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The most fun I have is food and nutting all over my stomach.

I believe in iron discipline.

Self-control.

The art of doing nothing.

No more fun.

Fun will happen in 20 minutes when I make dinner

and consume the fish flesh.

I think the bed stopped making a noise now when I move around.

It used to be so noisy when I moved.

Only took 7 months. See, look.

When I first got it, it was so creaky.

Now it's nice.

Maybe I'm just not heavy enough to make it make a noise.

These bedsheets— look, sometimes I wake up after sleeping with my face on them and I've got the pattern imprinted on my face.

Looks funny.

The fuck is this that charged me £30?

$29.96. The hell's that?

Oh no.

You're fucking kidding me.

Is it that fucking dating website?

I thought I cancelled that.

£30. Fucking hell.

Fucking God.

Stupid fucking website.

I hate Nationwide.

Why can't they tell you?

Oh, I think it's a dating site. Fucking hell,

where's the cancel button?

Uh, no.

£30 for nothing.

I shouldn't have to email them to cancel. Should just have a cancel button.

Oh, I don't want tips and tricks. Just fucking cancel it,

stupid scam website.

I want a refund. I got charged again.

Cancel my subscription, please.

80, but not £30. All you get is stupid messages from bots.

It's all just like AI-generated bot messages.

If I use Revolut, you can easily block it. A stupid nationwide app sucks.

Membership. Manage your add-ons.

Upgrade to Plus.

Payment cards.

There's no cancel button.

Fucking scam.

I already hate Nationwide.

Never sign up for a payment plan with Nationwide.

It says

scheduled payments. Direct debits. Why is the dating site not on the direct debits?

Why are they allowed to just take money out of my account without my permission? Fucking stupid.

If I phone up the bank, maybe I can get it reversed.

Maybe I do this chat with us thing.

That's

rubbish.

It's so shitty they don't have a cancel button,

or they've hidden it somewhere.

How do I cancel membership? Go help and support, contact us in your main. From there you can open chat by your contact them to cancel it.

Amend my subscription. I want to cancel.

I make it so hard. Continue to cancel.

Your cancellation request has been sent to customer support. Just cancel it. Why do I have to fucking request it?

Stupid scam website.

£30 gone.

Well, I thought I did check it and I thought they wouldn't take the money, but they— I don't know why. I thought it was on my Revolut card and I'll just block it.

Really hate Nationwide.

Maybe I have to phone them up.

£30 gone. That's nearly 4 hours of streaming.

And I spent £36. Actually, I think it was,

uh, I think it was like £37 when I first signed up to it. So it's nearly £70 on that stupid website. I got nothing out of it. All the women on it are bots.

No, it was the Devon website.

I signed up to Thai Friendly with Revolut, so I was easily able to just block them. You can't— I mean, you can cancel direct payments on Nationwide, but not all of them show up on the list.

But with Revolut, if you don't have any money in the account, it will just say payment declined because no funds. But on Nationwide, because you got overdraft, even if you got no money in the account, it'll just go into overdraft.

So now it's taking it out of my overdraft.

That's what you get for not paying attention.

I thought I signed up to it with Revolut.

Thai Frenzy kept trying to take £100 out my account. I blocked it.

These monthly subscriptions get you because you forget.

Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

I

hate these monthly payment things.

I think it should have to ask for your permission before it takes the money out.

Stupid, they can just take money out.

Miserable day.

Oh, I think it's moldy. Why is it green?

Yeah, the fridge works. Got all the ice out and now it's growing back already. Look at that, it grows back so fast.

What's all this noise?

Is life really this boring because there's no people in it? Why do I need fucking people?

When you're a kid, you think life was fun because of all the games and gadgets and computers, but didn't realize that life was nice because you had family and friends. And then you take all that away. Yeah, you got the gadgets and computers still, but now why is life shit?

People are like vegetables— annoying to have to eat, but you kind of need them.

Otherwise, like, it's very dull.

I think I've got no Kit Kats on me. I'm having these disgusting vegan ones. Wow, I'm out of Kit Kats. I thought I got new orange ones. Did I eat them already? Joking.

No Kit Kats.

Tesco, you see.

Oh, this fucking wall. Stupid kitchen's full of smoke. Fucking fish is still not cooked.

Kitchen's full of smoke. Oh, these smoke alarms definitely don't work.

The whole kitchen's full of smoke.

Where the fuck is the smoke coming from?

Whoa.

Ah, maybe not a good idea using the bacon fat. I think it started burning.

Whatever, don't even care. Oh my God!

Fucking snake.

Stupid sound. Okay, maybe they do work.

Uh, it will turn off in a minute, won't it?

I thought I opened this.

Fucking smoke. I don't even know why there's smoke coming out.

How long is it gonna go on for?

They've got a fan to smoke out.

Come on, wind, blow it out. Fucking smoke. I hate smoke alarms. Yeah, I get it, there's fucking smoke. Shut up.

My ears hurt. Oh, thank God. Jesus fucking Christ.

I hate making food sometimes. I don't even know why it started smoking.

This— the salmon's not even cooked in the middle. The salmon's raw.

Oh God, my ears hurt.

It makes no sense. I don't even know what was burning.

God, I hate smoke alarms so much.

Oh God.

I don't know, it's like the underside of the pan was smoking hot. I took it off the stove and all the smoke flew out.

Look, I think it's like bits of bacon,

cuz the— there's like burnt bits on the fish from the bacon fat. I think it's cuz I used the bacon fat.

That was not a good idea. I won't do that again.

Why does he plug his ears? Because it's loud and it fucking hurts my ears. Why the fuck do you think, you fucking dumbass?

How are you so stupid? Because it's loud and it hurts my ears, so I plug my ears. Fucking stupid. Okay, you're banned.

Brain-dead chat. Then you wonder why I'd ban you all, because you're so fucking stupid. Fucking dumbest chat in the whole world. Why do you plug his ears? Because it hurts my ears, you fucking moron.

Why the fuck do you think?

God, I have the dumbest viewers in the whole world. How can you be so Most stupid idiots.

Most retarded fucking stupidest fucking viewers in the whole fucking world. Why can't you all fuck off? I fucking hate you. The dumbest retarded fucking idiots.

Why do I have to have such a stupid audience of fucking morons?

God, I fucking hate my audience. I really fucking hate my audience.

God, you people are annoying.

I just can't stand you people anymore. You're so fucking annoying.

Colonel, can you hear me? Yes, I'm listening. What is the Pentagon trying to do? Colonel, answer me! The Secretary of Defense has taken over active control of this operation. He's on his way there by AWACS. What for? To bomb the place. What? Not only that, B-2 bombers just lifted off from Galena Air Force Base. They're carrying B61-13

surface-piercing tactical nuclear bombs. What? Metal Gear is destroyed. Tell the Secretary of Defense this Secretary of Defense heard that Naomi double-crossed us, and he's worried about FoxDie. Now that there's no more danger of a nuclear strike from Metal Gear, he's going to do whatever is necessary to cover up the truth of what really happened here. He's going

to drop a nuclear bomb to vaporize all the evidence along with anyone who knows anything. Don't worry, Snake, I'll stop the nuclear strike. How? I may only be a figurehead, head here. I'm still officially in command of this mission. If I issue an order to delay the strike, it'll confuse the chain of command and at least buy

you some time. It'll give you a chance to escape. But Colonel, if you do that— It's okay, Snake. The truth is, Foxhound was already the subject of an undercover investigation. Meryl was transferred to this base just before the terrorist attack as a way of manipulating me. Those bastards. I'm sorry, they forced me to cooperate in exchange for

her life. You better get out of there, Snake. Are you sure? It'll be bad for you. Don't worry, it's the least I can do for you after all the lies. Colonel, I'm ordering them to cancel the bombing run. After that, there's no turning back. What? What are you doing? What? Snake! Relate! What happened to the Colonel? You'll

believe it! What happened? Snake, the Colonel! Roy Campbell has been relieved of duty. This is the Secretary of Defense, Jim Houseman. Put the Colonel back on. He's been placed under arrest for leaking top secret information. And for the crime of high treason. Ridiculous. Yes, he's a ridiculous man. He truly believed that he was in command of this

operation. You bastard! There won't be a speck of evidence left. I'm sure the president would want the same thing. The president ordered this? The president is a busy man. I have complete authority here. How do you plan on explaining a nuclear attack on Alaska to the media? Don't worry, we've prepared a convincing cover story. We'll simply say

that the terrorists exploded a nuclear device. Smart. You'll be murdering everyone here. The scientists, the Genome Army, everyone. Donald, the DARPA chief is already dead. So you didn't mean to kill the DARPA chief after all. He was my friend. And you could care less about what happens to everybody else, huh? Well, if you give me the optic

disc, I might consider saving them. What are you talking about? Metal Gear's test data. Donald was supposed to bring it back. I don't have it. I see. Oh well, that's okay. You two are an embarrassment from the 1970s, our country's dirty little secret. You can't be allowed to live. Well, the bombs will be dropping soon, and you

two have a lot of catching up to do. Farewell.

Hey, Snake. The government has decided not to give in to their demands. We're trying to buy some more time. Come on, Colonel, why don't you stop playing dumb? I'm sorry about Meryl, but I want a wise end now. What are you talking about? Metal Gear was designed to launch a new type of nuclear warhead, wasn't it? You

knew it all along, didn't you?

Why did you try to hide it? I'm sorry, can't tell the grunts, uh, you changed a lot. Metal Gear, secret advanced nuclear weapons research. Does the White House know about this? How deep does it go? As far as I know, as of yesterday, the president had not been briefed about the REX project. Need-to-know basis, is that the

idea? These are sensitive times. Even subcritical nuclear tests are causing quite a stir. Plausible deniability, huh? Yes. And tomorrow the president and his Russian counterpart are scheduled to sign the START III Accord. I get it, that's the reason for the deadline. That's right, Snake, and that's why we can't let this terrorist attack go public. We still haven't

even ratified START II or dealt with the issue of TMDs. This has to do with the president's reputation and America's place as the dominant superpower. So patriotism is your excuse for circumventing the Constitution? Please, Snake, just stop them. Why should I? Because you're the only one who can. In that case, tell me the truth about this new

type of nuclear warhead. I told you before, I don't know the details. I don't believe you.

嗯。

Oh,

doors are open. Is that a new cat? I've never seen that cat before.

Have you seen that cat before?

Is that a new Mr. Mailman?

I swear I've never seen that cat before.

It's got like a triangle and white nose.

Also, you can't turn the fire alarm off. It will keep ringing until the smoke's gone. Can't just press a button and turn it off.

