My Twitch Got Banned (Unbanned Now)-995850700

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Twitch is back, back on Twitch.

You gave the Twitch mobile link. Why do people keep going on about that?

God, look,

look, how do I do it?

Twitch is about 2 minutes late with notifications. Yeah, it takes ages. If I stream on YouTube, as soon as I go live, it's like boom, people are here. On Twitch, I'm sitting here for like 2 minutes and there's no one here, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

It takes maybe 5 minutes until most of the people are here. Oh, now my lightsaber's out of battery.

Why does everything go wrong?

I don't know why the lightsaber runs out of battery. I should just get a light that's plugged in.

Yeah, I don't know why people are moaning about the mobile link of Twitch. I mean, who's not on their mobile now? Are you sitting at your desktop doing work and you're watching me? Imagine doing work.

I have a laptop. So what happens if you click the mobile link from a laptop? Doesn't it just take you to—

I clicked on the mobile link on my computer before and it just takes you to like the mobile version. What's wrong with that?

You know what I watched recently? The new, the new Apple stuff, the IMAX. And I thought, wow, they look pretty cool, but what do you do on it? You can't play Rainbow Six.

Who? How?

What kind of people buy iMacs? I guess people who have jobs and they're like coders. They sit there coding. I would like to get an iMac, but I just won't be able to play Rainbow Six on it, and it's not really for gaming. So what else would I do on it? I don't even know if Streamlabs would

work. It's supposed to work, they recently made Streamlabs compatible with Mac, but does it really work, you know, like without any problems? It's got a built-in webcam.

It looks alright, I guess. Marques Brownlee was calling it ugly, but I think it looks okay. I like the red version. It looks like a big iPad, doesn't it? It looks like a 24-inch iPad. IPad. It's so thin, but it's got a chin. It's amazing they've built a computer. It basically is just a big iPad, isn't it?

But it runs like a proper operating system. It's kind of funny, I feel like all of the Mac products are just becoming big iPads. So you got the iPad, and then you got the MacBook, which is basically just an iPad with a keyboard.

Now you've got the iMacs, which just look like an iPad, but it has an operating system. Next, when they put the macOS onto the iPad Pro, then it's all just the same, isn't it? It's all just different iterations of an iPad.

I want the macOS on the iPad so I don't have to get a MacBook, and then I could do Streamlabs without using the crappy mobile version. That's what I want, but I guess they won't do it because then people won't have to buy the other stuff.

Oh, fuck off, McLovin. You nearly got me banned from Twitch. So I got a day ban off Twitch because this idiot called McLovin kept spamming the N-word in Texas Pete donations.

So I've just turned— I haven't turned it off, but I've made it so the text-to-speech donations only get sent through if I approve it manually. So get lost, my love, and if you're just gonna spam the N-word, I'm not gonna approve your donation.

Nearly got me banned.

So stupid that this stupid word that begins with N is so powerful that it can get you banned off a platform when you weren't even the person who said it.

I don't know how that one got through because every time I've been muting it before it starts saying the N-word, and that's why I haven't gotten in trouble. But I streamed on my phone and for some reason

I didn't hear the text-to-speech going off, but it was going off. I don't understand how that happens. So I wasn't even aware that it was saying n-word, n-word, n-word. And then I got a day suspension because I wasn't moderating my chat.

So now I've got moderation settings set to max. Just banning people. If you're gonna write the N-word, I have to ban you because if I just ignore it, then it, it looks like I'm not moderating it and I'm just letting you do it, and then I'll get banned again off Twitch.

Why don't you get some mods? Because who's gonna sit here for like 7 hours during the whole stream moderating the chat? No one's gonna be here for the whole 6 hours. So that means I need like 20 mods, and I don't know who I can trust. What if you're like a troll and you start banning the nice

people? There are people who say, yeah, mod me, I can do it, Daniel, but I don't know who you are. You might be some troll who's just gonna start banning, banning people who actually give nice messages and donations.

So I guess I have to do it,

figure out how to ban people on Streamlabs.

Yeah, it's pretty easy, I just click on your name.

Oh, I was so stressed. I woke up at 6 AM because I usually do, just check messages, and then it said you've been banned on Twitch and I nearly had a heart attack. And then I was just lying in bed with my eyes open for 2 hours trying to fall asleep again. And then I waited the whole

day yesterday—

waited the whole day yesterday—

wait,

yeah, it is working.

Thank you, M Bonds.

I also increased the minimum requirement for text-to-speech from $1 to $3 so people spam it less.

Yeah, I was just waiting the whole day for my Twitch to come back on so I could watch Andy.

I guess one-day ban is not too bad, but still it was a bit scary that I could even get a ban just from the text-to-speech.

I never had this problem on YouTube before. I think that's because I didn't use Streamlabs, I was just using the YouTube app and Super Chats.

Would I meet up with Tokyo Sam again? No, he took the worst picture of me ever. That picture of me wearing that headband, I don't know why, but I look like I'm covered in herpes. I swear my skin does not look that bad,

but he took it on an iPhone. You know what iPhone cameras are like, they make you look disgusting. There's no filter, it somehow makes all your blemishes look darker and more pronounced. It made my skin look clear and smooth where there's nothing, and then it made the blemishes and the blackheads darker and stand out more. I swear

I don't look like that in real life, but that picture looks so bad. So I've got a dot here and a dot there and a dot here and a dot there and a dot here.

Couldn't even do some editing for me before he put it up online. He kept taking pictures of me, kept saying, Daniel, do this and do that and hold this and wear my headbands. So I can take pictures. So annoying.

He kept phoning random people and making me talk to them as well. So let me just FaceTime my friend. Here, look, Daniel, talk to my friend. And then I had to talk to like 5 of his friends or something. Don't even know who these people are. They're like, hey Daniel. I'm like, hi, don't even know who you

are.

The iPhone camera app is Should be banned. Bloody iPhone default camera app makes you look so ugly. Everyone's like, oh yeah, I've got 12 megapixels, look at the detail, it's so amazing. I don't want detail, I want to look good, not like a disgusting dot face.

I never use the default camera for selfies.

I mean, look, look at this. Even with my low lighting, I look disgusting.

I don't look like that. You're lying. Give me my beauty filter. Get lost, Apple. I never take a selfie on my iPhone like that.

I have Snow with maximum smoothness. No, not maximum smoothness, just a little bit.

Oh, so stressful the last day. I hate getting suspensions and bans. My 90-day strike on YouTube is expiring tomorrow, so yesterday I was suspended on Twitch and YouTube at the same time.

But I feel much better now. I've got my Twitch back, YouTube's coming back tomorrow, stocks are going up today. It's like everything goes to the dumps in one at once, and then everything starts getting better all at once as well. It's really weird. Stocks are finally going back up a little bit.

All this green, look, it's all green.

BNGO nearly back over $6.

Riot back over $40. Bitcoin back over $55K. Yeah, I think there was a lot of pain in the beginning of the week, but end of this week I think we could see some green. I'm feeling optimistic. I got some beers for my birthday party. Maybe I'll do it on Friday. I don't know when on Thursday my streaming

rights come back. It says it expires on the 22nd of April, but it might be American time.

Didn't know the N-word thing got you suspended. Yeah, but I, I did know, and I should have known better because I knew Anything for Views got banned off Twitch because he, he was walking around in shops and spamming. He was letting donations read out the N-word, and I don't know why I ignored it. I guess I felt

like, oh, it won't happen to me. I'm such a small channel, Twitch won't notice. It's not really a big problem. And look, I'm moderating it, so I didn't feel like I would get in trouble.

McLovin's still going at it.

Where's my thingamajig? Streamlabs CloudBot thing.

Do you think you'll make your donation goal? Well, I don't know, maybe get to 50%. Still got 26 days. It's quite a lot of time.

I guess I should bring the donation goal over to the YouTube streams as well.

Will chat go on screen? I'm not sure because I'm worried that someone will say the N-word in the chat and then I've got the N-word visually visible on my stream.

I've got all these different iterations of the N-word on my blacklist. That sounds wrong. On my banned list. But there's so many different ways you could type it.

I hate the bloody N-word. If people just stopped going on about it, it wouldn't have so much power. It's like no one ever talks about the C-word for Asian people. And no one goes around spamming the C-word.

I don't want to risk— it's just weird this one word can get someone into so much trouble when they're not even the ones saying it. The C-word rhymes with pink.

The one for Asians.

Why are you going to London? Because I'm predicting

some massive arguments possibly happening soon. The tension's building.

There was a massive argument last month. It was pretty bad.

Maybe I shouldn't talk about it. Everyone's getting very stressed at home.

I'm trying my best to just avoid everyone, otherwise I feel like I'm gonna really snap and actually break something.

I'm a bit scared. I'm very on edge recently. You know, views are down, stocks are down, getting banned here and there.

And, um, yeah, just one,

one negative comment from my family directed at me can— it's just gonna push me over the edge, I think.

I'm a bit worried.

And I have smashed stuff before. Once, once I got into a really bad argument with my mum about 2 years ago, and I smashed a glass. I just like smashed it. Onto the kitchen counter. I got so angry.

It's just really stressful.

But you're already down in the dumps and everything's kind of crap, and then add on top of that someone's like, me, me, me, in your face all the time.

It's just really—

am I still meeting a girl? Uh, she still wants to meet, she says.

I just want like a metal baseball bat. And a wooden box, and I just want to beat the fucking shit out of her sometimes.

Who you meeting? Where is she from? She is English.

Maybe I shouldn't say where from,

but it starts with— no, I won't say where it starts with. It starts with

not an N.

This girl's interesting. I don't know how— I don't even know if she watches my channel anymore,

but she's pretty wild.

She's from up north.

And I think I can get her to— I think I can get her on videos.

I'm working at it, working on getting you guys some nice content. Leave it to Daddy Daniel.

I'll find us a new mama.

Oh fuck, someone messaged me. It's not her, is it?

That's just Ollie.

Oh fuck, she's messaging me too. Why is everyone messaging me when I would start streaming?

I feel— I feel paranoid now, like they're watching.

Secret. I think positive, everything will be fine. Stock's going up, stream's coming back.

You seem like you're in a good mood. Yeah, I feel good.

Everything just felt really shit recently.

And then I started getting nightmares about Mira almost every night,

and they're always the same. It's always

she's running away from me or she's rejecting me, and then I'm trying to look for her and then I can't find her anywhere. So the last one, I was back in my school, in the school field, and I had a knife and But the knife had no handle. It was like the metal bit that goes into the

handle, and I was gripping onto the metal bit, and I was chasing her, and then I got stuck in a fence, like a chain-link fence, and then she helps me out of the fence, and then that's it. It was really weird. Another one, we were on a date in a— at a beach, and then there were so

many people and I lost her, and then she started messaging me saying she doesn't want to be with me. And then the rest of the dream, I'm desperately trying to find out where she went, and then I'm trying to remember where her house is to knock on the door and say, don't leave me, but I can't find

the house anywhere.

Why did I get banned? Because people kept spamming the N-word in text-to-speech,

so I had to make some changes.

Really, I should have been doing the moderating myself. It's kind of risky if you just let people send text-to-speech messages Without needing any kind of approval. So now I've changed it so nothing gets through without me clicking this button. I have to click the button to, to, to let it go.

Why are people messaging me now?

Oh, the nightmares are not fun. They're always really bad, and then I wake up like sweating and panting.

I thought I was over, but I think I am. It's just the bad memories are haunting me, I guess.

And then I had this gay dream last night. It was really weird.

I was with this kind of tall, chubby Asian guy, and we were in a hotel room, and then he was complaining About the hotel television being too small, and he was really annoying and moaning all the time about the hotel room. And then I was trying to fuck him in his asshole, and then somehow his back started

bleeding, and then the dream ended. Maybe I'm gay. I need to make coffee.

It was Casey. It sounds like I'm describing him, but no, the guy definitely looks different. He was like taller, not so fat, and he had like spiky styled hair, but I don't know why he was Asian. And I remember he was very smooth but also sweaty.

Do I still drink the coffee powder in the big can? I try not to because it tastes horrible. It's like this cappuccino crema mix, but it tastes salty for some reason. There's like a weird salty flavor.

Wait, I need to send this reply.

How much coffee do I drink? I have 2 cups. I'm waking up really late now. I wake up at 2 PM and I go to sleep at 4. It's quite nice because I wake up and nearly straight away the market's open, and there's no point waking up in the morning anyway.

And I quite like being up all night because everyone else is sleeping, and I feel like, I feel like I'm less stressed out because there's no one around.

What else should I change? Yeah, I think with these changes

Um, I should be safe from getting another suspension. I really don't want to lose my Twitch.

Twitch is nice for like a little bit of extra side income,

but some of the things I was allowing in the chat was just kind of risky now I think about it.

Yeah, I need to toughen up on the chat messages.

The main problem is text-to-speech, I think.

Yeah. Oh wow, thank you, Carrie. I nearly have 50 subs.

