Why I want to get back with my ex wife

Okay.

Okay.

Testing.

Took a long time to reset the stream.

Yeah, I thought I just check out and then

leave the hotel before

resetting it?

Because it will just disconnect when I

leave the room, get on the elevator.

Just disconnect and I go get my bike.

It's funny how the security guards salute

each other like they're in the military or

something.

So Chihiro said, do you want to get back

with me yet?

Been here 2 weeks,

she's running out of time.

Where are you staying tonight?

I'm going

back to the slum hotel, but this time a

different slum hotel.

But I have 4 hours to wait.

Until I can check in.

Oh, my knees feel a lot better today after

having a break from cycling.

I really don't know how to make my

backpack lighter.

It's actually gotten heavier.

With the new pair of jeans and the dildos

and the flashlight.

Well, at least my shoulders will get

stronger, won't they,

carrying a heavy backpack every day?

Oh, thank Blood.

Have some brunch.

What should I have?

Am I meeting slightly hard?

Homeless.

I don't know,

maybe if we reach the donation goal,

uh, we go get drunk at the bar with him.

What do you think?

Drinks on me.

I don't know where to go.

Thank God I've got this basket, this extra

bag.

I can't fit all that in my backpack.

We have

3 and a half hours to kill.

Hong Kong guy is still trying to steal my

wife.

Maybe if Hong Kong guy got views like

@sushi_vlogs, he'd have a chance.

Chihiro is only in it for the views.

Her next boyfriend will have even more

views than Atsushi does.

It's nice to be back on the bike.

Not a fan of walking.

Hurts my feet.

Oh,

thank you.

Thanks, Nick.

$10.

You went in a big circle.

How do you know the area so well?

I don't really want to go into Namba, it's

too busy.

Oh crap, I'm back at the hotel!

Oh my God,

um.

I'm back at the stupid hotel.

Oh my God,

I rode away from the hotel to reset the

stream.

Now I'm back here.

What's the point of that?

Damn

it.

I'm not sure which direction to head in.

I was thinking we head south.

Very British.

Uh, maybe go to Nagai Park.

Yeah, I want to go west and then south.

I don't want to go to Umeda

because the hotel is south,

not north.

Go west.

Oh,

where?

Then south.

Oh no,

not south.

Shorten guy.

I don't want shorten guy.

I'm trapped.

I'm trapped between shorten guys.

Here we go back.

Go

south here.

Are

we

going south now?

Hey Siri, which way is south?

Oh wow, I'm going east.

It brought up a compass on my phone.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

It's better than Google Maps.

Oh wow.

So south is this way, which now is south.

Oh yeah,

it's

right.

Has anyone recognized you?

Not even a single person.

I've been riding around Osaka for 2 weeks,

went into the touristy bits.

Osaka Castle.

Another single.

Oh, are you Daniel?

Internet fame really don't last.

Can't believe I was that forgettable.

I mean, it's a good thing.

I don't really want to be recognized.

It doesn't really benefit me.

It was kind of exciting when it used to

happen.

But now it's like, oh my God,

I used to get nervous about it,

thinking people recognize me.

Okay, we're heading east now.

But I want to go south.

Hey Siri, point me in a southerly

direction, please.

That did not work.

I don't think Siri recognizes my fake

accent.

Hey Siri,

hey Siri.

It doesn't recognize it.

I need to speak normally.

I wish I could change Siri's name to like

Jacob.

Greetings Jacob.

Siri is a stupid name.

In Japanese, it'd be like shitty.

Ah, putting off is so hard.

That's such a comical sight, seeing like a

Japanese chap guy smoking a cigarette on a

little clown bike.

This is the most ridiculous thing ever.

Get a real bike.

Clown bike.

Oh my God,

trying to look cool smoking your ciggy on

a clown bike.

Oh,

oh, oh,

oh.

When I age more, facial recognition won't

work.

Won't recognize me.

That woman's running so funny.

Her running style is so dramatic, but

she's going so slow.