In regards to why didn't I do it, I did. I opened the doors and the window and I let the smoke out. That's the only thing you can do. You've never seen how a fire alarm works, have you? Fucking idiot.

啊，哈，嗯，啊。

I'm actually thinking there's a special button that turns it off.

Look at the shape of this.

There's only one button on it and it's the test button, and I pressed it, it didn't do anything. Yeah, that cat, I've never seen that cat before.

Who got a new cat?

Who thinks the same people? Never seen that cat before. It's got white back legs.

It looks a bit old.

I wonder who got that cat.

I imagine it's the same owner as Mr. Meow Meow.

No, I think they would put collars on it now that they know about me.

Yeah, I pressed the test button, it didn't do anything.

All you can do is get the smoke out and it will turn off itself.

Look at my ice lolly, it's like a square.

Smoke alarm's so annoying. I don't know why you can't just manually turn it off. Yeah, I know there's smoke, shut up.

And then when the battery's low, oh my fucking God, you can't. It keeps beeping, doesn't it?

And then some of them you can't put in a new battery, it has to be sent back to the manufacturer.

I'm sorry, why are they making me so irritating?

I remember in Beetham Tower, the stupid concierge man was lecturing me about the fire alarm. I was just waiting for him to shut up so I can tell him it's not the building fire alarm, you fucking idiot, it's the landlord's fire alarm. And he was like, oh,

he looked like he was having so much fun doing his mansplaining.

I said, oh, my dad worked for the police, so I know when someone's pulling a fast one. I'm not pulling anything, you fucking idiot. Just shut up and let me explain.

It was so annoying, that guy.

I was walking out to go shopping, then he goes, Mr. Lord, I hate having a concierge.

Damn, these are

nice.

I

think what happened was

little bits of bacon residue started burning in the oil and going black.

And it caught smoke.

The oil's not pure because it's like come from the bacon, so there's bits in it.

I don't know how I got fat under the pan. I think there was because there was all grease on the sink from where the pan was. I don't know how it got under the pan.

It's really annoying. It's embarrassing because it's so loud as well.

I don't know how the cat's getting onto my conservatory roof. Somehow it's jumping up onto the shed, maybe from the neighbor's fence. It surely can't jump up onto the shed from the ground.

D'accord.

How am I trading on a Saturday? It's the weekend.

Crypto doesn't move on the weekend.

It barely moves.

And people keep saying the same thing, why don't you trade crypto on the weekend? Because it doesn't fucking move.

There's no volatility on the fucking weekend.

Excuse my backside.

Oh

god, what a stressful day.

There wasn't oil or fat under the pan when I cooked the bacon, so why would I assume that there was after I cooked the bacon? Cooked the bacon for lunch and it was fine.

It was the stuff in the pan. There were like little bits in the bacon fat that was going black.

Ugh, sometimes I really hate cooking.

Just put everything in the air fryer,

much easier.

Ah, I

thought the smoke alarms weren't working.

That was exhausting. The noise was insane.

Neighbours thinking, oh God, he's burning his house down now.

They must think I'm crazy.

Can't make tonkatsu because I don't have an egg. Maybe I'll go Tesco tomorrow.

I need to get Kit Kats and crisps and more meat.

What's wrong with tonkatsu?

I think it's my dad. My best dish. My best dish.

Curry.

Could be.

This website is trying so hard to not get me to cancel. How many fucking times you gonna ask me? Just fucking cancel it. Jesus Christ,

scam website, scam me out of another £30. You have to request the cancellation.

You should just give me the cancellation if I want it. I don't have to request it.

And then it asked me like 5 times, are you sure? Are you sure?

Stupid website.

啊。

Buying food is the only thing I have to do when I go outside. This is the only reason for me to actually go outside. What else am I gonna do?

I'm not even gonna answer that question, Mummy. It's the fucking retardedest thing I've ever heard. Not in the mood today. Can you guys just shut the fuck up with your stupid questions?

Most brain-dead bunch of people I've ever seen.

Yeah, why don't I just move in with someone I find completely unattractive and don't like at all? What a stupid idea, you fucking idiot.

So fucking Stupid, all of you. Sick and tired of all your retardation.

I wish you would just shut up. I actually can't stand it anymore.

Oh.

Pressing L1 or R1 in first-person view moves Snake to the side, meaning that when characters like Ocelot fire at you, if you get the timing right, their bullet will completely miss.

You can dodge Sniper Wolf too. She takes a approximately 8 seconds from the moment she aims to actually fire. So if you time it correctly, accounting for the travel time of the round of course, you can avoid her shot.

Bang! The regular Genome soldiers are much more difficult to dodge like this, however, as they get really close to Snake before opening fire. However, the ones on the bridge after rappelling down the communications tower can be fun to dodge if you begin to believe.

I am a big fan.

Of the Toy Story trilogy. So basically what happened— oh, wake up!

You know what makes me curious about the iPhone 17 Air?

But my wife, on one of her rare visits to London, had a credit card stolen. And I monitored the use of the card. And I have to say, I didn't report it to the police because the thief was spending less than she was. That's pretty good. But my wife, on one of her rare visits to London, had

a credit card stolen. And I monitored the use of the card, and I have to say I didn't report it to the police because the thief was spending less than she was.

I mean, I'm not into blackmailing, for Christ's sake. You understand that you have it in you.

Did you know in Metal Gear Solid Delta, The End can be a challenging fight for people new to the series, and hunting him down across the different areas you fight him in can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. In the original version of the game, to make this slightly easier, you could go into the map

screen and enter the famous Konami code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, square, and triangle, which would then reveal his position on the map for you. However, if you tried to do this in the remake, then this happens. What are you trying to do? Fight like a man? You'll never beat me like that. Play the

game, Snake. The End will scold you and the code simply doesn't work anymore. With the game taunting you for trying to use this old cheat, you'll just have to use your senses to beat him the old-fashioned way. Subscribe and follow for more Metal Gear videos.

You're saying that you should absolutely, you know, extend or rather increase the thresholds to business waste collections from— I did a really fun experiment with a couple of friends of mine. We like streamed this thing where

Today has been rough.

Do you think AI will help or hinder social inequality? What does the new electric car grant mean for leasing? Come with me again to find Japan's most English. Let's go. Need need you you. Fill the sterns, tats cuts through the perverts.

Tomb Raider was such a rubbish game.

I remember it was scary. I remember I was like 10 years old

and Victoria's sister had it on the computer, the first Tomb Raider.

I thought it was really scary. I just remember it was in a cave and there was like a tiger, and the tiger was really scary,

and you just had that handgun.

What are some habits that make people dislike you? I think not being an interested. But most people— oh God— instead of being interested, and that is the number one recipe people dislike you. I will dislike you. I think not being interested— but most people focus too much on being interesting instead of being interested, and that is the

number one recipe. The second way that people will get into a point of not being liked by other people is, I need to be on top. So you'll say, I went on this great vacation, Disney World. I was like, oh great. Yeah, we just went to Rome actually. We toured the entire Vatican. Got this backstage pass. I'm

not saying like you don't one-up people. Obviously everyone should, I hope, know that. But what I'm saying is if I'm doing this subconsciously, every time this person wants to be seen as important or significant or to gain some kind of social acceptance, I'm shutting them down. I'm taking away the exact thing that they need from other people

in social interactions. It makes us feel good, but we're not really doing it for the other person. What are some habits that make people— Hey, check this out! Last night on Azar was so awesome. I spent the night hunting with so many people. I video chatted with this guy, name is Jay, and he had such a cool

vibe and actually made me laugh a ton. And I saw that badge on his profile. Bingo! It means you are well-mannered on Azar. Meet new people on—

You've been busy. 1,000 gallons of methylamine. What else is for that matter? You've got the greatest meth cook in America, the 2 greatest meth cooks in America right here. With our skills, you'll earn more from that 35% than you ever— You're after the wrong guy.

Hey guys, something— oh, what, what the hell was that? I believe this is yours, Captain America. Brody, you want to take Cap? Got 2 in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes. What the hell was that?

Medical evaluation fail.

Physical evaluation failed. Psychological evaluation: alcohol and substance addiction indicated.

Oof. Pathological rejection of authority. What's the most money you've made on vintage? Ah, what a joyful scene.

Colonel Volgin, welcome to my country and to my unit.

Boss, what is this? I'm defect— Ah, what a— Did you know in Metal Gear Solid Delta, a very beloved minigame that hasn't been seen since the very first release of Snake Eater has returned? In the original version, at the point in the game where Snake gets captured, if you save the game, exit, and then reload, you would

find yourself unexpectedly in a strange nightmarish warehouse location. Controlling this character carrying two-bladed weapons in a happy— You guys want to go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T? Yeah, I could use a T-R-E-A-T. What you guys talking about? Yeah, why don't you guys just spell dessert? No, no, no. If I have a conversation with somebody, we're at a restaurant, we're

at a bar, and I've met someone new, and I just feel fantastic. I'm almost like I'm meeting me. I'm meeting the exact thing I'm looking for. And after the conversation, you don't feel good anymore. That's the big

That's 7 signs of couples who are perfectly matched. First, they naturally don't play games. No chasing, no ghosting, no playing hard to get. This is how I budget my site. I'm going to test a strategy where if a stock went down 5% for the past week, I'm going to buy $5 of that stock. Why does Metal Gear

Solid V still have the best moment-to-moment gameplay control? You're the CEO of— How do you deal with the narcissist? Number one, understand you're in a game, and it's a game I call praise or provoke. It looks like it's winnable, like you beat it, but it's rigged. You can't beat it. That's the way it's built. How do you

handle that? 2, you want to use phrases that are very neutral, phrases like noted, Got it, understood, that's interesting. Things that are flat, things that you can't do anything with. But if I were to say, well, okay, that's your opinion, they can do anything with that. My opinion? Oh, you're going to talk to me like that? And

they'll take it and run with it. And then now you're in the game again. And 3, you have to use phrases that make them think about outside the walls of conversation. They don't care about you. They'll say whatever they need to say. They can't control you. They can't control the message. So you have to use words that

make them reconsider how they look in that moment. For example, what if you think others will agree with you? Or, you know, I'm not sure how other people think about that. Anytime I can make them remember there's a collective, it's not just me and you, they will change on a dime. Do you want to learn some Chinese?