I also deleted all of the previous videos, the previous streams. They were going to get deleted anyway because they only stay up for 2 weeks on Twitch. Twitch deletes everything unless you save it. So I deleted all of the past 2 weeks streams because I guess there was also n-word stuff happening. I also deleted all the clips

which kind of sucks because I had clips from 4 years old— from 4 years ago. I downloaded some of them which were funny, but there were like 550 clips. I wasn't going to go through every single clip to check to see if it had the N-word in it.

I don't want to waste that much time. I'm too lazy to do that. But the problem is my haters are not lazy at all. They will— my haters probably would watch every single 550 clips to find out if there was n-word spam to try and get me banned. They're that dedicated. But I'm not, so I just deleted

all of them. Bit sad, had to get rid of some of the streams with Chihiro when we made— when we had the McDonald's, some of the funny fish and chip clips I saved to my computer. You remember when I banged my knee? That was really funny. I was making fish and chips and I was like waving the

spatulas around. I go to sit down, I bang my knee on the table, and there's a massive bang.

Comedy gold.

Tell me the popped pie stream. Oh, do you mean when I had that pie in a tin and it took me like an hour to open the tin? I completely forgot about that one. No, that one's long gone.

Because I didn't know, I didn't realize that the streams get deleted after 2 weeks. I thought they would just stay up, but they all got deleted.

Am I a Twitch partner? No, they still won't give me partner.

It still says application in progress, and that was 2 weeks ago.

How many subs do I have?

49 subs! Nice. It's like OnlyFans, isn't it? But without my penis. Twitch is like the OnlyFans of streaming. I feel like the Twitch model is very different to YouTube in very subtle ways

because of the whole sub thing. YouTube has it, it has members, but no one really— it's not really like a focus point. I feel like a big part of Twitch is subbing to people, and then you get like special emotes, which I need to make one more.

Yeah, it's still— it's a bit strange to wrap my mind around coming from a YouTuber's perspective. Twitch is— it seems similar, but it's kind of different.

Like, the gift subbing is interesting. So instead of donating $10, you could gift 2 subs for $10, I think it's 2, and then not only do I get the money, then people in— some random people in the chat also benefit from getting the sub.

So it's like you're doing a nice thing for everyone.

Why is that thing in my hair? It just helps my hair stay styled. In the way I like.

I'm still not sure how important things like leaving up your old streams are. Do people really watch them?

I don't really watch the old streams from Andy's channel because I want to watch him live. I don't want to watch the old stuff. I want to watch current stuff, so I feel like it's not the same as YouTube.

I don't know.

And I was thinking of doing—

making it sub-only to watch the old streams, but then a lot of people were unhappy about it. But the problem is if I leave the old streams up public, then all the stupid haters start reporting it. They start mass reporting it. I don't know about mass. I don't know how many of them there are, maybe 10 or

20 of them trying to flag my streams to get me banned on Twitch. They're obsessed with trying to get me banned on Twitch now. It's like their life goal is to try and get me banned. They got me banned on Airbnb. They've been trying to get me banned on YouTube, which they failed. Now they're going— trying to

go for my Twitch.

So if I make it sub-only, at least then they have to pay to try and report me.

It's just sad some people put so much effort into trying to destroy other people like that. Why can't they just get on with their own lives? I'm not doing anything to affect them,

but these people, they just don't give up. It's been years and years and they're still trying to get me banned from stuff.

It's like if you could grant them a wish, they'd probably wish that I got banned on everything instead of doing something that helps their own lives.

It's just so dumb.

I can't imagine wasting energy doing stuff like that. Why?

There's no one I hate so much on YouTube or the internet that I wish they got banned. I can't even think of anyone I would hate so much.

Maybe the Hong Kong guy. I guess it would be funny if the Hong Kong guy got banned.

So yeah, I have been thinking about setting old streams to sub only.

Do I still check the subreddit? I don't, but sometimes people send me screenshots of what they're saying.

You said on your recent video you deleted Discord, but now you created another one.

Yeah, that was kind of unplanned.

I don't— I've— because I felt like, oh, no one's gonna message me anyway, what's the point?

The only reason I deleted it last time was because I was chatting to this girl and I wanted to impress her with my maturity.

But now we don't chat anymore.

Now we don't chat anymore, I feel like, why do I have to make these sacrifices for nothing?

So I brought the Discord back, and it's not like my DMs are getting flooded by girls saying, oh, I want to be your girlfriend. The video doesn't even have— it only has 6K views. I can't believe it. My channel has fallen so low to the point where even after 2 days it only has 6K views. Where the

hell is everyone? I can't even get them to click now.

I used to be able to get 10K views in at least a day, at least 2 days.

It's just sad. I don't know what topics I could do to get them to come back, but I guess girlfriend topics are not interesting. I look at my top 10 videos, last top 10 videos.

Number 1 is the Why I Regret Getting Divorced. I guess that's the most interesting topic, my marriage.

Getting very difficult to get them to click these days because nothing's happening.

They're just not— they're not interested.

If my videos get less than 5K views, would I stop making videos? No, I would just start making— I'd start just putting big YouTubers in the title, like my problem with Akidearest. I'll just make troll videos again, I guess. I didn't want to have to do troll videos. I wanted to make genuine videos about what's happening, but

nothing's happening.

If it gets to the point where

the views are so low that it doesn't even matter if people like me or not anymore. Then yeah, I'll just start making these stupid obvious trolling videos like

why I'm outraged with Anime Man, he insulted my favorite anime. I just have to start making up some rubbish or just start doing the whole I got a job again Hey guys, I've got some great news. Yesterday I got a job at, at the sausage, sausage factory. I'm so happy now because I feel like I'm contributing to

society. I never realized how happy I would be by having a job. I'm getting paid £7.10 an hour, and I made a new friend. His name is Marcus. And we package the sausages together. Just make up some rubbish,

why not? Or I could just do the streaming option, just stream. The streams still get about 10k views,

why not?

Go back to the petrol station.

I don't think they're hiring. That'll be so depressing if I end up going back there.

What is your worst turn-off when it comes to girls?

Probably when they're really, really charitable. I find that really unappealing when they say stuff like, oh, I spent all weekend at the food shelter, the homeless shelter, helping people, or yesterday I went to town and I bought a homeless man a Big Mac. It's like, really? Lame.

I just find it annoying. It's like people so desperate to

feel like they're so great and good as a person, and then it makes you feel guilty because, you know, deep down you don't really want to do that stuff. I don't want to go and work in a volunteer center helping homeless people. I'd rather play Rainbow Six all day.

I'm very— I'm not against charity, but I'm not interested in getting involved.

Maybe if I was really, really rich,

um, I'd start thinking about it, but I'm pretty broke recently. From the bloody stocks going down.

Maybe I'll be the homeless one.

I think it's safe to make my coffee.

The annoying thing about iPhone is Sometimes you copy a link and you want to paste it an hour later, and then the paste— the copied link is gone. It's like it's been wiped.

Daniel, I have 6 other streamers live right now. Convince me why I should stay. Who are they? Most streamers on Twitch are kind of boring though. All the guys just play GTA 5 Online, then all the girls just sit in a hot tub, or they're doing yoga, or they're stretching. I like Andy, but when he does desktop

streams, it's a bit boring because he's just sitting there watching some YouTube video and he barely says anything. I like it when he does streams outside.

Have I lost faith in StockTubers?

I lost interest because they all just say the same stuff over and over and over. Chris Sain is still saying to buy BNGO and buy

APXT. He keeps saying— he's been saying to buy APXT since last year, October, and It has gone nowhere. It went up to 14 and now it's back down to

10. But they just keep saying same stuff. They keep saying buy this, it's definitely going to go up. Nothing is going up right now. It doesn't really matter what they recommend.

It's all just clickbait, isn't it? It's all just, the market's crashing, I'm selling all my stocks, I lost loads of money. Meet Kevin's the most annoying one.

And then there's that Jeremy guy, he's always going on about the same stocks like Tattooed Chef. Planet 13, Dropbox. And he keeps saying the same stuff every video. It gets a bit repetitive.

Have I ever interacted with PewDiePie? PewDiePie watched my channel and you could tell. It was in his video about Tfue. At one point in the video, you could see on his video recommended list, on his watched videos list, he watched my sex doll video. And you could see like the red bar at the bottom, which meant that

he clicked on it and he watched a bit of it. And then when I met Elvis the Alien, Elvis said when he met PewDiePie, they talked about my channel, and he said PewDiePie said something like, it's crazy how I'm destroying my relationships for content or something.

So yeah, it's pretty interesting.

And then PewDiePie reuploaded his Tfue video, and he— I don't know if he— he had his watched videos pixelated, but I think the editing got messed up, and for like a split second, the pixelation wasn't there, and you could see what he watched. And my video was on the list. Why sex dolls are better than women or

something.

But he wouldn't give me a shout-out. I don't think PewDiePie does shout-outs anymore. See, remember he was doing them and then he got accused of being a Nazi because apparently one of the channels he shouted out was run by a Nazi or something.

So he would probably just want to avoid—

people would say that he's supporting sexpats if he shouted me out, or cheating or something.

Can I react to the hot tub streamers?

Hmm, I don't know. I don't like showing other people's content.

The hot tub streams are so boring. I don't know how 10,000 people watch it. Yeah, the girls are quite attractive, but they're not doing anything. They're just sitting there. If I want to see an attractive girl, I want to see her do sexual stuff, you know, like playing with herself, not just sitting there talking.

I don't really know what I would do in London. I guess I'd go to the Buckingham— Buckingham Palace and just take a picture. There's nowhere in London I really want to go.

I wouldn't mind staying in the Shard Hotel. That looks quite nice.

Yeah, I'd probably just stay in the room all the time and go to the supermarket.

Maybe Chinatown. I used to like going to Chinatown, but now I feel sad because the last time I went there was with my dad and my family. We would always go to Chinatown and then we'd go to the Chinese supermarket and buy stuff. And then we'd go to a Chinese restaurant. Used to be quite nice going on

family trips,

going to restaurants together.

I used to love going to Chinese restaurants with everyone,

and then they had the spinning thing in the table. Childhood was nice. Wasn't childhood just so wholesome and fulfilling compared to adult life? Adult life is just like non-stop loneliness and trying to find a partner and then getting dumped and then back to loneliness again.

I miss a lot of things from childhood.

Apart from that, I don't know what else London has that I would go to.

I don't really know what I want to do in Japan either. Apart from you know what. I don't really want to go to Japan to be able to do all these like touristy things. What, what do people usually go to Japan for? For the food. Obviously I'm gonna eat food. It's a no-brainer.

What's in my mini fridge? Nothing. I got my beers, but I haven't opened it yet.

Look,

so it means the beers are going to be warm. But if I take them out and put them in the fridge, then I, I won't have the unboxing.

And I've got these,

some treats.

So I've got some presents to open, so it's like a proper birthday party.

The problem is I've already been everywhere in Japan. I've been to the main, the main touristy places. And I've already done everything that most people want to do. I don't really want to go to karaoke again.

I want to go to Fukuoka City. I've been there once, but I haven't stayed there. Maybe it's a nice city to live in because I can't— I don't know, Tokyo also seems interesting. Maybe Venus wants to meet. If Venus Angelic would meet up, then I might go to Tokyo.

But if she's gonna be weird, then I'm not sure. And she probably doesn't want drama, so maybe she wouldn't want to meet. She still wanted to meet last time I messaged her, which was— I think I messaged her last year, end of last year.

Yeah, then she messaged me some weird copy-paste paragraph about stocks, and I didn't reply to her. I thought she was hacked or something. I thought maybe that's not actually her and it was like a fake account. I think it is her. It must have been because she messaged me on Instagram and it was definitely her, and then

we exchanged Line IDs.

But I got a bit paranoid it might not be her.

Do I think I can get a hot girlfriend when COVID subsides?

I don't know, probably not.

Yeah, apart from Venus, I don't have any reason to go to Tokyo. If I met TkyoSam again, he would just keep filming me and then showing— making my skin look really bad. It was quite funny when TkyoSam livestreamed when we were in that bar and I was chatting to that Japanese woman and smoking, and then Sam was

just like streaming. The whole thing. Don't know if you saw it.

I don't know if I want to show it. I stupidly showed the Ice Poseidon meetup video and I forgot that you're not allowed to show or feature banned Twitch streamers on Twitch because then you can also get banned. That was a bit of a dumb thing to do.

I just get so excited about the idea because I haven't seen it. I haven't seen, um, me and Chihiro meeting Ice from Gary's perspective. I've only seen it from my perspective, from my camera angle. I completely forgot Gary was streaming and you could see me on his stream. That was pretty funny. Seeing yourself from a different angle.

You've been streaming for a month, already banned. Yes, weird, because I've streamed on Twitch before. I've streamed on Twitch 2018 for a few months and in 2019 a few months, and it's never happened before.

I didn't really think the N-word was such a big problem.

It's not like I was telling people to spam it.