Did you see her

in the brown jacket?

Why are they always running?

Why are they riding on the wrong side of

the road?

Wrong side of the road, idiot.

Oh, on the back.

Oh my bike.

Bike costs about $70, pretty cheap.

Where am I now?

Still heading south.

Kind of needs to go southeast, then south,

then east, then south.

So if this is south,

never eat shredded wheat.

Never eat shred— which way is east?

I think east would be to the left,

wouldn't it?

So I'm pointing south now, I should be

going east.

Oh, my back.

Yes,

so we go left, right, left, right, left,

right.

Bag's really heavy today.

Going to towards my next hotel,

but we're taking the long way there

because we have a few hours until we can

check in.

Oh, my back.

Why is it on the wrong side?

I don't understand it.

This is good inner core.

Center core strength training,

train my back, my shoulders.

You talk a lot of cringe shit.

Who,

me?

Barely said anything.

The wind— windy today.

See if there's a restaurant on the way

there that's nice and empty.

Are you back?

Back in Japan.

Yes, I am.

Ah, peaceful road, my favorite.

Hey Siri, open Compass.

Compass.

Southeast.

Oh God,

oh, my back.

Are you cold?

Not really, cycling keeps me warm.

It's the damn wind

making it hard though.

Is it— is the hanami over?

I don't see any cherry blossoms.

It's all green now.

Girlfriend missed the cherry blossoms.

Why is everything red?

Go for it, Miss Cherry Blossom.

Oh

my God,

what the fuck?

Like a typhoon.

Jesus Christ,

the wind was almost blowing me backwards.

Wow, she's chunky, chunky lady.

Uh-oh.

Oh, getting attacked by polystyrene box.

I miss Saiki City.

Prefer Saiki City.

Bored of Osaka.

Oh

God, 3 hours to go.

Oh, my shoulders.

The stupid wind keeps blowing my hair into

my eyes.

Impressed with your willingness to change

hotels so constantly.

Well,

I don't know what else to do.

I wanted a break from the slum hotel, so I

booked a nicer hotel in the center so I

could show you the center.

Now I've done that, it's time to go back

to the slum hotel.

Save some money.

I wouldn't want to stay in the slum hotel

the whole time, and I can't afford to stay

in a nice hotel all the time either, so we

gotta break it up a bit.

Excuse me.

Anyway, I'm gonna take a break from

streaming soon.

I need to rest up,

get the new hotel.

Go on a few dates, then, um, go get my

girlfriend.

Yeah, hopefully I'll be back the week

after next week.

I really need to let my body heal for a

few days.

I don't really want to stream it because

it'll just be me sitting in a hotel.

A bit boring.

And I want to make some OnlyFans stuff,

so yeah, I'm

gonna wind it down soon.

Hey

Siri, open Compass.

Going east.

Oh, oh,

give

us a drunk stream.

Maybe

when we get to the donation goal.

Maybe go to shisha bar, get some nicotine.

200 hours or else.

Or else what?

Gonna revolt?

Rebel?

Mutiny?

Oh, thank you.

Thanks, Nicole, for the sticker.

Oh, it's so sunny now.

I didn't put my sun cream on.

Oh, why is it not going green?

That is a Kura sushi.

Kura sushi for breakfast.

Not really hungry now.

Maybe later.

It's a nice looking Kura Sushi.

It's probably very empty too.

I'd probably just get the ramen at the

sushi place, not the actual sushi.

I want to build up a bit of an appetite

first.

My stomach completely flattened out

overnight.

I get really bloated after eating.

And then I go to sleep, wake up, and it's

flat again.

Well, not completely flat, but kind of.

Hey Siri, open Compass.

Oh my God.

Hey Siri, open Compass.

Southeast.

Further south, southeast.

Oh,

got a hill.

Come on, thighs.

I've got new thigh muscles, should be able

to handle this.

Yeah, easy.

Thigh muscles upgraded.

This is like a warehouse metalworking

area.

Why is my iPhone screen so dark?