I can teach you. Sure, let's learn Chinese. Do you know how to say hello in Chinese? Ni hao. Yeah, bingo. Yeah, bingo. What else? What else? Which one do you want to learn? I think you know I should say hello and then how are you? How are you? Ni hao. Also ni hao. Yeah. So do I say

like ni hao ni hao? Yeah, this means ni hao in English. Hello is ni hao in Chinese, but how are you is also ni hao. Yeah, bingo. Wait, wait. 应该是你吃饭了没？What the hell, man? 我装的。很抱歉，兄弟，很抱歉。

Can speak Chinese? Yeah. What the hell? You're lying to me, man.

No,没有。我没有骗你啊。那兄弟，你叫什么名字？My name's Phoenix. Phoenix, that's a really cool name, dude. You can call me Wang Ruyan. This your Chinese name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Are you? Did you know that Metal Gear Solid was embroiled in a plagiarism scandal back in the mid-2000s? Hideo Kojima was conducting an interview with Russian media when one of the journalists. Presented

him with a CD from Russian composer Georgy Sviridov and told him to listen to track number 9. This is what he heard.

The music is strikingly similar to the main theme of Metal Gear Solid. Gear Solid, and from the look on Kojima's face, he knows someone back home at Konami is in trouble. Since this incident, the main theme seen in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 has been used very sparingly, if at all. It was even omitted from Snake's

appearance in Super Smash Bros., and to my knowledge, it's not even present in MGS4 and 5 whatsoever. And the recent Master Collection never used the theme once in its advertising. What do you think though? Is the Russian song too similar, or is it different enough to avoid plagiarism accusations? Did you know that Metal Gear— Why can't we

be our true selves? It would irritate other people. It would grate. I don't know about you, but I appreciate politeness. I go somewhere and I know someone's being polite, I know that they're not necessarily meaning it, but it's nice and it's kind of smooth. If people weren't polite, it would be so annoying you'd want to kill yourself,

or you want to kill people. You become a murderer. Social life depends on that kind of smoothness, these interactions. We need that to some degree. If we were just always telling people what we really thought, our world would collapse tomorrow. What about showing our weakness? I've got this quote from you that says, if you are weak and

ask for little, little is what you will get. But if you act strong, making firm, even outrageous demands, you will create the opposite impression. People will think that you are confident and that it must be better. Look at yourself and ask yourself, what is the most disturbing whatever it is from the last week in your life? What

is disturbing you about your life the most from the last week?

You can even extend it to what is it, which emotional state is it that followed you primarily in the last 1 month? And then maybe investigate again, okay, what is it that brings up that emotion? Emotion that stayed inside of you? What is it? Is it somebody who triggers it? Is it something that triggers it? So really

boil it down to the point that you actually see, this is what blocks me right now in my life. This is literally what blocks me in my life. I want to move into the future, but this here, it follows me, it blocks me, it takes my energy. It's this one. I can literally see it. That is the

one. Now invest all of the energy to figure out the solution for this one.

Well, we're coming to the end of our date. I've had a great day. Me too. I'm gonna need you to close your eyes for me. You trust me? Okay, close your eyes.

So today was all about the senses. So I'm gonna see if you can sense what I've got in front of your face right now. Do you know what that is? I think I know what it is.

Oh, it's a rose. It's a rose. Yeah, thank you. I wanted that. Thank you. Fuck. Japan, we don't say I love you. It's too straightforward. The only person who's emotionally tied to the trade is the trader. Metal Gear Solid Delta seems to be the breaking point because gamers are now fed up, all because of Unreal Engine 5.

So let's talk about Metal Gear Solid Delta. It's the remake of Metal Gear Solid 3, and it's getting fairly solid reviews, sitting somewhere around 8.5 out of 10. And it's a true remake, not a reimagining. So they've just taken the original game and made it look really modern, making it beautiful and enjoyable with modern gameplay mechanics. And

that's where the problems lie, because they're using Unreal Engine 5, and Unreal Engine 5 is known for being graphically beautiful but super problematic when it comes to games. And it looks like Metal Gear is not safe from this too, because according to a lot of these reviews, although the game remake is really well done, the gameplay is

almost— because it just starts dropping frames left, right, and center. And it's not just one of the platforms, it's all of them. I mean, even within the platform with different strengths in the consoles seems to be having the same problem. Traditionally, if a PS5 is struggling in a certain area, if you're using a PS5 Pro, it's going

to run better in that area while still having better graphics. It seems like Metal Gear Solid Delta is doing the opposite. If it has a problem on the PS5, it's going to have a problem on the PS5 Pro. And we can't blame the devs because this is happening on all games that are being made on Unreal Engine

5. Should I mention Mind's Eye? Okay, that game was just terrible, but the engine made it worse. So Metal Gear Solid Delta is a solid remake. You were just— if you and I are both looking at a shadow of a soup can on Can you turn red? With narcissistic personality disorder, the person who has narcissism has effectively

trapped themselves in fantastical, grandiose vision of who they are and of reality itself, and they did that to survive. So if you spend too long with a narcissist, people would very simplistically say, oh, you become narcissistic. It's kind of true, but I'd add a layer of nuance to that. It's not that you become abusive per se and

as such. It's that in order to survive, you start mirroring the narcissistic coordinates of the abuser. In order to survive you, I've got to think like you. In order to survive this, I need to do what you're doing. You're taking me to the horrifying place at the end of space, the dustbin of space that you live in,

and you're making me live there as though I'm as trapped as you. Bestie just clapped.

Oh God, it's so nice when the chat's dead. Silence and peace.

5 people banned today.

Guess who?

Tesla's the type of company to take away your turn signal just— What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? This is going to be Morning, but I think it's the most powerful thing in the world. Don't say be yourself. Every ancient text, whatever religion—the Nag Hammadi, the Torah, the Bhagavad Gita—whatever you read, the most common phrase,

including the Bible, the New Testament, the Old Testament—you know what it is? Do not fear. In every single ancient religious text is fear not or do not fear or some variation of that. Funny enough, the King James Version of the Bible says do not fear 365 times.

Wow, do not fear, such great advice. Do not fear what,

walking into traffic? Maybe you should fear some things.

I'll take care of this one, sir.

Business waste collections from 8.

Do not ever allow anyone and anything put you in the anime. Made me cry. There is no you must become this or you must become that. They would die in the end. As long as the mind is free and— spoilers, they literally all die, including the main character. The society of the advertising— Adam Smasher! Anything like this?

What is the latest big drama? And systems existing in this world right now, they are made to make you bigger. The song gives me tingles.

What drama?

Don't know what you mean.

What guy?

I don't know what you're talking about. In the loop of what? I'm not involved in anything.

What ice beside him? I hear you mean.

Do you think I should not tell the girl, or like my bumhole fingered.

I mean, they did ask what I like,

but that's a bit heavy until you know each other a bit better.

Kind of gay too.

What if she fingers my bumhole and realizes it's kind of loose? Do you think she'd notice?

Chihiro used to wipe her finger on the pillow after she fingered me.

Always worried if there'd be poo on her finger after she pulled it out.

Luckily her fingers weren't that long, so it couldn't go in that deeply, especially from that angle. Also, her arms weren't that long.

嗯。

Why did the old Tesco's look so crazy with the roofs?

Yeah, I remember that as a kid. It's a clock tower, the crazy roofs. They're not built like that anymore, they just build like a square big box. Looks like Japanese 7-Elevens but way bigger.

Kind of like Japanese-looking roofing.

Louis Capaldi is really fat. His face is like a big circle.

What is he always dressed like?

I don't know,

like he's in his pajamas or gym clothing. Like he's wearing gym clothing but he doesn't go to the gym

and he always looks depressed. What's his problem?

Yeah, of course I get KCIP. Why do you think I get KCIP for chat?

Imagine thinking the only reason I get money is because of chat. Calm down, you're not that important.

It's based on how many viewers you have.

Oh, please chat more so I can make money. Please guys, please, I need KCIP. Please chat.

Shut the fuck up, stupid bitch.

Please chat more, only making $5 an hour.

TB takes my revenue by 50%. 100% because he's not here to chat anymore.

Load of bollocks.

Make this same whether the chat's moving or not moving. It's based on how many viewers I have. I think it's a lie. I think it's fake news. I don't believe this whole chat engagement bullshit.

What a

bollocks.

Wasn't Buffy the Vampire Slayer kind of hot?

Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Sarah Michelle Gellar.

A weird name. Why she got 3 names?

Her nose looks kind of funny now. Damn, she's 48,

nearly same age as Chibiro. Damn, she was hot when she was young. Like Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne,

Sarah Michelle Gellar— they were like the 3 hot blondies.

Oh, there's that girl in it who died in real life, Willow. She was pretty good looking too. Oh, Michelle Trachtenberg. Yeah, she was cute.

She died, didn't she?

Who's Felicia Day?

What did she do? Wait, she was that gamer girl that was on Total Biscuits podcast.

No, I don't like her.

Or is that someone else? She was in Buffy. Well, is she the same one that was on Total Biscuits podcast,

or is that someone else?

Appeared on the TGS podcast hosted by John Bain. Well, she was in Buffy and then became a gamer girl.

Didn't know that.

Wonder what Dodger's up to these days.

Thank you.

She just Twitches on stream, doesn't she? I mean, streams on Twitch.

People constantly are like, hey Jesse, question for you. I'm like, what's up? Like, do you know where Dodger is? I'm like, oh. I was talking to some, some game developer there, and then some guy just came over and like, I was here, developer here, person walks up in between us like this.

Oh God, why is it so embarrassing to let a girl know you like her finger up the bum?

How did she know?

I said there is this one thing, but I don't want to say.

Is it that obvious?

Maybe they know. Maybe like a lot of guys ask their girls to do it for them.

It's like the gay thing that guys won't admit they like, but then they actually really like it because it's kind of gay.

So they won't say they like it.

What else could it be if a guy says, oh, there's this one thing?

Why do I feel embarrassed?

And he goes, do you know where Dodger is?

And I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know where Dodger was, but I was like, oh yeah, I think I saw her over there. So I just like sent him on a random direction. I was having a conversation and a man walks up to us and says, hey, do you know where Dodger is? And I was like, no,

I don't. He's like, here. And he took off his shirt and he gave it to me. He's like, give this to her.

I didn't tell— I said there's just one thing I like, unless you guessed it.

He took out of me 80. Listen, we started doing this like 15 years ago. You had to fight. Get your face— not all of us could be like, hey, I'm the it girl drinking coffee talking about like my

Dodge looks like Ellen DeGeneres now. Goobers, like full-on big goobers. Dodge is over here with their like Dodger hair. I'm making a video and I heard you. It's so sad seeing the 3 of them catch up and stuff and Total Biscuit is not around, missed out on it, on this. It's still goober, just a different— I would

argue these people just completely fell off my sphere. I used to watch them all the time back in early 2010s. Peak physical specimens right now. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're misunderstanding. You're miss— you're— all 3 of us were different flavors of goobers. It was the only podcast I used to watch.

