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Hello,

testing,

testing.

Wow, it's working.

Where should I put the camera?

The laptop's so low, I have to bend down

to see this screen.

Hmm, increase your volume. Okay,

how about now?

I'm gonna get hunchback if I do this the

whole stream. I'm not sure if this is a

good idea instead of streaming on the

phone. I thought this would be fun to do.

Hmm,

look how

far away it is.

It's so far. This is weird.

I feel like I'm working in a kitchen.

Share the news so I can leave. No,

you're supposed to stay. That's the whole

point of a stream, so you come and you

stay. You're not supposed to just come and

The things I have to do to get people to

not leave me. Jesus,

everyone just wants to abandon me all the

time. My girlfriends, my wife, my viewers.

No loyalty anywhere.

To put it on top of the fridge, that'd be

Where should I put the camera? Maybe it's

too far away over there. Do you think it's

too far away?

I also don't know why there's black bars

on the top and bottom when I use this

Very strange. Is it because it's so wide?

How do I make it not so— I want it to be

wide, but I don't want the black bars

above and below.

It's 6 in the morning, but when I was in

Japan, I streamed earlier than this. In

Japan, it's It's nearly 8 PM.

Oh, thanks, Effin Music. Cooking with

Daniel time.

Very generous.

Do something entertaining? Like what?

When do I ever do entertaining things like

a backflip or play the guitar?

That's why my channel is dead. I don't

know how to do entertaining things. I need

something to elevate the laptop,

otherwise I'll be like this the whole

I'll bring it a bit closer.

I need to cut my hair. My hair is getting

I'm not sure what to make for lunch today.

Maybe I'll do the air fryer again. I feel

a bit cold. I want to get my hoodie.

It looks funny.

Okay, look, half this surface is always

covered in stuff.

What is all this stuff? Look at all this.

Maybe if I

put this here.

Nescafé Original. Oh,

oh, smells pretty good. I haven't had

Nescafé since I came back because my mum

got this coffee machine and I've been

drinking Americanos.

And I'm getting a bit bored of the taste.

Have you ever had this thing where you

have the same coffee for too long and then

the taste just becomes more and more bland

because you get used to it?

The good news is Chihiro wants to get

back together. We're getting married

again. I'm so happy.

She said when Japan reopens, we can get

married if I promise to delete

my channel.

Oh, thanks, Avicii. What are you unboxing?

Is it a violin or something? Um, I got— I

bought a special musical instrument. I

don't know if I want to reveal it yet. It

might not come in time because it— I

ordered it yesterday, so it might come

quite late. Hopefully it comes during the

stream, then I can show it. But I feel

like people are going to get annoyed with

the sound of it, and then I lose loads of

viewers.

I was up until 2 AM in the morning last

night Watching all these musical

YouTubers. There's so many. I didn't

realize this. I mean, I guess it's kind of

obvious there's a huge musical YouTube

space, but I was just hooked for hours

watching that guy play bass. David,

Davey something. That guy has got such a

dead inside delivery. I thought I sounded

and looked dead inside. That guy's on

another level, but it's funny. Look at

this, the way he says stuff. So I was

watching all these bass players, and then

I started watching these violin players,

and then I started watching this little

Chinese girl who's really good at violin.

Those musical YouTubers are pretty good.

I wish I could do something musical. It

looks really fun to be able to play an

instrument or to be able to sing. Would

you rather be really good at singing or be

really good at an instrument?

I think an instrument would be cooler,

like a banjo. I wish I could play the

banjo. They just sound so funny.

Banjo-Kazooie.

Maybe if I put this here.

Oh, my mum wants me to clean up the wood

in the garden. She keeps moaning at me,

so I might have to do a shorter stream

than usual because I have to spend a

couple hours picking up wood. Maybe you

can just watch me from inside as I do it,

but I can't really think of a good excuse

not to do it.

I said, why didn't the guy who chopped it

down move it? He just left it all in the

garden, all these trees and logs and

branches.

Keeps saying I'm lazy.

Wasn't my idea to cut it down.

I don't want to. I'm busy!

Got streams to do and videos to make.

Do I look like I'm a manual laborer?

Ugh. Can't we just get

a gardener? How much does it cost to get a

gardener to just do this? Can't be

bothered. Got more important things to do,

like planning my triumphant return to

Asia. And doing my stocks.

I think I should sell my stocks. I feel

like the market's gonna crash. Everyone's

saying it's gonna be a repeat of the 2008

financial crisis and we're just about to

tip off like 80% down. I'm scared.