Have to be careful. There's so many ways people can screw you now.

That's why IRL streaming is dead. Because the viewers have way too much power. That's why Ice Poseidon doesn't do that kind of streaming anymore. You give too much power to the viewers and they end up wrecking it. They prank call the restaurants, they stream snipe, they SWAT, they start doing the text-to-speech abuse.

That's why no one does anything fun anymore,

because you just get banned. You can get banned off platforms. So easily these days,

even if it's not something you've done.

Aren't there other words you can get banned for on Twitch?

I remember Kavos made a Twitch account for fun to see how quickly he would get banned for saying some word.

Wasn't it the I word? Now you can't even say anything. You have to say the I word that ends in L.

Maybe there's a list.

List of words you can't say on Twitch.

Twitch changed blind tag to first playthrough.

I bet they don't even— I bet they changed the word blacklist as well to like blocked list.

Twitch suspension or worse, a Twitch ban, it's important to learn the dos and don'ts of the streaming platform and what words, topics, and stuff are going to get you hit by a ban. Incredibly important for brand— physical characteristics. Wait, wait, wait, but what if this guy says the words that are banned and then I get banned because

he's saying it?

I'm getting confused. To make is that these rules apply to your stream, not what you are saying and doing on stream. This means that if you're in current— yeah, I'm scared to play the video now because what if he says these are the bans, these are the words that are banned on Twitch, blah blah blah blah blah,

and then he says them all and then I get banned because you can hear it on the stream.

Did you unban the guy you banned the other night? He seemed sorry. How do you know he's sorry? Which guy? The Stokaz guy. But he said everything was my fault.

He was saying everything's going wrong because of me.

Why didn't he message me if he wants to get unbanned?

Didn't Onision also get banned on Twitch? It's weird, all these controversial people get banned on Twitch, but they're all on YouTube and YouTube's completely okay with it. YouTube hasn't banned Onision. Dr Disrespect, Ice Poseidon, AnythingForViews all went to YouTube and didn't get banned. Why is Twitch so Twitchy?

Why did Dr Disrespect get banned?

I don't think people know.

Someone said your OnlyFans got banned. No, my OnlyFans is not banned.

Oh, I got 2 new subs on my OnlyFans. $20.

Should make some new OnlyFans content. If I go to a hotel, I don't know if my, my fans on OnlyFans are into feminine stuff, or maybe they're not since they're probably gay. Can I say gay? Is the word gay offensive yet?

Are they— is the word homo offensive? Everything's bloody offensive now, isn't it?

You're trying to describe people and then the words originally used to describe them are now offensive. Like, N-I-G-E-R-O-I-D-S, that's offensive. J-A-P-S. If I just spell it out, then— would I get banned for spelling it out?

When am I booking into a hotel?

Um, still can't book hotels until

the middle of May. Depends how the atmosphere is at home. If I feel really stressed out, then I'd probably just pack my bags and go. But if I feel like things aren't too bad at home, then I won't be in a massive rush. But I'm still planning to go anyway

if I, if I can get some arrangements arranged.

What offends you? I bet you get offended by some words.

Um, let me think.

I guess I don't like the C-word that ends in K, rhymes with pink. I also really don't like being called Chinese

because I'm not Chinese. You can say I'm Asian even though I'm not. I'm half Asian, but Yeah, I guess it's not too bad if you just want to describe me as Asian, but I'm not Chinese. Don't call me Chinese. If you call me Chinese, it's like you're saying I'm not English.

I wasn't born in China, I never grew up in China, I don't know Chinese, I don't have any Chinese culture influence in my life. There's nothing about me that's Chinese apart from one of my parents.

I don't identify as a Chinese. I don't even like the Chinese government. I don't agree with the CCP or anything they do. I feel like everything the CCP does is just wrong. It's like they deliberately choose the wrong side to take every time. It's like they want to be the bad guys.

They're against all of the things that I'm for.

Don't like them. I don't want to be called— I don't want to be told that I'm Chinese when I'm not.

If one of your parents is Chinese, then you are too. Well, then if one of my parents is English, then it means I'm English too.

If we're talking nationality,

then I don't know if it's English or British and what's the difference.

But when it comes to ethnicity, yeah, I'm half Asian, not white.

Hmm, I just feel very weird when people just, just decide for themselves that I'm trans. It's like me deciding for you that you are a woman just because you look a bit feminine. What if you look kind of manly? And then I just refuse to accept that you're actually a woman. Wouldn't you be upset if I just

rejected your actual gender because you don't look like a woman?

Yeah, exactly. I win, you lose.

I don't know why Twitch wouldn't like me. I'm very in line with Twitch's ideologies. I'm very pro everything apart from CCP.

I'm not against people doing what they want to do, and I'm not racist.

29 messages were deleted by moderator. Jeez, the moderator is busy. What are these messages that are getting deleted?

Maybe it means during the whole stream.

Daniel1347, please refrain from spamming symbols. What were you spamming? I don't know what's being spammed to trigger it.

Have you turned off TTS? No, I haven't.

But I increased the minimum donation.

TTS is $3. I thought I wrote that down somewhere.

Yeah, the Streamlabs is sending it out into the chat. It says text-to-speech, $3.

I'm sick of text-to-speech. It just causes me problems.

Is it really that important? I kind of like it because it's cool having a robot voice talking to me, but it's just risky.

People find different ways to get the N-word past it.

Would I call myself an emo? No, I don't think I have any kind of fashion. I just wear my jumper.

Not a goth, not emo, not all the other ones.

You like emo music? Not really anymore. I used to, but I haven't listened to metal in a year. What music do I listen to? I don't listen to any music, actually.

I listen to Monkey Island. Do you want to hear?

If I do listen to music, I listen

to

this.

This is my favorite track.

Wait, this is the best bit. Shush. Here, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming,

it's coming. Wait, now, now.

Oh, this gives me goosebumps.

It gives me tingles.

What

else? Yeah.

Soundtrack from Monkey Island 2. That's the only music I listen to.

Never knew you liked Monkey Island. Yeah, that's one of my favorite games from my childhood.

I played the first one, second one, third one. I like the music from the second one most.

Do do do do do do do do.

It's my childhood. I don't like metal now because it's too—

I don't know, I want more relaxing music these days, or some kind of ASMR coffee shop jazz is nicer. His style is Uniqlo. Yeah, I like plain clothing without any logos or pictures on it. Just plain, simple, simple pattern. I hate those styles where it's like a black hoodie and then you've got all this green and red

graffiti kind of art on it. It's just too— it's too much.

I like simple stuff.

Why did you get banned? Someone was being racist.

He kept spamming the n-word in text-to-speech and I didn't catch it. There's one time I didn't catch it. All the other times I was saying, stop doing that, and I was muting the donation. And then one time when somehow it bugged and I didn't hear it

and it, it slipped through, and then it was just saying n-word, n-word, n-word. And it seems like I'm not moderating it, and then bloody Twitch banned me for a day.

Oh, thank you, Sambinja,

very kind.

I'm not sure how to do the text-to-speech now.

The person who sent it reported you when it did. Yeah, I bet it was him that reported me. And do you know when I got the email from Twitch saying that I was suspended?

10 minutes after I went to bed is when I got the message. I went to bed at about 4. And I said, I'm going to bed now everyone, good night. And then about 10 minutes later, I got the message from Twitch saying, your account has been suspended. Like he was waiting for me to go to sleep before

reporting it. Dickhead.

Why do people waste money? He, he gave me maybe $100 in donations just so he could report me.

Some people are really weird. I don't understand how their brains work.

But I bet the subreddit people would happily pay $1,000 to get me banned. They would, wouldn't they? If they had a button they could press, pay $1,000 to get Daniel banned, they would so pay it.

Yeah, well, now I just have to moderate more. It's not gonna happen again.

I feel sorry for you having malevolent viewers. Yeah, but

Really, it's just a few people.

Mila complained all the time saying she didn't like my viewers and I don't attract the right people, when I think most people who watch me are pretty normal, or they're at least nice people. It's just maybe a handful, maybe 5 or 10, who are just very, very toxic, and then maybe 1 or 2 who are actually willing

to spend money to annoy me.

I felt kind of sad that Mira was so against my audience.

It kind of made me start to hate my audience too, because I felt like I was losing her because of the audience. And I had to start banning people who were just being really horrible.

But I don't feel like my audience is that toxic compared to people like Ice Poseidon,

but there's just a few very dedicated toxic ones that make it seem like There's a lot of toxic people. Your audience doxxes you constantly. You say audience, but it really is just like 5 people out of thousands.

I'd probably say it's maybe 10, not even 20 people who are doing this stuff. I really, really doubt it's hundreds of people doxxing me and reporting me and trying to get me banned. I'm not that famous, you know. So maybe if it was Keemstar or JayStation or like a big YouTuber, maybe yeah, they would have thousands of

people trying to dox them and harass them. But I'm a pretty small YouTuber with a pretty small audience, and to think that there's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, that's just kind of unlikely. I reckon it's maybe a couple dozen at most, or probably just one or two very dedicated people,

but it seems like there's a lot of them. I don't know why, maybe because it— I don't know actually.

It's usually the same people

doing this stuff.

Okay, I'm gonna make coffee. What else should I get? Would you like some snacks?

I watched Andy Milonakis and he was— what he was talking about Harold Boulder. He said a few things that surprised me. Andy said he doesn't like Harold Boulder. He says Harold Boulder comes across as really arrogant and he has no charm.

I was kind of shocked because I, I kind of like Harold and I think He's quite nice and he comes across quite charming, actually. I was a bit surprised he said that. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe Harold does come across as arrogant and non-charming. He says Bold and Bankrupt is charming, but also has like a dickish side.

I thought Harold was— seemed like he was quite a nice guy.

I've watched a lot of Harold Boulder, and I never really got the impression that he was arrogant. He makes kind of cringey dad jokes a lot. Maybe that's the arrogance that he was talking about, but I see it as like cringe dad jokes kind of humor.

Who would I say is arrogant? I don't know,

probably people like Jake Paul, Keemstar.

Uh, Harold Boulder doesn't come to mind when I think of arrogant.

What does arrogant mean, actually? Wait, do I know what arrogant means?

Yeah, I know what arrogant means. Shut up. Well, isn't Andy also arrogant when cars are honking and then he's telling them to shut the fuck up when he's walking around? But that's funny.

I think Harold's videos in Africa are a bit boring recently.

He's always wearing the local clothing, it seems a bit weird, you know, like cultural appropriation. It seems— I don't know if it seems racist, like he's mocking the different cultures by wearing the stuff. You can't really say it's racist because it seems like, oh, they're just having fun and they're experiencing the culture. But Harold— I mean, Bold

and Bankrupt does it too. He'd go to India and he'd wear the turban. It, it just seems kind of weird, like they're mocking it in some way.

But Andy says he's trying to get into Japan as well, but he said Japan's a no-go, can't get a visa. So he's trying Taiwan, but he's not getting any luck. And then he says he'll go to Korea. If he can't get into Taiwan, be interesting to see what happens if he tries going to Korea. If Andy can

get into Korea, then maybe I can too.

Then that would be a possibility. I wouldn't mind going back to Korea. Quite liked Korea. I can meet that guy again. What was his name? Eugene.

I don't know if he watches anymore. He Probably doesn't.

Eugene was nice, wasn't he? He took me out for dinner.

For barbecue.

I thought you said you didn't like Korea. It's okay, I have to choose a better place to stay next time. The place I stayed in last time was horrible.

But it's cheap,

and I don't know, food was a bit difficult. I had troubles getting food because they don't just have normal shopping supermarkets like Japan. They have— all the supermarkets are really expensive.

So if you want to get some meat, like some pork belly to fry up at home, or just some steaks, it was like $20 or $15, where in Japan you could get the same thing for about $5. It's like ¥500 or ¥600, you'd get a packet— a package of pork that you could fry up. You want the

same thing in Korea, you have to spend like $15.

20, or else you have to go to like a proper Korean cheap market, but then you have to talk to people.

So I found it a bit tricky

to get food at a good price.

I ended up just eating McDonald's and KFC every day. Do they have Uber Eats in Korea? Oh, but the annoying thing about Korea is if you want to use any of these online services, you need a Korean phone number and a Korean citizen number or whatever. You can't just log in and then order stuff. How am I

going to get a Korean number? I don't want to sign up for a Korean phone.

And I was too scared to go into the restaurants. You know, I stood outside one of these Korean chicken shops for like half an hour thinking about going in, and then I ended up not going in because I was too scared. I didn't know what to say. Say, you walk in there and then what? Can I have

some chicken? And my eyes are really bad, so I can't see the menu that's up behind the counter, so I'm standing like this. Can't even read it.

The anxiety. If I had no anxiety, I'd just walk in and get some tasty chicken.

But I was too scared. Oh,

thank you, kitten.

Do I agree? Yes, why not? Maybe that's why I'm so skinny, because I'm too scared to go into the places where they sell good food.