Let's

go this way.

These industrial areas are weird.

They just seem so, so dead,

but there's something interesting about

them.

These big cranes,

the workhorse of the modern nation,

capable of lifting over 5,000 tons.

Maybe if I go in, they'll let me do like a

video tour.

Hello, I am from England.

I would like to do a documentary on your

construction site.

I have come to inspect your crane.

Whoa, sand blowing in my face.

Oh my God,

there's mountains of sand.

They got mountains of

dust.

I don't know, sand, cement.

Oh God, this place sucks.

What is this?

They make concrete blocks or what?

Makabi.

Why is my damn screen so dark?

Oh, and I'm going north.

This is not the right way.

Where the fuck am I?

It says go back.

It says turn around.

Oh my God.

I'm

back.

I don't know what happened.

The stupid app just decided to stop

streaming.

I didn't even lose connection or anything.

It was just not streaming.

I had to open it, press go live again.

Hate it when that happens.

Okay, let's get back on track.

For

some reason I can't go south, it's taking

me southwest.

This stupid road, I need to turn left.

There's no way to turn left.

Wow.

They're tearing that building down.

I have no idea where it's taking me.

Oh my God, it took me up north.

This stupid Google Maps,

it's pointing me in the wrong direction.

Yeah, I need to turn left.

Push!

Yes,

yes!

Oh my It's taking me over a river.

Why?

The river goes west.

I need to go east.

This is south, southeast.

South is that way.

Okay, yeah, southeast.

I'm gonna turn right to go south.

This map makes no sense.

I'm facing the Kyocera Dome, but the

Google Maps says I'm facing the other way.

I'm looking right at it.

It.

The pointer is not pointing the right way.

That bridge will take me north.

I need to go back over the bridge I came

from.

Google Maps is screwed right now.

Is it a big change going from sitting

inside to biking?

Uh, I guess so.

Why is he grunting?

Because I got 15 kg on my back.

Damn heavy.

It's not really hot, it's a bit warm,

that's it, that's all.

Very windy.

Okay, starting to get a bit hungry now.

Damn Google Maps sending me the wrong way

the whole time.

Oh my God, I need to recalibrate the

pointer.

I don't know how to.

Oh

yeah, oh

yeah, 50 miles per hour.

Oh, this damn bus.

Whoa,

how many crashes I got?

This stupid bus ruined my speed.

Hey Siri, open the compass.

Uh, it says I'm going northeast.

Okay, at least go east, then south.

It's fine.

Imagine I end up back at the hotel.

What is going on today?

It's like I'm in the Bermuda— Bermuda

Triangle.

Yeah, finally I'm going the right way.

Way.

Oh my God, it was going to send me the

complete opposite direction.

Good thing I saw the Kyocera Dome.

We're back on track.

Yeah, I'm going the right way now.

We just go south,

show you my new slum hotel.

I'm pretty— that white guy's checking into

the guest house.

I'm pretty sure I saw him earlier.

Daniel

is indeed tone deaf.

What?

I thought I nailed the tones pretty well.

Da da da da.

Da da da da da da da, da da da da da da.

I think my whistling is more in tone.

Listen.

What you think?

Oh, my back.

The GPS really drains the battery.

Disgusting,

disgusting, man.

There's no traffic.

Why

is it red?

Oh my God,

how are you allowed to park a car on the

pavement?

Can't do

that.

Oh God,

it's really looking slummy again.

I hate that the tunnels that go under the

railway, they're always so ugly.

Where are you going?

Going to my new hotel.

Should be good.

Should be good.

Should be good.

Should be good.

Should be good.

You doing?

Choco Zap.

I think we go this way.

Oh, goddamn

it,

tired.

It's only 11:40.

We've got 2 hours 20 minutes.

Check the map.

Oh, my bum.

Straight ahead.

All on the wrong side of the road.

Great.

I'm back at the place that had McDonald's.

To overtake me on a bend.

What an idiot.

Overtake me on the corner.