I've completely lost confidence in stocks.

Who else thinks there's going to be a

massive crash? Like all the indexes are

going to crash like 60,

70%. I think I'm just going to sell 70%

of my portfolio. I'm scared. I don't know.

I've already lost $20,000. I don't end up

losing $30,000.

I can't believe I lost $20,000.

Whose idea was it to get stocks? You owe

me. It's all your fault. You owe me

£20,000. I want my money back. I was

promised gains. I was promised stock

market gains and riches and 10x's, and

instead I got minus £20k.

Should never have started. If I never got

into stocks, I would have like £50,000

right now. Instead, I've only got bloody

30,000, and now I've got to pay for

the Malaysia trip, and then I've got to

pay for my new GoPro because I want to get

the GoPro 10 when we go to the beach. I

want to do some underwater filming.

This is not very comfy to stream like

All these stupid YouTubers like Meet Kevin

and Jeremy and Stock Mo, they should all

get arrested. They're all basically the

same. Have you seen Wolf of Wall Street

where Leonardo DiCaprio plays Jordan

Belfort, that guy who scammed loads of

people out of millions of dollars and then

got sent to jail? He's a YouTuber now.

That guy, Jordan Belfort.

And all these other YouTubers are

basically just the modern-day version of

what he did, just suckering in people to

buy stocks whilst they profit off the

YouTube revenue, and then us suckers lose

our life savings. So all of the stupid

idiots— oh, this stock's

going to 10x, 100% guaranteed.

Stupid ears like Stock Mo saying end of

year NIO is going to be $100.

They should get sent to jail.

Jordan Belfort got sent to jail. All these

YouTubers should get fucking arrested.

They were laughing because they made loads

of money off YouTube.

They don't care. All us

idiots buying their stupid courses.

All these idiots donating loads of money

to Meet Kevin every time he streams whilst

he's making people lose money from his

stupid stock recommendations.

It was Ken Tent's idea for you to get into

stocks. No, it wasn't.

It was that guy I met in Korea, but I

didn't listen to him. No refunds, carrot.

You know Eugene in Korea? I met him. He

actually said that you should buy dividend

stocks, and if I did that, I would have

been up. I would would have tripled my

money if I actually just got dividend

stocks. But no, I got into stupid meme

stocks.

I blame— I blame Chris Sain and

all those stock tubers. This cable's

twisted. Wait, I need to flip this.

Why is it twisted like that?

Oh, keeps moving.

What do you mean I don't read chats? What

do you think I'm looking at? I'm looking

at the chat.

Can you hear that fridge? It keeps

interrupting my stream.

I still didn't get my sponsor money.

They sent me a document to sign last

Wednesday or Thursday. I signed it, sent

it off, and I didn't hear back from them.

Now it's Monday. Where's my money? They

owe me like $1,600. I need it to pay my

sister for the plane ticket and to get my

new GoPro, and I need to buy some Japanese

yen for when I get back to Japan.

Because you're not answering. I'm not

gonna answer every single question unless

it stands out to me as an interesting

question.

I'm too tall. I need to be shorter like

this. It's a

bank holiday. Yeah, so stocks in England

are all closed today, but not the American

ones. I want to sell my stocks.

It feels like it's a different holiday

every week. Pancake Day,

Jesus Day, Valentine's Day,

St. Patrick's Day.

I want to go to Japan, have some wagyu

beef. Melts in your mouth. In your

mouth. Melt in your mouth.

A5. You grew your hair back? Yeah, I went

from completely bald to hair— hairy in

2 days. I have the fastest hair growth in

the world. When are we going to Malaysia?

Um, in a couple months. So I've got 2 more

months of YouTube money coming in before

we have to go to Malaysia, so I'm pretty

happy with that.

So I want to get— I might get an apartment

in Malaysia and try living there for a

bit. It could be fun, could be

interesting.

I'm in Kuala Lumpur right now. Really? Do

I have any Malaysian viewers in Malaysia,

or non-Malaysians in Malaysia?

I'll take you to the finest wagyu beef.

Do they have restaurants like that in

Kuala Lumpur? Whenever me and my family go

to Malaysia, we never go to, you know,

restaurants that are good.

It's always just normal restaurants like a

Chinese restaurant. What about some

teppanyaki or some wagyu beef food or

maybe some shabu-shabu? My family have

never had any interest in Japanese food.