Otherwise I'll just get some nice Korean food.

Japan's easy because the supermarkets are really cheap and they've got everything you want. There's convenience stores everywhere. Korea has convenience stores as well, but the food in Korean convenience stores is rubbish. The bento boxes in Korean convenience stores are disgusting, horrible.

And it was so difficult for me ordering fried chicken in Japan. I had to be really hungry, I had to really want it to bother saying,

uh, could I also have some chicken?

So nerve-wracking.

I need Chihiro to order for me. I'd always say, Chihiro, can you get me some chicken? Chihiro was good because she just did everything for me. We would go to book a hotel and then she would do all the talking. We'd go to yakiniku, she would do all the talking. I would just walk behind her and I

wouldn't say anything. It was so nice.

I hate being the guy who has to open the door and go in first. And then do all the talking. I had to do that when I was with Mila. But in the beginning, I wanted to do it because I wanted to impress her. I wanted her to like me, so I was willing to do it. But

then as time went on, I got fed up and I stopped putting effort into taking the lead.

I'm just dreaming of the day when everything's automated. Thanks to COVID, the world has become more

friendly towards people like me. It has become more automated.

I just want a restaurant where you go in No one shouts at you. You just find your own seat and you've got a touchscreen menu and you order and they bring the food. That is heaven. And they have loads of those in Japan where they've got like an iPad at the table and you just tap, tap, tap.

That is my dream, that one day everywhere will be like that.

Then I can go on dates without looking like A massive idiot. I can't say the R word, can I? R-E-T-A-R-D. What about spastic? Rhymes with elastic. That's my favorite word, elastic, that starts with a spa.

Oh yeah, I was gonna make coffee.

I really want to eat my beef jerky and beer.

A bit scared to go downstairs. I might just make my coffee in my room.

Now it's really awkward because I haven't talked to my family in a couple days. I've just been ignoring them and avoiding them the whole time.

Why? I don't know, because my mum doesn't say anything unless it's to nag me. Today I went down to make lunch and the only thing she said was she started nagging me about the ham, because when I have ham I just put it back in the fridge without putting it in a container or anything. I open it

and then I just close the flap back over and it's fine. The next day it's completely the same, but she keeps nagging me about it, saying, if you don't wrap the ham, it's gonna get dry. Go put it in a container. I'm gonna eat it the next day. It's not gonna go dry in a day. The ham

underneath is still going to be moist. The ham on the top might get a bit dry, but I'm going to have it the next day anyway, so who cares? And you're not even eating it anyway. I'm the one eating it.

I hate being nagged about what I put in the fridge. Chihiro did the same when I used an onion. I didn't wrap it, and then she'd say, you have to wrap the onion, otherwise it's going to dry out. Who cares if it dries out? I'm gonna put it in my mouth and chew it. My mouth is full

of saliva.

It doesn't make any difference. It doesn't matter.

People whinging about the stupidest things, like, oh no, It's gonna be a little bit dry.

I can't even make a sandwich.

I don't know why people have OCD over weird things when it comes to food.

Like, they want you to wrap it and they want you to close it, and they start moaning if you open a new one if there's already one that hasn't been finished yet.

It's just really dumb stuff to moan about.

I'm going to eat a sandwich tomorrow using the ham, and yeah, it might be a little bit dry, but I really don't care because I'm going to chew it all up into a mushy paste and then swallow it in 10 seconds.

I just shove it all in my mouth and swallow it. I don't really care too much about the texture or the quality. It's just lunch. I'm not making lunch for Gordon Ramsay.

I don't nag anyone about anything. Why do people constantly nag me about stuff? I don't remember ever nagging anyone about anything.

Name one time I nagged someone about something.

Yeah, exactly.

Because I don't care. I'm too busy with my own things to worry about how other people do stuff.

You nagged your wife to stop putting the tissue cover— oh, how do you people remember everything? That was ages ago.

Why would you put a tissue cover on a tissue box? It looks stupid and ugly and it gets in the way. And then every time the tissues ran out, I had to put the tissue— take the tissue box out the tissue box cover and then put the new tissue box in the tissue box cover.

So unnecessary. Why would you care about decorating your tissue box?

The tissue box already has like flower artwork on it,

so you don't need to put like a fabric of flowers on it. Why do women like flowers so much anyway?

Have to have flowers on everything, don't they?

I just— I don't like flower designs, floral designs. It just screams granny when I think about it. You know, like, my grandmother liked flowers and flowery dresses.

How often do I plan to stream on YouTube?

I'm planning maybe one stream a week on YouTube, and then maybe almost every day stream on Twitch, or almost every other day.

I might just give up making videos because they're just not doing well.

It's like no matter what topic I choose to talk about, it does badly. And so I'm at this point where there's no difference in views between streams and videos. So why don't I just do streams and not bother anymore about videos? Because it's not going to go viral, is it?

So I'll probably just do more streaming on YouTube since it makes more money as well.

Transition to a full-on streamer. Yeah, I guess so. Take the Ice Poseidon route. It's just too difficult to get views now.

I'll make topic videos on my second channel, Chef Daniel, because there's less pressure to get views.

So if you want like topic stuff, I'm gonna still do it on Chef Daniel.

I just don't have any ideas for proper videos anymore. I used to, you know, I used to take myself seriously as a YouTuber, making proper videos that were well made and well thought out, had like a story to tell that I was proud to make and show everyone. But now, I

don't know, my quality, standards of quality just went down the toilet, and now it's like people don't even care anymore, even if I put loads of effort into it.

It's all about the topic. I could have a topic that's interesting, but it's just a picture of me smiling, and then I could make— I could spend time making a video properly And then it won't get views because the topic's not appealing.

But I don't know what topics people want to know about. It seems like all they care about is the marriage stuff and divorce, and then obviously girlfriends. If I get a new girlfriend, everyone will be like, wow, Daniel got a new girlfriend.

It's like the only 2 things that I could use to get views.

Maybe fake job stuff could still get views, but I've already done that before. I don't know if it'd work again.

Am I still investing? Yes.

Let me check. Today was good, everything was green, but yesterday was bad, it all crashed. Maybe tomorrow it's going to crash again. It's like crash, green, crash, green, crash, green, crash, green.

I wonder if I would have more viewers still left if I was still with Chihiro and we just did like Rachel and Jun style mundane stuff. I think I would still have more viewers than I have now.

I need like a girlfriend. We could do girlfriend stuff together.

Like making food together, picnic with my girlfriend in the park, camping in a tent with my girlfriend. I need someone like that to do stuff with.

It's kind of boring if I just did it by myself.

It's difficult finding someone like that. Most people don't want to be on camera.

Get a bike, film as you ride. I was thinking about riding to Sutton Valence. That's where I used to live. And livestreaming it, showing you my childhood home where my dad and my grandmother used to live.

Take you to Chris Broad's house, stand outside of it. No, I don't even know where he lives.

I wouldn't mind getting an electric bike, and— but then I need a license, don't I? If I film myself riding it, The idiots are gonna report me to the police, aren't they?

I can't do anything.

I would love to get an electric bicycle and just ride it around the countryside.

Yeah, I, I Googled it and it says you do need a driver's license to ride— to use the electric motor on public roads. Some woman got arrested because the police saw her speeding up a hill without pedaling.

It's silly. You don't need a license to ride a bicycle, but you need one if it's motorized.

Why do I have to pay your mum rent? Yeah, because you still have to pay for food and for bills.

But I'm not paying anything because I don't want to. I

don't feel welcomed.

Okay. They turned the lights off, which means they went to bed, so I can go downstairs.

10 PM is when the fun begins,

so I'll be up until like 4 AM where I have free rein of the house. King Daniel has emerged.

Be right back.

I'm back. I got some coffee—

coffee— and I got an apple and a Twix and a small banana.

Kofi.

Okay, first I have my apple.

Maybe I use my knife. No, I just bite it.

Wow, apple is

so juicy.

Oh, I think I banned the word Lord ages ago when I was scared that people would find out my real name. I banned my address and I banned Maidstone and Harrietsham. That was back in 2017 when I was still scared people might find where I live.

Is Sabrina asleep? Yes, she is.

This apple is really good.

It's sweet, but it's also a bit tangy.

And it's really crisp. I hate it when apples are mushy.

Is Pia on my Discord? No, she said she was leaving it because it's causing problems.

And she told me to stop talking about her.

Can I make content with Sabrina? I asked her if I could drive her car. She said okay.

Do

you like the ASMR?

Can't believe Zach Choi has 2 billion views for doing this. Do you know how much money 2 billion views is, it's multi-millions of dollars.

You see any channel that has over a billion views, they've made millions, multiple millions at least.

Mila used to eat the whole apple.

She would eat the whole thing, the whole core as well. Disgusting.

That's how much I eat. I don't like going too deep because when you get to the core, it's disgusting. It's all hard and weird.

I wonder if Mila watches your streams. Do you think she does? I don't think so.

Do you think she heard all the bad stuff I said?

I think she did. I'm sorry.

Look how small this banana is. I can fit the whole thing in my mouth. Is that illegal on Twitch? I can't do sexual things like eat a banana?

It's just a banana.

Is Pia a prostitute? Not that I know of.

I thought about buying a big tent. They have pretty nice big tents on Amazon. It's like a round shape. You can fit a bed in it.

But I'm just wondering about things like electricity, water. Where am I going to get water from? How am I going to power my devices? Where am I going to go to the toilet?

And then if it's really windy, that would be horrible.

Oh, guess what? The ducks laid eggs in the garden and the female duck is sitting on them. There's going to be baby ducks in the garden. That's gonna be cute.

I can get solar panel— oh, that's a good idea! What if I get solar panel battery banks

and just have 20 of them outside charging?

But solar panels are expensive, aren't they?

Oh, I've got hiccups now.

No, you can get these really big solar panels, um, for £100, £110, £140, 100-watt. I don't know how— I don't know if that's a lot, and they're designed for campervans and caravans.

Imagine I just make my own grid of solar panels.

Look at this, £260.

It's a 100-watt portable solar panel.

What does 100 watts mean? Is that a lot?

I could buy 10 of them.

Look, it powers USB devices.

Ah, it's too much work.

Be simpler to just

get along with my family.

I guess it would be a challenge. It would be challenging and interesting, but I feel like it would end up taking— costing a lot of money, and then it won't really be very efficient.

So I'd get those solar panels But then how do I get water?

I'd have to buy water, wouldn't I? It's too difficult. You really need a house, don't you?

The most difficult thing isn't the actual building of the house, you know, I could just get a wooden shed and insulate it and put a mattress. The hard bit is having water. Hot water, electricity. How'd you get that?

If I bought a piece of land, how do I get connected? You need to connect to the grid, don't you? And then they start charging you for water and electricity.

And what about rain? What if I collect rainwater and boiled it?

As it makes you wonder, doesn't it? You know, as animals, we're so dependent on having a home to live in. Animals just live outside. They just live in a tree. They can go anywhere because there's trees everywhere, and there's always food everywhere. There's just insects. They eat the insects, and they'll just drink out of a puddle. Us

humans, we need a bloody house. We need internet. We need electricity. We need water. We need heating. We need this, and we need that.

Rabbits live in a hole in the ground.

I thought about renting a place in London. You can get quite a spacious apartment for about £800, £900 a month. But then you have to pay for a contract, and then it seems like a pain to set it up.

And then What else do I need to worry about? What if travel reopens in summer? I don't really want to be tied down to a long contract in London,

so I might as well just spend a bit extra to live in a hotel and have the luxury of not having to clean and just being able to leave whenever.

Or I could live near the airport. Airport area is quite cheap, but it's so depressing. Who wants to live near an airport?

Everywhere's depressing in England apart from my home.

I found some decent places in London, about £2,000 a month. There's some for £1,500 a month. I think I could afford it,

but I might have to— I'm not sure. I really want a laptop to stream from and play Rainbow Six.

Yeah, I won't book a whole month. I'd book 2 weeks to see if it's nice or not, and then if it's bad, I can easily go to a different place.

Also, it gives me variety. I don't like being in the same place for too long. 2 weeks sounds good enough,

and then if I like it, I could stay longer.

So annoying. Yeah, I had a laptop

last year and I left it in Japan because I was going— I was planning to travel the world and I didn't want to carry a laptop around.

I really wish I kept it. That would have saved me some money. Could have saved me £1,000.

But I probably don't have to buy an expensive one. My current computer that I'm using now, it's a GTX 1060 with a Core i5 CPU. It works fine, doesn't it? Look, I'm streaming.

This is fine, and it plays Rainbow Six fine. It doesn't play Red Dead Redemption fine. Red Dead Redemption is very choppy, but I'm not really into open-world games anyway.

Just want to play Rainbow Six, so I could probably get a cheap £600 or £700 laptop with the same specs, GTX 1060. I bought my 1060

about 5 years ago when it was one of— it used to be one of the most powerful, most popular graphics cards when I got it. It was my first time spending so much on a graphics card. It was like £500.

