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Streaming for 13 hours to make like 80, $90 when I could make $60 on YouTube doing a three or four hour stream. And I don't have to stream my entire day, which is boring as fuck. I didn't disable text speech. You stupid fucking idiot. Why don't you donate a dollar and fucking find out how many fucking times I have to say it? I didn't disable it. It's not disabled. You are fucking idiot. Huh? How many times I have to say the same thing over and over again? Yeah. It is boring. 'cause I have to stream all day, which means I can't do anything else. Which means there's nothing to talk about. If I wasn't streaming all day, maybe I'd find something new to do. Stupid fucking kick. Can't even implement their own don system. How hard is it? It's just rip off super chat. Huh? Only made 360 pounds this week. I streamed. Uh, four days. Four days streaming. I made 360. It's over back to YouTube. This YouTube don't have to spend 12 to 14 hours streaming. Well, it's a nice, while it lasted, it got me out of debt. Things only seem to last about three months with me. Amazon flex every, I had a feeling around three months, then the kick thing would dry up. Everything always does. I might actually have to get a job, but I dunno what else make videos about? I just completely out of ideas. I mean, what do you expect after nearly 10 years doing this? You end up talking about everything you can possibly talk about. Oh God stars back. The blocker. One of the most annoying people. Otherwise I'm gonna rage Anyone mentions date, I'm gonna block you. Shut up About the date. Yeah, it was a nice date. Everything went well. That's all I'm saying. Stop being so fucking nosy. Sick and tired of it. Okay, so still overdraft 500 credit card debt's racking up. What do you mean? I, I did shit talk PewDiePie. I made fun of his kid. I got 350,000 views. What else is there to say? It's hard making a video when you dunno what to say. Well make 50 videos about Chris saying, oh Chris is boring. He's so stupid. How am I gonna make that eight minutes? I already said all that. I said it all two years ago. There's nothing new to say. Plus, I don't want to go viral. You don't get it. I don't want people to find my videos. I don't want to be discovered. How am I gonna make money by milking my existing audience? Duh. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I mean, this is the problem, isn't it? Uh, I don't wanna make videos anymore. That makes me look bad. It's not worth it. Like if the only way to get views is by saying unhinged weird stuff, then I don't wanna do it. No, I'm not making a stupid video about PI can't, I dunno what to say. I don't care. I don't wanna do it. Plus I've already done it. Uh uh, let's see how the next week goes. But I think when the kick streams only start making about, Hmm. I'm just thinking at what point do I quit kick and go back to YouTube streaming. I didn't buy a vacuum 'cause I fixed the broken one. The filter was just all clogged up. I thought I cleaned it. But there was a second filter inside of the main filter. Didn't realize there were two filters. So I just washed, shuffled the dust that was blocking the airflow. See my dad's jeans. I have, dunno why I'm talking like Yoda. The new iPhone 17 air looks stupid. Why is it so thin? And that new blocky orange looking promax looks so ugly. It looks so ugly. The hell is, it looks like some weird robot from some cyber punk movie. An orange. It was ugly color. It's not even like a bright orange. It's like a weird rusty industrial wire. Orange ugly two terabytes of storage. Wow. I haven't even used one gigabyte of storage. I've got like 10 photos. Yeah. So we're looking at dark days in indeed. I don't know if, would it be really that bad having a jog sometimes. I dunno why I complain so much about every, uh, my back cuts, uh, stream's boring. But work is boring and tiring. Can't win, can you? There's no clover leaves everywhere. I can't do Uber Eats 'cause Everywhere's so far away and I'm not. I don't wanna go to Plymouth. And even that's like an hour drive away. Every main town area is like an hour drive away. This place sucks. Uber eats uh, start tidying stuff up I guess. Oh, is that my toilet seat? Oh my toilet seat. There you go. Nice one cheer. Every man thoroughly lucky him can keep his job without getting fired. How much do you wanna bed? Doesn't fit the toilet bamboo effect. Yeah, I was supposed to buy the cat today, but I don't want a cat anymore. It would mean that I can't go traveling if I needed to go book a hotel. I realize what I did recently would've been really difficult if I had a cat. I guess I can't send it back. <laugh>, send back a used toilet. See <laugh>. I don't know if this is gonna fit. I better clean the toilet. Otherwise people are gonna say <inaudible> poo in this. Yeah, that's 'cause where the poo goes. It. Yeah, of course it's poo in the toilet. It's like saying it's freaking in the fridge. You told me. So about what? You didn't tell me nothing. Uh, why does it stick to the side of the toilet? Stupid poke. I get scared when I'm brushing it. It's gonna flick into my face. <laugh>. Uh, it's in the garage. Luxury toilet seat. Incoming. Please fit please. If it doesn't fit, I dunno what to do. Maybe I should measured it. Oh my god, it doesn't fit. You're fucking kidding me. It doesn't fucking fit. I mean the seat fits on the toilet but it doesn't fit on the hinge. Oh, it only fits on one side. Um, any ideas can rotate. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If they're too far apart, if I can twist it round. It does fit in the hole and it clicks in. I've carried the fucking way. Stupid brush. I don't know how to twist it. I can't loosen it 'cause it's like a weird plastic butterfly thing. But when I twist it, it bends. I don't have enough grip strength. Oh, I saw that brown stuff under there. Is that poo? Surely that's not poo. Maybe the toilet seat came with some uh, or maybe it came with some tools. Oh, this, this thing is so stupid. They made the base not wide enough. It keeps falling over. Maybe there's new, I mean tools with the new sink. Stupid plastic toilet. Who the fuck has a plastic toilet seat? Why? Why even put a plastic toilet seat in the first place? Oh, it's cheaper. Yeah. Like eight pounds cheaper. Oh wow. Oh, maybe this is the tool I need. Can't believe anyone who'd want a plastic toilet seat. No class. Maybe this fits on the screw thing. What are these for? Stupid plastic's. What? I say, I'm hoping this fits on a little screw thing. No it doesn't. How's it gonna Well, is the point of that? Oh, there's enough room. Yeah. Oh my god. Four. I can't twist it with my fingers. I need grip strength. Oh, I don't know how to move these seven millimeter wrench socket. I don't have that. Why don't they give you the tools? Uh, maybe if I get a cloth, I could grip it. I, I've really don't understand why they make it so hard to remove a toilet seat. Hinge. Me and my mom removed one and it took us ages and in the end I just broke it off so I couldn't get enough grip on the stupid screw. Why are they tighten the screw so tightly? And my mom, this is gonna help. Is it? I need to take a photo of the screw so I can see what it looks like. Maybe I get a damp cloth and I just grip it. I don't have pliers. I need pliers Or like a wrench. But the wrench wouldn't fit under there. Why do they make it so difficult? I just don't understand how engineers design this fucking crap. Sometimes they're supposed to be clever, but they're fucking stupid. Okay, so it looks like that, like a plastic thing. I could just get enough grip on it. I dunno which way it should twist. There's nothing to grip onto. It doesn't. Oh my god. Maybe unscrew the other side. Why do they make it like this? So got this plastic thing that comes off easily and then you got like another, oh my fucking God. I'm not putting the lid on. I just took the lid off. I'm trying to get this off and not put it back on and put the lid on. Flush it and then take it off again. Oh fucking hell. It's like it's really tight on there. Fucking more on it. Oh, it's moving. Wait a minute. Oh my god. That's not even the right one. This is the one to remove the tank. There's two. Oh my God. No way. There's one there and there's one here. Oh. Oh no. This one's like the stupid puy one. Oh, I thought we got it. Why is this one so hard to twist? Well, if I take the whole toilet out <laugh>, there's no way. I don't know what kind of tool you need to get this off. It's the dumbest thing ever. There's like little plastic wings but they flex when you move it. I don't know. Unless you're supposed to squeeze it and then twist. What do you think? Maybe you squeeze and twist. It's really hard to squeeze it and twist it at the same time. Ah, Roy, how's my fingers? Maybe? No, you can't pull 'cause it's a threaded screw. How's my fingers don't? Toilet itself hurts back as well. I voice that. That doesn't do anything. It doesn't fucking twist. There's no brown stuff talking. Rubbish. It was a bit loose. Oh. Oh my God. <laugh> are you, you were kidding. That's all you had to do. What? <laugh>. You just had to put it off. Oh my God. Why didn't you say that in the first place? Fucking idiot. Genius. I broke my fingers trying to twist it. Genius told you but you didn't listen. Oh, and then you just unscr it from here. Oh, it's so easy. I don't even need to take these off 'cause I could just rotate it, couldn't I? How this Oh, oh. Uh, uh, brown stuff on it. Uh, well that's probably po. Oh, that's disgusting. Maybe I'll put the new ones on. Maybe I get the new metal caps. Oh, I didn't realize all you had to do is put it up and not twist it. Yeah. Get these new ones on my back. Get on the screwdriver. It's, oh God. It's like really stuck with this gun. Uh, is the brown stuff still there? Uh, it's still there. Uh, okay. So when you get the angle, it's probably like that. 'cause the new seat, the holes are quite close together. I don't know why this water can, is it supposed to be, oh, the flush button got stuck. The flush button got stuck in the home. Just testing. Oh my god. You drop camera in the toilet. Yay. It fits. Okay, put the metal caps on. What? Why doesn't it fit? Maybe it goes this. Why Everything's like fucking hard. Why doesn't it fucking go on? Fine. I'll just clean the old ones. Oh. Oh, there now. New toilet. Let's see goes on. Ah, dear. Oh fucking stupid tripod. Why does it keep falling over? Stupid fucking tripod. Ah huh. Why is it moving? Why does it move? Maybe I didn't tighten it. I could tighten. Yeah, because the, the groin part of my trousers is so wide. It keeps poking the tripod. Okay, let's tighten this ball. Oh, that's why. Ah, I can't get it off. Now what? Why doesn't it come off now? I need to get a knife. Oh, I got it. It is gonna be really tight. Okay. I could not like it to be a plumber. That kills your back. Ah, nice. It still moves a bit though. Why does it move? What? I already tightened it there. Maybe I'll put these plastic bits back on time. I gotta do this. I don't get it. It is tight. Maybe I just take the whole thing out and I put the all new ones in. Uh, but these look the same as what's already up there. So that goes into here, doesn't it? Three. What? I can't, the picture's so small, the toilet seat's not too big. It fits. What's that for? Why is there only one of these? Where's the other one? Oh, oh, <laugh> under the paper. So that goes on here. It goes on there. And then what? And then it goes in here and then what's that for? Plastic thing? Middle thing. So it goes like, like that. And then the wash and then what? I am losing it in the carpet. What's that? What's that for? Why is it squishy? Why there's so many stupid bits that would go onto it. How am I supposed to twist that? Hmm. Uh, I don't think I need to use the new one. The old one should be fine. I dunno why it moves. The screw thing doesn't screw anymore. Maybe it doesn't matter if it moves. Is it supposed to move like that? Replace what pins? You mean the big screw? They're not called pins. What's a pin? Pins Like a sharp pointy thing. I found the, ah, well what was that? Oh, that squeezy plastic thing is this nub thing. I was twisting that for ages. I get the new ones then. Why am my fucks oh fucking small toilet room. Okay, so what? This goes on there going in. What's that for? I don't understand the point of a washer. What does it even do? What? Like that what? What? Why doesn't it, I think I need to twist both at the same time. If I, if I screw it, it spins the button bit around. What is this? What? Oh, the sun's going on underneath. I just keep screaming it. Maybe nothing's happening. Ah. Oh my God. Why do they make this so fucking annoying? Ah. Oh, fucking screwdriver. Why isn't it fucking stop slipping. Not doing anything. Oh my god. Whoever invented the toilet nut needs a slap in the face. Fucking idiot. Who came up with this? This? It's like, it's stuck. I can't even see what I'm doing. Oh my back. I don't know. I look it. Oh what? There's like a weird flexi plastic thing on the end of the screw. I can't even see it. Look, look. This plastic thing is stretching out. What is that? I can't get it out now. Oh, this is this stupid plastic thing. It stuck. It screws stuck now. Okay, I've got it out. How do I get rid of this stupid plastic thing in this hole? What is that? That's stupid. What even is that? If I just snap it out? Do you even need it? Because I think that would go in there instead. I don't want this this weird plastic thing. Stupid. Can I just rip it out? If I get my scissors, I can cut it out. Oh, I keep hearing my knees everywhere on the new toilet. See, it says you don't need it. Ow. Oh, fucking stupid bitch. Ugh. Get the fuck out. Little bitch. Screw thing. What the fuck is that? I'm gonna put these in instead. See, get the other one out. Oh, I can't get this off now. Oh my god. I would not want to be a plumber. I hate this. What? Dad? Why is it stuck on there now? It came off so easily earlier. Oh God. Oh my God. What? Oh my God. How do plumbers not get back at you? All the time? I back. Oh, why? Okay. Feel like this black thing goes in there. Oh, nice. Easy. And then I put that in there and, oh no. What? Where's that plastic bit underneath? Oh, are you kidding? Ah, I forgot the plastic bit. What the hell's all this for then? Like this plastic bit and that plastic bit. It just spins the whole thing. Okay. It is pretty tight. It still moves though. Ugh. Come on. There's no way that's moving. Why would they tut and si a toilet seat? It looks way better than the old one. Go around the other side. No, I think they're not <laugh>. Wait, how far apart does that have to be? Oh, they're too far apart. I know I need to loosen it. <laugh>. Oh, okay. Oh, fucking hit my back on the sink. Oh, <laugh> being a plumber sucks. Ooh, come on. Now I check. Oh, it's still not the right fucking distance. Oh my God. Gotta be like that. Where's the hole? It's still not the great distance. What? It's too far apart. Oh, this is really pissing me off. Okay. There's a hair everywhere. Jesus. Now I put these on. Uh, I can't tell which of the new ones are these. The new ones. Okay, now it doesn't fit. Bye. Oh, it still fucking moves. Are you fucking kidding