a MacBook Pro,

maybe a gaming laptop. It'd be nice to get

back into some gaming. Rainbow Six Siege

has had a lot of new updates since I

stopped playing it. I could also do laptop

streams. I'm not sure how much I really

want to get back into gaming.

How's COVID-19 in Rotterdam?

You don't really notice it. People have to

wear masks on trains and trams.

It has actually gotten a bit stricter now.

You have to line up outside supermarkets.

Didn't used to have to do that,

but it's better than England. England's

shutting down again, I heard.

Second lockdown.

And this place has a little garden as

well, but it's kind of ugly, so I don't

know if I'd actually use it. Could get a

tent and do some camping out in the

Uh, and this language learning website

contacted me to make a 1-minute, 2-minute

video, and I made it. They said it

needs more work. I don't understand what

else they want me to say.

And they offered me $400 just to do a

1-minute integration, but I don't really

want to do it now because I thought I did

a decent enough job. They said it needs

more work. They said you can't share

screenshots of the guide

in the video. Why not? They sent me a

guide how to make it, things I need to

say. They said I can't show screenshots of

and then they gave me some examples of

people who did it well. They didn't do it

that well. They just talked about some

stupid story of their own language

learning journey. I guess they want me to

do the same, but I just couldn't give a

shit about learning languages anymore. I

don't really know what to say. I never

used the products. I never really used any

language apps. I just went on Japan Cupid

and I chatted up Japanese girls. That's

how I learned Japanese. I didn't use these

stupid apps. Or websites like Rocket

Japanese or whatever it's called,

or Duolingo. I didn't use any of that.

I used dating websites and I flirted with

Japanese girls. That's how I learned it.

I don't know, $400 is quite a lot, but I

just cannot be fucked.

My viewers don't give a shit anyway. As if

my viewers are actually going to buy or

use any products or services I promote.

They want me to, to, to incorporate

some kind of emotional personal story and

then tell the viewers why their product is

so great. And why I love it so much.

Ugh. So I have to be like, well, when I

was learning Japanese, this product really

helped me because of blah blah blah blah

blah blah. I did that.

I said, I find it difficult learning

things just from books, and this product

is really good because they have fun

interactive games. What else do you want

me to say? What's wrong with that? I don't

really feel like I can do any better.

So I might just have to say I give up on

that $400. It would have been nice though.

I just can't force myself. I look so dead

inside saying this app is for learning

Japanese and lots of other languages.

It was so hard making the WeNative

sponsored video.

WeNative is great for talking to native

speakers. If you want to learn Japanese,

I really recommend this service. I don't

actually give a fuck, but I just want the

money. I hate

doing sponsored videos, and I wish they

would just stop offering me sponsored

deals because I don't want to do them,

but the money is so good that I feel

stupid for not doing it. But I really

don't want to do it. But $400 for a

1-minute video is insane.

I don't even make videos about Japanese

anymore.

I haven't done any language learning since

2014.

After I failed the level 1 JLPT, I just

gave up completely. I thought, well, my

level is good enough for screwing Japanese

women, so why would I bother learning it

anymore? I felt comfortable with my skill.

And my, my main goal was just to have sex

with Japanese women, and I was speaking it

well enough to be able to do that, so I

thought I don't need to study it anymore.

Oh my God, what the fuck is wrong with

these people? Can you hear it? The whole

place shakes as well. Boom, boom, boom.

Why can't they just walk softly? Is it so

Same thing happened in the capsule hotel

when people walked past. The whole room

shook.

Why can't people walk quietly?

And the thing that irritates me most is

when people are loud. It's like they have

no respect, no consideration for other

people around them. They just don't give a

fuck. So I'm here, I'm walking, and I'm

making the whole place shake, but I don't

care. So irritating. It's like they

exist in their own little world.

And they don't realize that there's other

people nearby.

And then I don't know if I talked about

this because the last stream I did, I was

in the capsule hotel, but the last night

in the capsule hotel was hell. Some idiot

started playing music at 5 AM in the

morning, and these stupid capsule hotels

Um, the stupid capsule pods in the hotel

have Bluetooth speakers built into them.

It's called City Hub, and they have like a

cabin capsule. They have Bluetooth

speakers built into the stupid pods, and

some idiot was playing on the speakers at

5 AM some kind of rap music,

and he didn't turn it off until about 7,

and I couldn't sleep.

How can people be so inconsiderate? How

can you even think it's okay to play music

in a capsule hotel at 5 AM in the morning?