I remember— oh yeah, I did. In 2012, I

rec— I suggested going to Korean barbecue,

and we went to Korean barbecue. My dad was

so confused. They bring out all these

little plates, so these little side

dishes, and then the leaf, and then the

kimchi. And then he was sitting there

completely baffled as to what you're

supposed to do. He was like, where's the

plate? Where's like my plate? Where's the

big plate?

And then he thought it was weird because

we had to cook it ourselves.

So I've been looking at apartments for

Malaysia. They seem quite affordable. I

can get a pretty big nice place for only

1,000 to 1,500 400 a month,

which is okay if I'm just staying for a

couple months. I wouldn't want to pay that

much if I was living there, but I'm not

going to live there. Can I live there

since my mum's Malaysian? Can I get like a

second passport? That'd be pretty cool if

I could. Let me Google it.

Can I get Malaysian passport

if my mum is Malaysian?

Application for citizenship by a Malaysian

mother.

Both parents and the child must be present

during registration. Child's birth

certificate. Parents' Malaysian marriage

certificate. Mother's Malaysian identity

card. I don't think my mum even has that

stuff, like all these identification

cards. She hasn't lived in Malaysia since

19— 90s, 1980s.

Sounds too complicated.

Like, um, Anime Man, because his mum's

Japanese, is that how he's able to live in

Japan? I wish Anime Man would make a video

explaining what kind of visa he has

because I think he just got dual

citizenship because he's— because his

mum's Japanese.

I wonder if Malaysia does it.

Then I would have like a, a home base

that's nearby to Japan. Like America has

army bases so they can do bombing runs

nearby. I'll have like a home base near to

Japan. I just hop in between Malaysia and

Japan every few times every year.

That'd be so cool if I could do that. The

annoying thing about living in England is

it's so far away from Asia, and I really

hate the 14-hour, 12-hour plane flights.

Can't they make the planes go faster? I

don't get it. There's nothing to stop them

from going faster. It's the sky. What are

they gonna fly into? You can't do it on

the road as a car because it'll be

dangerous. You might crash. But you're in

the sky, why don't they just double the

speed of the plane? It's not impossible,

we had the Concorde. It went like 1,000

miles per hour and then they scrapped it

because it was too expensive to operate.

How come since the 1960s or whenever the

Concorde was a thing, how come since then

there's been no advancements in

aeroplanes?

They still go same speed, don't they?

There's no— there's been no advancement in

the technology. Maybe just fuel efficiency

has become better and little touchscreen

tablets on the back of seats have gotten

better, but apart from that, I want, I

want a plane that goes a bit faster so I

can Get there faster.

They've got hypersonic missiles. Why can't

they make a hypersonic aeroplane faster

than the speed of sound? They already have

those—the fighter jets—they can do a sonic

boom. Why can't they have a Boeing 747 do

a sonic boom?

Hypersonic Boeing.

Imagine if the terrorists hijacked those.

You wouldn't be able to stop them.

What if they make an electric plane? Why

is there no electric planes yet? You got

electric cars and trains. You have

solar-powered electric Boeing.

See, I've got all these ideas, no one

listens to me. Do I feel culturally

bankrupt because you're half— um,

I don't know what that means.

Do you mean I'm lacking in culture?

In what way does a normal white English

person be full of culture?

I don't get it. I have ham sandwiches and

crisps and I celebrate Christmas.

The battery would be too heavy. Yeah, but

instead of having a fuel tank, you just

have a massive battery.

Lacking in luster. Okay, what am I gonna

make today? Can I cook chicken wings if

they're frozen? Because I put them in the

Hmm, where should I put it?

What should I make today?

Let me see.

Can I cook frozen chicken wings air

fryer? Place frozen

wings in air fryer, close drawer, set to

400 degrees. Is that Celsius or

Fahrenheit? There's no way it can do 400

degrees Celsius. It goes up to like 200

max.

Spray wings with olive oil.

I don't know, I don't really feel like

chicken wings. I feel like something

simple.

Why is my camera so close?

Is it true what Chihiro said recently?

What did she say? Did she say she misses

me?

I request you upload this stream on

YouTube. All my streams are on YouTube.

It is on YouTube. What do you mean?

Is there like a nice fancy classy area

in Kuala Lumpur that's kind of

like Tokyo? Because I don't want to live

in the rundown area.

I want to live in a nice fancy place with

nice shopping and buildings.

Do I feel drawn to Asia since you're half

but grew up in England, so Asia doesn't

feel like home either?

Uh, no, I like Asia because it doesn't

feel like home. Because it feels alien and

exotic.