me? Uh, why does it move like that? Oh, fucking shitting. Fuck. Where does this go? It doesn't move when I use my hat. Oh it does? Oh yeah. Trust the landlord to get anything done. He ignored my text for a week and then I had to phone him up to get an answer. Understand. Now where does this go? Maybe I get the instructions. Yeah. I don't want a stupid plastic toilet seat or a nice wooden luxury one. Only the best for my bottom. Who is me thinking? All we gotta do is pop on the new one onto the old one. Uh, it actually doesn't even say to use that big black thing or does it? What is part number six? Rubber plug. Oh, the big black thing I put in the hole is not on the parts list. And why did they give it to me? The nut king. What does that do? Oh, this goes on the nut and then you twist it like that. Like that. Where's this one? Oh, that's the old one. Yeah. What's that? Why is the picture so small? Get it. Just get it. Why? Oh, how do I get the nut out of the nutty? Ugh. What does that do? Sick and tired of this. Shut up mommy. No one cares get lost then it is just another tvb whining all the time. Could burn you soon. If you don't like it, then fuck off this black thing. What? Oh yeah. This is not even in the pictures. Maybe you put this thing in here instead on that. I can't get my finger. Oh my God. It is fucking impossible. Stupid washer and bits fall off. Now I've lost it. Uh, really stupid. What is the thumbnail there? I can't get this all on in one go. Ah, it's a stupid nut. It. Okay, maybe this is tighter than the other way. Come on. There's no way that's moving. Come on. There's no way that's gonna move to the other side. It's only this bit. Where's the other plastic bit? I think I've forgotten one downstairs. Where is it? Where's the other little plastic knob? I did take everything upstairs. Ah, I'm gonna hit my back on this sink again. I've lost the other little plastic knob. I, I know then. Really? Alright so, uh, for me to take this off, okay, it says black thing out and certain point of that. What's the point of this? And then put the No, I put what up. Where's that other white thing? Maybe I'll put this one back in. And then they only gave me one set of the white screw things. I will put this back on. Maybe. I dunno, like I'm missing some parts. I gotta tighten this knot down there. I wonder if that dunk I pulled off earlier was actually glue. Are you supposed to glue these on? No way. That's moving. Okay. The fuck. Fucking stuck now. <laugh>. Ugh. It's still moving. Oh my god. I give up. I give up. Fuck fucking toilet seat. Fucking shit. It still moves. Why does it do that? It's just fucking stupid isn't it? Uh, this, okay, try and do things properly and look what happens. It doesn't fucking do anything. I mean it only moves if you try and move it. Who's gonna sit here and be like, oh we're moving. I mean you just, you. Oh fuck You just come here and then you go like that. Why does this stupid thing keep shutting? Okay? Mm. Do you think the hot gun glue is strong enough? Oh, I don't think it's gonna move unless you sit there weakling your butt. Unless you're really fat. I don't think it's gonna move on. I don't know what happened to the other set of plastic things. Yeah, look at that way nicer. Why does this not stay up? Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it doesn't. Maybe it's a bit stiff. A fluffy seat. Doesn't that get really dirty? Bit's a poo in it. I'm hungry. Everything's getting in my way. Keep that in there so when I leave they probably want their old seat back. I don't know why I'm missing a part in the original condition. Yeah, whatever. Toilet C bro. No deposit all shut. I'm hungry. Oh, I got a bite on. Oh, something stinks. I know what it is. Rum steaks good until the fortune. I bet it's that pork stir right? I'm not gonna eat that. Or maybe it's the bread. Uh, yeah I'm just chucking this whole thing in the bin. But the but bin meant don't come until, oh I don't know. I the whole thing. The bed. Oh, maybe it's the bread. This bread can't be good. Oh, I'm gonna gag. Oh god. Oh I'm gonna gag. Something's rotting in my fridge. I think it was that. Uh, this cheese going weird. Chuck. That and onion is fine. Oh what is Paul Pipe? It's frozen. Nah, I don't want it. I waste food because I was away for two days. I hate how the binman only come every two weeks. I'm not even opening that stuff for a container. I'm chucking the whole part away. Uh hmm. I never took your badges. What you going on about? You disabled them yourself. Remember? Got dementia or what? I only took away mood. Mood like move is permanently banned. He's never coming back. He's a traitor and a he is just some stupid predator. You can tell by the way. Talk ow. Oh that was exhausting. No, I haven't seen Mr. Omi on age. Just, I dunno what happened. Did they lock him up? They probably saw him uh, sleeping on my garden chair. Like what do you want me to do? Well I can't even have my garden chair out. I seen the black cat out and about. I didn't even do anything. He just liked sleeping in my garden. Shit. Everything is dripping with the oil. No, no, no oil on my shirt. Uh uh. No Again. Uh oh so salty. I need to do my laundry. It's stupid. Rain never stops. I'm gonna be raining every day. I drink coffee and jasmine tea the most. Remember when Amazon flex gave us all Christmas presents since <laugh> and it was just like a sponge and a window cleaning wiper thing and a phone holder. <laugh> shit as gifts ever. And a viss jacket <laugh>. They put it in like an Adidas sports bag. I thought someone just forgot their bag. I didn't know it was supposed to be for us at least wrap it up in like a gift wrapper thing. I liked when they gave us magnetic plates, like a sign for the car saying frequent stops, stay back. Something like that. I put that on my car for a bit. Precious valuable cargo inside. Stay back in case any thieves try something. People were saying they don't wanna advertise that they've got a car full of Amazon parcels. Might go and try the new toilet seat. Uh, snorted on my chin. I guess the rubbish is going out today. Apart from the black bag. I don't know why my vape doesn't work anymore. I charge it and it works for one puff. See look it's fine. But then the blue light starts blinking. Yeah look, see I don't get it. It works for one puff. What does that mean? It's been charging for hours. It is it broken. The element is cooked. Are you sure? So many contact points. It's not wet is it? Uh, I still got this one. Definitely not addicted. I can stop anytime. I don't even fear anything. I actually dunno why I do it so I can't even fear anything. Maybe it is like a, what's that word that starts with Pete? Placebo effect. Like you pretend. Oh this is so relaxing. Yeah I feel a bit like lightheadedness. Unless I built a tolerance and now I need more to fit it now I wouldn't like more. It's not worth It doesn't even feel that good. No it's not weed. Oh there it is. That orange iPhone 17 is so ugly. Look at that thing. How many black circles do you want on it? Let's just make one massive lens that does everything. Did they get rid of the sim card slot as well? That's rubbish. So I've got like five sim cards and I saw that tech chat guy do a a car review and he got like 19 K views <laugh> after a couple days as well And he's got like 2 million subs. These tech channels really? Unless you're markas brownley, they get millions of subs and then they don't retain an audience unless it's a trending thing like that. Tim Schofield guy, he doesn't get any views unless it's a trending topic. There's millions of subs don't watch, people just don't care about cars. They're sub to like a phone channel Every day is a clickbait title. Yeah because yesterday I did a non clickbait title called I'm Back and I had the worst viewership I ever had. I had like 50 viewers. Most of the time the title really is important even on kick. I dunno why. I mean I even admit yeah it's clickbait but people still click it more. If I just put hey guys then I'll get barely any viewers. Yesterday. Yeah I was kind of down yesterday 'cause I just came down from a dopamine weekend back to boring life alone. So here is the long term the game, long game plan. I wanna move out of this house and move in with weed girl. But it's still early days. I might move out of Devon. You just met her. Yeah I know but I'm thinking long term. It's not a lie. I am a delivery driver. I delivered uh, a packet of cigarettes and a bottle of wine last week. Mm-hmm <affirmative> No I'm nuking all the channels. I am just gonna do click bait video game stuff in tech. Yeah. Well sometimes you meet the right girl and it you change everything to accommodate don't you? That's what true lovers that Ohio guy kept moaning about the vape sound. I thought it sounds quite soothing. Like a static radio. Uh uh Ohio is a girl. Really? Why is everyone claiming to be a girl recently? Because they think I won't ban them for it. <laugh> they think if they're a girl I won't ban them. How wrong are you? Did they take the wide angle out of this fusion camera for the iPhone? Hmm. My stomach's so noisy. Yeah, well root is a French word and in French they pronounce it don't they? Hey what's up? How do you say root in French is the common translation for road in French? Say it slowly is the common translation for road in French French word. That's how you pronounce it. It means road in French. I'm not buying a 500 pound electric toilet seat. Look at my debts. The overdraft, the credit card is racking up kick earnings going down this bad. How can you show a pic? I have not shown any pics. The only pic I showed was I forgot. I don't think I've shown any pics. Bigger biceps than you. What you think that's her? Oh god did I say it was her? There was just some random profile as if I'm gonna show her. I'm not gonna show her. Oh god. Market's ripping. I'm down 260 pounds. What happened at September is really bad with the market. Unless it's not and then it's bad in October. I mean maybe these rate cuts are gonna crash. The market aren't rate cuts usually initially bad for markets and then it's good. Aren't the options either they cause massive inflation or they devalue the dollar. I thought they'd rather devalue. I mean I thought they'd rather cause massive inflation than devalue the dollar. 'cause the dollar being number one is like the most important thing isn't it For America? I Barrett Gold's an idiot. $30. I can't believe that my deliveries, I wanna do B livery. If I get one, I think I need to p soon to start my new toilet seat. Hmm. I might do exercise. Get out the way since I've been slacking for three days, the toilet seat doesn't move unless you actually grab it and move it. It's fine. It's 12 kg dumbbell. Oh. Oh. Ugh ugh. <silence> Huh done. Oh whew. Did my bicep shrink? I don't think they'll shrink over a few days of not exercising. Where's that HDMI cable bought too many, many hangers. Oh it's uh, I might get my second monitor from my mom's house but then I have triple monitor set up just slightly good old. He says I'm broke. Why would you think that? Um, how that apple is? Yeah I'm back in overdraft because I've been slacking on the streaming so it's hard to get out of overdraft again now. Especially with my recent spending. What's that? Oh Amazon food 48 kg. Hmm. Okay. What do we need to do? I'm only getting paid 360 tomorrow. No more. $200 a day. Next payout will be Thursday. I should make maybe 700, 600 after tomorrow. The overdraft should be one 40. Yeah, overdraft be one 40. And then next Thursday I should get 700. Which should get me up to positive 5 65 60 positive. Pay off a bit of the credit card. Leave me with 150. Don't know if we're gonna get, I thought I could get to eight k end of this month. I don't even think I can get to seven k. I might get to seven k house 400 and it by the way, it wasn't 400, it was 500. How's 500 a bargain compared to 300? I spent 300 on hotel and charging and the next week I won't spend anything apart from charging. I'm streaming as long as I can. I start at like 10:00 AM Finish at 11. The final few hours in the, in the beginning few hours. The viewership's so low it's not worth it. Yeah. Doing two full-time jobs and getting paid less than minimum wage. Getting paid like 10 $11 an hour, which is like eight pounds. Minimum wage in UK is at least 12 pounds. Yeah. Is wearing me down. It's boring. It's not physically exhausting. It's mentally exhausting 'cause I have to keep worrying about if I'm boring or not and if I stop talking, people leave. So I gotta keep trying to think of things to talk about which is fucking annoying. I don't really know what to talk about. I thought about buying a cheap petrol car and then setting it for profit too hard. Too much risk. Uh, I'm really glad I didn't go to Wix and buy wood. That would've been a waste of time. I kept thinking if I could do any job where money's not involved 'cause I don't need money anymore. What would I wanna do? And I can't think of anything I wanna do. I don't know. Just say you've got infinite money so it's not about the money. What would you do? I wouldn't do anything. I'd just sit in my house playing video games and mess about with food and watch YouTube. No, but the rules are you gotta do something otherwise you won't get the infinite money. I don't know. I don't wanna do any job. That's the problem. But that's not a good answer. That's like the answer of a depressed person because there's nothing stopping you doing anything you want. Like say oh you wanna become a video game developer, just do it. You can do it on your own. You don't need to be part of a company, just learn to code. You gotta have an idea and then just do it. I mean I did it. There's nothing you can't do just by doing it alone unless suddenly you wanna be a policeman or something. Dunno really. I've always just thought about jobs as you do the thing to get money or to achieve something else. Like I wanted to be a Japanese translator so I could work in Japan 'cause I wanted to live in Japan. Not 'cause I wanted to be a translator and then I wanted to become a YouTuber 'cause I wanted money and I wanted like a a community but then the community kept trying to destroy my life so now I don't want it anymore. And then I wanted to be a trader so I could make money. But if you're saying money's not part of it, then no I don't really care about trading or investing. I mean I imagine investing, if money's not the end goal then all we are really love clicking the buy and tell button so much. I wouldn't say I have a passion for investing. I just, the money and the lifestyle is what attracts me is I want money by better doing anything and not going outside and to be able to do it whenever I want. I want freedom. I just don't really, I'm not really like career minded where this thing I really wanna do. Otherwise I'd be trying to do it already. I don't really know what I wanna do. I don't know. I kind of wanna get a house and fix it up. It could be fun. It's not really a job though is it? Yeah. I just don't have this like dream job kind of idea. If it's for passion, out of passion for doing the job. Not because you get the money. It would have to be that you got the money already and you still really love doing the job. Like I'm sure a