I'm watching TV, House comes on, dying on House was Felicia. And I was like, Felicia, Felicia. I'm like, oh, you're on House right now. My name was Apple and I was a blind architect. I was practically blind before the transplant, 20/200 vision. What's crazy is you were, you were Apple the blind architect who was an architect while

blind, then got an eye from a guy, and then when you got the eye, you saw the world ugly for the first time and quit being an architect. You gave up architecture after you could see the world was ugly? So when you could see, you stopped being an architect? I was like, wait, what is the premise of

this? Wait, what is it? I mentioned that to the showrunner and he gave me the nastiest look, like, guess what? Apparently if you put peanut butter on your forehead with Saran Wrap, your dog will let you cut their toes. She's never let me do it, so We'll see. Oh my God, good girl, good girl! Thank you.

If somebody is satisfied, is happy, and has a fulfilling joy— who is this man keeps popping up on my feed? What we are talking about, what we try to offer, is If you have a job, if you have a family, if you have your first car, your second car, if you are able to travel where you would

like to travel and still have the feeling something is still missing, then it makes sense to start watching, uh, changing your view and, and let's say focusing on something different. Who knew the professional landscaping could be— There's a theory called the last meeting. Once you and someone you loved have learned what you needed from each other, you'll

never cross paths again. Why did God give you cancer?

So humans do this weird thing where they spend 8 hours a day almost dead. They call it sleep. Oh, sleep, sleep, sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just do the most inefficient thing in the world and put myself in a voluntary coma. Yeah, it's ridiculous, dude. Sometimes I'll pop into a human's bedroom while they're sleeping and I'll

just like look at them to see if they'll do anything. Yeah, they never do. They don't even wake up. Sometimes they'll wake up and I gotta dip out. I'll be like, ah, my bad. But usually I'm just watching them and they're not reacting at all, just leaving themselves completely vulnerable for any predator. Totally. You know what I

do? What do you do? I visit them in their dreams. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's a very accessible dimension for us. Yeah, for them it seems like, you know, they gotta go to sleep. Do you understand that humans sleep for a third of their lives? Yeah. Yeah. Do you know how many of their problems they could solve

if they didn't need to sleep for a third of their life? I mean, did you, did you do the math on this? Yeah. What's the number? Uh, they could solve roughly all of them. No. Yeah. Wow. Unbelievable. Ridiculous. So do you know why people with high emotional intelligence often feel lonely? Want to buy a house? You want

to know what the diagnosis of narcissism personality disorder. Correct. So it is a stable, persistent pattern of personality functioning that is characterized

I do believe that what you might call successful people, or people that somehow made it in whatever way you think is made it, I do think they have something in common. There is something in common amongst them. Okay, so, and one thing that I would definitely say is

to really be able to endure. Is one area. Really having that persistence, even though, okay, today is not working, everything goes wrong. Yeah, but like, not like cutting it off like suddenly. This type of persistence and consistency, like just knowing and trusting, okay, let's do it again.

So literally trial and error. Hard times, good times. To just understand that this life is like this. The one, the success doesn't come without the failure. The brightness right now that is being seen from people, yeah, but there's another side that, that built the foundation for people nowadays to shine. What does a new electric car grant mean?

Is this too much to ask for it. Well, it's a girl, so yeah.

What is this?

Why would she slap it?

Why do you have that green shit?

Oh, oh, what about mistake. Wow. Theodan, son of Hengar. Too long have you sat in the shadows.

I release you from the spell.

You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.

As poison is drawn from a wound,

if I go, Théoden dies. You did not kill me. You will not kill him. Rohan is mine. Begone,

son of Thengel! Too long have you sat in the shadows. Second reason that people plateau in therapy is Did you know in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, if you play as Snake and fight against Hyrule's savior, Link, on the Shadow Moses stage and use his special codec taunt, Snake is probably the only person in the world who doesn't

know who Link is, and he can't seem to grasp some of the similarities between them.

He's the hero of Hyrule. That blade in his hand is called the Master Sword, also known as the Blade of Evil's Bane. He also has a whole arsenal of items at his disposal: bombs and arrows, a shield, a boomerang, and a claw shot. He's a force to be reckoned with. Gear is only

Yeah, why is it embarrassing to say you, you like a finger up the bum? Is it because it's gay?

I mean, you wouldn't be embarrassed to say, oh, I like my dick sucked by a girl, because that's not gay. Why is it embarrassing to admit?

Or is it like a homophobic reaction?

You reckon— how old are you?

As old as God, maybe older. Neither of us can remember anymore. Godless. At the end, I reap him too. God? You'll reap God? Yes. God will die too.

Why am I still breathing? The leash around my neck.

Lucifer has me bound to him. Some unseemly little spell. He has me where he wants, when he wants. That's why I couldn't go to you. I had to wait for you to catch up. I understand. This? Yeah. I'm inclined to give it to you. To give it to me? That's what I said. How anything that is ever

put on the internet stays on the internet forever. There are places where a VPN, I think, is crucial. It's sort of— everyone might know by now that the N could be taken down early. Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house. I summon you to fulfill your oath. None but the

King of Gondor may command me.

That light was broken. Ah, it has been remade. I am Isidore, my friend, and I will hold your oaths fulfilled.

Stand, you traitors!

We've proven in so many experiments that authority matters more than any possible word that you will ever say in your life. Hey, check— Mystery Samsung fluid is hiding in your phone's crease. What does this sign mean?

She's funny.

What is it? I think, uh, we saw the release of Mind's Eye. Turns out that a game that wouldn't let you play or review it before launch, had weird marketing, never actually showed any real game footage, and has a CEO for basically being like a guy who be scamming players in previous titles— turns out that was bad.

What? Uh, yeah, weird, weird. My favorite clip on the internet: our boy CoCarnage goes to play for a brand deal and gets Contacted as the game is booting up. I want to be baptized. What's the most money you— you know what absolutely baffles me about— everybody would have— if I do 100 push-ups, if you don't train them,

you can't do it. There's no way. So the idea is, come, let's do 10 today, let's do 15 tomorrow. Next week you're going to be already At 25. In 4 weeks' time, you will have the 100. I don't know why I'm stuck at 30. I never push myself to do more than 30. Maybe I'll try 35

next time. I feel like I'm not making any progress.

Why is

that so hard?

I feel like I'm getting stronger though. I can go from the planche or whatever it's called and then push away. Now if only I can push up.

Well, if you want to close your limited company and walk

Oh, stop.

There's fucking real evil in the world, and in Iraq, we're one of the most— here's the first business that we closed on. Remember when Metal Gear devs tricked you into a breakup? In Metal Gear Solid 2, one of the most annoying early encounters is straight up slipping on bird poop. Call it realism or just the weird mind

of Hideo Kojima, but it can get really frustrating after a point. So naturally, some of us would steal my bear boot. No, none of my exes liked muscles. Otherwise, I don't think they would have been with me. Because I never had any.

I'm not doing it for girls. I'm doing it because I like it.

Makes me feel good.

It's nice seeing something grow.

It's nice to see you put the work in and you can see something visibly change for the better.

It's rewarding.

How long until I can get my shoulder muscles up?

Oh, my favorite movie. If you're a small content creator, use this sound. Oh, let's see, I forgot to tell you. Remember that girl that hit me up like 2 months ago? Yeah, she hit me up again. Oh my God,

look! Do not ever allow anyone and anything put you in a conceptual box. There is no must become this or you must become that. You can become everything. Maybe it's not men. Divorce rates, men and women are 49%, men and men are 29%, and women and women are 72%. Oh

my God, it's only 72%?

Wow, that's, that's pretty good, guys. I, I was thinking it'd be like 95. Maybe it's not men. Divorce rates, business waste collections from 8 pounds.

Oh.

Some people make crypto trading way—

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I, uh, I bet you followed me. Hello, ChatGPT. Hey, why didn't the steak kill you? I am the drink. Maybe you're not.

Maybe you've always been an angel.

A what? Somebody slipped a Mickey in your power shake, kid? I'll tell you what, you just jump out of the holy fire and we'll call it our mistake.

Well played, boys. Well played.

Where do you— anybody pulled it on the same day?

Someone just tell me. I played Metal Gear.

Oh wait, guys. Yeah. For a living? Oh, uh, well, we, uh, travel through interdimensional space and time to help other civilizations progress. Nice, nice. Um, how much do you make a year? Like money? Guy believes in money. Unbelievable. Yeah, no, uh, we invest in our consciousness to gain equity in the multiverse. Yeah, awesome. Pays way better. Cool,

cool.

You're seeing your life stats after you pass.

Federal crimes, only 6.

But is it possible to exceed the speed of light? Here's the PS5. She's American folk. Everybody joked that the first— I used to dread looking outside and now my landscape is simply said, you don't like discomfort. This is my hot take, I guess. Before Henry Cavill said that— how is this?

Oh

dear. It's raw.

Can a psychopath be saved? I don't think so. When a psychopath goes to therapy, what the therapist works with them on is, here's how to ask better questions, here's how to make a fake face look like you look like you're interested in something someone's saying. It's all just, let me teach you how to fake your way into

normal life. And then that night before he's going to bed, he's looking in his bathroom mirror going like this, just trying to mimic all of those facial expressions of people grieving and being sad, just rehearsing those facial expressions. It's terrifying to understand that there's no empathy in that person, but that's a pure psychopath. Kenneth, what is in

you? Electric

The biggest mistake a person can do right now, no matter in which situation you are, is

to give up. You

might not reach the best, best version of yourself in this lifetime, but a better one than you are right now. At least prepare yourself, slowly, step by step, to get out of that hole right now. What does Hideo Kojima really think of Metal Gear Solid Delta? Why doesn't the US Army use the KRISS Vector even though it

has almost no recoil? The real reason actually makes a lot of sense. At first glance, the Vector looks like the ultimate SMG. Its advanced recoil system drives the kick straight down so you can mech dump your targets with IRL aimbot. So then why wouldn't the army want— There's really only 3 decisions that you need to make. You

need to choose. Dad, why are we just standing in the rain? Because it's our duty, son. Why is it our duty? Because we're ducks and it's what we do. Why is it what we do? I don't know, son. I don't know. But why, Dad?

To appease the duck gods. I don't know.