Oh my God, he looked like he was going to

hit the curb.

What a moron.

Imagine overtaking a cyclist on a corner.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

There's no way to cross this road unless

you come up here.

It's annoying.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Here we go.

Uh,

we're pretty close to the hotel, but I

can't check in.

Either we go towards Tennoji or we go past

Tengachaya,

which is a shithole.

Do not like Tengachaya.

Why do I keep ending up back here?

Oh, I hate this place.

God damn it.

2 more hours of torture.

It'll be worth it when we get there.

Okay, down.

Down.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Okay,

get back on.

I really wish they'd clean this area up.

Fucking shithole.

And get rid of that— what's that homeless

village?

A load of tents and stuff.

Burn it all down.

Disgusting.

Smells like piss.

No, my glasses are not slipping.

It's my stupid hair blowing into my eyes.

We're basically at Tobu-zashinchi right

now, nearly.

Policeman.

No, I'm not getting a hairband.

Now, after I take the hairband off, my

hair will look stupid.

This is where we saw that wallet on the

ground.

And nearly picked her up.

Good times.

Now I have an uphill to Tennoji,

test my new thigh muscles.

Now last time I had to get off the bike,

remember?

I'm pretty sure my muscle got stronger.

See, look, I'm doing it.

Strength increased by 10%,

and I'm carrying 15 kg.

Oh

yes,

more muscle

uphill.

Okay.

Yeah,

yeah.

See me go up that hill?

Easy.

Sorry if the sounds are turning you on.

Try and breathe like this.

Whoa, fucking hell, that's close.

How fucking close do you want to get?

Jesus Christ.

See how close he got.

Oh yeah,

so close.

嗯，好，姐姐姐姐，哦哦哟哎呦哎呦。

Get into the right lane to turn right.

There's a shoe in the middle of the road.

How'd that get there?

Hello, can

I go?

Oh my God,

what'd I do?

I'm in the middle of the

road.

I used my driving lesson

training.

I wait in the middle until I can clear my

exit.

Can I go?

I think I can go now.

I'll go now.

Oh, I hate crossroads.

You're going to the middle and then wait

for the oncoming traffic to stop.

Always made me nervous on driving lessons.

This area looks like Bangkok with the big

long shopping center bit.

It's called Q's Mall,

very old building.

I want to look for some lunch now.

It's 12 o'clock.

They even built a tram here.

You can really see the European influences

in this part of Osaka.

The Tennoji Shinsekai area,

considered to be a luxury tourist

destination back in the

1920s.

A lot of money was pumped into this area a

long time ago,

but then it was kind of abandoned.

That's why it looks shit now.

I never had any improvements for decades.

Look at this freaking tram.

Looks like it's from the 1920s.

Like World War I era tram.

You see that tram?

Looks like it runs on steam, steam engine.

That guy's cleaning his car, car

dashboard.

Yeah.

Más,

más.

Oh

my God.

Okay,

go left.

Next left.

皆さん、 ご 視 聴 の 方 は よろしく お 願 いい た します。 どう ぞ ぜ

ひ 皆さん、 第一 コ ーナ ー の リ ベ ート の マ コ と リ ベ ート の

マ コ と 皆さん 走 って いただ きます よう よろしく お願い 申 し 上 げ

ます。 皆さん と よろしく お 願 いい た します。 皆さん お 疲 れ 様

です。

Oh, there's a little burger place.

Okay.

Oh, thank God, downhill.

Don't worry guys, we're nearly there at

our destination,

I think.

Treat you to a nice,

uh, what day is it?

Saturday lunch.

Oh my, another Aojima Burger.

Over there,

Awa Juma Burger.

Not again.

I want to go to Family Mart.

Is it safe to put my bike here?

I'll put it over here.

No, that's fine.

I'll put it

here.

Uh, what about my bag?

In the basket.

Maybe I should take it with me.

It's got my laptop charger.

Yeah, I'll take it with me.

I don't think they have a toilet.

Damn it.

Oh,

they do.