police detective uh doesn't do it for the money but because they love solving crime or helping people or like an ambulance driver or a nurse doctor. Money's nice but they must also love helping people. I don't have that passion for anything. Yeah but I don't love cars. I think they're cool. I don't love anything. That's the problem. It's a bit sad really. Like if you can do anything in the world, what will you do? I don't know. You're doing what you want to do. Yeah. Which is nothing <laugh>. Which is kind of sad. It's not very ambitious is it? I don't even know what I enjoy doing. I enjoy sweeping the floor. That's quite fun. It's quite enjoy using my steam washer. I enjoy driving I guess and a stunt driver. No I don't wanna do dangerous things. I dunno. I just feel proud of myself 'cause I was so scared of driving and now it's so easy. I can't believe I was so scared of it. It makes me think what else am I scared of that I could probably do and then realize, oh wait, it's not scary at all. I think the drive really has been the most obvious. You get the most biggest benefits out of being able to do it. So I'm thinking what else is there like that I teach how to drive <laugh>. Uhuh. No actually don't even know how to teach how to drive. I mean you just press the pedal and you don't crash. What else? What do you need to know? I don't really like all the lessons my instructor gave me. Seems so obvious. I didn't even feel that. I felt that was the point. This I don't even know what tips or lessons he gave me that I use now. I don't use his, his parking technique. His parking technique was like you line up the mirror with the line like you line up the line, the white line with the corner of the mirror and then do full right lock. I just drive into the space. I don't need to line up anything. I just like drive into it. But I actually taught myself my biggest tip which is when reversing down a country lane, you just keep your eye on the the wind mirror and then make sure you're not driving into the bush. So if it's a left bend, you look in the left mirror as you go around if it's slightly right bend or like a right car, if you look in the right mirror you don't look in the middle mirror 'cause you need to know as long as your edge side of the car's not touching the bush and then you're fine. That was the trickiest thing. It took a while to get used to when you go reverse back and give way. Yeah I thought maybe it'd get the 7.5 ton truck license. You know I was when I was not depressed back in March, maybe February, March. Yeah I was looking at those courses. I was pretty depressed but now I dunno. I feel like my mind might be shifting and I'm thinking okay what can I do? I could drive those big lorries that go to the quarry construction yard stuff. I could drive the cement mixer lorry. I could drive the rubbish bin. Lorry <laugh>. No thanks. That massive recycling lorry down those little lanes blocking all the roads up and I think everyone getting mad at me. Dave Gibson did used to joke about how I should go get my HGV license. Maybe he predicted the future C one category license. You can drive 3.5 to seven half ton. That's stupid. It says if you have a driving license before 1997 you already have C one rights allowing you to drive seven and a half ton vehicles without having to take a test. It's not fair. So my mom could drive a seven and a half ton truck without any training. You need driver a certificate of professional competence card which requires 35 hours of commercial training every five years. Car licenses issued before 1997 have automatic rights to drive vehicles up to seven and a half ton known as grandfather rights. That's so weird. How hard is it to get a C one license? Test itself isn't hard but you're expected to be better at driving. You're supposed to be at better than driving test standard in a truck. I'd book a five day course with tests at the end UK paramedics and complete a medical assessment. 1,200 pounds Cat C one course. Oh God it's expensive. Allows you to drive a three and a half to seven and a half ton vehicle. Usually typically used by paramedics, removal companies, recovery horse boxes and smaller lorry deliveries. Uh, I can't be bothered. Mm. Become a bus driver. <laugh>. Imagine I start driving the big lorry for every uh, sharper the depot in the big lorry. Hmm. Do they come to your house and pick you up like driving? Instructed does. Big L pulls up for my lesson. 2000 to 5,000 pounds. Oh my god. Just to get a license. That's insane. I mean getting my car license did cost me thousands though for lessons. I took a lot. I think I took like 90 lessons and it was how much? 20 pounds an hour? No it was like 200 pounds. No, I can't remember. Um, I actually don't remember at all. I think I was paying him like 200 a week and I did two hour lessons every day. Monday to Friday. It just sounds easier to deliver one big payload instead of a hundred little ones to different addresses. You have C one entitlement added to your license so entitled. Yeah, but if I don't get a job doing it then it would've been a waste of money. Am I really gonna get a job driving a big truck? I feel like I'm gonna do something stupid like I turn too tightly and the back corner of my truck clips someone's car. I've seen it happen on YouTube where they forget they're driving a long vehicle. They start the turning too early and then the back part clips something. Well it wouldn't be 18 wheels not that big. I'm talking like a seven half ton truck. Not HGB. Yeah they're so stupid on the motorway. I was on the motorway yesterday coming home and all trucks blocking the fast lane 'cause they keep trying to overtake each other and they take forever to overtake 'cause one's doing, one's doing like 55 and then the one overtaking is doing like 57 slowly overtaking it and then all of us cars stuck behind it in the fast lane and then they overtake the slow one and okay the one truck ahead now big whoop. Is that really necessary? Why did they do that? So they can go two miles per hour faster and then they clog up the overtake lane. The fast lane an ego thing. No one's doing 70 on those roads. Everyone was doing at least 80 people in the slow lane were doing like 80. Yeah. Nice road though. A little of it was downhill so I just charged up my battery worse. I went down and gave him back a few miles. Can't do that with petrol. Yeah, that's my real mum. She's very supportive of my streaming career. Gimme some donuts Mum. She sent me a video. She went flying with Dave Gibson. Yeah, Dave's retired. Got a house enjoying his time flying up in the sky. No kids to worry about. Too bad he didn't have a hot daughter. She think he let me date her. Oh my god. Market's ripping. Safety accounts destroyed. I'm down like 500 pounds. Whoa. Waste crypto gonna rip. I bought more sweet coin. I bought 11 pounds of sweet. I dunno why I'm buying that one. Apple bought so I watched a podcast and the guy talked about it so I got some <laugh>. Why not? They're all the same. However old coins and old coin isn't it? I got seven pounds in bitcoin is gonna be rich. Hmm. And these Southwest water van drivers drive slow as fuck as well. They do like 50. Why are they driving so slowly? Maybe they got tools in the back. They don't want it rattling. They can't be old If they're working for Southwest Water they must be like 40 something. Why are they driving so slow? Maybe 'cause they don't want to get to the customer's house too early and they just sit outside. Then one time me and my mom arrived too early at this house. We sat outside of it for like 20 minutes before delivering it because I don't remember why. Oh yeah, yeah. There was like some weird rule with Amazon. If you finish your deliveries too early it says return to the depot for more parcels and everyone on the forum was saying no don't do that. If you finish, if it takes after an hour to finish you won't get that message. But if you finish within an hour it will ask you to come back. I'm not going back. So you just sit outside waiting for the time to tick. Imagine going back for more parcels when you're not getting paid more. Just do it really slowly then you know I used to do the Amazon Flex Morrisons and then I'd sit outside in the car park until the very last minute before going in hoping that there was nothing left to take that the other drivers took it. Sometimes it worked. My mom was like, oh no you're finessing the system already trying to cheat the system. You know. Well if I get paid for doing nothing and then why not? Sometimes you get lucky, you go there and there's nothing on the shelves to collect and then you get paid anyway and you go home. Well sometimes you go there and the supermarket's closed and it's like 6:00 PM you go in through the back doors and hope there's nothing there to collect. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Wow. 40,000 views on my silk song video. That's my biggest video all year. It made $66. Oh wow. $1 68 per thousand views. Oh shit. If it made my usual $4 per thousand would've made nearly $200. I wonder if I should unplug my car. Uh got bothered. You go to petrol station with box chocolates for Nepalese. Man I'm worried I was a bad worker. I get worried about um, reversing and turning around the big glory. I need a lot of space. My problem is I look like a kid. Imagine that a kid shows up driving a massive lorry. They're not gonna be filled with confidence are they? Although I didn't get IDD when I bought those cigarettes so maybe I don't look like a kid anymore. I think my silhouette from far looks makes me look like a kid. Oh God. It is rain every fucking day here. Oh my God. I it is literally raining every day as far as the forecast goes until Tuesday. That's insane. Meanwhile, Harriet shouldn't also raining every day. Okay, well they got one day of suns Friday. Hm. The hair? Yeah the hair definitely makes me look infantile. If I shaved all my hair off I'd look like um, probably like middle aged Malaysian man. It would not look good. I what Neck creases? Well these how do you not have neck creases? Why is Yahoo my default search engine? Who even uses Yahoo? I remember my main email address used to be a yahoo.co JP 'cause I was obsessed with Japan and my name was like a Japanese name and then I had to spread it out every time I went to the job center and they looked kind of annoyed like why don't you just use your normal name? It was like some animate that was in Japanese. I put that as my username <laugh> every time. I couldn't say a 'cause I wouldn't know how to spell it so I'd be like K-A-R-A-A-G-E was so obsessed with Japan. He was stupid. It is not vomiting. It's a hiccup. Yeah. Maybe I unplugged my car before it blows up from water damage. Could do. Ah uh, when's it gonna stop? Fucking raining. Oh god. Months and months and months. There's new weeds growing out of the pile of dead weeds. What to do now? Might chuck that Pepsi away 'cause it's giving me pimples and I don't remember which underwear. It's dirty. I just wear it again. Whatever. Did I spell assets wrong? <laugh> assets. <laugh>. This is the shopping list I had when I moved in here. I don't even know what this, my little notebook of secrets. Getting a bit bored of cupcakes. Actually make them the, I don't really want the what evidence. No evidence here. What else? Maybe we should clean these cups. I've given up making videos again. None of them got 5K views made. About $50 total. It is well and truly over. This is the very first car ever made the Ben's patent motor Vargon from 1896. This is Genesis and it is absolutely nothing like the cars we know today. It looks like a bicycle tiller steering arrangement. Which is exactly the sort of thing you find on a canal boat. And it also only has a single front wheel. So presumably if you're a bit too vigorous with this, the whole thing could topple over performance. Not great. It has a one cylinder, one liter engine which gives a top speed of nine and with a one and a half liter of fuel tank, it's rain <laugh> five miles. Tricky when the petrol station hadn't been invented. But it did show the world that personal motorized transportation was possible <laugh> years later the bridge came. How come I've never seen this? The Royal Enfield, that's its controls were hideously complicated. But the loose <laugh> look at that thing twice. The power of the band. Two horsepower. Two horsepower <laugh> hand. So what they accidentally designed here is the quad bike. <laugh>. One of the biggest problems with these early cars is getting them going in the first place. The starter motor hasn't been invented yet. There's no ignition key. You have to use the starting handle. And the great thing about this particular car, the d Dion <inaudible>, uh, is that when you turn the handle it will break your wrist. You know what, seven members of staff at the Motor Museum have had their wrist broken by this very car. Well we don't actually need to drive it. We can just stand around and talk about it. No, no, no. This is one of the very first cars that's solving in great numbers. We have to know what it was like. You're gonna have to get it going. Having got it started, we needed to get it moving in for that. We had a copy of the original handbook which had been translated from French 'cause the car was made in France into English literally for making the carriage walking at the first speed, take back the drag of the wheel backward crowbar of the right <laugh> and take completely and progressively back the crowbar of embr to you while you keep the direction the mover till his starting. Ah, I can understand why going around looking at the horses bottomed, but how did anyone ever figure out how it worked? If we've established that that's the gear lever. Yeah, that's the advanced thing for initially. That's something important. This was designed for someone with three arms and one left. It was so if you need to do a hill start, you have to steer it with your chest or your face. It will be difficult. How do I get it into top here for taking the second speed Puts rapidly at the crowbar forward without brutality when it is raised up again, it gives all its strength. Yes, top here. How do I stop? What? Well I need to, I'm gonna have to stop eventually. This road won't go on forever. Hold the mover. Go seriously. I don't dunno James. I don't know. You are in charge of the in instruction. They're in gibberish. There no point I there as a joke for the viewer. Oh God. For making the carriage completely stopped when it goes at 15 kilometers an hour, take abrupted a crowbar of embryos. Right? So no wait, wait. Finish. No wait. You no role when you are in first speed. Push me arms, aren't we Dave? We're gonna be, I decided to use ingenuity. I in friction. I got what that's, I've got neutral. It's my wind. ISN it, stop it. I don't know how Stop <laugh>, right? Oh, so France hadn't got it right and nor had America. This is the Stevens Dere which has eight clutches. And what kind of dullard would think that that was brilliant. That's brilliant. What's brilliant this gearbox. So this is a three speed constant mesh. So there's a constant mesh gears. Yep. And it has selector forks. Yep. But it doesn't have dog catches. So that's like the braid band on an automatic gearbox. In fact, and