No, it's not, Dad. All right, smart guy, you can go play. Thanks,

Dad. Duck gods, pray to the duck gods! Duck gods! Don't judge people as far as who you're going to let into your life. Don't be deceived by the appearances. Don't judge people based on their intelligence, on their charm, on whether they're good or bad, etc. Judge them on their character, whether they have a weak or a strong

character. A weak character is somebody who cannot take criticism. That is probably the number one characteristic, the worst trait I think in people, and a definite trait of negativity, is somebody who can't take any kind of criticism. They're so defensive, so that means they can get away with anything. They can say anything they want. There's just like

a wall. I don't want to hurt you, Tom. I need to see this place. I need to see— during the Pupa fight, Path of Exile 2 just went all out on their newest update. The worst thing you can insult people— the difference between people who are crushed by their mistakes and those who are strengthened by them often

comes down to one thing. The story they tell themselves about what their mistakes mean. This internal narrative has the power to either trap us in cycles of shame and self-doubt, or liberate us into cycles of learning and growth. The diff— it's not a problem to have a relationship. It's not a problem to have a partner. It's not

a problem to have a nice car. The problem is you get attached to it. The attachment is the problem. Or is the issue that is going to bring you the suffering afterwards. So one is greed, other one is hate. That you don't like, you don't like the financial department, but they keep on coming. That also sometimes causes

suffering. But things you cannot change. So that means in the moment, every time you have any type of aversion, any type of hate against something, and it still comes. This is also like one reason for the suffering.

It's extremely difficult to tell a person nowadays, listen, money is not the most important in the world. Focus more on relationships. Focus more on love, build up a community, go into the nature. This is the important part in life.

I think to this realization only somebody can come who had it already, who had the money, who has the fame, who has the reputation, who has the success, who had the car, maybe whatever. First you need to have it to realize that's not it. What is that for? Will you hold still, please?

Oh, he's a little turtle. Fight.

Now and then I think— oh,

he's a little— have you seen the 3 magic phrases? Like, did you know your cat does— now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over,

but it'd be believing it was always something that I done.

But I don't want to live that way. I believe every word you say. You said that you could let it go if it wouldn't get you out of somebody that you used to know.

Behold, the yoga instructor. His name was Brad, and he used to work in finance, but after a trip to Bali, he rebranded himself as Kai, a self-proclaimed yoga shaman. He only wears expensive pair of linen pants and never wears a shirt. His hair Hasn't been washed in years. He used to listen to techno. Now he makes his

own music on a didgeridoo he bought on Amazon. I hate agapanthus. They're just a shitty plant. Just a real. Ah, 저희 어차다도 생각 아 아 아 또 가이 내요. 네 어차다라고 하야.

You regularly spend £4 on a— Let's be fucking honest, they had to break you into pieces before you finally walked away. Okay, so this is my seat. You can't make a relationship

And I know now the next question, knowing you, uh, being the interviewer that you are, digging in deep all the time, you will say now, what does your wife think about that?

Let me ask you something. When my wife's father has introduced me to Stokis, what is she going to say? She's not going to say, my her father made a mistake because her father never makes a mistake. So therefore it is okay. I can smoke stogies around her. I can smoke stogies in my house. First of all, because

her father introduced me to stogies, and second of all, because I'm a stud. I'm ballsy. I don't take no shit from anyone. I smoke my stogie anywhere I want. I don't have to find a hideout place like you. And I know Actual shock. Do people actually do that? Right, you're not going on ski trip? Seriously? Oh my

God, like, what do you do in Easter then? What are you gonna do? In actual— Good morning. If you've been wanting to get an e-bike

If one teeth is a tooth and one geese is a goose,

then doesn't Does that mean that one sheep should be a shoop?

I've threatened you with police arrest. What else do you want me to do? If— so I usually don't drink. They have no chicken and a can of Coke in this.

So dumb.

The heart of the planet, LA, with the dream and the car again. Welcome to the land of fame and success. Whoa, am I gonna fit? Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time. Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign. This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famous. Look at me strutting

in the pillar kind of Did you ever play an instrument? Um, I played like for very short periods of time the flute. Really? Did you like it? I had flute lessons. That's the first person that's ever asked me that crazy question. Yeah, I had flute. Can you believe it? I could have been a flutist.

Did you have a plane? Yes. Flat left over brow, 100. Flat right, maybe 70. Flat left, 70. Absolute right, 150. Unseen, easy right.

Hey, hey

Dad, do an impression of Harrison Ford, um, setting up a tent.

Oh, let's see, uh, so I don't even know where to start with this. I've got the land all cleared. I'm gonna, uh, pitch the tent out there in the center of that, and then I don't know, probably wind up getting a hotel for the night.

Excuse me, mate, why are you using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks? They're my canes. Excuse me, mate. Behold.

Wow, that's very nice, Ollie. Do you like my current content?

Yeah, it's pretty boring, isn't it?

I hate it as much as you do. It's fucking shit, but it pays.

It's completely killed any motivation to make any content.

Once I milked all the money, I'm done.

I've never been so bored and depressed in my life.

Money really doesn't make you happy, asshole.

啊。

Maybe I'll go to Tesco tomorrow.

If you want to build an app and have no idea how to code or where Where to start? Check out base. I just ran out. Now acquired is a year 2000 Audi A2. Now the Audi A2 is one of those cars I've always wanted to feature on the channel, but just haven't got around to film with one

yet. They're quite a quirky car. When they came out back in the year 2000, they looked really futuristic. Remember seeing the first one when I was walking back home from school, and that was about 25 years ago. So Audi made them from the year 2000 to 2005. They did petrol, diesel. They didn't do an automatic, I don't

think. They're all manuals. Now the one I've agreed to buy is a 2000 ex-reg 1.4 petrol with about 130,000 miles. Had it for a good number of years. He'd always serviced it. He had the cam belt done, the water pump replaced about 2 years ago. He had it MOT'd 3 or 4 months ago, so it's still got

an MOT until April sometime, and it sounded all right. He said there are a few little jobs that need to be done, but generally it's quite a good little runner. When I asked him how much he wanted for it, he said just make me an offer. So I said, well, give me a price, I don't know where

to start. I generally don't know what these are worth. I didn't know whether he was expecting £500 or £2,000. Anyway, he emailed me back right away to say if you give me £600 for it, I'll take it, I'll be quite happy. So I thought, well, at £600, I hate to say this, because it's famous last words, but

I can't really go wrong, can I? Just hoping I don't hugely massively overspend on it, but if it runs, drives, has a decent MOT, I don't see how I could spend a fortune on it really. My brother's giving me a lift over for it now, so we're heading over to Macclesfield to go and collect it, which is

about 40 minutes in traffic from here, so not too far really. He said that one of the tyres has got a slow puncture, so I've got my little tyre inflator in the back ready to go. And yeah, quite excited to see it. I haven't had one of these for ages. I remember having one down at my old

site over in New Mills. That's probably the last time I had one. That was a good 8, 9 years ago. I remember they're all made from aluminium, so I remember trying to stick— in those days they had these header boards that sat on top of the cars that were magnetic. These said things like finance available, parts exchange

available, all that sort of stuff. And I remember sticking one on the Audi A2, and then the first gust of wind came and knocked it Knocked off. it off. What a funny story. Anyway, yes, they're all made of aluminium, aluminium as the Americans would say, not steel. We've got about 40 minutes to go until we get there.

Traffic's quite heavy, so as soon as we get there, I will give you an update and I'll give you a full tour. I am quite excited. I love—

Anyway, I'll give you a tour when I get there. See you in a bit.

Right, we're currently 8 minutes away and I think we're gonna have to stop while I vomit because my brother's driving is atrocious. The traffic was bad, so we've gone over the tops and it's just been like windy roads and I think he's, I don't know, in a rush or something. He has to sort of clip every apex

to try and get the back end out. Anyway, We're nearly there. Soon be in the safety of my, uh, my new-to-me Audi A2. It just dawned on me that I hadn't really checked this car out yet, so I thought while we've got a few minutes to kill, we would do a car vertical check on it. Now it's

really important you do at least check— since 2001,

you'd expect when you're on a 25-year-old car. So there's an oil leak but not excessive, offside power steering component has slight seepage. Component. Offside front outer driveshaft CV bush slightly deteriorated. Some age-related corrosion to rear axle beam. Play in steering rack joints. Exhaust has minor leak of gases, and rear shock absorbers have reduced damping effect. It's not

too bad then, really, is it? You can also use the car vertical check to arrange a professional inspection. That's something I always recommend if you don't know too much about Cars, you're unsure what to look for. We're not stopping for one stop. If you're unsure on used cars, you don't really know what to look for. Yeah, yeah,

okay, show the fucking car. Reg year 2001, very early reg Audi A2 1.4. He'd say a quick thank you to Ron, by the way, for getting in touch. He's a really nice guy. He actually had 2 of these, so he bought a newer 2004,

something else a little bit more more modern. So he said I just needed to sell this one, but he had the cam belt done back in February this year, so he's had a new timing belt and water pump. We've got a sticker on the dash there, so that's been done. Yeah, everything else looks pretty all right. He

said it smells a little bit doggy because he's had his dog in there, so it needs a very good valet. I also need to get the wheel sensors, so I need to have a look online and try and find 4 new wheel sensors because if you I look down here, it should have like a, like an Audi

TT style wheel, you know, sensor cap. There's a triangle, 4 of those. The tyres are on, that's good. They are— this is a Trocmo, never heard of it, but it's got quite good tread. It's got about 5 or 6mm tread. It's in really good condition actually, just needs a very good clean. So we've got the original Dane

Audi Chester plates, see there where it's all kind of faded. These are like, these are the old style plates, so these are, uh, um, 2001. They had a slightly different font back then. We've got a matching brand tyre here on about 5mm tread. The brake discs look a bit ropey, but I don't know, it's been sitting for

about 3 months. I'm hoping by the time I've driven back to Bromwich it's all right. We've got 3 matching truck— I was saying truck, it's Track Max. That's difficult font to read, isn't it? Track Max. Anyway, we've got 3 Track Maxes, a few little stuff there that they'll touch up. That is one ugly car, isn't it? It's

ugly as fuck.

Match, but sort of the original Audi in-place surrounds. 1.4 petrol with 74 horsepower. 74

horsepower, that's rubbish. If you want to look inside it, we've got loads of paperwork, loads of service history. It's just very grubby. The seats are very grubby. But I think with a wet and dry vac,

should come up looking nice and clean. Few little bits of trim that need to be replaced, like this. This should have some sort of plastic trim on it. Little cigarette burn there and there. Why would you put your cigarette out on the seat? Look a whole lot better. 5-speed manual, 132,000 miles. Typical with Audis from this era,

you get some wear here on the plastics. Yeah, not too bad really. It's missing its fuse board cover there. Under the bonnet, I've forgotten these, but when I was checking the oil level before, this sort of drops down here. Let me see if I can do this again and show you. Pull this again. We've got 4 electric

windows, electric mirrors. There we go. This drops down there, it gives you access to things you need to know about oil dipstick and stuff.