To me, England feels like home because

it's where I grew up, so it feels boring

and uninteresting. I'd rather go to Asia

than go to London or some English place.

That's why I don't want to go to America,

because it just looks like a crazier

version of Europe but less historical.

America looks boring.

It's full of weird people.

Yeah, South America, don't even get me

started. It's just like a big jungle with

drug dealers and gangs chopping each

other's heads off. Why would you ever want

to go to South America? Everyone in South

America probably wants to leave it where

they get their hands chopped off by the

Colombian cartel. I don't know why David

Bond is there creating a harem. He's nuts.

It's like going to the Middle East and

making a harem, and then you get tied up

and stoned. Isn't he scared, like, some

Colombian cartel gang member is going to

find his channel and then Top off his

penis. I'd be scared.

I think the guy's a bit crazy. He went to

Korea and then he made all this stuff to

trigger the media, then he was on the

news, and then the news was warning

everyone about him being a sex criminal or

I don't know if he's banned from entering

Korea. And that's the kind of attention I

wouldn't want to get, no matter how

desperate I got. You don't want to become

like public enemy number one, even if you

Is it brave or just nuts?

I've seen Ice Poseidon streams. They look

weird in America.

I mean, they seem weird.

Live in Singapore. Um,

I don't know. Been to Singapore, but just

for one day. I met this girl there. I met

a Malaysian girl in Singapore. We went for

sushi, and it was really awkward because

she kept trying to speak to me in

Japanese, and I was like,

I refused to speak to her in Japanese.

But it's like she really wanted to speak

in Japanese, but we both speak English

fluently, and we're— neither of us are

Japanese. It just felt really weird.

And then she didn't talk to me again.

I think she moved to Japan. She got some

kind of scientist job. She was very

clever. She did food bio— food something,

I don't know.

I want to go to a nice, well-developed

country that has a nice city and it feels

safe and modern and doesn't feel

depressing like Korea does.

Okay, give me your food. I got a Beyond

Burger. Oh, I got pizza.

Why is Korea depressing? I don't know,

it's just like the, the atmosphere and the

vibe there just feels kind of depressing.

Maybe I was in, in a bad area and I should

have gone to a more touristy area. I was

living in this kind of area where just

Korean people live, normal Korean people.

It wasn't a very touristy place. I forgot

the name. It was in between Gangnam and

that Hongdae place, but it was like

a really cheap area and

it had no Western shops. There was no

McDonald's, no KFC. It was just purely

Korean stuff, and I felt kind of out of

place.

I've got a Beyond Burger.

Um, what else?

Onions.

Also, the, the landscape in Korea just

feels kind of depressing, like it's full

of brown barren mountains. And then you've

got North Korea nearby, which just makes

it more— feel more depressing. I think

it's because North Korea is right next

door, it feels kind of oppressive. You've

got all this poverty and famines going on

so nearby. It kind of sucks the fun

out of life knowing that.

Japan is way more scenic looking. Way

prettier than Korea.

Not sure

why.

Um.

I'm not sure if I want to do it like this,

maybe like

that.

Ideally, I would like a few countries to

just rotate between. Usually it would have

been Japan and Korea, but now Japan is

not very reliable because they might

reopen, then they might shut again. So I

need a country to substitute Japan with to

add into my rotation.

Which one would be good?

Why can't there be more countries like

Japan? Why is Japan so good?

Where is the knife?

Do you think the stream's better like this

or better when I stream on my phone?

I found it easier to stream on my phone

because I have to

hunch over like this to see the screen.

Rotate between Japan, Korea, and Taiwan.

Didn't really like Taiwan much. Maybe it's

just because I had a bad experience with

that girl. Just felt like it didn't

look very nice.

I was in Taichung for

a month.

We went bowling, and then on the way to

the bowling place, it started raining

really heavy. We got soaked, completely

drenched in the rain. It was like going

underwater. The rain is so heavy there.

Did I stream snipe Ice in the past? Yeah,

when he was in Japan. We tracked him down.

He was in a little bar kind

of place with Gary.

Can't believe he just disappeared like

that. Scammed everyone, then just

vanished. Not even a stream once in a

while, just out of boredom.

Wasn't expecting that to happen. I thought

he would carry on trying to stream and

carry on trying to come with— come up with

ideas, but it seems like he just gave up

completely.

He was still getting a couple thousand

viewers. I'd be happy with that, but I

guess when you go from having 20K viewers

A stream down to 2K within 1K. That's

pretty depressing when you experience

such highs. Even when you drop down so

low, it just makes you feel miserable.