So I've been using it for a very long time.

I don't think having an RTX 3000 is going to improve my Rainbow Six experience by much. I don't really need it improved, it's fine as it is.

What rank am I? I am— I don't even have a rank. I play casual.

I played one game of ranked and I died, so I've got a kill— kill-death ratio of 0.1.

And every time I play casual, someone always looks up my profile and finds out. They say, haha, you're level 270 and you've got a kill-death ratio of 0.1.

When was the last time you had a shower? I haven't had a shower in 2 weeks.

I had a bath 2 days ago. I'll have another one tomorrow. But I got this antifungal, antifungal cream for my penis.

It's really good. So, you know, I kind of have a problem with cheese. If I don't wash every day, it gets a bit cheesy in the foreskin area,

and after 2 days without washing it, it smells like rotten eggs. I'm not making this up, it really smells like eggs. So I got this cream and I put it on and there's no smell. At all. I can't believe it.

Sometimes it smells so bad just when I'm jerking off, I can smell it wafting up. But now with this— this is tea tree oil, eucalyptus oil, lavender oil, and it's an antifungal cream. I put this on yesterday and It's been a whole day and there's still no smell. Let me smell it.

Wait, maybe I should hide the camera.

There's no smell. There's literally no smell.

Nothing. It's unbelievable.

Usually even after half a day there's some cheesiness, but this cream— wow. It just kind of shows you that smegma is some kind of fungi, isn't it? Otherwise this antifungal cream wouldn't have so much of an effect. It's because smegma is actually some kind of fungi.

There's no smell. I would happily lick my finger.

Let me Google it. Like, what is the scientific term for the bacteria or whatever?

Is smegma a A fungi.

Urgh. Substance made up of oil and dead skin cells.

Maybe it was me giving Chihiro the yeast infection. I thought it was her giving it to me, but I do have quite cheesy smell. But that cream— this cream is great. It just looks weird. You look at it,

it's like yellow custard. You have to Rub it in your fingers to like creamify it.

But I never gave other girls yeast infections. When I was with Mila, she never had any problems.

It's not really a problem. It's not itchy or anything. It just smells.

If I don't wash.

So instead of having a bath every day, I just put this cream on,

and there's like a— there's like a burning, tingling sensation when you put the cream on.

It's like a— like a toothpaste sensation. It feels nice.

Put some on your bum. Wow, I, I might actually do that. That's a good idea. Should I do it now?

Read the ingredients. It's hard to see.

Oh, I'll use my light.

It's got macadamia nut oil, canola oil, olive oil, ceto stearyl alcohol. Oh, that's why it burns, it's got alcohol in it. Vegetable base, tea tree oil, eucalyptus Australian oil, beeswax— that's why it's so waxy— tocopherol acetate, vitamin E, lavender oil, rose

geranium oil, vitamin C.

Hmm, maybe I can put it on my, my pimples.

Maybe it would work.

Australian oil.

Because I've got this red patch here, it won't go away.

And there's nothing there. There's no pimples there, but it's just red all the time.

Do you think it would help?

Okay, I'll try.

I just don't like the jelliness. It's like jelly. The consistency is very weird.

Oh, it's gonna make my face yellow.

You're already yellow. No, I'm white. My skin is of white complexion, not Like an Asian. I'm only half Asian.

My skin is not like a yellowish color. See?

What should we do? I don't know what to do now.

I'm really tempted to have a beer, but I was supposed to be saving it for tomorrow. Oh, whatever.

Supposed to be for the birthday stream.

I can just take one.

Look,

beer gift box.

So it's got 5 cans of random craft beer. Don't know if it's gonna be any good.

Oh, whoa, look at this! That's fancy. It's got a glass in it as well.

It's also got some snacks.

Pita chips, rosemary and thyme.

That's really nice.

Isn't it a cute box?

It's got a glass as well. I didn't know it'd have a glass.

Which one should I have?

Hemisphere Session.

Solitaire Zip Wire.

Club Tropica.

Lucas.

Freedom Lager.

Do you want some Freedom Lager?

Okay, I'll save the rest for tomorrow,

for my birthday. Day stream.

Look at this can, it's black

just like your

mama.

I made a joke.

Listen, ASMR.

This cup is nice. Look at this, it's like a proper beer glass.

Cheers, welcome back to Twitch. And then I get banned again for drinking alcohol. You can drink alcohol, I saw Andy do it. If Andy can do it.

Happy birthday to me.

Just tastes like beer. Thought it'd be special, like a weird interesting taste.

Freedom Lager. Never heard of it before. Light, crisp, and British like me.

It

says your birthday is in March. Yes, it is, but I'm gonna do a birthday stream on YouTube because I do it every year, or I try to, but I couldn't do it last month because bloody Tim

Tim— fuck— Scrowfield

denied me my birthday tradition. I've got one more day until my strike is gone.

I just thought we'd do the birthday stream rehearsal on Twitch. I've still got my other present to unbox.

But I couldn't resist. This is a really nice gift. I'd recommend— I'd be very happy if I was a dad and my kids got me this. It's got nice packaging

and you get a free glass. Look at that.

I think I'll save the snack for tomorrow. And I've got some beef treats as well. Maybe I'll order something else.

Can I order something now for tomorrow? For some extra gifts?

I don't really want anything. It's hard to find stuff to buy.

You know who got me into beer? It was the Korean lady. I used to hate beer. I used to think, oh, people who drink beer are such losers, like my friends or my ex-friends at school. I was really against beer and alcohol. Until I started dating that Korean MILF, and she loved beer, and she got me into

drinking it. So it kind of became like our thing to start drinking beer. We go to supermarket, we go to the beer section, and we try out different Korean beers and European beers. We'd have it for dinner. I mean, with dinner.

And then I started drinking beer with Japanese people in the guest house.

I remember I was really against beer when I was a teenager, but then my dad would have a beer, and then sometimes I would ask him if I could have some. Just to try it. And I tried it and it was really nice. And I was like, damn, I don't think I can hate on beer anymore.

But my dad never treated me like an adult, you know? He never said, would you like a beer too, Daniel? It was always like he would have his beer and then he just thought that I would want Ribena or juice or something.

I thought it'd be cool if,

I don't know, me and my dad could have done— had like an adult relationship. I always felt like the relationship between me and my dad was always adult and kid.

It kind of sucks. I feel like maybe you guys don't see it, but I kind of feel like I've started to become an adult because I always saw myself as a kid when my dad was alive.

But now I'm doing things like I'm investing in stocks and I'm drinking alcohol

and I'm having sex and, you know, adult stuff. I just thought it would have been cool if me and my dad could have like an adult and adult relationship. I changed a lot between the time that I left to go to meet Tomoko. That was when I was 27. From that version of Daniel to post-marriage Daniel, there's

quite a big difference. I feel like I did change a lot.

So I went from 2017 weeb nerdy Daniel to 2018 famous YouTuber married man Daniel, and that all happened away from my family, so they didn't really see it. They didn't really see the transition happening in front of their eyes. I was all the way in Japan. I was like out of the picture whilst this transition was happening.

I don't even know if they notice it, to be honest.

But now I've gone from single loser nerdy guy to famous YouTuber to now failed YouTuber with— who doesn't make much money, and this depressed

married man in Japan.

To a single 32-year-old living in his childhood bedroom.

How sad.

When people do things for you, it's hard to think you're an adult. They don't do anything for me. What are you talking about? I do everything myself.

The only reason I don't do things is because they've already done it. If they didn't do it, or no one else was here to do it, obviously I would do it. If no one was here to do my laundry, then I'd do it myself.

They took care of your dad's funeral plans. Yeah, well, I wouldn't even bother with it, to be honest. I think funerals are a scam.

Funerals are a bloody scam. Charge you like £6,000 just for some fancy ceremony and a party and giving you a fancy box. I don't need that.

I guess people feel pressured into arranging a funeral, otherwise everyone else is going to think, oh, poor, poor so-and-so, he didn't even get a funeral. And then they'll blame the kids or the people who were supposed to be responsible for, for setting up the funeral. I don't want a funeral when I don't care. I'd be dead. I

wouldn't give a shit if you gave me a funeral or not. I wouldn't even know.

You could impale my corpse on a spike and hang it outside of London Bridge. I wouldn't care. Wait, I need to mute it.

Okay, I'm back.

I might need to go to the toilet. Okay, I need to go. The beer is giving me a bowel movement.

Oh,

it's getting a bit cold in here. Why?

See, good thing I got my own heater. The heating goes off at night and then I start freezing in my room.

You know what I'd like? Wouldn't it be great if there was a place you could go to drink and livestream? Ouch. And then you don't get disturbed by anyone. That'd be so cool.

The problem is if you go to a bar, it's going to be loud. How am I going to livestream and talk when there's music and people talking? So they should make like a silent bar.

I would love to do IRL streams if there were places where I could go that are safe and silent. But everywhere's noisy and people's everywhere.

What was I saying? Yeah, I wouldn't care if I had a funeral or not. In fact, I'd say I'd prefer it if you just saved the money and not have to worry about putting on a big funeral for me. I'd feel better.

If I knew that I wasn't being a big burden financially even after I died.

I'm already a burden financially when I'm alive.

I think my dad would be sad if he, if he could see how much money and all the work that went into the funeral stuff.

Well, not sad. I mean, maybe he'd feel a bit guilty, like he's causing people trouble. What happens if you don't pay for a funeral? Then the government just takes the body and dumps it somewhere.

It's not like you're forced to, to have a funeral, are you? If you just don't pay, they can't force you to pay for it. We had to go and pay to get the death certificate, and then you need the death certificate to prove that he's dead so you could close his bank accounts and stuff like that.

The funeral was just sad. It was so depressing that they, they made like a pamphlet, like a little booklet. I think my sister made it, and it had pictures and like little stories, and then the preacher woman, or the woman who talks, read it out, and then we went to church, and then there was a singing bit.

Oh my God, it just made it worse. I don't want to go to a funeral. I'm already sad enough.

And it's not like I'm gonna start crying in the funeral in front of everyone.

I just felt emotionally numb in the funeral because I didn't want to lose it in front of everyone, all these strangers I don't even know. Some of these people at the funeral, I didn't even know who they were.

I guess they knew my dad and that's why they're there. They're not there because they know me.

I feel like I'm making the funeral all about me when it's supposed to be about my dad. Maybe that's wrong.

I think you're supposed to go to show support to the people who want to be there. Ah, I just hated it.

And then after the service, people were coming up to me and saying, it was a beautiful service, Daniel. I don't know what to say. Yeah, it was quite nice.

I can't believe it's been 2 years since then. It feels like it was ages ago. 2 years.

2 years.

Did I speak to Victoria? No, I saw her. I saw her face. I don't know if she looked at me, but I quickly walked away. I was so embarrassed because

a year earlier I made that cringe video about how I had a crush on her, and then she blocked me and my family.

Apparently hundreds of people messaged her. I didn't think people would find her Instagram, but then I remembered I'm following her on Instagram.

Victoria was there because her dad was my dad's best friend.

My dad and her dad knew each other since the early days and they worked together. They met each other at work at the same company,

and it was actually the friend— friend's wife was friends with my mum— introduced my mum and my dad, something like that.

So Victoria and her sisters used to come over to my house all the time when they were kids, and we would play together ever since we were kids. They would come over, we'd play together, and then when I was about 14 or 15, I started to develop intimate feelings for Victoria. I don't know how it happened. It

just happened. Just one day they were over, and I looked at Victoria, and I felt these weird tingling sensations, and I felt nervous and awkward around her.

And then I couldn't stop thinking about her for about 2 years.

It was so, I don't know, suffocating.

Because they stopped coming around when I was about 15. And then I didn't see them again until about 5 years later before I went to Japan for the first time. By then it was too weird. I didn't even talk to her. We sat at the table eating and my parents just spoke.

Did you not go on a date? No, I made that up. I just copied that guy. You know that guy, Matthias Pillhead. I just copied his video and I added some of my own details. He commented saying, can you please stop stealing my videos? I told him to fuck off, back to Sweden. No, I just deleted his

comment. I'm not stealing your videos, idiot. I'm just copying your story and then twisting it a bit.

But yeah, me and Victoria had some nice childhood memories. She used to sit on my bed and we played PlayStation,

and then

we exchanged phone cases because we had the exact same phone. Can you believe that? We had the Nokia 7220 or something. It was like one of those Nokia phones with the keypads, with the removable cases. And I rummaged through her purse and I found her phone, and we had the exact same phone. And I said, can we

exchange cases? She said, we can exchange the backplates. So it was really cute, like a boyfriend-girlfriend thing,

having the backplates of each other's phones. And then we exchanged numbers and we used to text, and I tried phoning her, but I was too scared to talk.

That's the last time I saw her. The next time I was 20 and I was like this anime weeb and I had Sayaka, so I kind of lost interest in Victoria.

You make it sound like she's your cousin. Yeah, I guess it was kind of like that relationship.