Toiletをご利用時にスタッフにお返し。 Do I have to?

すみません、トイレ使っていいですか。

100, 150, 200, 250, 300, and something.

300.

Okay, that's our budget.

Can't afford the

Pastrami.

I'm going to buy it for ¥300.

Get a hot dog,

hot dog and a drink.

100 yen drink.

Come on,

get water.

Hope I got enough.

What's the cheapest drink?

111.

Lemon carbonated lemon,

111 yen.

Oh, 98 yen water.

はい。はい。少し開けますね。はい。

100, 200, 250, 60,

70, 80, 90, 100.

4,

8.

Got my hot dog, got my water.

That's a hot hot dog.

Imagine I dropped my key down this metal

grating.

Oh my God.

Better step away from it.

Look at this.

I don't think the gaps are big enough for

the key to go down it.

That would be so annoying.

I

think out of all of the places

where you find Japanese girls The ones in

convenience stores always seem the cutest.

Why is that?

The supermarket ones are always kind of

old looking.

It's always in the convenience stores you

get the cutest ones.

I think convenience store is like a young

person's job.

Maybe.

Did you bump into that old man again?

Yeah, I knocked his face off.

Teach him a lesson.

Mess with me.

Hiding in his rat cage.

Oh, my hot dog, it's gonna fall out the

basket.

My hot doggo fall out my basketto.

はいはいはい。

What time is it?

12:30.

Got an hour and a half to eat lunch.

Why is he running in the cycling lane?

Get out the cycling lane!

That's a terrible running style.

Why are your knees going outwards?

I got the $1 Family Mart hot dog.

Hey Siri, ¥200 in dollars.

200 Japanese yen is £1.

I said dollars, not pounds.

£1.20.

Oh, my hot dog.

Hey, hey, 5

miles per hour.

The wind is blowing against me the whole

way.

That means on the way back the wind should

blow

With me.

Oh, Kura Sushi.

I want to go to Kura Sushi, not eat a

stupid hot dog.

Who wants to go Kura Sushi?

Who's bullying Daniel?

I've been going to Kura Sushi.

I

want to get the ramen.

There's a lot of

kids here.

Why are there so many kids?

Better not be packed in there.

Where can I pike— pike my barcle?

Wow, nice,

nice zoo.

Just what I love to see, my fellow bikers.

Should I bring my trash bag?

I think it'll be safe.

Who's going to steal my trash bag with

noodles and underwear.

Their uniform's so cute.

Yeah, melts your heart, softens your face.

Um, take my hot dog with me.

I don't know about my bag.

I think it's safe.

Stupid kids everywhere.

Looks

pretty packed

in there.

Let's go somewhere else.

Why

is it so packed?

Those kids said 1 hour.

Damn it, stupid.

Wow, is it— if it's spring break, why are

they wearing school uniforms?

Damn

it.

Pretty sure— I mean, I heard them say 1

hour.

It must be how long you have to wait.

I saw inside, it was completely packed.

People waiting in the waiting area.

I'm not going to sit there waiting an

hour.

Full of kids as well.

Stupid kids.

Go back to school.

Get a job.

Ruin my day.

I don't get it.

It's 12:40, you've got packs of kids,

school kids roaming around.

Why aren't they at school?

What are these boys doing?

It's Saturday.

If it's Saturday, why are they wearing

uniforms?

Do they just wear uniforms all the time?

So that's what it's like being a Japanese

kid.

You always wear your school uniform.

But yeah, it's Saturday.

Why are they wearing school uniforms?

Unless they have half day.

Ah, I want to go soup shoot.

The words.

Hold my hand

and other words.

Darling, hold me.

ま た 大 激 戦 の 市 会 選 挙 には ぜ ひ と も 新 人 の

久 保 田 久 保 田 亮 を 押 し 上 げ て ください。 久 保 田。

That 's my ex wife 's name.

久 保 田 久 保 田 千 尋。

Second of her name.

Ah, we made it to

our new home.