in the modern gearbox, one would always be loose on its shaft. Either the input shaft or the lay shaft. That's 1903. And that is basically what you might imagine that the first car to get everything in the right order was the first car ever to be mass produced. The Model t Ford, by the time it went outta production in 1927, half the cars in the world were Model Ts. So you'd imagine that all the cars that came along afterwards would be laid out in the same way. Luckily they weren't. Honestly, I'm glad this didn't catch on because driving a model T looks more like a car now located than doing eye surgery. It's almost as though Henry Ford was being and they deliberately accused because to make it move you have to up the revs with the accelerator, which is here on the steering wheel there. Then you move the hand brake with the middle, which somehow puts the car in neutral and then depress the lap pedal. Yeah. The only problem is to maintain this speed, I have to keep my foot pressed far down at what feels like a very, very heavy clutch pedal and the pain in my thighs excruciating. The only way round this is to change into to in. Now to do that we have to go faster. Push this lever on the hand brake isn't a hand brake all the way down. Then I can take my foot off that paddle. Now the speed shoots up whether you like it or not, to about 40 and 40 on wooden wheels in a world with hardly any roads is terrifying. I were beginning to believe we'd never find the first car with what we'd now call conventional controls. But then we stumbled on this, the Cadillac type 53 from 1916. Look handbrake and a gear lever in the middle of the car and three pedals in the right order and better still no starting handle, no broken wrists. This was the first car to come with one of these. And this may look as old fashioned as all the other nonsense from the early days of motoring. But what we have here is the nut, the first proper modern color. The thing is that nobody knew when this came along, that they had actually hit on what would become the template for all cars in the future. Exactly. This price idea could easily have been swept out by the next price idea. No, but what made this bright idea stick was that a British chap called Herba, I'm sure you know, came along, copied all the uh, ideas and put them on his card for the people. It was of course verse seven seventh. Exactly. Hmm. This Austin seven took Cadillac's bright idea, showed it to the world and made it stick. Hmm hmm. I like chuckle this Pepsi. It's got a spark me. I wonder if I can use this bottle for anything. Might keep the bottle. I never know. Might need a big bottle at some point. Why is that still? I am pretty sure Aspart gives me pimples. So when I was drinking all that, who sent me? Um, someone sent me a load of diet coke remember? And I was getting massive outbreaks I guess. No be livery today. Oh god. Oh the market's ripping. Is it tanking? I want the kitten could have gotten the kit today. So imagine it running around. Hmm. What juice? Capri Sun. That probably had a spa in me as well. I, one sec. Maybe I go to the dump. Only 10 more hours to go. Yay. Yeah. So amazing. More like eight hours. I've only done five hours. Oh my god. Dragon. What even is content though? Well, does content even mean anymore going outside and walking about boring. I do that all the time. Ceiling content. Why is it yellow? It looks kind of gross. I mean there's a cat pisses on it. I will be the king of the non tent IRL streaming. I feel like I can't be bothered to make dinners anymore. I just get a microwave meal. They're not even expensive. They're like two pounds. It's like two pounds for the curry ready meal. Surely buying my own ingredients and making it myself isn't cheaper. And then you basically just make the same thing that's in the ready melt. Unless you really care about what goes into the milk. I'm still short the market but it keeps going up. The goal's up 6%. My <inaudible> is up 1% and my XLF is down 1.6. No I'm not getting a cat. So I don't need a pet sitter. I've go sit the seller up that all I wanted to do was prove that I could get one. And when I realized yeah, I could get one, I kind of didn't want one anymore. But when I felt like I couldn't get one for some reason it made me really want to get one shut up, wouldn't die. Cats are easy to look after. The hell is that. Just give them some food and some water and they're good. It's not like a fish where you've got to maintain the entire breathing environment. Fish are hard 'cause you got to create an entire ecosystem for them to live in. You don't have to worry about the air condition, do you? It's really not hard to look after an animal. They're not just gonna suddenly die. You buy them pet food and you give them a literature in their phone. No, I wouldn't kid it. I've never hurt any animal. Oh wow. That blue sky is coming out. It's funny how the clouds seems to just decide to move on. Like they're a living creature Pissing on us. Oh, that got toenail. I gotta get my sock on. Oh hmm. Congrats. Great on I can't find your name. Uh, it's so hard to add people. Why doesn't it show up? Uh, how many OGs are there? Uh, about 12 looks. Uh, the cat's pissing on the bush <laugh>. See look, black cat's out all the time. I haven't seen Mr. Meme in weeks stream. 40 hours of made back the lost income. What? Today? No, this week. Yeah, I stream 70 hours. But with these numbers the earnings gonna be shit. Now I might go back to YouTube. I can't go back to, I mean I can't do 24 hours because I need to sleep and you can't do sleep stream with revenue on. Well it's been a nice kick, thanks for the $15,000, but I personally am looking forward to going back to four hour YouTube streams to make the same amount of money as I'm doing for a 13 hour kick stream. Yeah, well this is what I thought. I thought at some point the money is gonna turn into the same as what I get for a five hour YouTube stream. Why would I stream for 13 hours and make the same money that I could make for a four hour YouTube stream? Yeah, so much for 50 KA year. I for one. I'm looking forward to having my privacy back. Yeah, it depends if the donors are back there, but they probably will be. Yeah, a lot of the YouTube super chasses didn't come to to kick. Actually all of them didn't come to kick. The only donators were on CAD and the Chang and like one of the $1 spammers. See what Mark Cas says about the iPhone. I'm done. You finished it. All of it ask me which birds are kosher. I hate is stupid intro and I actually found it pretty simple to, to synthesize my thoughts on on everything announced today. Like there is some good tech, there's some interesting new designs and some questionable decisions. But the funny thing is, you know as I go to these that is one ugly phone, what were they thinking Or that weird lump, the iPhone 17 line up is so ugly. The normal iPhone 17 is not bad. So I end up typically getting some texts. It just looks like they're 16. What I think of the announcements and my mental task is to summarize everything I'm thinking about into one or two easily digestible sentences or just words to understand what's new and what happened. I don't want to tell them too much information. And so that's what I'm gonna give you about each of the things Apple announced today. I'm gonna give you my super, super compressed version of what I saw. So let's just start with the iPhone 17, right? The base new iPhones. My ultra simple summary for the iPhone 17 would be, hey got pro motion and a better selfie camera and the rest is mostly the same <laugh>. So the design is mostly unchanged other than the new colors, same screen sizes, same dimensions, same camera bump, same buttons and camera control, which they barely talked about. But there's a new a 19 chip inside which we expected that should see some nice performance games and efficiency bumps roughly 20% faster. CPU, which is nice. And battery life should be a few beats longer and the display is brighter too. Getting up to 3000 nits, wow. This is the first time we are seeing a pro branded feature on a non-pro iPhone because every new iPhone across the range now has promo and it's the same promo too. It's the adaptive. I don't even care. Can you even tell the difference between 60 or 120 hearts? I don't, I can't tell the difference at all If one to 120 hertz doesn't seem to be handicapped at all. It's funny, we always used to have that regular people don't care about 120 hertz argument don't care. But now here it is on it doesn't mean I care though, so hey sounds great to me. This makes the base iPhones much more usable and so does the new <crosstalk>. They never were not usable, have iPhone 12 mini upgrades. But the other new thing was a selfie camera and it was funny, the keynote was pretty chill up until the point where they started to talk about this and it was actually the loudest applause and it was really tempting to make fun of it. But I actually do think this is really clever 'cause all these new iPhones have this massively upgraded selfie camera system. They're calling it center stage but actually correct. Made my skin look even worse. The actual center stage on their laptop and stuff, it's kind of annoying. But what's happening is with these phones, they all have a larger 24 megapixel square selfie camera sensor. And so then when you go to take a selfie, the phone can take a regular vertical selfie or can manually or even automatically take a horizontal selfie. Wow without you having to rotate the phone. And honestly this might be genius, like the default for most people is obviously to take a vertical selfie. Now it just fits on the phone. You're probably viewing it on the phone. But if you go to take a horizontal selfie to fit more people, suddenly the camera lens is off to the side and it's a little bit less natural looking. So now since the selfie camera is larger and a square, it can literally just crop an 18 megapixel selfie in portrait or landscape. And for videos or photos, it's, I think it's great, it's very useful. It might be the biggest upgrade to the iPhone 17. So then there's the iPhone 17 pro and my quick friendly summary of the pro phones is, hey they got better zoom and more battery orange. So the pro iPhones actually look a little bit different. There's actually quite a bit going on here with this new design. First of all, there's only three colors. Cosmic orange, deep blue and silver really bumming me out that there's no black profile. But then I remember Debrand exists, nevermind. But then the thing that's gonna catch everyone's eye on the back is the camera bar up at the top, which is what Apple keeps calling in their keynote a plateau. Uh, it kind of looks a little bit like a pixels visor or frankly what we've been seeing on a ton of other Android phones for years now. Just a huge bar across the top of the back of the phone. But it's actually not just cameras in here. Apple's done some rearranging of the insides of the phone to actually shove more components like the A 19 pro chip and the logic board and store. It looks like a copper bronze kind of, it was weird forage up here in that bar so they could fill out more of the bottom of the phone with more battery and that approach is gonna make even more sense. I know why they've done this weird separate looking panel in a little bit. But my first reaction to that is, oh yeah, great, that sounds like these pro phones might actually come with a real substantial battery upgrade from last year, which is again very welcome. Now you might also notice some other little things like the millimeter wave antenna at the top of the phone and the ring around that plateau actually also being an antenna. But then the other new design element is that they actually switched back to aluminum, which is interesting because we just saw like two years ago, why don't they call it titanium then then whole thing, not titanium titanium color and titanium, titanium, the whole big deal. But now they're switching back but aluminum in a <crosstalk>, I don't understand why our all the EM compounds, they only choose aluminum to change to aluminum. Why not? Why not magnesium? See? And so there's also a new vapor chamber right in the middle of the back of this phone. First time we've seen a vapor chamber on the iPhone. And so this new cooling system and new unibody aluminum build some things have them for ages. iPhone shouldn't get nearly as hot from sustained loads. It's still gonna get hot, right is different from normal bursty. Quick on and off workloads of everyday use. I'm talking more about like rendering long videos or yeah, because everyone does that for a long time with rate tracing and high frame rates, this phone should be able to keep cool and keep that performance high without overheating. Apple was saying 40% better sustained performance. So yeah, this design it is just a little bit more than meets the eye, you know, rearranging some components here and there being more efficient, better cooling and better battery. The number that they quoted on stage was 39 hours of video playback, which whatever dumb stat video playback is kind of of ridiculous. But okay, we'll take that. And I also looked up the iPhone 16 pro Max's video playback and that was also a great battery life phone. That one quoted 33 hours so maybe up to like 10% battery life on this phone, which is sick. And then there's the cameras that I mentioned. Sick dude, they always go hard with pro phones and cameras. That's sick. And this generation no exception with the main improvement being the new 48 megapixel fourex telephoto camera. Now Fourex might be a lesser number than last year's five x but that was a smaller 12 megapixel sensor. This new Zoom camera is a 56% larger sensor and has way more resolution. It's 48 megapixels. So that is a smaller gap between the main camera and the zoom. And you should be able to continue to zoom further and prop more with less consequence now that you have 48 megapixels. The pro phones also get the new selfie camera. They also get the new brighter display. He's also got cheat two support. And then they also got some seriously pro features that I'm looking forward to testing like genlock sync support and also ProRes raw video, which I will hopefully be getting to test in an auto focus video coming up very soon. But of course there was one more new iPhone, the iPhone air, no number, just air and y'all know what that means. They're doing the ultra thin thing and they're leaning in hard. So this thing is a stunningly ridiculously thin 5.6 millimeters at the thinnest part. It looks the same. See all this And you can tell the commercials, you can tell from my footage here and you know the first time I hold the phone it has the same effect on me that the S 25 edge did from Samsung, which is just, it's so sick, like clearly <crosstalk>. I already got the flip seven, that's why I'm streaming on now. But once you hold one it is pretty impressive that they're able to make something like this. But there are also absolutely some red flags that come along with this. I like the black. Oh that's quite nice. So the bases are, it's a six and a half inch promo display. It's got the A 19 pro chip inside titanium body. Uh, so this one has titanium forces in there and