We even, you know, genetically we're probably kind of similar. Half Asian, half Malaysian, half English.

But she was so pretty. She was like my ideal type.

And she blocked me. She didn't want to have anything to do with me even after my confession. I wonder if she even watched the video where I spilled my heart out.

Why did I take the video down? It was quite a nice video. I just said I had a crush on her and this and that. I didn't say anything weird, but she got angry because she didn't want her privacy exposed. She's one of those private people.

Poor. She watched the video and got creeped out. I thought it was a sweet video.

I did some weird things. One time I picked up the cat and I dropped it on her, and the cat freaked out and scratched her arm. And everyone was like, why did you do that, Daniel? Daniel, why did you do that? I thought it was like a funny thing to get her attention.

Now I feel really dumb about it.

Andy went live. He's streaming from his hotel room. I thought he went back home. He was doing desktop streams.

Did you see Andy's stream? At the end, this random woman creeps up behind him,

scares the shit out of him. He was in the middle of saying something like giving a life lesson, and then this woman just comes up next to him and he's like, oh, you scared the shit out of me.

And her face was like right next to his face and he quickly puts his mask on.

I would like it. She was not ugly,

but I think I'd be annoyed if I got scared.

Do an enemy tier list.

YouTubers I hate the most. Tim Schofield. Yeah, but I can't use that picture. I got a strike before for using Nobita's picture, remember? I wouldn't risk using a picture.

So the person I hate the most would definitely be Tim. Tim gave me a 3-month strike just for using a couple minutes of his footage. It's so horrible.

It's not like it even affects him, me using his footage. So petty. I'm not sure who I hate more, Casey or Tim, but Casey's not really a YouTuber, is he?

Probably Tim.

Nobita. I don't know why I hate Nobita, he's just annoying.

I don't really hate Chris Broad. I think Chris is cool.

Casey's only useful for lifting heavy objects. After that, you have to get rid of him. Or else he'll steal your wife

and talk shit about you. He's just for manual labor.

My nips!

Casey stole my— how my best friend Stole my wife.

Who else

do I hate?

For some reason, I don't hate all the people that everyone else hates, like Keemstar. I don't know why, but I like Keemstar. I think he's funny, and I like how he never gives up and he keeps— it's like nothing affects him. He's got the thickest skin on the whole internet. He just doesn't care about everyone hating. Well,

I guess he does. He does kind of care. He keeps trying to promote the good guy Keem thing, but he doesn't get all whiny and start crying about it and then disappear from the internet because of it.

Joey. I don't really hate him though.

It's not that I hate YouTubers, it's just I'm kind of jealous and upset that they overtook me, especially when they're very small and they just fly straight by.

I think you're strong because many people hate you, but you keep doing your thing. I don't know, I feel like it's affected me quite a lot. I became very negative because I felt like people didn't like me as much as I thought they would.

I was kind of shocked at how much people hated me, because personally, to be honest, I think I'm quite a nice guy.

And then just seeing how much hate I got was a bit of a shock.

I'm pretty polite and soft-spoken, and I try not to upset people

unless they give me a good reason.

I never be mean to people unless there's a reason,

but I think in the end the reason why my channel's failed was just because I'm not likable. It's one of the main criticisms I got, that I'm really unlikable and people really don't like me. That was a bit sad to hear.

Even in my new video, there's people in the comments saying stuff like, you're a sociopath, you're a psychopath,

just because I was talking about What kind of girlfriend I would like?

KYS?

What's KYS?

Oh.

Look, psychopath.

What else they say?

I really hope you will be forever alone. You destroyed life of a nice Japanese lady.

I think most of the hate watchers got fed up and moved on. I don't really get a lot of hate comments like I used to,

which just shows how many views were coming from hate viewers. Without the hate viewers, my channel was kind of dead. You know when I was getting 30-40k views? Probably half of those views were hate watchers. Most of the hate watchers got fed up because I'm not doing anything anymore to make them hate me. Now what am I

doing now that really would trigger them? I'm not doing anything. That's why they got bored. They loved hate-watching me when I was cheating and calling girls fat and stuff like that,

but they don't watch— they won't watch me for any other reason.

I enjoy your videos. As of late, they're really boring. Yeah, I know.

But I don't know what to do to make it not boring. My life is pretty boring right now. No one wants to join me. Everyone's scared they'll become the next Turkish girl.

Didn't you enjoy playing a villain? A little bit. I quite liked playing, acting the character, you know, like, my wife wants to divorce me. Oh, I don't know why she hates me so much. I only cheated. It was fun doing the whole dumb guy act and triggering them. And then they'd say, this guy's so stupid, he cheated

on his wife and he still doesn't understand why his wife hates him. Oh my God,

my wife wants to sue me, help me please, I don't know what to do, I'm going to jail.

It was quite fun trying to make it as absurd as possible.

Maybe I could do topics like why girls hate me, why I'm bad in bed. That could be funny.

I want to get back into making really

self-unaware videos. Like, I don't understand why women don't like me.

What else could I do? I don't understand why girls don't want to be in my videos.

And then everyone can explain to me why, as if I don't know.

I don't really know what angle I'm going for right now. When I was in Rotterdam, I was doing the fake stuff. That was really boring for me. I like it when it's real, but then I exaggerate it and I act dumb. But when it's all fake, it's just boring.

Now I'm kind of taking this, oh, my life sucks so much kind of angle. Why everything is fading in my life.

Was the attack not real? No, that was real. I did get attacked. He grabbed me like this by my collar, and he was like knocking my head like that.

His hand was huge. Like, my hand's this big, and then his hand would be like this big. My hand looked like a child's hand compared to his. His frame was just big.

No way I could have fought back. I could maybe get a lucky punch which would just enrage him more and then he'd kill me.

Why would you punch someone who's bigger than you though? You have no chance. You're not gonna knock him out in one hit. So if you hit someone, you have to knock them out or else they're gonna hit you back, aren't they? And their punch is gonna be 10 times harder than your punch.

So the best you can do is try and minimize damage you're taking. I think it would have been really dumb if I tried to fight. He would have beat the shit out of me if I tried to fight back.

I could have gone some real damage.

But you just feel so pathetic, don't you, for not even trying to fight back? He just feels like a worm on the ground. It's self-preservation. That's why zombies and zombie movies are so successful, because they have no self-preservation. They just lunge themselves at people.

Like, maybe I could do some damage on him if I had no self-preservation.

I could just like jump on him and bite his neck or something. Bite his finger off

like that.

But I feel like 90% of confrontations comes down to

your physical appearance. So if he looks at you and he thinks, oh, I don't think I could win against him, then you'd probably avoid a conflict. It's like 2 male

adults of a species eyeing themselves down, like who's got the bigger horns. Most animals won't fight if there's like an obvious visual display that they won't be able to win. The only times it comes to an actual fight is when both males kind of look the same strength and they feel like they can win. They both feel

like they can win and they're not backing down.

But yeah, if I was bigger looking, then he might not have attacked me.

So unnecessary though to attack me

just because he thought I was throwing stones at his car.

Scary. Not even safe in one of the most modern countries, most modern cities, in broad daylight on a busy highway in front of a big shopping mall. You wouldn't expect that to happen.

Mida wasn't there. It was the day I moved into the apartment, and the apartment wasn't ready. They were still doing some work. So I said, oh, I'll go for a walk. I'll come back in a few hours to see if you've finished cleaning, cleaning up the place. So I walked to the shopping center, but every, every shop

was closed. So I just walked around a bit, and when I was coming back, I went over this overpass. Bridge. And when I was coming down the steps, this colored guy approached me.

He was making hand gestures like, stay there, stop. And then he walked off to go back to his car. And I was like, what the hell's that about? So I didn't stop, I carried on walking. And then he started running back to me, and he just ran towards me and like grabbed my clothing and And started pushing

me about, shouting in Dutch. I don't know what he was saying.

I only knew what he was saying because this white Dutch guy was nearby and he told me what he was saying. He didn't even help, but the white guy was also kind of weak looking. He wasn't tall, he was about the same height as me, kind of looked.

Fragile. Don't blame him for not helping. I mean, would you help if you were him and you were in front? You were witnessing someone getting attacked. Would you step in?

You wouldn't want to get involved, would you?

I said help, and then he just stood there looking. At least call the police or something.

I should have called the police. I had an eyewitness as well, but I didn't have the number plate. My eyes are bad.

I don't even know if the police would have done anything. They would have taken a report and then they would have gone and then nothing would have happened. So I felt like, what's the point?

I went back up on that bridge and there's not even any stones up there. It's just a tarmac asphalt pavement. There's no stones on it. I couldn't even find a stone.

Horrible. Worst experience in my life living in Rotterdam.

Expensive, dangerous, horrible people everywhere. Smells like weed. Police knocking people's doors down. You know, on that very street in November, there was a massive police raid and they found like 20 kg of cocaine and guns. It was called Swivel Swag, Streville Swag or something, and it's like 60% immigrant population, always got drug problems. I had no

idea.

And you think you'd be safe in London? Well, I wouldn't live in like Camden Town or the dangerous bits. I live in Kensington Palace, Kensington Garden area. I'd live around Buckingham Palace. I wouldn't live in— where's the dangerous part of London? The dangerous part of Rotterdam is the south in Zuidplein, whatever it's called, which literally translates to

South Place. Zuid— let me type it.

It's called Zwide Plain.

My sister used to live in Lewisham, and she said a guy got stabbed outside her apartment, and then this other time a car was set on fire. I think Lewisham is like a really shit area of London. Can't believe she lived there.

Do you think you can afford it? Well, no, to be honest. There's hotels around Buckingham Palace that are around £1,500. I think I could.

I think my YouTube earnings will definitely go up once I start streaming again.

And I'm pretty sure the stocks are gonna go back up.

Hmm, but yeah, it'll be expensive. I don't really want to do it.

I think maybe,

maybe I could reach $2,000 a month earnings if I start putting my finger out. I think $2,000 a month should be possible. How much is that in pounds?

£1,400. It's not even enough to get the hotel I was talking about.

Oh, I need to make at least $2,500 or $3,000 a month to really afford it. Otherwise I'm eating into my savings.

Ah, I should just stay at home.

Maybe there's a hotel around 1200.

£700. The London Elizabeth Hotel outside Kensington Gardens.

That looks quite nice.

Look at this.

So that's 1,400.

Barry House, basic single room with shared bathroom.

Go to a cheaper city.

Okay, which city?

Oh, what about one of the coastal areas?

Leicester. Les— is Leicester good? Oh, Leicester is way cheaper than London.

£1,200 in Leicester Center, Central.

1,000 luxury apartment,

1-bedroom apartment, 1,200.

Wow, it looks good.

Leicester.

Yeah, maybe I should Have a look at different cities further north.

You won't like Leicester. Ah, damn it.

Near the beach would be quite nice. I went to Margate, but it was horrible. The problem is, if I want to meet a girl, London is the best place to be because it's the easiest to access for her.

If the girl's coming from North England,

then

if I go further south, then it's even harder to meet up.

Eastern Europe. If travel became possible again, I'd rather go to Europe than London.

I don't know. Yeah, maybe like Spain or Poland would be better.

Cheaper. I'm pretty sure there was a girl in Poland. I forgot who it was.

Oh, why does UK have to be so expensive?

I could be like Bold and Bankrupt.

The Soviet Union countries. I could do, do a video tour.

I find those guys who are really into the history of Russia and the Soviet Union to be weird. Like Bold and Bankrupt, Coach Red Pill, they're so into their Russian history, it's just weird. Who cares about Russia?

Russia is the most depressing country in the world. When you think of Russia, all I think of is cold, suffering, poverty, people depressed drinking vodka. Nothing to eat, living in concrete blocks, fighting off the Germans. I don't have any positive images when I think of Russia. It's all just grim, like Warhammer 40K

grimness.

Maybe that's why people like it. It's just such a grim and depressing place. And the people are too. The landscape, it's— even the landscape is just like a vast empty wasteland.

Have you ever looked out the window when you're flying back from Japan to England and then the plane— when the plane is flying over northern Russia, have you ever looked out the window Oh my God, I felt like my depression was getting worse when I looked at that landscape. It was like an alien landscape, like an alien

world. It just stretched on miles and miles and miles of tundra and bleakness, just nothingness, just mountains,

no sign of life. It was like the surface of Mars. Mars. I felt so lonely and sad.

I think it was Siberia, the northern regions.

Oh yeah, this is why I went back to Japan in 2019, because I had this exact same problem.

I had no luck in Germany, I was sick and tired of being stuck at home, didn't want to live in London, so I went back to Japan and ended up getting back with Chihiro.

You know, my Airbnb was only £700 for the whole month when I went back to Churro. I only stayed there for about 5 days, but 700 for a month, and it was an okay place. It was a bit scruffy,

it's a bit of an old building, but it was fine.

I could live there.

Trying to find a place like that in England It would be terrible.