Oh, I could make onion rings, but the

onion's cut in half, so it won't be a

ring. It'll be like a C-shape.

He's still begging Twitch to unban him.

Why is he so obsessed with getting back on

Twitch? YouTube is fine. It's just because

all these— all the big streamers that he

used to hang out with are on Twitch, and

then he thinks if he can get back on

Twitch, he'll start collabing with the big

ones again and then get back his old

audience. I don't know.

If that would actually work.

Maybe it would.

I think YouTube is better as a platform.

You make more money from the ads. Well, I

do at least.

I went to Taipei for one day with her. We

went on a date. It was so sweet. She

showed up at my hotel, 6 AM. We went to

the bus station. On a bus trip to Taipei

and we went to this Buddhist temple place

where she went to pray. And then I got my

fortune told by this Buddhist woman, and

they could all speak really good Japanese

for some reason. It was weird. So we spoke

in Japanese instead of English, and they

gave me— I don't know what I did with it—

they gave me a paper. It was all in

Chinese, so I couldn't understand it. So I

got that Chinese girl to translate it for

me. I forgot what she said.

It was weird. I just sat there watching

them pray. I think they, they made me do

it as well, clap my hands together. And

then we went to the cat village. There's

like this village in the middle of nowhere

you take a train to, and they've got cats

everywhere. That was quite nice. I slapped

her bum though. That was kind of weird now

I think about it. I don't know why. We

were sitting on a bench, we got up, she

got up in front of me, and I just slapped

her bum. It just came out of nowhere. I

wasn't even planning or thinking about it.

It just happened. I couldn't resist. And

then she got angry and slapped me back on

the arm. I just really wanted to

touch her. She had such a nice bottom.

Oh, thanks, Sophia. Enjoy the food.

I'll try. I'll make my special onion

rings. I never made onions before.

She had such a nice bum. It was so round

and curvy. She had really nice legs

as well, and she would wear those very

short, short shorts because it was hot.

I was so sexually frustrated in Taiwan.

I remember I snuck into her room when she

was at work trying to look for panties. I

couldn't find them. It's like she knew

that I was going to look for them and then

she hid them somewhere. Couldn't find her,

you know, her sensitives, her fragiles

anywhere. And then when she came back from

work, she said she knew that I was in her

room. She said she could sense my

presence, that I was in her room. It was

creepy. She kept saying she could see

ghosts as well and that she often has a

ghost coming into her room. I was like,

no, I promise I wasn't in your room.

My favorite bit of the Taiwan trip was

when she would take me on her moped and

then I would sit on the, on the behind,

behind her, and I got to put my arms

around her waist. That was the most

skinship I got to experience when we went

on the moped.

And then her dad and brother took us to

these mountain areas in the middle of

Taiwan. And they have these kind of

communities that live in the mountains.

We stayed in one of the houses because her

dad's— her dad was friends with people

there, and they had guns

in the houses in the mountains. I took

video of it, and then she made me delete

them because she said it's against the law

to have guns and they would get in

trouble. I tried doing a house tour. She

made me delete all the footage. She said

it's not polite to film people's stuff.

It was so scary, the car trip to

the mountains.

There were like these really narrow roads

that went on the edges of the mountains.

There was no barrier or fence. The car

could have just gone off the edge, and the

road was only as wide as the car was. And

the dad was driving like a crazy man. It

was so bumpy. He wasn't taking it slow at

all. And you look out the window and it's

just like a sheer drop. I thought I was

gonna die. It was scary.

Unfortunately, I deleted all the Taiwan

vlogs. I have no idea why I deleted them.

Because I thought they were kind of

boring. They didn't get many views. But I

just outright deleted it, didn't even save

it. I had great footage in the mountains

driving and the scenery

and stuff.

No, back then I didn't have Google Cloud

stuff because it cost money and I was

broke, and there was no internet either.

In that area.

The dad must have thought I was weird just

hanging out in the house, and they didn't

really talk much. He was a bit

intimidating.

Chinese men— I mean, Chinese parents are

usually pretty intimidating. The mum was

nice. She made me food. She always asked

me if I was hungry.

Then I felt guilty because I felt like I

was just leeching. I was just sponging off

them for a month. I tried to offer money

for food, but they wouldn't take it.

And then when I finally got fed up and

said, I'm gonna go home, They took me to

the airport, dropped me off, and they just

drove off. I got out the car, I got my

bag, I shut the car door, and they just

drove off. Not even like a wave or goodbye

or a hug or anything. It was so cold.