Where's that barbecue place?

Get another American dog.

American.

Dog.

Ship, sip, sip, sip.

Ship, sip.

Hold.

He's on the guy caught in.

No, don't dox me.

Apparently, knock it there.

It's Kansai Band.

Oh, fucking

hell!

He fell over.

Oh my God!

Oh my!

Right.

They're selling food here.

Oh, stupid cherry blossoms blowing

everywhere.

Where's the barbecue?

Barbecue stand?

Where's the bar— Picking.

Whoa, this is the place

we're going.

Idiots.

No brains.

Did you see that?

They nearly turned right into me.

Hope those people don't drive cars.

Don't even do a blind spot check.

Yeah, let's just run across a cycling lane

without looking.

Did you see that?

Unbelievable.

Don't disrespect Japanese people.

Well, if they do stupid things, then they

don't get any respect.

Where's the goddamn barbecue shop?

It's hot dogs, not enough to sustain me.

I need sustenance.

Look at that!

Have you seen— have you seen that Twitter

clip?

The guy has a

foghorn, like a foghorn attached to his

handlebar,

and then he scares the shit out of people

with it.

He squeezes it and he goes— yeah,

I thought it was funny too.

He pissed off one guy.

The guy turned around and whacked him off

his bike.

Oh,

big butterfly!

Get out of the way!

So she said big butterfly.

It's got black and green wings.

Imagine it flew into my mouth.

Yeah,

good.

Been cycling for 3 hours now with It's 15

kg on my back and you guys think I'm weak?

Love to see you try this.

Oh my God.

Where is it?

Barbecue.

There's a fly on my glasses.

Trying to catch a free— a wide free ride

on my glasses.

You must be getting fit as fuck.

Yeah, my leg's gonna be ripped.

Swole.

Massive quads.

Oh, bloody wind.

Why is the wind blowing against me?

Oh my God.

Cherry blossoms are gone nearly.

Goddamn barbecue, where is it?

Barbecue.

Wow, I'm

back at the stadium.

What?

Oh my God, I went around in a circle.

This is literally where I came in from.

Oh, where's the barbecue?

I'm at the wrong entrance.

Oh

my God.

I went around in a circle.

Ah, what

the hell?

I don't understand.

It should be like a little barbecue.

Shop.

Eat my hot dog now.

Damn it,

I need energy.

So cold

now.

Carbs

and protein.

Good for

a cyclist.

Today sucks.

Why is it so windy?

All the cherry blossoms gone.

The weather looks nice, but it doesn't

feel nice.

Damn windy.

I'm gonna be better at cycling than Chris

soon.

I don't know, Chris seems pretty good at

cycling because he, um,

cycles all day for over a week, but he

cycles up and down mountains.

I haven't really gone up mountains.

Most of it's been flat.

The places they cycle on Connor's Dream

are very mountainous.

From what else?

From what I've seen,

Chris probably still weighs more than I do

with my backpack on.

I weigh 54 kg.

With my backpack, I probably weigh 69 kg

in total.

Chris probably weighs like 80 kg.

And its fat belly.

So he's pushing more weight than I am.

I don't know if his massive calves

actually provide a lot of power or if it's

just like a visual thing.

He does have massive calves,

but is it actually muscle or is he just

big-boned?

I have basically no calf muscles, but you

don't really use your calves when cycling,

do you?

I'm using my thigh muscles.

I don't really feel my calf muscle tensing

when I pedal.

It's completely soft.

Yeah, I'm not using my calves at all.

Using my thighs.

So his massive calves don't actually help,

I guess.

I can't see the chat, it's too sunny.

See how old these people are running?

They're probably fitter than I am.

Okay, I think here we made a mistake.

We should have gone straight instead of

going around.

I don't really recognize this part of the

park.

It shouldn't be like this.

Something wrong.

Where's the Denny's?

There should be another entrance.

Don't understand.

Do da do da do do do do.

I don't understand.

Did I just cycle all around the park?

Didn't seem to take very long.