Some people are just— I don't understand

them.

And it's such a dumb thing to put speakers

inside of a capsule. It's supposed to be a

place where people sleep, not blasting

music from Bluetooth speakers.

It's just a shame because the actual hotel

is really nice. The cabins are really

comfortable and modern. The shower room is

really clean. It's just the people ruin

it. You know what just ruins life, makes

life difficult? It's people.

All my problems, Every single one of my

problems are because of other people.

People attacking me, people giving me

chlamydia, people being loud, people

shaking the floor when they walk, people

not watching my videos. Every single one

of my problems can be blamed on other

people. People just make life shit.

But then again, all the things I love

doing exist because other people made

them. I suppose you can't have everything.

How was I supposed to know the chlamydia

girlfriend slept with some random guy she

met in a club 2 weeks before she met me?

She said they were using a condom at

first, and then he took it off halfway

through and then put his dick in her raw.

I wonder who that guy was. Thank you,

random guy. Now I have hip joint pains

since 6 years ago.

They flared up again. Kind of painful.

People were saying I should have ran from

that guy. There's no way I could have ran.

I could have limped away, I could have

hopped away, but if I ran, it just made me

look guilty. It made me look like I

actually threw the stones.

And there's no point telling me to use a

condom because when you're living with a

girl every day and you're sleeping

together every night, using a condom every

single time is just not possible. You

would need like a stash of hundreds of

condoms and you'd have to have the— what's

the word— um, the mental

strength to put the condom on every single

time. You don't know how many times we

just woke up randomly in the middle of the

night and fucked. You're saying I had to

put a condom on every single time?

No way that's possible. Maybe if it was

just like a one-night stand thing, yeah,

I would have had to use a condom. But when

you're living with a girl and you're just

having constant sex all day long, it's

just not possible.

Yeah, you do need mental strength to put

on a condom when you're with a hot girl.

Your dick's really hard and she's just

wet. You're not thinking

Oh, where's my condom? You're thinking of

other things.

So even if I did use a condom the first 5

nights, eventually I would have slipped up

and thought Oh, I don't want to wear a

condom anymore, and then I would have

gotten it from her.

It just sucks because I read that only

about 10% of men get these joint pains

after getting chlamydia. How unlucky am I?

Most people get chlamydia and they just

take some antibiotics and then it goes

away completely and they're fine. They

don't get joint pains 6 years later.

Oh well, hopefully it clears

up soon. I just feel like a cripple,

like an old man. Maybe I should walk

around outside with a cane so I look like

I'm disabled, and then people won't try

and beat me up. Would you— would they beat

up a disabled man who has a walking stick?

And then I could use the walking stick as

a weapon as well.

People said I should carry a knife, but I

think that's dangerous. I don't even— I

wouldn't even have the guts to use the

knife. And then what if I accidentally

killed someone? Would I get sent to jail?

I don't want to kill anyone, although that

would make a pretty good video. Can you

imagine if I uploaded a video one day, I

accidentally killed someone? How I killed

a man with my bare hands.

No one would believe it.

Yeah, they could use the knife against me

Oh, thank you, Lights Unusual. Subreddit

saying you have leukemia. Yeah, someone

messaged me about that, saying that

because of my bleeding gums and my joint

pains, they think I have leukemia. But I

had the bleeding gums way before I even

ever had sex. I've had the bleeding gums

thing since I was a teenager.

I feel like the subreddit are so bored

they're just making up their own random

shit now to entertain themselves. They're

so bored of me and my current content that

they've just resorted to making up stuff

to entertain themselves.

Eat more fruits. Yeah, actually I will

have an orange.

So whilst I was at Mila's place, I

couldn't make any videos, but I did a lot

of research about CPM, and I've

been doing this whole YouTube thing

completely wrong. Oh my God, you won't

even begin to understand the stuff I've

learned. You know how I'm always boasting

about my high CPM? My CPM is nothing

compared to some people. There's YouTubers

like this black guy called Roberto Blake,

and he gets CPMs of $40 because he makes

videos about business stuff and how to

make money. There's people who make money—

I mean, make videos about these most

boring topics business-related stuff,

they get CPMs of $60. They'll make like

$500 off 10,000 views.

So I started doing some research about

high CPM topics. Turns out

drama and entertainment and cumming

on panties doesn't give you the highest

CPM.