Do you think I'd be better off spending the money building some kind of shed in the garden and then getting some solar panels? Make, make my own little project.

Do you think that would be more interesting than me just sitting in a hotel in London wasting all my money?

I could livestream the whole thing. I don't know if I have internet connection at the end of the garden. Maybe they— I'd have wi— I'd have data.

You would need a permit. Oh yeah, you'd need planning— actually, my mum did get planning permission because she's planning to build her own kind of guest house,

so we already have planning permission, but I think that's just for one building. You know, the gypsies have like 4 different homes

now. They, they split the compound into quarters and there's 4 different households in it now.

Quite impressive, all the building they've done. They've built walls and gates

in their little compound.

Oh, I don't know where to go. This is like the same problem I have my whole life.

Don't know where to go, don't know where to be.

No one wants me.

Japan's so easy, so cheap, so safe, so livable.

Why'd I leave?

How bad are you at cereal?

Depends. I'm not very adventurous. I don't really do much. I just do missionary, bit of doggy.

Don't really like oral.

I see Andy

and

I feel like he seems like he has such a great life. He goes to New York, he streams, he stays in a nice hotel, he goes back home for a bit, and his home looks really nice. It's like a nice apartment with sofas. He's got his streaming desktop set up.

He just seems like he's so free.

Andy Milonakis,

original Andy.

He goes to New York and he streams the whole thing. And he just has a nice time and he's getting Twitch subs. People find it interesting. Everyone's just hanging out.

He's not— he's not whining because he has no girl. Does he have a girl? He never— I don't think he's married or anything.

Maybe it's just an illusion. Maybe Andy's parents nag him all the time as well,

and he has to struggle with people thinking he's a lady all the time.

Yeah, I guess that could be annoying. For some reason, I like it when people think I'm a girl because

I think female qualities are attractive.

I used to like it when I worked at the petrol station and people would think I'm a girl.

I'd be— I'd take it as a compliment.

Cuz I'm not really a very macho masculine guy, and I don't really want to be. I don't really have interest in it.

I'd rather look like a pretty girl than like a macho man.

Who did I enjoy doggy with most. Definitely the Korean ex. Her bum was so nice. It was so wide and the shape was like that teardrop shape and it was round. Some girls, when they bend over, they're like pointy. It's not nice because they don't really have much of a bum. But the Korean girlfriend, she had like

really nice bum.

Doggy is only nice when they've got a nice bum and a nice shape of bum. If they don't really have much of a bum, then doggy is not really fun. It's weird that the best bum I had was a Korean, and Korean girls aren't really known for being curvy, are they? They're usually, usually a bit planky.

Did Mila have a nice bum?

I don't really remember it. It wasn't, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't really much. She— Mila was a bit planky too, tall and flat. She wasn't really curvy.

I think I've got quite a nice bum.

It's just a bit hairy. I need to pluck my hairs when I take OnlyFans bum pics.

It's getting a bit hairy now. I have to pluck each hair individually because there's too many hairs. I can't get the shaver in the crack and shave the hair off. I can't see it.

I can trim it using scissors, but then it's like a beard. So the only option is to pluck each one, which takes ages, and then you end up having hair all over the place.

Get it lasered. Chihiro used to get hers lasered, and then she told me she would chat to the nurse whilst she was doing it, and then she would tell me— like, the nurse would tell her stories about male customers. And she said sometimes they had male customers who came in to get their pubic hair waxed— I mean,

lasered— and then they would get so turned on they would is just from the nurse like moving the dick over so they could access the hair and like moving the balls over. That would be so hot, wouldn't it? Can you imagine it? You're just lying there and this nurse is like

shuffling your luggage.

But I don't think I would jizz from it. Unless she like gripped me and started going at it. I've never jizzed without, you know,

beating the monkey. I can't jizz just from not touching it.

And then they're really polite because, you know, it's Japan. They're like, ah, sumimasen, and then they wipe it up with the tissue. They clean up for you, I guess.

I bet the guys just go in there because that's what they like. They're not really doing it for the lasering.

I'd be too embarrassed to get it lasered.

I definitely feel like I'd get an erection.

Never gist at night. But no, I never woke up and I've jizzed myself.

I can't do those kind of procedures where you go in and a nurse is touching you and doing stuff. That's why I don't like massages. I never liked massage places.

I don't really like massages.

I remember my ex-Japanese girlfriend would go for checkups at the hospital where they would do these scans her vagina scanned to check if she's got ovarian cancer. She said the doctor would put the camera inside of her

and he had to like open it and inspect it and look around to see if there's any problems. That's so weird.

Can you imagine doing that for your job?

Hundreds of vaginas, you're just like looking at it. Very few donations tonight. Yeah, cuz, cuz the only guy that was donating was that other guy spamming the n-word, and now I've switched off text-to-speech. Well, it's on, but it's only on when I accept it. So now he knows I'm not gonna let his stupid text-to-speech go, go past,

so he's not donating anymore.

Anymore. Yeah, well, it's not worth risk getting banned just so you can get a couple dollars, is it? I'd rather not have his donations.

Hmm,

it's kind of sad some people only want to donate so they can try and get me banned. It's just annoying.

My biggest donation ever was in January. This girl donated nearly $1,000, but I only got $700 of it. YouTube took 30%.

I used to talk to her on Twitter, but I ended up blocking her because she got annoying.

She kept spamming my messages.

Maybe I shouldn't have blocked her. She would have given me more money. Some people just get so annoying, I have to block them.

She kept blocking me too. She would block me for a day and then unblock me and say she's just joking. She just kept doing these annoying things.

What were her messages about? I don't even remember. She was just telling me random stuff, like, my friend did this and my blah blah blah said that.

And then she kept saying

She, I don't know, talking about guys she sleeps with or her ex. I got annoyed.

I don't know why she sent me so much money. It's probably— she also donated a lot when I was in Rotterdam. So in total, she probably donated nearly $1,500.

I wonder if she's watching now.

Hmm,

I remember seeing her name in the last stream I did on YouTube before I got the strike, so she might come back when I stream on YouTube again.

There was also this other guy who would sometimes randomly send me $100 on PayPal. I'm not sure if he's still around. It's funny, these people send so much money just randomly and then they disappear.

Are you getting back to YouTube livestream life? Yes, start off my YouTube streaming career with my birthday stream.

I hope I feel like doing it tomorrow.

Maybe I'll do it on Friday if I really don't feel like it. Hopefully I'll do it tomorrow,

but I think I can make more money from the YouTube stream even if I don't get any donations I could probably make more money from the stream ad revenue than I'm making from my new videos, because my new videos are not getting views. It's taking 2 weeks or something just to get 10 or 15k.

My new video has 6.5k views after 2 days. It's terrible.

Simon and Martina video is doing well. We're starting to pick up search results. Look at this. So I've got 16,400 views now on Simon and Martina. It's definitely gonna get to 20k after a couple weeks.

And

28% of the views were from YouTube search.

And now the Simon and Martina tags have overtaken the Hiding in My Room tags. So 39% of the search results were Hiding in My Room, and now 41% is Simon and Martina, and then the remaining 20% is is also Simon and Martina. So in total,

60% of the search results are Simon and Martina. So 60% of 28%

is 16. So 16% of the views

were from Simon and Martina search results. That's 2,000 700 views. So without the search results, that video would still have gotten 14k, which is not bad. 14k from my viewers,

it's better than 6k.

I'm thinking of doing a My Problem with ABBA and Preach video. I think that could get views. And then I can just whine about the stuff they said. So they said, why don't I just write a diary or a journal instead of making videos? I could say, why don't you just write a diary? I could turn their

points against them so easily like this. Watch.

So I could say, the reason why I don't write it in a diary is because I'm making YouTube content to make money. Just like you're doing with your video about me. Why didn't you just write your thoughts in a diary instead of making a video, idiot? Could say that.

I think that's a pretty good argument.

Yeah, I mean, why doesn't everyone on YouTube just write in their diary instead of making videos? Why didn't Shane Dawson, instead of doing a Jake Paul documentary, why didn't he just write in his diary about Jake Paul? It's because he wants to make money.

Everyone on YouTube wants to make money. That's why you make videos, idiot. Tell me to write my diary? Why don't you write in a diary instead of recording your reactions to random people on the internet?

Why don't you write your diary? Day 1, I found Daniel's channel. He is weird. Why did you have to make a whole video about it, Abba and Preach? That's gonna be my main point. What else could I say? I could say— I don't know, I feel like that's my only point to complain about.

Oh, I could say, you know, they were complaining, saying, what if your girlfriend found out about this? She would be really sad. Then I could say,

you just— you just increase the chances of her finding this video by highlighting my video on your 1 million subscriber channel.

So they're just as guilty. They're criticizing me because I made a video saying mean things about my ex-girlfriend and saying, what if she finds out and she gets upset? They're increasing the chances of her finding it by making a video

putting more eyes on the video. They put half a million extra eyes on the video, on top of it.

So if my ex-girlfriend finds the video because of them, then they're to blame.

Seems a bit hypocritical. It's like you're saying Look at this guy embarrassing this person by making a video about them. Well, let's also contribute to embarrassing that person by making a big fuss about it and exposing it to our 1 million subscriber channel.

I think that's a good thing to, to rant about.

Should write this down.

And then I could say stuff like, oh, she doesn't even speak English, so haha, I can say whatever I want. And it was 4 years ago, we broke up ages ago.

Can't find my red pen.

Why should they care? You're missing the point here. I don't care if they care. I want the viewers to care. They've got 1.2 million viewers. If I can get even 1% of that to come and click my video— cha-ching! It's like my Chris Broad video. Do you think I care if Chris cares? I don't care if Chris

cares. I care if Chris's audience cared, because if they care, they'll click the video and I'll make money, which I did.

I don't care if Chris cared or Abba and Preach cares. I just want the stupid audience to click. Give me some bloody ad revenue.

Okay, write these ideas down.

I made $500 from Chris's audience, his stupid Japan-obsessed audience, all got baited and clicked my video, gave me 500 big smackers. Okay, so first point why Abunpreach is stupid.

Oh yeah, the journal thing. Write in your journal. I hate it when people say that. Elvis the Aidean also said that. He said You know what diaries are? It's where you can write these things.

Why would you tell a YouTuber to write his ideas in a journal? He's putting his ideas in video form to get attention, to get views, to make money. That's the whole point of it.

Journal.

Number 2.

How do I write this?

What if

she finds out?

What else could I complain about?

Why didn't Elvis write it in his journal? About how weird he thinks I am instead of blasting me to his audience. It's a dumb question to ask. I didn't ask it because I know why people make content. It's just easy money.

What else did they say?

I'll think about it.

Later.

I forgot what they said. Most of the video they were just making silly faces and acting all superior. I hate it when YouTubers show off their social skills in videos, like they react to some weird guy like me And then you can see it on their faces, can't you? Like they're thinking, everyone likes us because we have

social skills and we are going to explain to you why this guy's weird. Look at us. We're so

self-aware and we know how to interact with people. Like, so we're normal, like normal people would. That's what I feel like when I watch Harold Boulder, when he's talking to people, strangers, and he's filming it. I feel like in his mind he's thinking, oh yeah, this is really good content. Look at me showing off my social skills

to strangers, to my huge audience. They're all going to think I'm so cool because my social skills are so perfect. Look at me making friends with these strangers in the African bush. They love me, we're all laughing, hahaha. That's what I feel like.

Like it's a flex, like he's flexing his social expertise,

isn't it? And then people watch it and they think, wow, Harold's such a great guy, he's so friendly and down-to-earth.

When you look at it that way, every interaction he has in his videos just seems like Oh, he's just thinking how great this is for content. These are not actual genuine interactions, they're just made to seem that way.

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but that's what I feel like. I feel like people are constantly flexing their social skills And then people like Abba and Preach, when they make fun of weird people like me,

they're also doing it to seem—

I don't know, it's hard to explain.

Like, they seem so smug because

Everyone likes them and they know it, and that's because they've got good social skills and they don't come across as awkward or weird. It's all just a big game, isn't it?

It's the big game of society, trying to appear normal and not weird. My lightsaber ran out of battery and no one even told me. Don't you care about my lighting setup?

Got no beer. I've only got 4 left. You don't need to put beer in the fridge. That beer was room temperature and it tasted fine.

People don't hate people because they have bad social skills. Everyone hates me because I'm weird. They keep saying sociopath. Psychopath, he needs therapy, why is he so weird? Just because I come across as kind of awkward and I say weird stuff.

What beer was it? It's Freedom Lager.

I got this special independent craft beer set, came with a glass. Oh,

Light, crisp British lager brewing since 1995. Oh, it's not even new. How come I've never heard of this random beer? 1995 Freedom Lager.

It's not a skill. I think it is a skill. I don't believe people are just born with knowing how to socialize because you, as a young child, you get taken to school and you're hanging out and playing with other kids your age. You're learning how to socialize. You're developing a skill.