La la la.

It's taking me back around to the stadium.

I don't get it.

What?

Are you sure it was Nagai?

Park that I got the barbecue thing.

Really weird.

Maybe the barbecue thing is not here

today.

Nagai Park.

Yeah, why can't I find it?

It should be there.

I mean, at least the building should be

there.

They didn't take down the building.

It's very confusing.

Running on the wrong side of the road.

What an idiot.

I'm

back at the skier.

You sure it was here?

Wasn't it the park in Sakai-shi?

Was it?

Maybe you're right.

There was like a barbecue thing.

I got an American dog.

I thought it was Nagai Park.

Oh my God,

I

think you're right, it's not here.

Maybe go to Skier then.

I need more food.

I hope Skier's not crowded.

Dumb school students everywhere.

마지데, 마지데,

마지데.

Why do they sound like that?

So nasally.

Stupid school kids.

Wait till the wind stops blowing.

Yeah, I don't think the barbecue thing is

here.

Yeah, jealous of schoolboys.

They get to hang out and be friends with

cute Japanese schoolgirls and not get

called pedo.

Stop putting her name in the title.

No,

put her name in every single title until I

get my damn YouTube money.

What's

this?

This is like a museum,

the Park Center Museum of Natural History.

Oh my God, this fucking wind blew my hot

dog out of my basket.

Let's try a skier.

Fucking tired of this wind.

Looks pretty crowded.

Won't be able to talk much.

Oh my God, it's so crowded.

I can sit at the counter.

Are they waiting to sit down?

Why is every restaurant one packed.

Yeah, they're waiting outside to go in.

Oh my God,

I just want to sit down and get some food.

Fuck's sake, every damn restaurant packed.

Fucking cars,

fuck off.

Oh my God.

I

can see an empty

seat at the counter, but I don't want to

sit in front of the door.

There's even more going in now.

Oh, people are leaving.

He's got the Google Pixel 7.

I recognize that camera hump anywhere.

It's lunchtime.

Ah,

typical.

Why does everyone eat lunch at the same

time?

I like the bicycle parking spaces, the

little slot.

So funny.

There's a McDonald's down the road.

We could go there.

Hmm, let's go down the road to see if

there's anything better.

McDonald's is going to be full of kids,

isn't it?

High school kids.

Makul,

makul donald.

They put mac in front of everything.

Mac delivery, mac this, mac that.

Oh my god!

This place is full as well.

God damn.

Oh my God, it's crowded

and full of kids.

Could sit there.

Let's just go in.

Stop eating junk food.

I can't find anywhere else to eat.

Hot dog and a burger.

I wanted Skia, but stupid Skia is packed.

Where am I gonna eat?

Everything in Japan is junk food.

What, ramen?

That's junk food.

How is sukiya any better than McDonald's?

It's literally processed meat with a load

of salt and sodium

covered in like a salty sauce.

A

pack of schoolgirls just left.

Why do kids always stare at me?

Like, very young kids, they seem to lock

eye contact with me.

A lot of people are leaving.

I think we can go in, actually.

Better.

We'll get something healthy.

Mac salad.

Even my phone's hungry, needs battery.

Yesterday had KFC, today McDonald's.

All right,

Amber, you're blocking the line.

Hey, stop.

Guys, behave please.

あ、 ダ ブ ル チ ー ズ バ ー ガ ー の セ ット。 あ、 ポ テ ト。

ド リ ン ク コ ー ラ で。

はい。 三 百 円。 あ、ないです。

Yeah.

いらっしゃいませこんにちは。

こんにちは。

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な ん か ご め んな。 いい よ。 荷 物 が 大 き い も んで。

Oh my God, it's raining.

Uh, fucking raining.

Oh my God,

not again.

Come on, let's go to the hotel quick.

It's 2 PM now.

Oh, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold,

cold.

Oh my God, I can't get phone in the

hole.

Come on.

Oh, I fucking— oh, it's close, it's close.

27 minutes.

Oh my God, no, no.