So that's why I made that random stock

market video, because I researched those

keywords— how to short sell

stocks on the stock market— and there's a

keyword planner, and those keywords had

insane high bid rates of like £250

for the bid rates. So theoretically

that should give me a CPM of hundreds of

dollars. I don't think— I don't know if

it's actually going to work, but I thought

I'd give it a shot. Oh, thank you,

Crypto Toaz. Buy Bitcoin,

don't forget all his altcoin friends.

Yeah, I could make a video about Bitcoin.

I'll have to Google, see if those keywords

are worth anything. The trick to getting

high CPM is you make videos about topics

and you use keywords that have high value

and gaming videos have low value.

I don't know why, maybe because there's so

many people making gaming videos. Barely

anyone's making business stuff, so there's

lower competition. And then the companies

advertising for business stuff have way

more money to spend on marketing, so they,

so they pay more for the ads.

So I'm going to do a bit of an experiment.

Make a bunch of videos about investing. I

know they're going to be boring and shit,

but it's a bit of an experiment. See if I

can get some high CPMs.

Roberto Blake

made $700 off a 50,000 viewed video.

I only make about $100 off of 50K views if

it's a topic about being gay or

some random girl. Videos about random

girls don't get good CPM.

And I always looked at that Roberto

Blake's channel, and he has 480,000 subs,

but he gets like 5K views, 10K views.

And I always looked at his channel and

thought His channel's so dead, I get more

views than he does. But then he shows his

earnings on one video and he's made twice

the amount of money on his channel than I

have, even though I get more views. And

it's because his topics just make 10 times

more money than my topics do. He, he made

$140,000 total

on his channel. And he has roughly the

same amount of views I do in total.

I think he has 27 million total views. I

got around 26 million total views if

you include all the videos I took down.

So I'm starting to shift from desperately

trying to get views to now I'm thinking,

How do I get higher CPM and fuck the

views? The views don't really matter.

It's the topic that matters.

So I'm going to try and make some changes

on the main channel, try and make some

money topic videos like how I make money

online kind

of topics. I made one today. I'll upload

it tomorrow. I got a really nice thumbnail

as well. See if this works,

see if I can get a good CPM. Problem is,

I don't know if I would get in trouble

just reading articles off the internet

because obviously I don't know anything

about stock markets or trading, so I

have to Google the article But can I just

read it? Would I get in trouble? Well, I

could pay someone on Fiverr to write a

script for me about it, and then it would

be my copyright since I paid for it. But I

don't really want to pay for it unless it

will definitely get me money. I just

really can't be arsed to actually research

about it and understand it and then

regurgitate my knowledge. I really don't

care about the stock markets.

Or I can read out the article in like a

reaction way. I can

say, hey, I found this article. So first

they say blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah, and then they say, I don't know,

instead of reading out word for word.

Roberto Blake says, instead of trying to

chase views and virality, which is what

I've been trying to do for the last 2

years, You should chase high CPM topics

because that will get you way more money

than you trying to be the next Filthy

Frank. Because let's face it,

I don't think I have the charisma and the

creativity to be really big.

I used to think I did. Now I'm starting to

realize now that people find me boring and

irritating and I'm not very funny.

So instead of trying to get my next viral

hit with a sex doll video, I should start

concentrating on topics that make money

instead of trying to get lucky again

and get another viral, which is just not

happening at this point.

Make videos you actually care about.

Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, thank you,

Light Unusual. Have I considered going to

the US? No way. The reason why I

avoided the US is because it looks

dangerous and I'd probably get mugged or

attacked or worse.

I can't make videos about things I'm

interested in because I'm not actually

interested in anything apart from

trying to get views on YouTube.

But Roberto Blake makes videos about how

to get views on YouTube. His whole channel

is mostly about how to grow a channel,

how to get high CPM.

The thing is, I don't really know what I'm

doing. I kind of just lucked out

when it comes to YouTube because I got a

few lucky virals out

of pure luck, not because of anything I

did. I didn't add keywords or Du SEO.

And I'm too lazy to make a good-looking

video. I just can't be arsed.

I'm pretty interested in history, but I

couldn't make history videos.

I'm too lazy.

I'm just not really passionate about

anything to be able to make really

passionate videos.

The only kind of videos I really enjoyed

making were talking about girls and

talking about having sex, and that's not a

good way to make money on YouTube. You

won't make anything. You'll get

demonetized.

The, the one thing I love talking about,

I'm not allowed to talk about.