I guess that's like a culture thing there.

But in England, you say goodbye, they get

out the car, they would give you a hug.

See you next time. Bye. Have a nice trip.

And wave goodbye. I just shut the door and

they just drove off. It was so weird.

I was like, okay, bye then. Jesus Christ,

Chinese culture is weird.

I don't know if that's a cultural thing or

maybe they were just glad to get rid of

me. Maybe they're just weird.

And then her sister was kind of weird as

well. Her sister would be shut in her room

the whole day. Now I'm thinking,

was that because I was there? Maybe she

didn't usually shut herself in a room and

she was just scared. I never even thought

about it. I thought, yeah, it's kind of

weird her sister never comes out of her

room.

Why was I there so long? Because I was

trying to, trying to get laid with her. I

thought she fancied me, and I thought

maybe we would have sex. But Taiwanese

girls are so,

you know, traditional. I don't think they

would ever just have an easy one-night

stand or just sleep around. They want

you to get married before having even a

kiss, maybe.

I'm not really a big fan of Chinese

culture. It's just, it's too strict and

it's too conservative. I don't like it.

And it's like the parents are the masters.

You gotta please the parents with

everything. I think that's just dumb.

And they want to get married straight

away. Even Sir Pentzer was saying stuff

like this, like he would find it easy to

get a girlfriend, but then every time he

would get a girlfriend, they would

instantly want to talk about marriage.

And not even weeks into dating, they'd

bring up marriage because they just want

to get married and have kids. That's like

the main thing that they're trying to do

when they get into a relationship. It's

not about having fun or just having sex.

Fun. They just want to get married and

have kids to please their

parents. It's so dumb. They live their

whole lives just to please their parents.

Why don't they live for themselves? So

I'll never agree with Chinese culture.

I think I'm just against it in general.

I think I was just unlucky that, that

Taiwanese girl was very traditional, it

seems. I should have went on Tinder. At

the time, I never thought about using

Tinder or dating apps. I thought it was

beneath me. I thought it was embarrassing

to use a dating app. It was only until

2017 I started to use dating apps because

I went to Japan and Korea so many times

and I never used dating apps because I

thought it was kind of cringy. I missed

out on so much. You know what else I'm

missing out on? Probably not— by

not going clubbing and doing nightlife

stuff, probably missing out on a lot of

fun. It just seems scary.

So how do I make onion rings?

Do I need egg?

Oh, I need to make batter.

1 cup of flour, a milk,

egg. How do you get

batter to stick to onion rings? Coat the

onion rings in cornstarch.

Anyone know how to make onion rings?

Easy onion ring recipe.

Help me!

Baking powder? Why do I need baking

powder? Isn't that for cleaning?

Put them in flour or breadcrumbs. What

about eggs? Do I need eggs?

I hate all these websites covered in ads.

Every time you click on an ad site, they

go that stupid pop-up about cookies and

you gotta press accept. And there's

ads all over the place popping up. I hate

websites.

You have to make batter.

How do you make batter? Is it flour and

water?

Combine milk, pepper, and the egg. Beat

well until combined. Add remaining flour.

Oh, it's so confusing.

Hmm, I'll just wing it.

Wing it. Who touched my flour?

Da da da da da.

Let's frame this nicely for my next

video's cooking with Daniel segment.

Good thing about live streams is I can

clip out the cooking bit and just whack it

onto the end of stuff.

Okay, that's pretty good. Is that

a good angle?

I've got flour, I've got an egg. I think

to make onion rings you

have to put the egg on first like

that.

And then

mix the egg.

Oh, it's so weird. Egg yolk.

Coat the onion rings in a layer of egg.

What's the good news? I'm having onion

rings! It's gonna be amazing.

And then the salt from my fingers will

make it savory.

What am I doing? I'm making the onion ring

batter.

Uh, now we need peri-peri salt. Where did

I put it?

And then some black pepper,

and then flour.

And then mix it around.

Lovely.

I think

that's pretty evenly mixed.

Mix all the ingredients first. No, I like

to mix— well, I did, didn't I? I mix them

all together like that.

I'll take it to the air fryer.

And how am I going to get it in?

Perfect.

Ta-da! And I think I'll put the burger in

And then into the air fryer.

15 minutes should be be good.

That is how you make it. Now we clean.

Mustn't make a mess.

Now what?

My eyes are getting so bad. I think I

should get my eyes tested before going

anywhere. How long does it take to get new

glasses? So I should get it done soon. My

eyesight is getting so bad, everything's

so blurry. Unless I do this and

lift them up, then I can see a bit better.