Quirky, aren't they?

Very quirky. Like I said, I remember seeing one of these when they first came out when I was about 10 years old. I remember thinking how futuristic they were. See this weird sloping back, like the glass that sort of wraps around here? Some came with a We're missing a parcel shelf, so I need to have a look

on eBay and try and get a replacement. Loads of stains and stuff on the carpet. I lost my parcel shelf. I left it at my mum's house, I think. I just thought it got in the way. We also need to get some headrests for it as well. They're missing. I never use it, basically. I don't see the

point of it. This ends today. Congressman Barnes, wow. You know, I never really thought you'd have a promising political career.

Stupid mouse. Decent car, I think. The air conditioning's ice cold. It needs a very good clean, some wheel sensors, a few odd bits of trim, and, um, a fresh service. Ron was saying that he had it serviced about, uh, what did he say, November last year. So I'll get a fresh

But my back boot door window is blacked out, tinted,

so you can't see inside anyway. Right then, let's fire up my little Audi A2. We're low on fuel.

Apart from that, baby, come back.

Apart from that, we haven't got any other warning lights on. We're all good. We've got a pop-out cup holder here, which is

quite neat. Everything's quite neat, really. We've got climate control. This was so ahead of its time back in, back in '99, 2000. Some like quite funky looking, uh, Oh, look at that! Let me show you this actually. It's a little sticker here, says the timing belt was replaced in February '25, 132,000 miles. Again, look at this. Wow,

never seen that before.

Oh, we've got 2 cup holders, but one— I was gonna say one's jammed, but one just needs a little bit of gentle persuasion.

Okay, but we'll leave that couple of browns supposed to be out. Let's get this on the road then, shall we?

Clutch is a little high.

You've got a weird seating position in this. It is a bit like an original A-Class or B-Class.

The floor is so high you kind of feel like you're sitting down or sitting at lengthways, and it's weird. You don't so much feel like you're sitting on it, sort of feel Like you're laying in it. Weird. Gear changes are good though. That couple was a bit annoying. I'll just try and fix that. It's quite solid over

the bumps though. It's not loose or knocking. All good there. Brakes are grinding slightly, but I think as we do more miles, the little surface rust there should, uh, should clean itself off. Now, how am I just allowed to drive it? Surely he didn't get insurance for it straight away. Enough rattles there coming from the dash, from

my cup holder that won't go away. Probably make a decent little courtesy car this year. Now I always say that about cars, but don't like to give things up. He's driving it uninsured. Electric windows that will work. Surely he doesn't get insurance for every car he buys if he's just going to sell it. Aircon's ice cold though.

Anything that's too cold, turn that off. Engine sounds sweet, nice little purr to it. Ron, the previous owner, was telling me that he got a really good deal on his 2005 diesel 82, so he decided to take a few bits from this, like the carpet mats and stuff, add them to the new one, and then try and

get rid of this because the newer diesel one was only like £30 a year to tax. Tax opposed to this, which is like £250 or something a year. So £250 a year? I paid £850 for mine. You've got a really nice driving position because you sit a little bit higher up so you can see everything around you.

Gearbox is nice and tight and precise.

I think, you know, guys, by the time I bought a new set of mats for this and some wheel sensors and given it a proper good valet We have a decent car here. I don't know if you guys follow him, but JJ on Cars, go check him out. I sold him a CLK 5 years ago, maybe, maybe

7 years ago now. Anyway, he's got a YouTube channel and he's also got an Audi A2. I saw him at SPR a few weeks ago, so go and give him a follow if you like A2 content. They are certainly a quirky little thing. I quite like it. I also like the color of this. I think I could

be wrong now, but I think this is the Denim Blue. They did a TT of the same era in this colour. It's always my favourite. I don't know what it is, but I'm just happier in an older car. There's just less to go wrong. Everything's far simpler and easier. I know I sound like an old person there,

but it's true. I sort of feel like I know where I stand with an old car, you know what I mean? It's a weird thing. This drives really well. Look, it pulls well, drives in a straight line. The brakes are I only watch this guy sometimes about cars. Listen to that, it's completely silent. Ron said that he

was considering scrapping this but just couldn't bring himself to it, and I agree. I'm glad he didn't. I'm just amazed at how cheap it is and it just works. It drives decently. £600 as well. Once all this upholstery's had a proper clean— like, fuck, am I paying £15,000 for mine? Quite good. Give that a proper Clean it,

throw in some new mats, and as soon as you open the door, it looked nice and bright and tidy. £600 for that? Any second generation A2 after 2005, they just pull the plug. £600, which is a bit of a shame. I always like quirky cars like this, but cheaper than my phone. These like to make a profit,

don't they? I can't really blame them, but the A2 didn't really sell very well. That was probably that £10,000 spent on Martin for my 30% more expensive than the equivalent Golf. Which makes you feel kind of stupid sometimes. The result of that, though, or the byproduct of that, I guess, is that they're really rare, and that means

always they've got a bit of a cult following. So there are loads of owners clubs. So there are loads— He ran out of petrol. Why didn't he go to the petrol station first? What a place to break down. He broke down, and that's why I don't buy a banger. I knew it was low on fuel, but I

didn't think it was that low. Oh, he just ran out of fuel.

That's weird. I wonder if it is low on fuel. First stop. This is what I'm scared of buying a cheap car. As soon as these traffic lights go green. Come on. Imagine stalling it at the lights. I mean, breaking down at the lights. Friday evening. Come on.

That's weird. Come on, look at the queue of traffic behind him. Jesus. Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. We're at Temporary Lights, I think the Silk Road. Fucking ants.

What was I saying about loving older cars? Take that back. Give me something new with a warranty any day. It can only be petrol, can't it? It can only be low fuel. We've got no warning lights on or anything like that.

Don't you just love cars? They're so unpredictable though, aren't they? Everything was going well until it just conked out. We've got a little onboard computer. Computer here. I wanted to know what my range was. Usually in VW Audi products, it's on the end of the stalk. Now it is very low on fuel, but it's not that low.

I forgot how to put my back wipers on a couple weeks ago. It took me a while. It's only a little 1.4 petrol. I thought this would have got back to, uh, you got to twist the end of the stalk. I hadn't used it in ages.

What was weird was when I was talking to you guys, I just felt it kind of just flutter ever so slightly, then it died.

We're not far away now, not too far away,

probably, I don't know, 5 miles. If you know this area, you'll know exactly where I am. I'm currently near Adlington, so we've got Adlington, Poynton, Hazelgrove, and then Bromley. We're not too far away.

Come on, little car. Let's try and get the traffic behind you. Wish me luck. Might have just been a blip. It's been parked for some months, hasn't it? Might be— could be anything.

I'll look after you. I was gonna say, apart from a few bits of broken trim, everything seems to be going all right, but then it conked out. I've got too much to do tonight. You couldn't get the cup holder back in?

I'm just hoping we get back.

Right, the traffic's building up again. Come on. I'll stay close to the left so that just in case it does stall, everyone else can get around me.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. There we go. Right, and we're on the move again.

It's an adrenaline rush, this. Right, I don't want to speak too soon. In fact, I'm not even going to say it.

I'll take each, each moment as it comes. We're currently in 5th gear doing 50 miles an hour at 2,000 RPM and everything's all right. No warning lights on. It's purring away as it should. There's a button down here that says ASR on it. I don't know what that means.

Driving past the old Woodford Air Base. Right, well, at 60 miles an hour, we've got no wheel wobble, it's still pulling in a straight line. We're all, we're all good. I think our fuel light is on. I know these— I was just thinking then, I know these cars are rare, but thanks to owners clubs and stuff, I'm

pretty sure I can still get bits of parts for them, like the wheel sensors and bits of, you know, various bits of trim that are missing or broken or whatever. I think we can make something of this. I suppose what we should do first then, after I've stopped for fuel, is get it down to my mechanics, leave

it for a service, perhaps a fresh MOT, and see where we're up to with it. It's probably got until April, but if I'm going to sell it, I'd rather make sure everything's sorted on it. Um, so we're leaving for an oil change, although when I checked the oil, it was quite clean. I don't think Ron did many

miles on it, to be honest. So after his last service I don't think it's done many miles. I'm still thinking an oil and filter change wouldn't do any harm, and I might change the fuel filter as well while I'm at it. I know I've only owned this for 15 minutes and I've already broken down once, but £600,

quite a lot of car, isn't it, for things going quick? I'm quite pleased with it. Oh, hang on a minute, this is acting up a little bit.

What's going on? It's missing a little bit now, like we've lost power a bit here. This is weird. So I'm in 5th gear, we've just lost power.

How strange is this?

Right, I'm in 4th gear now, but my foot is completely to the board and we're doing 30 mph on the Triple Five bypass. Beautiful. Come on, are the engine lights on? This isn't Is it? This isn't good at all.

Come on, let's just get a little bit further. Hello, we got a bit of power. How weird is that?

Bought a broken car, but we've got power again. Scammed. I've got to get this to my mechanics ASAP. Let's hope it gets there. I really don't want to deal with a breakdown right now. Really don't. Quickest way through Hazel Grove or through Marple? Don't know what to do for the best.

Try not to let this stall either because it might not restart.

Well, this is unpleasant, isn't it?

Normally a nice run over Tacklesfield. This is, is not the case. Come on, 3 miles. That's all we've got to do. It's all I'm asking of you. 3 miles and I will throw a load of money at you and TLC because I'm stupid. There's a petrol station just around this corner.

How much? We hear that a lot on Currys. Get guaranteed. It's not like Alan Partridge. I once saw David Dickinson there filling up his Bentley, uh, his Bentley. The convertible. I'm just trying to rev this just so it doesn't die. Don't want to let it idle because last time it idled it cut out on me. Right, the

lights are now green. All I'm going to do is just get to the petrol station. We're going to treat it to £10 of fuel, then at least we can rule out fuel being the issue, couldn't we? Someone's happy. Yeah, at least then we could rule out fuel being the issue. Right, they're on green. Let's go, go, go,

go, go! Come on, come on, you can do it. There it is, I can see the petrol station forecourt. Come on, I wouldn't want to, but I could push it from here. That's how close we are. You take reliability for granted, don't you really?

And we're off again. Right, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Turn off the old door.

I'm not sure whether this will restart, you know.

We'll try it.

That was really weird, it just died on me.