No, if I make a video about sex, it'll get

demonetized. It won't make money. It will

make like $2.

And I can talk about sex all I want during

livestreams, so that's fine.

Also, I'm not allowed to masturbate

tonight or tomorrow night because I want

to take this sperm kit test, this sperm

test kit, but you're not supposed to

ejaculate for 2 days before you take the

test. So I have to be, uh, I have to be

patient and not touch myself for 2 days

because I really want to see if I'm

fertile.

People just moan and bitch at me when I

talk about the things I want to talk

about, like, like talking about how

annoying Chihiro was. And then they say,

Daniel, such a horrible husband, saying

mean things. Yeah, well, that's what I

want to talk about. So I stopped talking

about that stuff because people just whine

all the time, and then it

got me into arguments with people.

So I had to stop bitching about people,

which made it less fun for me because

that's what I love doing. I love bitching

about people. And how irritating people

are. Moaning about how irritating people

are is what I like doing.

Oh, there's a fly.

How did it get in? It's eating my

broccoli.

Fuck off.

People don't like what I have to say when

I'm being completely honest because I

don't say very nice things.

So if I'm trying to grow a channel and get

people to like me, it's best not to say

anything.

But I think I've done a pretty good job

not whining about Mila, haven't I? I

haven't said a single negative thing about

Mila, so I feel like I've overcome my,

my bad habit of bitching about people.

I felt like I've managed to keep it under

control, although I did have

a dream where I was bitching about Mira

and then we had a big fight. I forgot what

it was about now.

Oh, thank you, Crypto.

Is that your Fiverr? What do you do?

Maybe I can pay someone on Fiverr to help

me invest something.

I want to invest £100 on something. I've

got my investing app approved and ready to

go. I just need to put £100 into my

account and then choose something to

invest in. I was thinking Tesla, but

people said no, not a good idea.

How about GoPro? We could invest in GoPro.

By Coca-Cola. It's funny because there's

actually a documentary on TV I was

watching just before I did the stream

about the inventors of Coca-Cola

and ketchup and cornflakes. So strange

how they invented it. The creator of

Coca-Cola was this guy who was addicted to

morphine. And then he wanted to sell,

um, some kind of drink that had cocaine in

it, and it was supposed to

be like a health drink, and then it turned

into a soda. And then he kept— he kept

selling shares of Coca-Cola to random

people so he could get money to feed his

morphine addiction. I never knew that. I

never knew that Coca-Cola was originally

made from coca plants, which is where

cocaine comes from.

So strange.

And I was like, oh, that's why it's called

Coca-Cola, because it's from the coca

plant, the coca plant.

So I looked up who owns Coca-Cola, and

there's so many people who own it. The

biggest shareholder of Coca-Cola is Warren

Buffett. His investment company owns about

9% of it, and then the remaining 90% is

all owned by a bunch of different people

who own about 5% here, 6% there. It sounds

like such Such a complicated mess.

I feel like drinking Coca-Cola now,

but sometimes I get confused between the

coca plant and the cocoa plant, which

makes chocolate. Sounds similar.

Maybe I should invest in Coca-Cola.

So how do you think my broccoli is ready

for tomorrow's? I think for stir fry I

need smaller chunks.

Uber Eats. I had Uber Eats two days in a

row. Cost me €20 each. So expensive.

I got KFC, I got 6 pieces of chicken and

then chips and drinks, cost me €24. And

then I got a Burger King with chicken

wings and chips, cost me €20.

My recent shopping cost me €60,

but half of that was on coffee and

cleaning stuff, so only about €30, and

it's going to last me a week.

Easily. I've got bread, I've got oranges,

I've got pork belly, I've got beef

patties, I've got 2 bags of pasta fusilli,

I've got a bag of rice,

and cooking saves so much money.

Looks like a little tree.

Did I wash the broccoli? Yeah, I'm gonna

wash it after I finish chopping it.

But I don't see any worms.

I feel so nervous about going outside now.

People kept saying stuff like, you're a

small Asian guy, you look weak, you're

gonna be the prime target for scammers and

thieves and violent people. And now I'm

worried because I never really felt like I

stuck out, but I guess I really do stick

out like a sore thumb. Everyone here is

Black or Muslim or Turkish or

white, and I'm like the only Asian guy. I

haven't seen a single Asian guy ever here.

I must look like such a tourist.

And now I feel like I've got this massive

target on my head that's shouting, hey,

look everyone, here is a weak-looking

Asian guy. He gives you money if

you beat him up.