it has a single 48 megapixel fusion camera on the back with the new design. Again, same camera as the iPhone 17 but with the nice plateau from the pro phone. And then there's a <crosstalk> now according a plateau lens bump, which is wifi seven, Bluetooth six, the plateau and a new more energy efficient C one X modem for cellular. I put out a short that basically already said this, but I really think this phone is gonna be a hard sell because if you subtract emotions from it, it it's just, it's the worst one. <laugh>. This is gonna jump in the lineup at 9 99. It replaces essentially the plus phones in the lineup and it just surrounded by other iPhones that are better than it in basically every way other than being super thin and light. So it's a fascinating gamble. This phone has the same a 19 approach it in it as the pro phones minus one GPU core. Interesting choice. Apparently it's a bit more efficient than the base a 19. So that's good for battery life. But we also just heard a whole long list of choices apple made with the pro phones to make them more thermally efficient to not overheat switching from titanium to aluminum and adding a vapor chamber to the <crosstalk>. Yeah, yeah. Durable to Jerry. Everything's tested. And then we already know there is just no way battery life can be good on this phone, right? There's just no way. I've been reviewing phones for more than a decade. I'm proud to achieve all day battery life but like come on. Really. I mean they still do the thing where they rearrange the components up until the little plateau at the top to make room for more battery at the bottom. But there's just absolutely not enough room in this phone for a large battery and it doesn't appear to be silicon carbon or any sort of a special ultra high density battery. And Apple also announced that alongside a special dedicated nine safe battery accessory just for this phone <laugh> that adds 3,149 million powers and just barely combined point making it really thin. Then in terms of quoted video playback <laugh>. So if that doesn't scream red flag, I don't know what to tell you. It is also eim only globally. Imagine this made it really thin with no battery for a and you gotta put an external one on. It was also no millimeter wave 5G. And like I said, it's coming in at a thousand dollars. Like we just saw them try, okay, they had the mini phone for like two years and that really didn't sell that much. I still got mine. Plus that was also a little bit underwhelming. So now they're trying that same spot in the lineup for a ultra thin phone and seeing if maybe they can market that to turn into some more sales. So you can see it as that or you can see this as a visionary long time in the making preview at the future of all phones, like maybe someday in the future every phone will be this thin and apple is just now today getting the tech together with the battery and display and modem and apple silicon to make this phone possible. Maybe kind of like how the first MacBook air sucked and was underpowered but then eventually all laptops became that thin. Maybe that's also what's gonna happen to smartphones. And maybe the same way Samsung made the ultra thin S 25 edge and then a few months later they came out with their super foldable, the Z fold seven and I felt like the edge phone was one half of that foldable. Maybe that's also what Apple's doing. Maybe we're gonna see an ultra thin foldable iPhone next year. Maybe either way. I do think it's clear that you probably won't find too many logical reasons to pick up this first gen iPhone there. But I do also think that picking it up and holding it is gonna convince a lot of people 'cause it's pretty stunning in person. And it's the same thing I said about the Samsung phone was pretty sick, but only time will tell for that part of the story. Now there were a couple other announcements today there were compatible wireless charging Boeing two built in cables. How I'm so bored of phones now. 101 things to do in Tokyo. Get ramen, karaoke, retro gaming shot a Shrine Street food karaoke. Wow. So original and golden guy with a load of little cozy bars where you can sit shoulders to shoulder with his strangers. Wow, that sounds horrible. Japan's so boring now. Uh uh What am I gonna do now? Kick's dead. YouTube's dead. How did I destroy my own kick channel? Yeah, well there's nothing else to do. What else is this to do? What else am I supposed to do? I've done everything you can do. It was unavoidable. I did everything. I went to the beach, I went outside, I went to Tesco, I bought the Savalo, I went to the post office, I hunted down. Colin didn't even get 90 viewers. I explored everywhere in Devon. I did everything. I even did delivery work on stream. Which, which I thought I'd never do. I don't know really. Kit Hill the way that's so horrible. I don't even wanna go outside. I don't wanna spend money to make content either. It's over. People are waiting for the next arc. That's never gonna come. And when it does, I'm not streaming it. Everything's gonna be secret. I couldn't even get to 10 k savings, dream shattered, organize my content. What content? Sitting in my room staring at the wall. Someone said why don't you clip your streams on YouTube? Clip what? There's nothing to clip. I don't do anything. I make cupcakes and then I put on a toilet sink. Wow. So clippable. No I don't want the cat anymore. Too much money And uh, it would restricts me. No, I haven't seen the baby yet. I was thinking I go next week. I think the drive home would be pretty easy. I'll just make one stop. But the Tesla supercharger should be able to get the rest of the way home. Yeah, I think being back home for a bit might reset my mood, put things into perspective. Maybe being back in my bedroom. Might reinvigorating. Might even make a video. Belgian chocolate. Pretty good toilet sheet. Why is it wobbly? Hang on. It's not as nice as I thought it'd be. I'm thinking it would be thicker. I need milk. Hmm hmm. Liquid protein. Hmm. Currently I'm short. My shorts are down 260 pounds. I might have pot it on getting hungry. You heard the kick is over from who? Yeah, the money is drying up yesterday made $80 or like 77. Doesn't feel worth it. Streaming for 12 hours plus. And I dunno, back to YouTube, I guess short streams, videos. Thank fucking God. I mean I wish I could carry on making $6,000 in a month, but not with these numbers. Not gonna happen. Ain't happening. I need 140 viewers average to make those numbers again in Yeah, to retain viewers. You gotta do something new every six months. Like move to another country. It's not sustainable. I don't really know what to do. I've given up on the idea of getting a girl to be on the stream. This all Crips fault. She would've gotten us past 200 viewers. I know AJ was still up for it, but I just didn't really want to go all the way to Thailand anymore. What happened to Cape UI? No one even mentions her anymore. I don't think I would've even streamed much of Crips game, which would just be fucking all day. That'd be the only fun thing to do with that. And then I would've gone aids I think 'cause the channel died. And then the perception of me having lots of viewers kind of disappeared with Turkey time. It felt like, oh, too many views. And then my channel still seemed quite active on YouTube, but then I moved to Kik. I lost loads of viewers. I can't believe that was all the way back in June. Beginning of summer. I think people came from the Turkey to video thinking. I'm still like how I was in those clips, which were from 2017 and 18 and earlier. But I'm not really like that anymore. What were her posts about? I stopped even checking anymore. Don't care. She probably got the ick. Hmm? She icked herself. Not a single delivery. Probably not until the evening. And there's gonna be some random fish and chip shop in the middle of nowhere. No, I stopped seeing that drunk woman pop up anymore. Maybe she ran out of money. What about four, six hour drive stream back to my mom's house. That would be fun. Might as well. Free petrol or let just see whatever. Six hour nonstop. EDM of the same songs. 'cause I've only got enough songs in my playlist to last two hours and a half. So it's gonna play the same ones at least two times. Hmm. And how much the CEX shot would give me for my flip. Seven. 700 pounds. It's not like I need it anymore. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> Huh? Huh? You made during your date. Imagine I'm on the date and I'm just going Hmm. All the time. No, these beautiful sounds are just for you guys. My precious viewers only the best for my friends. Here comes the rain again. I miss, he looks so funny when he slaps on the bean back. His poking out tour of my new house. Wow. This is the kitchen. This is my front door. This is my staircase. This looks like a mark. The movers made probably moving out the bed from the previous people. My new toilet seat. Wow. I think more wood in the house. Definitely makes it nicer. After I stayed in that wooden lodge, I kind of wanna live in a wooden lodge. It felt so cozy and warm. It, it doesn't even have to feel cozy and warm. It just looks cozy and warm. Which makes you feel cozy and warm. That's my spanner. Stinking bedsheet. And I need to pay. This is good asthma. Ugh. What the fuck? Why is there so much hair here? Why does it come to the end of the bed? I just get my sticky roller. Why is it not sticky? What? Whoa do you think someone thinking that a cat's gonna scratch up the walls is kind of a sign that they've never had a cat before? 'cause I don't think anyone who's had cats before would say that. I've had five cats in my life. I've never seen one scratch a wall. The only thing they scratch is the sofa. It's like some kind of weird urban legend from people who never had a cat before that they think cats just go around scratching the wall 'cause they've got razor sharp adamantium claws or something. Claws aren't that sharp. It would hurt them if they did that and they wouldn't do it. It would just destroy their causes wouldn't it? I've never seen a cat scratch anything apart from a scratching post or a chair. It's just such a strange thing to say. It seems like you would say that if you'd never had a cat before, unless you had one crazy cat that did scratch the walls and then you think all of the cats do that. 'cause you had one cat that scratched walls. I never really seen a scratch carpet, but they might. That's just 'cause they don't have anything else to scratch. That's why you get them a scratching post. It's like if you didn't give them a literature, that's shit everywhere, wouldn't they? You gotta give them the stuff they need. Otherwise they will do weird stuff. It's like a guy with no girlfriend starts humping a sofa. Everything has needs. And then British endurance swimmer becomes first to swim around Iceland. What a massive waste of time and energy. Got nothing else to do. Oh, nice. Are they increasing the personal allowance to 20,000 from 12,500? That means if I make under 20,000, I don't pay any tax. Ha ha. Fuck it. From April, 2025, UK government has announced substantial increase in personal allowance to 20,000 pounds is real. From April 6th, 2025, all taxpayers will automatically see tax free allowance increase to 20,000. Wow. That means I don't have to pay any tax on my kick earnings. Yeah. But I've made 18,000. There's still another three, there's still another seven months in the tax year. I can't survive on 2K in seven months. But it means it'll take a lot more to get over the tax free threshold. 1 7 7 K. I probably made like 20 5K about censorship tools that are being used. I don't understand why Nigel Farage is taking questions in an American hearing. Why do they care about fraud by Europe and protectionist measures that have major consequences for US companies and free expression worldwide. I'm glad to have you all here to get your views on those issues. Uh, Mr. Farage, you called the Online Safety Act a borderline dystopian censorship regime. And many agree, including myself, that the law badly overreaches. One of the most serious criticisms is that it empowers ocom, uh, to undermine encryption and open the door to not just government surveillance of posts online and public statements, but private messages, uh, raising alarms, not not just in the uk but beyond UK borders. Uh, vice president JD Vance has warned this could threaten America. Did you see the other interview part of this whole interview thing where this black man, what was he, I general attorney or something was gring for us, kept asking these questions, didn't let him answer single one. Kept saying, oh, are you friends with Elon Musk American's privacy as well? Do you recognize it's annoying that this is not, uh, just a domestic issue for the uk, but a global one? And if, uh, why bombard him with questions and you don't even let him answer, you become Prime Minister. What assurances would you give allies that the UK will not undermine end-to-end privacy standards? You have my absolute word that a reform government will repeal the online Safety Act. Why is Raj appealing to America for being the prime minister? This kind of weird, and we'll go right back actually, you know, to legislation back to 2010, um, under which these whole concepts of hate speech have begun, uh, to be interpreted in UK law. Uh, and we will do that. Do we wanna protect kids? This is a big question. Yes, we do. We need to find means, we need to find ways. I have suggested earlier that hardware could be part of the solution. But yes, we want to protect, to encourage and let free speech flourish. You said Reform UK has access to some of the best tech minds to design alternatives. How do you propose to balance protecting children without scanning private messages or weakening encryption? I think, well, as I said, I've, I've, look, look, I don't have all the answers to this. The British Prime Minister says he has got the answers to this. Well, if it's about protecting kids, why does the legislation give off come the most extraordinary and frankly, arbitrary powers? Um, and why is there the, the establishment under the act of an elite police force unit to monitor what is said online? So, you know, it is far better to be honest and say we don't have the perfect solutions than to pretend we have with legislation. That is a sledgehammer that misses the not. Thank you. There is not <laugh> Digital Services Act poses liability for so-called systemic risks. Uh, how does that chill religious or political speech? And do you see conflicts with First Amendment principles? Um, yeah, that's correct. The systemic risk provision, I think constitutes a form of content moderation that there are misrepresenting, frankly, in their letters to you, um, and where the systemic risk provisions talk about in fact, uh, damage to what they call civil discourse. And we've already seen prosecutions, uh, including clients of ours who have been, uh, prosecuted for, among other things, praying silently, discussing the differences between Christianity and Islam. Um, tweeting a verse from the Bible. So if these constitute systemic risks to civil discourse, the EU has the power in terms of this content moderation provision to step in damage to civil discourse. Seems a little broad, doesn't it? Absolutely. Um, Mr. Reed, the eus Digital Markets Act and the UK's Digital Markets competition and Consumers Act are sold as pro competition. But don't compliance costs just burden small app developers? Absolutely. The problem is, is that, uh, it, it's interesting as you talked about, how do you do a better job? You asked how do we do a better job to protect children? One of the ways we do it is by empowering parents to be good parents. And one of our deepest concerns is by removing some of the capability of the platforms to curate and provide information to parents about what applications do through a clear forward interface that they see every day, that's useful. It makes it harder to parent harder, harder to know what apps are on your kid's device and harder for you to control it. So we absolutely see that not only are there problems with it on encryption, which we, which we agree with you a hundred percent, but we also think it weakens our ability as parents to be in charge of devices our childrens are using. Now, these rules don't help parents, consumers, if you will, they just shift power from platforms and from parents and from consumers to regulators. Correct. Correct. Uh, do these regimes create a level playing field for us firms or do they advantage European competitors at the expense of American innovation? Well, the original thought behind the DA was, well, the Americans kept out business, have not been in creating their own industry, as was alluded to by several other members of Congress. And Congressman Correa noted it as well. Um, Europe's economic, uh, potential has slowed while the United States has grown incredibly. We've gone from almost equal in 2008 to a 50% increase in the size of the US economy between 2008 and now. And we think a lot of it comes from the small technology companies that, um, have been creating amazing devices, amazing products, amazing applications that you're all using. And we are disappointed. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. That, uh, that there aren't the same opportunities for the us uh, for our EU members. I hear back gentleman yields back that General LA from Pennsylvania's recognized. Thank you Mr. Chairman. You know, for years, political extremists, including some of our colleagues have want to save up to 3007 and 50 pounds off your next ev Well, you need to hear this. The UK government has just announced 650 million pounds in grants to cut the cost of an electric car. As of now, manufacturers are busy applied for grants to get you up to Oh wow. Seven 50 quid off an electric car. Applications or forms to fill out just a good old fashioned discount on eligible EVs, the price EVs 37,000 pounds. There's some more good news to the government's also setting aside millions to help people with home charging that don't have a driveway. So not only a driveway needs down, but the infrastructure is getting some love to. It really hasn't been a better time to buy an electric car. Head to car co uk to browse that guy on so many ads. Oh wow. I dubs was cuck. Maybe the sex with an niece is just really good. Maybe he just really loves that. Who knows? He's already rich. Who cares about his stupid career and he probably grew out of all that edgy stuff anyway. So I don't know. It seems like it makes sense. He must be nearly 40 and can't still be making content saying the N word when you're nearly 40. It's just lame. That broke Really? Yeah, but being single is so boring and depressing. Think obviously toxic relationships not better than that. But that's not what people fantasize about. I hate being single. It's just so boring. I feel that was, why am I living for Hmm. Uh, well that's rude of you guys. You're saying you wouldn't kiss me. Okay. No more face cam. Then all you get is ceiling and wall. That's what you get. Ungrateful. Viewers. My vape broken doesn't work anymore. Don't understand. Ah, I'm bored. Hmm. Uh, I, I'm bored. So, but I can't bother playing Silk song 'cause they didn't get views anymore. It's not even fun. All we do is jump up and down and whack these worm looking monsters and then annoying boss fights. What should I do tomorrow? Pokemon game. Yeah, but I can't buy it. It's gonna be like 70 pounds. I add Pokemon. I knew I just had to play this game. I'll just show the store page. Maybe they have a demo. Unfortunately it is a brand borrowed and on uninspired, it's also lacks in several lusters. It is one luster lacking of a luster for luster. I, I might have steak tonight. That's all I have actually. I've got the Tando chicken still from last Saturday or Friday. And I've got that Paleo rice might finish it all. And then steak tomorrow. The steak lasts quite long. The steak goes off on the 14th. I you are really gonna end up back on YouTube. But these of you are numbers six a hundred dollars. Turn off the stream now. Done. Gimme the money. $5,000. I delete my kick. You know what? This is what happens when talking about things lease a bad consequences. Don't blame me when I talk about stuff. It just ruins it and I get in trouble. So unfortunately this is the end and the more I rage and the more rent, the more trouble I get in. It's just not worth it. And whose fault is it? Not mine. Everything I talk about gets ruined. It just really can't talk freely in this day and age. Everyone's out to get you. I used to think being able to speak about anything was like a super palette and now I realize it's just a disease brings more damage than good. Makes you lose more than you gain. The benefits of discretion are way more powerful than the benefits of just saying everything that enters your brain. Even opinions about certain things you can't even voice. Talk about other things like what I told you. Everything I talk about is mostly other people and what I'm doing. But now I can't talk about other people and I can barely talk about what I'm doing because I'm not doing anything. I'm just sitting here all day in my fucking house. Or even is there's talk about you people just don't get it. Do you? I love to see you and try talk about, I'd love to see you try and talk about all the people in your life online and not get in any trouble. You wouldn't. Would you? Uh, me neither anymore. I'm done. Fuck this. I'm not talking about anything. Just get me in trouble. Even things I said 10 years ago being brought up again, like the chlamydia thing to make me look bad. Sort of stupid as if getting chlamydia is unusual. It is just people don't announce it. Do they? I'm not hanging up my boots. I'm going to milk every last penny. I'm just not gonna talk about anything until there's no one left and then I'm done then I'm out of it. None of your damn business money, you think I'm gonna tell you what job I get If I get a job when talking about it has made me lose two jobs, now you can all get fucked. Not fucking telling you a fucking thing I shared my whole life and look what happened. Got banned, dumped, lost. Mr. <inaudible> done telling you guys things, which just ruined my life. That's what I get for telling people things. I'm not telling you anything ever again. Don't trust you. I've been burned too many times. The trust is gone. You ruined my relationships. You ruined my jobs. Oh thanks. Every relationship I had got ruined 'cause of YouTube. Every single one. Why do you think Mila left? 'cause of the stupid YouTube. It's not a scam. I didn't agree to the deal. Gimme a hundred dollars then I'll turn off the stream. 20 gifted subs now. Hmm Uh mm mm-hmm <affirmative> What if I put the tando chicken in the quo curry sauce? That might be good. So much for Kit Cabin Bear exposure than YouTube. Same dead platform. Nothing wrong with my content. It's always been like this since 2017. No one complained back then and people used to think this was amazing content. Just look at all the Japan's rooms. Oh wait, you can't because I did hear them all. <laugh>. Oh my Amazon's here. My waterproof charger cover. Oh it's not. Who the hell is that then? Who is that? Not Amazon. Oh, I thought that was mine. <silence> No one even gifted me any subs this month. Apart from one person such ingratitude. Dude, I am cold. Remember when I mopped to the windows copied in spiderwebs at the end, not very clean. Put on my jumper. A man of faith dusting content. Very good. At least they left me a picture then. Oh God. I was hoping there'd be a delivery but not even one. There was one when I was putting the toilet seat up, but it was only paying 18 pounds. I want 25 pounds minimum people are broke. Can't afford their 50 pound cigarettes and wine. A bunch of baris broom tent on the ice is up to these days. She's still crying about Kim. She doesn't sound like a very good girlfriend. She's just heartless. All apart from that. What else she got? I wasn't that impressed to be honest. When I met her updated hotter girls myself. Uh, wasn't it funny how back in 2022 I got three girlfriends even though I had no job. Also I told them I had no job and living with my mom and couldn't drive. Maybe it's not that hard. Maybe they were desperate. Damn. 46 viewers. If I'm gonna log off, fuck this shit. Back to YouTube. 48 is like the morning numbers when I just started. Not prime time evening. It is a sad day kick. Finally kicked it ran out of juice. I would take the a hundred dollars off it. Gimme the a hundred dollars Then do you think plants like cold water, warm water, do you think they don't care? Might not have a cupcake. It'll ruin my appetite. Hmm. Put up first. Otherwise I can't dry my laundry in there. I can't believe my dad used to just drive to Falmouth for work. It, it's like a seven hour drive. Gotta clean that drain again. Uh, how often do you clean your shower drain? I've never cleaned it at my mom's house. Never had to. I don't why this shower drain gets so dirty. It's 'cause you can put it all out. Mom's shower one doesn't come out like that. So you never see the inside of it. So it just never gets washed. I guess A one stop away nearly here. I've got a waterproof cover for my charger. I feel a bit nervous with all the rain. I don't want my car to get damaged. Oh, there it is. Hmm. Should I ignore it? Let them put it at the door. Depends if it's a hot girl going to the wrong house. Come on. Thank Oh my god. Looks like that. I guess you put that over the port and then the rain would just drip off the sides. Not very strong. Hmm. Strong enough. No more Barry. The dinners just haven't been as fun without the beer. Just added more flavor to it. Whereas my bearer useless viewers can't even send me Beru. How dare you. I am famous. Gimme free Beru. What else everyone? Barron here it is. iPhone 17 Pro. Look at that color. Gorgeous. So we've got new chips, new cameras, new design. This is called the plateau, the extended plateau on the Pro Max. And we have a much better photo. Camera three mega. We also have a screen with a slight anti-reflective coating that might get a little bit better than that. It's also longest battery. But the pro max, which is there as on this battery, it's a big improvement. We've also gone back to our aluminum titanium is very strong, but it significantly improved thermal. Yeah. What happens to titanium? Don't you mean titanium All icon. All iPhone 17 storage. Very happy about that. I think the tris about the same. I think this is very exciting but maybe it's the air. Here it is. iPhone 17 Pro. Look at that power. Absolutely gorgeous. So we've got new chips, new cameras, new design. This is called the plateau. The extended plateau on the throne from Max. When this angry Cambridge student attacked Charlie Kirk for supporting Israel, Charlie fired back with one devastating line that left him totally humiliated. Do you think it was a defensible decision? Tell the Israelis you wanted Trump Gaza to agree Israel to invade the Gaza Strip <laugh>. Thousands of innocent children and civilians in ment school made that that point. But let's no a point. It's a moral truth. Okay? Yeah. It was also a moral truth that the war started because 1300 Jews were killed and 200 were taken hostage. You and when you declare war in Israel, expect a firestorm in reaction. And let me finish, I let you talk on Shabbat. Hamas invaded Israel and taking 200 plus hostages. They knew what they were doing and Hamas started the war. And I don't see people that were really upset about the 2 million Germans that were killed in World War ii. Civilians. A tragic truth of war is that civilians died and they brought upon themselves the only, oh your fault. The leadership of Hama, not the Israeli government. They started it. We didn't do nothing wrong. Hitler probably thought that too. They made us do it with the Treaty of Versailles. We had no choice but to invade everyone. Mm-hmm <affirmative> because uh, instead of just taking the money out of my investment account, I just wait until I get paid by kick and use that to pay the <inaudible>. I don't wanna lose my 30 pence a day daily interest getting paid tomorrow anyway. So why move money about when I'm getting money tomorrow? Well it is. It is getting harder and harder to stay off raft. Now I'm spending more and I'm making less and I'm streaming less and I'm spending more. That was also why I decided not to get the cat. Probably not a good idea. Ugh. Snotted everywhere. I'm all over my switch. Why is the channel going away? Mm. No. Huh? I can't believe they paid me $15,000 and all I got left is 5K. What in the even fuck <affirmative>. Wow. 39 viewers. Truly is the end. Well it's been a fun ride guys. I felt rich for a few months now back to being broke, broke again. I well back up to 40, 60 viewers we're so back. Yeah. When I play other videos it goes down. When I start talking again it goes up. Don't stop talking. I dunno what to say. I also got other things to do. Eight hours would make $70. Probably. Truly back to YouTube numbers. See you all back on YouTube. Yeah. YouTube might be dead too. Ooh, tough times. I don't feel anything when I suck it. Maybe it ran out. I guess I gotta get a job maybe after I come back from my mom's house. I no major jump. <laugh> did you jump <laugh>? Jump scare <laugh>. Uh, Daniel wins again. I child's dead. Ollie, your wish might come through. No more kicking. I dunno what to talk about. I'm hungry. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Hmm. Stream 24 hours and not sleep. No thanks. I don't wanna be more depressed. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. You're either depressed 'cause you've got no girl or you're depressed. 