My engine light came on. Do you know how to open the fuel door on it?

Is it like a Golf? Yeah, right. Oh yeah, next to the big hole.

Let's stick some fuel in it then. At least we can eliminate that.

That'll do. Put 20 pounds in it.

Do you think this is going to start out straight away?

Engine lights. Yeah, I think they did have people making fake Twitter profiles. Yeah, they were trolling Tomoko. I remember that. Guys, take 2. This is going to be The worst 20 minutes of my life. This— okay, that's a bit dramatic. It's gonna be unpleasant.

Come on, we all go. There we go. Thank you. Right, my engine light's still on, but we're running, running and driving.

Engine itself's nice and quiet. Could be some sort of sensor, couldn't it? Camshaft, crankshaft sensor, something like that. It's probably not something like a blocked fuel filter because I don't think that'd bring an engine light on. She feels nippy now. That was weird, it just lost all power. I think it was low fuel or not because I

don't know, I put £20 in it and it's now got half a tank of fuel. So it's either got a tiny tank or the gauge isn't accurate.

I had that once with the Mark 1 TT actually, where the gauge cluster failed on me. Maybe it's a common issue. Right, the traffic seems to have eased up a little bit, so hopefully we'll get there.

What's weird is that it doesn't have a misfire. Like, if, I don't know, it needed new spark plugs or coil pack or something like that, we'd have an obvious miss. There isn't, which makes me think that it could be some sort of sensor. Couple of miles away now, and it is driving well, fine, no issues at all,

at all. Right, now let's just pray this gets to my mechanics. We should, should be all right. Once it's down there, then we can probably diagnose it, sort whatever the issue is, and take it from there. Then I can crack on with my original plan, which was clean it up, get the wheel sensors, make it as tidy

as possible. You know, this sort of reminds me of, kind of, a new shape Beetle, like one of the, uh, late '90s, early 2000s Beetles. You've got this big round windscreen, so it feels like you're in a fish tank. You're a little bit higher up. It is a little bit Beetle-esque. Some bad neighbors. Right, we're just turning

into our mechanics now. Thankfully, this little A2 made it. It might have just been low fuel, who knows, which then brought on an engine light. I'll find out, won't I, sooner or later. Um, but I think that's about it for today's video, guys, so make sure you stick around for part 2 where hopefully this thing will be

repaired and back on the road and won't have cost me an arm or a leg. Who knows? But yeah, thank you as always.

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It's from 2012 onwards when it got the nicer Aston Martin grille. This must be quite a rare model because it's got the optional primer-coloured passenger wing mirror.

It's filthy, don't get me wrong, but that would make, make a car. Hmm, okay.

Look okay. That's not too bad, really. I think with a very good clean polish, paint the wing mirror to match the rest of the car. Um, that'd be all right, you know. Right before we look around it then, let's find out a little bit more about it. So as always, we're going to go to carvertical.com for a

free vehicle industry check. Now it's really important you do one of these checks before you hand over any cash for a used car or motorbike. Lower part of the driver's door there—that's not good. Having said that. That could be improved. We could paint it up to, up to that little line there, maybe just, uh, just improve it,

take your eye off it. Where should we start then? There's a, uh, there's a lot to talk about with this one. So start with the tyres. We've got a Firestone here on about 3mm of tread. It's not too bad. The paintwork does need a very good polish, loads of little minor marks and light scratches, but I think

they'll come out. It's not too bad. There are no ripples in the doors or anything, so it's original paint. I can't see any filler or bog. It's pretty good. No rust here. Tail lights are all good, not cracked. Spoiler's good, not cracked. No dents in the roof. We're all good. Moving down this side then. The worst bit

is that rust at the bottom of the door. I think that could be improved. Get that looking a bit better, couldn't we? There's some sort of sticker here. I'm guessing like a do not park here or don't start car or, you know, and do not resuscitate. Some rust here on the door edge, but we can touch that

in. Scratches there where someone's nails have been. These little marks will clean off or touch in. I mean, you've got to remember this is a 15-year-old, you know, diesel Ford Fiesta. It doesn't need to be mint, it just needs to look presentable and be safe and, you know, hopefully reliable. Moving around front, we've You've got a— this

is a new one— a Habiled. Where do they get these brands from? That is a Comfortmax Habiled. No idea. Uh, it looks like a winter tyre actually. It's on about 4mm tread, so it's not too bad. And again, those little scratches here, but they will come out. Headlamps look okay, they're not crusty, they're need a, um, don't

need a buff. New set of plates, definitely get all this bird muck off it. We've got power folding mirrors. If we paint that mirror to match the rest, that'll look tidier. And then really just polish the whole car because all these little marks I think can be improved. Have we got another Habi LED? We do. Could be

pronouncing this wrong, of course. Same sort of thread, about 4mm, so that's Not too bad. Again, more sticky marks here. That's weird, isn't it? Imagine if you saw my car. Sellotape all over it. Down this side, panels look okay. Again, no sign of bog or anything. No cracks in the rear lights. The worst bit of damage is

this bumper. So this is damaged and cracked. I could probably— it's a bit of an obscure color, though, isn't it? Oh, we've got a Land Sale, in case you're wondering, on about 3mm of tread on the rear. Uh, yeah, it's a bit of an obscure colour. Otherwise I could have just replaced the whole rear bumper. In fact,

have a look on eBay, maybe I'll be able to find one, which would be a result. If I could find a bumper for £100 or something, I could just swap it over. We've got rear parking sensors. Now these rear fogs always crack— these rear reflectors, wherever they are— but they're all right. It's quite a good spec, this,

then, straight away. I've just noticed the rear reflectors and the power folding mirrors. That's more like a Titanium spec than a Z-Tech. We've got 2 keys as well, which is good.

Very noisy mirror. I thought that was my stomach. Now inside we've got more aubergine. We've got matte Matching dash, matching seats. Mmm, fancy. Actually quite smart, isn't it? Got leather steering wheel, multifunction steering wheel, so you can control the radio, power fold the mirrors, as you've seen or heard, should I say. Um, windy windows in the back.

It's grubby, but it's not bad. I've seen worse. You've seen worse on this channel, haven't you, for sure? We've got ISOFIX seats in the back, parcel shelves there. I think this is actually a bit of a bargain, you know. Really? Oh yeah, it's awful. Top trunks. Why don't they clean it out before selling it? Even £1,000 in

this car. At least take the rubbish out. But it's worth £2,500. Mine doesn't have that spare wheel. Before I get carried away, there's loads of water in the boot there. It smells a bit damp and there's some water there. Now these often leak around the rear lights, so you often have to take them out, reseal them, and

pop them back because the rubber seal around the boot there, that looks okay and it's all dry. You can't see any signs of water getting in, so I suspect it's the rear lights. So we'll have to get that sorted. That's quite a common, common issue really on the Fiesta. I don't know where he's buying them from. Really,

it's done 105,000 miles, doesn't smell of anything. It's quite— smells quite clean, really. Right, let's have a look under the bonnet then. Now these have a cam belt, and I don't suppose it's been done. But of course, this, this sort of price point, I can't spend £400 on a cam belt, can I? That's always the issue. Let's

be realistic. Um, so it's a TDCi Enduratorque.

A little bonnet stay's broken there. It looks quite honest though, a little bit of surface rust on the chassis legs and stuff, but nothing too horrendous.

Okay, no sticker there to say the cam belt's been done, sadly, but we'll have a look through the service history. If it's got some, see if it's, um, see if it's been looked after. It's just filthy, it just wants a good old clean really. But I think there's a car here under this grubbiness. No boot pack sadly.

This is one of the gadgets, got auxiliary, uh, jack point there.

There's no paperwork, but like I say, I'm Because this has been traded in, there might be a book pack in the seats at the garage, so I'll have to check. That's happened in many of these videos where I get all down on the history and then I go back to the garage and there's a full book pack.

So stranger things have happened. It has done 105,280. We've got aircon, we've got heated front screen,

bit of usher there.

Parking sensors are working, flatlining. I hate when people put those dangly things there. Isn't it really annoying? And one of those things like Michael that's going to break my windscreen one of these days. I keep getting comments from people saying that's an MOT failure, get a life. No, it's not. Um, what else can I tell you? Raging

at the viewers. Fire up this diesel, uh, this noisy Diesel locomotive engine. Tss, tss. Wait for my glow plug. Oh yeah, that's actually not too loud, you know.

We've got a quarter tank of diesel. Yeah, I'm an AI, but I'm here to talk apps. Real apps you can build in minutes with Base44. This finance app sounds

Sounds all right.

Let's try the windows. My side works. Oh, hang on a minute. Maybe— okay, we've got a dicky window here. Maybe that's— maybe that's why the windows have got tape on them. Maybe there's an issue. So if you're gentle with it, it's fine. I think it's when you use the one-touch. I had this issue with that actually. Sam

at SPR sorted it for me. So if you use the one touch— oh, that's actually all right. And then again, drive it.

So far then, I've got a clutch, we're away. I've got brakes, that's good. Good handling to have brakes, I find. Steering feels good. Now these always have a bit of a clunky steering. It's the, um, it's the UJs. Universal joints on the steering column. It always clunks when you drive a Fiesta of this era. Turn the steering

wheel, you can hear a, like a, well, like a clunk. I can't describe it any other way. It's that, it's the UJ. It's not a big job, but of all the Fiestas I've ever bought, probably 70% of them have that fault. Not this one though, we're all good. Go on then. Billy wrote up over here.

Cabriolet. That's quite nice actually. I know you can't see that, so this is a bit of a boring observation. Um, right, back to the Fiesta then. Drives all right, pulls well.