I haven't had my eyes tested in Probably

16 years. 16 years ago was the last time I

got my eyes tested.

I could get sunglasses glasses as well

because I need sunglasses when I go to

Malaysia, and I hate it when I have to put

sunglasses over my glasses. I could get—

what are they called? Are they bifocal?

Prescription sunglasses,

that would

be nice. Or what about those glasses that

change so when it's really sunny they

start getting darker?

It's gonna be expensive because I have to

pay for thinning because the lenses are

usually really thick because my eyesight

is bad. So I have to pay like £100 extra

for thinning, and then for the sunglasses

bit, probably costs extra.

Everything's so blurry.

Very focal. I hate it when you go for your

eye test and they, they air into your eyes

for one of the tests. If you got to stare

into that dot and keep your eyes wide

open, they blow a puff of air. I don't

like things touching my eyeball.

You look weird without glasses. I know

everyone keeps saying I should get lenses

and stop wearing glasses, but I look weird

without them. It doesn't suit me.

I need the glasses to give my face a bit

of— my face looks too plain without

glasses. The glasses give my face a bit of

variation. I just had glasses my whole

life. I never— last time I didn't

have to wear glasses was when I was 14. I

actually had to wear glasses at school,

but I was too scared of being bullied. I

needed glasses from about 12 or 13. The

optician said my eyes were bad, but I

refused to wear glasses at school. I had

them at home because I was already getting

bullied. I'd get even more bullied if I

started wearing glasses. Kids would just

bully you if you had glasses all the time.

And I could never see anything on the

blackboard, so I could never see what the

teacher was writing. And whenever the

teacher said, okay, now copy down what I'm

writing, I would shit myself because I

couldn't see what they were writing. So I

had to look at the person next to me,

what he was writing, and then copy what he

was writing. It's so dumb. 80% of

the class at school was just copying down

what the teacher was writing on the board.

Why didn't they just write it themselves

and then print out 100 copies and hand it

out to the students? It was like they

thought by writing— making the students

write the stuff, it will help them

remember it, but you're just copying what

they're writing, not really thinking about

it.

So almost every class you had to sit there

writing stuff into your textbook off the

blackboard so you could read it as

revision. It was such a waste of time.

Why don't they just make one copy and then

print it all out— print out copies?

School is the dumbest thing ever. They

teach you a load of rubbish that you never

use in real life, like religion or

geography, learning how to read a map,

learning how to do maths when you got a

calculator. Everything they teach you is a

waste of time.

They should teach you stuff like how to

book a plane ticket, how to plan a trip to

Japan, how to exchange your money, how to—

maybe cooking. I think cooking should be

one of the most important lessons they

teach at school. You save so much money if

you know how to cook, and it's healthier,

and girls like it. A guy can cook.

Cooking should be one of the most

important lessons, and then financial

planning, and then how to do basic

stuff like, I don't know, mortgages.

Get rid of religious studies, get rid of

geography, get rid of history. History is

interesting, but it's not important, is

it? How is knowing random

historic facts gonna help you in life?

It's good to know, but it's not important.

I should make my own school where I'm the

headmaster and I come up with the classes.

I would have the best school ever.

No language classes either, it's a waste

of time. You can't force a kid to learn a

foreign language, they've got to be

interested in it. I did French, I don't

remember anything I learned in French.

History is important to prevent repeats of

tragedies. Yeah, but the kids are never

gonna be in place of power where they're

actually going to have any effect on

anything unless they become politicians,

which none of them will. They're gonna

work in Tesco's and Sainsbury's, or

they're gonna work as lorry drivers.

It's gonna be peasant wage slaves with

no influence on how the world is shaped.

What do they know? They got no power.

Whoa, I feel dizzy.

They don't want people to be good

financially. Yeah, they want people to be

poor and weak so they can't rise up.

Teach them how to be a famous YouTuber.

I'll do the YouTube masterclass. Here's

how you become famous YouTuber. Okay kids,

get out your phones and here's

how to clickbait.

I think they have that in Japan, YouTuber

classes. They have like a school where

kids can go to learn how to be a YouTuber.

That's so lame. As if you can learn.

You either have it or you don't.

Did he lose all his money in shares? I've

lost, lost like 60-70% of it now.

I lost £12,500 out of

the £20,000 initial investment.

I feel like I should get rid of the

shares. Where's my phone?

Can't find my phone. Oh,

it's there.