'cause now you've got a girl but now you've got no money. That's life isn't it? You can't have both. I am. Jason, what are you talking about? That's my middle name. My name's not Dobby but people keep calling me don't they? What's in name? Does it define who you are? If a rose went by any other name, it still would be as sweet. Haven't spun anything. I am a delivery driver. I delivered two bottles of wine last stream. Remember? I just don't think I should be judged based on past actions. It's not fair. I have changed. I'm a, I'm looking for Japanese restaurants in Exeter. No a good one Judge. Be based on who I am now. Not on who I was. Lest the be judged then let judge be thyself. Also Shakespeare. Why don't they do proper Yaki NICU in this country? Unless you go to London dinner. Oh, I hope my tandoori chicken's still good. Oh, I knew that was gonna happen. Something still kind of smells in it. I think it's fine. I brought it to the hotel in case I got stood up. I saw I had food. Voila. Curry. Good thing I've got a microwave. Oh my fucking dog. Oh you joking. Rice rifs everywhere. Ah, ah. Why is the curry sauce not melting? Why is the curry sauce burning it mixed. See if it's cold. Oh it's hot. Oh Jesus. Just like the Indians make Deepak would be proud. I'd rather just have a pot noodle. Actually <laugh>, I'm kind of sick of curry now. At first I was loving it. Oh, I hate it. I don't know how Indian people have it every day. Don't they get fed up a bit? I don't think I like corn anyway. Taste a bit like a coriander car of soup. What's your favorite thing to do whilst doing doggy style? Then how about you guys start spinning some seafoods instead of me all the time. I Karma is just like really thick soup. Okay. A bit weird. The tandori good. I hope they revoke my KCIP. I'm fucking done. I think I'm streaming for 50 fucking viewers. Barely anything. Might as well go back to YouTube unless I get some super chats. Get fuck all them Kit. Destroy my mental health For what? Not worth it. And this on YouTube. It was just about four hours. Yeah. Last time I properly streamed on YouTube was getting 150 viewers. That was all the way back when people like crypto are still around it now I bought this stupid new phone for streaming and now it's fucking dead. Now I'm 900 pounds back in debt 'cause of this flip seven. 'cause I thought oh I'm gonna be IRL streaming in Thailand. I knew I shouldn't bought anything for kick. I wasted my mind in a stupid bill box. Well fucking piece of shit got scam. A stupid bow box, useless junk. And 1,200 wasted on tech. Ugh. Disgusting. Ugh. Worst dinner ever. I should heart needle. What do you mean I don't use my eyes up. I've been going on and on and on the last few weeks about my new stock and shares isop. I get 30 PE a day daily interest for my stocks and shares. Isop. Why would I not use it? Well then that's your fault for not watching paying attention. Also, I had stocks and shares ISA since 2020. What do you mean haven't been what? I haven't been watching for five years. I mean on and on and on. Every time I talk about my stocks, I've got stocks and shares. Isr, I have the stocks and shares. ISR in free trade. Now I have it in train two and two. I've been saying this stuff for years and years and years And people say, oh not even union isr. Yeah I am. I've only talked about it for the last five years. People kept saying, I don't know to pay taxes on your shares. No, because I've got stocks and shares. Ir idiot idiot. Oh God, it's disgusting. Ugh. I do not like karma. Blah. Uh oh God I hate it. One more bite it horrible. Oh old in the bin. Disgusting. Ah. Now I've gotta open this stinking bin. Hold your breath. Yeah. Oh thank God it's over. God. I hate dinner. Dinner is the worst meal of the day. I hate it as well. I got cupcake biscuit and orange. Wow. Back up to 70 viewers. Amazing content. Ah, okay. First I eat the orange. I need to go Tesco at some point. So hoping a B live pops up. And then I do that and then I do Tesco for myself. That a little heater really warms up this room quick. Good thing I bought that. I can't believe they didn't put any radiators in this room. They put one in the conservatory of all places. Why do I put the heating on in the conservatory where all the heat's gonna leach out straight away? They didn't put any wall-mounted radiators in the living room and they just put that stupid fireplace with the fan. Pathetic little fan heater with a big fancy over the top fake fireplace on top of it. That doesn't do anything. What did the previous people just sit in this room with? No heating and just that little fake fireplace. Fan blowing. They must have been freezing. I dunno how you make it such a cold house. Like the house is designed for hot weather and then you get like 10 days of sun in the whole year. Yeah, when it was hot in summer the floor tiles were great. Okay. Ugh. Oh my S 10 plus battery is draining so fast. I feel kind of hot now. Ah, it's nice not having to wear so many layers. I feel so burdened by what has be before with my big thick jumper. You know what's weird that for some reason I can't talk the way I talk on stream when I'm talking to someone in real life. Like I've become another person. I don't know if I've ever been with someone and then my streaming persona came out maybe in tiny little flashes before I put it back in again. But I'm really not like this in person. I wonder why I'm too self-conscious about if what I'm gonna say is gonna upset them or not. No one's gonna hit me. What we talking about it makes me think. I don't know which ones are real me. They stream me or when? When I'm talking to someone in real life, when I'm being polite and nice, this is pretty good. I've got a little bit of car in it and vo I'm going split personality. I feel distinct difference between the two versions of myself. And it takes a while for me to get used to someone enough to where I start doing the act less when I start being more myself. Like with Tira, I was really myself didn't care at all about her feelings. I just acted like how I did on stream around her. Oh. Oh that's good. Jasmine Tea. The subtle flowery notes. Oh. Oh Not OG Bad again. Oh fucking God. How's you not all have it already? Uh, why does it say not found? Uh uh Uh uh oh I did it. Oh you gotta put in the caps as well. Only three OG spots left last chance to become an og. Only three left on the shelves. Oh wait, they are limited. I actually didn't know that. I was just joking. <laugh>. Well they're actually limited to 30. You know some people are gonna get the OGs revoked if they don't show up in the chat scene. OG revoked if no chat activity in 10 days. Mo lost his badges. Do you ever get this thing where you meet someone new and they keep looking kind of different and then you kind of forget what they look like? Like you're not really sure what they really look like yet, even when you've met them. Maybe it's some kind of disease. I have face dyslexia. Like there's different versions of them and you've seen different versions but you're not sure which ones like the real one. Especially when hairstyles change and clothing changes or when you think you know what they look like from the pictures and you meet them in real life and they look oh no, they look kind of like the pictures but not really. And then your image of what you thought they look like gets destroyed 'cause that's not what they look like. That's kind of strange. Pictures are very deceiving. I don't think I could date a girl who wears a wig. It's just kind of weird. I mean why doesn't she have any hair? What happened to her hair? If they're saying the hair looks shit without a wig, then I don't think I want to date them. Cancer. Uh, probably don't wanna date someone who's got cancer. 'cause if they die, I'd be sad. I haven't had to deal with the death of a lover yet. I be, it's very depressing. I But then if you're attracted to them, like the heart wants what the heart wants, you just wanna see them, don't you? 'cause they make you feel a certain way and then you're trapped. Now you're falling for them and they got a lifespan of what, three years You're fucked. And then if you ditch them you feel guilty and you feel like shit. Tough situation. I find these um, there's a lot of these people who get terminal cancer and they make a YouTube vlog channel and then the vlogging the final days is so miserable. There's one famous British girl, I think her name was Emma and you've logged her process of getting terminal cancer. The family still posts updates now and then to milk it. I guess I don't know if I'd do that. Why? I hate having cancer. I can't believe that Dilin, the hacker guy actually killed himself. I thought it was a troll. He was so young. Seemed so creative. I like that video that PewDiePie made about him. A lot of these troll channels probably got very depressed people Making them the desperation for the attention is kind of a cry for help or not what these ex mean people do now. Like the over the attached girlfriend Copper Cab. You know I saw that TA on guy commenting on that. How I woke up as a 36-year-old loser guy's video. Why is TA on always on these depression channels? He was commenting on my videos for a bit years ago. He seems to like these emo depression channels. Maybe he's depressed so everyone knows him for that one song. The song's rubbish though. I really don't understand why that went viral. The song's rubbish. The only funny thing is his voice is really deep. I mean the song just goes and just the same tune over and over and I don't know why they went viral. Just really don't get it. I was surprised when he was in my comments, oh well this chocolate rain means something else. <laugh> like explosive diarrhea. <laugh>. Oh is it his chocolate rain on all the bitches? He's just spraying it out. <laugh>? Mm-hmm <affirmative> made a follow up video mention he saw you copied his video idea but thought it was funny. <laugh> worth a shot, isn't it? I didn't copy what he was saying. I just copied the title. Hopefully no one sends him the clip where I made fun of how he says Bachelor. Bachelor. Bachelor. <laugh>. People snitching on me already. Someone called hiding in my room. Copied your video. Everyone copies everything on YouTube. Do you remember when morgues was just copying Mr. Beast with the same titles and the same thumbnails? What happens to more? Because I think you just grow up and then stop doing that and cringe stuff. See that's just what happens. You grow up and you grow out of it and then you move on to something else. I copied the No Friends thing and then someone else copied me. I don't care. We just trying to get views on me's. Like Steve Jobs says the best artists still they don't innovate or something like that. I can't remember what it said. No one's putting the rubbish out tonight. But it wasn't bank holiday. Was it on Monday or was it if it's bank holiday it get delayed one day but it wasn't bank holiday. It is Wednesday today, isn't it? No, I'm not gonna bother with the iPhone. It's too hard to click bait and I'm not gonna spend money to actually get it. And it's not out until the 19th. I could do a fake video like oh blah blah blah. I'll be bothered. It never works with iPhone. Only thing that works with me for iPhone is comparing it to my old iPhone comparison tests as is pressed. The benchmark testing thing, I dunno why it's so hard to get views during iPhone content. It's just, I think maybe 'cause it's just so oversaturated with all the tech YouTubers, so many people trying to make videos about the same topic. Whereas there's no one saying do not buy Silk song. There's so many people already crapping on iPhone. I mean iPhone already has millions of people who think it's shit. They don't, you don't need to convince anyone. Everyone knows there's certain type of people that think iPhone shit, but if you shit on a popular game, then it's not easier to get the attention of them. Can't believe Will Smith called him Mark Cass Brownley And no one corrected him. How disrespectful of, I feel like Will Smith's a bit sad these days. Like he's still still trying to be young and hip. Like he's still desperate for the fame, not letting it go. He does these cringe live concerts where he does the fresh prince of belay. Like he thinks he's still in his twenties, but his face looks all puffy, like all bloated. And that whole slapping Chris rock thing made him look so pathetic. Sad. Really Dunno if he's done Botox or something. But his face looks really puffy and swollen. Widow Smith. Widow Smith Smith. Look at Britney Spears. She looks nuts as well on her Instagram. She just, I don't know, she, her face looks weird, like she's been crying all night. It is kind of sad when that's your whole identity looking beautiful. That's kind of been my whole identity as well. Looking young now I'm getting old. I feel a bit sad. Didn't get idd buying the cigarettes. I don't know if I'm gonna bother caring, like dying my hair and stuff. It would just let it happen. And my mom dies her hair and Victoria's mom let it all go. Great. Yeah, I got freaked out seeing white hairs. How many viewers now? A hundred. Nice. Today's Wednesday. Hey. Wow. Mark's tanking. Tanking. Maybe three months of midnight tonight. That's another four hours. But crank out the hours now. Ah, it's so nice when the neighbors aren't here, I can fart as loud as I want. Don't have to whisper anymore. Although they probably can't hear me anyway. I just get paranoid. What mortgage lender bans deposits from Bank of mom and dad. Who's Charlie Kirk? Captain Kirk son. Damn. Be livery dead today. Maybe some civil unrest or tank the market. I thought the whole Israel Gaza thing would've crashed it more, but it didn't really make cold color. What's with the big sigh? Hmm. I don't know. Just wanna enjoy life best I can without regrets before it's all over. Past year has just been pretty wild. So many things changing so rapidly. Nothing remaining stable. I feel envious of people just, I don't know. They live this stable life. Married for decades. Wonder what that's like. I, it's like you learned all bits and pieces about all these different people and it all merges into one giant shadowy figure. Like a big blob. It's funny, the rain stops at night, like it's gone to sleep and then it starts again during the day. <laugh> 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM 9:00 AM to 8:00 PM tomorrow. It's raining. When is it gonna start? Do you remember when online chat rooms first started to be a thing? I remember me and my school friend were on it and I just typed in all caps. His whole name, like his full name I put is in here. I put is your insert name here. And then he goes, stop typing my name. <laugh>. Here were my first interaction with the internet. End up accidentally leaking someone's name. Great friend. Well, Mark's tanking I told you. Uh, nice. Some warm. Maybe I'll turn off the heater. I think it's costing me 20 pence an hour. I think it uses like 2.5 kilowatts per hour. Oh no, that's like 50 PE an hour. Holy shit. One kilowatt an hour is 23 pence. It costs me 50 an hour to not be cold. Better turn it off. Let's just close my curtains. Keep the heat inside. Now I know the financial pain of staying warm. Never had to worry about it before. My dad always just bought loads of wood and just burned it in the fire. You know how they, they like to meme about people thinking EVs save the atmosphere, but then they're just burning all the fossil fuels in a plant to provide the electricity. Yeah, but it's better than having all the cars spewing out pollution. But it's have it all in one place far away from everyone in a plant. It's also nice how quiet it is. I remember going from Bangkok to Roker thinking it's so quiet with all these hybrids and it took Tooks and Eds. <silence> Oh, they are putting bins out. Oh, I guess I should put my bins out. I don't know who Charlie Kirk is. Where is he? That guy who debates people about Israel. Maybe I know his face. You, no way. You're joking. I was just watching that guy debate. The ginger guy from England. Really? I was just watching his stuff shot in the neck while speaking at Utah. Jesus. That's wild. I mean, I always thought he was kind of asking for trouble. 