I thought I could hear a wheel bearing noise, but I don't, I don't think I can. It's fairly quiet actually. Feels quite strong. Gearbox is good, clutch is good, pulling in a straight line, brakes work, as the man in the E-Class knows. Um, Yeah, no smoke. This is all right, you know. This will be so cheap to

run, you'll get maybe 70 miles per gallon from this. This is why I know lots of you will be watching this thinking, why would you retail a car like that? Well, because I know it'll sell. People are always on the lookout for little cheap runarounds like this, so why not? Let's just see how bad it is at

my mechanics first. So I think the best thing to do then, the best course of action, we'll run it down there, get it to the check it over, take it from there. If they say, Matt, this is condemned, you need to spend 2 rand on it, then obviously not. But if it's, I don't know, like 500 quid

worth of prep, then we're all good. Right, we've got a break in the traffic now. Let's give it the floor a little bit. Oh yeah, it's not brisk, but it's all right. Clutch isn't slipping, we're all good. Not smoking either. They're really good to drive, these Fiestas, you know, just really nippy and agile. Quite good fun, even

the diesel. According to this, its long-term average is 41 miles per gallon. According to this, then, its long-term average is 41 miles per gallon. What do you say? It's like a motorway run, you will get in excess of 60 easily. They're really efficient little 4-cylinder engine. I quite like this. Hopefully sort of way. Just needs a very

good, very good clean. I think we'll do that then. Let me run it down to my mechanics. I'll have an update for you soon. I'm hoping a PDI and MOT, an oil and filter change, and a fresh MOT. Oh, C63. That was at Sam's the other day, actually, that one. Uh, where was I? I'm hoping that maybe

£300 spent on this will prolong its life for another year. I'm gonna go to the garage next and see if there's any paperwork for it. There must be a bug pack, like there's no owner's manual, nada, so there must be something. Yeah, this is all right for a 15-year-old Ford Fiesta, it's all right. I think once it's

prepared at my mechanics, we need to get it down to Jimmy, get him to sort the paintwork out, sort out the back bumper, sort out the bottom of this door, and give the whole thing a buff, and we'll have a nice presentable little car. It's not too bad, it's not the worst thing I've ever bought. Right, leave

this with me. This might take me a little bit longer, this one. Maybe, maybe a couple of weeks. Maybe. Depends how busy everyone is. I shall have an update for you very soon. See you in a bit.

Do you remember the really scruffy Ford Fiesta that you saw at the start of this video? Well, guess what? This is it. The very same car. I know you wouldn't recognize it, but trust me, it is the exact same car. Here's what happened to it. Hundreds and hundreds of pounds on something. I'll put you all out of

your misery, I have massively overspent on this, but I'm quite happy with the outcome. It looks really good. At the start of this video, it kind of looked like it was fit for scrap. I wonder how much profit he'd make from selling it. A couple hundred? Great. Weirdly, there was some rust on the door. It just looked

really sorry for itself. And now look at it. After we last spoke, I took this down to my mechanics for a service and a fresh MOT. Now, it needed 2 tires and front brake discs and pads, but that was it. My mechanic called me a couple of days after dropping this off and said, right, that little Fiesta

is ready. It's not a bad thing. We've sorted the water leak in the boot, we've fitted 2 new tyres to it, we've fitted the new brake discs and pads, we've given it a service, so it's now got 12 months MOT with not a single advisor item. Can we collect it? So I thought, right, I've had a result

there. So I went to collect it, and then I took it to Jimmy the Magician for some paintwork. At that point, I paid £500 for the car. The bill at my mechanic's was the better part of £500, so it owed me £1,000. So I thought, right, well, we may as well paint the door because it was all

rusty and do a few other bits of paint. I wonder how much he'll set it for. Polish, £4,000. So I spent another maybe £500 with Jimmy, but now look at it, looks really good. Jimmy turned this around quite quickly as well, so cheers Jim for that. From there then, all that was left to do was give it

a good clean. So I dropped this off at Tameside Detailing for a thorough valet. They charged me a little bit more than they would normally do, but that's just because it was so scruffy. We spent hours on it, but again, it came up really well. The interior that was once very grubby and covered in animal hair is

now pristine. Well worth the £90 for the valet. So the last thing to do was to fit some new reg plates to it. The old ones were the original plates. They looked very scruffy, so I went to Harrods, my local car spare shop, ordered some new plates for it, got it back to the garage, and fitted them

myself. I've just photographed this outside my gate, so the adverts all ready to go. I'm not sure what to advertise it for though. I'm thinking— I thought maybe £2,500, but it's a little bit too good for that. I think I'll try £2,795, because for £2,795 someone's getting a really tidy car. I'm not sure exactly how much I've

spent on it, but I think I've spent probably £1,200. So this owes me about £1,700 and I can get £2,700, then there's £1,000 profit, which isn't bad going, is it, for a car that looked like it was ready for the scrapyard? So what we're going to do next is park up somewhere scenic, I'll talk you through my

costs, and then we'll see if we've got any profit left. I think we do. I know I've overspent in the grand scheme of things. I've pumped £1,200 into a £500 car, but I still think there's some profit there, and if there is, then happy days. I was trying to think what else I did, but I think that

was it. Mechanics, paint, plates, clean. Yes, that. Right, well, it seems kind of fun. £1,000 profit. Let's get a shit car, get it fixed up. Having worked in the food industry for like 8 years now, I've really understood the importance. Okay, right, we'll lock the engine off. I've got the windows cracked, we've got a bit of a

draft. It's not like he did any of the work, he just took it to a garage and they did it. The bill my mechanic was— let me find my bill in a second. So it's had 2 new tires, front brake discs and pads, service, MOT, and out the leak in the boot. That was £489.02. £489.02. Then we've

got the bill at Jimmy the Magician's. So he removed the rust on the driver's front and rear doors and repaint, repair nearside rear bumper corner and repaint, wash, clay bar, buff, polish, wax full vehicle and touch it, and then repaint nearside mirror cap. So my total there was £430. So we'll add £430 to That, the cost of

the valet, that was £90. Why does he say valet and not valet?

I thought it was valet. I think that's it. Like I say, I guessed I'd spent around £1,200 on it, so add that into the £500 purchase price. I think this will owe me about £1,700. Should we have a look? That's better than I thought. Have I forgotten something? I feel like I've forgotten something. I don't think I

have. Right, anyway, if this car currently owes me £1,524.02,

if I can get £2,627 for it, then it leaves me a profit of like £1,100. That's pretty good going, isn't it? In fact, while we're here, let me just load this into my AutoTrader app. One second. £1,100 profit.

60 LCJ, and it's done 105,000 miles. Add to stock. It's got a retail of 2 grand. That's not great, is it? I think we'll ask 2,495 from it then. Won't be greedy. AutoTrader are going to kindly tell the world that it's way overpriced. Thanks for that. Change the color to maroon because I think that's more desirable than

red. It's actually aubergine. We need to find someone who likes aubergines, don't we? Higher price. There we go. £472 above retail. Thanks, AutoTrader. Done me a real favor there. Top of the tea. Right. Well, I'm going to continue then with this advert. So yeah, leave me to it. But thank you once again for watching. Make sure you

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think it kind of deserves saving, even though it's only a little diesel Fiesta. It's a quirky car, so why not rescue it? Somebody hopefully will get

Oh God, this is vomiting.

Oh, that one burned.

A lot of acid just came out.

Hmm, it just seems like gambling, doesn't it?

Get it fixed up, hope you can sell it for a profit.

But stocks are gambling, and that's not— that's what I don't get with people. They're all so quick to say stocks and trading's gambling, but then you don't see anyone saying it's gambling doing what he does.

Seems hard to do alone because you go and get, get the car, but then how do you get to the place where the car is without driving there? Then who's going to drive your car home?

Could get it delivered.

Then you take it to the garage and then they fix it, but they won't fix it straight away. It will take— could even take days. Then how'd you get home?

A lot of talking to people as well, talking to the seller and then going to the garage and then selling it to someone. A lot of work, isn't it?

Maybe if you could fix it yourself.

I think you have to be very passionate about it, like really enjoy it.

It does seem kind of cool, like you just show up, pick up the crappy car, fix it up, get it cleaned.

Yeah, my dad messed about with cars every weekend. He was in the garage all the time with his car bonnet open.

I didn't know what he was doing. Never showed any interest.

Just seemed like a headache.

He had a Lotus Esprit that he was working on for years, never got it

running.

That's why I got an EV, cuz I feel intimidated by old cars. You got the oil and the clutch and I don't know what else.

Camshaft, whatever that is.

This is so many bits.

My car's so simple.

Look

how many cars he's got.

You know, that was 16, 17 grand. How did he get the cars out? Any more than that, I start to get a bit twitchy. All packed in there, to be honest with you. At £5,000 cars, really, £5,000 and under, I think gets you something relatively decent here in the UK. All right, okay, my profit margin isn't as

high. Oh, that's his second channel. He's much lower. That's just why I've always stuck to this kind of stuff. I've thought about this a lot. I've always taken the I guess like the Mike Ashley approach with Sports Direct, stack them high and just sell as many as possible. You want volume, or I want volume to be honest.

I'd rather have little and often in terms of profit rather than sitting around for 2 or 3 months waiting to get a couple of grand out of something like this Audi A7. I'd rather have £600 or £800 profit out of something like that, do you know what I mean, and just turn it over as quickly as possible.

That's what I fancy the best, but each to their own. I always think that when I'm telling, saying things like this, it's not particularly interesting, but I've always quite liked the Jazz. Moving to the back then, we've got— this is a bit of an unusual one. I thought this was going to sell right away. I bought this

from a local main dealer about a month ago, maybe 5 weeks ago, and it hasn't sold. Again, you could argue it isn't the best color. It's bright red like the Ford. What's wrong with red? It's got the Dakota beige leather interior. There's Manual six-speed. There's a two-liter diesel. Never seen it. And these, by the way, will do

about seventy miles per gallon. And they're only, I think, correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think they're only about twenty pounds a year to tax in the UK. So they're just a really good. Twenty pounds a year. Wow. It's kind of the going rate, but it just sounds like an awful lot of money for a

thirteen-year-old golf. But I don't set the prices, unfortunately. Well, I do set the prices here, obviously, but I don't set them, you know, around fifty. 50, 60, 70 immediately. I could have just— well, I could have bought a 1.2. The 1.2 is one of those Peugeot Citroën wet belt engines, and they can be a bit of a

nightmare. But yeah, they do look a bit better. They look and feel better than the Mk1s. But if you just want a reliable car, you're better off with a Mk1. And you can be talking like on a regular— like on that, for example, a cam belt would be £350. Yeah, I bet he hates EVs. He hasn't got

a single video about EVs. I think. Probably thinks they're boring, no character.

Typical petrolhead.

This mouse is really playing up. Clicks are not clicking. So I thought, well, yeah, I could fix that. So I spent the next 8 or 9 9 years on my driveway under a tarpaulin sheet. In fact, that's not strictly true. It's— Helen's just used confused.com. From every era. Most people aren't that stupid. Doesn't really matter that much.

Range Rovers are so ugly. Oh God, look at them.

It's like, so they're like a big box on wheels. Oh God, look at it.

It looks like a boat. I would never get a Land Rover, Range Rover.

Ugly as fuck cars.

They're so ugly. It looks like a boat on wheels.

Look at this thing. Oh yeah, I hate them.

Range Rover. Look at it, it's so ugly.

I think they're the ugliest cars out there.

Looks like a tough job selling cars.

11 o'clock. I'm going to bed. Good night.