Oh, fuck. I went

long on NASDAQ futures, and it went down.

Just lost 17 pence. My day trading account

started off at £2,500. It's now at £1.41.

After 6 or 7 months of day trading,

it went down to £1.40, and I just lost

17 pence today. Why does it always do the

opposite of what I want it to do? Stupid

market.

Do you think

I'm ever gonna make money investing?

I don't get it, it just keeps going down.

Everything just goes down all the time

since last year, November. That was the

last big rally,

but now people are saying there's going to

be a recession.

Is the Starbucks coffee tasting any

better? I learned how to do it now. You

put, you put a tiny bit of the black stuff

and then you put 2 bits of the white stuff

so it's not too bitter, and it tastes

I think if you want to learn about

history, just watch YouTube. There's so

many great YouTube channels about history

that make it more interesting than

teachers could ever.

Oh wow, that was

good timing. It nearly burned. Look at

that, it looks weird.

Stay down. It keeps moving back

Oh, it's all stuck to the inside of it.

Oh, the oil came out onto the plate.

Okay, stay down.

Oh, why is it stuck?

Look.

Oh, I don't

think this is doing very well.

Oh, it's all stuck to it. Oh look, it's

What about

burger?

Maybe it tastes good.

This is gonna be a nightmare to clean.

Okay, give these onion rings a try.

Does it

look good?

Oh, oh.

Oh, it tastes weird. Oh my God.

Oh,

there's no flavor.

It's like a baked egg coated

over onions.

I don't understand why it goes like that.

It's crispy, but it's

not crispy in like a fried way.

Maybe some chili sauce would make it

better.

This was not good.

I think the egg ruins it. I think if

I just put the flour, it would have been

kind of brownish and not weird.

I need scissors.

Well, maybe the burger will be fine. I

never air fried a Beyond Burger.

Yeah, I seasoned it. I put salt.

Beyond Burger is so good. They've got this

strange flavor that you don't get in meat.

It's very nice. Look,

Beyond Burger.

These are always good.

Actually, with the chili sauce Mm,

not bad.

I think we need a beer.

A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Do you think my— just think my lunch is

healthy? I've got onion rings,

burger, and beer.

If I put the onion ring on top— why

is it all brown?

Hmm, not bad.

When it's all together, it's quite nice.

Oh,

pretty good.

Shame the burger's so small. I'm gonna

have to ration it by making smaller

pieces.

I swear this plant-based burger tastes

better than actual burgers.

I am convinced.

Converted vegan.

Mm,

not bad.

Oh no, I've got, um, 37% battery.

Maybe Tabasco would be good.

This is the best burger and onions I ever

had.

Burger and onions.

And then

some beer.

Oh, I forgot the pickled pepper. Fuck.

Now I've only got one burger left. Oops,

I tried to cut the chopsticks.

Oh, I ran out of burger.

Pickle.

I feel sick.

Why are you wearing 2 thick layers? It's

freezing cold! I think it's

8 degrees. Oh, it's actually 14 degrees.

Why am I so cold?

Oh no, I'm getting margin called again.

Oh no, my day trading account just

lost 30%!

Oh my God, the market's crashing.

I don't even have a chance to get out. I

don't want to get out when it's crashing.

I want to get out when it has a bounce.

I will lose all my money.

Oh, spicy Tabasco burning my

What else should I eat?

Um,

I think I'll put the chicken wings back in

the freezer because my mum seems like

she's gonna cook something because she

took out some meat.

How do I make money? Well, not from

stocks.

I make money from YouTube.

I should be getting a sponsor payment this

week, hopefully. Where's my

money? They said they approved my video

and they're happy to go ahead with it,

and I signed the document.

Better get it this week or else I'm going

to be very unhappy.

They're paying me $1,600 and I had to make

a 2-minute video promoting some game,

and I tried my best to sound happy and

enthusiastic.

This game has many vehicles

to travel around this amazing landscape

full of wild animals and players you can

interact with. And they

were happy with it, so I'm gonna get my

Um.

This game takes mobile gaming to the next

level.

Click my link in the description below.

And a free Digerido.

Oh, I made a mess.

Okay, where should we take the onions? I

mean the laptop.

Make more game reviews. I would, it's just

there's no games coming out right now.

Come on, why isn't it coming?

Is this a good place to stream?

I think a lot of the AAA releases take a

break during summer and then they wait for

the Christmas period. Because if you're

releasing a AAA game, why would you

release it in summer? Wouldn't you wait

until before Christmas when all the kids

are gonna ask for presents?