'cause I've seen these things where he goes to like a campus and then all these angry students come up to him. Right wing influencer, shot in the neck. Brutal. Uh, what was his name? Mark Kirk. Oh, Charlie Kirk. 30,000 Watching state lawmakers being attacked there. So, uh, that's something that uh, yeah, that folks are definitely tuned into as well as part of this, uh, yeah, full trend. And, and Tom, just briefly, I've talked to law enforcement officials in other countries that have dealt with these incidents before. Speaking specifically about Northern Ireland, the biggest thing that they say is that once this gets into society, that you, people start to think this is how they solve their differences with a Charlie Kirk with a local lawmaker. Uh, that it's takes a very long time from that to get outta society. That's really a big concern too. I, I mean, just speak to anybody who lived through the 1960s and, and everything this country experienced and all the loss that that that this country experience with with the political assassinations that happened during that decade. Um, I do wanna bring in somebody else. Tom, while I have you, uh, because we are getting a statement. Actually, you know, I'm, I'm gonna hit this. We're getting a statement now from Turning point USA. This is Charlie Kirk's organization. Here's what they say. This is a big update. They say this is an ongoing situation that they can confirm. Charlie Kirk has been shot. He's in the hospital and we are praying for him at this time. He's not dead. I thought he was dead. Turning point USA uh, wait, is he dead or not? Both Charlie Kirk, which we know had been shot. He's now in the hospital trying to save his life. Tom, the point I was gonna bring up with you is that from the eyewitness, Justin, we were speaking to who, who witnessed this. He had heard and, and, and maybe he had even seen that the suspect that was in custody had gotten there real early, had been walking around. He had been noticed by other people. He was now in custody. And I bring that up because it it, it rings to what we heard during the shooting in Butler that, that the shooter had sort of scoped it out a little bit. You can remember walk, gotten very close and then had had positioned himself up on that rooftop. That's right Tom. And that's consistent with the second attempted assassination, uh, of Donald Trump. When a secret service agent, uh, spotted that individual who's gonna be going to trial soon, uh, hiding out in the bushes along the golf course there and the secret service agent fires and then calls it in, just didn't waste any single, uh, just didn't waste any time. Um, yes, it, it is generally, uh, uh, what we see these days are individuals, uh, conducting a lot of planning. Um, we saw that uh, in other targeted shootings and incidents that we've seen this year. So obviously that's a big concern. But what we've noticed in, in that and what law enforcement has noticed in the course of, of looking at it, is that they haven't prepared in a way where they've involved other individuals or they've taken actions, uh, where law enforcement would've known about the plot ahead of time. These are and the impact he's had really over the last 10 years in American politics. You may not know the name Charlie Kirk at home. We know him because we cover the Republican Party. We've covered President Trump. People in the chat were saying he died in my chat. Doesn't say he died. He says he was shot but in the neck. That must suck while the market tanked. I'm gonna take my rubbish out before the kitchen stinks up. America has such weird debates like are guns good or are guns bad? Is abortion good or is it bad? <laugh>, this is weird. The garbage angle. That's weird. Oh, I do have plastic waste. I also didn't have any cold. Oh, I thought it was cold outside. I just went outside to take out the rubbish hole. It's not cold in the house. What do you mean only 13? That's freezing spasm. I should get headphones so I can doom scroll without you guys knowing I'm doom scrolling. It's funny, you guys would rather just listen to silence than me Doom scrolling. It's actually insane. You'd rather just hit a blank wall with silence. 'cause when I start doom scrolling, people start leaving. Get the new Apple Air Pod Pro X three, 300 pounds. Yeah, maybe that's my tactic. I go all quiet and then you forget the stream's on, which means you can't leave it 'cause you don't even know you're in it. <laugh> genius. That's how I got over a hundred thousand subs. People don't even remember this sub. To me, if I made a new channel with my active viewers, I mean I did. I made the kick. Like how many followers I got? 1,400. If I made a new YouTube channel, I don't think I'd even get 2000 subs. If I said I'm deleting this channel, here's my new channel. Probably not even 2000 subs would come join it. Hello. Hello. How's Charlie Kirk doing? What part of the neck did he get shot in? Like the middle part or the side? Maybe if it's on the side they could save him but through their throat would be unlikely. Uh, I never like seeing anyone shot like that. Even if you disagree with them, they really gotta start using bulletproof screens. Trump finally started using it in a country like America as well. Damn. That's a lot of blood. Did he get shot twice or is that someone pushing him such a sad country? Hmm uh. I felt bummed out seeing that footage now. Yeah, I just saw it depressing. Now I'm all bummed out. There's so much blood. Oh god, I think they need new law. If you're gonna do these kind of speeches, if you need bulletproof screen in front of you, that's the only way you're gonna stop it. Like if you can't stop the guns and you got to put up some kind of defense, they don't, they don't put any defense. I don't even wear bulletproof armor or something. And you're in America saying this really provocative stuff. You'd think they would, I don't know, take precautions like Trump got shot how many times already? Dunno why they think they're untouchable. Well 'cause they got some security. Security's not gonna stop a bullet. Really? He's 31. Jesus. I thought he was older. I thought he was like 40. Damn, he's only 31. I thought he was like 41. He was like buzz light you And that shot it looked like almost in the center of his neck. Not the side. Like to the side of his throat I guess. I mean if he went in his throat it'd be dead. I, I don't know how people could be happy about someone dying. I can't even think of anyone. If they died, I'd be happy about unless it's like a serial rapist mass murderer psycho who chained people up in his basement then maybe that's okay if he died. <silence> Hmm. I don't know why people die when they lose a lot of blood suddenly. Can't they just put the blood back in? Like if the brain dies 'cause the blood is lost quickly. Can't they put the blood back in? The brain starts up again then they just shock it. A stupid brain. Isn't that? And where did the blood come from? Did it come from the brain or was it from the neck or wasn't there already blood in the brain? I don't know how it works really. I mean it's just a hole in the neck. As long as it didn't like blow out his spine and spinal cord, why can't there just be a hole in the neck and then they close the hole up, put the blood back in. Humans so fragile aren't they? Uh, why? Why have a neck if there's so many important things in the neck? Like this would never have happened to no ed neck. I mean no neck ed. What did I say? No neck ed would never get shot in the neck. It seems like a liability on the neck. I'm just trying to solve neck injuries. Like a lot of blood comes out of the neck. Yeah. And no men have nut sacks because the body's too hot for the balls. What does that have to do with it? Yeah, I've got one $5 do today. Oh must be weird being political. Maybe this is what asexual people think. 'cause I think I'm pretty apolitical. I don't see how you can care. Why are my current pulse falling out the hole? Uh, DIY repair man I'd say again and it moves when I close the curtain, I didn't put the knob ends back on. I'm not a famous person. I used to think it'd be so cool to be famous now. No thanks. Whose irina? Tka a stabbing? Well 'cause she's the only white person on the train. What is the guy who stabbed her look like the predator ian from the movie. Damn. She was cute. What a waste. And people kept asking why don't I go to America? No thanks. No thank you. There's sick world out there. I don't know if it's just me but sometimes my sofa smells like vomit only sometimes though. And when I smell the sofa and I don't, I don't smell the vomit anymore. It's weird. No it was a brand new sofa. It was so hard when I first got it still quite firm but it softened up a bit. Mainly on the bit where I sit. I never sit on these bits. I think the sofa was like 400 pounds. I think the sofa's the most expensive bit of furniture here. Gaming chair was 150, the bed was two 50. I think a mattress was about a hundred. Not cheap. Furnishing a new place says Trump says he's dead. Damn. Just like that One minute. Yeah. Then you're gone. Yep. Dead. So sad. Hmm. That's why I don't get political. It's just too many crazy people. Hmm. Just weird because I was watching his uh, some clips of his earlier today and then he died. No one vomited on the sofa. Oh my god. I am not really a streamer anymore, am I? I'm just hosting a chat room. <laugh>. The content is just people in the chat fighting <laugh> and more content than what I make. <laugh>. I mean if you're gonna fight each other, I don't care. But if you're gonna fight me then I get annoyed. I didn't moon beef with everyone on Discord when she joined it. People were trolling her about Russia. Looks like you in a wig. <laugh> What? Just 'cause the glasses are similar. Who does none. These girls are serious. Not a single one. It is funny how I went from having like five girls to now none <laugh>. Not even one <laugh>. All of a sudden there were loads and then all of a sudden there were none. It's kind of funny but like can you even name a single girl right now from the channel? There's not even a single like new girl of the channel at all. Um, I don't think there's a single Turkey tom person left that watches anymore. It's just when I started Kick and I saw the numbers and the money I got kind of desperate to get a girl on stream. So yeah, I was pretty um, into the Thailand idea and then I kind of lost interest. I just, I can't be bothered to get on a plane and fly halfway across the world. Go back to the country I was already in for two years. I just don't wanna live that life anymore. Gee, I can't believe they just shot Charlie Kirk like that in front of everyone. Like public execution in front of all of his supporters. It's brutal that his kids and family are gonna see that. It's insane. Like Game of Thrones type of stuff. Just publicly executed in front of thousands. Stone cold, heartless. He's just like a Ben Shapiro type. Talks a lot about the same topics. Gun stuff, Israel, abortion, blah blah blah. He's just like a Ben Shapiro client. I watched a couple of his debate clips aboard. Same old nonsense. He works in the refugee center. Was that his plan all along? <laugh>. Is that why he got the job? <laugh> get a Ukrainian wife. Genius. Budge. Frowny <laugh>. That's good one. Can I get the B frowning please? <laugh>, I'm getting hungry. And the streaming's hard work. I what is that? Oh I'm sad. My vape broke. I charge it up and then it does, it works for two puffs. Uh, and then does blue light flash. I stole his crisp from the hotel. Knocked out one need one. I stole all the biscuits and crisps. That's what you get. I haven't had these in angels. Two thirds of the bags empty. Why don't this make the bag smaller? Hmm. I am thirsty. I'm an ice. Uh, what a day. Why can't anyone help me fix my vape? I want my sour water Madden. Hmm. Look I charge it a little bit and it'll work. It only works for two puff puffs and then it doesn't work again. And you charge it up again. Plug it in and plug it out. No, I think maybe the battery's screwed. I dunno why it doesn't work when it's plugged in. It doesn't even vibrate. Oh it does. It doesn't work. Rubbish. I inhale it with my nose. So I'd say the nose hairs filter out the aldehydes. That's why you shouldn't pluck your nose hair. Damn. I still can't believe they just shot him like that. Public execution. I mean he was like sitting on that little stage podium thing like on the wooden decking where they guillotine people in the olden days. Like he sat there presenting himself a target. I can't believe they did that right in the neck. Brutal. Which is, I think Democrats are behind it. Like they hired someone. How come that never happens in the uk? I remember one MP got stabbed but he was like a nobody. And it happened in this, I dunno what it's called, village hall thing. No one that the British gave up trying to fight them. Just the wild land of lunacy and just let them destroy themselves. This nicotine's not doing anything. I think I'm immune. What's massive? Massive fan to squeeze out from his driveway. I don't answer questions for free. Do you guys get migraines? I've never had a migraine. What is it? Well look a headache. I always hear about them but I've never had it. Is it genetic? Like an allergy? It gets triggered by something. One time I had a really bad headache and then I went to sleep and woke up and it was gone. Usually when I do those really long walks on the stream, I come home, I have a headache. But I think that's dehydration. Oh, I'm cold. Ah. I keep vomiting. I am not getting the kids in anymore. I need to save money. The easy kick money is drying up. I can't be wasting it now. Got places to go. Famous kick streamers. There's barely any. Everyone's got like a hundred viewers or something. Kick is like the website of a hundred viewer Andes. They only famous ones that Aiden Ross and that's it. Really? Ice I guess. But he doesn't even stream anymore. Remember me and Tira are just awkwardly squeezing into that little bar Ice was sitting in and we just stood behind him. <laugh>, I was so excited. I was Maybe I was kind of starstruck. I was so giddy. I know you <laugh>. I was so excited back then to get recognized by other bigger creators. I felt like I'm one of you. Can we be friends? But my content was just stupid. It was all just, Hey guys, I'm a weirdo who's married in Japan. That was the whole gimmick, wasn't it? And I say crazy things. I what a journey. Glad you guys are here with me to see the end. The end days from a hundred K down to 66. It is been a wild journey. Fan girls. Haters drama. I don't wanna be famous anymore. I don't wanna get shot in the neck. Dunno what would happen if I streamed 15 hours on YouTube. Maybe I'd make the same as what I make on Kick. I can do sleep stream too. Just never turn it off. Nah, sounds really depressing. I wonder if Asman Gold's gonna react to the public execution. And you think he died straight away? I reckon he died straight away. Am I go to bed? 11 o'clock? Hmm. Oh well, uh, well I'm going to bed. Good night.