I'm just small. Even if I was ripped, I

would still be small. Everyone's hands are

huge. The, the owner of this place,

he's like this Jamaican black guy with

dreadlocks, and he's only a bit taller

than me, but then he fist bumped me like

this, and his hands were huge next to

mine. His hands were like this big. His

fist was like this big compared to mine.

He'd probably kill me if he swung at me

with that fist that size. My, my hands

are like women's hands compared to the men

here. They're just bigger.

The frame of the guys here is

just way bigger than me. I have a woman's

frame. I don't have the same size as the

average male here, so I just have no

chance in a fight.

I never felt like this in Japan. In Japan,

I always felt like I was average size as a

But yeah, now I'm surrounded by black

guys, North African guys,

Turkish guys. Everyone's huge.

They look scary.

No, I do not have normal-sized hands. My

hands are tiny compared to a real man's

How long am I staying here? Well, I want

to stay as long as I can. After Brexit

happens, I'm not sure what's gonna happen.

Not sure how long I can stay after Brexit.

I guess if I have to country hop again, I

would go to Belgium since that's

closest, or maybe Germany, and then come

back here as a tourist.

But really, I want to be here for Mila.

That's always been one of my biggest goals

in life, is to find a girl that I really

like. And now I found her, I just want to

be able to see her regularly.

I feel like things are going pretty well

between us.

Don't really have any big problems.

I met her family as well. I met her

parents. They're quite nice.

I didn't even meet Chihiro's family, and

we were married for 2 years.

It's just I can't make videos about it

because of

privacy reasons.

It just kind of annoys me sometimes. I get

comments from people saying stuff like,

Daniel's life must be so sad and

depressing. Doesn't meet anyone. When I

do, it's just I don't film it because

I'm trying to respect people's privacy. I

met her family, I met her friends, we went

to Amsterdam, went to strip clubs.

But since I don't make a video about it,

according to them, I don't do anything or

meet people. It's like they don't

understand that I don't film everything I

do. Is she

ethnic Dutch? She's half white and half

Brazilian. I met her mum and her mum looks

like a mixed black person. It's kind of

strange because she looks so different to

Mila. Mila doesn't have dark skin,

but her mum does. I wouldn't

have guessed they were mother and

Daughter. But if I look closely, I guess I

can see similarities in the facial

features. It's just kind of interesting,

after 2 generations, the black skin, dark

skin, completely gets bred out.

How come she looks Asian? Yeah, I don't

know. She does kind of look Asian as well.

I guess it's the hairstyle. Her hairstyle

contributes to the Asian look.

How long will I stream? Well, until my

battery dies. I've got 70% left, so I

should be good for another 2 hours. The

problem with this place is, uh, the, the

sockets, the plug sockets are a bit

inconvenient. I need to get an extender.

Cord extension adapter cord thing which

has lots of plugs in it.

I feel like this is the most mature, the

most adult I've ever been in my whole

life. I've got my own apartment that I'm

paying for all by myself. Not splitting it

with anyone. I sorted out my own place,

moved in, got myself a lady,

making my own money, not depending on—

well, I guess I am depending on the

viewers, but everyone's depending on

everyone for any kind of job. Every

business has to depend on the customers,

but people still think I'm a man-child I

need to grow up, even though I'm— I've got

my own place, I'm paying for it with my

own money. I can't catch a break.

I still got people saying I'm living off

my dad's inheritance, which is just not

Oh well, I guess I just can't win with

some people.

I guess it took me a long time to do this.

This is kind of strange that I never got

my own place by myself until I was 31.

I just never really had to. Before, I

lived with girlfriends. Before, Chihiro

always sorted out new apartments, and then

I just lived with my mum and dad.

I guess it is nice having my own place.

Makes me feel like I can do what I want

when I want without worrying about other

How did you never meet your wife's family

in 2 years? Because she was embarrassed of

me and her family hated me because every

time we had a big argument, she went back

to her home and told her, her mom and her

sister everything about me and the stuff I

did to upset her. So obviously they didn't

like me. They kept telling her to divorce

me as well.

No, I didn't get a laptop yet. I'm still

trying to decide if I really, really want

one. I don't really need one. I can do

everything on my phone perfectly fine.

I just end up playing Rainbow Six on it.

I want to be productive. I'm gonna try and

find out ways to make more money.