And then people like me who shut themselves away and are isolated from society, we stop developing these social skills, and then we just become really weird and awkward.

Socializing— the secret to, the trick to socializing is you just copy what everyone else is doing. You spend enough time around people, you just copy what they're doing so you fit in and don't do weird stuff like shaking backwards and thoughts like this.

Doing weird stuff like this is not helpful either. And then you got to use their lingo, like,

bro, that's dope, bro, that's lit.

Then they'll think you're one of them. It's all about fitting in. So you use their lingo, you use their mannerisms, and

Maybe you even dress like them and you listen to the same music. Then you'll be one of them and you'll fit in and they'll like you and they'll think you're normal.

That's how you be normal.

But I don't want to be like everyone else. There's— who do I want to be like?

I used to want to be like a skateboarder when I was really into skating because I felt like I was part of the group. I'm into skating, look at me, I've got my baggy jeans and I listened to Linkin Park and I'm a skateboarder, I can do a heelflip. I felt like I was part of a community

and I wanted to dress like them. I thought Tony Hawk was cool.

Now I don't know who I want to be part of.

What kind of group do I want to be part of?

I don't know. I used to— I used to want to be a YouTuber.

And have fans and sell merch,

but there weren't other YouTubers who I wanted to imitate and be like.

Oh, I got a

sub.

Thank you, 4 AM Laundry. I've got 50 subs now. You made my dream come true. I can't believe I've got 50 subs.

I never had 50 subs before. Last time I only had about 20. That was 2 years ago.

Don't stop trying. I'm still your fan. Once you return to Japan, you'll attract an audience. I hope it's not too late. How do I do it? I need to plan.

What kind of videos do I make? Just life in Japan? What if I make it seem like it's my first time in Japan? That's a good idea. If people are new, they won't know that I've been to Japan like 15 times. I can pretend it's my first time

and that I don't know anything and I'm clueless. Isn't it more interesting to watch someone who's clueless go to Japan than someone who's been there like 15 times already?

My first day— wait, I'll title it so it seems like it's my first time. But technically I never said it's my first time, so I could tie to it. My first day in Japan. Wow, everything's weird.

Everyone walks on the left-hand side of the path. Wow.

I would like to do more secret camera recordings, but the GoPro is so obvious when you've got that big strap on and the GoPro's in the middle. I found this camera, it's called the Insta360 GO 2. And it's like this big, and you get this metal medallion necklace that goes under your shirt and it magnetically attaches to

it. And then you just, you just do this and it starts recording. But I think it only records a minute. That's not good. I need it to record for like half an hour.

Japan stuff doesn't matter, it's drama. Yeah, I know.

I need drama. I need a new girl to hype up. I need to be— I need to find some woman that I could hype up and say, guys, I got a new Japanese girlfriend. She's 32 and she works at Samsung.

And we're in love.

And then I can film our first date, and then, you know, just like 2 minutes of the date, just my feet or something, to show that we're actually on a date. And then afterwards talk about how it went.

Hey guys, I'm just back from my date with my girlfriend. I really like her, but she still won't touch me. I don't know,

I just need something happening, and I need to be able to talk about it. I, I can't have another Mila where she's just telling me to keep everything a secret. I had such great content last year, but I couldn't even make it into content

because Mina wouldn't let me.

Can I make it now?

Not really. It's too late now, and it would just be me saying what actually happened in Germany was Mina messaged me and then she came And then we met up and it was really nice. It's just not really the same unless I filmed it whilst it was happening.

But the anticipation and the tension that was building up whilst I was pacing up and down waiting for her to come was just insane. If I could have livestreamed that— what actually happened in Germany is shocking.

I actually met this German girl. I was keeping it a secret because I didn't want Mila to find out, but I was meeting this German girl in Berlin. It did not go well.

She stayed with me for about

a couple of days, I think. We went around to some places. She drove me around. She had a car. But we did not get on at all,

and I told— I had to tell her that I didn't want to see her anymore. Sent her back to Hamburg.

I had to keep that a secret for obvious reasons.

But this is the problem with dating my viewers. It means I can't talk about them.

I can't say anything because then they'll find out, won't they?

I need, I need to do my Tinder, Tinder game again. I've got this one Japanese lady. She seems like she wants to meet.

She's 32 and she lives in Fukuoka and she lives by herself and I did not ask her what she does for a job.

Fucking Oka. Fuck you, Oka.

They're always 32. Yeah, for some reason a lot of them are.

There's also this Vietnamese girl in Japan. She looks kind of like me.

She's got glasses and she's got that kind of geeky look.

That would be interesting. Sleeping with her.

So this one likes traveling, art, cats, beach, trains, traveling, sleeping. Why do people write down the hobby and they put sleeping and they like sleeping? What do you like to do? Oh, I like sleeping and I like food. So stupid. Yeah, so does everyone.

Fukuoka has some pretty nice beaches and they're completely deserted. I went there with the chlamydia girlfriend and it was a nice sandy beach and there was no people. Japanese people are not really beach people. They don't want to get sunburned or tanned. They want to be pale. And when it's summer in Japan, they walk around with umbrellas.

Did you know that? And they use chopsticks.

I could do a video, 5 things you never— you didn't know about Japan. In Japan,

Um, they don't shake hands and they bow like this.

And what else? What else do they do? I don't know.

I feel like people who don't know much about Japan think Japanese people are so different and quirky.

They take their shoes off inside the house. Oh, I saw this video.

It was, it was an American family reacting to Lord of the Rings, and they were all sitting on the sofa watching it on the TV in their home, and they were all wearing shoes. It was so weird.

Who, who just sits at home relaxing on the sofa watching TV and they've got their shoes— they've all got their shoes on? Inside the house. Why? And then there was a big debate in the comment section about it. Some people saying, uh, we wear shoes inside the house so people can't smell our smelly feet. And then people

saying, well, maybe if you wash your smelly feet, they wouldn't be smelly.

I think it's so weird to just be in your house and you're wearing shoes.

How, how, how do you relax? Your feet must be really uncomfortable, and wouldn't they smell even more being inside shoes all day? Unless you're going in and out the house all day long, and then you're just bringing in dirt and mud into the house as well.

I always take my shoes off if I go inside. Someone's house. I never have my shoes on in the house. My dad used to wear slippers. He always wore slippers. I used to think that was weird as well. It's just not comfortable.

I used to have slippers in Japan when it was really cold, and they really stunk— stank— they really started to stink because I wore them without any socks on, and then the cheese smell would get inside of them and fester.

Do I like the cheese smell? Actually, I do like it. I'm not sure why, it just smells interesting. Maybe I'll put my antifungal cream on my feet. It works on my foreskin.

Does my jumper smell like cheese? No,

it just smells like

fabric.

Who just typed fuck and then the message vanished?

Yeah, you can't type fuck. That's naughty.

You have to save energy for the YouTube livestream debut.

Yeah, I hope I'm in a good mood tomorrow. I'm in quite a good mood now. The stocks. I think the stocks are really pissing on my bonfire. I was in a great mood in January.

Ever since February, I've just been annoyed and down. Because these stupid stocks won't go up.

Oh my God, Bitcoin is dropping again. $54K.

Why can't Bitcoin just go up and stay up? It goes up and then it drops and it takes weeks to get back up again.

Now is a great time to start investing. I started investing right before it all crashed.

I think now is a really good time. I wish I started investing now. You could have made— you would be in such a good position right now if you started buying now.

Yesterday was even better. Everything was so cheap.

But I'm way too heavy in Bitcoin. I need to get out of it. I want to sell at least half when it goes back up.

But then I'm not sure what to put it into. Probably just put it into an ETF. Bit bored of stocks right now.

I'd feel more at ease if I just had it all in the FTSE or the S&P 500 instead of trying to pick individual stocks.

I just, I can't really see what stocks would be a good idea to invest in right now. Either it's, it's like Apple or Amazon where it already seems like it's overvalued or everything's already priced in, or it's like a new company that you don't even know is gonna make or be successful in a few years' time. It

could or it might not.

So it's either a big risk and speculative, or it's a successful company that's already— everything's already priced in.

I was just doing so well. Before February. I can't believe I made so much money and then I lost it all. And not only did I lose it all, I lost about 40% of my initial investment.

I felt so clever when I was doing well. I thought, yeah, I've invested in NIO, it's an electric car company. Electric cars are the future. I've also invested in this plant-based food company.

How can it fail? And I've invested in genomics. That's going to be the future of medical breakthroughs.

I felt so overconfident.

But none of these companies make much money. Some of them don't even make profit.

And then my tobacco stock took a massive hit yesterday, just fell off a cliff 10% because the US are talking about some kind of new law to reduce the amount of nicotine in tobacco. In cigarettes. And then my tobacco stock just took like a— it was like a cliff like that, and then just straight down about 15%.

Hopefully it recovers. Nothing is safe. If you invest in oil, maybe there's a missile strike in Saudi Arabia, blows up the oil fields. And then all oil stocks go down, or you invest in tobacco and then nicotine gets banned,

or— I don't know— you invest in banks and then the banking financial crisis happens. Nothing is safe. Anything could go wrong.

It's just safer to make YouTube videos, but even YouTube videos is a gamble. Like, what if I spend all this money investing in flying to Japan and booking a hotel and hoping that people are going to watch my Japan content There's no guarantee that people are gonna watch it. Maybe I still just get 10k views. It's not

gonna pay for it, is it? It's still gonna make me lose money by doing it.

I can't guarantee that I'll make XXX views from this video and that video.

Everything is an investment at the end of the day. Even doing this livestream, I'm investing my time, and then I invested buying this beer so I've got something to do.

My worst investment when it comes to making content was when I bought that sex doll. That was really stupid. I thought it would go viral and people would think, oh, Wow, this is so interesting. He bought an actual sex doll. This guy's crazy.

1 million views. That sex doll plus the Airbnb cost me $2,000+ in total, and then I only made a couple hundred from ad rev from the content.

So I didn't make any money from doing it.

I actually lost a lot of money.

I made a couple hundred from filming myself smashing it and then putting it on OnlyFans. Quite a lot of people bought the video for $30,

but still, it's not enough. To pay for the whole experience.

But everything is a gamble. You could spend tens of thousands going to university investing in your education, in yourself, and then you might not even use the degree, or you might fail the course, or you might not even get a job related to what you studied, and then it was not— it wasn't really worth the investment, was

it?

Or you could invest in, I don't know, buying things to try and sell, and then you fail at selling them.

The safest investment would be if I just make a video talking. And I didn't spend any money to make the video,

or if I just film what I was gonna do anyway. So it was something I was gonna do anyway, I didn't do it specifically to make a video about, and then I'm just getting— I'm just using my experience.

It's like a bonus, bonus way of making money from it.

I feel like that's the best way to make content. Just film and talk about stuff you would be doing anyway,

unless you're really confident your idea is going to work.

Your name is DJ. Yeah, I don't think my parents realized that if you give my— make my middle name Jason, then my initials are gonna be DJ Lord. I don't think they even knew what a DJ was back then.

DJ Lord in the house,

and there's no one there. There's like one person in the crowd.

That's so sad. Imagine It's that scene from Peep Show when Jeremy does a concert and there's like one guy in the crowd, in the audience.

DJ Lord.

I don't see the point of having a middle name. You never use it. Why do you need a middle name?

Maybe it's in case there's too many Daniel Lords and you need a second name.

So they know which Daniel Lord you're talking about.

What's the minimum for donations popping up on screen? $1.

But for text-to-speech, I changed it to $3. Maybe I'll change it to $2, but Ice Poseidon has it at $3. Otherwise, people keep spamming the $1 text-to-speech and it gets annoying.

I quite like my name. I like Daniel. I think it suits me. I wouldn't want to change it. What other name would suit me? Peter? Michael?

Patrick?

Mm-hmm. I might brush my teeth.

Is it okay to drink jasmine tea after you brush your teeth? 'Cause I feel like tea.

I saw Andy go to a tea house

and he had all these pots of tea and now I really like tea. Did you ban the guy who kept donating? No, but I, I banned him— I didn't ban him, but I made it impossible for you to get the text-to-speech to say the N-word, so he got bored and pissed off.

I guess—

would I do serial with a female that has male genitalia?

Depends if she's cute.

The main reason I'm not into gay sex, cuz guys just don't look attractive to me.

But if she really looks like a proper girl, then yeah. And as long as the dick didn't look weird.

I might actually change it. I missed text-to-speech. Hold on.

I want it to be read out. It's more fun.

How do I do it?

Donations, text-to-speech.

$1.

Save. And then CloudBot timers.

Wait, this is my YouTube account.

Oh, I need Twitch

alert box.

Well, it makes me teary singing the Titanic song.

Does anyone else always cry at Titanic? Oh, that movie's so depressing.

My God,

why is it not working?

I don't know why,

why won't it play?

All widgets? No.

CloudBot.

Says $1.

Desktop audio. Try it again.

Can't get it to work now.

Oh, I don't know, whatever.

I'm not sure why it won't play.