Recently, I feel so stupid for doing this

for so— for Um,

I feel stupid for doing this so late, but

I finally got Amazon affiliate marketing

sorted out and I made my first $2 off of

Amazon marketing and I just felt really

great about it.

You're still cutting broccoli? Yeah,

well, I'm a perfectionist when it comes to

cooking. I have high standards

for food, just like I do for women.

Yeah, it's a great feeling when you first

discover a new way of making money and

your first dollar or your first $2 or $5

comes in. You feel like, oh, this is good.

I can make more money this way.

I don't quite understand it though,

because people just clicked on my link and

then they bought random stuff. One person

bought unscented dog poop

bags and I made, I made $1.40

off of his purchase.

Someone bought Pokémon cards, someone

bought some Pokémon game

thing, and then I profited off of their

purchase. It's really weird. It doesn't

cost you anything, but if you use my

Amazon link, I get money just from

when you buy stuff. So if you're gonna buy

something, can you message me and I'll

give you a link? Because I can make money.

I don't know how much I'd make if you'd

buy something expensive like a laptop. I

think I get 1 or 2%. So if you buy

something that costs $1,000, wouldn't I

make $5 or $10? That would

pay for my groceries, and it's

costing you nothing, and it's costing me

Use your own affiliate link to buy stuff.

No, I Googled that and it says you can get

banned. Said it's against the rules to use

your own link to get discounts on stuff,

so I don't want to get banned on it.

And I made a store. You can make a

storefront on Amazon and then you can just

link products that you use And you

want to recommend to people.

And what most YouTubers do, they'll have

the YouTube gear so people can buy the

same stuff that their favorite YouTubers

are using. But they usually have insanely

expensive stuff, like they'll have 4 DSLRs

and a mirrorless camera and lighting and a

really expensive mic. All I have is my

phone and my tripod.

And my GoPro.

But yeah, it's nice to find new ways of

making money,

and I've already made $2 out off of how

many? Off of just 2 purchases. So if I can

get people, more people to use my link and

buy stuff, then I'll make even more. I

would like, ideally it would be nice if I

can make $100 a month to supplement my

other streams.

So my goal would be like $100 affiliate

marketing, $400 second channel,

$1,200 main channel, and then about $1,500

on OnlyFans. And then merch and

Patreon should get me around £3,000 a

month. I got my mum to send

me my iPad, so that should be coming soon.

Then I can start designing more stuff.

So yeah, it's nice just to carry on

building more streams of income.

I want to make more merch. People are

still buying my merch, which is great. I

sold 2 t-shirts this week. One was the Red

Face Daniel shirt and the other one was

the Hiding My Room character shirt. But I

want to make more interesting designs.

Make more t-shirts,

uh, promote my Amazon link more, more

videos, more OnlyFans, more of everything

really. Keep the grind going or

else I'll be out on the streets.

I actually bought my own shirt so I could

wear it in videos. Let me get it out my

bag. The quality is really good.

I think I did a really good job on the

artwork, and the

line work is so good. I, I have to say it

myself, but I did do a pretty good job.

How do I show it?

So this is my one I have, Serial Shirt,

I did the text by hand. It's not a font,

it's actually text, hand-drawn text.

Look how clean those lines are.

I zoomed in to the pixel level to clean up

those lines, and it looks clean.

Look at that. And then I've got the cereal

bowl that I designed. Look how clean

it is. Wait,

let me switch lenses.

Yeah, look at the printing quality. It's

It's not low quality.

I'm really pleased with how it looks.

I just need a more interesting design. I

don't think many people would be

interested in a bowl of cereal,

but I think it looks great.

Feels good as well.

Did I ever sell any Hong Kong Guy merch?

Yeah, loads of people bought a Hong Kong

Guy mug. It's funny,

but I'm

just doing this too late. I should have

done all this when my channel was huge,

when I was really popular and people

really love the whole cereal meme thing.

2 years too late. I should

have done all this merch, affiliates link

Branding stuff. Should have done that 2

years ago at my peak popularity,

but back then I was making so much money I

didn't really feel like I had to.

Made about $700 total from merch.

It's pretty crap compared to OnlyFans.

OnlyFans, I've made $11,000 now, and I

started merch and OnlyFans around the same

time. It's just harder to sell merch

than it is to sell dick pics and jerking

off videos. I'm gonna buy some sex

toys soon. Now I've got my own place,

I want to get one of those really small

dildos that can be attached to the floor

because last time I tried a normal dildo,

it was too big.